1. This is my son. Your grandson.Copy !req
2. You're
a fucking disappointment.Copy !req
3. Get out of the building! Now!Copy !req
4. Butcher, stop!Copy !req
5. Everything you wanted.
He's right fucking there.Copy !req
6. And now you blink?Copy !req
7. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
8. the vice president of the United States.Copy !req
9. I know exactly what you're thinking.
Literally.Copy !req
10. Homelander wants
more Starlighters arrested.Copy !req
11. As long as you're useful,Copy !req
12. everything will come up Ashley.Copy !req
13. - Oh, my God, Sameer.
- Is that Zoe's dad?Copy !req
14. You're gonna make us
some more of that virus.Copy !req
15. Kimiko!Copy !req
16. You're still working on the virus,Copy !req
17. and you want Frenchie.Copy !req
18. Homelander's fuming.Copy !req
19. He's gonna executeCopy !req
20. Hughie, Frenchie, and M in about 36 hours.Copy !req
21. We need your help to break them out.Copy !req
22. You're fucking crazy.Copy !req
23. Mon coeur.Copy !req
24. Frenchie.Copy !req
25. What was I so afraid of?Copy !req
26. - Praise the Lord.
- Praise the Lord.Copy !req
27. Praise the Lord.Copy !req
28. We come together to mournCopy !req
29. - the one and only A-Train.
- Amen.Copy !req
30. He loved his country,Copy !req
31. his God,Copy !req
32. but, most of all, his captain.Copy !req
33. Homelander, amen.Copy !req
34. - Amen.
- Amen, sir.Copy !req
35. But...Copy !req
36. our martyred brother in Christ...Copy !req
37. was struck down...Copy !req
38. by that jezebel.Copy !req
39. That wily emissary of Satan himself,Copy !req
40. Starlight.Copy !req
41. That's right.Copy !req
42. Now, you know
that ain't no figure of speech, right?Copy !req
43. It ain't no metaphors in this house.Copy !req
44. Starlight and her minions
are literally possessed by demons!Copy !req
45. They're spewing vomit!Copy !req
46. They're eating babies!Copy !req
47. They're turning little boys
into little girls with garden shears!Copy !req
48. Lord have mercy!Copy !req
49. But we cast those demons out
of this house.Copy !req
50. - Amen!
- We fightCopy !req
51. hellfire with holy fire.Copy !req
52. - Mm-hmm.
- We fightCopy !req
53. with the ballot box.Copy !req
54. We fight with the ammo box!Copy !req
55. Matthew 10:34!Copy !req
56. "I do not come to bring the peace
but a sword!"Copy !req
57. You are not here to be blessed!Copy !req
58. You are here to do war!Copy !req
59. Amen!Copy !req
60. - Amen!
- Amen!Copy !req
61. Amen.Copy !req
62. Can you feel the Holy Ghost's power?Copy !req
63. I said, can you feel
the Holy Ghost's power?Copy !req
64. Then I need you to praise him.Copy !req
65. - Praise him!
- Praise him.Copy !req
66. Praise him for victory.Copy !req
67. - Praise him for America.
- Praise him!Copy !req
68. Praise him
for our superheroes.Copy !req
69. Hallelujah!Copy !req
70. Stand up!Copy !req
71. Stand up in the name of Jesus!Copy !req
72. My sweet boy.Copy !req
73. - Amen!
- Amen!Copy !req
74. - Amen!
- Amen!Copy !req
75. Amen!Copy !req
76. Welcome to the outskirts
of Erie, Pennsylvania,Copy !req
77. a charming little burgCopy !req
78. best known for its staggering amount
of fentanyl overdoses.Copy !req
79. Oh, and, uh,Copy !req
80. when you come in here...Copy !req
81. keep your mouths shutCopy !req
82. or I'll do the fucking lot of you.Copy !req
83. - You're still working on the virus.
