The Eric Andre Show 1x2

Directed by

Semere Etmet as Russell Brand • Rick Fox as Self • Geoff Rahzs as Self • Kristanna Loken as Self

Eric interviews Russell Brand, Rick Fox, and Kristanna Loken.

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1. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW"!

2. "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW"!

3. ALL RIGHT!

4. ALL RIGHT! TONIGHT ON THE SHOW, WE GOT

5. ALL RIGHT! TONIGHT ON THE SHOW, WE GOT SHERMAN HEMSLEY!

6. TONIGHT ON THE SHOW, WE GOT SHERMAN HEMSLEY! WE GOT LEONA HELMSLEY!

7. SHERMAN HEMSLEY! WE GOT LEONA HELMSLEY! WE GOT LEONA LEWIS!

8. WE GOT LEONA HELMSLEY! WE GOT LEONA LEWIS! WE GOT LEWIS BLACK!

9. WE GOT LEONA LEWIS! WE GOT LEWIS BLACK! WE GOT JACK BLACK!

10. WE GOT LEWIS BLACK! WE GOT JACK BLACK! FRANK BLACK! FRANK OCEAN!

11. WE GOT JACK BLACK! FRANK BLACK! FRANK OCEAN! OCEAN PHILLIPS! PHILIP RIVERS!

12. FRANK BLACK! FRANK OCEAN! OCEAN PHILLIPS! PHILIP RIVERS! RIVERS CUOMO! MARIO CUOMO!

13. OCEAN PHILLIPS! PHILIP RIVERS! RIVERS CUOMO! MARIO CUOMO! MARIO BATALI!

14. RIVERS CUOMO! MARIO CUOMO! MARIO BATALI! ANYONE YOU WANT —

15. AH

16. C'EST LA VIE. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW HIM AS KATY PERRY'S HUSBAND —

17. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU KNOW HIM AS KATY PERRY'S HUSBAND — MR. RUSSELL BRAND!

18. HELLO, ERIC!

19. HOW ARE YOU, BROTHER? OKAY. FIRST, THE REAL QUESTION I WANT

20. OKAY. FIRST, THE REAL QUESTION I WANT TO ASK YOU.

21. FIRST, THE REAL QUESTION I WANT TO ASK YOU. "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" —

22. TO ASK YOU. "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" — LITTLE SCARY HOSTING THAT?

23. "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" — LITTLE SCARY HOSTING THAT? I STARTED GETTING TRULY

24. LITTLE SCARY HOSTING THAT? I STARTED GETTING TRULY CAMERA-SHY.

25. I STARTED GETTING TRULY CAMERA-SHY. YEAH, WE ALL GO THROUGH IT.

26. CAMERA-SHY. YEAH, WE ALL GO THROUGH IT. STAGE FRIGHT.

27. YEAH, WE ALL GO THROUGH IT. STAGE FRIGHT.

28. STAGE FRIGHT. I'M GONNA COOK THAT FOR YOU.

29. I'M GONNA COOK THAT FOR YOU. OH, MAN.

30. I'M GONNA COOK THAT FOR YOU. OH, MAN. MINUS ONE.

31. OH, MAN. MINUS ONE. YOU HAVE SEX WITH A LOT OF

32. MINUS ONE. YOU HAVE SEX WITH A LOT OF WOMEN.

33. YOU HAVE SEX WITH A LOT OF WOMEN. ARE YOU AFRAID OF DISEASES?

34. WOMEN. ARE YOU AFRAID OF DISEASES? WELL, NOT WHEN YOU ALREADY

35. ARE YOU AFRAID OF DISEASES? WELL, NOT WHEN YOU ALREADY HAVE THEM.

36. WELL, NOT WHEN YOU ALREADY HAVE THEM. I DON'T THINK RUSSELL BRAND

37. HAVE THEM. I DON'T THINK RUSSELL BRAND IS HANDLING SUCCESS WELL.

38. I DON'T THINK RUSSELL BRAND IS HANDLING SUCCESS WELL.

39. IS HANDLING SUCCESS WELL. UH, WHAT WAS THE PROCESS FOR

40. UH, WHAT WAS THE PROCESS FOR "FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL"?

41. UH, WHAT WAS THE PROCESS FOR "FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL"? I HEARD THAT WAS, LIKE, YOUR BIG

42. "FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL"? I HEARD THAT WAS, LIKE, YOUR BIG FIRST BREAK.

