The Curse 1x3

1. We shared your story

2. with the owners of Barrier Coffee

3. and they have decided to offer you a full-time position.

4. It's amazing. Thank you, guys.

5. I happen to know

6. Barrier Coffee is a paid sponsor of your show.

7. We're not the enemy.

8. We're giving those businesses free rent

9. so this place has a fighting chance.

10. So I'm legally responsible

11. for the crash, you know.

12. I happen to get hit.

13. The one time I blew slightly over.

14. So you're just hanging out in town

15. until we hear about the show or...

16. Wanna get a drink later?

17. My treat.

18. I can't tonight.

19. Bust.

20. Oh, my God, you're pregnant.

21. I'm so happy.

22. - When did you find out? - Yesterday.

23. - Yesterday? - Mm-hmm. Yesterday.

24. The pregnancy is not viable.

25. You're going to have to get a shot to stop the cell growth.

26. I'd like to wait for Dr. Brown.

27. Of course.

28. We're snapping up as many plots as possible.

29. HGTV has a massive audience.

30. It can be the neighborhood no one saw coming

31. because we invented it.

32. You better hope the show pans out, huh?

33. Okay.

34. You bidding on Questa Lane?

35. Questa Lane. Well, that's a teardown.

36. You can't do anything with that one.

37. Good. So don't bid on it.

38. It doesn't even have water rights.

39. Ah, the vultures are coming.

40. The next item is in Questa Lane for $20,000, 20,000, 20,000.

41. Looking for 25,000, 25,000, 30,000, 30,000, 35,000.

42. Forty thousand, forty thousand.

43. Looking for 45,000, 45,000.

44. Fifty, fifty thousand, fifty thousand.

45. Fifty-five thousand. Fifty five.

46. Sixty thousand, sixty thousand.

47. Sixty-five thousand.

48. - Looking for 65,000. - 62,500.

49. Sixty two five.

50. Looking for 65,000, 65,000.

51. Sold to bidder, Sir?

52. What's your bidder number? Seventeen for 62,500.

53. Bidder 17 for 62,500.

54. But you said 40K max.

55. - I know and there was... - I thought you said

56. - we were really squeezed. - fucking bidding against me.

57. It's just— I just thought we could get it for that

58. but I think 62.5 is still—

59. Wait. What, what did they just laugh at?

60. Sorry.

61. Fernando fucking up the latte.

62. Fernando, what were you doing?

63. - Sorry. - It's the only laugh.

64. Where did they find these people?

65. Some mall, I think.

66. Let's start with first impressions.

67. It's all the demographic they want so...

68. doesn't even matter where they found them.

69. There's a little discussion.

70. Okay. Let's talk about the hosts then,

71. tell me about them.

72. If you're gonna be a sidekick, at least be a funny sidekick,

73. and he was just kind of there on the side.

74. These people are idiots.

75. Okay. Let's, let's, let's back up.

76. Dougie, can you pause it? Can you pause it?

77. What does it mean that they sent you this?

78. I don't know.

79. It could be that they're trying to give themselves ammunition

80. to not pick up the show.

81. You know, it's a classic move that they do,

82. they blame the focus group, so.

83. Yeah, then again, I asked for the tape in the first place

84. So maybe that's why they sent it.

85. You said that you were pretty sure

86. they were gonna be making the series, right?

87. I mean, our entire livelihood right now

88. is based on the fact that you said

89. they're probably gonna pick up the series.

90. Yeah, I know, but that was before I saw this, so.

91. Now I'm not so sure.

92. So you— so you're saying they're not gonna make the show?

93. I don't know.

94. Maybe it did cause a lot of good discussions,

95. so that's a good thing.

96. So what can we do then? What, what are we gonna do?

97. Does this not stress you out too then?

98. I mean this is your project.

99. We should be finding solutions, right?

100. I mean, you're still in New Mexico,

101. why are you even here?

102. This should be a priority right now, no?

103. We don't need solutions from him...

104. Is it okay if I eat these on the couch

105. or you're afraid I might stain them?

106. - Are those my blueberries? - Yeah.