- Not working.Copy !req
84. Sorted.Copy !req
85. Thanks to this diamond geezer.Copy !req
86. I found him not long after that bollocks
with Neuman and poor little Zoe.Copy !req
87. Well, you lot remember, don't you?Copy !req
88. When that cunt Homelander...Copy !req
89. brutally murdered them in cold blood.Copy !req
90. Poor sods.Copy !req
91. Didn't stand a chance.Copy !req
92. Sameer.Copy !req
93. Hi, I'm Hughie. I was friends with Vicky.Copy !req
94. I...Copy !req
95. I'm so sorry for your loss.Copy !req
96. Are you an idiot?Copy !req
97. He cut off your leg with a hatchet.Copy !req
98. And kept me prisoner. So did you.Copy !req
99. You shot me with the virus.Copy !req
100. Your leg regrew.Copy !req
101. All right, all right, listen.Copy !req
102. The only thing that matters
is we buried said hatchetCopy !req
103. so we could crack on
with the godly work of revenge.Copy !req
104. And, good news, Sameer's done it.Copy !req
105. As of last week,
that naughty little bug of hisCopy !req
106. is finally strong enough
to top Homelander.Copy !req
107. Well, so we reckon.Copy !req
108. We just need a little...Copy !req
109. dry run.Copy !req
110. This thing kills just Homelander?Copy !req
111. Or every Supe?Copy !req
112. Don't know.Copy !req
113. But we'll have a laugh
finding out, won't we?Copy !req
114. Jesus fucking Christ.Copy !req
115. Will it infect humans?Copy !req
116. Well, you know, we got to test it.Copy !req
117. We're close to Cleveland.Copy !req
118. You wish to test it on Rock Hard, non?Copy !req
119. I'm glad you're back, mate.Copy !req
120. Rock Hard?Copy !req
121. A member of Teenage Kix.Copy !req
122. Rock Hard is a living mountain.Copy !req
123. Nine hundred pounds of walking granite.Copy !req
124. Hasn't been seen since his unspeakable
acts at the Lincoln Memorial, non?Copy !req
125. Oh, he skull-fucked Lincoln in the ear,Copy !req
126. filled it with so much hot cum
it burst out of his mouth.Copy !req
127. Which...Copy !req
128. makes Rock Hard the perfect lab rat.Copy !req
129. Indestructible or nearly,Copy !req
130. almost as strong as Homelander,Copy !req
131. and no one gives a fuck about him.Copy !req
132. So we nip in,Copy !req
133. twat him, bring him back here
for a dose of kill juice.Copy !req
134. Lemon fucking squeezy.Copy !req
135. So...Copy !req
136. let's get cracking.Copy !req
137. We got to stop the hate
crimes against Supes before they start.Copy !req
138. With President Calhoun's
Freedom To Be Free Act,Copy !req
139. local superheroes
can now apprehend StarlightersCopy !req
140. before they commit any more violence.Copy !req
141. Here you go.Copy !req
142. Where'd you get these from?Copy !req
143. Just friends. But...Copy !req
144. they don't need 'em anymore.Copy !req
145. So,Copy !req
146. how are we gonna do it?Copy !req
147. - Do what?
- Get the virus away from Butcher.Copy !req
148. - We kill him.
- No, we're not gonna kill him.Copy !req
149. We're not just gonna go along
with this, right?Copy !req
150. I'm sorry, do we all have amnesia?Copy !req
151. Have we forgotten how fucked Butcher is?Copy !req
152. He murdered Vicky
in front of her daughter.Copy !req
153. Now he wants to murder every Supe
on the planet, which includes you.Copy !req
154. I say we take the virus and we run.Copy !req
155. - Or kill him.
- Look,Copy !req
156. it's 10,000 Supes to save
eight billion people worldwide.Copy !req
157. That's a good price in any war.Copy !req
158. Look, kid.Copy !req
159. It's a shit decision, all right?
We're not denying that.Copy !req
160. But they're out there
wrangling people up as we speak.Copy !req
161. - We don't have a motherfucking choice.
- Yes,Copy !req
162. there is a choice,
and, no, it's not yours to make.Copy !req
163. You're not the one who's going to die.Copy !req
164. Right?Copy !req
165. Why do you always give in to them?Copy !req
166. Kimiko, please.Copy !req
167. Wait!Copy !req
168. Hey.Copy !req
169. So...Copy !req
170. it's been a tough year.Copy !req
171. No. No.Copy !req
172. I mean, I have been at Epcot, mostly.Copy !req
173. Huh.Copy !req
174. Why do you bring it up?Copy !req
175. Just your whole vibe.Copy !req
176. Ditching Ivy and I at the camp.Copy !req
177. You're siding with Butcher.
Your hair's different.Copy !req
178. Okay, not so much about the hair.Copy !req
179. It's just, uh...Copy !req
180. Annie,Copy !req
181. whatever you had to do...Copy !req
182. I get it.Copy !req
183. It's okay.Copy !req
184. We can...Copy !req
185. We can figure this out.Copy !req
186. - We can...
