1. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
2. It's all a bit, you know, real funny,
but it's a huge headache, you know?Copy !req
3. So, I just tracked down my old landlordCopy !req
4. 'cause the new bank
flagged my check or whatever.Copy !req
5. - Oh, they did that?
- Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
6. I don't know what that was all about.Copy !req
7. But, you know, I just probably
have to fill out some paperwork.Copy !req
8. You know, it's kind of
monotonous, they have to goCopy !req
9. through a lot of—
jump through all those hoops, but I know—Copy !req
10. Oh, my God.Copy !req
11. - I hope they don't see me looking.
- Here. Let's go. Let's go.Copy !req
12. Just don't look. Just don't look at him.
Don't look at him.Copy !req
13. - He bored you?
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
14. Oh, Ron, he was so excited to meet you.Copy !req
15. - Just...
- He...Copy !req
16. Well, that makes me feel bad.Copy !req
17. No. Mm-mm.Copy !req
18. Ah, yeah, he's boring as hell.Copy !req
19. Well. Oh, God.Copy !req
20. Did you have fun, at least?Copy !req
21. I don't know. I don't know. I think...Copy !req
22. You know what, sometimes
I just feel like it's time for a change.Copy !req
23. I like the work, I really do.Copy !req
24. It's just that the people are killing me.Copy !req
25. It's like, sometimes I—Copy !req
26. I'm just like, "Do it my way."Copy !req
27. Well, it sounds like you just
don't like having a boss.Copy !req
28. Yeah, I mean, maybe I don't.Copy !req
29. You should be your own boss anyway.
You're amazing.Copy !req
30. - Thank you, honey.
- Yeah.Copy !req
31. I have actually been thinking about it.Copy !req
32. I mean, really thinking about it.Copy !req
33. I mean, it's not fully fleshed out yet,Copy !req
34. but, you know,
when I had Seth and Natalie,Copy !req
35. I would be in meetings
and I would be trying to pump.Copy !req
36. And there was never anything on the marketCopy !req
37. that was kind of like a, you know,
a portable, stylish breast pump.Copy !req
38. And I thought to myself,
why can't I do that?Copy !req
39. Why can't I be the person
to bring that to market?Copy !req
40. And I reached out
to a couple of my friendsCopy !req
41. who went to business school,Copy !req
42. you know, just to see how hard
it would actually be.Copy !req
43. And it turns out, it's really doable.Copy !req
44. What the hell?
You've been thinking about this?Copy !req
45. Well, yeah!Copy !req
46. I just feel like if we're gonna
make a change,Copy !req
47. if I'm gonna try to do something,
this is the time, you know?Copy !req
48. You gotta blow it up and start over.Copy !req
49. I mean, I feel like I could do it.Copy !req
50. - Yeah. Yes.
- Yeah, right?Copy !req
51. Let's start over.Copy !req
52. - What?
- Let's quit our jobs.Copy !req
53. - Well, you too?
- Yeah, we'll both do it.Copy !req
54. I actually had an idea myselfCopy !req
55. that I've been thinking about
for quite a long time.Copy !req
56. Oh!Copy !req
57. What is it?Copy !req
58. Barb, it's something that I honestly thinkCopy !req
59. could help people,
and I think it'd be fun.Copy !req
60. - Okay!
- I mean, my dad helped peopleCopy !req
61. every day of his life.Copy !req
62. I'm not helping anybody at Fisher Robay.Copy !req
63. - Alright, you're drunk.
- Yeah, I'm drunk.Copy !req
64. Who gives a shit?Copy !req
65. And honestly, we should show the kids
that you don't have to settle.Copy !req
66. - Right.
- You can do something you love.Copy !req
67. - Yeah.
- Yeah. Yes!Copy !req
68. Wait.Copy !req
69. Are we doing this?Copy !req
70. Yeah.Copy !req
71. Oh, my God!Copy !req
72. He goes faster, too.Copy !req
73. How the fuck is he going so fast?Copy !req
74. Yeah. We should have never have sent
that fucking voicemail to Tecca.Copy !req
75. Look, I'll stay out here.
I'll watch the house for the night.Copy !req
76. It'll be okay.Copy !req
77. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, alright, alright.Copy !req
78. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
79. Ron?Copy !req
80. Oh.Copy !req
81. - Yeah?
- Oh! Hey.Copy !req
82. - Hey! Whoa!
