1. - Ron, calm down, man. Chill out.
- Get the fuck away from—
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4. Who wants to meet Baby? Baby's home.
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6. Hey, Baby's home!
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8. It's a puppy.
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9. - Feel how soft she is.
- Okay.
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- Going to school, Mom.
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11. - Seth's going to school!
- Oh. Okay, honey.
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- Love you.
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- You miss that? That's your brother!
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Her bladder's full.
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what are you doing?
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- What?
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- Ron!
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24. Baby bit the rat box. I don't know
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- I got a little suspended from work.
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- Jeff and I got into a little conflict.
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everybody!
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They're figuring it out.
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I have this whole family's back.
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for Nat's wedding.
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you've not been to one of those.
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- And I do my work.
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- Yes!
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- Now you're being an asshole, okay?
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How do you help this family?
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I keep everything together.
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- No. No, it vanished.
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- Worse than I'm doing!
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that didn't happen yet.
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an opportunity to be a success, Ron.
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- It absolutely does.
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- I don't know.
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I can't even believe you sometimes.
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I would go to Alice's party
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- I don't know what you're going to do.
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90. I'm sorry, the director's not in.
May I take a message?
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I really need to talk to her.
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I haven't seen her.
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96. I don't know that, doll.
I don't have a crystal ball.
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I wasn't thinking about a crystal ball.
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100. Fuck.
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101. Oh, shit.
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102. - Hey, Natalie.
- Mom said you pushed your boss
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- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It's just a small break.
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These are the alien eggs. We found 'em.
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111. I don't know, I'm trying to talk
to the city purchasing director.
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112. They would've had to approve
all the purchases.
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114. But they're ducking my calls,
and I definitely can't go in there now.
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115. - Why?
- Fucking pig.
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116. Worthless fucking pig. Piece of shit.
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117. I am gonna pull at every single thread
I've ever thought about.
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118. I'm gonna look into anything
and everything.
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119. I'm leaving no stone unturned.
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120. So, the exterminator said he found
some of these in my house.
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121. What the hell are these?
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122. These little bugs are attracted
to extremely hot areas.
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123. You find 'em in car engines,
space heaters,
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125. Yeah, Eric said you found some
in some government buildings.
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in the Public Works building.
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129. This is Detention and Probation.
I found three there.
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130. There were some in Public Utilities,
and across the street here...
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134. Oh, God, they stack the turkey.
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135. Oh, God, it's so good.
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136. Fucking cops everywhere!
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137. Fucking piece of shit pig!
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138. Oh. Oh!
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139. Oh!
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140. Do you know if these
porno pictures are connected
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142. Like, are they connected to,
like, corporate fraud?
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143. Or maybe these porno pictures
are connected to, like,
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144. embezzlement, or are a calling sign
for, like, an embezzlement team.
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145. Wow.
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146. This is some of
the newest stuff out there.
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147. This is? This is old.
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148. Right. Porn's in a really weird
place right now.
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150. - About a month ago.
- Oh!
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151. So, these were brand-new, then.
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152. - You have great taste.
- Thank you.
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who's serious about porn
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154. and not just using it to whack off.
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155. I do not just whack off to it.
I don't, it's not true.
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156. - You whack off to anything.
- No, I don't.
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take one last look
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159. to see if maybe there's
something bigger hidden within?
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160. Let me see if I recognize any of these.
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161. Oh, you're low on battery.
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162. - Let me help you out.
- Oh.
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163. Oh, my God, thank you so much.
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164. Yeah, I didn't even realize that.
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165. Hey! Hey, what the fuck are you doing?
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- I'm just taking your pictures.
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- Give me the damn phone!
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172. Why the hell is there soap in here?
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173. - This is all soap.
- Makes it look like it's waves.
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174. - It doesn't look like waves.
- It does.
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178. Thank you.
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179. Oh, shit! It's Tecca!
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181. - What the fuck?
- Go! Go!