- Talk?Copy !req
187. Yeah.Copy !req
188. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
189. Or...Copy !req
190. counterpoint...Copy !req
191. not talk.Copy !req
192. I mean...Copy !req
193. Yeah, that's a...Copy !req
194. that's a pretty compelling point.Copy !req
195. Mmm.Copy !req
196. You stood there.Copy !req
197. Mon coeur, listen—Copy !req
198. Chewed off. Sliced in two by Homelander.Copy !req
199. Shot here, here, here.Copy !req
200. It hurt every time. But the virus?Copy !req
201. That was the only time I wanted to die!Copy !req
202. The pain.Copy !req
203. Agony! Fucking agony!Copy !req
204. Butcher's going to do that to me.Copy !req
205. And you're okay with it!Copy !req
206. No.Copy !req
207. On my life, I'm not.Copy !req
208. But this is happeningCopy !req
209. with or without us.Copy !req
210. So I must learn everything I can
about this pestilence,Copy !req
211. so I can protect you.Copy !req
212. I spent every day of the last year...Copy !req
213. dreaming about you.Copy !req
214. Of your hair,Copy !req
215. your soft skin,Copy !req
216. I dream.Copy !req
217. You think that I would let anything...Copy !req
218. take you away from me again?Copy !req
219. I dreamt about you, too.Copy !req
220. C'est incroyable.Copy !req
221. Your voice is even more beautiful
than I dreamed.Copy !req
222. Clothes off. Now.Copy !req
223. Mwah.Copy !req
224. Your bottom half,Copy !req
225. is it fully regrown?Copy !req
226. My vagina's tingly and damp.Copy !req
227. God...Copy !req
228. damn it, A-Train.Copy !req
229. It didn't need to come to this.Copy !req
230. I don't know.Copy !req
231. You left me no choice.Copy !req
232. I know my leadership style can be...Copy !req
233. stern.Copy !req
234. But...Copy !req
235. it was for your own good.Copy !req
236. I liked to think of myself as...Copy !req
237. the big brother...Copy !req
238. that you never had.Copy !req
239. You remember that girlfriend you had?Copy !req
240. Uh...Copy !req
241. Pop...Copy !req
242. Popfang.Copy !req
243. Betrayed us both.Copy !req
244. To William Butcher, no less.Copy !req
245. Huge mess. Your fault. What did I do?Copy !req
246. What did I do?Copy !req
247. I gave you a chance to make things right.Copy !req
248. I-I reached out my hand.Copy !req
249. And you bit it.Copy !req
250. What did I ever doCopy !req
251. to deserve that?Copy !req
252. What, was I too nurturing?Copy !req
253. Too forgiving? Well, maybe.Copy !req
254. But, damn it,Copy !req
255. you weren't like the others.Copy !req
256. Snakes,Copy !req
257. backstabbers.Copy !req
258. I could count on you, man.Copy !req
259. I did count on you.Copy !req
260. I loved you.Copy !req
261. But here we are.Copy !req
262. Why does this keep happening to me?Copy !req
263. I guess the strongest men
are the most alone.Copy !req
264. You wouldn't understand.Copy !req
265. Nobody does.Copy !req
266. Firecracker's Flaming Freedom Sticks.Copy !req
267. I'm Countess Crow:Copy !req
268. Countess of the Crows.Copy !req
269. And we're doingCopy !req
270. a Voughtality vamp glam tutorial.Copy !req
271. Wankers.Copy !req
272. Can't even take a shit
without it being sponsored.Copy !req
273. You know they get paid, like,
50 grand a post for this shit.Copy !req
274. - Fifty grand?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
275. Dog wankers.Copy !req
276. Guys, we drill any louderCopy !req
277. and the Real Housewives of Cunt Street
are gonna hear.Copy !req
278. Frenchie, how much longer?Copy !req
279. Teenage Kix should head out on patrol
any minute.Copy !req
280. - They go out, we go in.
- Rock Hard hasn't postedCopy !req
281. in a year.Copy !req
282. He might not live here anymore.Copy !req
283. Every day, Countess Crow:
Countess of the CrowsCopy !req
284. brings down
a protein shake to the basement.Copy !req
285. I'd bet my bottom anal beads
he's down there.Copy !req
286. Everything okay?Copy !req
287. All good.Copy !req
288. Oi. Look lively back there.Copy !req
289. All right, nothing fancy, yeah?Copy !req
290. Nip in, twat him, bring him back here.Copy !req
291. Keep the engine running.Copy !req
292. Oh. You ready?Copy !req
293. Internet's down.
Cams, too.Copy !req
294. Um...Copy !req
295. Yeah, we have a problem.Copy !req
296. Putain de merde.Copy !req
297. He really let himself go.Copy !req
298. The fuck youCopy !req
299. ass splittersCopy !req
300. doing in here?Copy !req
301. My God, asshole must weighCopy !req
302. 30,000 pounds.Copy !req
303. My dickCopy !req
304. weighs more, bitch.Copy !req
305. Well, there ain't no wayCopy !req
306. we can move him.Copy !req
307. Even with the three of us.Copy !req
308. So what now?Copy !req
309. You. What the fuck?Copy !req
310. No, no. No, no. It's okay.Copy !req
311. It's okay. I don't want to hurt you.Copy !req
312. You're safe, okay?Copy !req
313. You've been in deep freeze again.Copy !req
314. Oh, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
315. For how long?Copy !req
316. Almost two years.Copy !req
317. In a CIA black site.Copy !req
318. I just found out this morning.Copy !req
319. You found out this morning?Copy !req
320. Yeah.Copy !req
321. But that just happens to be in your room?Copy !req
322. Did you fuck me?Copy !req
323. What?Copy !req
324. - Is this some kind of incest thing?
- No!Copy !req
325. - Then what the fuck is this?