- Yeah, I'm—Copy !req
83. - Hey.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
84. Scared the crap out of me.Copy !req
85. God, I just had this investor meeting,
and it just could not have gone worse.Copy !req
86. I was nervous, and then George
started drinking too muchCopy !req
87. and got all tongue-tied.
It was so bad.Copy !req
88. Ah, I'm so sorry,
those things can be just pure hell.Copy !req
89. Do you remember Susan Asso?
So, she created this thing.Copy !req
90. She's only been at it for a couple years,Copy !req
91. and she has an angel investor
just like that.Copy !req
92. They're selling in Brookstone.Copy !req
93. - What's it do?
- So, you put itCopy !req
94. on your eyelids like this,Copy !req
95. and then it gently
presses down and it vibratesCopy !req
96. and it somehow—
I guess it createsCopy !req
97. those, like, little lasers and squares,
and calms you down.Copy !req
98. Yeah, well, Brookstone is...Copy !req
99. Sucks.Copy !req
100. That's really bizarre.Copy !req
101. - Hello?
- Mike, this is bizarre,Copy !req
102. but I think they might be
putting something in the chairs.Copy !req
103. Like they're hiding something in it?Copy !req
104. I don't know.Copy !req
105. I don't know.Copy !req
106. What are you listening to?Copy !req
107. Pornos. Is that okay?Copy !req
108. You're watching pornos
outside of my house?Copy !req
109. I'm just listening to it.
I'll turn it off.Copy !req
110. I think I need to get one
of these chairs and rip it apart.Copy !req
111. What the hell?
Oh, I'm in a whole new website now.Copy !req
112. - Mike.
- Windows keep popping up.Copy !req
113. Fuck! Fuck! God damn it! Fuckin' thing.Copy !req
114. I at least gotta update it.Copy !req
115. Just stay out there.Copy !req
116. That's really bizarre.Copy !req
117. Hello.Copy !req
118. I'm here for the boys.
I'm gonna wrap them in towels.Copy !req
119. Excuse me?Copy !req
120. The 1965 Fab Four figure collection
you're selling, remember?Copy !req
121. I'm getting it for higher than I want,
and the paint's off Ringo's nose,Copy !req
122. and you don't care at all.Copy !req
123. I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
124. The Fab Four 1965 figure collectionCopy !req
125. that you're selling
for way higher than I'd like,Copy !req
126. and you're not knocking anything off,
even though Ringo's nose is gray.Copy !req
127. I really think you have the wrong address.Copy !req
128. This is the address listed on eBay.Copy !req
129. I'm not selling anything.Copy !req
130. - Then why did you list it?
- I didn't!Copy !req
131. Oh, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
132. I can't believe you're doing this.Copy !req
133. Shit.Copy !req
134. Shit. Shit. Shit!Copy !req
135. Okay, alright. Sorry for the mix-up.Copy !req
136. - Have a nice day.
- How?Copy !req
137. - Who was that?
- I don't know, some guyCopy !req
138. who thought I was selling
something on eBay.Copy !req
139. Oh, okay.Copy !req
140. He's still out there.Copy !req
141. - Can you go?
- No, I can't.Copy !req
142. Do you not see me crying?
I need time to cool down.Copy !req
143. Do you want me to go crazy
on your fuckin' lawn?Copy !req
144. Asshole.Copy !req
145. Okay, let's move on to Canton.
Alon, you have an update?Copy !req
146. Yes, and a fun one.Copy !req
147. We have received an overwhelmingly
positive responseCopy !req
148. to our Jim Brown sculpture idea.Copy !req
149. - Where's Douglas?
- He didn't show up today.Copy !req
150. I tried calling him, but no one picked up.Copy !req
151. Douglas Ashley.Copy !req
152. He's probably just embarrassed
from his mistakes party.Copy !req
153. You can't just not come in
'cause you're embarrassed.Copy !req
154. 'Cause after all...Copy !req
155. money makes the world go round, right?Copy !req
156. Thank you, Alon.Copy !req
157. And just so you all know,
Jeff has got a little treatCopy !req
158. coming for everyone tomorrow
'cause you all rock.Copy !req
159. I'm not quite sure what's happening.Copy !req
160. I'm sorry, I didn't realize
we had a meeting today.Copy !req
161. Oh, no. I want to introduce youCopy !req
162. - to Dr. Stevens.