107. Sure. Go ahead.

108. Sorry. That was a mistake.

109. No big deal.

110. I won't eat them. I'll put them right here.

111. Okay. Can we watch, please?

112. I'll clean it up later, okay? Sorry.

113. At least make me laugh or be nice to look at.

114. So just talking about from a design standpoint...

115. I think...

116. - Okay. - Like...

117. There you go.

118. Earth's so warm—

119. Lost the argument right there.

120. Let's talk about the design first.

121. Excuse me, I just need to ask,

122. do you not feel man-made emissions

123. are contributing to Earth's warming?

124. We obviously need programs like this.

125. Thank you.

126. Where are they living now?

127. Like on Poverty Brothers,

128. do they take care of them?

129. Good. This is good. This is what wanted, right?

130. Yeah. Yeah.

131. - People are thinking about it. - Yeah.

132. The husband...

133. He needs to have some kind of...

134. A part of the show, maybe add it to the show,

135. You guys hungry?

136. Well, this is whack.

137. I'm gonna order some Dominos.

138. I saw they have some new chicken fingers

139. that I wanted to try.

140. He's very unsure of himself

141. - a lot of times. I feel like... - They look pretty good.

142. I guess or I think this just...

143. Isn't there just 15 minutes left of this?

144. Yeah, but it gets here fast. They could be here in, like, 15.

145. Usually. Delivery.

146. We should just finish it. No?

147. Okay. And then, eat after or...

148. - I'm, I'm good. Yeah. - No.

149. I'm not hungry.

150. And all that means, you know,

151. that he knows what he's talking about.

152. Well, you know, but no, the man was not funny.

153. What are they talking about? I'm funny.

154. So, he was given a...

155. He doesn't have to be funny.

156. So we learned about our primary colors,

157. and now we're gonna learn about our secondary colors.

158. Our secondary colors are made up from the primary colors,

159. and they are green, purple, and orange.

160. So we're gonna take blue and red

161. and mix them together and see what we get.

162. Go ahead.

163. Okay. Mix them together.

164. Nala, do you think you're feeling better

165. and you're ready to join the class?

166. Are you gonna be okay joining the class now?

167. Are you sure? Okay. All right.

168. You can try. Come on.

169. Okay. Let's try red and yellow

170. and see what we get.

171. Very good.

172. She's totally black.

173. Girls, pay attention.

174. Sorry.

175. Yes, Rita, one more.

176. - Bye, little girl. - Bye.

177. We had a class hamster, and it died and it was so sad today.

178. I like hamsters.

179. We had John for a couple of days ago.

180. I wanna make more bracelets.

181. To give to your friends?

182. - Yeah. - Oh, okay.

183. And necklaces. See? I already have the necklaces.

184. Can we play Roblox when we get home?

185. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

186. I heard about this Roblox update

187. about they added like a new stock in Brookhaven.

188. Yeah, there's a new update in Brookhaven

189. that they added recently.

190. And in Roblox about a wealth?

191. There's nothing there. Where is it?

192. Nala, where is it?

193. I don't know.

194. Where's my basketball eraser?

195. I don't like basketball. I never borrowed it.

196. Yeah, you did. I gave it to you the other day.

197. Stop denying it.

198. - Mmm. - Where's mmm? Where is it?

199. I don't know.

200. Where is it? Look, I'm gonna take all your...

201. - How am I supposed to remember? - I'm going to take

202. all your dolls and hide it.

203. How am I supposed to remember?

204. Oh, what do you mean, how am I supposed to remember it?

205. I gave it to you, you said you'd give it back

206. and it's been one day. So where is my—

207. Well, that is not my responsibility.

208. That's not my responsibility. If I give it to you,

209. it's your responsibility to take care of it

210. and give it back to me.

211. and make sure it's good.

212. Where is the phone at?

213. Let's go, let's go, let's go.

214. Let's go! Let's go!

215. Oh, sorry.

216. Let's go now! Let's go. It's an emergency! Let's go!

217. - Now! Nala, let's go. - It's you. Hi. Hi.

218. - Nala. Let's go now! Let's go! - We know each other.

219. I have— I have money for you.

220. I have something for you, I have money for you.

221. - Let's go, Nala, let's go. - No, no, no. It's okay.

