1. According to Alpha and the girls' story,
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2. the Cult of Diablos is an enormous organization
that runs on a global scale.
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3. Wow, that's pretty impressive.
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4. They said something about having to fight against it,
then they scattered to the four winds.
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5. But I get it.
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6. They're all grown up now.
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7. "This cult doesn't exist."
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8. "We can't play along with this travesty forever,
so we're setting ourselves free."
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9. That's what they really meant.
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10. I guess I can't blame them.
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11. It was the same way in my old life.
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12. Wait for me!
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13. As everyone gets older,
they forget about their superheroes.
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14. Even back then, I was fighting my solitary battle alone.
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15. Magic!
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16. Magic...
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17. Magic!
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18. Magic...
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19. Magic!
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20. Magic, magic, magic!
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21. Magic! Magic! Magic! Magic! Magic!
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22. Magic! Magic! Magic! Magic! Magic! MAGIC!
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23. It's always the same.
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24. Even if I end up the last person left in the world...
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25. I will keep striving to be the Eminence in Shadow.
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26. The royal capital of the Midgar Kingdom
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27. is a giant metropolis with a population
of more than one million citizens.
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28. At the age of fifteen,
I enrolled in the same school as my sister,
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29. the Midgar Academy for Dark Knights.
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30. It's a super prestigious institution, where promising
students from inisde and outside the kingdom
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31. gather for instruction...
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32. But...
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33. It's a medieval-style hierarchical society,
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34. so I still managed to get in,
even though I'm just Background Character A.
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35. Of course, they still literally treat me
like a background character.
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36. They're all, "Go stay in a cheap
downtown apartment, hick!"
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37. Ahh, class society.
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38. Thanks for waiting!
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39. Hey.
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40. Whoa, what happened to your hair?
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41. We're going to be late, Cid.
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42. Sorry!
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43. For my friends, I selected trueborn,
dyed-in-the-wool background characters:
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44. Skel and Po.
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45. Come on, hurry!
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46. Hey! Wait for me!
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47. Dammit!
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48. I wish they'd let us live in the dorms on campus
like all the upper class kids.
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49. There's no place for bottom-of-the-pile nobles like us
in the exalted abode of Her Highness and her kind.
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50. If we could get to be honor students like my sister,
then they'd let us in the dorms up there.
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51. What, like become champions at the Bushin Festival?
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52. Not a chance.
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53. Seven months into my academy career,
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54. and I'm blending in quite nicely
as a background student.
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55. In the midst of it, a day of reckoning has arrived.
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56. Anyway, you guys remember the penalty for the guy
who scored worst in yesterday's test, right?
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57. We expect you to honor your word.
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58. I know, but...
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59. The penalty in question:
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60. Is to confess love to the most sought-after girl in
school and suffer her brutal rejection.
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61. This is exactly the kind of background character event
I've always wanted to experience!
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62. And the girl in question is...
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63. O, most beautiful Princess Alexia!
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64. Goddess of our campus!
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65. I humbly ask you to join me in
pure and upright courtship!
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66. Not interested.
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67. That's a princess for you.
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68. I know she's destined for political marriage
after she graduates, but...
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69. He wasn't a bad choice for
someone to mess around with.
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70. N-now don't go getting cold feet on us now, okay?
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71. Don't worry.
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72. I spent all night figuring out how I was going to do it.
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73. Watch closely, and see how it's done.
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74. Behold the entirety of the world's most
background-character-like love confession!
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75. Pr-Prim... Primness Alexia!
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76. I-l-l-l-l-
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77. I like you!
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78. W-will you pl-pl-please be my
g-g-g-g-g-g-girlfriend?
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79. That was perfect!
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80. This is exactly the Background Character A
I've always wanted to be!
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81. Now I just need to wait for her to turn me down,
and fall on my face while I run away in shame!
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82. All right, I will.
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83. What?
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84. I've been waiting for someone like you.
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85. Here's to our new relationship.
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86. Uh, sure...
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87. Why?
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88. Why?
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89. How did I get on the rom-com protagonist route?
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90. Look, that's him.
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91. No way! He's way too average.
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92. This must be a mistake!
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93. I'm so gonna kill him!
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94. But who is he?
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95. You don't think it's weird?
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96. Oh, it's weird.
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97. Definitely bizarre.
Oh, it's weird.
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98. Definitely bizarre.
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99. If I may be brutal,
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100. you have nowhere near the specs that would
make you worthy to date Princess Alexia.
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101. I don't even think I would make the cut.
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102. If she'll take you, Cid, I think even I had a chance.
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103. I should have asked her out myself.
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104. I'm scared; I feel like there's a catch.
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105. I mean, we don't even live in the same world.
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106. Who cares?
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107. If you're lucky, you could get some
sweet memories out of this.
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108. He's right!
But if you want, I could trade place with-
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109. Mind if I join you?
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110. G-g-go aheav...
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111. If th-th-this seat will d-d-do, by all meems...
