1. Boys!
Our favorite radio show is about to start!Copy !req
2. Hey!Copy !req
3. You're not playing
with my lucky tire again, are ya?Copy !req
4. Of course not, dearest Kettle.Copy !req
5. - Hmm...
- Live from beautiful Inkwell City...Copy !req
6. ...it's everyone's favorite
game show, Roll the Dice!Copy !req
7. Featuring
your master of ceremonies,Copy !req
8. King Dice!Copy !req
9. All right.
Let's jump right in!Copy !req
10. Who will be the first lucky contestant
to Roll the Dice?Copy !req
11. - Will it be...
- Oh, me!Copy !req
12. You!Copy !req
13. - Yay!
- All right, Telephone!Copy !req
14. It's your lucky day, sir.
Get on up here and Roll the Dice.Copy !req
15. Don't touch.Copy !req
16. Now, all you gotta do
is make it through three rounds,Copy !req
17. then you get to enter
the mystery prize room.Copy !req
18. First up, Name That Tune!Copy !req
19. Ah! "Little Brown Jug."Copy !req
20. Correct!Copy !req
21. Now, on to the trivia round!Copy !req
22. Which is the only mammal that cannot jump?Copy !req
23. The elephant.Copy !req
24. Correct!Copy !req
25. Yeah!Copy !req
26. Show-offs.Copy !req
27. Now, for the final game.
All you gotta do is Roll the Dice!Copy !req
28. Roll any number
and you'll go to the mystery prize room.Copy !req
29. We have a winner!Copy !req
30. You are one lucky phone!Copy !req
31. Now, off you go to the mystery prize room!Copy !req
32. We'll be right back.Copy !req
33. Hello?Copy !req
34. Who's the host with the most, hmm?Copy !req
35. You are, you handsome devil. Mwah!Copy !req
36. Oh! You're terrible!Copy !req
37. Now, we return
to your favorite radio game show,Copy !req
38. Roll the Dice!Copy !req
39. Who will be our next lucky contestant?Copy !req
40. You! You're the next
contestant on Roll the Dice!Copy !req
41. Welcome to the show! Now, let go of my leg
and tell us a little bit about yourself.Copy !req
42. I'm Cuphead!
I like roller coasters, hot dogs,Copy !req
43. tilt-a-whirl, hot dogs,
flying swings, hot dogs,Copy !req
44. throwing up
and roller coasters in that order!Copy !req
45. What a lovely introduction. I...Copy !req
46. Wow! I can't believe
I'm standing next to the King Dice!Copy !req
47. You're way shorter in person.Copy !req
48. - So...
- Wait.Copy !req
49. Everyone in town can hear this, right?Copy !req
50. That's right. First...Copy !req
51. That's for you, Jimmy!
And you know what for.Copy !req
52. So, you're an entertainer, right?Copy !req
53. I'm kind of entertaining too.
I got a joke for you.Copy !req
54. These two cannibals are eating a clown,
and, uh... Wait. How did it go?Copy !req
55. Wait.Copy !req
56. Now, a quick word from our sponsor.Copy !req
57. We'll be right back.Copy !req
58. Get me the boss.Copy !req
59. Uh, hey, boss. Phone call.Copy !req
60. Urgh. This better be important.Copy !req
61. It's your number one calling.Copy !req
62. Who?Copy !req
63. King Dice? Your number one?Copy !req
64. Dice, you know I'm very busy.
What do you want?Copy !req
65. I just captured someone
you might be interested in.Copy !req
66. A certain... cup?Copy !req
67. You actually have him?Copy !req
68. Just sit back, relax,
and I'll deliver his soul directly to you.Copy !req
69. This is why you're my number one.Copy !req
70. - Oh, and number one?
