1. Boys!
Our favorite radio show is about to start!Copy !req
2. - Hey!Copy !req
3. You're not playing
with my lucky tire again, are ya?Copy !req
4. Of course not, dearest Kettle.Copy !req
5. - Hmm…
Live from beautiful Inkwell City…Copy !req
6. Phew!Copy !req
7. …it's everyone's favorite
game show, Roll the Dice!Copy !req
8. Featuring
your master of ceremonies,Copy !req
9. King Dice!Copy !req
10. All right.
Let's jump right in!Copy !req
11. Who will be the first lucky contestant
to Roll the Dice?Copy !req
12. - Will it be…
- Oh, me!Copy !req
13. You!Copy !req
14. - Yay!
- All right, Telephone!Copy !req
15. It's your lucky day, sir.
Get on up here and Roll the Dice.Copy !req
16. Ah, ah, ah!Copy !req
17. Don't touch.Copy !req
18. Now, all you gotta do
is make it through three rounds,Copy !req
19. then you get to enter
the mystery prize room.Copy !req
20. First up, Name That Tune!Copy !req
21. Ah! "Little Brown Jug."Copy !req
22. - Correct!Copy !req
23. Now, on to the trivia round!Copy !req
24. Which is the only mammal that cannot jump?Copy !req
25. Hmm…Copy !req
26. The elephant.Copy !req
27. - Correct!Copy !req
28. - Yeah!Copy !req
29. Show-offs.Copy !req
30. Now, for the final game.
All you gotta do is Roll the Dice!Copy !req
31. Roll any number
and you'll go to the mystery prize room.Copy !req
32. Oh, oh…Copy !req
33. We have a winner!Copy !req
34. You are one lucky phone!Copy !req
35. Now, off you go to the mystery prize room!Copy !req
36. We'll be right back.Copy !req
37. Hello?Copy !req
38. Uh-oh.Copy !req
39. Who's the host with the most, hmm?Copy !req
40. You are, you handsome devil. Mwah!Copy !req
41. Oh! You're terrible!Copy !req
42. Now, we return
to your favorite radio game show,Copy !req
43. Roll the Dice!Copy !req
44. Who will be our next lucky contestant?Copy !req
45. You! You're the next
contestant on Roll the Dice!Copy !req
46. Welcome to the show! Now, let go of my leg
and tell us a little bit about yourself.Copy !req
47. I'm Cuphead!
I like roller coasters, hot dogs,Copy !req
48. tilt-a-whirl, hot dogs,
flying swings, hot dogs,Copy !req
49. throwing up
and roller coasters in that order!Copy !req
50. What a lovely introduction. I—Copy !req
51. Wow! I can't believe
I'm standing next to the King Dice!Copy !req
52. You're way shorter in person.Copy !req
53. - So—
- Wait.Copy !req
54. Everyone in town can hear this, right?Copy !req
55. That's right. First—Copy !req
56. That's for you, Jimmy!
And you know what for.Copy !req
57. So, you're an entertainer, right?Copy !req
58. I'm kind of entertaining too.
I got a joke for you.Copy !req
59. These two cannibals are eating a clown,
and, uh… Wait. How did it go?Copy !req
60. Uh…Copy !req
61. Wait.Copy !req
62. Now, a quick word from our sponsor.Copy !req
63. We'll be right back.Copy !req
64. Get me the boss.Copy !req
65. Uh, hey, boss. Phone call.Copy !req
66. Urgh. This better be important.Copy !req
67. It's your number one calling.Copy !req
68. Who?Copy !req
69. King Dice? Your number one?Copy !req
70. Dice, you know I'm very busy.
What do you want?Copy !req
71. I just captured someone
you might be interested in.Copy !req
72. A certain… cup?Copy !req
73. You actually have him?Copy !req
74. Just sit back, relax,
and I'll deliver his soul directly to you.Copy !req
75. This is why you're my number one.Copy !req
76. - Oh, and number one?
- Yes?Copy !req
77. I hate disappointment.Copy !req
78. And we're back!Copy !req
79. First up, you need to—Copy !req
80. Name That Tune!Copy !req
81. Oh, that's too easy. It's…Copy !req
82. Wait. I know this.Copy !req
83. Hmm…Copy !req
84. "Sprinkle, Sprinkle, Mr. Car"?Copy !req
85. "Sprinkle, Sprinkle, Mr. Car"?Copy !req
86. Come on!Copy !req
87. - No.
