1. I'm James.
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2. I'm 17.
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3. And I'm pretty sure I'm a psychopath.
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4. I was eight when I realized
I didn't have a sense of humor.
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5. Why doesn't the Queen wave
with this hand?
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6. Eh? Why doesn't the Queen wave
with this hand?
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7. 'Cause it's my hand!
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8. I'd always wanted to punch
my dad in the face.
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9. When I was nine,
he bought a deep-fat fryer.
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10. He saw it
on an American shopping channel.
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11. One day, I put my hand in it.
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12. I wanted to make myself feel something.
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13. When I was 15,
I put my neighbor's cat in a box
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14. and took it into the woods.
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15. It probably had a name.
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16. After that, I killed more animals.
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17. And I remember every single one.
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18. School was beneath me,
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19. but it was a good place
for observation and selection
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20. because I had a plan.
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21. I was gonna kill something bigger,
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22. much bigger.
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23. Hey.
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24. I've seen you skating.
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25. You're pretty shit.
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26. Fuck off.
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27. I get these moments
when I have to lie down
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28. because everything feels,
sort of, too much.
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29. And I look up and see the blue
or the grey or the black
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30. and I feel myself melting into it.
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31. And for, like, a split second,
I feel free
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32. and happy.
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33. Innocent.
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34. Like a dog. Or an alien.
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35. Or a baby.
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36. Your presence is required, young lady.
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37. Why are you talking
like Downton Abbey?
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38. Just get inside and help.
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39. My mum used to be nice,
but then she divorced my dad
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40. and met... Tony.
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41. Last week, he said he thought
I needed a bigger bra.
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42. So I threw a Chicken Kiev at his head.
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43. Mum pretended
that she hadn't heard him.
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44. Now she has the perfect house
and the perfect garden
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45. in the perfect neighborhood...
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46. with perfect twins.
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47. Well...
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48. their heads do smell nice, though.
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49. It's true.
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50. I haven't see my dad since I was eight.
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51. He never fitted in. He couldn't settle.
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52. So he had to leave.
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53. I don't blame him.
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54. But he sends me a card, without fail,
every single birthday.
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55. I understand, actually.
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56. I don't trust people who fit in.
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57. Is this from you?
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58. What?
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59. I'm here. I'm literally here.
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60. It's free.
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61. I'm not saying he's the answer,
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62. but he's something.
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63. Hey. Hey.
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64. I've seen you skating.
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65. I haven't.
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66. You're pretty shit.
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67. Fuck off.
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68. Alyssa was new.
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69. She'd started that term.
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70. I thought
she could be interesting to kill.
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71. Are you waiting for me?
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72. So I pretended
to fall in love with her.
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73. What happened to your hand?
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74. Shut up.
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75. I haven't got a phone.
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76. OK.
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77. I smashed it.
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78. OK.
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79. Like, on purpose.
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80. OK.
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81. So you can't call me.
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82. OK.
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83. I don't have a phone either.
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84. - Yeah.
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85. I hate them.
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86. I knew that people in love
went out on dates.
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87. Do you wanna go on a date?
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88. With me.
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89. She said yes.
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90. Hi, what can I get for you today?
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91. Is this true?
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92. "One of the top 10 greatest
American dining experiences"?
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93. Yeah!
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94. I can take your orders.
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95. - Uh—
- I will have a...
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96. banana split with extra cherries.
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97. Mm-hmm.
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98. Some blueberry pancakes.
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99. Mm-hmm.
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100. And a hot chocolate with cream.
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101. You're hungry!
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102. And an extra fucking spoon.
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103. - For him.
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104. Sorry. You can't use language like that,
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105. otherwise I'm gonna have to ask you
and your boyfriend to leave.
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106. OK.
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107. OK, I'm sorry.
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108. Sorry.
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109. I will have...
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110. a great big banana shit
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111. with extra fucking cherries
all on top of it.
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112. OK, sorry, that's it. Right.
Marvin!
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113. Oh, yeah! Go get Marvin!
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114. See if Marvin can make a banana split
for me, you fucking cunt!
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115. Bye, Marvin!
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116. It seemed that Alyssa had
some issues.
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117. I think we live in the most boring town
on the planet.
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118. Yeah, maybe.
