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You're almost there.
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Way to go, Max.
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You're doing good.
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Use your arms.
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Use your legs.
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Pull, pull, pull.
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Keep stepping and pulling.
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Keep— good, good, good.
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Touch the yellow.
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Now, come back down slow.
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You're doing good.
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maybe next time.
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Well, I tried.
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going. Keep going. Good.
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Now, it's yours.
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Dougie says it's impossible,
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showing my art
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of poor people.
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see them anymore.
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my whole life
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everything that they don't do.
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This is—this is good, actually.
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tells me the truth, honestly.
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always real with me.
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real with you, lately.
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holding me back
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wanna be artistic,
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It was gonna be so special.
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about you and Asher.
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how would you know that?
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telling you things.
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It was gonna be so special...
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$20,000 for this job,
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what would this job entail?
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right, you know?
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question about Tiwa or Tewa,
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it really wouldn't take
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my art in the show?
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just to consult.
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I'm just kidding.
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- I'm thirsty from all of these.
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to me because I'm not funny.
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who Rodney Dangerfield is?
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Well, he was the master
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the safest form of comedy
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the butt of the joke, right?
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you're asking yourself,
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extremely handsome guy
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if I'm pointing out my flaws?”
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and I know—
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emotional intelligence.
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who are self-aware, right?
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at ease, right?
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uh, saying something
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mothering, smothering.
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Well, it's kind of a pun, right?
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an overbearing mother, right?
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but it's still a pun.
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look at, uh, Rodney here, okay?
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kids think he's so ugly
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a monster costume?
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what makes it funny.
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Well, it's not the best joke,
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uh, you were fired
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I left myself.
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That's a good start,
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the subject matter, right?
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at the subject matter.
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there's one phrase I don't—
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think I was happy.
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but I just, I mean,
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I just wanna move on.
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that Asher's joke
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masturbation, right?
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that he has a small penis
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of self-deprecation.
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you keep dwelling on it.
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you rub the genie bottle
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you never see the genie?
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think that joke was funny.
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of sexual assault
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that joke would not land.
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This is a learning opportunity.
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that offended everyone.
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going outside the boundaries,
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what you just did.
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that you chose to phrase it,
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about it in class.
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with you privately.
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we could get together
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a private session,
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you know,
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- What are you saying?
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back in this class?
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You have my email.
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contact me in a couple of months
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you in with the new group,
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I mean, you know...
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fucking classes.
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come back to this.
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you wouldn't be
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a fucking Legion Hall.
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- You'd be on YouTube,
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Okay?
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- I don't need this shit.
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That's not true.
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- Whatever, man.
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I did, I thought my baby
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he's not dumb,
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Like I don't—
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son throws his tantrums.
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a baby throw a tantrum,
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out, cry, roll on the ground.
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joke, this is for real.
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I can't say nothing.
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he's finished
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people what happened.
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Uh, hold on one second.
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I completely agree.
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changes come soon,
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Monica Perez, KOE 7.
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shocking stuff.
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about addiction.
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Let's check in with Carey.
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with forecast.
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I'll tell you...
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is a huge problem here
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practices at Whistling River.
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the spin of the wheel,
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you could be a winner.
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10 million Americans
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of their life savings
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from happening,
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like Joanna Hernandez...
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Gaming Control Board,
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with the casinos themselves,
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they watch me play,
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they come up to me
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"We're taking your money."
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college savings
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seven years ago,
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the Gaming Control Board's
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which forces casinos
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run by the San Pedro Pueblo
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like Ms. Hernandez.
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reporting, we discovered
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only negligent in its duty
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and protect those addicts,
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allowing them to play.
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obtained shows Ms. Hernandez
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slot machine,
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several casino staff,
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Gaming Control Board
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the casino staff stood by
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from slots to blackjack,
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streak continued.
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accurate self-exclusion
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her off the casino floor,
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like, "No, no, no, let's wait,
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see how much she can win,"
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sick game of his.
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the control board inspector
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casino staffer
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in watching Ms. Hernandez
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knowing full well
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everything she wins.
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not laughing is Ms. Hernandez,
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until the casino
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$70,000 in winnings
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"Why? It's my money."
