1. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
"THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW"!
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2. "THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW"!
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3. MY HANDS!
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4. THAT'S, UH — THAT'S ALL I HAD
PLANNED FOR THE, UH — FOR THE
SHOW.
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5. PLANNED FOR THE, UH — FOR THE
SHOW.
WHAT SHOULD I, UH — WHAT SHOULD
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6. SHOW.
WHAT SHOULD I, UH — WHAT SHOULD
I DO NOW?
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7. WHAT SHOULD I, UH — WHAT SHOULD
I DO NOW?
I DON'T KNOW.
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8. I DO NOW?
I DON'T KNOW.
DO A MONOLOGUE OR SOMETHING.
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9. I DON'T KNOW.
DO A MONOLOGUE OR SOMETHING.
YEAH, OKAY. I GOT THAT.
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10. DO A MONOLOGUE OR SOMETHING.
YEAH, OKAY. I GOT THAT.
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11. YEAH, OKAY. I GOT THAT.
ALL RIGHT, SO, UH...
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12. ALL RIGHT, SO, UH...
MICHAEL JACKSON?
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13. ALL RIGHT, SO, UH...
MICHAEL JACKSON?
HE — HE HASN'T BEEN IN THE NEWS
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14. MICHAEL JACKSON?
HE — HE HASN'T BEEN IN THE NEWS
TOO MUCH LATELY, RIGHT?
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15. HE — HE HASN'T BEEN IN THE NEWS
TOO MUCH LATELY, RIGHT?
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16. TOO MUCH LATELY, RIGHT?
IT'S LIKE, WHERE YOU HIDING,
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17. IT'S LIKE, WHERE YOU HIDING,
JACKO?
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18. IT'S LIKE, WHERE YOU HIDING,
JACKO?
HE'S DEAD, MAN.
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19. JACKO?
HE'S DEAD, MAN.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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20. HE'S DEAD, MAN.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
I'M — DON'T LOOK — WORK THE
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21. ARE YOU SERIOUS?
I'M — DON'T LOOK — WORK THE
CROWD, MAN.
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22. I'M — DON'T LOOK — WORK THE
CROWD, MAN.
DON'T LOOK AT ME.
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23. CROWD, MAN.
DON'T LOOK AT ME.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
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24. DON'T LOOK AT ME.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
WHATEVER.
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25. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
WHATEVER.
SO, UH, UM, BEYONCé, SHE'S,
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26. WHATEVER.
SO, UH, UM, BEYONCé, SHE'S,
UH — SHE'S TRYING TO TRIM DOWN
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27. SO, UH, UM, BEYONCé, SHE'S,
UH — SHE'S TRYING TO TRIM DOWN
ON THAT BABY FAT.
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28. UH — SHE'S TRYING TO TRIM DOWN
ON THAT BABY FAT.
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29. ON THAT BABY FAT.
SAW HER WITHOUT HER SHIRT ON,
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30. SAW HER WITHOUT HER SHIRT ON,
I WAS LIKE, WHOO, WHO'S THAT
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31. SAW HER WITHOUT HER SHIRT ON,
I WAS LIKE, WHOO, WHO'S THAT
WOMAN WITH SIX TITS LIKE A DOG?
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32. I WAS LIKE, WHOO, WHO'S THAT
WOMAN WITH SIX TITS LIKE A DOG?
WHAT?
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33. WOMAN WITH SIX TITS LIKE A DOG?
WHAT?
I WAS LIKE...
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34. WHAT?
I WAS LIKE...
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35. I WAS LIKE...
HONK, HONK.
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36. HONK, HONK.
WAIT A MINUTE.
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37. HONK, HONK.
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU FOR REAL THINK THAT THOSE
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38. WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU FOR REAL THINK THAT THOSE
WORDS THAT YOU JUST SAID SHOULD
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39. YOU FOR REAL THINK THAT THOSE
WORDS THAT YOU JUST SAID SHOULD
BE ON TELEVISION?
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40. WORDS THAT YOU JUST SAID SHOULD
BE ON TELEVISION?
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41. I'M DYING.
WE ALL ARE.
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42. CONGRATULATIONS!
