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2. Welcome back, guys.
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3. We are having quite a time
in the kitchen today.
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4. We are cooking from The Wise
Guys Cookbook with none other
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5. than our friend, our pal,
part of our extended family
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6. since The Sopranos, we're
back with Vincent Pastore.
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7. He's been cooking his heart out.
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8. How are you?
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9. - It smells fantastic in here.
- Yeah.
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simmering in the sauce.
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11. - Right.
- Natalie's recipe. Your mama's.
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12. My mother's recipe
all the way from Calabria.
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13. Beautiful. Beautiful.
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in the sauce.
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15. - Yeah.
- It smells fantastic in here.
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16. And what are you working
on now, my darling?
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I'm making—
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over the break...
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19. he put a little wine
in the sauce,
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20. so we put a little wine
in the glass. Cheers.
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21. Chin-chin!
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22. Mm. So, Vin, you're going to
finish the antipas, yeah?
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23. Yeah. I gotta take care of this.
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24. OK, so while he's
finishing the antipas,
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25. we're going to
move things along.
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26. I'm going to do my best to move
things along by introducing
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27. you guys to the "Green Queen".
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28. The Green Queen is a new show
but it's actually two people.
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of the new HGTV series.
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30. It's a couple, and they're
turning their hometown
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31. upside down with
a new approach to eco-living.
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32. Say hey-hey to Whitney
and Asher Siegel.
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33. Hi!
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34. Thank you so much
for having us, Rachael.
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36. So, guys,
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37. talk to me about how we're
all building our homes
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our homes incorrectly.
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39. We're all wrong.
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you guys saying
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41. we don't need air conditioners.
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43. I am a sweater, OK?
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I pit out, all right?
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45. I don't need an air conditioner
in, like, August?
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46. Well, Rachael,
you actually don't.
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47. That is, if you have
a passive house,
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48. which is kind of like
living in a big thermos.
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live in a thermos.
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52. when we're in upstate New York,
where I come from.
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so I can have a little coffee
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or some cocoa.
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55. A little later in the day,
it's more like John's cocktails
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56. or some chilled vodka.
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57. Well...
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58. No matter what you put in it,
your thermos doesn't need any
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59. energy to keep the temperature
consistent and stable.
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60. It works as well to keep the
cold in as it does the hot.
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61. For example, our homes
don't have basements
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62. because they're
a giant thermal bridge.
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63. That's where your home leaks.
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64. - So...
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bad basements are for energy.
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wrap my head around this.
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67. If I lost my basement,
I couldn't hear my husband,
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68. John, playing his Steinway
piano. That's where we keep it.
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70. and we'd never shoot
another game of pool.
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all of that out and, like,
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with insulation?
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but the best way is to just
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using a foam foundation
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75. instead of a basement.
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we can't all,
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77. your new viewers, right?
We can't all rebuild our homes.
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we have a timer in our shower
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the water after five minutes.
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simple way to save water.
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83. Just taking shorter showers.
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am down with that.
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85. We do do our part in a lot
of ways, I have to say.
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we try and be mindful,
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87. certainly of food waste.
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to the local pantries
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89. and we use these cool products.
I love this product.
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90. We keep our kitchen clean
with Josey Bamboo.
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cleaning wipe.
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use harsh chemicals.
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that they're safe around pets
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food contact surfaces.
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97. We have a little bit of your
meatball mess over here.
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98. - So I'm just—
- I didn't make that mess.
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you actually did.
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101. OK, I made that mess
when I made the meatballs.
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So we love these because
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environmentally friendly
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a really great job.
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105. So we use them to help us keep
the kitchen looking, well,
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106. like I wasn't in it. I make
a way bigger mess, by the way.
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107. So what's the trick to the
meatballs? They smell amazing.
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108. Well, the problem is,
on Sunday mornings, right?
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and I grab a meatball
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of bread, like that, right?
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111. - Yeah.
- Right? And then I'd eat it.
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comes around, I'm full.
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the meatballs. I mean—
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healthy about it.
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115. - Right?
- Yes. Yes.
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that recipe from you.
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a little one of my own soon.
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want to bring it home
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to do one more thing,
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122. - just 'cause I know you can?
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show your hidden talent
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I was on Broadway.
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my mother said when you,
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127. when you stir the sauce, it's
always good to sing, you know?
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you have somebody as,
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129. - as lovely as you to sing to.
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going to divorce you.
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132. Oh, that's OK.
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with some good meatballs.
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134. Yeah!
