1. Well, it's that time again, boys.Copy !req
2. I'm off to my weekly mustache wax.Copy !req
3. Now, remember. Two rules while I'm gone.Copy !req
4. Number one, don't touch my radio.Copy !req
5. It is my most prized object after all.Copy !req
6. And of course,
rule number two, no fighting!Copy !req
7. Hold it!Copy !req
8. Cuphead, why are we fighting again?Copy !req
9. Uh, 'cause we're not supposed to?Copy !req
10. Right!Copy !req
11. Back so soon, dearest Kettle?Copy !req
12. "Please take care of baby."Copy !req
13. How could someone leave
something so precious?Copy !req
14. Uh, Mugman?Copy !req
15. What are we supposed to do with a baby?Copy !req
16. We show it love, of course.
Just watch and learn.Copy !req
17. Hello, baby.Copy !req
18. My name is Mugman.Copy !req
19. Can you say Mu...Copy !req
20. Mama.Copy !req
21. That's right, baby! That's exactly right!Copy !req
22. Boop!Copy !req
23. Well, then, I guess
that makes me Dada, doesn't it?Copy !req
24. Right? Dada?Copy !req
25. Mugman, why's it crying?Copy !req
26. You need to burp him, Cuphead!Copy !req
27. - I don't think it's working.
- Maybe he needs his diaper changed?Copy !req
28. - Or I could try burping him again.
- Yeah, that's a great idea.Copy !req
29. It's all right, baby.Copy !req
30. Yeah. That's better.Copy !req
31. Mama!Copy !req
32. Hey, it worked!Copy !req
33. Boop!Copy !req
34. Did you see that?! That thing bit me!Copy !req
35. Cuphead! Baby is not a "thing."Copy !req
36. Baby is a baby.Copy !req
37. I think you two need to learn to get along
while I prepare some baby food.Copy !req
38. And now, remember!Copy !req
39. All baby needs is love!Copy !req
40. Peekaboo! Peekaboo!Copy !req
41. Peekaboo!Copy !req
42. Now, baby, you know it's not polite to...Copy !req
43. Mama!Copy !req
44. Baby, no!Copy !req
45. Whee!Copy !req
46. Baby!Copy !req
47. I just knew they'd get along.Copy !req
48. Now, baby...Copy !req
49. Bad baby! Bad...Copy !req
50. - Baby?
- Mama?Copy !req
51. Don't do it.Copy !req
52. Easy...Copy !req
53. Easy...Copy !req
54. Oh, come on!Copy !req
55. Cuphead! Glass on the floor?!
Baby could get hurt!Copy !req
56. Well, baby broke the fish bowl!Copy !req
57. You were supposed to be watching baby!Copy !req
58. That baby is not a normal...Copy !req
59. Wait. Where's baby?Copy !req
60. Baby!Copy !req
61. Where'd it go?!Copy !req
62. How should I know?!Copy !req
63. There you are.Copy !req
64. Open up, baby!Copy !req
65. Open the door!Copy !req
66. You gotta listen to me.Copy !req
67. Something's wrong with that baby.
We gotta get rid of it.Copy !req
68. Not a chance, Cuphead.
Baby needs our love!Copy !req
69. What it needs is a leash!Copy !req
70. Cuphead! The way you're talking,
it's like you never even wanted a baby!Copy !req
71. I didn't!Copy !req
72. Oh, well, then...Copy !req
73. I guess I'll do all the parenting myself.Copy !req
74. Be my guest! Hmph!Copy !req
75. Baby? Would you be a darling
and open the door for Mama?Copy !req
76. Elder Kettle's radio!Copy !req
77. No! Bad baby! Bad!Copy !req
78. Mama.Copy !req
79. Uh, I don't like
that crazy glint in his eye.Copy !req
80. Oh, nonsense, Cuphead.Copy !req
81. - But...
- Calm down.Copy !req
82. Wait right there.Copy !req
83. I've had this bear
since I was a tiny baby.Copy !req
84. It means the world to me.Copy !req
85. It was always there to cheer me up,Copy !req
86. and now it'll be there for you.Copy !req
87. I'm gonna kill that thing!Copy !req
88. Mugman, no! It's a baby!Copy !req
89. It's not a baby!Copy !req
90. It's evil.Copy !req
91. It's gone!Copy !req
92. My eyes!Copy !req
93. That's it! I'm calling for help.Copy !req
94. Hello, Operator? Get me the police!Copy !req
95. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
96. He cut the line!Copy !req
97. Now what do we do?!Copy !req
98. Dresser.Copy !req
99. Dresser!Copy !req
100. - Chair.
- No. Dresser.Copy !req
101. No, chair!Copy !req
102. Baby, no!Copy !req
103. Mama!Copy !req
104. No!Copy !req
105. Door ripped off its hinges?Copy !req
106. Piano on fire?Copy !req
107. Fishbowl shattered? Fish missing?Copy !req
108. Antique china in pieces?Copy !req
109. Dresser smashed into wall?Copy !req
110. More fire?Copy !req
111. Eh. Boys will be boys.Copy !req
112. My radio!Copy !req
113. My most prized object!Copy !req
114. Baby did it.Copy !req
115. Mama.Copy !req
116. This little cutie-patootie?Copy !req
117. Bad baby!Copy !req
118. Mama.Copy !req
119. Boys! Help!Copy !req
120. Okay. On three.Copy !req
121. One,Copy !req
122. two,Copy !req
123. three!Copy !req
124. Mama.Copy !req
125. So cute!Copy !req
126. "Please take care of baby."Copy !req
127. Let's get you inside.Copy !req