- Yes?Copy !req
71. I hate disappointment.Copy !req
72. And we're back!Copy !req
73. First up, you need to...Copy !req
74. Name That Tune!Copy !req
75. Oh, that's too easy. It's...Copy !req
76. Wait. I know this.Copy !req
77. "Sprinkle, Sprinkle, Mr. Car"?Copy !req
78. "Sprinkle, Sprinkle, Mr. Car"?!Copy !req
79. Come on!Copy !req
80. No.Copy !req
81. Hmm, then I better use my help line.Copy !req
82. My brother, Mugman,
is the smartest person I know.Copy !req
83. It appears
your help line is frozen in terror.Copy !req
84. Oh, right.
Mugman's got really bad stage fright.Copy !req
85. Aw, nuts!Copy !req
86. I guess I lose.Copy !req
87. Since your help line was frozen in terror,
you should get another chance.Copy !req
88. Shouldn't he, folks?Copy !req
89. Give him another chance!Copy !req
90. What's the name of your favorite song?Copy !req
91. Beautiful.Copy !req
92. Okay, Cuphead. Name this tune.Copy !req
93. But you just asked me my favorite song.Copy !req
94. Which song?Copy !req
95. "The Daring Young Man
on the Flying Trapeze"?Copy !req
96. Correct!Copy !req
97. Yay!Copy !req
98. And now, on to the...Copy !req
99. Trivia round!Copy !req
100. Isn't he great, folks?Copy !req
101. Now, the dreaded Poodoo Cave Monster
lives in which cave?Copy !req
102. The "Poodoo Cave" Monster.
Let's just think out loud a little.Copy !req
103. Say the name of the cave monster.Copy !req
104. Poodoo?Copy !req
105. Correct!Copy !req
106. Now, it's time to Roll the Dice!Copy !req
107. Roll any number and go straight
to the mystery prize room.Copy !req
108. Literally, any number.
It's basically impossible to lose.Copy !req
109. Then I'll get what's coming to me!Copy !req
110. Couldn't have said it better myself.Copy !req
111. Wait! I remember how the joke goes!Copy !req
112. Two cannibals are
hanging out eating lunch,Copy !req
113. which is a clown, see?
'Cause they're cannibals.Copy !req
114. One cannibal says to the other,
"Does this taste funny to you?"Copy !req
115. We'll be right back.Copy !req
116. No! We are not going to break!Copy !req
117. Roll the Dice!Copy !req
118. Roll the Dice! Roll the Dice!Copy !req
119. Watch this.Copy !req
120. How?Copy !req
121. Aw, dang it. I guess I lost.Copy !req
122. Oh, that's actually a good thing.Copy !req
123. When the dice shatter, you go directly
to the mystery prize room, yay!Copy !req
124. In you go.Copy !req
125. Hey! He lost!Copy !req
126. He's not supposed to get a prize.Copy !req
127. This show is rigged!Copy !req
128. Shut up! Get in there!Copy !req
129. Rigged? Hmph!Copy !req
130. Come on, Mugsy.
Let's leave with our dignity intact.Copy !req
131. No! You have to win!Copy !req
132. You're going in that room
one way or another.Copy !req
133. Uh, Boss wants to see ya.Copy !req
134. It's "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"!Copy !req
135. Uh, gee, Mr. King Dice, sir,
I know this is a little bit awkward,Copy !req
136. but, um, could I get your autograph?Copy !req
137. Not the time.Copy !req
138. Hey-hey!Copy !req
139. You're way over there.Copy !req
140. Done some redecorating, I see.Copy !req
141. Say, um, how...Copy !req
142. So, Dice, you know Henchman, don't you?Copy !req
143. Hi!Copy !req
144. Yeah. I know Henchman.Copy !req
145. He's a big fan of your show.
Never misses an episode.Copy !req
146. Is... is that a fact?Copy !req
147. He was telling me that tonight,
you had your first loss. Ever.Copy !req
148. Look, I can explain!Copy !req
149. Silence!Copy !req
150. You had him
right in the palm of your hand!Copy !req
151. I am very, very disappointed!Copy !req
152. Give a second chance to your number one!Copy !req
153. You are no longer my number one.Copy !req
154. And you will not be hosting
your precious little show.Copy !req
155. But if I'm not hosting, then who?Copy !req
156. Ladies and gentlemen!
Tonight's master of ceremonies,Copy !req
157. the Henchman!Copy !req
158. Uh, hi!Copy !req
159. Time to Roll the D...Copy !req