The Darwin Incident 1x1

Directed by Naokatsu Tsuda

The Animal Liberation Alliance, a terrorist group, raids a research institute and takes away a pregnant chimpanzee. Fifteen years later, Charlie, the half-human, half-chimpanzee Humanzee born that night enrolls into high school. He befriends Lucy, but little do they know how fragile their peaceful days really are.

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1. Freeze! Everyone, put your hands up!

2. This is the Animal Liberation Alliance.

3. We're occupying this laboratory!

4. Hey! The hell you think you're doing?

5. Don't try to resist.

6. Anyone disobeys, we shoot all of you!

7. Hey, watch it! What if you hit someone?

8. - I know. I almost pissed myself. - Idiot!

9. Go ahead! You're free now!

10. Listen up, you evil scum!

11. The ALA is putting a stop to your cruel experiments as of right now!

12. You got that? We're the ALA.

13. Hey! Over here!

14. A chimpanzee?

15. What did those bastards do to it? Is it injured?

16. No. She's pregnant. She's having a miscarriage.

17. Pregnant? But why would they...

18. At this rate, she and her baby are gonna die.

19. Do you read me?

20. The local cops will have been alerted by now. Time to bail out!

21. What should we do?

22. Let's get her out of here.

23. We can't just leave her!

24. These guys don't give a shit about the state's Animal Protection laws.

25. All right! We'll get her in the van and take her to the nearest animal hospital.

26. Hurry!

27. So, it's definite, then?

28. Yes. That's the official opinion of the National Academy of Sciences.

29. They've confirmed it through DNA sequencing

30. and the latest genome analysis technology.

31. There's no mistake. This baby is a hybrid born of a human and a chimpanzee.

32. A "Humanzee."

33. In 1859,

34. Charles Darwin's On the Origin of Species was published.

35. This is truer than principles Discovered by geniuses like XY

36. You are so captivating That I can't take my eyes off you

37. We are merely beings who are just living

38. But we are beings unlike any other

39. You make me wonder

40. Actors caught in a drama Unaware of the ending

41. Our "relationship chart" is still blank And it bothers me

42. We only want to share laughter Yet somehow end up hurting each other

43. It wasn't supposed to be like this

44. I wonder what principles or clues Apply to our relationship

45. A stereo yearning to blend Like left and right

46. Could it be love? I don't know

47. Are we at odds? I don't think so

48. It's a frustrating thing And I can't even tell if it's real

49. Just how deep is our relationship? Why can't it be measured?

50. I want to know you I want you to know me

51. And what's the level of expectation When we get to know each other?

52. I know nothing else but the long-sought Love, and I want to seek it out

53. You make me wonder

54. Just beyond words

55. You make me wonder

56. Charlie!

57. Charlie, where are you? Answer me!

58. He's probably gone to the "jungle" again. Calm down, Hannah.

59. Can you hear me? It's time to get going.

60. Come back and get ready for the day!

61. Charlie? Can you hear me?

62. Good morning, Mom, Dad.

63. Charlie, promise me you won't do this sort of thing at school, okay?

64. You can't go jumping out of trees!

65. Why not?

66. Because normal high schoolers don't, that's why not.

67. Goodness. Now hurry and go get ready or you'll be late.

68. What a nice day.

69. It's the perfect weather for your first day of school.

70. Guess so.

71. Are you nervous or something?

72. No, not really.

73. EPISODE 1 HUMANZEE

74. Okay.

75. Now, don't worry, Charlie, okay?

76. We've told the school all about you.

77. You're just going to learn and make friends like a normal student.

78. It'll be fun.

79. Yeah. I know, Mom. Like a normal student.

80. - Have a great day. - I will.

81. You should just go in with him, if you're that worried.

82. At least for the first day.

83. Are you kidding me?

84. He's 15! He's too old to have his parents hovering over him.

85. Any normal teenage boy would hate that.

86. I just hope everything goes okay

87. this time!

88. So, this weekend...

89. Is he...

90. Wow, that's a first.

91. Look at him.

92. Hey, did you guys see? It's Charlie the Humanzee!

93. He's really here!

94. He's, like, half chimpanzee and half human, right?

95. Yeah!

96. He's the child of a guy called Dr. Grossman and a female chimp.

97. "Grossman created the Humanzee using genome-editing technology.

98. He then disappeared immediately following a raid by a radical animal rights group.

99. His whereabouts currently remain unknown."

100. There you have it.

101. - Freaky! - Freaky!