- Dr. Stevens.Copy !req
163. He's coming from Loebleene HR Consultants
as an outside observer.Copy !req
164. Very excited.
This is a very exciting case.Copy !req
165. He's gonna observe you and Amanda
in a casual settingCopy !req
166. to make sure there's nothing of concern.Copy !req
167. What the hell?Copy !req
168. What does this have to do
with the chair breaking?Copy !req
169. We saw a picture of you
in your high school yearbookCopy !req
170. with your arm around Amanda,
and we're concernedCopy !req
171. because you told us
you didn't hang out in high school.Copy !req
172. I didn't hang out with her
in high school. She was...Copy !req
173. kind of a loser.Copy !req
174. She was a dork. She was...Copy !req
175. social suicide.Copy !req
176. Her mom worked
in the basement of the school.Copy !req
177. - In the basement?
- Yeah, she used to come outCopy !req
178. of this little door
in the hallway all dirtyCopy !req
179. to give Amanda her lunch.
She worked with the pipes or something.Copy !req
180. Hey, Ron, you have a phone call.Copy !req
181. I'm in a meeting.Copy !req
182. I think you should take this.Copy !req
183. - Hello?
- Mr. Trosper,Copy !req
184. this is the worst part of my job.Copy !req
185. We can't represent you.Copy !req
186. - Excuse me?
- You didn't make the cut.Copy !req
187. Your face is just a bit too extreme.Copy !req
188. - Who is this?
- This is MaltCopy !req
189. from Vendrome Faces Modeling Management.Copy !req
190. You submitted to be one of our models.Copy !req
191. I did not submit to be a model.
I don't know what this is.Copy !req
192. You did submit to be a model.Copy !req
193. I didn't, I don't want to be a model.
I know I'm not a model.Copy !req
194. Do me a favor.Copy !req
195. Don't ever contact me
or this office in your life.Copy !req
196. Hey, Ron.Copy !req
197. Sorry to bother you.Copy !req
198. You have any idea
what this treat's gonna be from Jeff?Copy !req
199. You think it's gonna be like a dessert
or like a book, or...Copy !req
200. I don't know.Copy !req
201. Okay. I'm just really worried.Copy !req
202. Arm around her? That's curtain call.Copy !req
203. She played a beggar.Copy !req
204. It's not like she was Merelda.Copy !req
205. It'd be crazy if I was Quasimodo
and I forgot she played Merelda.Copy !req
206. Hey! Oh, dear, what's happening?Copy !req
207. Why do we have so much
goddamn junk in this house?Copy !req
208. I need you out of my office, honey,
'cause I gotta work on my deck.Copy !req
209. - So...
- Another investor?Copy !req
210. Hopefully. Yes.
There's this very neat woman.Copy !req
211. She's really interested.
She actually— she referred to meCopy !req
212. as a badass mama bear.Copy !req
213. Oh, my God.Copy !req
214. And I thought, I gotta,
you know, hook that.Copy !req
215. - We'll see.
- It's cool.Copy !req
216. - Congratulations, that's super cool.
- Thank you. Oh!Copy !req
217. On Saturday, she asked me
if we would join her for dinner.Copy !req
218. I'll try to make it, but I'm—Copy !req
219. I'm super busy right now,
so just don't count on me.Copy !req
220. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
221. We'll see what happens.
We'll see how it all pans out.Copy !req
222. Yeah, we'll try.Copy !req
223. a material that's going to function
as padding for the breast,Copy !req
224. but then also something that
you can pop in the dishwasher.Copy !req
225. You know, it's something that
really can kind of be versatile.Copy !req
226. So, let's talk tomorrow about it.Copy !req
227. Okay. Thanks again. Alright, bye.Copy !req
228. How did it go with the investor?Copy !req
229. I couldn't get him to smile.Copy !req
230. What?Copy !req
231. I just kept looking over at him...Copy !req
232. waiting for him to smile.Copy !req
233. I was showing him everything,
all the trails,Copy !req
234. and wasn't impressed.Copy !req
235. So, I decided to go a little faster.Copy !req
236. You know, I thought if he felt
the breeze hit his face,Copy !req
237. he'd definitely smile.Copy !req
238. He didn't.Copy !req
239. So, I went a lot faster.Copy !req
240. Then, I saw this log
that I knew I could get over.Copy !req
241. And what happened?Copy !req
242. Couldn't get over it.Copy !req
243. He flew into the windshield.Copy !req
244. - What?