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of Vincent's terrific recipes,
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136. that he's been making
with us all day,
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137. - in The Wise Guys Cookbook.
- Wise Guys Cookbook.
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138. And I got to tell you,
this is a labor of love.
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139. - Yes.
- That reminds you of family.
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you know?
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through to our website
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142. on any dates you have coming up,
whether you're singing
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143. - or talking, yes?
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144. You brought it home big time, baby.
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145. - I got it.
- I adore you. I adore you.
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147. And of course, thank you
to the Green Queens,
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their show, Green Queen.
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151. It is streaming now on HGTV Go.
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152. So you can watch it
whenever you like.
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and we're happy about it
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154. but we're going to go take
five minute showers.
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- Separately.
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we'll be right back, guys.
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160. - Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
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going to air today?
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162. - Uh, Monday, 2:00 p.m.
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actually watched the show
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165. - I'm sure she watched it.
- Do you know?
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actually watched our show?
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so if she didn't,
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microphone off now.
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to touch you again?
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didn't bring up the baby.
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177. - I know. I teed her up.
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178. - You did better.
- Maybe it wasn't in the shot.
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your belly?
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- Oh, thank you.
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to touch you again?
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or soda water or anything?
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but thank you.
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188. - OK.
- Thanks so much.
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- Thank you.
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- Yeah, we will.
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192. No phones. No phones.
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we're not on actual TV.
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the show anywhere.
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writing about it.
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a second season now,
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201. and that's going to
involve the baby, too.
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202. And, like the network said,
you know,
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203. that's going to
grow our audience.
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just did Rachael Ray.
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in the New York Times
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is an art piece now?
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with the evil collectors
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anything in her show.
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- I'm just saying.
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working at a massage parlor
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a statement on the Holocaust
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but so was your joke.
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you're just joking about...
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her art to people was a form
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have been through a lot.
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I actually get it.
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in our own way.
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the Holocaust, you know,
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it was a sad thing.
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can be found in it. Um...
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jokes like that.
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I don't have the experience.
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the experience or the...
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of your history.
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converted, you're any less
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you're dead wrong, OK?
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of indigenous people in the US
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supposed to do
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until after they're born.
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it's for you.
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261. Well, you didn't have
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as a gift to you.
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a model of his house?
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the real house to own.
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at some point
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didn't sit right with me.
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the whole house?
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you know, push gift ideas online
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and stuff and...
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is other people being happy.
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a memory of that feeling.
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from my parents anymore.
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still have each other.
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298. I don't fucking
need anything else.
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in this little thing.
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- Yep.
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You call me up and you say
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309. you want to talk to me and
I don't have time to prepare,
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have my cousin here, you know,
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- Oh. No...
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to me and all, but...
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- No, no, no. Not at all.
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to worry about any of that.
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with very good news. Um...
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with all of you at once.
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- Yeah, it's OK.
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stay here forever.
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You have it now.
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with these clay nesting bowls
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of the San Pedro Pueblo.
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for the rest of the year?
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- We'd be happy to do that.
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- Absolutely.
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Oh, for the property taxes.
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all that out later.
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the transfer happen?
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with the city.
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signatures from you, and...
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complete it all today.
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we've put into the property,
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worth between 280,000
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to do this for you.
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so close over this time
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feel like family.
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- So sweet.
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today with the paperworks?
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- Thanks.
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you'd have the moment.
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- My cousin is a lawyer.
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he didn't really respond.
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Yeah, it's good.
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putting on a strong face.
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know what he's...
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going through. He...
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- Are you OK?
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What's going on?
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I think it's just...
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- Is the head turning down?
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- Closer to the date.
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continuously monitor
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and outside the baby room
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412. so you'll know if there's a leak
coming from inside of the house.
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will stay passive.
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climate-controlled A/C, yeah?
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could hide that panel a bit?
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as a showroom sometimes, so...
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people freaking out
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are bad for babies.
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it's a podcasting studio?
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not bad for babies?
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- Oh, come on.
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Come on!
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- Just till he's one, honestly.
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- The summers have been crazy.
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428. We're not going to gamble
with his life.
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429. I could hide the panel.
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430. - I could hide it.
- Thank you.
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431. Listen.
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432. Once all the air is released,
you could open the door.
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433. Mm.
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434. Oh, fuck!
I got a gift for the baby.
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435. - Ta-da!
- Oh, wow!
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436. - It's to hang over the crib.
- Thank you.
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437. He'll only have good
dreams with that.
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438. - Ah! Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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439. That's so sweet.