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112. This sense of insignificance...
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113. Did I pick the perfect background characters
for friends or what?
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114. She's sitting the lower nobility seats!
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115. And she's so close to them!
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116. Wow, that's royalty for you.
Look at all that food.
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117. I never manage to finish it.
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118. Honestly, I wouldn't mind having some of
the lower-class options, but...
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119. Then can I have some?
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120. Mmm, delish!
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121. I'll have some of that, too!
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122. Hey, this isn't bad, either!
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123. I call it: Operation "Dump Me Already, Dammit!"
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124. How's that?
Disenchanted yet?
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125. I understand you're studying Royal Bushin fencing
for your afternoon physical education?
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126. Uh, yes, ma'am.
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127. I thought we could take the class together.
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128. No, I don't think so...
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129. I'm in Section Nine, the lowest of all the sections.
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130. That's all right.
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131. I put in a good word for you,
and they opened up a spot in Section One.
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132. Yes, ma'am.
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133. And thus my lunch and
Operation "Dump Me Already, Dammit!"
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134. came to an end.
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135. Skel and Po remained useless lumps to the bitter end.
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136. We have a new member joining our team today.
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137. I'm Cid Kagenou.
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138. Thank you for having me.
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139. I'd expect nothing less of Section One.
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140. Their adviser, Mr. Zenon,
is the official royal fencing instructor.
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141. Unlike the lower sections, there's an
all-encompassing air of constant vigilance.
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142. As you know, the Royal Bushin style that
we study here is an original style,
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143. derived from the traditional Bushin school.
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144. You might say it's a new friend, like you.
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145. We faced a lot of pushback at first.
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146. But thanks to the much-lauded genius
Dark Knight Princess Iris, the sister of our own Alexia,
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147. we've gained enough momentum
to rival traditional Bushin.
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148. In other words, if you have the strength, you can
successfully parry the skeptical eyes of the masses.
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149. Now...
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150. How much strength do you have?
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151. Alexia's attacks never land,
and her movements are slow.
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152. She doesn't use much magic, either.
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153. At first, I thought she was just
matching her level to mine,
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154. but she wasn't.
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155. The goal of this practice is to review
our strokes and counterstrokes,
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156. and she is strictly adhering to that.
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157. Thinking back, before the lesson,
she was copying my stretches.
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158. In a word, she's hyper-aware.
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159. Perfectly honed technique that stays true
to the basics and eschews any excess.
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160. But it's bland.
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161. Yup, very plain.
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162. The world sees her as far inferior to her sister,
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163. who is currently lauded as the most powerful
Dark Knight in the kingdom.
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164. But her blandness is the result of a lot of effort.
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165. It's proof that she has built up her skill in the basics,
one step at a time.
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166. All right, that's all for today's lesson.
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167. Thank you for a good match.
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168. Thanks for a good match.
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169. You have a good fencing style.
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170. Thanks.
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171. But I hate it.
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172. It's like I'm looking at myself.
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173. Can I assume that that is your answer then, Alexia?
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174. Yes, that's right.
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175. I have decided to be his girlfriend...
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176. Mr. Zenon.
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177. Oh, please, you're acting like a child.
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178. You know you can't keep running away forever.
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179. I'm just a child.
I can't understand those grownup problems.
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180. It hasn't been made public yet,
but we are still betrothed.
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181. Oh, I get it; I see what's going on now.
You're still only a candidate for my betrothal.
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182. Oh, I get it; I see what's going on now.
If you'll give your consent, we can proceed with the arrangements.
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183. If you'll give your consent, we can proceed with the arrangements.
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184. For now, I'll blend into the background
and just ride out this main-character-tier event.
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185. Want to stop by Mitsugoshi?
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186. Oh, yes!
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187. So basically, you don't want to
get engaged to Mr. Zenon,
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188. and you needed a patsy to help you get out of it, right?
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189. That's why you chose a low-class aristocrat like me,
whom you could control easily.
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190. Yes, that's right.
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191. Sorry, but I don't want to attract any more attention,
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192. and I'm not interested in getting
mixed up in your problems.
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193. That's cold, coming from my boyfriend.
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194. In name only, you mean.
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195. As if you were any better,
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196. Mr. Cid "I Confessed Fake Love
Because I Lost a Bet" Kagenou.
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197. I had a little chat with your friends.
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198. They turned beet red and sang like canaries.
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199. That's not very nice,
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200. toying with the pure heart of an innocent young girl.
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201. If the student body finds out,
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202. you may never see another
peaceful day at this academy.
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203. Oh, dear, are you all right?
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204. Your face is awfully twitchy.
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205. I'm fine.
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206. My mouth twists like that because
I'm twisted deep in my soul.
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207. But I'm not as bad as you.
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208. Did you say something?
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209. Nope, not a thing.
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210. Anyway, I think I will have you
carry on with this boyfriend act.
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211. You can stop after that man gives up on me.