102. Check out this clip of Charlie meeting the president at the White House!

103. Wild, right?

104. This was on the news!

105. Send me the link!

106. - Is this seat taken? - No.

107. Guess the Humanzee uses a laptop too.

108. He really looks the part.

109. - There he is. - It's really him.

110. Did you see Charlie? Kinda cute, don't you think?

111. Totally! Bet he'd be a hit on Insta.

112. Why dontcha ask for a selfie with him, then?

113. You can invite him to the club while you're at it.

114. Great idea!

115. - Like, everyone would notice. - Right?

116. I don't really want to go near him.

117. Did you know an adult chimp has a grip strength of over 600 pounds?

118. For real? He doesn't look so tough though.

119. He's, like, way cuter than a monkey!

120. - Hey, now. - What's goin' on over there?

121. - Yo, what's up? - Ozzy.

122. That Humanzee up in the tree doing acrobatics or somethin'?

123. - Nah, it's a cat. - A cat?

124. Aw, a kitty? Where?

125. See? Up on that branch.

126. Oh, yeah. There it is! Adorable!

127. Probably climbed up and got stuck.

128. Happened to our cat too.

129. What? That's not good.

130. It's crying! Poor baby.

131. They call the fire department or anything?

132. Not sure.

133. Oh, yeah! What about calling the TV station? Would they help?

134. Hey, looks like we got a hero on our hands. Who is that?

135. I think... it's Lucy.

136. What? It's a girl?

137. Hey, that's misogyny.

138. That nerdy honors student? Think she'll be okay?

139. - Ain't really her wheelhouse. - You got this!

140. Yeah, seriously.

141. You're doing good. Keep it up.

142. It's scared.

143. It's okay. Come on, that's it.

144. - Nice catch! - Nice catch!

145. - That was amazing, Lucy! - Are you okay?

146. You've got this, honors student!

147. Come down nice and slow!

148. You'd look like a real jackass if you fall now.

149. I'll pull you up, so don't move.

150. Okay.

151. There's no way.

152. Did you guys see that?

153. - Unbelievable! - You're kiddin' me.

154. You're amazing. That was really awesome!

155. I thought I was gonna have a heart attack!

156. Thank you.

157. Here.

158. I don't think it got scratched up.

159. Okay.

160. - Thanks. - I think I got a pretty awesome video.

161. Lemme see?

162. He's just leaving.

163. I'm so glad the kitty cat got down safely.

164. Guess he really is half-chimpanzee, huh?

165. No.

166. - I'm saying it's impossible. - What is?

167. Even chimps can't move like that.

168. There's no animal on Earth that can do what he just did.

169. Hi. Okay if I sit here?

170. Hi. Okay if I sit here?

171. I'm pretty sure you can sit wherever you like.

172. Right.

173. Hey, you know about this?

174. There was this philosopher who suddenly wondered what it was like to be a bat.

175. Like, how do bats hear things? How do they experience things?

176. He thought about it for ages and finally came to the conclusion

177. that if you're not a bat, you'll never know!

178. Pretty funny, right?

179. There a question in there?

180. I've always wondered.

181. What's it like to be a Humanzee?

182. Do you see the world differently from the rest of us?

183. I wonder about that too.

184. What's it like to be a human?

185. I'm Lucy!

186. Thanks for saving me earlier!

187. Wanna be friends?

188. Okay.

189. I took the cat to the principal's office.

190. They're gonna put up posters to try and find it a foster home!

191. Yeah?

192. By the way—

193. Hey, hey, Charlie.

194. Will you take a selfie with me?

195. Sure.

196. - Whoo-hoo! - Me too! Me too!

197. Hey, what school did you attend before this one?

198. What middle school did you go to?

199. Is that the veggie lunch? Do you not eat meat, Charlie?

200. Or maybe you can't?

201. I'm pretty sure I can, but I don't remember eating any.

202. My adoptive parents are vegan.

203. Vegan? Really? That's amazing!

204. I tried a plant-based diet once. I lost ten pounds!

205. Hey, you hear that?

206. So the Humanzee's a vegan.

207. What a joke!

208. Ozzy!

209. Hey, Charlie's progressive!

210. Yeah! You're worse than a monkey, Ozzy!

211. You little...

212. Come on, leave it.

213. Progressive? What a load of bull!

214. What about all those vegan terrorists in New York and LA, huh?

215. - Smashing glass, covering everything in... - Ozzy's family runs a diner.