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440. Um, we are actually
not accepting gifts
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441. until after the baby
is born, but...
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442. - Oh, OK.
- It's so nice of you.
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443. I understand.
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444. I'll give it to you
after he's born.
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445. - Perfect. OK.
- OK.
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446. Did we tell you it was a boy?
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447. I think so.
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448. I didn't...
I didn't say anything.
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449. Maybe I heard it in passing.
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450. OK.
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451. - It's OK.
- It's fine.
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452. - Yeah, don't worry.
- I won't tell anyone.
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453. I'm telling everybody.
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454. I'll be at the truck.
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455. - Thanks, OK.
- Thank you for everything.
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456. You're welcome.
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457. Where the fuck did you meet that
guy? That was fucking insane.
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458. - I just met him. I was...
- OK, never again.
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459. - Never again.
- He's not. He's fired.
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460. - I'm firing him today.
- OK. Thank you.
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461. There's a little me inside you.
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462. Ash?
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463. Mm.
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464. Why are you up there?
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465. What you saying?
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466. Here, what...
what is happening?
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467. Why are you on the ceiling?
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468. - What's happening?
- Why are you on the ceiling?
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469. I don't know.
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470. Let me climb down.
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471. I don't understand
what's going on.
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472. What is this?
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473. We need to equalize
the pressure.
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474. - Open the baby room door.
- OK. OK.
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475. OK. OK. OK. OK.
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476. Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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477. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
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478. Ooh. Ah. Ah.
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479. What the fuck?
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480. Oh, my God!
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481. OK.
Copy !req
482. - We need to open some windows.
- All right.
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483. OK? And the front door.
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484. I don't want you to fall.
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485. What are you doing?
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486. I'm trying to move
the bed under you.
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487. No, I'll move over the bed.
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488. OK, just... Just open
that window right there.
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489. OK. OK.
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490. OK.
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491. - Shit!
- I'm over the bed.
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492. - OK.
- Now go open the front door.
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493. - OK.
- OK, you've got this.
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494. - OK?
- OK. OK. OK.
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495. - Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
- This fucking house!
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496. Oh, God! Oh, God!
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497. Oh, no! OK.
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498. Is it changing in there?
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499. You tell me if you fall.
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500. I'm still up here.
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501. OK. Front door is open.
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502. - Front door is open. OK.
- OK.
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503. Let's grab a towel
from the bathroom,
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504. and you can use that
to pull me down, OK?
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505. OK. OK, OK, OK.
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506. - To dislodge me, OK?
- OK. Yes.
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507. - OK.
- OK. Good.
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508. - Yeah.
- Throw it up. Fling it up.
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509. No. You need to hold on
to the other end
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510. - and fling it up to me, OK?
- OK.
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511. Because you're going to
pull me down, right?
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512. To dislodge me from,
from whatever's...
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513. I'm just going to throw it up
to you, and you drop it down
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514. to me and just dangle it so
that I can grab the other end.
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515. - Sure. Sure.
- OK. OK.
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516. Go. OK.
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517. - OK.
- OK. I just want to get down.
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518. OK?
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519. Don't be scared.
Don't be scared, baby. Here. OK.
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520. OK, great.
OK. Let me get my hand on it.
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521. OK.
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522. Uh!
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523. I'm gonna do it again.
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524. Oh, God. Are you OK?
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525. - I'm OK.
- OK.
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526. Come on. Come on.
Come on. Wait.
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527. Ah! Wait, no!
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528. No, I want you over the bed.
Back up, back up!
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529. OK, OK. This isn't working.
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530. - It's not working.
- You know what?
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531. I'm just going to reach
to you, OK?
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532. - Careful, baby. Careful.
- I'm gonna be careful.
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533. - I'm gonna be careful.
- Be careful.
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534. - Oh, my God. OK. Yeah.
- OK?
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535. Here, you can reach me.
Come on. Come on.
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536. Reach down, come on.
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537. Yes, yes, I got you! I got you.
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538. I got you. Come on.
Come on. Yes.
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539. Yeah, I got it.
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540. Good.
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541. Good! Good!
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542. I've got your back,
under your shoulders. OK.
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543. - OK, give me your leg.
- What?
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544. Give me your leg. OK.
Copy !req
545. - Give me your leg.
- OK. OK.
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546. OK.
Copy !req
547. Is it working?
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548. - What's going on?
- I don't know.
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549. - I don't know if I can hold...
- Oh! Oh!
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550. Oh, God.
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551. Ash, what...