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43. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
AMERICA'S FAVORITE LEADING MAN,
GEORGE CLOONEY!
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44. AMERICA'S FAVORITE LEADING MAN,
GEORGE CLOONEY!
COME ON OUT, YEAH!
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45. GEORGE CLOONEY!
COME ON OUT, YEAH!
THERE HE IS.
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46. COME ON OUT, YEAH!
THERE HE IS.
THERE HE IS. YES, OKAY.
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47. BEFORE YOU TAKE A SEAT, COULD —
COULD YOU START OUT DOING SOME
OF YOUR AWARD-WINNING STAND-UP
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48. COULD YOU START OUT DOING SOME
OF YOUR AWARD-WINNING STAND-UP
COMEDY FOR US?
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49. OF YOUR AWARD-WINNING STAND-UP
COMEDY FOR US?
COME ON UP THERE.
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50. COMEDY FOR US?
COME ON UP THERE.
UH, WELL, AWARD-WINNING —
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51. COME ON UP THERE.
UH, WELL, AWARD-WINNING —
I DON'T KNOW.
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52. UH, WELL, AWARD-WINNING —
I DON'T KNOW.
LET'S SEE HERE. UH, HMM.
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53. I DON'T KNOW.
LET'S SEE HERE. UH, HMM.
UH...
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54. LET'S SEE HERE. UH, HMM.
UH...
UH...
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55. YOU KNOW, WHEN I'M SPARRING
WITH MY BUDDIES — BRAD AND THE
BOYS — WE DON'T DO A LOT OF,
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56. WITH MY BUDDIES — BRAD AND THE
BOYS — WE DON'T DO A LOT OF,
UH, KARATE, "HYAH, HYAH."
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57. BOYS — WE DON'T DO A LOT OF,
UH, KARATE, "HYAH, HYAH."
WE EXPLORE MORE LIKE LOVERS,
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58. UH, KARATE, "HYAH, HYAH."
WE EXPLORE MORE LIKE LOVERS,
YOU KNOW?
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59. WE EXPLORE MORE LIKE LOVERS,
YOU KNOW?
IT'S LIKE A BONDING AND ROLLING
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60. YOU KNOW?
IT'S LIKE A BONDING AND ROLLING
AROUND, YOU KNOW.
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61. IT'S LIKE A BONDING AND ROLLING
AROUND, YOU KNOW.
BUT —
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62. AROUND, YOU KNOW.
BUT —
GREAT, GREAT, GREAT.
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63. BUT —
GREAT, GREAT, GREAT.
THANK YOU.
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64. GREAT, GREAT, GREAT.
THANK YOU.
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65. THANK YOU.
EXCELLENT.
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66. EXCELLENT.
SO, YOU TOLD ME LAST TIME A
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67. EXCELLENT.
SO, YOU TOLD ME LAST TIME A
LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOUR —
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68. SO, YOU TOLD ME LAST TIME A
LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOUR —
YOUR WIFE.
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69. LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOUR —
YOUR WIFE.
IT'S FUNNY WHEN YOU —
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70. YOUR WIFE.
IT'S FUNNY WHEN YOU —
YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE,
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71. IT'S FUNNY WHEN YOU —
YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE,
AND THE FIRST NIGHT WAS WILD,
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72. YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE,
AND THE FIRST NIGHT WAS WILD,
SO, YOU KNOW, WE, UH — NO
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73. AND THE FIRST NIGHT WAS WILD,
SO, YOU KNOW, WE, UH — NO
QUESTION IN OUR MIND.
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74. SO, YOU KNOW, WE, UH — NO
QUESTION IN OUR MIND.
WE WERE DONE. WE HOOKED UP.
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75. QUESTION IN OUR MIND.
WE WERE DONE. WE HOOKED UP.
OH, WOW.
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76. WE WERE DONE. WE HOOKED UP.
OH, WOW.
FIRST NIGHT? FIRST NIGHT?
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77. OH, WOW.
FIRST NIGHT? FIRST NIGHT?
YEAH, YEAH.
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78. FIRST NIGHT? FIRST NIGHT?
YEAH, YEAH.
FIRST NIGHT?