222. I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm not going to hurt you.

223. No.

224. Let's go now! Let's go.

225. Hello?

226. Just stop for one second.

227. Girls.

228. Okay. Okay. Wait, wait, wait.

229. I have a hundred dollars for you, okay.

230. Just like I promised, okay?

231. You remember me, right, from the parking lot?

232. We were filming with the white van,

233. the guys in the white van, I was with them,

234. you had those tiny cans, right?

235. You had those tiny cans.

236. - Hey. - Hi.

237. - Hey girls, how you doing? - It's okay. It's okay.

238. - You know this guy? - No. He broke into our house

239. - and now he's chasing us... - They do know me.

240. No, they do. They— we, we don't know each other well,

241. but they know me.

242. - It's okay. - Yeah, yeah.

243. - It's okay. Come on, come here. - It's okay. Yeah.

244. - Talk to me. - Yeah.

245. - You know what's gonna happen? - Yeah.

246. - Okay. Yes. - Wait right here for a while.

247. No, no, you don't understand.

248. All right.

249. Go about your day, sweeties, okay?

250. No. Okay.

251. Did I tell you you can go anywhere?

252. No. Okay. Okay. Okay.

253. - You don't understand. - You're gonna have a seat.

254. - Sit down. - Okay.

255. I own the house down the block, okay?

256. - I'm your neighbor. - So you don't have to tell me.

257. - No. Okay. - No, no, no.

258. - Okay. - You sit the fuck down...

259. Yeah, I'm sitting—

260. or I will break your goddamn neck!

261. Yes, Sir. Yes.

262. See I want you to tell them, explain it to them...

263. - Yes. - You sick fuck! Cretin.

264. Give me the police.

265. I knocked. And no one—

266. no one answered and I only...

267. Show me where it's listed as vacant.

268. Right here.

269. Yeah, okay.

270. So someone is squatting, that makes sense.

271. Where are all your other properties?

272. We have a bunch. They're all lower, middle San Pedro.

273. We do those mirrored homes. That's us.

274. - Oh, you're those guys? - Yeah.

275. You need to make sure to secure anything

276. that's sitting as vacant

277. because this is happening more and more.

278. Okay. There's a new shelter

279. that's opened a couple days a week,

280. and it's a first come, first serve,

281. so they've all been shifting South.

282. I would get security cameras, multiple locks.

283. Because once they, they settle in like this,

284. you know— well, the law is a little bit tricky.

285. Can I help you?

286. Can I help you?

287. This is my home.

288. You pay rent?

289. - Yes, Sir. - You pay rent.

290. You got a lease agreement?

291. Yes, I paid rent to Mr. Morales.

292. He didn't cash my check for the last two years.

293. - To who? - So I stopped.

294. Mr. Morales.

295. I didn't know— I wanted to pay. It's not my fault.

296. The previous owner's estate stopped paying taxes

297. to the county before it was foreclosed.

298. All right.

299. I'll call the sheriff's office right now.

300. We'll take care of this... today.

301. Don't they have three days?

302. If that's what you wanna do.

303. We don't need to involve the sheriff,

304. I can— I can handle this.

305. They can stay as long as they need.

306. Where'd you get those grocery flats from?

307. Work. My work. I work at the grocery store.

308. And they let you take those big things?

309. It's good.

310. Hi, I'm Asher.

311. Abshir.

312. Asher.

313. Abshir.

314. Asher.

315. Uh-hmm.

316. - Yes. It's a lovely home. - Mm-hmm.

317. And the cop, you know, said,

318. "Well, they're not allowed to stay here. They're squatters."

319. And I was like, "They can stay as long as they want.

320. We don't do that to people."

321. You're sure this is the same family...

322. - Yeah, yes. Yes. - ... from the parking lot?

323. - Oh, my God. - I know.

324. That must mean something.

325. I mean, they could stay for a year even if they wanted—

326. I mean, we're just waiting

327. for the land value to increase and...

328. I mean, on property tax is only 680 a year, so.

329. I mean, I could charge some, you know, $58 a month,

330. but I'm not gonna do that.

331. This is so out of character for you.

332. I mean, money doesn't really matter

333. when it's about doing the right thing.

334. And they wonder why I'm with you.

335. Who?

336. The focus group.

337. Oh, right.

338. Didn't they say they were in transitional housing

339. when you gave them the money? Didn't you say that?

