The Curse 1x4

1. They forgot the chicken in the chicken penne.

2. What was the dinner that you took the chicken from?

3. Chicken spaghetti.

4. You think that girl could have been

5. - going through our trash? - What?

6. - Hi, Vic. - Home sweet home.

7. Right here, pause it. Pause it.

8. eLook at how uncomfortable he is.

9. I thought about going back to New York,

10. but there's nothing for me there, anyways.

11. I'm just not any good when I'm not working, you know.

12. Hola, Fernando.

13. We were thinking because the stores

14. are closed right now, we might need some security.

15. Wait. What... what did they just laugh at?

16. Fernando fucking up a latte. It's the only laugh.

17. Our entire livelihood is based on the fact

18. that you said they're probably gonna pick up the series.

19. Yeah, I know. But that was before I saw this.

20. He wasn't funny at all.

21. Well, this is wack.

22. Good morning, Martha!

23. Well, you're a hard guy to get ahold of.

24. Uh, yeah. I'm sorry about that.

25. I was just trying to find the phone. That's all.

26. Well, you did it, Dougie.

27. You did it.

28. I did.

29. I did, didn't I?

30. So, David finally got his eyes on the show

31. and, um, he loves it.

32. We're officially ordering

33. ten episodes of Fliplanthropy...

34. - Well, that's... - ... for HGTV Go!

35. That is such great news, Martha.

36. And I know you're not gonna...

37. Fuck!

38. Come on.

39. What the fuck?

40. Come on.

41. Fuck!

42. Yo.

43. Yo.

44. Motherfucker.

45. Under the big tree.

46. The big tree, I don't know what the fuck

47. that means, but...

48. All right. Let's try you.

49. Okay.

50. Nope.

51. Let's see.

52. All right.

53. Number two.

54. Second time is the charm, or so they say, right?

55. There it is.

56. All right.

57. Jesus Christ!

58. Get out of here!

59. Get the fuck out of here, all right?

60. Go.

61. Come on.

62. Let me take this, move this here.

63. All right.

64. You stay.

65. This place is fucking disgusting.

66. All right.

67. Under the big tree, right?

68. Under.

69. All right, let's go.

70. How deep? How deep? There is deep.

71. Come on.

72. Really?

73. Come on. Nothing?

74. Come on.

75. Come on, Dougie.

76. Come on.

77. Think.

78. Big tree. Big tree.

79. Big tree.

80. No fucking way.

81. Of course. Dougie, there's a reason

82. you're a fucking genius, right?

83. This is good.

84. This is all very good.

85. All right.

86. Under.

87. It's me.

88. Okay.

89. Let's see.

90. Kalvin, 8:30.

91. Wyatt, 8:45.

92. Kalvin and Wyatt.

93. You guys just have such a thoughtful take

94. on eco-friendly homes and integrating

95. your buyers into the communit.

96. We have nothing like this.

97. I mean, we're just so excited to be working with you.

98. You... you have believed in us from the very start.

99. And we could not be more excited to be in business with you.

100. I— I'm sorry. You should see Asher right now.

101. He is literally pretending to play a guitar.

102. We love that.

103. I hope to see more of it on the show.

104. Oh. You'll see more of a lot of stuff.

105. All G-rated, of course.

106. I would hope so.

107. And as we move forward thinking about the season,

108. maybe also we aren't focusing so much

109. on the people who lived in the homes before.

110. We love Fernando and his mother, so sweet.

111. And we think it might be more digestible

112. and exciting to portray them as people

113. you're... you're helping in the community

114. without pointing out they've been displaced

115. by your development or, or development in general.

116. But... but we don't need to get into the weeds

117. with that stuff right now.

118. It's not something our viewers wanna engage with.

119. So, we're excited about that.

120. That is so exciting.

121. - That's so exciting. - Mm-hmm.

122. Wow, I can't believe this is happening to me.

123. This is... Oh.

124. We'll set a Zoom with the whole team

125. to talk more, but we wanted to give you the headline.

126. So, congratulations.

127. Oh. Thank you so much, Martha.

128. This is... this is really big.

129. Spank you.

130. Spank you very much.

131. Hello. So... sorry. Hello? Hello?

132. - Hello. - Hi. Sorry.