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79. YEAH, YEAH.
FIRST NIGHT?
OH!
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80. FIRST NIGHT?
OH!
OW!
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81. OH!
OW!
YEAH, YEAH.
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82. OW!
YEAH, YEAH.
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83. YEAH, YEAH.
IT TOOK ME A WHILE FOR —TO
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84. IT TOOK ME A WHILE FOR —TO
TEACH HER ENGLISH.
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85. IT TOOK ME A WHILE FOR —TO
TEACH HER ENGLISH.
WHOA.
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86. TEACH HER ENGLISH.
WHOA.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
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87. WHOA.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
GOD IS EVERYTHING — YOU
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88. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
GOD IS EVERYTHING — YOU
KNOW, THE MOUNTAINS, THE
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89. GOD IS EVERYTHING — YOU
KNOW, THE MOUNTAINS, THE
OCEAN...
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90. KNOW, THE MOUNTAINS, THE
OCEAN...
SORRY TO BACKTRACK.
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91. OCEAN...
SORRY TO BACKTRACK.
YOU SAID THAT YOU HAD TO TEACH
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92. SORRY TO BACKTRACK.
YOU SAID THAT YOU HAD TO TEACH
HER ENGLISH.
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93. YOU SAID THAT YOU HAD TO TEACH
HER ENGLISH.
BRIGHT WATER...
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94. HER ENGLISH.
BRIGHT WATER...
BUT YOU SMASHED THE FIRST
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95. BRIGHT WATER...
BUT YOU SMASHED THE FIRST
NIGHT, SO...
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96. BUT YOU SMASHED THE FIRST
NIGHT, SO...
I — RIGHT NOW I HAVE A
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97. NIGHT, SO...
I — RIGHT NOW I HAVE A
SQUIRREL ALWAYS COMING TO MY
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98. I — RIGHT NOW I HAVE A
SQUIRREL ALWAYS COMING TO MY
HOUSE, AND IT'S ALWAYS KNOCKING
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99. SQUIRREL ALWAYS COMING TO MY
HOUSE, AND IT'S ALWAYS KNOCKING
ON THE DOOR...
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100. HOUSE, AND IT'S ALWAYS KNOCKING
ON THE DOOR...
WHAT DID YOU DO TO SMASH IF
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101. ON THE DOOR...
WHAT DID YOU DO TO SMASH IF
YOU COULDN'T SPEAK ENGLISH TO
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102. WHAT DID YOU DO TO SMASH IF
YOU COULDN'T SPEAK ENGLISH TO
HER?
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103. YOU COULDN'T SPEAK ENGLISH TO
HER?
KIND OF LIKE, YOU KNOW,
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104. HER?
KIND OF LIKE, YOU KNOW,
I'M JUST WONDERING, MAYBE THAT'S
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105. KIND OF LIKE, YOU KNOW,
I'M JUST WONDERING, MAYBE THAT'S
MY MOM.
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106. I'M JUST WONDERING, MAYBE THAT'S
MY MOM.
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107. MY MOM.
OH, I THINK — OH, YES, WE'RE
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108. OH, I THINK — OH, YES, WE'RE
GOING TO DO THE COFFEE
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109. OH, I THINK — OH, YES, WE'RE
GOING TO DO THE COFFEE
CHALLENGE.
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110. OH, BOY.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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111. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, HERE YOU GO.
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112. COFFEE CHALLENGE.
DON'T BE SHY.
SLAM IT?
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113. DON'T BE SHY.
SLAM IT?
AS MUCH AS YOU CAN DO.
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114. SLAM IT?
AS MUCH AS YOU CAN DO.
SLAM IT.
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115. AS MUCH AS YOU CAN DO.
SLAM IT.
ARE YOU KIDDING? OH, BLACK?
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116. SLAM IT.
ARE YOU KIDDING? OH, BLACK?
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, YEAH.
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117. ARE YOU KIDDING? OH, BLACK?
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, YEAH.
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG,
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118. CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, YEAH.
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG,
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG.
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119. CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG,
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG.
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120. GLAD WE GOT A TABLE HERE.
YEAH. YEAH. ALL RIGHT!
NICE.