340. Yeah, yeah, I guess things changed or— I don't know.

341. It's honestly really hard to tell what's true with them.

342. I mean, they didn't even remember me

343. giving them that money.

344. You know, so I actually gave them

345. another hundred dollars today

346. because— but maybe they did remember

347. and they just wanted another hundred dollars

348. and then pretending they didn't.

349. I honestly don't know with them,

350. but they're a little all over the map

351. so, I don't— I wouldn't—

352. I wouldn't take everything with a grain of salt.

353. But it's... it's tough for them.

354. So I— you know, I empathize, yeah.

355. In a way, it's kind of a relief

356. just because we have the show potentially happening

357. and, you know, it's just— it's a lot all at once.

358. This will stop the cell growth

359. and hopefully one shot will be enough.

360. Just a little pinch here.

361. And we do suggest you avoid having intercourse

362. until we can do your blood work in a week.

363. After that point, you'll need to use condoms

364. or other birth control for at least a month.

365. Just think of it as putting the babies on hold for now.

366. It's okay. Asher can fill that role.

367. Wah, wah.

368. Baby cry, cry. Nappy. Nappy time.

369. Is it good?

370. Yeah, how are you?

371. Energy okay? Numbness?

372. Um, I'm good. I'm— I'm happy.

373. Um, jokes aside,

374. will the injection affect her period at all

375. because I've been tracking it to the day.

376. - It could. - Okay.

377. And so when you say at least a month, um, you know,

378. her last period was here and her next period,

379. is it gonna be on this period here?

380. So would this day be okay?

381. I'd give it a little leeway.

382. Okay. Oh, and during the interim period,

383. is oral okay or finger penetration?

384. - Can we engage in— - Ash...

385. No, it's— Because I read that fluids can be tricky, so...

386. You should be all right.

387. We should be? Okay.

388. So she's generating fluids on her own, that's...

389. that would be okay? Okay. Great.

390. It's good to check on this stuff.

391. We— we got to— I've read a lot about this.

392. So I think I know more than you at this point.

393. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

394. - Okay. Thank you, Dr. Brown. - Mm-hmm.

395. That's all my questions.

396. Where did you go last week? I saw your colleague.

397. That is a wild story.

398. Well, it starts with a pint of Guinness.

399. - As every good story has. - Of course. Yes.

400. Okay. I, I've, I've, I've felt this affinity

401. for things with.

402. Is that house livable?

403. Is there structural damage or anything?

404. We should do renovations, Ash.

405. I mean, they've been living there.

406. Yeah, but what if we put, $5,000 or $6,000 into it,

407. we can make it really nice for them.

408. Yeah, I mean, we should definitely make it nice.

409. I just— We don't wanna change their environment too much.

410. I mean, we could do a lot with two grand even or,

411. you know, one to two grand.

412. Even, 500 bucks can do a lot.

413. I'm just saying, it's like, any money, it's a teardown.

414. Any money we put in, we're not getting back.

415. So it's just— But we'll make it nice, we'll make it nice.

416. Dougie. Hey.

417. Yo, Ashman, what's happening?

418. Hey, any news?

419. Oh, no news. Uh,

420. was just in your neighborhood and taking a walk,

421. just wondering if you're around.

422. Oh, no, I'm out right now.

423. Oh, okay. Are you far away

424. because I can hang out until you get back?

425. Um, yeah. We got a pretty busy day actually

426. so I'm not gonna be around.

427. But let us know if you hear anything about the show, okay?

428. Dougie?

429. Yup.

430. Okay. Let us know if you hear anything, okay?

431. - Okay. - Okay. I'll see you later.

432. Whoa, what's going on with Barrier? Why is it closed?

433. - I don't know. - Park there. Park there.

434. Okay.

435. What? Call Jamie.

436. Okay.

437. Why does Barrier say "Coming soon?"

438. When did that go up?

439. Um, it was up when I came in this morning, I think.

440. Oh, it went— Okay.

441. So that didn't fall into the category of things

442. you feel you should call me about?

