1. It is time!Copy !req
2. For the daddy-daughter dance with Juniper.Copy !req
3. - And where's Dad?
- Where's Dad?Copy !req
4. He's not feeling good. He had ten cigars.Copy !req
5. I'm okay. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
6. One more whiskey, please.Copy !req
7. You need a break, sir.Copy !req
8. Another whiskey?Copy !req
9. I hope you don't mind.Copy !req
10. Yeah, I overheard you read that poem
for your daughter.Copy !req
11. I mean, who was that? Is it...Copy !req
12. is it Frost? William Carlos Williams?Copy !req
13. It's me. I wrote it.Copy !req
14. What?Copy !req
15. Am I crazy, or did that
kinda have a chorus in it?Copy !req
16. Yeah, it's a song.Copy !req
17. Wow!Copy !req
18. I mean, that thing
could probably be a hit.Copy !req
19. No, no, no, you look at Sabrina Carpenter.
I mean, these songs are popular.Copy !req
20. I mean, you know who's writing 'em?
Older guys.Copy !req
21. Well, I do sing my own songs.Copy !req
22. Really? You ever get out to L.A.?Copy !req
23. Mm, once. Just to see Mickey.Copy !req
24. And we had a special pass
so I could cut the kids.Copy !req
25. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Amazing.Copy !req
26. The only people I know
who get that kind of a passCopy !req
27. are in movies.Copy !req
28. - You know people in movies?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
29. I own a sheet metal company.
It's kind of a big deal around here.Copy !req
30. Oh, shit!Copy !req
31. You're writing those kinds of songs
and you run a sheet metal company?Copy !req
32. Hey, I just thought of something.Copy !req
33. Next time you're in L.A.,
I have some guys I know,Copy !req
34. studio musicians, that I'm sure
would love to hear what you've got.Copy !req
35. Drop me a line.Copy !req
36. I would love to know
what else is in your arsenal.Copy !req
37. Yeah. Speak.Copy !req
38. I don't know.Copy !req
39. I mean, the guy might be too dumb.Copy !req
40. I mean, I don't think he understood
anything I said to him.Copy !req
41. I don't know, I have no idea.Copy !req
42. - I don't understand.
- Are you Stacy Crystals?Copy !req
43. Can I help you, kid?Copy !req
44. You wrecked my dad's life.Copy !req
45. - Barb.
- Mm-hmm?Copy !req
46. Come on, don't you wanna grab the day?
First day with the money.Copy !req
47. Mm.Copy !req
48. I'm so tired, Ron.Copy !req
49. I think I drank too much
at Alice's house last night.Copy !req
50. You're being silly.
You were just too happy.Copy !req
51. Gosh, and George too.Copy !req
52. - Mm-hmm.
- He was like...Copy !req
53. God, he was like blackout.Copy !req
54. George is a cut-up.Copy !req
55. Barb, I'm gonna spend the day
trying to get my job back.Copy !req
56. Mm.Copy !req
57. I'm gonna do everything I can
to make everything easy for you.Copy !req
58. - Honey.
- All I want is you to be happy.Copy !req
59. Thank you.Copy !req
60. You know,
I was actually thinking about it.Copy !req
61. I was like, maybe you don't go back.Copy !req
62. Maybe you take this time to figure out,Copy !req
63. you know, what it is you do wanna do
and what makes you happy.Copy !req
64. Yeah.Copy !req
65. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good idea.Copy !req
66. Sorry. The video we got
from the RC guys was so long.Copy !req
67. Wait.Copy !req
68. - Get your fucking little toy...
- Hey, Ron?Copy !req
69. - Here.
- ... and get the fuck—Copy !req
70. Hey!Copy !req
71. - Ooh, wow.