- Look,Copy !req
326. I...Copy !req
327. I want you to find William Butcher.Copy !req
328. Find him yourself.Copy !req
329. Well, the people
that work for me are limited.Copy !req
330. And you are the best tracker there is.Copy !req
331. I just, I need you to find him
and report back.Copy !req
332. Very simple.Copy !req
333. You want me...Copy !req
334. to work for you?Copy !req
335. Well, why don't we say "work with me"?Copy !req
336. And... I can help you.Copy !req
337. I can give you a proper comeback.Copy !req
338. I don't need you for that.Copy !req
339. Well, the whole world does think
that you're a Russian spy, so...Copy !req
340. Okay.Copy !req
341. All right.Copy !req
342. Listen to me.Copy !req
343. I'm no ass-felching commie.Copy !req
344. You got that?Copy !req
345. I know, I know. And, listen,Copy !req
346. I am Vought now.Copy !req
347. Me.Copy !req
348. So, the public,Copy !req
349. they're gonna believe that you are
whatever I tell them you are.Copy !req
350. I can resurrect you.Copy !req
351. I can give you back what you lost.Copy !req
352. I can even make you
number two in The Seven.Copy !req
353. Number two?Copy !req
354. Or how about I finish the job...Copy !req
355. and blast you to Kingdom Fuck.Copy !req
356. Yeah, you could try.Copy !req
357. Who knows, you might even fry the V
right out of my blood.Copy !req
358. Or you might not.Copy !req
359. But I'm bettingCopy !req
360. that you hate William Butcher
more than you...Copy !req
361. than you hate... me.Copy !req
362. After all, I'm-I'm not the one
that betrayed you.Copy !req
363. Am I?Copy !req
364. I tried to kill you.Copy !req
365. Minute I turn my back,Copy !req
366. how do I know you won't return the favor?Copy !req
367. Look, uh...Copy !req
368. You find William Butcher for me...Copy !req
369. all is forgiven.Copy !req
370. Looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray.Copy !req
371. Improve your sleep.Copy !req
372. Strengthen your immune system.Copy !req
373. Nourish your soul.Copy !req
374. The ancient Taoists believed
that perineum sunning stopped qi,Copy !req
375. life force, from leaving the bodyCopy !req
376. and invited prana,Copy !req
377. solar energy, in.Copy !req
378. Don't ignore your anal wellness.Copy !req
379. Introducing the new Deep Brand
Sigma Solarium by Vought.Copy !req
380. By bros,Copy !req
381. for bros.Copy !req
382. Okay, we needCopy !req
383. - to abort.
- YourCopy !req
384. mom should have aborted you.Copy !req
385. Fuck it.Copy !req
386. We'll test it here.Copy !req
387. What test?Copy !req
388. Monsieur Charcutier, if the virus is
contagious as Sameer says, c'est fini.Copy !req
389. - The game is over.
- No, Butcher's right.Copy !req
390. Rock Hard has seen us,Copy !req
391. so we can't leave.Copy !req
392. Virus?Copy !req
393. - What virus?
- Look,Copy !req
394. I didn't break you lot out of the pen
to flap about.Copy !req
395. Now, all we got to do
is seal the ventilation,Copy !req
396. every exit point,Copy !req
397. tighter than a Boy Scout's arsehole
at a jamboree.Copy !req
398. Non, non, non, non, c'est pas possible.Copy !req
399. Maybe.Copy !req
400. Yo.Copy !req
401. - Is that motherfucker holding his breath?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
402. [Frenchie His heart rate
is ten beats per minute.Copy !req
403. He can probably hold his breath
for a couple of hours,Copy !req
404. like a blue whale.Copy !req
405. If he won't breathe,
how do we get the virus in him?Copy !req
406. Well, he ain't our first whale, is he?Copy !req
407. You lot sort this. I'll fetch the virus.Copy !req
408. Kimiko, you're with me.Copy !req
409. Oi, you two. Leave it out, would you.
We're fuckin' working here.Copy !req
410. Hey.Copy !req
411. I'm coming with you.Copy !req
412. - What for?
- I don't trust you.Copy !req
413. Yeah.Copy !req
414. Suit yourself.Copy !req
415. We've so far identified
the location of 10,000Copy !req
416. active Starlight sympathizers.Copy !req
417. Coincidentally,
the map is almost identicalCopy !req
418. to where the most nut milks are consumed.Copy !req
419. Where's Noir?Copy !req
420. He just disappears every afternoon.Copy !req
421. Won't say where he's going.
Won't say shit.Copy !req
422. Thinks he's all Method.Copy !req
423. Fucking Meisner technique.Copy !req
424. - Is that a Jew thing?
- We are usingCopy !req
425. local Supes and law enforcement
to round them up,Copy !req
426. but you can invoke the Insurrection Act
if we need to deploy the military,Copy !req
427. - Mr. President.