What is happening?
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552. What is happening?
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553. What is this?
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554. You should stay away from me.
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555. I don't want you to
get caught up in this, too.
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556. I don't know what to do.
What do I do? Do I...
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557. Should I leave the house?
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558. - Yes.
- Yeah.
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559. You got to get out.
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560. We don't know where
the air pocket is though,
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561. so make sure you're
grabbing onto something
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562. with every step, all right, and
if you feel hot air, move away.
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563. OK.
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564. Good.
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565. OK. OK.
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566. No. No.
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567. OK.
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568. Oh!
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569. Uh!
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570. Uh! Uh!
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571. Oh, Ash, Ash!
I left my phone in there.
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572. I want to call
the fire department.
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573. Can you reach it?
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574. Hey, maybe I can just come
back in there and just grab it?
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575. No!
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576. Let me try.
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577. OK.
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578. You stay where you are.
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579. Uh! Oh!
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580. I can't get it. It's too hard.
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581. OK, I'm coming back in.
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582. No!
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583. It's OK.
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584. No!
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585. Don't come in the bedroom!
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586. Grab the Dyson
from the closet!
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587. OK.
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588. Uh!
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589. Oh!
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590. OK, I've got it
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591. and I'm approaching
the bedroom.
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592. OK, don't come in.
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593. I'll come to you, alright?
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594. Just hand it to me from there.
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595. I'll need to stand.
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596. No, no!
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597. - What?
- Just get down!
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598. No, but I don't feel
any air pockets around me.
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599. - Maybe it's OK.
- No, no, just...
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600. Just try from where you are.
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601. - It's safer this way.
- OK.
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602. OK.
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603. OK.
Copy !req
604. Uh! Ah! Ah!
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605. - OK, try again.
- God!
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606. You got this, baby.
Copy !req
607. Oh! Come on, come on!
Oh, my God!
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608. Damn it! Shit!
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609. - Try. You can do this, babe.
- OK. OK. OK.
Copy !req
610. Come on. OK.
Copy !req
611. - OK. Come on.
- Try again.
Copy !req
612. - Come on.
- You got this. Come on, baby.
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613. OK, OK.
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614. Oh! Uh!
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615. Got it! Oh! Oh!
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616. Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Copy !req
617. I think I'm having
a contraction. Oh!
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618. OK. OK. Um, let's count.
Copy !req
619. Let's count.
How long did it last?
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620. - Oh!
- Oh! Oh!
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621. F... Shit!
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622. Oh, God, Ash.
Are you OK?
Copy !req
623. I'm OK. Do you feel
another one coming?
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624. Uh, I don't know.
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625. OK. OK.
Copy !req
626. Just breathe, OK?
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627. I'm right here with you.
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628. Good job.
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629. OK?
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630. Whit.
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631. We're having a baby.
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632. We're doing it.
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633. I think I... I think
I'm having another one.
Copy !req
634. - Oh, God. OK.
- OK.
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635. OK.
Copy !req
636. We're counting.
Copy !req
637. One, two.
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638. Three, four, five.
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639. Six, seven.
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640. Eight, nine, ten, 11.
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641. 12, 13, 14, 15.
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642. 16, 17.
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643. 18, 19, 20, 21.
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644. 22, 23... Ah!
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645. 24, 25.
Copy !req
646. I might need
the crevice attachment.
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647. 26, 27, 28, 29, 30,
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648. 31, 32, 33, 34,
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649. 35, 36, 37,
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650. 38, 39.
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651. 40. 41.
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652. 42.
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653. 43.
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654. 44.
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655. 45.
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656. 46.
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657. 47.
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658. 48.
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659. 49...
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660. Whit.
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661. You have to get the phone.
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662. You have to get out
of this house.
Copy !req
663. Just quickly get the phone
and let's both get out of here
Copy !req
664. and call Dr. Brown.
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665. I want to call Moses first.
Copy !req
666. Let's call the doctor
before the doula, OK?
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667. But I'm scared.
What if I get sucked up?
Copy !req
668. Be brave, OK?
Copy !req
669. Nothing's happening in
the spot where the phone is,
Copy !req
670. so maybe it's OK,
just go quick.
Copy !req
671. We just have to call
the doctor
Copy !req
672. and we have to get out
of this house.
Copy !req
673. OK?
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674. OK.
Copy !req
675. Good job, baby.
You're so strong.
Copy !req
676. Stay low to the floor.
Copy !req
677. You got this?
Copy !req
678. You're doing great.
Copy !req
679. Just stay low.
Copy !req
680. - That a girl! OK.
