1. Well, it's that time again, boys.Copy !req
2. I'm off to my weekly mustache wax.Copy !req
3. Now, remember. Two rules while I'm gone.Copy !req
4. Number one, don't touch my radio.Copy !req
5. It is my most prized object after all.Copy !req
6. And of course,
rule number two, no fighting!Copy !req
7. Hold it!Copy !req
8. Cuphead, why are we fighting again?Copy !req
9. Uh, 'cause we're not supposed to?Copy !req
10. Right!Copy !req
11. Back so soon, dearest Kettle?Copy !req
12. "Please take care of baby."Copy !req
13. Aw!Copy !req
14. How could someone leave
something so precious?Copy !req
15. Uh, Mugman?Copy !req
16. What are we supposed to do with a baby?Copy !req
17. We show it love, of course.
Just watch and learn.Copy !req
18. Hello, baby.Copy !req
19. My name is Mugman.Copy !req
20. Can you say Mu—Copy !req
21. Mama.Copy !req
22. That's right, baby! That's exactly right!Copy !req
23. - Boop!Copy !req
24. Well, then, I guess
that makes me Dada, doesn't it?Copy !req
25. Right? Dada?Copy !req
26. Mugman, why's it crying?Copy !req
27. You need to burp him, Cuphead!Copy !req
28. - I don't think it's working.
- Maybe he needs his diaper changed?Copy !req
29. - Or I could try burping him again.
- Yeah, that's a great idea.Copy !req
30. - It's all right, baby.Copy !req
31. Yeah. That's better.Copy !req
32. Mama!Copy !req
33. Hey, it worked!Copy !req
34. Boop!Copy !req
35. Did you see that? That thing bit me!Copy !req
36. Cuphead! Baby is not a "thing."Copy !req
37. Baby is a baby.Copy !req
38. I think you two need to learn to get along
while I prepare some baby food.Copy !req
39. And now, remember!Copy !req
40. All baby needs is love!Copy !req
41. Peekaboo! Peekaboo!Copy !req
42. Peekaboo!Copy !req
43. Now, baby, you know it's not polite to—Copy !req
44. Phew!Copy !req
45. Mama!Copy !req
46. Baby, no!Copy !req
47. Ow!Copy !req
48. Whee!Copy !req
49. Baby!Copy !req
50. I just knew they'd get along.Copy !req
51. - Now, baby—Copy !req
52. Phew!Copy !req
53. Bad baby! Bad—Copy !req
54. - Baby?
- Mama?Copy !req
55. Don't do it.Copy !req
56. Easy…Copy !req
57. Easy…Copy !req
58. Oh, come on!Copy !req
59. Cuphead! Glass on the floor?
Baby could get hurt!Copy !req
60. Well, baby broke the fish bowl!Copy !req
61. You were supposed to be watching baby!Copy !req
62. That baby is not a normal—Copy !req
63. Wait. Where's baby?Copy !req
64. Baby!Copy !req
65. Where'd it go?Copy !req
66. How should I know?Copy !req
67. There you are.Copy !req
68. Open up, baby!Copy !req
69. Open the door!Copy !req
70. You gotta listen to me.Copy !req
71. Something's wrong with that baby.
We gotta get rid of it.Copy !req
72. Not a chance, Cuphead.
Baby needs our love!Copy !req
73. What it needs is a leash!Copy !req
74. Cuphead! The way you're talking,
it's like you never even wanted a baby!Copy !req
75. I didn't!Copy !req
76. Oh, well, then…Copy !req
77. I guess I'll do all the parenting myself.Copy !req
78. Be my guest! Hmph!Copy !req
79. Baby? Would you be a darling
and open the door for Mama?Copy !req
80. Elder Kettle's radio!Copy !req
81. - No! Bad baby! Bad!Copy !req
82. Mama.Copy !req
83. Uh, I don't like
that crazy glint in his eye.Copy !req
84. Oh, nonsense, Cuphead.Copy !req
85. - But—
- Calm down.Copy !req
86. Wait right there.Copy !req
87. I've had this bear
since I was a tiny baby.Copy !req
88. It means the world to me.Copy !req
89. It was always there to cheer me up,Copy !req
90. and now it'll be there for you.Copy !req
91. I'm gonna kill that thing!Copy !req
92. Mugman, no! It's a baby!Copy !req
93. It's not a baby!Copy !req
94. - It's evil.Copy !req
95. It's gone!Copy !req
96. My eyes!Copy !req
97. That's it! I'm calling for help.Copy !req
98. Hello, Operator? Get me the police!Copy !req
99. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
100. He cut the line!Copy !req
101. Now what do we do?Copy !req
102. - Dresser.
- Huh?Copy !req
103. Dresser!Copy !req
104. - Chair.
- No. Dresser.Copy !req
105. No, chair!Copy !req
106. Whoa!Copy !req
107. Baby, no!Copy !req
108. Mama!Copy !req
109. No!Copy !req
110. Whoa!Copy !req
111. Huh?Copy !req
112. Door ripped off its hinges?Copy !req
113. Piano on fire?Copy !req
114. Fishbowl shattered? Fish missing?Copy !req
115. Antique china in pieces?Copy !req
116. Dresser smashed into wall?Copy !req
117. More fire?Copy !req
118. Eh. Boys will be boys.Copy !req
119. My radio!Copy !req
120. My most prized object!Copy !req
121. Baby did it.Copy !req
122. Mama.Copy !req
123. Aw!Copy !req
124. This little cutie-patootie?Copy !req
125. Oh!Copy !req
126. Bad baby!Copy !req
127. Mama.Copy !req
128. Boys! Help!Copy !req
129. Okay. On three.Copy !req
130. One,Copy !req
131. two,Copy !req
132. three!Copy !req
133. Aw!Copy !req
134. Mama.Copy !req
135. So cute!Copy !req
136. "Please take care of baby."Copy !req
137. Oh!Copy !req
138. Let's get you inside.Copy !req