1. So, you got that package?Copy !req
2. Yeah.Copy !req
3. One box of grenades.Copy !req
4. Two sacks of gunpowder.Copy !req
5. A spool of piano wire.Copy !req
6. And one tube of toothpaste.Copy !req
7. Spearmint.Copy !req
8. Nobody procures black-market goods
like you do, Porkrind.Copy !req
9. Shh! Don't use my real name!Copy !req
10. I like to keep a low profile.Copy !req
11. Hi, Porkrind!Copy !req
12. Today's the day, Porkrind.
We've been saving up our chore nickels!Copy !req
13. Can you guess
what we're gonna spend them on?Copy !req
14. No.Copy !req
15. The greatest game
in all the Inkwell Isles.Copy !req
16. Also, it's a little bit scary.Copy !req
17. Dirk Dangerous vs. The Volcano!Copy !req
18. Nickel me.Copy !req
19. Danger! Danger! Danger!Copy !req
20. Hey, Porkrind! Whatcha doin'?Copy !req
21. - That looks neat.
- Not for you.Copy !req
22. - What's in this jar?
- Hands off.Copy !req
23. - What about this?
- Classified.Copy !req
24. Whoa! Porkrind!Copy !req
25. A shoe!Copy !req
26. I found a shoe on the road
and put it on my foot.Copy !req
27. The shoe was too small.
I wore it anyway. I lost my shoe earlier.Copy !req
28. And it popped right on!Copy !req
29. I realized the shoe I found was my shoe!Copy !req
30. It wasn't too small.
Just a family of mice living inside.Copy !req
31. I named them. Wanna know
what I named them? I named the mama Ding.Copy !req
32. I named the papa Ding-Ding.Copy !req
33. I named their baby...Copy !req
34. Porkrind. Porkrind. Porkrind.Copy !req
35. Hey, Porkrind! Porkrind! Porkrind!Copy !req
36. You know, you two would be perfect
for a special job.Copy !req
37. Eh, never mind.
It's probably too dangerous.Copy !req
38. Dangerous?Copy !req
39. Dangerous?Copy !req
40. Oh, yeah. Very scary.Copy !req
41. I need a delicate package picked up
from this very dangerous location.Copy !req
42. "Mt. Eruptus"?!Copy !req
43. Mount Eruptus?Copy !req
44. Yep. That's the name of the place.Copy !req
45. I can sense within you the bravery
required to complete this mission.Copy !req
46. You, not so much.Copy !req
47. Well, I take offense.
I could be dangerous too.Copy !req
48. Yeah. Don't wait up for us.Copy !req
49. I'm not dangerous. How could I say that?Copy !req
50. - We gotta back out! I'm not up for this!
- I wanna go home!Copy !req
51. Oh, brother.Copy !req
52. Wait!Copy !req
53. Hold on there, Mugsy.Copy !req
54. Whenever I need a little extra confidence,Copy !req
55. I slap on these Dirk Dangerous goggles.Copy !req
56. These things have
some kind of magical power.Copy !req
57. Really?Copy !req
58. Would I lie
about something this important?Copy !req
59. I'm telling you, when I put these on,
I'm infused with confidence and bravery!Copy !req
60. Confidence and bravery?Copy !req
61. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
62. Cuphead, I'm feeling a little dangerous.Copy !req
63. That's the spirit!
Next stop, Mount Eruptus!Copy !req
64. There she is!Copy !req
65. This tub oughta do nicely.Copy !req
66. Shouldn't we get the one
that's most seaworthy?Copy !req
67. Dirk Dangerous doesn't do seaworthy.
He does dangerous.Copy !req
68. Now you're talking!Copy !req
69. I gotta tell you, Mug... man,Copy !req
70. now that you're so dangerous,Copy !req
71. I'm... even more excited
for this... adventure!Copy !req
72. Just wait till we go over the falls.Copy !req
73. The falls?!Copy !req
74. That was...Copy !req
75. sensational!Copy !req
76. You just follow me, Cuphead.Copy !req
77. These goggles give me a sense of adventure
you can't possibly comprehend.Copy !req
78. - What? What happened?
- Uh...Copy !req
79. Nothing! You just, uh, look so brave
in your goggles, which you're wearing,Copy !req
80. is all I wanted to say.Copy !req
81. Great. Let's move.Copy !req
82. Come on, Cuphead!
We gotta prove Porkrind wrong!Copy !req
83. Maybe we've had
enough danger for one day?Copy !req
84. We don't even know
what this delicate package is!Copy !req
85. Oh, yes, we do!Copy !req
86. Eggs are delicate packages.Copy !req
87. If we don't turn back, we're gonna die!Copy !req
88. Trust the goggles.
They haven't failed us yet.Copy !req
89. You lost the goggles!
You haven't been wearing them for hours!Copy !req
90. No... No goggles?Copy !req
91. No goggles?!Copy !req
92. This is bad. This is bad!Copy !req
93. I'm sorry, Mugsy.
I shoulda told you the goggles came off.Copy !req
94. Now we're gonna die!Copy !req
95. Wait. If I wasn't wearing the goggles,Copy !req
96. that means I did
that dangerous stuff without them!Copy !req
97. Don't you see, Cuphead?Copy !req
98. The goggles were inside me
this whole time!Copy !req
99. Gross. But I see your point.Copy !req
100. Watch this.Copy !req
101. Here's your delicate package, my good sir.Copy !req
102. Where have you guys been?
You were gone for three days.Copy !req
103. Well, what do you expect?
You sent us to the top of Mount Eruptus.Copy !req
104. Not the Mount Eruptus.Copy !req
105. Mt. Eruptus Cleaners!Copy !req
106. "Mt. Eruptus Cleaners"?Copy !req
107. Oh, well.Copy !req
108. I guess there's only one thing
left to do, then.Copy !req
109. Time to break my high score!Copy !req
110. - Uh, Cuphead?
- What is it, Mugsy?Copy !req
111. I'm feeling a little...Copy !req
112. ...dangerous.Copy !req
113. Nickel me.Copy !req
114. Oh, no, you don't!Copy !req
115. Here! Take it! And get out!Copy !req
116. Thank you, Porkrind!Copy !req
117. Fricking, fracking, lousy cups.Copy !req
118. Wait. If this ain't my laundry,
what the heck is it?Copy !req
119. An egg?Copy !req
120. Aw, cute.Copy !req
121. I know what I'm having for dinner.Copy !req
122. I hate those cups.Copy !req