- There is the push.Copy !req
72. Our aim today is to decide
whether we believe RonCopy !req
73. experienced an isolated freak impulse,Copy !req
74. leading to him overpowering Jeff,Copy !req
75. or whether this speaks
to a larger pattern of behavior.Copy !req
76. This is hard to do.Copy !req
77. Truly, I love sweet Ron.Copy !req
78. But everybody should have
seen this coming.Copy !req
79. The job was always too much for him.Copy !req
80. He was floundering from day one.Copy !req
81. And, frankly, it was scary to watch.Copy !req
82. I don't think he should be fired.Copy !req
83. Just...Copy !req
84. moved down three or four rungs.Copy !req
85. Or five.Copy !req
86. What are we talking about?Copy !req
87. He almost threw Jeff
down a hill like a rag doll.Copy !req
88. - He can't come back here.
- I agree with Alice.Copy !req
89. Ron could have really, really hurt Jeff.Copy !req
90. He's lucky he didn't do that to Ben,
because Ben would have kicked his ass.Copy !req
91. I'd actually beat Ben's ass.
He's just gym-strong.Copy !req
92. You couldn't beat Ben, no way.Copy !req
93. I could beat Ben
because he's just gym-strong.Copy !req
94. Hello?Copy !req
95. I've been looking into
the charges against Braccon.Copy !req
96. - There's some interesting things, and—
- Natalie.Copy !req
97. Natalie. It's over.Copy !req
98. - What?
- We gotta drop it.Copy !req
99. I can't say why, but we gotta stop.Copy !req
100. Dad, we gotta figure this out.
We're so close.Copy !req
101. I did figure it out.Copy !req
102. What?Copy !req
103. Oh, my God, what is it? Who is it?Copy !req
104. It might not be somebody
I can say, maybe ever.Copy !req
105. - Why?
- Natalie, if I told you why,Copy !req
106. then you'd know who it was, okay?Copy !req
107. You're gonna have to trust me
on this one, okay?Copy !req
108. It's really hard for me not to tell you,
but that's just the way it's gotta be.Copy !req
109. - Just tell me.
- I wanna tell the whole world,Copy !req
110. but I just can't.Copy !req
111. But you can tell me.Copy !req
112. I can't, Natalie.
I wanna tell the whole world.Copy !req
113. - I've been doing it with you.
- I know, and it's been so fun.Copy !req
114. I've really loved this time together,
I really have. It's been a blast.Copy !req
115. Your ham trick? So good.Copy !req
116. Well, thank God Wendy's was doing Carvers,
or else I wouldn't have had that idea.Copy !req
117. You would have thought
of something, Natalie.Copy !req
118. You can do anything. I love you a lot.Copy !req
119. You told your dad about Wendy's Carvers?Copy !req
120. Hey.Copy !req
121. Who threw my hat in the trash?Copy !req
122. Oh. Oh, Seth.Copy !req
123. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Seth. Seth, why are you—Copy !req
124. Seth, come here, come here, come here.Copy !req
125. Come on, buddy. What's going on, bud?
Just talk to me about anything.Copy !req
126. I don't wanna play basketball anymore.Copy !req
127. I love that you play basketball.Copy !req
128. But if you don't wanna play basketball,
you don't gotta.Copy !req
129. - Really?
- No.Copy !req
130. I don't know, it's just
my heart hasn't been in itCopy !req
131. for, like, the last year.Copy !req
132. And I found something
that I love so much more.Copy !req
133. You're happy,
you found something you love.Copy !req
134. That's all I need to hear.
I'm over the moon.Copy !req
135. What is it?Copy !req
136. Stop-motion animation.Copy !req
137. Like Rudolph?Copy !req
138. I mean, it's not all Christmas.Copy !req
139. I know, I've just seen the Christmas ones,Copy !req
140. and they're always just,
like, Santa can't do it.Copy !req
141. Yeah.Copy !req
142. But I think I wanna go to RISD.Copy !req
143. Then, I think that's what you should do.Copy !req
144. - You sure?