216. graffiti, ruining people's businesses!

217. That's just a few people. Got nothing to do with Charlie.

218. Okay, then.

219. Seeing as you're so progressive and enlightened, let me ask you something.

220. Sure.

221. Vegans believe animals' lives are all equal, yeah?

222. So you shouldn't discriminate against species.

223. That's a badass philosophy, no question!

224. But how 'bout this?

225. Say there was a mouse carrying a deadly disease,

226. and it was about to bite you.

227. And the only way to stop it was... Bang!

228. To take the gun in your hand and shoot the poor lil thing.

229. What would you do?

230. After all, its life's worth the same as yours!

231. Would a kind-hearted vegan give up their own life for a single mouse?

232. I know. I'd run away super fast.

233. You can't! That's out of the question.

234. Okay, well, I'd go to the hospital with the mouse right after it bit me!

235. That way the hospital can make a medicine. That's so smart!

236. This is idiotic.

237. If it was me...

238. I think I'd shoot the mouse dead.

239. Hey, come on now!

240. That mouse's life is just as valuable as your own!

241. Wouldn't you feel sorry for it?

242. But if I didn't shoot it, I'd die.

243. See?

244. You can call yourself a vegan, but it's all the same in the end!

245. Ozzy. Come on, that's enough. Let's go.

246. You're honest though. I like you!

247. You're half wild animal, after all.

248. Animals have to be ruthless.

249. It's survival of the fittest!

250. That's the harsh reality, the law of the jungle! Right?

251. But...

252. if you were the one carrying the disease,

253. I'd shoot you dead too.

254. What did he just say?

255. Scary, right?

256. What he said earlier...

257. If you were the one carrying the disease,

258. I'd shoot you dead too.

259. Charlie.

260. - Charlie? - There was a spider.

261. I took its food away from it.

262. Let's go. Bert is waiting at home with freshly brewed cups of coffee.

263. - Well? How was your first day? - How, like?

264. Like, did you enjoy it? Think you'll make friends?

265. I hope you haven't been jumping out of any trees.

266. Nope.

267. I didn't jump out of any trees, Mom.

268. - It worked! And right on time too! - Cheers!

269. It's already on social media!

270. Meat eaters, watch out!

271. But it looks like a small kid was there.

272. Yeah.

273. And?

274. I just...

275. This is our opening salvo. We're declaring war.

276. And in war, collateral damage is unavoidable.

277. Right! I know that, of course, but...

278. A kid?

279. All right then, tell me this.

280. What about all the little animals that must've gotten caught in the blast?

281. If you're worried about the lives that have to be sacrificed,

282. why are you only focused on the human beings?

283. Listen up!

284. The ones who really deserve our pity

285. are the animals who are strung up and skinned alive!

286. The animals who are born just to be murdered!

287. You're all warriors who have relinquished your human privileges

288. to stand up for the equal rights of all animals!

289. Aren't you?

290. We are!

291. Sound the trumpets, raise the battle cry!

292. Bring the hammer down on humanity!

293. I've posted on all the sites, claiming responsibility for the attack.

294. It's already causing a nice ruckus.

295. I bet.

296. Those armchair activists will finally sit up and take notice.

297. They'll see that if you want to change the world,

298. first you have to wake it up with a slap in the face.

299. Damn right!

300. And the reborn ALA is gonna be on the front lines!

301. Our next target is this little guy.

302. Charlie?

303. That's right! It's been 15 long years.

304. And what a swell kid he's grown into.

305. We've got to get ahold of him somehow

306. for the ALA's war.

307. Our war.

308. You might be the one I'm searching for

309. Make this moment last forevermore

310. Starting my day just the same as always

311. Even when night ends And then the dawn finds its way

312. Hey, that's why I rush back into the flow

313. Facing all these Super crazy hectic days I know

314. Singing while it's stabbing my brain

315. Just like filling up the holes remained

316. I'll keep on breaking through Without stopping

317. Even if insane

318. Are you sure?

319. I know it's boring, right? I pray softly

320. Even if I live how I want, I'm lonely

321. Stacking fragile things That will fade someday

322. Just same as you I am also just lonely, fall away

323. Turn It Up!

324. There's no way I can stop now

325. Turn It Up!

326. Let it sway with a gentle sound

327. Turn It Up!

328. Every thought I have of you

329. Turn It Up!

330. Riding straight to happiness too

331. Megumi Hunter