43. FIRST BREAK. ♪ IRENE, GOOD NI-I-I-GHT ♪ ♪ GOOD NIGHT, IRENE, GOOD NIGHT,

44. IRENE ♪ HEY, WHAT ARE YOU EATING, MAN?

45. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU EATING, MAN? STRAWBERRIES AND HAM.

46. MAN? STRAWBERRIES AND HAM. IT'S MY FAVORITE COMBINATION OF

47. STRAWBERRIES AND HAM. IT'S MY FAVORITE COMBINATION OF FOODS.

48. IT'S MY FAVORITE COMBINATION OF FOODS.

49. FOODS. I'M GOING TO HEAVEN.

50. I'M GOING TO HEAVEN. WELL, THAT'S FANTASTIC.

51. I'M GOING TO HEAVEN. WELL, THAT'S FANTASTIC. WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH,

52. WELL, THAT'S FANTASTIC. WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH, RUSSELL, FOR COMING IN.

53. WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH, RUSSELL, FOR COMING IN. THANKS!

54. RUSSELL, FOR COMING IN. THANKS! RUSSELL BRAND, EVERYBODY.

55. THANKS! RUSSELL BRAND, EVERYBODY. RUSSELL.

56. RUSSELL BRAND, EVERYBODY. RUSSELL. UM, MY — MY CHEEK SHOW IS

57. RUSSELL. UM, MY — MY CHEEK SHOW IS GETTING... VERY, VERY POPULAR...

58. UM, MY — MY CHEEK SHOW IS GETTING... VERY, VERY POPULAR... ON THE SIDEWALK.

59. GETTING... VERY, VERY POPULAR... ON THE SIDEWALK. TAKE CARE, RUSSELL.

60. ON THE SIDEWALK. TAKE CARE, RUSSELL. COME BACK SOON!

61. TAKE CARE, RUSSELL. COME BACK SOON! BYE! HAVE ME AGAIN!

62. HOW DO YOU FEEL RIGHT NOW? I FEEL PRETTY GOOD.

63. HOW DO YOU FEEL RIGHT NOW? I FEEL PRETTY GOOD.

64. I FEEL PRETTY GOOD. I FEEL KIND OF HOW I FELT

65. I FEEL KIND OF HOW I FELT WHEN I WAS IN BLOOMINGTON,

66. I FEEL KIND OF HOW I FELT WHEN I WAS IN BLOOMINGTON, INDIANA, AND I WENT TO THE MOVIE

67. WHEN I WAS IN BLOOMINGTON, INDIANA, AND I WENT TO THE MOVIE THEATER AND I WAS WATCHING

68. INDIANA, AND I WENT TO THE MOVIE THEATER AND I WAS WATCHING "LIMITLESS," AND THEN, 20

69. THEATER AND I WAS WATCHING "LIMITLESS," AND THEN, 20 MINUTES IN, THE FILM BURNED, AND

70. "LIMITLESS," AND THEN, 20 MINUTES IN, THE FILM BURNED, AND I WASN'T ABLE TO SEE THE REST OF

71. MINUTES IN, THE FILM BURNED, AND I WASN'T ABLE TO SEE THE REST OF THE MOVIE.

72. I WASN'T ABLE TO SEE THE REST OF THE MOVIE. THAT'S HOW I FEEL NOW.

73. THE MOVIE. THAT'S HOW I FEEL NOW. HMM.

74. THAT'S HOW I FEEL NOW. HMM. I HADN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT

75. HMM. I HADN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT.

76. I HADN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT.

77. LIKE THAT. BAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

78. BAAAAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S THE HALFWAY POINT OF THE

79. BAAAAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S THE HALFWAY POINT OF THE SHOW!

80. AAAAAAAAAAAH!

81. IT'S TIME FOR SOME WACKY NEWSPAPER ARTICLES.

82. OKAY, WHAT DO WE GOT? "KILLER'S MAPS LEADS TO VICTIMS'

83. "KILLER'S MAPS LEADS TO VICTIMS' REMAINS."

