1. So, you got that package?Copy !req
2. Yeah.Copy !req
3. One box of grenades.Copy !req
4. Two sacks of gunpowder.Copy !req
5. A spool of piano wire.Copy !req
6. And one tube of toothpaste.Copy !req
7. Spearmint.Copy !req
8. Nobody procures black-market goods
like you do, Porkrind.Copy !req
9. Shh! Don't use my real name!Copy !req
10. I like to keep a low profile.Copy !req
11. Hi, Porkrind!Copy !req
12. Today's the day, Porkrind.
We've been saving up our chore nickels!Copy !req
13. Can you guess
what we're gonna spend them on?Copy !req
14. No.Copy !req
15. The greatest game
in all the Inkwell Isles.Copy !req
16. Also, it's a little bit scary.Copy !req
17. Dirk Dangerous vs. the Volcano!Copy !req
18. - Nickel me.Copy !req
19. Danger! Danger! Danger!Copy !req
20. Oh.Copy !req
21. Hey, Porkrind! Whatcha doin'?Copy !req
22. - That looks neat.
- Not for you.Copy !req
23. - What's in this jar?
- Hands off.Copy !req
24. - What about this?
- Classified.Copy !req
25. Whoa! Porkrind!Copy !req
26. A shoe!Copy !req
27. I found a shoe on the road
and put it on my foot.Copy !req
28. The shoe was too small.
I wore it anyway. I lost my shoe earlier.Copy !req
29. And it popped right on!Copy !req
30. I realized the shoe I found was my shoe!Copy !req
31. It wasn't too small.
Just a family of mice living inside.Copy !req
32. I named them. Wanna know
what I named them? I named the mama Ding.Copy !req
33. I named the papa Ding-Ding.Copy !req
34. I named their baby…Copy !req
35. - Eee!Copy !req
36. Porkrind. Porkrind. Porkrind.Copy !req
37. - Hey, Porkrind! Porkrind! Porkrind!Copy !req
38. You know, you two would be perfect
for a special job.Copy !req
39. Eh, never mind.
It's probably too dangerous.Copy !req
40. Dangerous?Copy !req
41. Dangerous?Copy !req
42. Oh, yeah. Very scary.Copy !req
43. I need a delicate package picked up
from this very dangerous location.Copy !req
44. "Mt. Eruptus"?Copy !req
45. Mount Eruptus?Copy !req
46. Yep. That's the name of the place.Copy !req
47. I can sense within you the bravery
required to complete this mission.Copy !req
48. You, not so much.Copy !req
49. Well, I take offense.
I could be dangerous too.Copy !req
50. - Hmph!
- Yeah. Don't wait up for us.Copy !req
51. I'm not dangerous. How could I say that?Copy !req
52. We gotta back out! I'm not up for this!
I wanna go home!Copy !req
53. Oh, brother.Copy !req
54. Wait!Copy !req
55. Hold on there, Mugsy.Copy !req
56. Whenever I need a little extra confidence,Copy !req
57. I slap on these Dirk Dangerous goggles.Copy !req
58. These things have
some kind of magical power.Copy !req
59. Really?Copy !req
60. Would I lie
about something this important?Copy !req
61. I'm telling you, when I put these on,
I'm infused with confidence and bravery!Copy !req
62. Confidence and bravery?Copy !req
63. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
64. Cuphead, I'm feeling a little dangerous.Copy !req
65. That's the spirit!
Next stop, Mount Eruptus!Copy !req
66. There she is!Copy !req
67. This tub oughta do nicely.Copy !req
68. Shouldn't we get the one
that's most seaworthy?Copy !req
69. Dirk Dangerous doesn't do seaworthy.
He does dangerous.Copy !req
70. Ho, ho!Copy !req
71. Now you're talking!Copy !req
72. I gotta tell you, Mug… man,Copy !req
73. now that you're so dangerous,Copy !req
74. I'm… even more excited
for this… adventure!Copy !req
75. Just wait till we go over the falls.Copy !req
76. The falls?Copy !req
77. That was…Copy !req
78. sensational!Copy !req
79. You just follow me, Cuphead.Copy !req
80. These goggles give me a sense of adventure
you can't possibly comprehend.Copy !req
81. - What? What happened?
- Uh…Copy !req
82. Nothing! You just, uh, look so brave
in your goggles, which you're wearing,Copy !req
83. is all I wanted to say.Copy !req
84. Great. Let's move.Copy !req
85. Ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
86. - Phew!Copy !req
87. Come on, Cuphead!
We gotta prove Porkrind wrong!Copy !req
88. Maybe we've had
enough danger for one day?Copy !req
89. We don't even know
what this delicate package is!Copy !req
90. Oh, yes, we do!Copy !req
91. Eggs are delicate packages.Copy !req
92. Ow!Copy !req
93. If we don't turn back, we're gonna die!Copy !req
94. Trust the goggles.
They haven't failed us yet.Copy !req
95. You lost the goggles!
You haven't been wearing them for hours!Copy !req
96. No… No goggles?Copy !req
97. No goggles?Copy !req
98. This is bad. This is bad!Copy !req
99. I'm sorry, Mugsy.
I shoulda told you the goggles came off.Copy !req
100. Now we're gonna die!Copy !req
101. Wait. If I wasn't wearing the goggles,Copy !req
102. that means I did
that dangerous stuff without them!Copy !req
103. Don't you see, Cuphead?Copy !req
104. The goggles were inside me
this whole time!Copy !req
105. Gross. But I see your point.Copy !req
106. Watch this.Copy !req
107. Ah!Copy !req
108. - Whoa!Copy !req
109. Here's your delicate package, my good sir.Copy !req
110. Where have you guys been?
You were gone for three days.Copy !req
111. Well, what do you expect?
You sent us to the top of Mount Eruptus.Copy !req
112. Not the Mount Eruptus.Copy !req
113. Mt. Eruptus Cleaners!Copy !req
114. "Mt. Eruptus Cleaners"?Copy !req
115. Oh!Copy !req
116. Oh, well.Copy !req
117. I guess there's only one thing
left to do, then.Copy !req
118. Time to break my high score!Copy !req
119. - Uh, Cuphead?
- What is it, Mugsy?Copy !req
120. I'm feeling a little…Copy !req
121. …dangerous.Copy !req
122. Nickel me.Copy !req
123. Oh, no, you don't!Copy !req
124. Here! Take it! And get out!Copy !req
125. Thank you, Porkrind!Copy !req
126. Fricking, fracking, lousy cups.Copy !req
127. Wait. If this ain't my laundry,
what the heck is it?Copy !req
128. An egg?Copy !req
129. Aw, cute.Copy !req
130. I know what I'm having for dinner.Copy !req
131. Uh-oh.Copy !req
132. I hate those cups.Copy !req