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119. Everyone's so fucking square.
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120. Well, they've got money. They feel safe.
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121. Are you boring, too?
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122. No.
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123. She's the only cool person in this town.
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124. - Yeah. She's done stuff.
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125. She was probably a spy
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126. and had, like, 15 abortions
when it was illegal or something.
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127. She's lived.
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128. Really?
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129. Whatever.
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130. Can we go to your house?
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131. Yeah, sure.
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132. Why do you live in such a weird house?
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133. I don't know.
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134. There's too many windows.
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135. Maybe.
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136. Is that your mum?
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137. Yeah.
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138. She lives in Japan.
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139. Cool. You look like her.
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140. - This is pretty retro.
- I don't like it.
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141. Why not?
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142. I just don't.
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143. Alyssa was kind of
a nymphomaniac.
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144. What
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145. Oh, no.
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146. The hunter has returned!
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147. Cheers!
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148. Well, this is nice.
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149. What is?
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150. This. You two. Eh?
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151. What a relief!
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152. I tell you what. I've never been sure
if he even, you know...
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153. I always thought there was
something wrong with him!
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154. I actually masturbated
once a week for medical purposes.
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155. I knew it wasn't good
to let things build up.
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156. I thought probably he was gay.
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157. Which is... That's fine. Like...
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158. Obviously.
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159. But, uh, here you are.
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160. Maybe I'm gay.
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161. Maybe he's asexual.
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162. We're dealing with a really broad spectrum
these days.
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163. Your dad's a prick.
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164. Yeah, I know.
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165. Sometimes, I feel like punching him
in the face.
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166. You should definitely do that.
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167. Have you ever eaten a pussy before?
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168. It was important to be confident
in moments like this.
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169. Yeah. A few.
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170. I want you to eat mine.
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171. Now?
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172. Tomorrow.
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173. I'll be here at 11.
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174. I was ready at 11.
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175. Actually, I was ready at ten.
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176. It was important to work out
the exact logistics beforehand.
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177. When it got to 12, I started to think
she might not be coming.
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178. Sometimes,
I worry that I ruin things.
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179. But I feel... I dunno.
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180. I feel comfortable with him.
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181. Sort of safe.
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182. - Lyssa. Alyssa.
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183. Put these on and come downstairs.
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184. - The party.
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185. No way, I told you. I'm going out.
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186. I am not having
this argument again, Alyssa.
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187. Mum, there's no way!
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188. Please, love. I want you to be there.
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189. For me.
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190. Right. Those aren't for you.
Hand them round.
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191. Hiya!
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192. - Go away.
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193. Here.
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194. Have a beer.
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195. Chill out.
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196. Thanks, Tone.
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197. This is a load of bullshit. Your life is bullshit.
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198. Oh, well, if you hate it so much...
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199. leave.
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200. I'm serious.
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201. Do us all a favor.
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202. You look good when you make an effort,
don't you?
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203. Sometimes, everything is
suddenly really simple.
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204. It's like everything shifts
in a moment.
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205. And you step out of your body,
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206. out of your life.
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207. You step out and you see where you are
really clearly.
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208. You see yourself.
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209. And you think...
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210. Fuck. This. Shit.
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211. James!
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212. I think being angry and sad
at the same time really turns me on.
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213. Come here.
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214. I think I could fall
in love with him.
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215. Also...
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216. he has a car.
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217. I wondered if it'd be easier
to slit her throat if I flipped her round.
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218. Whether it would be better
not to see her face,
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219. but then, the angle.
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220. It was a conundrum.
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221. - Let's get out of here.
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222. - I'm serious.
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223. Let's leave this shithole town. Now.
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224. You hate it. I hate it.
Our parents are dickheads.
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225. You've got a car.
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226. - It's my dad's.
- Who's a dickhead.
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227. I'm going, whether you come with me
or not. Are you in?
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228. Please say yes.
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229. I figured...
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230. I wasn't in a rush.
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231. Yeah, all right.
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232. I didn't know where we were going,
or when I was gonna kill her,
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233. but I punched my dad in the face
and stole his car.
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234. And that felt like a good place to start.
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235. Are you scared?
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236. I dunno.
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237. A bit, maybe.
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238. I'm not.
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239. She probably should have been.
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