133. I think you cut out for a second. I'm sorry.

134. Just thank you... thank you so much.

135. And, um, we will

136. work on Asher's air guitar for the show.

137. Fantastic. Congrats.

138. - Thank you. - Okay.

139. - Okay. - Bye-bye.

140. We'll talk to you soon. Bye.

141. Ugh.

142. Did you hear that stuff that she was saying

143. - about the displaced residents? - Yeah. Yeah.

144. I mean, I thought people really liked that stuff.

145. - Yeah, they did. Yeah. - They responded to it.

146. But it's... it's... it's... Whatever.

147. - It's fine. It's fine. - Yeah.

148. Right? Because it's not gonna change what we do

149. in our real life, obviously.

150. Of course not, no.

151. - Okay. - Yeah. Who gives a shit?

152. Honestly, like, not everything

153. has to be in the show, you know, like...

154. Right.

155. And I think just having a show

156. is bringing awareness to the area

157. on these issues, you know?

158. And maybe it's actually good

159. because then we can really feature the homes

160. and we can, like, push the environmental aspect

161. - which is... - Exactly. Yeah. Yeah.

162. - Well, how we started out. - Yeah.

163. And the... and the community is still

164. gonna be a part of it, obviously.

165. That's never gonna change, ever.

166. No.

167. - Yeah. All right. - You know,

168. I wonder if we should delay

169. listing Juniper Lane until after the show airs.

170. I bet we could ask way more for it.

171. I'm gonna text Ed.

172. Um, I was talking— Oh, sorry.

173. - Are you in the middle...? - No.

174. Okay. I was just gonna say

175. I was... I was talking to Wendy,

176. um, and her brother, I guess, did this corporate

177. comedy class or something and...

178. and she said that he found it super beneficial.

179. - Oh, yeah? - Yeah.

180. I was just thinking maybe something like that

181. would be interesting for you

182. just so you could feel more confident

183. in front of the camera, you know, just because you're...

184. you're so confident and funny off camera.

185. Well, if I'm already so funny,

186. it's just a waste of money then, right?

187. Yeah.

188. I mean, but, you know, the focus group,

189. what they said and maybe— I know,

190. but I just... I just want them to see what I see.

191. Are you gonna take the classes too?

192. Maybe. Yeah.

193. Oh, my God.

194. Do you think that's a gift from the network?

195. Go, go, go, go.

196. It has to be, but...

197. - Hi. - Hi.

198. It's Maria, from two blocks over.

199. Oh, of course. Uh, Maria, hi.

200. It's Maria, Whit, from two blocks over.

201. - Hi. - Good to see you. How are you?

202. Hi, Maria. How are you?

203. Good. Uh, I'm very sorry to bother you,

204. but I thought you would like to know, um,

205. the young man who bought your home on Montana Vista...

206. - Mm-hmm. - ... is distributing these notes

207. to people on the block.

208. He's accusing us, uh,

209. all of the neighbors, of stealing his packages.

210. What, uh...

211. "I wanna alert everyone

212. that there's a package thief in the neighborhood.

213. This is the third time it's happened to me.

214. If it's one of you that's been doing this,

215. I understand it might be an honest mistake.

216. And if it is returned, there will be no hard feelings

217. or consequences.

218. Thank you. Your new neighbor, Victor."

219. I... I... I'm so sorry, Maria.

220. I will go talk to him immediately.

221. It's just that you assured us that the people you brought

222. into this neighborhood would be in harmony with the community.

223. - Yes. - And those exact words.

224. And we don't know anything about his packages.

225. Of course not.

226. We will handle this, Maria. I... I promise you.

227. I'm so sorry this happened.

228. - Thank you again. - Hi.

229. You are currently being recorded.

230. Have a good day.

231. It's nice to see you.

232. It's just the... the door.

233. We don't look at the footage from that.

234. Can you believe that?

235. - Are... are you gonna— - Yes.

236. Are you gonna talk to him?

237. Of course.

238. I was thinking, um, you know, once we close on Palmer Lane,

239. we're gonna have some extra cash.