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214. I know that.
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218. Blah, blah, blah.
You are so whiny.
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219. Wow...
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220. Do I strike you as the type of man
who can be bought with money?
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221. Yes.
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222. Well, you're right.
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223. Woof!
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224. My allowance from my parents isn't nearly enough
to fund my Eminence in Shadow operations!
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225. Can I afford to let this chance slip by?
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226. No!
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228. Such a good doggie, Fido.
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229. Now, fetch!
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230. Woof!
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my romantic relationship with Alexia.
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232. Man! I had my eye on her, too!
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234. But seriously, who is that guy?
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235. Fortunately, everyone focused only on the fact
that Alexia had a boyfriend.
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236. And I was able to sit back and play the role
of the background boyfriend character.
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237. Mr. Zenon opted for the wait-and-see approach.
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238. Of all the...
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239. That man is so infuriating.
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240. He thinks he's so great,
just because he has a little bit of skill with a sword.
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241. Sure, sure.
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242. You saw that phony smile on his face,
didn't you, Fido?
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243. Sure, sure.
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245. Sure.
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but behind closed doors,
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247. she was a whirlwind of insults and spite.
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248. Debating her would be a waste of time.
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249. I must devote myself to the role of a robot
who is programmed only to agree.
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250. You're a princess.
Isn't your face enough to get you to the front of the line?
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251. Of course it is.
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252. But the point is not to eat ice cream.
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253. It's to inform the entire world of my relationship.
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254. Oh, that makes sense.
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255. But what exactly is the problem
with marrying Mr. Zenon?
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256. As a prospective husband,
I think he's a pretty prime selection.
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257. Everything is the problem!
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258. I hate everything about his entire existence.
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259. But he's good-looking,
and has status, fame, and money.
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260. And in fact, he is popular with all the other girls.
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261. That's all just on the surface.
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262. It's easy to pretend to be perfect.
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263. That's what I do.
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264. I see, that's a very convincing argument.
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267. Anyway, I don't judge only by what I see on the surface.
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269. Flaws.
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270. Hmm, a very negative way to judge people.
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271. Sounds like you.
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272. That's why I have nothing against a guy like you
who's totally average, full of flaws,
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273. and has no real redeeming qualities.
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274. Thank you, I'll take that as a compliment.
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277. So he is a prime selection.
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278. No.
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279. There's no such thing as a human being with no flaws.
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280. If one did exist, they'd either be a massive liar
or not right in the head.
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281. I see.
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282. Thank you for that totally arbitrary
and biased response.
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283. You're very welcome, my ever-so-flawed Fido.
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284. Here's your reward for today.
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285. Woof!
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287. and I continued to play the boyfriend with
no relationship progress worth mentioning.
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288. Your fencing is a mystery to me.
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289. You've got the basics down,
but nothing more than that.
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290. There's absolutely nothing else to it,
but I can't take my eyes away from it.
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291. Thanks.
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292. But I still hate it.
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293. What's wrong with you today?
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294. Your fencing was unusually aggressive and sloppy.
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295. Just the ramblings of a white coat.
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296. You don't have to look at me like that.
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297. All my life, I've wanted to be as good as my sister Iris.
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298. But what I have has never been
the same as what she has.
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299. So I figured it out on my own,
tried to get stronger in my own way.
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300. And look where it got me.
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301. You know what they call me, don't you?
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302. The Fencer Ordinaire.
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303. Exactly.
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304. But your style is just as ordinary as mine,
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305. unfortunately for you.
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306. I don't think it's unfortunate.
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307. I like your fencing style.
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308. Someone told me the same thing once before.
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309. At the Bushin Festival,
after I'd suffered a humiliating defeat.
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310. My sister said it to me.
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311. She could never understand what
was going through my head.
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312. How pathetic I felt.
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313. I've hated my sword style ever since.
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an unfortunate incident that killed a million people,
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317. You are the vilest of scum.
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318. But there are things that would bother me.
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319. They might be things that other people
would see as worthless,
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320. but to me, they are the most precious things in life.
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321. That's why I like your fencing style.
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325. it's just that I get pissed off
when people diss the things I like.
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328. Goodbye.
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329. I guess this is the end of my unwanted relationship.
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330. Come on, Cid, you have to cheer up.
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331. I know it was wrong of us to rat you out,
but you don't have to hold it against us forever.
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334. How far did you get?
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338. You dated her for two whole weeks!
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341. I didn't get anywhere.
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342. Gah, you are such a good-for-nothing loser!
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343. If it were me, I would have gone all the way!
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344. I know, right?
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345. I definitely would have at least kissed her!
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346. No, a little farther.
Maybe a soft caress.
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347. Or maybe something a little more hardcore!
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349. Pl-please, go ahead!
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did not return to her dorm last night.
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351. The Knight Order has been investigating it
as a potential kidnapping.
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352. And as the last person to have been in contact with her,
you have been named as a suspect.
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