- I can feel air on my back!
Copy !req
681. - Get out of the room quick!
- Oh, my God!
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682. - Quick! Get out of here.
- I'm gonna get some help.
Copy !req
683. Get out!
Copy !req
684. Get out!
Copy !req
685. Oh, God!
Copy !req
686. Oh, God. I've having
another contraction!
Copy !req
687. You're doing great, baby.
OK, let's count.
Copy !req
688. One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven.
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689. Eight, nine.
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690. Ten, 11.
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691. 12, 13, 14...
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692. 16...
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693. OK. So...
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694. Oh, God.
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695. Oh, OK.
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696. OK.
Copy !req
697. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Copy !req
698. Hi. Hi, Moses.
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699. Um, it's happening.
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700. OK. So then, should we meet
you at the hospital or...?
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701. Um, how far away are you?
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702. Sure. I mean, I can
meet you at Española,
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703. but our plan
was Saint Vincent.
Copy !req
704. So is it too far
to go to Santa Fe?
Copy !req
705. - Is that not possible?
- What is he saying?
Copy !req
706. - Well...
- Put him on speaker.
Copy !req
707. Things are
moving pretty quickly.
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708. I think we should stay local
but the nurses at Española...
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709. Oh, no, no, no. Oh,
there's another one starting.
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710. You're gonna be
in good hands...
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711. She's in pain, Moses.
Copy !req
712. She's in pain.
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713. It's not pain,
it's intensity!
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714. You've got to remember
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715. that intensity
is bringing you closer
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716. to meeting your baby
every time.
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717. OK. I...
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718. Asher is on the ceiling.
Copy !req
719. But we're gonna...
Oh, we're gonna be there soon.
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720. OK, don't forget to breathe
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721. - and I'll see you shortly.
- OK. OK. Thank you.
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722. - Bye-bye, bye-bye.
- Oh!
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723. It must be some sort
of weather thing.
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724. Why am I not up there then? Oh!
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725. You should move away from me.
Copy !req
726. Just... just move away
and call Dr. Brown.
Copy !req
727. Moses... Moses
is calling Dr. Brown. Ah!
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728. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Who is going to drive me?
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729. Louisa's in Taos today.
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730. I'm calling Moses.
I'm gonna have him pick me up.
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731. I'm going to drive.
I'll drive you.
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732. I'm going to drive you.
I just need to...
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733. Oh! It feels like
I'm falling up.
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734. What the fuck? Oh!
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735. Oh!
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736. Hi. Hi.
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737. OK. Um...
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738. Can you actually...
Can you pick me up?
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739. Ooh!
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740. Oooh!
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741. We are not raising
our baby in this house.
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742. We can rent and
then you can convert it.
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743. Or if you want to keep it
as a showroom or a show home,
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744. that's fine, but we are not
moving back in here to live.
Copy !req
745. - Oooh!
- We are just not.
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746. Oh, thank God! Oh!
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747. Oooh!
Copy !req
748. - Hi.
- Hey! There you are, Mama.
Copy !req
749. Look at you! You're glowing.
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750. My contractions are
every two minutes now.
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751. Ooh!
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752. - Oooh!
- OK. OK. OK.
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753. Hey, everything's perfect, OK?
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754. It's just picking up pace.
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755. Hey, we got to get going.
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756. - You want to come down?
- He can't.
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757. Shit! Can you help him?
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758. We don't know what's going on.
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759. - Are you OK?
- I just woke up like this.
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760. I don't know why
this is happening to me.
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761. I honestly feel if I could
just get away from the house,
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762. it'll be fine. I just don't
want to try it on my own.
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763. Huh?
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764. - I, I...
- All right.
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765. All right, I have an idea.
Here we go.
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766. I'm going to just pull
you down, OK?
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767. - OK. OK.
- Give me your hands.
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768. - Hold on tight.
- Yes. Don't let go.
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769. - I'm not going to let go.
- OK, but really hold on.
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770. I'm going to hold on tight.
You trust me?
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771. - Trust me?
- Yes. Yes.
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772. Take a slow, deep
breath all the way in.
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773. All right.
And as you breathe out,
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774. I'm going to move you forward.
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775. Ready. One, two, three!
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776. Ah! Put me back up there!
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777. I'm going to try to
get you back in there.
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778. - Put me back! Put me back!
- I can't!
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779. You're slipping!
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780. Don't let go! Don't let go!
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781. - Put me back! Put me back!