240. I should probably pull the trigger

241. on that augmented reality guy, right?

242. It'd be amazing if he could do a mockup of Loma Vista

243. that we could feature in the show.

244. Yeah. Do we... do we have to talk about this now?

245. Sweetie, I can't find my hat and I feel like...

246. - It's just that... - ... it was in here somewhere.

247. It's just that our contact, you know...

248. - Oh. - ... for him is through Vic.

249. And we're getting a significant discount because of that.

250. - Mm-hmm. - So, you know,

251. I don't know what you're planning on saying to him,

252. but, you know, I just don't wanna lose the discount.

253. Relax. I'm not gonna punch him in the face.

254. There are tons of people who do AR, by the way.

255. I know. This guy is just really good at incorporating

256. - natural light and... - Sure. Yeah.

257. - Yup, yup. - The discount is significant.

258. - Yeah. - Um, I mean,

259. also I think it would be a great way

260. to premiere your new design.

261. I love you.

262. Hi, Angelica.

263. Canelo. Canelo.

264. Come here. Come here.

265. Okay.

266. Hi. I'm Whitney. We live at the end of the block.

267. - Bye-bye. - I don't think I met you yet.

268. I met your wife, Barbara.

269. - Oh, yes. - What's your name?

270. - Leo. - Leo. Nice to meet you.

271. Oh.

272. Say hi to Barbara.

273. I will.

274. It's such a beautiful day.

275. So nice.

276. Bye, buddy.

277. The big news

278. that is completely

279. being ignored

280. is what's happening

281. in gold stocks and in gold.

282. I mean, today, the GDX index

283. of gold miners

284. hit a new high for the year.

285. In fact, it's at a new seven-year high

286. and if you look at how much

287. the index has moved up since its March low

288. of about a month ago,

289. The index has now doubled.

290. So gold stocks

291. have doubled in price

292. in a month.

293. Now, granted they doubled from a price that

294. was low because they went down...

295. Oh. Hey, Whitney.

296. - What's poppin'? - Hi, Vic.

297. Um, I was just strolling in the neighborhood

298. and I thought I'd check in.

299. Um... Oh!

300. We... we haven't told you yet.

301. Our show got picked up to series.

302. - Oh, congrats. - Yeah.

303. - It's very exciting. - You don't need me

304. for anything else, do you?

305. No, no.

306. Not if you don't want to. No.

307. Yeah, I'd prefer maybe no.

308. - Hmm. - Just wanna get settle in.

309. We can talk about it later.

310. Um, I noticed the induction stove out there.

311. Uh, yeah, I swapped it out for a gas one.

312. - I do a lot of stir fry. - Mmm.

313. You know, with a gas unit,

314. this house no longer qualifies as passive.

315. Ah, I didn't know that.

316. So you're venting the air then to the outside?

317. The home is its own ecosystem.

318. It's not designed for a gas stove.

319. Well, I figured since it's my home,

320. I just wanna make it how I love it.

321. Yes, I am venting.

322. Okay, good.

323. So I, um, I heard

324. that you're having an issue

325. with packages going missing?

326. Yeah, three of them.

327. I feel very welcome here.

328. I think everyone is just doing their best.

329. And I know a lot of the neighbors

330. share your concerns.

331. Then why are they stealing them?

332. And I really... I...

333. I think you're handling it very well

334. because you're alerting the neighborhood

335. and you're not calling the police.

336. Right?

337. I haven't yet, no.

338. Hmm.

339. That's good because there's really no reason

340. to do something like that over something like this.

341. I mean, Amazon is not gonna charge you, obviously.

342. It was an Alienware computer.

343. It didn't come from Amazon,

344. and they're not giving me a refund

345. because they said it was delivered.

346. - So... - Mm-hmm.

347. I would just think about the language

348. that you're using

349. to alert the community because it could be

350. misinterpreted as an accusation.

351. You know what I mean?

352. Um, okay, well, uh, it's good to see you.

353. - Yeah. - Have a good day.

354. I gotta look up that Alienware stuff.

355. - That's so cool. - Yeah.

356. I guess you really can learn

357. some things from your neighbors, huh?

358. - Mm-hmm. Okay. - Have a good day, Vic.