- He didn't go through it,Copy !req
245. but his head hit it straight on.Copy !req
246. And just like, shot back into his seat,Copy !req
247. and he, like...Copy !req
248. wasn't talking.Copy !req
249. Then, he started rubbing his handsCopy !req
250. going, "I don't know, I don't know,
I don't know, I don't know,Copy !req
251. - I don't know, I don't know."
- Ron, where is he right now?Copy !req
252. I took him back to the hotel.Copy !req
253. He said he just wanted to
get a little bit of sleep.Copy !req
254. Oh, my God.Copy !req
255. He just didn't get
what I was trying to do.Copy !req
256. He kept talking about bringing LED screens
to show videos of old dinosaurs.Copy !req
257. - That's an interesting—
- No, it's not!Copy !req
258. That's not what I'm trying to do.
It's all about trying to be in the moment.Copy !req
259. It's therapy for soldiers,Copy !req
260. so they can get used to peace time.Copy !req
261. So, you know,
they can still live on the edge,Copy !req
262. but it's not all as dangerous as war.Copy !req
263. I gotta go talk to Arturo.
He just sent me some new plans.Copy !req
264. He's got no idea what I'm going for.
He doesn't get it at all.Copy !req
265. Okay, and how much will that cost?Copy !req
266. It doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter. This has to work.Copy !req
267. We have to show the kids
that you can chase your dreams.Copy !req
268. - Yeah.
- This has to work.Copy !req
269. I'm not going back to Fisher Robay.
Ever.Copy !req
270. I'd rather die.Copy !req
271. I'd rather kill myself.Copy !req
272. Andrew Bohlo at Canton Natural DefenseCopy !req
273. is really worried about
the effects of the blastingCopy !req
274. on the local wildlife.Copy !req
275. I'll handle it. We have a way
to mitigate these things.Copy !req
276. - Yeah, I just want to—
- Oh, hold on for one sec.Copy !req
277. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.Copy !req
278. - Hello?
- Hi, this is CarolCopy !req
279. at Superstars Etc. Modeling Agency.Copy !req
280. Hope you're having a good day today,
Mr. Trosper.Copy !req
281. We just wanted to give you a call
and let you knowCopy !req
282. that you didn't get it,
but we're really closeCopy !req
283. - to the Inside Battery insert ad.
- What?Copy !req
284. They liked you,
but they went with Bahld Harmon.Copy !req
285. He's just done more.Copy !req
286. What the hell are you talking about?
Who's Bahld Harmon?Copy !req
287. Bahld Harmon! Legendary plump-sized model.Copy !req
288. Who is saying I want to be a model?Copy !req
289. Mr. Trosper, you've emailed us
and sent us many headshots,Copy !req
290. so we threw you on the pile
and you got close.Copy !req
291. - That's great.
- I never emailed.Copy !req
292. What was the email address you got?Copy !req
293. RonTro28@gmail.com.Copy !req
294. That's not me. That's not my email.Copy !req
295. Someone is talking as me.
What the hell is happening here?Copy !req
296. - I don't know, sir.
- There's somebody making people at workCopy !req
297. thinking I'm trying to be a model,
making me look crazy!Copy !req
298. Fuckers!Copy !req
299. Ron?Copy !req
300. Dr. Stevens.Copy !req
301. What are you doing?Copy !req
302. Just...Copy !req
303. calling my mom. Relaxing.Copy !req
304. Why are you in my temporary office?Copy !req
305. Why you ain't got nothin' in here?Copy !req
306. Well, that's why I got this.Copy !req
307. Can you please help me get one
of our office chairs out of the building?Copy !req
308. Can't you just wheel it out?Copy !req
309. I can't be seen wheeling it out.Copy !req
310. Just get it in my car.
It's a gray Chevy ImpalaCopy !req
311. with a Dublin Jerome High
bumper sticker on it.Copy !req
312. Thank you.Copy !req
313. What the heck? That guy beat me?Copy !req
314. Why do I even care?Copy !req
315. Hey, gang. Happy Thursday!Copy !req
316. For the next hour,Copy !req
317. there is a beignet truck
in the parking lot.Copy !req
318. Is it Ralph's or Miss Maddy's?Copy !req
319. Oh, Louis. Huh?Copy !req
320. Miss Maddy's, of course!Copy !req
321. It's a shame that Douglas isn't here.
He loves New Orleans.Copy !req
322. Douglas didn't come in again today?Copy !req
323. No.Copy !req
324. Louis, you live right by him, right?Copy !req
325. - Yeah, I do.