- I can't get you there!
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782. - Put me back! No!
- I can't do it. I can't.
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783. Don't let go! I'm slipping.
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784. - Let's go for that tree!
- No!
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785. I'm slipping!
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786. - I can't hold on!
- I'm slipping!
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787. - Ah! Ah, I'm slipping!
- Grab onto that tree behind me.
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788. - You see the branch?
- I can't. I'm slipping.
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789. - I'm slipping.
- Grab the branch...
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790. Aaah!
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791. - I got it!
- Oh, my God.
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792. - I got it! I got it!
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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793. - Jesus!
- I got it!
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794. Ooh! Oh, God! Oh, God!
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795. - Are you OK?
- Oh, God. Oh, God.
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796. - You're OK. You're OK.
- I don't know. I don't know.
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797. - I want to go! I want to go!
- You guys got to go.
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798. - I'm fine here.
- OK. OK. OK.
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799. - We got to go right away.
- OK. We're gonna go.
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800. I called the fire department but
I don't know what's happening.
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801. Everything you're feeling
is normal. This is normal.
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802. Hey, the fire department's
coming Asher.
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803. Just keep holding on.
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804. I got a good grip. I'm OK.
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805. Is there someone who
can come stay with him?
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806. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. OK.
- OK. Let's go then.
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807. I'll be at the
hospital very soon, OK?
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808. - You just focus on yourself.
- OK.
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809. - And the baby.
- OK.
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810. The baby in your belly, OK?
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811. Not this baby in the tree.
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812. - OK.
- Whaa-whaa!
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813. Ash, you need to
bring the go bag.
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814. It's in your trunk, OK?
You're still coming, right?
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815. - I swear to God, I'll be there.
- You're coming. OK.
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816. You're not getting
rid of me that easy.
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817. But I don't want
to get rid of you.
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818. I know. I know, I was joking.
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819. OK. Oh, God.
Please, please, please!
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820. I just need the pain to stop.
Please, please, please!
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821. - Oh, God! Oh, God!
- I'll make sure
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822. the anesthesiologist is ready
right when we get there, OK?
Copy !req
823. And I'm gonna be
with you the whole time.
Copy !req
824. Hey, is this Dougie?
Copy !req
825. - Yes, who is this?
- This is Moses, the doula.
Copy !req
826. I'm in the car with Whitney,
and she's in labor.
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827. - Things are moving very quickly.
- Unbelievable.
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828. Something weird
happened to Asher.
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829. He flew up
and he's in a tree.
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830. He's holding onto a tree.
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831. Someone has to go be with him.
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832. Oh, my God! All right.
I know exactly what to do.
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833. I'm going to go
and get him, alright?
Copy !req
834. - Go, Dougie, go!
- Congratulations.
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835. Aaaah! Aaaah!
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836. How did he get up there?
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837. I don't know.
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838. He said he fell.
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839. Well, they're gonna have to...
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840. get him out from up there.
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841. Hey, what did you fall from?
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842. From the overhang.
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843. I just landed up here.
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844. Yo, Asher!
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845. Ash, man, how you doing?
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846. Exciting stuff, huh?
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847. Big day.
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848. What's going on?
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849. I can't get down.
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850. What you doing up there?
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851. Something's happening to me.
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852. I'm scared.
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853. I totally get it.
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854. I'd be fucking scared, too.
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855. But look, you see
that little "V" up there?
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856. I just want you to...
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857. to wriggle down and climb down
for me, alright?
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858. I can't.
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859. I will fly away.
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860. Yeah, Moses mentioned
you flew up there.
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861. You always were a good climber.
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862. Not that athletic,
but a great climber.
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863. I feel like gravity is like...
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864. pulling me upwards.
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865. It's fucking heavy stuff,
I get it.
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866. Alright?
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867. But look, you do you, all right?
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868. You come down at your own speed,
I'm going to be right here.
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869. I'm not going anywhere, alright?
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870. You promise me that, right?
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871. - Yes.
- All right.
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872. Hi, Bixby. Text Remy:
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873. "How close are you
and do you have your drone?"
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874. Yo, my man.
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875. How'd he get up there?
You see him climb?
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876. - No.
- You didn't see him go up?
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877. I see him up there. I didn't
see how he got up there.
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878. He was there already.
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879. I just, yeah, when I walked up
he was just hanging up there.
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880. All right.
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881. Yo, Ash, you doing good?
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882. Just call for help.
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883. It's on the way.
It's on the way, all right?
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884. You just hang tight.