- Yeah.Copy !req
145. 'Cause I know you and Mom
were really counting on meCopy !req
146. to get the basketball scholarship.Copy !req
147. Seth, don't put that kind
of pressure on yourself, okay?Copy !req
148. You don't have to do that.Copy !req
149. That is not your job to do that.Copy !req
150. Wherever you wanna go,
Mom and I will figure it out.Copy !req
151. Sorry I haven't really
been around a lot, too.Copy !req
152. I was actually doing something.Copy !req
153. It was distracting me, but it was...Copy !req
154. it was really important.Copy !req
155. It's okay.Copy !req
156. But, Seth, it was something important.
It was really important.Copy !req
157. What was it?Copy !req
158. I can't tell you, pal, but trust me,
you'd be proud of your old man.Copy !req
159. What?Copy !req
160. Unfortunately, nobody can ever know.Copy !req
161. 'Cause if anybody knew,
then somebody close to meCopy !req
162. who thinks they earned something
that they didn't earn on their ownCopy !req
163. would find out, 'cause they only earned it
because they were trying to stop me.Copy !req
164. That's the only reason they got it.
So, I earned it for them.Copy !req
165. What?Copy !req
166. You're being so fucking weird.Copy !req
167. Hey!Copy !req
168. While we're deciding,
we're going to need someoneCopy !req
169. to take over Ron's responsibilities.Copy !req
170. I put together a list
of candidates in the right tier.Copy !req
171. I don't know.Copy !req
172. It's not that complicated.Copy !req
173. Let's just hold off for a second.Copy !req
174. I'm the only one out here who knows
they're doing something.Copy !req
175. I'm telling. I'm telling.
I'm telling, telling, telling,Copy !req
176. telling, telling, telling,
telling, telling, telling,Copy !req
177. telling, telling, telling,
telling, telling, telling...Copy !req
178. Hello?Copy !req
179. Hey. Ron.Copy !req
180. I know there's a lot going on,Copy !req
181. but I think you and I
could hash this thing out over a beer.Copy !req
182. I mean, we'll have a nice dust-up,Copy !req
183. and maybe we figure out a way
for you to come back here.Copy !req
184. I appreciate that, Jeff,
but I think I needCopy !req
185. a little more time to figure out
what my next move's gonna be.Copy !req
186. Next move?Copy !req
187. Yeah, I gotta think
about what's good for meCopy !req
188. and my family.Copy !req
189. Ron, you've embarrassed yourself
a lot here at Fisher Robay.Copy !req
190. But you finish this mall,Copy !req
191. and you get to be part
of something that's historic.Copy !req
192. Something that you'll be known for
after you're gone.Copy !req
193. But if you don't care about that...Copy !req
194. good luck, I guess.Copy !req
195. I'll think about it, Jeff.Copy !req
196. Go out and tell. Go out and tell.
Go out and tell. Go out and tell.Copy !req
197. I don't think you're gonna do it, Ron.Copy !req
198. I'm telling.Copy !req
199. "Columbus Herald" Tipline.Copy !req
200. Hello?Copy !req
201. Would you ever consider running a storyCopy !req
202. that's like a corporate
political fraud thriller?Copy !req
203. Like an embezzlement thriller
that doesn't name any namesCopy !req
204. and doesn't use any real specifics?Copy !req
205. What the hell are you doing?
Don't do this.Copy !req
206. Oh, shit.Copy !req
207. - Hello?
- Hello, is this Ron Trosper?Copy !req
208. Yeah, who's this?Copy !req
209. This is the "Columbus Herald" Tipline.Copy !req
210. - How did you—
- Look, we're really interestedCopy !req
211. in the story you were offering.Copy !req
212. Would you have any interest
in meeting with us?Copy !req
213. - Even if it's off the record?
- No.Copy !req
214. No, don't call me back, ever!Copy !req
215. - How do you know my name?
- Through the caller ID.Copy !req
216. You shouldn't have that. That's dangerous!Copy !req
217. Look, Mr. Trosper,
if you're aware of a public crime,Copy !req
218. - it's your responsibility to—
- I'm not.Copy !req
219. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not,
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not!Copy !req
220. Mr. Trosper, I'd just like
to ask you a few questions.Copy !req
221. This is not Mr. Trosper.Copy !req
222. This is a kid, this is a prank.Copy !req
223. I'm home alone at a sleepover,
and we're terribly behaved boys.Copy !req
224. Don't pull. Don't pull, that's right.
Very good.Copy !req
225. What the fuck?Copy !req
226. You don't answer my calls?Copy !req
227. You asked me to keep Braccon at the bar.Copy !req
228. I didn't know what to do.
What was I gonna do?Copy !req
229. I'm sorry, Mike, something happened.Copy !req
230. - What?