- Yeah.Copy !req
326. Maybe you should take him over a beignet,
you know, try to get him out of his funk.Copy !req
327. Okay, I'll bring two.
One I'll bring for him,Copy !req
328. and the other one,
I'll eat on the way in the car.Copy !req
329. - Sure.
- So glad I didn't have a sweet for lunch.Copy !req
330. I thought the treat was maybe gonna be
like a pocket gameCopy !req
331. or a piece of artwork.Copy !req
332. Something told me it was gonna be a sweet.Copy !req
333. Ron!Copy !req
334. - You gotta have Miss Maddy's.
- No, I am! I am!Copy !req
335. I've gotta see you eat one of these.Copy !req
336. Oh, you're gonna see me—
see me stuff it in my fat face.Copy !req
337. Okay.Copy !req
338. Alright.Copy !req
339. We should have never have sent that
fucking voicemail to Tecca.Copy !req
340. Where's Douglas?Copy !req
341. This is the address listed on eBay.Copy !req
342. You submitted to be one of our models.Copy !req
343. You emailed us and sent us many headshots.Copy !req
344. RonTro28@gmail.com.Copy !req
345. What the hell?Copy !req
346. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
347. What the fuck is going on here?Copy !req
348. Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, what is happening here?Copy !req
349. - You need to step back.
- What is happening? This is my house!Copy !req
350. - Sir! Sir!
- This is my house.Copy !req
351. - That's my family in there!
- Hey!Copy !req
352. That's my family in there!Copy !req
353. - Are you Ron Trosper?
- Yes! This is my house!Copy !req
354. Did you say you were donating
a big green egg to the station?Copy !req
355. Tecca donated my big green egg
to the police station.Copy !req
356. - What?
- Where the hell were you?Copy !req
357. I thought I was walking into a bloodbath.Copy !req
358. Look, I saw the cops,
so I took off, I'm sorry.Copy !req
359. I thought I was gonna see Barb's throat
ripped across the counter.Copy !req
360. - Oh, you gotta calm down, pal.
- God damn it.Copy !req
361. I don't know what Tecca's gonna do next.Copy !req
362. I gotta get my family outta here.Copy !req
363. - I don't know what to do.
- Look, I got a wayCopy !req
364. I can get your family out
without them knowing.Copy !req
365. I'd have to call in a favor from a friend.Copy !req
366. He's a really bad guy, but I can do it.Copy !req
367. Yeah, do it.Copy !req
368. What? Ron, where are we going?Copy !req
369. We're infested.Copy !req
370. - What?
- Yeah, it's a nightmare.Copy !req
371. Your husband found some bugs.Copy !req
372. We're gonna have to spray here ASAP.Copy !req
373. I found this one in your underwear drawer.Copy !req
374. It was all tangled up
in your tiniest little pair of panties.Copy !req
375. I might have to be here a couple days.Copy !req
376. Okay, well, let me go pack,
because I don't wanna—Copy !req
377. No, no, I already packed for you.
I got everything for you.Copy !req
378. - Honey, can you—
- Seth, let's go!Copy !req
379. Anyway, so we gotta go to the hotel,
and I'm gonna have to work fromCopy !req
380. a little business center
or something there for a few days.Copy !req
381. I don't know how long.Copy !req
382. You guys should just stay here.Copy !req
383. Tara has a huge guest room.
It's really nice.Copy !req
384. Your parents are staying here?Copy !req
385. But it's sex night.Copy !req
386. Just kidding. I'd love to have you.Copy !req
387. Oh, wow.Copy !req
388. That would— that's—
yes, honey, I would love that.Copy !req
389. That sounds so great.
That's so thoughtful.Copy !req
390. Yay! See you soon.Copy !req
391. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
392. - Bye.
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
393. - I know.
- Barb, stay at Tara's?Copy !req
394. Ron, we have to try to like Tara.Copy !req
395. I think Tara's cool.Copy !req
396. - Seth!
- Sorry.Copy !req
397. Seth, you're on the couch.Copy !req
398. - No whacking it. Not even edging.
- Yeah.Copy !req
399. And you guys are in the burger room.Copy !req
400. - Sorry about this. Sorry.