- Good idea.Copy !req
428. What qualifies someone
as an active Starlighter?Copy !req
429. That's gonna be anyone who posts
pro-Starlight or anti-Homelander content.Copy !req
430. Honestly, the VoughtBook algorithm
does most of the work for us.Copy !req
431. We have got, what, 52,000 data points
on every user.Copy !req
432. We truly live in an age of wonder.Copy !req
433. But we are gonna need to triple the
amount of Freedom Camps to hold them all.Copy !req
434. Love it.Copy !req
435. It's just that, after we've paid
for Vought's military contracts,Copy !req
436. all those corporate tax breaks,Copy !req
437. and for the existing Freedom Camps,Copy !req
438. Treasury's running a little dry.Copy !req
439. People get twitchy
at rounding up their neighbors,Copy !req
440. but they'll flat-out revolt
if we raise taxes.Copy !req
441. The president is thinking
how insane this is right now.Copy !req
442. He'll back you. You can do it, speak up.Copy !req
443. And a lot of these sympathizers
are Vought customers.Copy !req
444. Won't their arrests
eat into your bottom line?Copy !req
445. Nah, we'll just start
selling ads on Vought Plus.Copy !req
446. Wow. Amazing Ashley.
You're a real Che Guevara.Copy !req
447. Well, alrighty then, let me askCopy !req
448. the most important question.Copy !req
449. Do I got immunity?Copy !req
450. For fuck's sake.Copy !req
451. Soldier Boy,Copy !req
452. this is the president, vice president
of the United States of America.Copy !req
453. They work for me.Copy !req
454. Everyone, Soldier Boy
is gonna be number twoCopy !req
455. in The Seven, once he has locatedCopy !req
456. William Butcher and Annie January.Copy !req
457. What? Wait, wait, what, sir? No, sir. I...Copy !req
458. - I can do this. I can bring them in.
- Oh, like you did with A-Train?Copy !req
459. We're going in a new direction, Deep.
Competence.Copy !req
460. Oh, and Steve, Soldier Boy's
gonna need a full pardon.Copy !req
461. Well, sir, he, uh, he was guilty of...
you know, treason.Copy !req
462. - Consider it done, sir.
- Terrific.Copy !req
463. And you know what?
I'm sure the man's dying for a drink.Copy !req
464. Uh, Steve, can you make him a...Copy !req
465. - Manhattan.
- Manhattan.Copy !req
466. - Thanks, Steve.
- Of course.Copy !req
467. - Can I get you a-a glass of milk, sir?
- No.Copy !req
468. Stephen.Copy !req
469. I'll also have a Manhattan.Copy !req
470. Goddamn.Copy !req
471. Since when could Supes
tea-bag the president?Copy !req
472. Since me.Copy !req
473. Okay, what's next?Copy !req
474. What is it?Copy !req
475. Look out!Copy !req
476. - Oh, God.
- Putain.Copy !req
477. Bien sur. It's mountain pornography.Copy !req
478. - What?
- Almost got you fuckers.Copy !req
479. Ha ha.Copy !req
480. - Oh.
- Oh. Sh...Copy !req
481. Nope.Copy !req
482. At least that explains
how he's grown.Copy !req
483. From bashing his bishop.Copy !req
484. Gross.Copy !req
485. Mmm.Copy !req
486. Now that's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
487. Oh, God.Copy !req
488. Fucking unsanitary.Copy !req
489. Ugh.Copy !req
490. So, our first step is
gonna be to use the Firecracking primer.Copy !req
491. It's an amazing base,
and is used by the most trusted...Copy !req
492. Next up will be to apply my fave
foundation from my Voughtality collab,Copy !req
493. Velvet Ember.Copy !req
494. It doesn't fade,
even after a long day of shovingCopy !req
495. Starlighters into police vans.Copy !req
496. We talked about this.
I don't have a choice.Copy !req
497. They make me do this.Copy !req
498. Here we go.Copy !req
499. Today, I'm gonna be going
for a dark hero look.Copy !req
500. So, we're gonna be using Black Noir's
Noir Black Liquid Eyeliner because it isCopy !req
501. the GOAT.Copy !req
502. You dare enter my dark domain?Copy !req
503. I am Countess Crow: Countess of the Crows.Copy !req
504. And I shall make you
rue the day that you decided...Copy !req
505. Fucking shit!Copy !req
506. Fuck.Copy !req
507. C'est ça.Copy !req
508. It's like each layer of cum
represents the slow passage of time.Copy !req
509. It's like a metaphor for life, non?Copy !req
510. It's a metaphor for my balls.Copy !req
511. Mademoiselle Annie, what is the matter?Copy !req
512. A Starlighter cell
in St. Louis was raided, soCopy !req
513. they're all gone.Copy !req
514. Just like the one in Portland
and Sacramento and Boise and...Copy !req
515. I guess we can add A-Train
to that list, right?Copy !req
516. You didn't kill them.Copy !req
517. They chose to fight.Copy !req
518. Yeah, because they thought that
I was going to save them.Copy !req
519. I told them that we were
gonna make it out.Copy !req
520. Fucking easy for me to say.
I'm bulletproof.Copy !req
521. Have you told petit Hughie any of this?Copy !req
522. No, no, because he'll say
it wasn't my fault, s-so I can't.Copy !req
523. So, this is why you do not care
if the virus kills you.Copy !req
524. I led them to a shallow grave.Copy !req
525. So I just get a fucking white picket fenceCopy !req
526. and cherry pie? No.Copy !req
527. I can't live like that.Copy !req
528. If I follow them, it's the only thing
that makes sense.Copy !req
529. I am the heavyweight champion
in torturing myself over lives lost.Copy !req
530. And, yes, it's easier
to wallow in your guilt.Copy !req
531. But tough fucking shit.Copy !req
532. You get up every day and you keep going.Copy !req
533. Anything else is an insult to the dead.Copy !req
534. You creep.Copy !req
535. Just let go!Copy !req
536. Get your chapped, old man hands off of me.Copy !req
537. Guess who didn't make it to patrol today?Copy !req
538. Oh, shit.Copy !req
539. Starlight?Copy !req
540. Oh, my God.Copy !req
541. You guys are terrorists.Copy !req
542. What do we do with her?Copy !req
543. Same as Rock Hard.Copy !req
544. We don't have a choice.Copy !req
545. - Huh?