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121. YEAH. YEAH. ALL RIGHT!
NICE.
ALL RIGHT, I'M BACK. OKAY.
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122. NICE.
ALL RIGHT, I'M BACK. OKAY.
EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT.
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123. ALL RIGHT, I'M BACK. OKAY.
EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT.
NOW YOU'RE BACK, BABY.
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124. EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT.
NOW YOU'RE BACK, BABY.
ALL RIGHT, HOW WAS THAT FOR YOU?
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125. NOW YOU'RE BACK, BABY.
ALL RIGHT, HOW WAS THAT FOR YOU?
THAT WAS GOOD.
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126. ALL RIGHT, HOW WAS THAT FOR YOU?
THAT WAS GOOD.
THAT WAS GREAT.
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127. THAT WAS GOOD.
THAT WAS GREAT.
GUN TO YOUR HEAD, WHO WOULD
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128. THAT WAS GREAT.
GUN TO YOUR HEAD, WHO WOULD
YOU RATHER HAVE SEX WITH — YOUR
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129. GUN TO YOUR HEAD, WHO WOULD
YOU RATHER HAVE SEX WITH — YOUR
MOM OR YOUR DAD?
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130. YOU RATHER HAVE SEX WITH — YOUR
MOM OR YOUR DAD?
WHOO!
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131. MOM OR YOUR DAD?
WHOO!
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132. THIS IS OUR FLAG.
OH, LORD. OH, LORD.
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133. OH, LORD. OH, LORD.
OH, LORD.
HIDE US! HIDE ME!
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134. OH, LORD.
HIDE US! HIDE ME!
HIDE ME, MAN! HIDE ME, MAN!
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135. HIDE US! HIDE ME!
HIDE ME, MAN! HIDE ME, MAN!
HIDE US! SOMEBODY HIDE US!
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136. HIDE ME, MAN! HIDE ME, MAN!
HIDE US! SOMEBODY HIDE US!
HIDE US! HIDE US! HIDE US!
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137. HIDE US! SOMEBODY HIDE US!
HIDE US! HIDE US! HIDE US!
HIDE US!
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138. HIDE US! HIDE US! HIDE US!
HIDE US!
AAH!
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139. DON'T FORGET THEM SLAVES!
LOOK OUT, HERE THEY COME!
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140. LOOK OUT, HERE THEY COME!
WHY IS EVERYBODY WATCHING?
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141. LOOK OUT, HERE THEY COME!
WHY IS EVERYBODY WATCHING?
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
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142. WHY IS EVERYBODY WATCHING?
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
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143. YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
OH, LORD! OH, LORD!
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144. AND WE'RE BACK WITH
GEORGE CLOONEY.
LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE.
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145. GEORGE CLOONEY.
LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW MOVIE.
♪ THE WATERS FROM THE TALLEST
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146. THE SEA ♪
♪ OUR EMPIRE ♪
♪ THE CENTER OF OUR RIVER
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147. WRONG ♪
THAT WAS HELLA BORING.
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148. THAT WAS HELLA BORING.
WHOO.
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149. THIS NEXT GUEST YOU'VE SEEN
ON "VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN."
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150. THIS NEXT GUEST YOU'VE SEEN
ON "VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN."
PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR —
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151. ON "VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN."
PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR —
IT'S TIME TO PLAY "THIS OR
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152. PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR —
IT'S TIME TO PLAY "THIS OR
THAT?"
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153. IT'S TIME TO PLAY "THIS OR
THAT?"
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154. THAT?"
CONTESTANTS, ARE YOU READY?
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155. CONTESTANTS, ARE YOU READY?
NO.
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156. CONTESTANTS, ARE YOU READY?
NO.
NO.
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157. NO.
NO.
YOGA OR TAI CHI?
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158. NO.
YOGA OR TAI CHI?
TAI CHI?
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159. YOGA OR TAI CHI?
TAI CHI?
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160. TAI CHI?
SORRY. WE COULD NOT HEAR YOU.
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161. SORRY. WE COULD NOT HEAR YOU.
HOT COFFEE TO THE FACE!
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162. SORRY. WE COULD NOT HEAR YOU.