443. Un-fucking-believable.

444. The shops, they are supposed to be staying open.

445. Yeah.

446. I mean, that's not technically what was agreed to.

447. The spirit of the agreement was that the stores were gonna

448. have an ongoing presence.

449. That's why we're not charging them rent.

450. - All right. - Is this closed too?

451. The spirit of the agreement, um, was that the stores...

452. Yeah, yeah. I, I heard her. It is...

453. - Okay. Yeah, yeah. - What is going on?

454. That is the spirit of the agreement.

455. It's just, they're not required to stay open except

456. during production of the show.

457. I mean, you know, they, they have staff,

458. they have operating costs.

459. I, I, I don't think it's realistic

460. to expect the business

461. to remain open indefinitely

462. if they're losing money.

463. We've promised people jobs, so we can't just...

464. We promised people jobs.

465. I know.

466. Look, hopefully they'll be good news soon about the show.

467. And then this all will just be a non-issue.

468. - Okay. - Okay.

469. - Um... - Great.

470. I wish I had a better answer for you.

471. Just, you know, give me a call if you need anything else.

472. Okay. Thanks, Jamie.

473. - Yup. Bye-bye. - Okay. Bye.

474. Hello?

475. Hola, Fernando.

476. Uh, we just drove by Barrier Coffee and I'm so sorry,

477. we had no idea it was closed.

478. It's fine. I figured it was for the show.

479. Like not a real thing, not long-term.

480. No, it was. It is long-term. Um, but we were thinking...

481. that because the stores are closed right now,

482. we might need some security.

483. And I remembered that you had mentioned

484. you had done security work before, is that right?

485. - And, uh... - Yeah.

486. we wanted to know if you—

487. if you'd like to do security for the plaza for a little bit,

488. just why— while the stores are closed.

489. The same rate, same hours?

490. Okay.

491. Great.

492. You're gonna want me there

493. from 8:00 p.m. to 4:00 a.m.

494. The freaks come out at night.

495. Okay. Yeah. Whatever you think.

496. Whatever, whatever's best for you.

497. Great.

498. Okay. Thanks, Fernando.

499. What's so funny?

500. Uh, nothing. Sorry, I, uh, I had a text that—

501. - I tickled her, that's why. - Okay. Bye, Fernando.

502. - Thank you so much. - Bye, Fernando. It's Asher.

503. What?

504. Luisa?

505. That was really nice. You feel good, huh?

506. I mean, I just— I, I knew it.

507. It should have been all local businesses.

508. It should have been Native Grounds or Dead Sea Salts

509. - or, you know, it, it's just... - If we're trying to appeal

510. the buyers out of state, you know, and attract them,

511. I, I think that shops do need to appeal

512. to a national audience.

513. I think we're, we're okay. We're okay.

514. Yeah, I guess.

515. It's just unfortunate.

516. What about the other people that worked there, though?

517. Maybe we should start a GoFundMe or something.

518. That's a beautiful idea, Whit. That's beautiful. Yeah.

519. - Yeah? - Definitely. Yeah.

520. Obviously, Fernando needed more attention

521. because, you know, we've made promises

522. that he's featured in the show, but—

523. And, and GoFundMe could be great for the other people

524. if we feel we need to go down that road.

525. I don't think it's urgent that we, we, we start with that,

526. but, yeah, we can look into that on a future day

527. if we feel we need to.

528. Come, come around. Come to the back.

529. All right. Okay. Around, around the back.

530. Hi.

531. You see him in there?

532. - Okay. - That's the father.

533. Okay.

534. There's a plastic on the windows.

535. I know. I know.

536. - Hi. - Hi.

537. Hey. Are you sure now is still a good time?

538. Yeah. No, it's okay. Come, come in.

539. - Okay. Okay. Um... - Okay. Okay.

540. Thank you.

541. I don't care. Why let them in?

542. I don't care. I'm not talking to you again.

543. - Hi. - Hi.

544. - This is my wife Whitney. - Hello.

545. - This is Abshir. - Nice to meet you.

546. Abshir, which is very similar sounding to Asher.

547. - It is. - Abshir, Asher. So...

548. - Oh, my. - ... maybe this is meant to be.

549. What are you making? It smells delicious.

550. Yes. Uh, I'm making hot dogs.

551. Do you make them with rice?

552. Water?

553. Oh it's— I, I prefer them boiled in water.

554. But then after do you— do you, put them with veggies

555. or, or with rice?