- We're just gonna have to drop this.Copy !req
231. It's over.Copy !req
232. What are you talking about?Copy !req
233. I've never done anything
good in my whole life,Copy !req
234. and then finally, this is something good.Copy !req
235. This is something where...Copy !req
236. where they're not gonna laugh at my grave,Copy !req
237. and people aren't gonna
sing a song when I die.Copy !req
238. - What?
- Scrooge.Copy !req
239. Scrooge. That really scared me.Copy !req
240. They were singing a song
and dancing on his coffin.Copy !req
241. And Scrooge, see, he didn't knowCopy !req
242. that they were celebrating
that he had diedCopy !req
243. when he was seeing it.Copy !req
244. Then he saw the coffin
and he went, "Uh-oh."Copy !req
245. So, if I get myself on
the front page of the papersCopy !req
246. because I took down a big company...Copy !req
247. then they're not gonna
celebrate when I die.Copy !req
248. And now, they might.Copy !req
249. - I'm sorry.
- Bullshit!Copy !req
250. I don't believe you're done.Copy !req
251. You're crazy about this thing.Copy !req
252. - I'm done.
- Fine.Copy !req
253. Then you can go back
to your little fancy jobCopy !req
254. and go to your family.Copy !req
255. Mike, you can go back to your family.Copy !req
256. Fuck you, Ron.Copy !req
257. Can I help you?Copy !req
258. Hi, I'm looking for Lynette.
Does Lynette live here?Copy !req
259. Oh, she's at work, but I'm her aunt.Copy !req
260. I am...Copy !req
261. I'm a friend of her dad's.Copy !req
262. Yeah, I became friends with Mike recently,Copy !req
263. but I just wanted to tell
Lynette something that he did.Copy !req
264. This really, really, really
good thing that he helped me with—Copy !req
265. Listen, you don't know
anything about that man.Copy !req
266. Yeah, I know that he does some bad—Copy !req
267. Go.Copy !req
268. Tell me what happened then.Copy !req
269. I don't know, she just flipped out on me.Copy !req
270. - She was so angry.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
271. Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
272. Tara and Natalie got into an argument.Copy !req
273. Oh, no. Why?Copy !req
274. Because I told you about
fucking Wendy's Carvers.Copy !req
275. Natalie, that's crazy.Copy !req
276. She signed an NDA.
She can get in a lot of trouble.Copy !req
277. I'm not gonna tell anybody
Wendy's is doing a nicer ham restaurant.Copy !req
278. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
279. It's just that now,
she says she doesn't trust me.Copy !req
280. - Aw.
- She has trust issuesCopy !req
281. 'cause she had an ex that cheated on her.Copy !req
282. I don't wanna talk about this anymore.Copy !req
283. - Okay.
- It doesn't matter.Copy !req
284. Alright. Yeah, honey,
just help her with this.Copy !req
285. - I'm trying to help her, Barb.
- Okay.Copy !req
286. - She's doing it herself.
- Okay, that's...Copy !req
287. Natalie. Natalie.Copy !req
288. This isn't because you were helping me outCopy !req
289. with the mystery, is it?
'Cause that's good.Copy !req
290. - That helps people.