- All right. Come on.Copy !req
546. No. What?Copy !req
547. Let me go!Copy !req
548. Baby killer!Copy !req
549. No.Copy !req
550. Pounced on this Starlighter scum
right in our own neighborhood.Copy !req
551. All this crime-stopping
makes me so thirsty.Copy !req
552. Turbo Rush.Copy !req
553. The drink of heroes. Only 15 calories.Copy !req
554. Cut.Copy !req
555. - That was a good take. Huh?
- No, no, please.Copy !req
556. This is a mistake.Copy !req
557. - I am not a Starlighter.
- Shh.Copy !req
558. "Only 15 calories."Copy !req
559. - Yeah?
- "Now with acaiCopy !req
560. - and maca root."
- Oh... Fuck, I forgot about that.Copy !req
561. - Mom!
- No, Corey, go back inside, please.Copy !req
562. Yo! You stay backCopy !req
563. 'cause if you ruin my shot,
it's on-sight, bitch.Copy !req
564. Okay, let's go again.Copy !req
565. And fix your tits, they're lopsided.Copy !req
566. Okay, come on, come on.Copy !req
567. All this crime-stopping
makes me so thirsty.Copy !req
568. Turbo Rush. Now with acai and maca root.Copy !req
569. - That's fucking perfect.
- Okay, great.Copy !req
570. - Okay. Have fun in camp.
- Let's go.Copy !req
571. - No. Please. No.
- Mom!Copy !req
572. Mom!Copy !req
573. - Pull over.
- Not a chance.Copy !req
574. We have to help them.Copy !req
575. Help them, and every Supe within 500 miles
will be up our arse within the hour.Copy !req
576. We stay the course,
minds on the fucking job.Copy !req
577. Fuck the job.Copy !req
578. Kimiko.Copy !req
579. Don't.Copy !req
580. Homelander?Copy !req
581. Shit.Copy !req
582. Homelander?Copy !req
583. Sage.Copy !req
584. - Hey.
- I was just, um...Copy !req
585. What can I do... for you?Copy !req
586. Well, that was quite a surprise today.Copy !req
587. Are you sure waking him
was the right call?Copy !req
588. - Yes.
- Did you tell Soldier Boy about the virus?Copy !req
589. No. I did not. Of course not.Copy !req
590. Well, what am I gonna say?
Uh...Copy !req
591. "Yeah, hey, I really want you to do
this job for me, but careful,Copy !req
592. 'cause there's a Supe-killing virus
out there, and you may die screaming."Copy !req
593. Sure he would've jumped at that.Copy !req
594. You have a lot to learn about
managing big personalities, young lady.Copy !req
595. Well, besides,
if there is a virus out there,Copy !req
596. - better he take the risk than us, right?
- Ah...Copy !req
597. - That's tactical.
- Exactly.Copy !req
598. 'Cause for a moment, I was afraidCopy !req
599. you'd only woken him
because he was your dad.Copy !req
600. So, when he gets infected and he dies—Copy !req
601. You don't know that's gonna happen.Copy !req
602. When it does, you won't go to pieces.Copy !req
603. - 'Cause it was tactical, right?
- Mm... Mm-hmm.Copy !req
604. Right?Copy !req
605. Testing a biological weapon
in an uncontrolled environmentCopy !req
606. is dangerous enough.Copy !req
607. Transporting it without
the necessary precautions—Copy !req
608. All right, all right.
Less talking, more giving.Copy !req
609. I'll take it.Copy !req
610. So, how fragile is this?Copy !req
611. Very, very fragile.Copy !req
612. If it broke on the way?Copy !req
613. It could kill every superhero on Earth.Copy !req
614. There's also a non-zero percent chance
it could wipe out every human on Earth.Copy !req
615. Ah.Copy !req
616. Well...Copy !req
617. Best not drop it, ay?Copy !req
618. Thank you so much.Copy !req
619. Breathe, putain.Copy !req
620. You get him to breathe yet?Copy !req
621. What?Copy !req
622. - Did you get him to breathe yet?
- Enculé.Copy !req
623. Non. Le Connard is impervious.Copy !req
624. The rest of the Kix will be back soon.Copy !req
625. Merde alors.
We're doing everything we can, huh.Copy !req
626. You know, you were wrong earlier.Copy !req
627. - We're not terrorists.
- On God,Copy !req
628. when everyone comes back,
Jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your assCopy !req
629. and Sheline is gonna take a shit
in the gaping hole that's left.Copy !req
630. Look, you being here
was not part of the plan, all right?Copy !req
631. It's just a shitty situation.Copy !req
632. Yeah, the shittiness ratio
is absolutely equal here.Copy !req
633. We don't want to be here
any longer than we have to be.Copy !req
634. All we need
is to get Rock Hard to breathe.Copy !req
635. Does your face full of pubes mean
your friends fuck your pussy mouth?Copy !req
636. I got a teenage daughter.Copy !req
637. That shit right there
bounces right off me.Copy !req
638. Hey, didn't you use to have,
like, ten crows at one time?Copy !req
639. What's it called, a murder?Copy !req
640. Oh, let me guess.Copy !req
641. Sheline ate your crows.Copy !req
642. Damn. Countess,Copy !req
643. they don't give a fuck about you
or the two crows you have left.Copy !req
644. Their names are Russell and Cameron.Copy !req
645. Point is, Vought doesn't care
about y'all neither.Copy !req
646. They're training you for, what,
60% of your earnings?Copy !req
647. It's ridiculous.Copy !req
648. Oh.Copy !req
649. - Motherfucker, don't go through my shit.