556. No. Buns.

557. - Cookout style! - Mm-hmm.

558. Classic hot dog, ketchup, mustard.

559. Hmm, it's a must have.

560. Um...

561. - Um, come in, please. Sit. - So— Oh, thank you.

562. Oh, this must be the little angel

563. I've heard so much about. Hi.

564. - Hi. - Hi.

565. Your name is Whitney?

566. So, I got you this brand-new deadbolt.

567. How did you know that?

568. He just said it.

569. I must have missed that.

570. And you see the price right there.

571. So this is a heavy duty one.

572. You won't see any jokers like me drilling through this.

573. - Feel that weight. - Oh.

574. Yeah? Pretty good, huh?

575. So I can install that right now. Comes with two keys.

576. So I'm gonna give you one.

577. - Okay. - I'll keep the other.

578. That way, I have a backup,

579. and no one can get in besides us.

580. You're gonna take one?

581. Yeah. In case you need a copy or you forget yours.

582. Is that okay?

583. Okay. So we'll replace the broken windows.

584. And then I saw this one in the sunroom.

585. Are there any others?

586. No, no. That's it.

587. Okay. I also noticed you have a lot of water bottles.

588. How is your tap water?

589. Do we have to pay rent if you do this?

590. Uh, no. No, no, no, no.

591. This is— this is so you can

592. have a more comfortable place to live for free.

593. Can you write that down for me, that it's free?

594. I, I don't really, uh, deal with contracts,

595. but we'll have Asher do it.

596. Absolutely. Yes.

597. - Thank you. - Of course.

598. Um, all right. I did notice a little bit,

599. of water damage.

600. Sorry about earlier.

601. It's that window in the sunroom

602. and the roof needs the most work.

603. - Yeah. - Can that be done

604. while they're in the...

605. Yeah. I'll take longer if they're here,

606. but it's not as bad as I thought it'd be.

607. It's a michegoss.

608. Mitzvah. "Michegoss" means something else.

609. Hmm. Hmm.

610. Mitzvah, mitzvah.

611. Oh, I'm so sorry. Hi.

612. I don't have...

613. Is that, TikTok?

614. Oh, I love that. Do you like to dance?

615. We do dances together,

616. but we're not supposed to post them online.

617. That's so fun.

618. I'm sorry about when you both met Asher in the parking lot.

619. He was wrong not to give you that money.

620. That's why I tiny-cursed him.

621. You did?

622. That's so interesting. What's a tiny curse?

623. It's a trend that everyone was doing two months ago,

624. but no one does anymore.

625. Like, a TikTok trend? That's so funny.

626. I love that. So what— How does it work?

627. Like, do you just make up a tiny curse?

628. You have to think something small, like, that's funny,

629. like, like your shoelace is untied.

630. - Mm-hmm. - Something annoying.

631. So what, what did you think of

632. when you tiny-cursed Asher?

633. I took the chicken out of his dinner.

634. You did? Okay. Good. He deserved that.

635. Now, the new trend is

636. that people are painting their nails

637. and showing like this.

638. Like this?

639. There's nothing on there.

640. Uh, there is something on there. It's clear.

641. No, there's not. No, it's not.

642. Mm-hmm. Yes, it is.

643. You can't see— I can't see it.

644. There's nothing on there.

645. Taking chicken out of dinners?

646. No. It's, it's, it's anything but no one's doing anymore.

647. But why chicken?

648. I don't know. It's just what I thought of.

649. She's stupid. That's why.

650. Call me stupid one more time,

651. you're gonna wish you weren't born.

652. Because we were missing chicken from our dinner

653. that the day you said that.

654. That's funny.

655. What was the dinner that you took the chicken from?

656. Chicken spaghetti.

657. Chicken spaghetti? Sounds good. Silly.

658. We need to do a mold test, that should be priority.

659. Yeah, right.

660. - I mean, the windows... - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

661. Sit up, sit up.

662. Put the phone down.

663. Sorry. That was rude of me. Would you like some dinner?

664. I would love a hotdog myself. Ash, do you want one?

665. - Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Thanks. - Okay.