- Aw.Copy !req
88. Hmm, then I better use my help line.Copy !req
89. My brother, Mugman,
is the smartest person I know.Copy !req
90. It appears
your help line is frozen in terror.Copy !req
91. Oh, right.
Mugman's got really bad stage fright.Copy !req
92. Aw, nuts!Copy !req
93. I guess I lose.Copy !req
94. Since your help line was frozen in terror,
you should get another chance.Copy !req
95. Shouldn't he, folks?Copy !req
96. - Give him another chance!Copy !req
97. What's the name of your favorite song?Copy !req
98. - Beautiful.Copy !req
99. Okay, Cuphead. Name this tune.Copy !req
100. But you just asked me my favorite song.Copy !req
101. Which song?Copy !req
102. "The Daring Young Man
on the Flying Trapeze"?Copy !req
103. - Correct!Copy !req
104. Yay!Copy !req
105. And now, on to the—Copy !req
106. Trivia round!Copy !req
107. Isn't he great, folks?Copy !req
108. Now, the dreaded Poodoo Cave Monster
lives in which cave?Copy !req
109. Hmm…Copy !req
110. The "Poodoo Cave" Monster.
Let's just think out loud a little.Copy !req
111. Say the name of the cave monster.Copy !req
112. Poodoo?Copy !req
113. Correct!Copy !req
114. Now, it's time to Roll the Dice!Copy !req
115. Roll any number and go straight
to the mystery prize room.Copy !req
116. Literally, any number.
It's basically impossible to lose.Copy !req
117. Then I'll get what's coming to me!Copy !req
118. Couldn't have said it better myself.Copy !req
119. Wait! I remember how the joke goes!Copy !req
120. Two cannibals are
hanging out eating lunch,Copy !req
121. which is a clown, see?
'Cause they're cannibals.Copy !req
122. One cannibal says to the other,
"Does this taste funny to you?"Copy !req
123. We'll be right back.Copy !req
124. No! We are not going to break!Copy !req
125. Roll the Dice!Copy !req
126. Roll the Dice! Roll the Dice!Copy !req
127. Watch this.Copy !req
128. How?Copy !req
129. Aw, dang it. I guess I lost.Copy !req
130. Oh, that's actually a good thing.Copy !req
131. When the dice shatter, you go directly
to the mystery prize room, yay!Copy !req
132. In you go.Copy !req
133. Hey! He lost!Copy !req
134. He's not supposed to get a prize.Copy !req
135. This show is rigged!Copy !req
136. - Shut up! Get in there!Copy !req
137. Boo!Copy !req
138. Rigged? Hmph!Copy !req
139. Come on, Mugsy.
Let's leave with our dignity intact.Copy !req
140. No! You have to win!Copy !req
141. You're going in that room
one way or another.Copy !req
142. Uh, Boss wants to see ya.Copy !req
143. It's "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"!Copy !req
144. Uh, gee, Mr. King Dice, sir,
I know this is a little bit awkward,Copy !req
145. but, um, could I get your autograph?Copy !req
146. Not the time.Copy !req
147. Hey-hey!Copy !req
148. Oh, um…Copy !req
149. You're way over there.Copy !req
150. Done some redecorating, I see.Copy !req
151. Uh…Copy !req
152. Say, um, how—Copy !req
153. So, Dice, you know Henchman, don't you?Copy !req
154. Hi!Copy !req
155. Yeah. I know Henchman.Copy !req
156. He's a big fan of your show.
Never misses an episode.Copy !req
157. Is… is that a fact?Copy !req
158. He was telling me that tonight,
you had your first loss. Ever.Copy !req
159. Look, I can explain!Copy !req
160. Silence!Copy !req
161. Huh?Copy !req
162. You had him
right in the palm of your hand!Copy !req
163. I am very, very disappointed!Copy !req
164. Give a second chance to your number one!Copy !req
165. You are no longer my number one.Copy !req
166. And you will not be hosting
your precious little show.Copy !req
167. But if I'm not hosting, then who?Copy !req
168. Ladies and gentlemen!
Tonight's master of ceremonies,Copy !req
169. the Henchman!Copy !req
170. Uh, hi!Copy !req
171. Time to Roll the D—Copy !req
172. Whoa!Copy !req