- No, no. Oh, no worries at all.Copy !req
401. I like to sleep in here
when my knee's bothering me.Copy !req
402. - Oh, is that right?
- Yeah, it is right now, but that's fine.Copy !req
403. I'm always saying to Natalie,Copy !req
404. we have too much junk in here,
in this room.Copy !req
405. - Well, it's her stuff.
- Yeah.Copy !req
406. Oh, God. Yeah, don't look at that.Copy !req
407. It's the new Wendy's burger.Copy !req
408. - Oh!
- It's the almond pimento burger.Copy !req
409. Yeah, it does not photograph well.Copy !req
410. Stinks.Copy !req
411. Well, doesn't stink.
It just smells like burger.Copy !req
412. That's good.Copy !req
413. Poor Seth.Copy !req
414. Incredible.Copy !req
415. Thank you, Doris.Copy !req
416. You have to tell us the story again.Copy !req
417. - Tell us.
- Again?Copy !req
418. - From the top.
- Okay, well, when—Copy !req
419. Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
420. - Louis is a hero.
- What?Copy !req
421. He saved Douglas' life.Copy !req
422. He found him on the floor of his kitchen.Copy !req
423. His refrigerator had fallen on top of him,
and he'd been under there for two days.Copy !req
424. Oh, my God.Copy !req
425. He even gave him a bathCopy !req
426. - before the paramedics got there.
- So sweet.Copy !req
427. Pretty cool, huh?Copy !req
428. Louis and Douglas. Crazy.Copy !req
429. Ron, I wanna talk to you
about that email you sent me.Copy !req
430. The email from your
personal email account.Copy !req
431. - I—
- I know how hard you work.Copy !req
432. But it's just not appropriate
to be asking for a raiseCopy !req
433. right now so aggressively.Copy !req
434. - Oh, my God. I don't—
- It just felt greedy, Ron.Copy !req
435. We all like getting paid money.Copy !req
436. But we don't say that.Copy !req
437. We don't say we love getting paid money.Copy !req
438. I know that. I'm sorry.Copy !req
439. I stole that fucker for you.Copy !req
440. This way, you can see
if something is in it.Copy !req
441. Hell is everybody? Hey!Copy !req
442. - Hey.
- Smelling good in here.Copy !req
443. - Really?
- Yeah, it's smelling really good.Copy !req
444. Oh. Tara makes me
add olives to everything.Copy !req
445. I think they're disgusting,Copy !req
446. but she says everything
is bland without them, so.Copy !req
447. You happy with Tara?Copy !req
448. What?
Dad, I'm marrying her.Copy !req
449. I know that, I know that,
but are you happy?Copy !req
450. I saw her take your art suppliesCopy !req
451. and just throw 'em in the closet.Copy !req
452. And you used to love art,
it was your dream.Copy !req
453. It was just a hobby, Dad.Copy !req
454. - I'm happy.
- It doesn't have to be art.Copy !req
455. I just feel like
you should find your own thingCopy !req
456. that you're passionate about,
and, you know, and justCopy !req
457. do everything you can to do it, you know?Copy !req
458. Dad, stop! You're stressing me out.Copy !req
459. I just don't want you to be
brought along with Tara,Copy !req
460. just supporting her.Copy !req
461. You do that for Mom, and you're happy.Copy !req
462. - What?
- I admire that.Copy !req
463. I really admire how
you're able to take a back seatCopy !req
464. to Mom and support her right now.Copy !req
465. Natalie.Copy !req
466. I'm not doing that.Copy !req
467. Oh. You're not?Copy !req
468. No. I'm not taking a back seat to anybody.Copy !req
469. Natalie...Copy !req
470. I'm doing something
that's beyond what anybodyCopy !req
471. could ever dream of.Copy !req
472. Natalie...Copy !req
473. I'm uncovering a vast criminal conspiracy.Copy !req
474. What are you talking about, Dad?Copy !req
475. I'm not joking, I'm serious.Copy !req
476. I'm dead serious.Copy !req
477. I think a chair company...Copy !req
478. might be being used
as a front to smuggle opioidsCopy !req
479. into the country by a major
pharmaceutical company.Copy !req
480. - How do you know that?