- Look, Dad, leave me alone.Copy !req
291. Baby, no, no!Copy !req
292. That's not yours, that's chocolate!Copy !req
293. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
294. Come on, gotta go faster.
You need to sweat out the chocolate.Copy !req
295. It's important to sweat
all that chocolate out.Copy !req
296. Come on, a little faster.
We gotta go a little faster.Copy !req
297. Hold on, hold on, excuse me.Copy !req
298. No, Baby! Baby!Copy !req
299. Baby?Copy !req
300. Baby!Copy !req
301. Hi there.Copy !req
302. Hi, I'm sorry.
I was just looking for my dog.Copy !req
303. That's my dog. She's been missing.Copy !req
304. Someone stole her
just right from the yard.Copy !req
305. What? Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
306. I just bought her.
I've been taking good care of her.Copy !req
307. I'm glad Baby found her way home.Copy !req
308. Baby?Copy !req
309. Her name is Minnie Mouse.Copy !req
310. Come here. Come here.Copy !req
311. I want to show you something.Copy !req
312. Come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
313. In the shed.Copy !req
314. Right in there.Copy !req
315. Come on.Copy !req
316. What is this? What are we looking...Copy !req
317. Take a look at that.Copy !req
318. It's a brand-new shape.
Never been done before.Copy !req
319. Really?Copy !req
320. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
321. It's really beautiful.Copy !req
322. I've never seen anything like that before.Copy !req
323. Oh, my God!Copy !req
324. I saw that you got a pretty bad
bump on the head there.Copy !req
325. Are you okay?Copy !req
326. Yeah, I think so.Copy !req
327. I really do appreciate you
getting my dog back.Copy !req
328. I'm glad she's home.Copy !req
329. Me too.Copy !req
330. Could you post on Instagram
and Facebook that I saved your dog?Copy !req
331. Yeah, just take a picture
and then tag me and say,Copy !req
332. "This guy saved my dog.
I was really worried about her."Copy !req
333. I can do that.Copy !req
334. Alright.Copy !req
335. - Oh, that's a good one.
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
336. There we go.Copy !req
337. Aww.Copy !req
338. Hello?Copy !req
339. I'm not doing it anymore.
Talk to Alice. I'm done!Copy !req
340. Who's Alice?Copy !req
341. - What?
- Who's Alice?Copy !req
342. You're not with Alice?Copy !req
343. - No.
- You're not with Alice?Copy !req
344. Barb can find that money somewhere else.Copy !req
345. You get to be part
of something that's historic.Copy !req
346. - I wanna go to RISD.
- We don't even knowCopy !req
347. if Everpump's gonna work,
even with the money.Copy !req
348. I know that everyone was counting on me
to get the basketball scholarship.Copy !req
349. Figure out what makes you happy.Copy !req
350. For school?Copy !req
351. Ron.Copy !req
352. Ooh. Hey, Ron, you going out?Copy !req
353. Yeah, is that okay?Copy !req
354. I know why you're in a bad mood.Copy !req
355. I'm in a good mood.Copy !req
356. Look, George told me, you know.Copy !req
357. He said that he told you
that I know all about,Copy !req
358. you know, what you're
trying to figure out.Copy !req
359. Yeah, just, George told me
that you had figured it out,Copy !req
360. - and I just wanna—
- Yeah, and actually,Copy !req
361. I wanna let you know that I am very sorry
that I made fun of it.Copy !req
362. - What?
- I also said that you're so smartCopy !req
363. and you can do anything.Copy !req
364. And, you know, I thought,
what is he doing even,Copy !req
365. running around like this dumb detective?Copy !req
366. I was frustrated, Ron.
I was very frustrated.Copy !req
367. And that's what I said,
and I didn't mean anything of it.Copy !req
368. - That's what you said?
- Ron, I'm telling you,Copy !req
369. I wasn't trying to make fun of you.Copy !req
370. - That's fine, I don't care.
- Okay, listen.Copy !req
371. I think it was cute.
I think you were having a lot of fun—Copy !req
372. I said I don't give a shit, okay?
I don't care.Copy !req
373. Okay. Just letting you know.Copy !req
374. - I love you.
- Bye.Copy !req
375. Where is Baby?Copy !req
376. Hey, Ron.Copy !req
377. Come on.Copy !req
378. This is my friend Grego.
He's in town for the night.Copy !req
379. I thought we were just
talking work stuff tonight.Copy !req
380. We're just chilling out,
having a night, having a sesh.Copy !req
381. - What are you drinking?
- Just a beer, please.Copy !req
382. I'll get you a tequila. No lime.Copy !req
383. I hope you ate something greasy,
because we're going hard.Copy !req
384. He's the real deal.Copy !req
385. He seems cool.Copy !req
386. Harley gogo munchkin,
the little dime, went well.Copy !req
387. - Fuck off.