359. Yeah. Bye, Whitney.

360. Bye-bye.

361. - Hey. How did it go? - Hi.

362. Uh, Vic threw out his induction range

363. and he replaced it with a gas stove.

364. - That's crazy. - Yeah.

365. There has to be some type of clause

366. that you can put in the contract

367. that prevents buyers from ruining

368. the passive home certification.

369. - There has to be. - I just don't think

370. you can put anything in a purchase agreement

371. that prevents people

372. from making changes after we close. I mean...

373. - But we... - We can try to,

374. you know, encourage that behavior, but—

375. Then we need to be more discerning

376. about who we're selling these homes to.

377. People like Vic just do not deserve

378. to be part of what we're building.

379. But it ended okay, right?

380. His... his nose is broken, but he'll live.

381. Yeah.

382. Don't worry. We'll... we'll... we'll find

383. the right people for this.

384. I... I promise, okay, babe?

385. For real.

386. This is real now, you know?

387. It's gonna be a lot of eyes on Española

388. and on us.

389. Oh, my God, he didn't even try to sell the range.

390. He just threw it out.

391. Fucking stir fry.

392. Oh, my God, the privilege.

393. It's a $7,000 range.

394. Yeah, I know. And he... and he put it

395. right next to the recycling bin

396. which I thought was hilarious.

397. Like, "Oh, he recycles."

398. Is it damaged?

399. No, it's in perfect condition.

400. It's just sitting next to a bunch of garbage bins.

401. Oh, God.

402. Anyway, all right, I'll be home soon.

403. - Okay. - Okay, bye.

404. Okay, bye. Love you.

405. Hello.

406. Hello.

407. Yes, sorry to bother you

408. but, um, I have some car keys here.

409. And I'm wondering if somebody here owns a big Mercedes.

410. Oh, okay.

411. I got it!

412. What the fuck, man? You said 8:30.

413. I'm here, aren't I?

414. Did you bring my car?

415. - Kalvin! - No.

416. Give me the keys, quick.

417. Kalvin, where is your car?

418. - Kalvin? - Don't worry, Mom, I got it.

419. - It's just a delivery. - Who is this man?

420. He's an Uber messenger.

421. Are you an Uber messenger?

422. Yes.

423. Okay. You know what, if somebody doesn't tell me

424. what's going on right now, I'm calling the police.

425. Kalvin!

426. I don't know, Mom.

427. He... he came to our school

428. and started lecturing us outside

429. about how his wife died drunk driving

430. and then he tried to buy us beer to teach us a lesson.

431. You bought my son beer?

432. Yes, I did, um, but they were asking me

433. to buy them beer outside of the liquor store.

434. No, we didn't.

435. You did.

436. You were asking everyone who went inside

437. if they would buy it for you.

438. And... and the only reason that I did it

439. was to supervise them, okay?

440. And I made sure that they gave me all of their car keys

441. before I bought them the beer. Look, look, look.

442. How else would I have this, huh?

443. Kalvin and your address.

444. There it is right there.

445. Huh?

446. So you bought my son alcohol?

447. You're lucky I was the one who bought him alcohol,

448. you know that? You're lucky because otherwise

449. he'd might be dead in a ditch somewhere.

450. Dude, you stole my car and bought me beer.

451. I'm a... I'm a minor.

452. Such a baby. Sorry.

453. Look, you can go crime for crime if you want,

454. all right, because I don't care.

455. My life's over essentially.

456. Anyways, he looks like a young man,

457. young boy who wants to go to college, right?

458. I don't think... I don't think a college

459. is gonna want a criminal record on there,

460. all right? So you think about that

461. because the only school he's gonna be able to get into

462. is Albuquerque Community College, all right?

463. I hear they have a good janitor program.

464. Kalvin, do you know where your car is? Answer me.

465. Cleaning up shit for the rest of his life. Excuse my language.

466. - Do you know where your car is? - Yes.

467. - Thank you. Thank you. - You're welcome.

468. - Please, leave. - I appreciate the thank you

469. - but you're welcome. - Thank you.

470. I'd like a thank you from him, please.

471. - Thank you. - You're welcome.

