1. Zombies are not as scary
as I thought they'd be.Copy !req
2. I'm proud of ya. You only needed
to change your pants three times.Copy !req
3. A new record.Copy !req
4. Oh! It's late.
To make it home before dark,Copy !req
5. we better take a shortcut
through the creepy cemetery.Copy !req
6. Nothing scary about that.
Not to a record-breaker like me.Copy !req
7. Attaboy, Mugsy.Copy !req
8. Hm…Copy !req
9. Sure is a lot of tombstones.Copy !req
10. Uh-huh.Copy !req
11. Really starting to get dark now.Copy !req
12. Some might find that unsettling,
but not me.Copy !req
13. Good thing we're so brave.Copy !req
14. I can't think of a time
I've been less scared.Copy !req
15. - Nothing scary about a graveyard.
- Just a yard.Copy !req
16. - For playing.
- We have a yard.Copy !req
17. - We should vacation here.
- Live here!Copy !req
18. I never wanna leave!Copy !req
19. Well, I know what we're doing tonight.Copy !req
20. Things just got a lot more interesting.Copy !req
21. Go fish!Copy !req
22. Huh?Copy !req
23. Did you see that?
It slammed shut outta nowhere!Copy !req
24. Okay. Let's get a grip on ourselves.
That was probably the wind.Copy !req
25. Wind? What wind?
I didn't feel any wind. No wind.Copy !req
26. Oh, no, no, no! It won't budge!Copy !req
27. We're trapped!Copy !req
28. Relax. It just needs
a little elbow grease.Copy !req
29. Hm, stuck pretty good.Copy !req
30. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
31. First, we're gonna calm down.Copy !req
32. But what about g-g-ghosts?Copy !req
33. Ah, banana oil! Ghosts ain't real!Copy !req
34. You hear that? We ain't real.Copy !req
35. We ain't?Copy !req
36. Shh!Copy !req
37. Looks like we're stuck. Eh.
Someone will open it in the morning.Copy !req
38. Till then, we'll spend the night
and make the best of it.Copy !req
39. S-s-spend the night?
But what about the ghosts?Copy !req
40. I don't like this, Cuphead.
I'm allergic to dead people.Copy !req
41. For the last time, Mugsy.
Ghosts ain't real!Copy !req
42. Now you clear a spot,
and I'm gonna get some firewood.Copy !req
43. We're separating?Copy !req
44. Well, do you wanna come with me
into the deep, dark woods?Copy !req
45. Is there a third, less terrifying option?Copy !req
46. Look, don't worry.
It'll be just like the movie.Copy !req
47. You think you're gonna be scared,
but then it won't be so bad.Copy !req
48. 'Cause why?Copy !req
49. 'Cause I'm a big, strong man?Copy !req
50. Well, sure.Copy !req
51. But also because ghosts ain't real.Copy !req
52. They better not be.
I'm all outta spare pants.Copy !req
53. Just relax.
I'll be back before you know it.Copy !req
54. That was an owl.Copy !req
55. Typical Mugman.Copy !req
56. Always getting himself
worked up over nothing.Copy !req
57. What was that?Copy !req
58. Ooh!Copy !req
59. Who's there?Copy !req
60. Whoa!Copy !req
61. Huh?Copy !req
62. Hello.Copy !req
63. Fireflies.Copy !req
64. Cuphead was right. Ghosts ain't real.Copy !req
65. You know,
it's actually kinda peaceful out here.Copy !req
66. Just the sounds
of the wind, the owl, the—Copy !req
67. Disembodied voice behind you.Copy !req
68. Real cute, Cuphead.Copy !req
69. Ha, ha, ha. Hilarious.Copy !req
70. I know you're trying to scare me,
but I'm not falling for your—Copy !req
71. …tricks.Copy !req
72. Not funny, Cuphead.Copy !req
73. I thought it was right funny.
But I ain't never heard of no Cuphead.Copy !req
74. Top of the evening, love.Copy !req
75. Cuphead! Cuphead!Copy !req
76. Cuphead!Copy !req
77. I don't wanna alarm you,
but I think I saw a—Copy !req
78. Ghosts!Copy !req
79. I know it's scary, Mugsy,
but you gotta stop chattering your teeth.Copy !req
80. My teeth aren't chattering.Copy !req
81. A-ha!Copy !req
82. Whoa!Copy !req
83. We gotta find a way out!Copy !req
84. Here's the way out.Copy !req
85. Here. Try this one.Copy !req
86. Over here. Over here.Copy !req
87. - Here. Here. Here.
- No! No! No!Copy !req
88. No more doors!Copy !req
89. Now do you believe in—Copy !req
90. Boo!Copy !req
91. - Oof!
- Knock it off.Copy !req
92. We got a real problem here.Copy !req
93. One minute, we're all having fun.
The next minute, two cups are dead.Copy !req
94. Oh, them poor little cups.Copy !req
95. Shall we say a few words then?Copy !req
96. Huh?Copy !req
97. They're gone!Copy !req
98. Come on!Copy !req
99. - We made it.
- Safe at last.Copy !req
100. Phew!Copy !req
101. Hideous zombies!Copy !req
102. Die, zombie, die!Copy !req