1. Let me get this straight.
You expect me to believe
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2. that you "sleep-ate" an entire container
of ice cream without waking up?
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3. You expect me to believe you did.
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4. And just who sleep-eats with a spoon?
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5. People with manners.
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6. You're nothing but a common thief!
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7. - You're the thief!
- No, you are!
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8. - No, you! No, you!
- No, you! No, you!
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9. Enough!
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10. You boys are family.
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11. No use getting bent out of shape
about little stuff.
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12. Just let it be water under the bridge.
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13. Now, here's five bucks.
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14. And some pocket lint.
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15. Go do something fun together.
You two are brothers.
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16. Why does he always get the five bucks?!
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17. And why does he always get
the pocket lint?
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18. No, you do!
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19. - No, you! No, you!
- No, you! No, you!
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20. Out!
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21. I say we just take the money
and buy some more ice cream.
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22. Look, if we invest it,
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23. we could have as much ice cream
as we want when we're older.
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24. But I want ice cream now!
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25. You don't have to be such a...
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26. Head right up, folks. We cast off
in a few minutes. Get on the boat.
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27. Hey, hey! Looks like we got
a couple of VIPs on our hands.
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28. Youse two want
the premium treatment, don't yas?
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29. What's with those gloves?
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30. - Ho-oh, we used to be pro boxers.
- Champions!
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31. But, our dear old ma,
she hated when we pounded each other.
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32. So we opened this club!
We're respectable types now.
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33. Anybody says different, I'll pound 'em!
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34. Ha-ha! Croaks is just kidding!
Check this out!
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35. Want an evening you'll never forget?
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36. We got first-class entertainments,
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37. ballroom dancing,
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38. and fine dining.
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39. Mugsy, look!
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40. "Free ice cream with entry."
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41. Ice cream!
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42. Not so fast!
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43. Cover charge is 20 bucks.
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44. We don't have that much.
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45. Hmm... Well, how much you got?
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46. Five bucks and some pocket lint.
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47. You know what $5 gets you?
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48. Ice cream?
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49. A kick in the pants!
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50. Did you see how far
I kicked that little punk?
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51. - You saying you better than me?
- So what if I am?
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52. Oh! Hello, Mr. Mayor., Mrs. Mr. Mayor.
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53. We're respectable types.
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54. Say any different and I'll pound you!
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55. This guy! Always with the jokes!
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56. Please, step right inside.
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57. This is an outrage!
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58. They stole our five bucks.
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59. - They kicked us in the river!
- The lint!
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60. Ice cream.
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61. I smell ice cream!
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62. Ooh... It's right under that vent.
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63. Look!
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64. - We're shoving off!
- Let's go!
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65. Oh, hey! How youse doing, huh?
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66. Looking good. Watch out for this guy.
Here comes trouble.
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67. You sure this is right?
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68. Shh, quiet! Someone might hear!
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69. Hey! How'd you bozos get in?
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70. Just kidding...
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71. You fine folks are paying customers.
You ain't bozos.
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72. Except for this clown.
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73. But seriously, folks,
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74. we'd like to start
the night off with a song.
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75. - You're stepping on my fingers!
- Watch it!
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76. We miss youse, Ma!
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77. Hey-o! Who's up there?
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78. Come here, firefly.
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79. Oh! Ow!, Hot, hot, hot! Ow!
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80. Ma's on fire!
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81. - You saying it's my fault?
- So what if I am?
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82. All part of the show, folks.
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83. Hey, you. Put out Ma.
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84. Make with the music.
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85. Sherman!
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86. Dorris? What are you doin' here?
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87. You stood me up again!
You're always workin'!
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88. Aw, sweetheart, I'm sorry.
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89. No more excuses!
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90. You missed my parents' "anniversiary."
You missed our "anniversiary!"
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91. Anniversary! It's "anniversary"!
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92. - That's what I said.
- No.
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93. You said "anniversiary."
And you said it twice.
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94. It's the only reason I brought it up.
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95. Here he goes again. Correctin' me!
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96. This is why I don't tell you things.
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97. Like how your meat's escapin'.
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98. Hey! It's right there.
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99. Now's our chance
to grab it and get outta here!
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100. Hey!
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101. Youse two bums didn't pay!
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102. And you stole our five bucks!
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103. Come here!
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104. Get back here, you little creeps!
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105. Hello, Mr. Mayor. Push in your chair?
How about a picture? Cheese!
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106. Cuphead! Cuphead! Cuphead!
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107. Get back here!
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108. Watch it! Come here, you.
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109. Ma!
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110. All part of the show, folks.
All part of the show!
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111. The ice cream!
Let's grab it and get outta here!
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112. Wait.
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113. I need to say something.
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114. I'm sorry, Cuphead.
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115. For sleep-eating my ice cream?
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116. I didn't sleep-eat it.
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117. I awake-ate it!
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118. I'm the worst brother ever!
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119. Hey! No, you're not.
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120. 'Cause I awake-ate your ice cream too.
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121. You did?
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122. It's so beautiful how youse two
forgive each other like that. Oh!
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123. We should try to be more like that.
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124. I'm sorry we's always fighting.
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125. Me too.
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126. Youse two are family now.
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127. And with family,
anything in the past is water under the...
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128. Our club! It's ruined!
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129. You saying it's my fault?
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130. So what if I am?
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131. Oh! Hello, Mr. Mayor., Mrs. Mr. Mayor.
I trust you had a wonderful evening.
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