472. All right. But my morning is already ruined, okay?

473. Believe it or not, I have a job to do.

474. I'm a TV producer.

475. Okay.

476. And my show just got picked up

477. for ten episodes to series.

478. Spoiled brat.

479. - Hi, Abshir. - Hello.

480. - How are you? - Good.

481. Good? I got some, uh,

482. goodies from the pantry for you.

483. Oh, I get so much food

484. from the grocery store, but thanks.

485. Yeah. And Whitney got some supplements

486. - for your neck pain. - Yeah.

487. So that's in here, too.

488. Um, I, uh, I do have to, uh,

489. come in to do a mold test.

490. Oh, really?

491. Yeah, it won't be long at all.

492. You have to?

493. As the owner of the property,

494. if there is mold, you know, that's a liability for me,

495. so I do need to do it.

496. Or else you could sue me.

497. I'm not gonna sue you.

498. No, no, I know you won't sue me,

499. but you could.

500. So, um...

501. - Okay. - Yeah, but I won't be long.

502. - Is that all right? - Yeah, all right.

503. - More goodies here. - Okay.

504. Do you like these beet chips?

505. You guys eat a lot of pasta?

506. Not me. She loves it.

507. Oh, yeah?

508. Nala, what's your favorite kind of pasta?

509. Spaghetti.

510. Spaghetti?

511. Do you like penne?

512. What's penne?

513. That's macaroni.

514. Kinda gross, huh?

515. - Yeah. - Yucky.

516. How does that work?

517. How does this work?

518. I'm taking a sample with this Q-tip

519. of all the gucky stuff

520. and this is gonna go off to the lab

521. and then they're gonna tell us in a week or so

522. if there's anything bad in there or if it's fine.

523. Pretty neat, huh?

524. You like science?

525. - Yes. - Okay.

526. Do you know what this is called?

527. A Petri dish.

528. So, we have to take the lid off

529. and then we're going to leave it just over here,

530. so it sits right here

531. and it has to stay for 48 hours.

532. And then it's gonna test the air

533. for, um, contaminants.

534. And then maybe once we got the results,

535. you can bring it into school and you can say

536. Uncle Asher helped you make it,

537. if you want.

538. Pretty cool, huh?

539. Oh, I watched, uh, some of those Tiny Curse videos.

540. They're pretty cool.

541. I saw one where a kid's homework

542. disappeared and then turned into a DVD

543. of the show 60 Minutes.

544. So that's a real curse.

545. What's 60 Minutes?

546. Um, it's a news magazine.

547. Um...

548. It's a show for us old... old geezers like me.

549. Oh, oh, I'm so old.

550. - That's not funny. - Hi, I'm old.

551. Ha-ha, you're so funny.

552. You don't find this funny?

553. - No. - Hey,

554. you should let me paint your nails.

555. Okay. You wanna paint my nails?

556. Mm-hmm.

557. I'd love that.

558. Wait, did you do it on yourself?

559. Yes.

560. Just one nail.

561. Hmm, I could just have one.

562. Okay. Which one are you gonna start with?

563. - This one. - I'd like to show you something.

564. Okay. Right now?

565. Yeah.

566. Can you please, let's just stop discussing curses

567. - anywhere around here. - Oh, it's a TikTok trend.

568. She told me it's a TikTok trend.

569. I know it's a trend, but it's...

570. I had to work very hard for her

571. to stop talking about it.

572. And where I'm from, we don't play with that.

573. Just so, please, just stop it.

574. Of course, of course. Um...

575. Yeah.

576. Do you mind if I ask where you're from?

577. Uh, Minnesota.

578. - Minnesota. Okay. - Hmm.

579. And...

580. you, um...

581. your culture, you believe in,

582. um, curses or, uh...

583. - No, no, no. - Oh, okay.

584. But if you put an idea in your head,

585. it can become very real.

586. And she's... she's just a young girl.

587. - Of course. Yeah, yeah. - You know?

588. Just... I want it to be stopped.

589. No, of course, yes. No problem.

590. Yeah. We appreciate everything you're doing,

591. but just keep that at it.

592. Just— thanks.

593. Of course. Oh, you wanted to show me

594. - something in here? - Oh, it's nothing.