HOT COFFEE TO THE FACE!
AAH! OH! OH, MY GOD!
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163. HOT COFFEE TO THE FACE!
AAH! OH! OH, MY GOD!
NEXT QUESTION.
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164. AAH! OH! OH, MY GOD!
NEXT QUESTION.
MOLESTED OR GENIUS?
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165. NEXT QUESTION.
MOLESTED OR GENIUS?
OH, MY GOD.
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166. MOLESTED OR GENIUS?
OH, MY GOD.
OH. OH.
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167. OH, MY GOD.
OH. OH.
LETTUCE.
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168. OH. OH.
LETTUCE.
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169. LETTUCE.
I DIDN'T SEE THE —
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170. I DIDN'T SEE THE —
OH, COME ON, MAN!
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171. I DIDN'T SEE THE —
OH, COME ON, MAN!
HOW DOES THIS GAME EVEN WORK?
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172. OH, COME ON, MAN!
HOW DOES THIS GAME EVEN WORK?
CLOACA OR COCHLEA?
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173. HOW DOES THIS GAME EVEN WORK?
CLOACA OR COCHLEA?
OH, MY GOD.
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174. CLOACA OR COCHLEA?
OH, MY GOD.
COCHLEA?
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175. OH, MY GOD.
COCHLEA?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THOSE
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176. COCHLEA?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THOSE
WORDS MEAN, MAN!
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177. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THOSE
WORDS MEAN, MAN!
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178. WORDS MEAN, MAN!
AAH!
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179. AAH!
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180. ERIC, DRINK THIS MILK AND
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181. ERIC, DRINK THIS MILK AND
TELL US, IS IT FRESH OR SPOILED?
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182. ERIC, DRINK THIS MILK AND
TELL US, IS IT FRESH OR SPOILED?
WHAT?
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183. TELL US, IS IT FRESH OR SPOILED?
WHAT?
UGH! DEFINITELY SPOILED!
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184. WHAT?
UGH! DEFINITELY SPOILED!
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185. UGH! DEFINITELY SPOILED!
GOD! OH!
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186. GOD! OH!
OW! OH!
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187. GOD! OH!
OW! OH!
YO, YOU OWE ME 3,000 BUCKS,
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188. OW! OH!
YO, YOU OWE ME 3,000 BUCKS,
SON.
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189. YO, YOU OWE ME 3,000 BUCKS,
SON.
WHAT?
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190. SON.
WHAT?
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191. AAH!
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192. AH, A MAN WHO NEEDS NO
INTRODUCTION — PLEASE GIVE IT
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193. AH, A MAN WHO NEEDS NO
INTRODUCTION — PLEASE GIVE IT
UP FOR DOLPH LUNDGREN,
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194. INTRODUCTION — PLEASE GIVE IT
UP FOR DOLPH LUNDGREN,
EVERYBODY!
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195. UP FOR DOLPH LUNDGREN,
EVERYBODY!
YAY.
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196. EVERYBODY!
YAY.
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197. OKAY.
ALL RIGHT. THERE HE IS.
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198. HOW ARE YOU?
YEAH.
DOLPH DADDY!
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199. YEAH.
DOLPH DADDY!
I LOVE BOYZ II MEN.
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200. DOLPH DADDY!
I LOVE BOYZ II MEN.
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201. I LOVE BOYZ II MEN.
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202. I'M VERY EXCITED.
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203. I'M VERY EXCITED.
THANKS, MAN.
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204. I'M VERY EXCITED.
THANKS, MAN.
YOU — YOU AGED — YOU AGED
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205. THANKS, MAN.
YOU — YOU AGED — YOU AGED
AMAZING.
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206. YOU — YOU AGED — YOU AGED
AMAZING.
HOW DO YOU — WHAT'S YOUR
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207. AMAZING.
HOW DO YOU — WHAT'S YOUR
SECRET?
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208. HOW DO YOU — WHAT'S YOUR
SECRET?
YOU MUST EAT A TON
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209. SECRET?
YOU MUST EAT A TON
OF VITAMINS.
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210. YOU MUST EAT A TON
OF VITAMINS.
