1. Yoo-hoo! Boys! Breakfast is ready!Copy !req
2. Be right there, Elder Kettle!Copy !req
3. Isn't he the greatest?Copy !req
4. Yeah. I can't believe how full
of life he is, especially for his age.Copy !req
5. - Don't ya just love him?Copy !req
6. Mugman.Copy !req
7. Eh.
I'm still in the "like" stage.Copy !req
8. Cuphead!Copy !req
9. What's not to love?Copy !req
10. Well, for one thing,
he's dirty, filthy, and disgusting!Copy !req
11. He can't help the way he is.
Now let's eat. I'm starvin'!Copy !req
12. Maybe I am disgusting.Copy !req
13. Ah!Copy !req
14. - Then I says—Copy !req
15. - My eyeballs are on fire!
- Why is it so bright?Copy !req
16. Just your dear Elder Kettle
looking his shiny best.Copy !req
17. Not a single speck or smudge. No, sirree!Copy !req
18. Hope you love it.Copy !req
19. Hope it's in the "like" stage.Copy !req
20. What's with him?Copy !req
21. Get a load of this shine, would ya?Copy !req
22. I… Whoa!Copy !req
23. E-Everything's fine! Still shiny!Copy !req
24. Thanks for breakfast.Copy !req
25. See you later, Elder Kettle.Copy !req
26. Aw, that didn't go well.Copy !req
27. Wonder what they're saying about me now.Copy !req
28. Looks like we were wrong
about how great he's doing.Copy !req
29. Yeah, he's gone downhill.
We gotta do something fast.Copy !req
30. - Did you hear a gasp?Copy !req
31. Uh, sorry about that, boys.
I just gasped twice and fell down.Copy !req
32. But I'm fine!
I'm walking away now! Toodle-oo!Copy !req
33. Let's be realistic, Mugsy. I don't think
we can take care of him anymore.Copy !req
34. Are you suggesting
that we send him away?Copy !req
35. Send me away?Copy !req
36. I'm not sure we have any choice.Copy !req
37. No!Copy !req
38. Elder Kettle? Are you okay?Copy !req
39. Never been better!
Just rearranging a few things.Copy !req
40. - Here, let me help you.
- Ah!Copy !req
41. Shoo! Scat!Copy !req
42. I am perfectly capable
of doing things on my own.Copy !req
43. Are you okay, Elder Kettle?Copy !req
44. I'm not old!Copy !req
45. Oh!Copy !req
46. Eh.Copy !req
47. Uh, yoo-hoo!Copy !req
48. Boys!Copy !req
49. Watch this.Copy !req
50. - Oh!Copy !req
51. Ta-da!Copy !req
52. - What are you doing?
- You poor elderly thing.Copy !req
53. I'm not hurt. Not one bit.Copy !req
54. I'm hip.Copy !req
55. My hip!Copy !req
56. Do you need some help?Copy !req
57. No! I'm fine!Copy !req
58. Now close the window or…Copy !req
59. or you're grounded!Copy !req
60. Aw, dishwater.
Now what are they gonna say about me?Copy !req
61. I know you love him, Mugsy,Copy !req
62. but what other option is there?
I mean, look at him.Copy !req
63. He used to be so full of life, but now…Copy !req
64. You're right, Cuphead.
We need to put him out of his misery.Copy !req
65. We should do it
sooner rather than later.Copy !req
66. He's not gonna suffer, is he?Copy !req
67. We'll make it
quick and painless.Copy !req
68. Poor Elder Kettle. What do you suppose
he was doing up that ladder anyway?Copy !req
69. Maybe fixing the roof?Copy !req
70. You know him.
He never slows down! He's so full of life!Copy !req
71. Not like this poor little guy.Copy !req
72. Let's go take care of it.Copy !req
73. Oh, wha…?Copy !req
74. - What do we do with his body?Copy !req
75. We could bury him in the backyard.Copy !req
76. Yeah. That way,
he'll still kinda be with us.Copy !req
77. Agreed.Copy !req
78. They're gonna kill me!Copy !req
79. Oh where did things go so wrong?Copy !req
80. Traitors.Copy !req
81. Get it together, Kettle.Copy !req
82. They're just two little boys.Copy !req
83. You're a decorated war hero!Copy !req
84. Keep digging, boys.Copy !req
85. Better make that hole big enough for two.Copy !req
86. Phew! That oughta do it.Copy !req
87. - Should we say a few words?
- Sure.Copy !req
88. Shoelace, mailbox,
slingshot, octopus, bagel, lipstick…Copy !req
89. Can we just bury the earthworm already?Copy !req
90. Ah! Nothing like the taste of fresh soil.Copy !req
91. He's alive!Copy !req
92. Thanks, Cuphead and Mugman.
You really helped a worm out.Copy !req
93. So long, fellas!Copy !req
94. It's a miracle!Copy !req
95. Let's tell Elder Kettle the good news!Copy !req
96. Elder Kettle! Whoa!Copy !req
97. - Wait!
- Hey, what gives?Copy !req
98. You almost tripped on something.Copy !req
99. Piano wire?Copy !req
100. - Huh.
- And is that…Copy !req
101. a tiger trap in the living room?Copy !req
102. And look!Copy !req
103. Did someone grease the stairs?Copy !req
104. This whole room is booby-trapped.Copy !req
105. What is all this?Copy !req
106. Like what you see, boys?Copy !req
107. - Is that you?
- Elder Kettle?Copy !req
108. That's right!Copy !req
109. And guess what?Copy !req
110. You'll never take me ali—Copy !req
111. Wh-Wh-Whoa!Copy !req
112. Ooh!Copy !req
113. I'm okay.
Still got the upper hand.Copy !req
114. Uh-oh.Copy !req
115. - Ow!Copy !req
116. Oh, boy! That really smarts!Copy !req
117. Ow! My leg!Copy !req
118. - My other leg!Copy !req
119. - Ow!Copy !req
120. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
121. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
122. I'm still okay.Copy !req
123. Elder Kettle! Elder Kettle!Copy !req
124. Please! Please don't kill me.Copy !req
125. What are you talking about?Copy !req
126. I heard what you said.Copy !req
127. I'm dirty and old and weak,Copy !req
128. and you're gonna put me out of my miseryCopy !req
129. and bury me in the backyard!Copy !req
130. - What?
- No!Copy !req
131. We weren't talking about you.Copy !req
132. We were taking care of our pet worm.Copy !req
133. A worm?Copy !req
134. So you weren't trying to kill me?Copy !req
135. Kill you?Copy !req
136. You're our Elder Kettle.Copy !req
137. We love you.Copy !req
138. Aw!Copy !req
139. I love you boys too.Copy !req
140. To imagine that I thought
that you two were gonna kill—Copy !req
141. - Wh-wh-whoa!Copy !req
142. Yikes. He's not looking so hot.Copy !req
143. I guess we could bury him in the backyard.Copy !req
144. I'll get the shovels.Copy !req