595. Make sure not to catch yourself in the reflection.

596. Shoot from an angle.

597. Okay.

598. Do you, um...

599. You spoke to Fernando yesterday, right?

600. Yeah. He's really nice.

601. We actually talked for a long time.

602. Great. Uh, did you see his belt?

603. Um, he... he still has it.

604. Did you tell him not to bring it?

605. I talked to him about it

606. but he didn't really answer me when I asked him, so...

607. Did you say that it makes us uncomfortable?

608. I said that it made you uncomfortable.

609. Do you want me to talk to him again?

610. That would be great.

611. Yeah, if you don't mind.

612. The coffee shop's reopening soon anyway,

613. so we don't even need him doing security anymore.

614. Yeah. Thanks so much.

615. Okay, cool. Let me know.

616. Thank you. All right.

617. Hello?

618. I told him not to bring the gun anymore

619. and he said, "Okay."

620. Is he getting in his car?

621. He's getting in right now.

622. Okay. Let's go.

623. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

624. Wait, wait, wait.

625. I can't be seen in his security camera.

626. Um, here, let me get out and you can do it,

627. and I'll meet you around the corner, okay?

628. Oh, fuck.

629. Sorry, sorry, I dented it.

630. You're against a wall. It's fine.

631. There's probably no scratch there.

632. Just back up so I can get out.

633. That won't be easy for me to do, boss.

634. These things are heavy.

635. - Besides, it's garbage. - It's...

636. Who cares if we're taking it?

637. It's unprofessional to be seen on camera taking it.

638. Here, just back up so I can get out.

639. Just duck down in the back.

640. I can't do this alone. Can I get your help?

641. Come on, man. You're fucking jacked.

642. You got this.

643. You can do it. You can do it on your own.

644. Trust me.

645. It fell.

646. Oh, goddamn it, Freckle.

647. Just leave it, let's go.

648. Let me put it back on the curb.

649. Just leave it. It's fine. Just leave it.

650. Oh, gosh.

651. Go, go. Come on, Freckle.

652. Hurry up.

653. See, it's tough.

654. The whole show is integrating the two buyers

655. into the community, so...

656. I know, but Whitney doesn't wanna use Vic

657. for anything beyond the pilot.

658. And that's, like, for sure, for sure.

659. So, can you do it with our Palmer Lane buyers,

660. Dennis and Lucinda?

661. Yeah. I guess so.

662. I just thought Vic would be pretty funny

663. because, um, he's single.

664. So, him at a fiesta would be kind of...

665. I mean, he was also racist to the entire neighborhood,

666. so I don't think we can use him.

667. Come on. That's the kind of stuff

668. I want in the show, man.

669. Racism?

670. No, but, like, conflict.

671. I'm sure you can make, uh, with your skills,

672. Dennis and Lucinda seem racist, too, so...

673. I'm obviously joking.

674. Don't tempt me there.

675. All right. Fine. No Vic.

676. Look at us, huh?

677. Making a TV show.

678. Yeah.

679. Boys are back.

680. Asher and Big D back on the lake.

681. Back on the lake.

682. Look, man...

683. I just wanna say I'm sorry,

684. you know, for bullying you all those years at camp.

685. You never bullied me.

686. There was the time at Sports World

687. where we ditched you and the pantsing at the swim meet.

688. Uh, we were just joking around.

689. Yeah, right?

690. - Yeah. - It was fun.

691. All right. Look, the point I was trying to make about Vic was

692. just because Whitney has a moral issue

693. with something that's happening,

694. we just toss it away?

695. Come on. You know our show barely got picked up, right?

696. - Really? The show? - Yeah. Yes.

697. The pilot could have been so good.

698. You had you with the reporter, right?

699. Chasing her around, the little girl cursing you,

700. the yogurt argument, all that stuff,

701. we're letting them go, throwing them in the trash.

702. You know how hard it is to get that stuff?

703. I don't know.

704. I'm just trying to protect what we've got here.

705. And you know Whitney better than me,

706. so, what can we do about it, right?

707. Yeah. Well...

708. my only advice would be to get used to it

709. 'cause she's not gonna change.