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885. My arms are getting tired!
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886. I love you, bro.
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887. He's breech and
he's coming out feet first.
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888. We're going to need to do
a C-section.
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889. But it's alright.
It's completely normal.
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890. And the heartbeat is strong.
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891. - Can he come with me?
- As soon as the baby comes out.
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892. But I need him before.
Why can't he be with me before?
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893. - When did you check on Asher?
- Asher's fine.
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894. - Dougie's with him.
- We need to go right now.
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895. Everything's going to be OK,
all right?
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896. Can I get help in here?
We need to go back to the OR.
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897. You're having
his baby right now.
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898. - OK.
- I'm going to get in there.
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899. I'm going to be with you
as soon as I can, OK?
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900. - You got this, Mama.
- You are in great hands.
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901. - You're not coming with me?
- I'm not going to.
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902. But the surgeon is excellent.
I know him very well.
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903. - Keep your hands inside.
- Relax, it'll be fine.
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904. You have it, Whitney.
Moms can do anything.
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905. Just close your eyes.
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906. You'll see I'm right there
with you the whole time.
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907. You know, this happens
to a lot of men, right?
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908. My dad did the same thing.
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909. He didn't run up a tree
or anything, but he ran away.
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910. He was weak. You know,
I blamed him for everything.
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911. Hey, let's go.
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912. And it's weird when I see
my friend up there like that.
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913. He's nothing like my dad.
He's a good guy, Asher.
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914. - My dad wasn't.
- OK.
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915. But it makes you
think about it.
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916. Must be something
about responsibility
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917. for men in fatherhood.
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918. - You have kids?
- No, no.
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919. No? Me neither.
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920. But, you know, for a woman.
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921. She has the baby.
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922. And then she has
that connection, right?
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923. For a guy it's so abstract.
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924. Give me your hand, buddy, OK?
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925. We'll go down the ladder together.
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926. I can't. I'm telling you,
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927. if I let go, I will fly away.
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928. Look, we set up
a big pillow down here.
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929. That's in case you fall.
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930. If you fall down,
you're going to be fine.
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931. Like landing on a big pillow.
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932. I don't need that.
I'm telling you.
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933. I need a net covering me
from the top that is anchored
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934. to the fire truck, then you need
to crank me down to the truck.
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935. That is the only way
I will let go.
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936. OK. OK. All right.
Just relax.
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937. - OK.
- Let me go back down
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938. and see what I can do,
and I'll be right back up.
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939. - OK?
- OK. Hurry, please.
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940. I got you. I'll be right back.
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941. Oh, this guy's fucking crazy.
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942. We're gonna probably
have to tranq him.
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943. Yo, Freddy, my man.
You want to do me a favor
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944. and put this microphone
up on the branch?
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945. That way I can hear him and I
can help you guys negotiate
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946. as his friend, right?
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947. This better not be some stunt
for your TV show or something.
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948. What, do you think
I'm like that?
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949. Come on, man. That's
my best friend up there.
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950. His wife's giving birth
to his son, right?
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951. It's not a fucking stunt.
Come on.
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952. Just wrap it around the
branches and let it rest, OK?
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953. Appreciate it. Good stuff.
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954. Yo, Ash!
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955. He's coming up with something.
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956. It'll make me...
I'll be able to hear you
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957. so you won't have to yell,
alright? Save your voice.
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958. No one is telling me what
to do. Do I lean forward more?
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959. Let's get
going here, guys.
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960. Pauline? Do we have Pauline?
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961. - Yes.
- Prep?
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962. - Antibiotics ready.
- Antibiotics hung.
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963. - OK. You're gonna feel a poke.
- A poke?
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964. A poke.
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965. Oh, God!
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966. All right, let's get going.
Let's get her on her back.
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967. - OK.
- Ready to go.
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968. - Come on.
- Um, I'm very cold.
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969. Can you please get her
a blanket?
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970. I'm going to go scrub.
We'll be right back in.
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971. Should I be... Should I
be this cold? I'm freezing.
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972. I feel like I'm freezing.
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973. - I'm freeze... Is this normal?
- It's normal.
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974. - OK.
- Totally normal, Mama.
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975. Is Asher here yet?
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976. How you doing?
You're doing OK?
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977. - What's going on with Whit?
- She's good.
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978. Everything's OK with her.
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979. She's having a C-section,
all right?
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980. She's asking about you
all the time. She loves you.
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981. How are they
doing with the net?
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982. You want to talk to me about
your fear about becoming a dad?