- I swear to God.Copy !req
388. - I'm dead serious.
- Holy shit.Copy !req
389. What about you, Ron?Copy !req
390. You probably got some crazy stories.Copy !req
391. Oh, no, I don't know if I have anything
as crazy as that, geez!Copy !req
392. I bet you got something. You look crazy.Copy !req
393. - I don't think I look crazy.
- Tell me something!Copy !req
394. Alright. Hey, Grego, relax, man.Copy !req
395. Ron's actually got it all figured out.Copy !req
396. You and me,
we're the ones who are fucked up.Copy !req
397. Ron, he's content
with a nice, simple life.Copy !req
398. He doesn't need to be constantly
searching for thrills.Copy !req
399. You know, actually,
I did something recently that was...Copy !req
400. really fucking crazy.Copy !req
401. - Ooh. Let's hear it!
- Ron!Copy !req
402. Alright, maybe you are fucked up.Copy !req
403. I don't know if I should tell.Copy !req
404. Hey, Ron, Ron. Code of silence.Copy !req
405. Stop being a tease, Rob.Copy !req
406. Alright.Copy !req
407. - This is fucking crazy.
- Next up is Jeff Levjman.Copy !req
408. - Jeff Levjman?
- Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.Copy !req
409. Hold that thought, Ron,
'cause I wanna hear that story.Copy !req
410. Yeah, here I am.Copy !req
411. - What version is this?
- What?Copy !req
412. What version of this song is this?
'Cause the key is all fucked up.Copy !req
413. It's just the regular version.Copy !req
414. - I wanna do a new song.
- I don't know what to tell you.Copy !req
415. I want to pick another song!Copy !req
416. - You gotta get back in line.
- Nobody minds.Copy !req
417. Everyone wants everyone
to get to do what they wanna do.Copy !req
418. If you wanna sing another song,
put your name back on the list.Copy !req
419. Fine, fine. That's what I'm doing.
Fine, I'm back on the list.Copy !req
420. Fuckin' asshole,
I had to put my name back in.Copy !req
421. Ron, I can do way better than that.Copy !req
422. When it's in my range,
when it's a song that I wrote,Copy !req
423. I can sail, man.Copy !req
424. Speakers here are shit.Copy !req
425. No, actually, the speakers are okay.Copy !req
426. Here, check out this track.
This is what I can do when it's mine.Copy !req
427. Wow. Wow, I see what you mean.Copy !req
428. - This is— this is awesome.