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184. Oh!
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185. Hey! Get out of here!
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into this new phone,
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and update your setting preferences.
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188. - They go back to default.
- Okay.
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189. Oh, come on, I muted this chat.
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191. I don't know, but I certainly feel
like I got ripped off.
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I was not satisfied with to Tamblay.
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'cause it had short sleeves.
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as the one I'd returned,
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My prayers have been answered.
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like I had wanted.
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Brand-new.
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into the world now.
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which made it my hippie shirt.
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211. How do you like my hippie shirt?
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and licking the back,
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from when I sat on toothpaste.
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230. They made me think
I could wish things into the world.
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swapping out the parts,
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companies at full price.
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chairs at City Hall.
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owns Tecca or is involved with Tecca,
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- What? How?
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to deliver a ham to her,
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if she's not there.
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of hams around the house
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247. 'cause she's shooting hams, and they reek.
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248. Why's she shooting hams?
Is Wendy's coming out with a ham?
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249. Well, they might start
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251. Oh, wow! Will that be at all Wendy's?
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252. No. It's like a new, nicer Wendy's
called Carvers, and it has ham.
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253. Unbelievable. That's awesome.
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254. Like I thought, they didn't want the ham,
so they gave me her address.
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257. Hi, I'm looking for
a Teresa Bonaventura.
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258. Oh-ho, you found her.
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closer to my head?
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261. Yeah, we could get that
closer to your head.
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- Yeah.
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- Right over here.
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267. - Ah.
- There we go.
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269. Mm, yes, I am. Have been since I was 34.
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to come in since I got sick.
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take my picture every year.
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I wore a blue blazer and green pants,
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which swooped around
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282. Oh!
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283. Yes, yes, yes!
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284. What the hell happened to
my picture of the hairy pussy?
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285. - There's shit all over it!
- Come on, Mike, open up.
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287. Ow! My cock's ripping off!
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whatever they're doing with Tecca.
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meanwhile, they can buy
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- Who can?
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- Look, that's Greg Braccon.
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Nothing's ever stuck.
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We can go.
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- Yeah?
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- Yeah, no problem.
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- Aw, it's so good to see you.
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- Yeah, hi.
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and he was too polite
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- No.
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he brought home a new dog,
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- Oh.
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- Aw.
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- And I was wondering if you'd be
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You'll have plenty of time.
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- Yeah.
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- Pepper patty balls.
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- Oh.
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- Thank you.
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- Yeah.
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Collect some of those names.
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- And that is what I was—
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- Do you know when we're gonna eat?
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- What?
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- This guy, he keeps saying,
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- ... in your house, in the hot tub.
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grew up with him or something.
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in a hot tub before.
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- Ron, when can you get here?
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383. I'll get there as quick as I can, but
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he's gonna leave soon.
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Figure out a way.
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- Ah, been a while
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408. It's Oliver Probblo. I found her email.
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409. Fuckers at the store were useless.
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410. But they did get my stuff
off that smashed iPad.
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411. They found the email.
Okay, what was the "S" for?
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412. It wasn't Maggie S at all.
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413. That was a different person
I got in a fight with
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414. about some sunglasses I stole,
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415. and I was willing to go
to the grave saying I didn't.
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416. - Okay.
- The woman who took those pictures
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417. was Alice Quintana.
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418. Fuck. It doesn't go up, it goes down.
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419. Piece of shit. Is that a fucking pill?
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420. You were putting
a goddamn pill in my mouth!
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421. Yeah, eat this.
It's got rat poison in it.
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422. That's rat poison from a tooth!
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423. Get off him!
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424. What the fuck?
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425. The fuck is happening?
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426. I know it's you. I know it's you now.
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427. How do you know this little prick?
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428. He's my sister's son.
When you attacked him,
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429. he told me you were getting close.
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430. I was getting kinda close.
A lot of shit I didn't have a clue about.
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431. Why would you invite me to your house?