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983. - Tell me about it.
- I'm not afraid.
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984. I've never been more excited
about anything in my life.
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985. It's beautiful. It's beautiful.
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986. Is that why you
decided to run away?
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987. What the fuck are you
talking about?
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988. Big responsibility.
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989. What's going on with the net?
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990. Coming up
with the net now!
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991. Is that big enough?
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992. It needs to be anchored
to the truck.
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993. One step at a time, OK?
I got to get it over you first.
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994. We're doing everything exactly
the way that you want it.
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995. Go get the drone.
Get the drone. Go, go.
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996. You hear that, Ash?
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997. They're doing everything
you want, all right?
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998. You take it easy.
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999. OK.
Just relax, all right?
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1000. It's got to get the net over
you first. All right, relax.
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1001. We do this all the time
with bears around here.
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1002. It needs to be attached
to the truck.
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1003. Are you going to attach it
to the truck?
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1004. We'll get you squared away,
all right? Hold on.
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1005. Give me a second. Net is on!
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1006. Hey, guys, let's go ahead and
secure that crashpad over there.
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1007. Come on. Sir, I need for you
to stand over here.
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1008. - Stay here, please.
- Everything's good?
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1009. Everything's good. Sir.
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1010. I need for you
to stand over here, OK?
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1011. OK. OK.
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1012. You need to attach it
to the truck.
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1013. Relax. I'm going to go down.
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1014. I'm gonna talk to my partner.
We do this all the time, OK?
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1015. She's going to come up
with the right tools.
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1016. Square you away? 100%. OK?
I'll be right back.
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1017. OK. She's going to be
the one to do it?
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1018. She's going to do it. She's a
trained professional. Trust me.
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1019. She's done this with bears?
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1020. Tons of bears. Trust me.
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1021. You need to
attach it to the truck.
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1022. We got it. We got it.
Trust me.
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1023. This ain't my first rodeo,
we'll get you squared away.
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1024. What, are you going to use,
a carabiner or something?
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1025. We got all the right tools.
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1026. Things you've never
even heard of. Don't worry.
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1027. You hang in there.
We'll get you down, OK?
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1028. My name's Jody.
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1029. I'm a firefighter.
I'm here to help you, OK?
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1030. The net has to
go over my back more.
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1031. It has to be fully covered.
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1032. - What you have to do...
- You just left it on me.
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1033. - I know.
- But you need to cover me.
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1034. We just need you to
hold real still, OK?
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1035. Take some nice big breaths.
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1036. Wait. Why do you need
a chainsaw?
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1037. - I'm gonna get you down now, OK?
- Wait.
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1038. No, no, no! No, no, no, no!
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1039. No, no! Wait. No, no!
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1040. No! No, you don't understand!
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1041. Stop, stop, please!
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1042. Please stop!
You have to stop! Stop!
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1043. - Please! Please!
- This is incredible.
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1044. You don't understand!
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1045. - Tuck your feet in.
- Dougie! Dougie!
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1046. You have to tell them to stop!
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1047. Dougie, please! Please!
I'm begging you to stop!
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1048. Aaah!
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1049. Help!
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1050. Martinez, Clarke!
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1051. Up, up, up, up!
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1052. - Do you see anything?
- No.
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1053. Go higher.
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1054. Asher!
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1055. Can somebody tell me
what's happening?
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1056. I'm all alone up here.
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1057. You're just about
to meet your baby.
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1058. If I come back, I...
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1059. If I come back down...
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1060. If I come...
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1061. Beautiful baby boy.
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1062. Wanna lower the drape?
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1063. Oh!
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1064. Do you want your
doula to come in?
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1065. No, no, I don't need him.
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1066. Do you want us to see
if your husband's here?
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1067. Sure.
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1068. Yeah. Thank you.
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1069. The drone made it.
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1070. I got a signal.
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1071. I see it 700 feet away.
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1072. Yeah?
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1073. Yeah.
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1074. Oh, God!
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1075. Oh, God!
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1076. I'm so sorry!
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1077. I really didn't mean it!
Anything I've ever done
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1078. I've been thinking of myself!
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1079. I'm sorry.
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1080. Oh, I'm so sorry!
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1081. Get lost!
Leave me alone, all right?
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1082. I'm good!
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1083. Just get out of here, all right?
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1084. Thank you.
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1085. What movie they filming?
How do they do that?
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1086. That's...
that's the guy from HGTV.
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1087. Oh? So it's for TV?
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1088. I think so.
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1089. Oh.
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