84. "KILLER'S MAPS LEADS TO VICTIMS' REMAINS." WHAT, ARE WE ON A SCAVENGER

85. REMAINS." WHAT, ARE WE ON A SCAVENGER HUNT, FOLKS?

86. WHAT, ARE WE ON A SCAVENGER HUNT, FOLKS?

87. HUNT, FOLKS? IT'S A DARK STORY, MAN.

88. IT'S A DARK STORY, MAN. YOU — I DON'T KNOW IF YOU

89. IT'S A DARK STORY, MAN. YOU — I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SHOULD TALK ABOUT IT LIKE THAT.

90. YOU — I DON'T KNOW IF YOU SHOULD TALK ABOUT IT LIKE THAT. LOOK AT THIS ONE.

91. SHOULD TALK ABOUT IT LIKE THAT. LOOK AT THIS ONE. "PASTOR'S DAUGHTER STRUCK AS GUN

92. LOOK AT THIS ONE. "PASTOR'S DAUGHTER STRUCK AS GUN ACCIDENTLY GOES OFF."

93. "PASTOR'S DAUGHTER STRUCK AS GUN ACCIDENTLY GOES OFF." HEY, GUYS, AT LEAST WE CAN LEAVE

94. ACCIDENTLY GOES OFF." HEY, GUYS, AT LEAST WE CAN LEAVE CHURCH A LITTLE EARLY AND CATCH

95. HEY, GUYS, AT LEAST WE CAN LEAVE CHURCH A LITTLE EARLY AND CATCH THE REST OF THE FOOTBALL GAME.

96. CHURCH A LITTLE EARLY AND CATCH THE REST OF THE FOOTBALL GAME. AM I RIGHT, FELLAS?

97. THE REST OF THE FOOTBALL GAME. AM I RIGHT, FELLAS?

98. AM I RIGHT, FELLAS? I DON'T KNOW IF I LIKE BEING

99. I DON'T KNOW IF I LIKE BEING ASSOCIATED WITH THIS.

100. I DON'T KNOW IF I LIKE BEING ASSOCIATED WITH THIS. UH... WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?

101. ASSOCIATED WITH THIS. UH... WHAT DO WE GOT HERE? BRITTA-BRUDDA-BROODA

102. UH... WHAT DO WE GOT HERE? BRITTA-BRUDDA-BROODA BRITTA-BRUDDA-BROODA.

103. BRITTA-BRUDDA-BROODA BRITTA-BRUDDA-BROODA. CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD OF IT.

104. BRITTA-BRUDDA-BROODA. CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD OF IT. IT'S LIKE, HIRE A PROOFREADER,

105. CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD OF IT. IT'S LIKE, HIRE A PROOFREADER, GUYS.

106. IT'S LIKE, HIRE A PROOFREADER, GUYS. COME ON.

107. GUYS. COME ON. LET'S BE A LITTLE PROFESSIONAL.

108. COME ON. LET'S BE A LITTLE PROFESSIONAL. JUST RIFFING.

109. LET'S BE A LITTLE PROFESSIONAL. JUST RIFFING. WE SHOULD BE WRITING INSTEAD

110. JUST RIFFING. WE SHOULD BE WRITING INSTEAD OF RIFFING.

111. WE SHOULD BE WRITING INSTEAD OF RIFFING. THAT WAS A MISSTEP.

112. OF RIFFING. THAT WAS A MISSTEP. YOU THINK SO?

113. THAT WAS A MISSTEP. YOU THINK SO? ALL OF IT.

114. YOU THINK SO? ALL OF IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

115. ALL OF IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THIS IS PRETTY LOWBROW.

116. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THIS IS PRETTY LOWBROW. OH, IS THAT WHAT IT WAS?

117. THIS IS PRETTY LOWBROW. OH, IS THAT WHAT IT WAS? YEAH.

118. OH, IS THAT WHAT IT WAS? YEAH. HEY, REMEMBER WHEN I DID

119. YEAH. HEY, REMEMBER WHEN I DID THOSE JOKES BEFORE?

120. HEY, REMEMBER WHEN I DID THOSE JOKES BEFORE? YEAH.

121. THOSE JOKES BEFORE? YEAH. IT WAS TIGHT, RIGHT?

122. YEAH. IT WAS TIGHT, RIGHT? NAH, I JUST TOLD YOU THAT I

123. IT WAS TIGHT, RIGHT? NAH, I JUST TOLD YOU THAT I DIDN'T LIKE THAT.

124. OH

125. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FORMER LOS ANGELES LAKER MR. RICK FOX!