- Prozac,Copy !req
650. Wellbutrin,Copy !req
651. Lexapro.Copy !req
652. - Great, great.
- Kid, what are you, 19 years old?Copy !req
653. Why are you grinding yourself
to the nubs for these people?Copy !req
654. All they're gonna do is squeeze you
for every cent you got,Copy !req
655. and then sell you out in a heartbeat.Copy !req
656. Why are you risking your life for them?Copy !req
657. Please. Please don't kill me.Copy !req
658. I just want to go home.Copy !req
659. I miss my mom and my dad.Copy !req
660. Please.Copy !req
661. Careful.Copy !req
662. Oi. Fucking smile, Hughie.Copy !req
663. Ain't you a little glad A-Train's dead?Copy !req
664. No, I'm not glad he's dead.Copy !req
665. A-Train did a lot of horrible things,
but he saved our lives,Copy !req
666. and he died a hero. A real hero.Copy !req
667. There are a lot of other Supes
that don't deserve to die either.Copy !req
668. Listen, I know you just done
a year in the gulag,Copy !req
669. you've earned your seat
at the table, so...Copy !req
670. I'll give it to you straight.Copy !req
671. You got to knock this wet, gaping
pussy shite on the head, mate.Copy !req
672. Ain't doing no one no favors.Copy !req
673. Especially your girl.Copy !req
674. I mean, that's why she's giving you
the cold shoulder.Copy !req
675. Don't talk to me about Annie.
You don't know what's going on with her.Copy !req
676. Well, I know that
she finally knows the fucking score.Copy !req
677. And she knows that youCopy !req
678. poncing about with this Jiminy Cricket,
listen-to-your-heart bollocksCopy !req
679. is just gonna get her killed.Copy !req
680. Is there any part of you left
that's still human?Copy !req
681. You're gonna get Annie killed, not me.Copy !req
682. But I won't let you do it.Copy !req
683. Noted.Copy !req
684. - Fuck!
- Hughie, the vial!Copy !req
685. It's good.Copy !req
686. Wait, is that...?Copy !req
687. - Well, well, well.
- He's dead, right?Copy !req
688. He's supposed to be dead?Copy !req
689. Supposed to be.Copy !req
690. Mallory put him in ice for a bit.Copy !req
691. You're telling us this now?Copy !req
692. Somebody up there likes us, mate.Copy !req
693. In what fucking way?Copy !req
694. Well, we wanted a guinea pig.Copy !req
695. Who better than Homelander's old man?Copy !req
696. New plan.Copy !req
697. Oi.Copy !req
698. Ain't you supposed to be
a giant ice dildo?Copy !req
699. Aren't you supposed to be smart?Copy !req
700. Renting a truck under the name
"Don T. Beakunt,"Copy !req
701. same alias when we headed to Herogasm.Copy !req
702. Well, oldie, but a goodie.Copy !req
703. No, mate. Just you and me.Copy !req
704. I guess it's true.Copy !req
705. You're one of us now.Copy !req
706. Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.Copy !req
707. - Then fucking beat 'em.
- Being super is not gonna save you.Copy !req
708. That don't stop us helping each other.Copy !req
709. Homelander's double the cunt now,
if that's even possible.Copy !req
710. He needs doing more than ever.Copy !req
711. You still fancy his seat
on The Seven, don't you?Copy !req
712. Fuck you. We had a deal.Copy !req
713. I held up my end of the bargain,Copy !req
714. and you sold me out,
put me back in a fucking box.Copy !req
715. And for what?Copy !req
716. 'Cause I was gonna kill some dumb kid?Copy !req
717. - That kid is your grandson.
- Well, was it worth it?Copy !req
718. You feeling good about that call
right about now?Copy !req
719. Where is that fucking brat?Copy !req
720. Homelander's the one
fucking you over, mate.Copy !req
721. Or did he mention
that we've got an uber-virusCopy !req
722. strong enough to kill every fucking Supe
on the planet?Copy !req
723. - Bullshit.
- God's honest.Copy !req
724. The things this virus can do...Copy !req
725. Fucking diabolical.Copy !req
726. Why do you think he sent you here
instead of coming himself, hmm?Copy !req
727. You're the sacrificial cunt again.Copy !req
728. - I guess we'll see.
- You don't get it, do you?Copy !req
729. Me, Homelander, your old crew,Copy !req
730. everyone fucks you over.Copy !req
731. Do you want to know why?Copy !req
732. 'Cause you are a dumb fucking twat.Copy !req
733. What the fuck was that?Copy !req
734. Hey.Copy !req
735. - You two fucktards the local Supes?