- Yeah.Copy !req
429. Listen to the next one. Listen to 'em all.Copy !req
430. I can sing, man.Copy !req
431. This is you?Copy !req
432. Yeah, I sing all of 'em.
I wrote all of 'em.Copy !req
433. Jeff Levjman, let's do this again.Copy !req
434. Fucking asshole.Copy !req
435. Red dress lady, beautifulCopy !req
436. Thank you for calling
Red Ball Market Global.Copy !req
437. Please hold for the next available agent.Copy !req
438. - Red Ball
- Lady beautifulCopy !req
439. - Worldwide services
- NationalCopy !req
440. Red dress lady beautifulCopy !req
441. Worldwide servicesCopy !req
442. It's the same song.Copy !req
443. It's the same voice.Copy !req
444. Maybe that Ron can help crack this.Copy !req
445. The Ron who's not such a big dork.Copy !req
446. I'm not a dork. You're a fucking dork,
you evil piece of shit!Copy !req
447. Could you please not lean on my wall?Copy !req
448. This is an office.Copy !req
449. I'll lean wherever
the fuck I want, asshole!Copy !req
450. I'll lean wherever the hell I want!Copy !req
451. Fucking hell.Copy !req
452. Oh, my God.Copy !req
453. Danny Donovan?Copy !req
454. What the fuck's Jeff doing
with a movie star?Copy !req
455. That's cool.Copy !req
456. Stacy Crystals.Copy !req
457. Where the hell is Alice?
Where the hell's Alice?Copy !req
458. Show me Alice!Copy !req
459. Stacy Crystals,
Stacy Crystals, Stacy Crystals,Copy !req
460. Stacy Crystals, Stacy Crystals,
Stacy Crystals.Copy !req
461. Leave a message.Copy !req
462. Call me back as soon as you can.Copy !req
463. We're not done.Copy !req
464. No one's gonna laugh at your coffin.Copy !req
465. We're gonna be goddamn heroes.Copy !req
466. Are you Ron?Copy !req
467. Lynette?Copy !req
468. Are you looking for your dad?Copy !req
469. Mike's not my dad.Copy !req
470. What?Copy !req
471. My dad died in a car accident.Copy !req
472. He was an organ donor,
and Mike was the manCopy !req
473. who received his heart.Copy !req
474. When I got married, I was so upsetCopy !req
475. my dad wouldn't be able
to attend my wedding.Copy !req
476. My mom had the idea to invite MikeCopy !req
477. to walk me down the aisle,
'cause in that way,Copy !req
478. my dad would be there in some way.Copy !req
479. It was a really beautiful moment.Copy !req
480. But then, Mike got mad
that my mom wouldn't hug him.Copy !req
481. She did hug him once,
but he kept wanting more hugs.Copy !req
482. And he kept grabbing at his heart,
saying, "I'm your husband."Copy !req
483. And he became obsessed with the ideaCopy !req
484. that he was my dad
and that he was married to my mom.Copy !req
485. Everyone was so mean to him.Copy !req
486. I just felt sorry,
so I tried to let him down easy,Copy !req
487. but then he read that
the wrong way, and...Copy !req
488. he...Copy !req
489. he tried to kiss me.Copy !req
490. He said, "Maybe the heart doesn't matter.Copy !req
491. "Maybe we could still date.Copy !req
492. "I'm attracted to you even more
than I was your mom,Copy !req
493. 'cause you're younger."Copy !req
494. We had to get a restraining order.Copy !req
495. He'd still come. He's...Copy !req
496. he's a scary man.Copy !req
497. Don't let him near your family.Copy !req
498. I'm sorry.Copy !req
499. He's family. That's family.
That's my brother.Copy !req
500. You said we were family.
Maybe next time I'm coming to your house.Copy !req
501. Who is this?Copy !req
502. You didn't fall out
of that chair by accident.Copy !req
503. Who are you?Copy !req
504. Are you ready to meet me?Copy !req
505. Slow down. Oh, my God.Copy !req
506. Stacy got shot? When?Copy !req
507. Does Danny know? Is he okay?Copy !req
508. Driving a Cadillac,
jerking my prick off at the same time.Copy !req
509. I get pulled over. I cum all over myself.Copy !req
510. Oh, look at him,
he's trying to suck his own cock!Copy !req
511. You fucking pig!Copy !req
512. I'm choking my chicken, get off my ass.Copy !req
513. - It's great.
- Yeah.Copy !req
514. Oh. Seth, this is great!Copy !req
515. What a talent! Let's watch it again.Copy !req
516. You brought me to my old high school?Copy !req
517. Not just yours.Copy !req
518. What?Copy !req
519. Lots of kids went here.Copy !req
520. This was all set in motion
when you were a boy.Copy !req
521. What are these?Copy !req
522. Put 'em above your head and look at 'em.Copy !req
523. Amanda's birthday panties.Copy !req
524. Oh, God!Copy !req
525. It all started in high school,Copy !req
526. when you were trying
to make the kids laughCopy !req
527. by spitting a gummy bear in the air
and catch it in your mouth.Copy !req
528. But you shot it too far
and it landed in her cleavage.Copy !req
529. Amanda never stopped thinking about that.Copy !req
530. Something about it made her crazy.Copy !req
531. That's why she broke your chair.Copy !req
532. With her mind.Copy !req
533. I've seen her move things before,
but those are mostly thingsCopy !req
534. she doesn't care about that much,
so they only move a little.Copy !req
535. A pencil. A bottle cap.Copy !req
536. A Tootsie roll. But now I know.Copy !req
537. When she wants something really bad...Copy !req
538. she can break it.Copy !req
539. Who are you?Copy !req
540. She's my girlfriend, you dirty fucker!
You did this!Copy !req