126. ALL RIGHT! OH-HOO-HOO!

127. OH-HOO-HOO! THE YOU DOING, MAN?

128. THE YOU DOING, MAN? N-NOTHING.

129. THE YOU DOING, MAN? N-NOTHING. YO, YOU REMEMBER

130. N-NOTHING. YO, YOU REMEMBER DENNIS RODMAN?

131. YO, YOU REMEMBER DENNIS RODMAN? AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

132. DENNIS RODMAN? AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

133. YO, THIS IS AWESOME. WHAT, UH...

134. WHAT, UH... WHAT'S HAPPENING?

135. WHAT, UH... WHAT'S HAPPENING? THIS DUDE IS CRUSHING IT.

136. WHAT'S HAPPENING? THIS DUDE IS CRUSHING IT. UH, I'M ERIC.

137. THIS DUDE IS CRUSHING IT. UH, I'M ERIC. TELL ME YOUR NAME ONE MORE TIME.

138. UH, I'M ERIC. TELL ME YOUR NAME ONE MORE TIME. HANNIBAL.

139. TELL ME YOUR NAME ONE MORE TIME. HANNIBAL. YO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, MAN?

140. I'M ON A TV SHOW?

141. OH, YEAH.

142. YOU'VE CONTRACTED MEMENTO... OF THE WHACK-FONT VARIETY. GOT TO GET THAT CHECKED

143. OF THE WHACK-FONT VARIETY. GOT TO GET THAT CHECKED OUT.

144. GOT TO GET THAT CHECKED OUT. WHAT'S NEXT ON THE SHOW?

145. OUT. WHAT'S NEXT ON THE SHOW? WHAT'S NEXT ON THE

146. WHAT'S NEXT ON THE SHOW? WHAT'S NEXT ON THE SHOW?

147. WHAT'S NEXT ON THE SHOW? TELL ME!

148. SHOW? TELL ME!

149. TELL ME! AAAAH!

150. AAAAH! AAH!

151. AAAAH! AAH!

152. AMI.

153. C'EST LA VIE! SUR LA TABLE! C'EST LA VIE! IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN, DUDE.

154. SUR LA TABLE! C'EST LA VIE! IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN, DUDE. YOU GOT TO GO. GO!

155. IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN, DUDE. YOU GOT TO GO. GO!

156. YOU GOT TO GO. GO!

157. SUR LA TABLE.

158. SUR LA TABLE. SUR LA TABLE!

159. NO!

160. DUDE.

161. C'EST LA VIE!

162. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOU'VE SEEN HER ON "TERMINATOR 3," "THE I WORD," AND "BURN NOTICE."

163. SEEN HER ON "TERMINATOR 3," "THE I WORD," AND "BURN NOTICE." PERFORMING STAND-UP COMEDY FOR

164. "THE I WORD," AND "BURN NOTICE." PERFORMING STAND-UP COMEDY FOR US TONIGHT, ACTION STAR

165. PERFORMING STAND-UP COMEDY FOR US TONIGHT, ACTION STAR KRISTANNA LOKEN, EVERYBODY!

166. HERE'S TO HAVING ANAL SEX. STICK IT WHERE SHE LEAST

167. HERE'S TO HAVING ANAL SEX. STICK IT WHERE SHE LEAST EXPECTS.

168. STICK IT WHERE SHE LEAST EXPECTS. HER SO HARD, MAKE HER

169. EXPECTS. HER SO HARD, MAKE HER BUTT CHEEKS FLEX.

170. HER SO HARD, MAKE HER BUTT CHEEKS FLEX. GRAB HER SISTER, TELL HER SHE'S

171. BUTT CHEEKS FLEX. GRAB HER SISTER, TELL HER SHE'S NEXT.

172. GRAB HER SISTER, TELL HER SHE'S NEXT. THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH FOR YOUR

173. NEXT. THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT.

174. THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT.

175. SUPPORT.

176. AAAAAAAAAH!

177. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME OUR MUSICAL GUESTS —

178. WELCOME OUR MUSICAL GUESTS — AIR-GUITAR CHAMPIONS JEFF ALLIN

179. AIR-GUITAR CHAMPIONS JEFF ALLIN AND VERNON QUARTEHL, EVERYBODY!

180. AND VERNON QUARTEHL, EVERYBODY!