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leave with those chips
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gonna come back
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leave those chips here."
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right at the door,
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the Gaming Control Board
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469. Whit?
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470. Whit? Baby?
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471. Did you see the news?
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472. Was that you laughing?
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473. It was me, but she
completely misrepresented
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475. I was telling him
he had to remove her.
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476. That's why I was pointing.
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477. You were patting him
on the back.
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478. I was being friendly because I
was trying to persuade him.
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479. It was extremely uncomfortable.
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480. Why didn't you just
stop her yourself?
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481. Well, A, that's not my job.
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482. And, B, the inspector
could have been—
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483. I mean, he could
have been annoyed
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484. and we need
to maintain a good relationship
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it could hurt the casino.
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486. I mean,
it's really hard to explain
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488. You know, when you said that
you witnessed this,
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489. I didn't realize
that you were part of it.
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490. How could you accuse me
of being part of this?
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491. I—I was trying to get him
to remove her.
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who blew the whistle
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is because of me.
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if I hadn't forced you to.
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495. That's bullshit.
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496. Is it bullshit?
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497. You wouldn't do
anything good
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498. if I didn't force you to.
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499. - There you go.
- Okay. Thank you.
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500. And we're on good timing.
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501. - You wanna follow me?
- Yeah.
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502. So, we're gonna have you sit
right here.
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503. - Hey.
- Hi.
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504. She is.
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505. All right. You guys good?
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506. - Rolling.
- All right.
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507. So, all right. So,
let me—let's, um,
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508. let's start off with, um,
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509. how's your—how's
your relationship doing?
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510. How's it all going?
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511. Uh, ooh, um...
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512. well, I think every relationship
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513. reaches a point where
you start to question things.
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514. You know, that—that's normal,
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515. everyone goes
through that, you know?
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little secrets,
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don't share with them,
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they'll have your back.
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519. Uh, and you would think that if
you've spent years with someone,
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really know them.
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525. Because you start to see these
glimpses of a person
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and it's—it's scary.
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527. And you wonder, is that
the real them?
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528. Is my idea of them just
a projection or is that real?
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529. You know?
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530. Do you ever feel like, um,
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531. Asher is holding you
back at all?
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532. You're good at this. Um...
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533. Because you guys
are—are strong, right?
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534. At the end of the day,
you're gonna survive, right?
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535. Next question.
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536. - All done?
- Yeah.
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537. - Can I see in a mirror?
- Sure.
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538. - Looks good. Thanks.
- Welcome.
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539. Anyways,
so I'm standing there
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540. and this guy is, like,
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541. "Hey, you wanna fight?"
And I'm like...
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542. and somebody goes,
"Bitch! Bitch!"
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543. And I'm like, you know,
like, "I didn't say it."
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544. - That's not good!
- I swear. I didn't say it.
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545. Hundred percent. Totally.
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546. - Yo, what's happening?
- What's funny?
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547. Just, just some dumb story. But...
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549. - Okay.
- What was it?
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550. Okay. I have to go.
You're done with me?
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551. All good. That was great.
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552. - Okay. Okay.
- Amazing.
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553. You're up.
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554. Um, we're doing Shabbat
tonight, are we?
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555. - When I get home?
- I have plans.
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556. I bought a challah
on the way here.
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557. I'll have it for breakfast.
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558. Did you, um, buy a bunch of
stuff from Iosheka Jeans?
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559. No, I gave them
the credit card,
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560. so that if someone shoplifts,
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561. they can just charge me
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562. instead of calling the police.
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563. Okay.
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564. - Yeah.
- I guess that's a good idea.
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565. - I know.
- Hey, um, Asher,
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567. uh, sit over here.
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568. Okay.
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569. Asher time!
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570. What was
the funny story?
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571. Oh, it was just, uh, some guy
who thought I wanted
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572. to fight him because I happened
to be stretching my jaw
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573. when someone
else said "bitch."
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574. Okay.
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575. We good?
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576. You better
go do it because
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578. Not even if we end
30 minutes early tomorrow?
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579. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
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580. - Really?