710. Oh, great.

711. What is this stuff?

712. Oh, Stars and Stripes.

713. Two-and-a-half-liter bottle.

714. Local cola,

715. about a dollar-ish.

716. Maybe buck twenty-five, dollar-thirty,

717. depending on where you shop.

718. It's kind of crazy actually.

719. The girl that did that curse thing...

720. she was actually living in one of the houses we bought.

721. That's crazy. Here. Let me have one.

722. What do you think of this jacket?

723. - Good? - Nice, yeah.

724. I can pull it off.

725. Seventeen hundred bucks.

726. It's a lot. Yeah, it's nice.

727. Cool.

728. It's actually kind of funny, I...

729. so I said to her, the girl,

730. as like a joke, I was, like, "Oh,

731. what was the curse you did to me?"

732. And, uh...

733. she told me

734. that she took the chicken out of our pasta.

735. But the night she did that,

736. there's actually chicken missing from our pasta.

737. We had a chicken pasta from our delivery thing.

738. - Hmm. - It's, like,

739. what are the odds?

740. So she... she said that and then that happened, huh?

741. Yeah.

742. Well, it happened before.

743. But I guess she thought it... I don't know.

744. What is it?

745. Let me show you something. Come here.

746. - Can I sit? - Yeah, yeah.

747. Here, watch this.

748. I curse you.

749. Okay. Okay.

750. - I'm gonna go get— okay? - You hear that?

751. So I'll be right— just stay here.

752. I'm getting change.

753. I curse you.

754. Okay.

755. Okay. I'm gonna go get— okay?

756. - The static? - Yeah.

757. Yeah. Right after she said, "I curse you,"

758. it went...

759. Isn't that just interference, though, from the distance?

760. Because I was far away from you guys.

761. Look, I'm debating whether I have to even tell you or not

762. but...

763. What?

764. I was cursed.

765. I'm serious.

766. What? Wait, by who?

767. I don't know.

768. There's nobody that in particular

769. that I can point to, but...

770. there's no other way I can explain what happened...

771. with, um, Melanie.

772. Oh. I thought... I thought it was an accident.

773. It was. It was, but...

774. I happened to be drunk that night.

775. Nothing, nothing makes sense.

776. And then...

777. I'm not— I don't wanna talk about this anymore, all right?

778. Okay. So I'll be right—

779. just stay here.

780. I'm getting change.

781. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna go get— okay?

782. So I'll be right— just stay here.

783. I'm getting change.

784. Breathe in and out.

785. Um, is it possible to pre-pay

786. for an appointment for someone else?

787. Yes. Absolutely.

788. Do they have insurance?

789. Let's assume not.

790. And then I'll just cover the whole thing.

791. - Would you like to join us? - Oh, that's okay.

792. - I could just watch. - Okay.

793. So with a younger workforce coming into the corporate world,

794. ironically, there are gonna be a lot more words

795. that we're gonna need to avoid.

796. But the good news is, sometimes,

797. uh, some of the funniest jokes that we tell,

798. we don't even know why we're laughing, right?

799. We don't even need words, right?

800. So what we're gonna do is we're gonna go around the circle

801. and then we're gonna try to see if we can make

802. the whole group laugh...

803. not using any words, okay?

804. No words. So I'll go first.

805. Yeah? All right.

806. All right. Sarah, we're gonna go— you're gonna go next,

807. and then we're gonna go clockwise.

808. That's great.

809. Uh-huh. Okay. Next.

810. That's great, that's hilarious, go ahead.

811. Don't worry about it. Everybody's here,

812. you know, we're supporting you.

813. No wrong choices, go ahead.

814. Oh.

815. Hilarious. Okay, go ahead.

816. Yeah.

817. That's great.

818. That's hilarious. Yeah.

819. That's great, yeah. Next.

820. Uh, next.

821. Okay. Go ahead.

822. Go ahead.

823. Yeah.

824. That's hilarious.

825. Great, yeah.

826. Awww.

827. Fuckin' comedy.

828. Okay, last...

829. That's great, guys. Good job, that's hilarious.

830. Give yourselves a round of applause.

831. Good job, everybody.

832. Great.