1. Yoo-hoo! Boys! Breakfast is ready!Copy !req
2. Be right there, Elder Kettle!Copy !req
3. Isn't he the greatest?Copy !req
4. Yeah. I can't believe how full
of life he is, especially for his age.Copy !req
5. Don't ya just love him?Copy !req
6. Mugman.Copy !req
7. I'm still in the "like" stage.Copy !req
8. Cuphead!Copy !req
9. What's not to love?!Copy !req
10. Well, for one thing,
he's dirty, filthy, and disgusting!Copy !req
11. He can't help the way he is.
Now let's eat. I'm starvin'!Copy !req
12. Maybe I am disgusting.Copy !req
13. Then I says...Copy !req
14. - My eyeballs are on fire!
- Why is it so bright?!Copy !req
15. Just your dear Elder Kettle
looking his shiny best.Copy !req
16. Not a single speck or smudge. No, sirree!Copy !req
17. Hope you love it.Copy !req
18. Hope it's in the "like" stage.Copy !req
19. What's with him?Copy !req
20. Get a load of this shine, would ya?Copy !req
21. I... Whoa!Copy !req
22. E-Everything's fine! Still shiny!Copy !req
23. Thanks for breakfast.Copy !req
24. See you later, Elder Kettle.Copy !req
25. Aw, that didn't go well.Copy !req
26. Wonder what they're saying about me now.Copy !req
27. Looks like we were wrong
about how great he's doing.Copy !req
28. Yeah, he's gone downhill.
We gotta do something fast.Copy !req
29. Did you hear a gasp?Copy !req
30. Uh, sorry about that, boys.
I just gasped twice and fell down.Copy !req
31. But I'm fine!
I'm walking away now! Toodle-oo!Copy !req
32. Let's be realistic, Mugsy. I don't think
we can take care of him anymore.Copy !req
33. Are you suggesting
that we send him away?Copy !req
34. Send me away?Copy !req
35. I'm not sure we have any choice.Copy !req
36. No!Copy !req
37. Elder Kettle? Are you okay?Copy !req
38. Never been better!
Just rearranging a few things.Copy !req
39. Here, let me help you.Copy !req
40. Shoo! Scat!Copy !req
41. I am perfectly capable
of doing things on my own.Copy !req
42. Are you okay, Elder Kettle?Copy !req
43. I'm not old!Copy !req
44. Uh, yoo-hoo!Copy !req
45. Boys!Copy !req
46. Watch this.Copy !req
47. Ta-da!Copy !req
48. - What are you doing?
- You poor elderly thing.Copy !req
49. I'm not hurt. Not one bit.Copy !req
50. I'm hip.Copy !req
51. My hip!Copy !req
52. Do you need some help?Copy !req
53. No! I'm fine!Copy !req
54. Now close the window or...Copy !req
55. or you're grounded!Copy !req
56. Aw, dishwater.
Now what are they gonna say about me?Copy !req
57. I know you love him, Mugsy,Copy !req
58. but what other option is there?
I mean, look at him.Copy !req
59. He used to be so full of life, but now...Copy !req
60. You're right, Cuphead.
We need to put him out of his misery.Copy !req
61. We should do it
sooner rather than later.Copy !req
62. He's not gonna suffer, is he?Copy !req
63. We'll make it
quick and painless.Copy !req
64. Poor Elder Kettle. What do you suppose
he was doing up that ladder anyway?Copy !req
65. Maybe fixing the roof?Copy !req
66. You know him.
He never slows down! He's so full of life!Copy !req
67. Not like this poor little guy.Copy !req
68. Let's go take care of it.Copy !req
69. Oh, what?...?Copy !req
70. What do we do with his body?Copy !req
71. We could bury him in the backyard.Copy !req
72. Yeah. That way,
he'll still kinda be with us.Copy !req
73. Agreed.Copy !req
74. They're gonna kill me!Copy !req
75. Oh where did things go so wrong?!Copy !req
76. Traitors.Copy !req
77. Get it together, Kettle.Copy !req
78. They're just two little boys.Copy !req
79. You're a decorated war hero!Copy !req
80. Keep digging, boys.Copy !req
81. Better make that hole big enough for two.Copy !req
82. Phew! That oughta do it.Copy !req
83. - Should we say a few words?
- Sure.Copy !req
84. Shoelace, mailbox,
slingshot, octopus, bagel, lipstick...Copy !req
85. Can we just bury the earthworm already?Copy !req
86. Ah! Nothing like the taste of fresh soil.Copy !req
87. He's alive!Copy !req
88. Thanks, Cuphead and Mugman.
You really helped a worm out.Copy !req
89. So long, fellas!Copy !req
90. It's a miracle!Copy !req
91. Let's tell Elder Kettle the good news!Copy !req
92. Elder Kettle! Whoa!Copy !req
93. - Wait!
- Hey, what gives?Copy !req
94. You almost tripped on something.Copy !req
95. Piano wire?Copy !req
96. And is that...Copy !req
97. a tiger trap in the living room?Copy !req
98. And look!Copy !req
99. Did someone grease the stairs?Copy !req
100. This whole room is booby-trapped.Copy !req
101. What is all this?Copy !req
102. Like what you see, boys?Copy !req
103. - Is that you?
- Elder Kettle?Copy !req
104. That's right!Copy !req
105. And guess what?Copy !req
106. You'll never take me ali...Copy !req
107. Wh-Wh-Whoa!Copy !req
108. I'm okay.
Still got the upper hand.Copy !req
109. Oh, boy! That really smarts!Copy !req
110. Ow! My leg!Copy !req
111. My other leg!Copy !req
112. I'm still okay.Copy !req
113. Elder Kettle! Elder Kettle!Copy !req
114. Please! Please don't kill me.Copy !req
115. What are you talking about?Copy !req
116. I heard what you said.Copy !req
117. I'm dirty and old and weak,Copy !req
118. and you're gonna put me out of my miseryCopy !req
119. and bury me in the backyard!Copy !req
120. - What?!
- No!Copy !req
121. We weren't talking about you.Copy !req
122. We were taking care of our pet worm.Copy !req
123. A worm?!Copy !req
124. So you weren't trying to kill me?Copy !req
125. Kill you?Copy !req
126. You're our Elder Kettle.Copy !req
127. We love you.Copy !req
128. I love you boys too.Copy !req
129. To imagine that I thought
that you two were gonna kill...Copy !req
130. Wh-wh-whoa!Copy !req
131. Yikes. He's not looking so hot.Copy !req
132. I guess we could bury him in the backyard.Copy !req
133. I'll get the shovels.Copy !req