666. I'll help you. No, no, no.

667. No, it's okay. It's okay. I'll...

668. I noticed you're touching your neck a lot. Do you have pain?

669. Yeah, it's just, um,

670. that the muscle end up with the bone.

671. Oh, that's joint pain. Do you—

672. do you take any supplements?

673. Vitamin K or anything like that?

674. No.

675. I curse you.

676. I curse you.

677. I curse you.

678. I curse you.

679. The zipper is jammed. It's completely stuck.

680. Ash, can you help me with this, please?

681. You think that girl could have been going through our trash?

682. What? What do you mean?

683. Just that's how she knew what we had in our meal.

684. - No, it's just like a... - Just the missing...

685. thing kids are saying. It's a trend.

686. But none of them do anything related to chicken.

687. - Oh, fuck this. - Oh, I don't know.

688. Chicken is, like, the most generic food.

689. Can we— Should we just pull it off?

690. Well, I'm gonna stretch it if I do that.

691. Yeah, but I don't care— I don't care about the shirt.

692. - So let's just... - Are you sure?

693. Yeah. Let's just stretch it. Just pull it off.

694. - Okay. - Yeah.

695. Ah.

696. You don't think it was weird

697. that she knew it was pasta though?

698. I don't know. Maybe she's a little psychic. Pull hard.

699. - I can't, honestly. - Oh, God!

700. Hmm. Maybe I should leave it like this for a few days. Hmm?

701. - Okay. It's not... - Come on.

702. It's not funny but it's funny, okay?

703. Can you please... just get this off, please?

704. - Okay. - Go.

705. I'm gonna totally have to destroy it to take this off.

706. It's okay. I don't care. Just destroy it.

707. All right. Uh, bend over.

708. Okay. Arms out like Superman. You have to resist me, okay?

709. Okay. I'm resisting.

710. - Okay. - Okay.

711. - Just really resist. - Okay.

712. Pull back. Pull your body back.

713. Ooh.

714. - I don't know. This is... - Shit.

715. Ah! Okay.

716. - Okay. Ready? - Okay. Okay. Yeah.

717. - Okay. - Go. Go, go, go.

718. Pull back.

719. - You gotta resist more. - I am. Oh, my God.

720. - This is gonna break. - I don't care...

721. - You gotta pull backwards. - I'm trying.

722. You got to pull back. You got—

723. Oh, my God!

724. Are you okay? Are you okay?

725. Oh, my God. Whoa!

726. This is us, Ash.

727. I wish the network could see this.

728. Oh. You know what? We should do this again.

729. And I put it on my Instagram.

730. You know, the network is looking at that.

731. - Do... Like, the sweater? - Let's do— let's do that again.

732. Yeah, it's exactly us. Let's do it. Here. Hold on.

733. It's so funny.

734. Okay. Okay. Let's go.

735. - You don't need— Okay. - It's just— No, no, no.

736. Okay. All right. So, just exactly like that, okay?

737. - Okay. Okay. - The struggle with the zipper.

738. Just the zipper on this one.

739. Okay. Okay. Wait. Hold on, hold on. Hold on.

740. Let me light it up, one second. Okay. Ready?

741. - Uh-huh. - Does my hair look crazy?

742. - It's good. - Okay. Okay. Um, okay.

743. So my sweater zipper has been stuck, like, 10 times.

744. It's gotten jammed, right?

745. So Asher's been trying to get me out of it

746. for the past five minutes.

747. I mean, join us... in this insanity.

748. Maybe I should call one of our contractors

749. to help us out with this.

750. Uh, you want one of our contractors

751. to undress me in our bedroom?

752. Fine by me.

753. I don't want you having sex with another man.

754. Well, I mean, who says our contractor has to be a man?

755. Touché.

756. Okay. That was good. I feel like I want you to say...

757. There's a line you said earlier that I thought was good.

758. Put your arms out like Superman?

759. No, Superman, yeah, but then, um... Oh, oh, the, um...

760. You know...

761. "I want to keep you in this for a while."

762. - Oh, okay. Okay. - That one. Okay. Okay.

763. Okay. Just please,

764. can you just get it off of me?

765. - All right. - Thank you.

