1. Zombies are not as scary
as I thought they'd be.Copy !req
2. I'm proud of ya. You only needed
to change your pants three times.Copy !req
3. A new record.Copy !req
4. Oh! It's late.
To make it home before dark,Copy !req
5. we better take a shortcut
through the creepy cemetery.Copy !req
6. Nothing scary about that.
Not to a record-breaker like me.Copy !req
7. Attaboy, Mugsy.Copy !req
8. Sure is a lot of tombstones.Copy !req
9. Really starting to get dark now.Copy !req
10. Some might find that unsettling,
but not me.Copy !req
11. Good thing we're so brave.Copy !req
12. I can't think of a time
I've been less scared.Copy !req
13. - Nothing scary about a graveyard.
- Just a yard.Copy !req
14. - For playing.
- We have a yard.Copy !req
15. - We should vacation here.
- Live here!Copy !req
16. I never wanna leave!Copy !req
17. Well, I know what we're doing tonight.Copy !req
18. Things just got a lot more interesting.Copy !req
19. Go fish!Copy !req
20. Did you see that?
It slammed shut outta nowhere!Copy !req
21. Okay. Let's get a grip on ourselves.
That was probably the wind.Copy !req
22. Wind? What wind?
I didn't feel any wind. No wind.Copy !req
23. Oh, no, no, no! It won't budge!Copy !req
24. We're trapped!Copy !req
25. Relax. It just needs
a little elbow grease.Copy !req
26. Hm, stuck pretty good.Copy !req
27. What are we gonna do?!Copy !req
28. First, we're gonna calm down.Copy !req
29. But what about g-g-ghosts?Copy !req
30. Ah, banana oil! Ghosts ain't real!Copy !req
31. You hear that? We ain't real.Copy !req
32. We ain't?Copy !req
33. Looks like we're stuck. Eh.
Someone will open it in the morning.Copy !req
34. Till then, we'll spend the night
and make the best of it.Copy !req
35. S-s-spend the night?
But what about the ghosts?Copy !req
36. I don't like this, Cuphead.
I'm allergic to dead people.Copy !req
37. For the last time, Mugsy.
Ghosts ain't real!Copy !req
38. Now you clear a spot,
and I'm gonna get some firewood.Copy !req
39. We're separating?Copy !req
40. Well, do you wanna come with me
into the deep, dark woods?Copy !req
41. Is there a third, less terrifying option?Copy !req
42. Look, don't worry.
It'll be just like the movie.Copy !req
43. You think you're gonna be scared,
but then it won't be so bad.Copy !req
44. 'Cause why?Copy !req
45. 'Cause I'm a big, strong man?Copy !req
46. Well, sure.Copy !req
47. But also because ghosts ain't real.Copy !req
48. They better not be.
I'm all outta spare pants.Copy !req
49. Just relax.
I'll be back before you know it.Copy !req
50. That was an owl.Copy !req
51. Typical Mugman.Copy !req
52. Always getting himself
worked up over nothing.Copy !req
53. What was that?Copy !req
54. Who's there?Copy !req
55. Hello.Copy !req
56. Fireflies.Copy !req
57. Cuphead was right. Ghosts ain't real.Copy !req
58. You know,
it's actually kinda peaceful out here.Copy !req
59. Just the sounds
of the wind, the owl, the...Copy !req
60. Disembodied voice behind you.Copy !req
61. Real cute, Cuphead.Copy !req
62. Ha, ha, ha. Hilarious.Copy !req
63. I know you're trying to scare me,
but I'm not falling for your...Copy !req
64. ...tricks.Copy !req
65. Not funny, Cuphead.Copy !req
66. I thought it was right funny.
But I ain't never heard of no Cuphead.Copy !req
67. Top of the evening, love.Copy !req
68. Cuphead! Cuphead!Copy !req
69. Cuphead!Copy !req
70. I don't wanna alarm you,
but I think I saw a...Copy !req
71. Ghosts!Copy !req
72. I know it's scary, Mugsy,
but you gotta stop chattering your teeth.Copy !req
73. My teeth aren't chattering.Copy !req
74. A-ha!Copy !req
75. We gotta find a way out!Copy !req
76. Here's the way out.Copy !req
77. Here. Try this one.Copy !req
78. Over here. Over here.Copy !req
79. - Here. Here. Here.
- No! No! No!Copy !req
80. No more doors!Copy !req
81. Now do you believe in...Copy !req
82. Knock it off.Copy !req
83. We got a real problem here.Copy !req
84. One minute, we're all having fun.
The next minute, two cups are dead.Copy !req
85. Oh, them poor little cups.Copy !req
86. Shall we say a few words then?Copy !req
87. They're gone!Copy !req
88. Come on!Copy !req
89. - We made it.
- Safe at last.Copy !req
90. Hideous zombies!Copy !req
91. Die, zombie, die!Copy !req