- This morning, Natalie,Copy !req
481. I took apart one of the chairs.Copy !req
482. I went through every part of it.Copy !req
483. I ripped it to shreds,
and I found something.Copy !req
484. There's a part missing.Copy !req
485. Ever since 1972, most chairsCopy !req
486. have a horizontal hydraulic lever
at the base of the chair.Copy !req
487. And this article I found about itCopy !req
488. says that this chair part
is called the chair appendix.Copy !req
489. Well, the Tecca chair that I took apart
has a hole for the chair appendix,Copy !req
490. but there's no appendix in there.Copy !req
491. That means it's coming
into the factory with the partCopy !req
492. and then somebody's taking it out.Copy !req
493. - Why?
- Well, the chair partsCopy !req
494. that are in the Tecca chair,
they're made in Hungary.Copy !req
495. And that's weird for chair parts.Copy !req
496. Most chair parts come
from other places in the world.Copy !req
497. But Hungary is famous for one thing.Copy !req
498. They're the biggest producers of thebaine,Copy !req
499. which they make OxyContin
and Oxycodone from.Copy !req
500. And thebaine can be like
a little poppy brush,Copy !req
501. like a little stick which could fit
in the chair appendixCopy !req
502. if the chair appendix is hollow.Copy !req
503. And the CFO
of the parent company of Tecca,Copy !req
504. this guy right here, Ken Tucker,Copy !req
505. he's on the board
of several other businesses.Copy !req
506. One of 'em is Brucell Pharma.Copy !req
507. I think they're smuggling
thebaine in through the damn chairsCopy !req
508. to get around the FDA and customs.Copy !req
509. No regulations.
Chairs are everywhere. They're invisible.Copy !req
510. They're nothing. Nobody thinks about 'em.Copy !req
511. It's perfect for an oxy-thebaine stick,
a poppy brush, perfect!Copy !req
512. Wow.Copy !req
513. - Can I see your phone?
- Yeah, absolutely.Copy !req
514. It's a little wet. I've been squeezing it.Copy !req
515. Oh.Copy !req
516. Holy shit, Dad, that's so smart.
How did you figure this out?Copy !req
517. Just figured it out 'cause I saw that.Copy !req
518. - Have you told Mom?
- Not yet.Copy !req
519. I've only told you so far.
I don't wanna worry her.Copy !req
520. It just seems really intense, Dad.Copy !req
521. Yeah, it could be huge.Copy !req
522. Well...Copy !req
523. I just want you to know...Copy !req
524. I love you, I trust you, and I got you.Copy !req
525. Oh, I mean, I love you,
I trust you, and I got you.Copy !req
526. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
527. Oh, my God! What the hell
are you doing to me?Copy !req
528. Don't say that shit. I love you so much.Copy !req
529. - I love you, too.
- Alright, now I gotta goCopy !req
530. - to be a hero to Mom.
- Mm.Copy !req
531. - Bye, Natalie.
- Bye.Copy !req
532. What part were you?
'Cause you were looking at me.Copy !req
533. I was looking at you when you were tellingCopy !req
534. - that story about Seth.
- About Seth.Copy !req
535. - And I thought she was gonna cry.
- Well, you know,Copy !req
536. I really felt like I was gonna cryCopy !req
537. - because I was really feeling it.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
538. Yeah, because you knew
what you were doing.Copy !req
539. - Well, I—
- You knew exactlyCopy !req
540. - what you were doing.
- You know what, I did.Copy !req
541. Ron, this is Steven. I found him.
I got Ken Tucker right here!Copy !req
542. Honey, I'm so sorry, I have to go.Copy !req
543. - There's a work thing.
- Okay. You okay?Copy !req
544. Yeah, everything's good.
Everything's good.Copy !req
545. I just gotta handle it right now.Copy !req
546. - Thank you so much.
- Yeah, of course. Okay.Copy !req
547. - Good night.
- Alright, good night.Copy !req
548. Good night, see ya, George.Copy !req
549. If I don't figure this out,
I'm absolutely fucked.Copy !req
550. What do I do? What the hell do I do?Copy !req
551. Add more jeeps, buy more land.Copy !req
552. I might— I think I might even
get a little more property.Copy !req
553. Put some more shit on it.Copy !req
554. What else is there? There's nothing there.Copy !req
555. There's nothing there.Copy !req
556. Just driving around.Copy !req
557. You get it. You understand.Copy !req
558. It's okay. He's gonna come out of it.Copy !req
559. All we can do is tell him that
we love him, we trust him...Copy !req
560. and we got him.Copy !req