766. - I might rip it. - Oh, that's okay.

767. I don't care.

768. All right. Hmm.

769. Maybe I should keep it like this for a couple of days.

770. Oh, my God, Ash. Stop it.

771. All right.

772. Here, hold on. I'm gonna put it over here.

773. We should get the rest of this. Okay. All right. This is good.

774. So pulling up?

775. Like— Yup. Okay. Just get it off.

776. - Okay. - Get it off.

777. - All right. - Please.

778. All right.

779. I feel like we need more of the struggle,

780. because that's what was really making us laugh before.

781. Yes. It's a different shirt

782. that it's looser here, so it's not gonna...

783. Okay. Maybe I'll just keep my arms in a little bit more then,

784. like, pull them into my body

785. and then I'll create some resistance. Hold on.

786. Okay.

787. Are we still good? Okay. We're still recording. Okay.

788. Okay.

789. Just get it off of me, please.

790. - Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. - Oh, my God.

791. Just pull. Pull, pull.

792. - Okay. - Okay. Okay. Go.

793. Okay. Oh, this is gonna rip.

794. I don't know. I could destroy it, Whit.

795. It's okay. Just destroy it.

796. Okay.

797. Oh, my God. This so crazy.

798. There you go.

799. Oh, my God.

800. I feel like with what you're doing with your arms here,

801. it looked like you were, like, holding the shirt back.

802. So it looked fake, I think.

803. Just from...

804. - Through the kitchen... - Mm.

805. Through the kitchen window,

806. you can, kind of, see us from the outside.

807. We're in the bedroom. No one can see us.

808. No, I know. If they were going through the trash

809. and then they...

810. they came around the side of the house,

811. they could've seen, what,

812. what we were eating or what we were talking about...

813. You think that every disadvantaged person

814. is just like a wild animal

815. going through our garbage?

816. No, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm not being judgmental.

817. They're living in poverty.

818. I, I think we should not make

819. any assumptions about them, okay?

820. This looks very, very fake. I'm just gonna—

821. You know what? I'm gonna put my arms straight out.

822. Here, give me the sweater.

823. I'm gonna put my arms straight out and then I'm just gonna,

824. kind of, create some, like, between my cheek and my arm.

825. I think that'll create some resistance.

826. I'm not making assumptions

827. about Abshir and his family, okay?

828. I'd say the exact same thing if they were white.

829. I'm being very realistic about their circumstances

830. and I take offense

831. to the fact that you're not validating my feelings

832. when I'm talking about this stuff.

833. Oh, my God. Come on, Ash.

834. Don't give me that shit.

835. What does their race have to do with it?

836. "Assumptions". You said that.

837. "Let's not make any assumptions."

838. You said it just like that.

839. Okay. You made that connection. Not me.

840. Whit, when you saw that little girl

841. and you thought that she could actually do curses,

842. I could have definitely accused you of something,

843. but I didn't,

844. and I'm not going to now.

845. Do you know why?

846. Because I know your heart's in the right place, okay?

847. And I give you the benefit of the doubt.

848. But you never do that with me, ever. And it hurts, okay?

849. Look, hey, do not put words in my mouth.

850. I was speaking karmically. I, I was talking about the fact

851. that if something doesn't make sense,

852. - it doesn't... - You're doing it.

853. You have a chance right now to validate me,

854. and you didn't do it.

855. I said the sentence that Lisa told us to

856. and you're still attacking me.

857. It's a very small world that you're living.

858. This is nasty.

859. Your world is so tiny. You're so simple...

860. What you're doing right now, Whit, this is nasty

861. what you're doing! It's nasty right now!

862. minded, okay?

863. This is— I said exactly what Lisa told us to say...

864. You're breaking it.

865. I said the sentence but you're not doing it!

866. I...

867. I think that, that both of our feelings are valid, okay?

868. So just let's go to— let's go to bed.

869. And I'm not accusing you, you know,

870. because I know your heart is in the right place

871. and I give you the benefit of the doubt.

872. but you never do that with me, ever. And it hurts, okay?

873. Look, hey, do not put words in my mouth.

874. I was speaking karmically.

875. I, I was talking about the fact

876. that if something doesn't make sense—

877. - Pull it off of me, please. - Okay.