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432. Now, I know for sure it's you.
You run Tecca.
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433. You're stealing money from the taxpayers.
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434. You poisoned Teresa Bonaventura.
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435. - What?
- I think you poisoned
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436. Teresa Bonaventura to keep her home.
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437. To keep her mind sick, to kill her brain,
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438. so you could just buy as many chairs
as you wanted from the budget office.
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439. I didn't do anything to her.
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440. She's been out of it for many years.
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441. She's not out of it. She's perfectly fine.
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442. Teresa? She's not well at all.
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443. She's got the purest heart I've ever seen
in this whole world.
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444. And you used her signature,
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445. stealing money from the hard-paying people
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446. of these cities and counties.
It's a crime!
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447. Why the hell would you
invite me to this house?
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448. - That's crazy.
- I invited you
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449. because I invested
in your wife's business.
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450. And the money which you said I embezzled
is invested with your wife.
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451. You're part of the family now.
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452. That's why you're invited.
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453. - So?
- You really wanna do that to your wife?
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454. After she stood by you
with your Jeep tours?
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455. You really wanna ruin her chance
of raising enough money
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457. Yeah, because you did all that stuff,
and I've been trying to figure it out!
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458. Go out and tell.
Actually, the DA is right out there.
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459. She's a close friend.
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460. Oh, cool, you're friends with the DA.
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461. I'll tell your friend.
I don't see why you don't care.
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462. Because I don't think
you're gonna do it, Ron.
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463. Alice, I am gonna do it.
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464. Your plan didn't work.
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465. Barb can find that money
somewhere else, I'm sure.
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466. We don't even know if Everpump's
gonna work even with the money.
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467. A lot of these things don't work out.
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468. I'm definitely doing it.
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469. It sounds like you've got
a little to think about, Ron.
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470. I'm gonna go out there and be a good host.
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471. - I'll see you out there.
- Yeah, I'll see you out there.
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472. You're fucking stupid as shit,
you know that?
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473. Why would you put the same design
in every website?
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474. - Do you wanna know what it is?
- It's lines.
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475. - It's the color code to my life.
- What?
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476. Every color is a different woman
that I slept with.
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477. Well, first, I slept with pink.
Then, I slept with green.
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478. Then I slept with pink again,
and I married pink.
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479. And that's why this one's black.
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480. I'm telling.
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481. Double whiskey, neat.
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482. Ron.
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483. Ron.
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484. How's the mystery going?
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485. - What?
- Oh, sorry.
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486. I wasn't supposed to say anything,
but I think it's really cool.
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487. - What?
- Barb said that you're looking
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488. into a bad company.
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489. Barb knows about the mystery?
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490. Yeah, sorry,
I'm not supposed to say anything,
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491. but Natalie told her about it.
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492. I said, "What? Ron's not a detective.
He loves malls."
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493. But she said it's really cool.
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494. She said you're really smart
and you're running around.
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495. You can do anything.
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496. She said a lot of nice things about you,
like you were a superhero or something.
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497. It was really sweet.
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498. - Barb said that?
- Yeah.
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499. I'm trying to remember
the exact words right now
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500. but, yeah, it was sweet.
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501. And lastly, I just really want
to take an opportunity
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502. to thank you, Alice.
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503. It's really special
what you're doing for me,
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504. but also this beautiful, beautiful night.
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505. So, cheers. To Alice.
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506. - How 'bout this band?
- Yeah!
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507. I'm just so relieved that that is over.
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508. Sorry I was so stressed out, Ron.
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509. You know, when I was leaving the house,
I saw Baby all curled up
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510. on the couch, and it was really cute.
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511. I know you miss Larby.
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512. And with Seth, you know,
he's going off to college soon.
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513. I know your heart's
in the right place, Ron.
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514. Thank you so much
for supporting me tonight.
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515. - I love you so much.
- Of course.
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516. Without a question. I'm so proud of you.
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