NO, I GOT, LIKE, THOSE VIKING
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211. OF VITAMINS.
NO, I GOT, LIKE, THOSE VIKING
GENETICS TO JUST LIKE — A BUNCH
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212. NO, I GOT, LIKE, THOSE VIKING
GENETICS TO JUST LIKE — A BUNCH
OF, LIKE, RAPISTS AND PILLAGERS,
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213. GENETICS TO JUST LIKE — A BUNCH
OF, LIKE, RAPISTS AND PILLAGERS,
YOU KNOW, BUT FROM SWEDEN, YOU
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214. OF, LIKE, RAPISTS AND PILLAGERS,
YOU KNOW, BUT FROM SWEDEN, YOU
KNOW?
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215. YOU KNOW, BUT FROM SWEDEN, YOU
KNOW?
I'VE ALWAYS TOLD HANNIBAL I
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216. KNOW?
I'VE ALWAYS TOLD HANNIBAL I
KNEW YOU HAD RAPIST BLOOD.
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217. I'VE ALWAYS TOLD HANNIBAL I
KNEW YOU HAD RAPIST BLOOD.
I GOT IT.
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218. KNEW YOU HAD RAPIST BLOOD.
I GOT IT.
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219. I GOT IT.
AND YOU WERE IN "HE-MAN."
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220. AND YOU WERE IN "HE-MAN."
YEP.
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221. AND YOU WERE IN "HE-MAN."
YEP.
YOU EVER BEEN INSIDE A
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222. YEP.
YOU EVER BEEN INSIDE A
SHE-MAN?
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223. YOU EVER BEEN INSIDE A
SHE-MAN?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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224. SHE-MAN?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
IT WAS THE '70s.
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225. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
IT WAS THE '70s.
IT WAS FUN — LET'S PUT IT
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226. IT WAS THE '70s.
IT WAS FUN — LET'S PUT IT
THAT WAY — FOR A SWEDISH KID
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227. IT WAS FUN — LET'S PUT IT
THAT WAY — FOR A SWEDISH KID
WHO, YOU KNOW, USED TO DO
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228. THAT WAY — FOR A SWEDISH KID
WHO, YOU KNOW, USED TO DO
CHEMICAL ENGINEERING.
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229. WHO, YOU KNOW, USED TO DO
CHEMICAL ENGINEERING.
IT WAS — IT WAS — IT WAS A BIG
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230. CHEMICAL ENGINEERING.
IT WAS — IT WAS — IT WAS A BIG
CHANGE, THAT'S FOR SURE.
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231. IT WAS — IT WAS — IT WAS A BIG
CHANGE, THAT'S FOR SURE.
HOW MANY CHEMICALS ARE THERE?
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232. CHANGE, THAT'S FOR SURE.
HOW MANY CHEMICALS ARE THERE?
HOW MANY CHEMICALS?
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233. HOW MANY CHEMICALS ARE THERE?
HOW MANY CHEMICALS?
WELL, THERE ARE, YOU KNOW, HOW
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234. HOW MANY CHEMICALS?
WELL, THERE ARE, YOU KNOW, HOW
MANY ELEMENTS, WHICH...
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235. WELL, THERE ARE, YOU KNOW, HOW
MANY ELEMENTS, WHICH...
67.
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236. MANY ELEMENTS, WHICH...
67.
THERE'S ABOUT 104, I
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237. 67.
THERE'S ABOUT 104, I
THINK, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT...
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238. THERE'S ABOUT 104, I
THINK, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT...
YEAH.
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239. THINK, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT...
YEAH.
IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY.
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240. YEAH.
IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY.
2.
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241. IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY.
2.
WHAT ARE YOU — YOU'RE VERY
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242. 2.
WHAT ARE YOU — YOU'RE VERY
SPIRITUAL.
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243. WHAT ARE YOU — YOU'RE VERY
SPIRITUAL.
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
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244. SPIRITUAL.
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
YOU'RE — YOU'RE A HARD-CORE
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245. NO, YOU'RE NOT.
YOU'RE — YOU'RE A HARD-CORE
ATHEIST — NIHILIST.
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246. YOU'RE — YOU'RE A HARD-CORE
ATHEIST — NIHILIST.