- No, I've asked.
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581. Great. I appreciate that.
Thank you.
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582. Um...
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583. So looks like we're gonna
have to do you another day.
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584. Whitney went long,
so sorry about that.
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585. But hey, at least you got some
nice, uh, beautiful makeup
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586. for your Shabbat dinner.
Which I want—
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587. I wanted to, uh, to thank you
by the way.
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588. I really, really
wanted to thank you for,
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589. for never inviting me.
Not even once.
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590. All right. You remember
I'm Jewish, right?
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591. All right. You guys
don't have to stick around.
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592. I know you don't wanna
stay any longer, so...
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593. I'm sorry about this.
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594. Hey, don't be silly.
It's, like—
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595. it's, like, flushing
money down the drain.
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596. Can't we just do a wire?
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597. You can just wire it to me,
it's the same thing, right?
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598. It's just a transfer.
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599. It's gonna count
against your inheritance
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a gift tax return.
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601. Okay, fine.
Just give me the cash.
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602. Would you like me
to count this out to you?
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603. No, I'm good.
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604. So, you have a good day.
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605. You, too.
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606. Thank you.
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607. Can you get me some
receipt paper?
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608. Can you get me
some receipt paper?
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609. Do I have to do it myself?
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610. I know you only wanted 30
but there's 40.
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611. That will save you
a trip next time.
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612. Well, there won't be
a next time.
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613. This is the only time.
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614. That is what I love about you.
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615. I'm serious.
This is the last time.
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616. Look at me. I am serious.
This is a loan, so add it.
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617. You want the market interest
rate or friends and family?
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618. Very funny.
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619. Here is the 20 that
we agreed upon.
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620. And the way that production
accounting is working,
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621. it's just easier for
them to pay you in cash.
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622. Wow.
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623. Nice. I'm using the kitchen.
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624. God...
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625. Have you, um, thought any more
about your work
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627. Um, no, I haven't.
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628. So, it's just in the home,
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about it.
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630. It's just there, right?
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631. No, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's just in the background.
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632. Right. I think...
I'd be cool with that.
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633. - Really? Yeah?
- Yeah.
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634. Amazing. Okay. Um...
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635. God, it's so annoying
that they make us do this.
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636. They made me sign this
exact same thing
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637. to feature the
homes on the show,
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638. just because
I guess they're, like,
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640. so, this is the
consultant contract.
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641. So, you just sign here.
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642. All right.
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643. And then your address
goes there.
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644. And then you'll just do the same
for the contract underneath.
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645. Oh, my God.
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646. I saw you have a hoop outside.
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647. Yeah, it was, uh, there
when I rented the place.
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648. Yeah, I tried out for junior
varsity but I didn't make it.
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649. - Mm-hmm.
- Do you play?
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650. Just HORSE.
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651. Let's play.
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652. Right now?
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653. Yeah, if you're free.
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654. Yeah, I guess I'm free.
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655. Yeah. I mean, we don't have to
if you have other stuff to do.
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656. Sure. Let's— let's do it.
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658. All right. So this one,
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659. spin around until you're dizzy,
five times.
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660. Okay.
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661. And then your feet
are off the ground,
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663. Okay? Ready?
One, two, three,
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664. four, five. Ow! Oh!
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665. Oh, you made it!
Oh, yes!
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666. Your turn. Exact same thing.
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667. Let's do it. Five times, jump,
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669. H-O-R.
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670. Was that you laughing?
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671. It was me, but she completely
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672. misrepresented what I was doing.
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673. I was telling
him he had to remove her.
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674. That's why I was pointing.
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675. You were
patting him on the back.
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677. because I was trying
to persuade him.
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679. Why didn't you just
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681. Was that you laughing?
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682. It was me, but she completely
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684. I was telling him
we need to remove her.
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685. That's why I was pointing.
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686. You were
patting him on the back.
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687. But there's some makeup
that you can wear in the water
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688. so when you swim,
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689. it will stay on after,
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690. and you can wear it for
the rest of the month
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691. and you never
have to replace it.
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692. But how does it stick?
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693. I don't know. It just does.
It sticks on your skin.
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