I THINK BUDDHISM IS KIND OF
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247. ATHEIST — NIHILIST.
I THINK BUDDHISM IS KIND OF
COOL BECAUSE THEY — THEY THINK
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248. I THINK BUDDHISM IS KIND OF
COOL BECAUSE THEY — THEY THINK
YOU SHOULD LEARN SOMETHING EVERY
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249. COOL BECAUSE THEY — THEY THINK
YOU SHOULD LEARN SOMETHING EVERY
TIME YOU COME BACK.
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250. YOU SHOULD LEARN SOMETHING EVERY
TIME YOU COME BACK.
YEAH.
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251. TIME YOU COME BACK.
YEAH.
YOU KNOW?
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252. YEAH.
YOU KNOW?
MY GRANDDAD IS REINCARNATED.
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253. YOU KNOW?
MY GRANDDAD IS REINCARNATED.
YEAH. HUH?
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254. MY GRANDDAD IS REINCARNATED.
YEAH. HUH?
HE — HE REINCARNATED AS ALL
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255. YEAH. HUH?
HE — HE REINCARNATED AS ALL
WATER, MY GRANDDAD.
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256. HE — HE REINCARNATED AS ALL
WATER, MY GRANDDAD.
THAT'S COOL.
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257. WATER, MY GRANDDAD.
THAT'S COOL.
AT LEAST HE'S WET, YOU KNOW?
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258. THAT'S COOL.
AT LEAST HE'S WET, YOU KNOW?
YEAH.
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259. AT LEAST HE'S WET, YOU KNOW?
YEAH.
OH, WANT SOME?
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260. YEAH.
OH, WANT SOME?
I'M GONNA MAKE A LITTLE PILLOW,
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261. OH, WANT SOME?
I'M GONNA MAKE A LITTLE PILLOW,
YOU KNOW?
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262. WELCOME TO HELL!
AAH!
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263. AAH!
MAN, WHY'D YOU GO AND SCARE
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264. MAN, WHY'D YOU GO AND SCARE
MY GIRL LIKE THAT, MAN?
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265. MAN, WHY'D YOU GO AND SCARE
MY GIRL LIKE THAT, MAN?
YOU'RE THE ONE-MILLIONTH
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266. MY GIRL LIKE THAT, MAN?
YOU'RE THE ONE-MILLIONTH
PERSON TO USE THIS GARBAGE CAN.
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267. YOU'RE THE ONE-MILLIONTH
PERSON TO USE THIS GARBAGE CAN.
OH, MY GOD.
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268. PERSON TO USE THIS GARBAGE CAN.
OH, MY GOD.
SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU,
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269. OH, MY GOD.
SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU,
MAN, STANDING IN GARBAGE CANS?
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270. SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU,
MAN, STANDING IN GARBAGE CANS?
TRYING TO GIVE SOMEBODY A HEART
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271. MAN, STANDING IN GARBAGE CANS?
TRYING TO GIVE SOMEBODY A HEART
ATTACK?
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272. TRYING TO GIVE SOMEBODY A HEART
ATTACK?
NO.
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273. ATTACK?
NO.
HUH?
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274. NO.
HUH?
I BOOKED TONIGHT'S MUSICAL
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275. HUH?
I BOOKED TONIGHT'S MUSICAL
ACT BEFORE I REMEMBERED I
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276. I BOOKED TONIGHT'S MUSICAL
ACT BEFORE I REMEMBERED I
ALREADY BOOKED ANOTHER MUSICAL
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277. ACT BEFORE I REMEMBERED I
ALREADY BOOKED ANOTHER MUSICAL
ACT FOR THE NIGHT, SO WITHOUT
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278. ALREADY BOOKED ANOTHER MUSICAL
ACT FOR THE NIGHT, SO WITHOUT
ANY FURTHER ADO, PLEASE WELCOME
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279. ACT FOR THE NIGHT, SO WITHOUT
ANY FURTHER ADO, PLEASE WELCOME
MODERN TIME MACHINES AND
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280. ANY FURTHER ADO, PLEASE WELCOME
MODERN TIME MACHINES AND
RETALIATE.
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