- Holy shit.Copy !req
736. Soldier Boy?Copy !req
737. What? You're a dead socialist.Copy !req
738. The fuck?Copy !req
739. That's for being stupid.Copy !req
740. Now shut your cum bucket and listen.
A Jap and a fairy took off east.Copy !req
741. Find them and kill them,Copy !req
742. or I'm gonna rip your intestines
out of your assesCopy !req
743. and tie them together like shoelaces.Copy !req
744. Move!Copy !req
745. Oh...Copy !req
746. Fuck.Copy !req
747. Fucking figures.Copy !req
748. - M.M., get ready, we're coming in.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
749. Slow down, kid.Copy !req
750. Soldier Boy?Copy !req
751. He's alive?Copy !req
752. Fuck that.Copy !req
753. Just h-how long do we have? Just...Copy !req
754. Hughie? Hughie?Copy !req
755. We got to move.Copy !req
756. A fucking H-bomb is headed this way.Copy !req
757. Oh, shit.Copy !req
758. Ah...Copy !req
759. Go.Copy !req
760. Whoo!Copy !req
761. I got to drop a dookie. Get it?Copy !req
762. That's you.Copy !req
763. You're the dookie.Copy !req
764. Hughie.Copy !req
765. I got you.Copy !req
766. I know.Copy !req
767. Oh, my God. Are you okay?Copy !req
768. - Is the virus...?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
769. - It's good, I think.
- Okay.Copy !req
770. Oi!Copy !req
771. - Cunts!
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
772. - Move!
- Oh, no.Copy !req
773. Come!Copy !req
774. Jesus.Copy !req
775. You're with me.Copy !req
776. Hey.Copy !req
777. Hughie Campbell.Copy !req
778. How is a useless cock gobbler
like you still alive?Copy !req
779. All your jokes are about
dudes blowing dudes.Copy !req
780. You're kind of obsessed.Copy !req
781. Is this the virus he was going on about?Copy !req
782. The so-called Supe-killer?Copy !req
783. Well, not today,
you semen-swilling butt pirate.Copy !req
784. What?Copy !req
785. No virus. Bitch, I willCopy !req
786. - shoot hot cum in your face.
- Bro.Copy !req
787. Do not nut right now.Copy !req
788. What the f...?Copy !req
789. No.Copy !req
790. No.Copy !req
791. Hey.Copy !req
792. Hey.Copy !req
793. M!Copy !req
794. Notre Père, qui est aux cieux,
que ton nom soit sanctifié.Copy !req
795. Well?Copy !req
796. They dead?Copy !req
797. Very.Copy !req
798. - Oh, fuck, I wish I'd have seen that.
- No.Copy !req
799. You don't.Copy !req
800. Come on, let's leg it.Copy !req
801. No, no, no, mon coeur.Copy !req
802. Not until we are certain
I have not been infected with this plague.Copy !req
803. Yes.Copy !req
804. May I have a word?Copy !req
805. Wait out there.Copy !req
806. - What are you doing?
- I'm about to enjoy a Meximelt.Copy !req
807. - There is extra if you want to join in.
- No, thank you.Copy !req
808. Crunchwrap Supreme? Cheesy Gordita Crunch?Copy !req
809. - No.
- Cantina Crispy Chicken Taco?Copy !req
810. I don't want any Taco fucking Bell.Copy !req
811. Okay.Copy !req
812. Rounding up all the Starlight sympathizers
is a well-thought-out plan,Copy !req
813. - clearly the right call.
- He's not in the building.Copy !req
814. Thank fucking God. What the fuck?Copy !req
815. - Why are we doing this?
- Doing what?Copy !req
816. If posting weird shit were a crime,
I'd be serving two life sentences.Copy !req
817. Homelander sets the agenda.Copy !req
818. - I just execute.
- That's bullshit.Copy !req
819. You're the smartest person on the planet.Copy !req
820. There is no way
you don't have an angle here.Copy !req
821. My angle?Copy !req
822. My angle is that I could have
Warren Buffet on the ground,Copy !req
823. tongue lashing my clit
till he needs a knee replacement.Copy !req
824. All the rich white fucks of the world
hang on my every word.Copy !req
825. It's... nicer than I expected.Copy !req
826. Ashley, she's smart.
She's got to listen to reason.Copy !req
827. Look, I've been there.Copy !req
828. Literally where you're sitting.Copy !req
829. But that chair isn't a pedestal.Copy !req
830. It's a chopping block.Copy !req
831. And I can help you,
but you got to talk to me.Copy !req
832. Don't strain yourself
trying to read my mind again.Copy !req
833. You know you can't.Copy !req
834. You're gonna blow out
the back of your skull.Copy !req
835. Wow.
You're unbelievable, Ashley.Copy !req
836. That was the most pathetic display
of a backbone I've ever seen.Copy !req
837. They're arresting innocent people,
but sure,Copy !req
838. let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.Copy !req
839. I need a minute.Copy !req
840. From back here, I see a spine.Copy !req
841. - Fucking use it.
- Do I get laser eyes?Copy !req
842. No, I get a psychic fucking tumor.Copy !req
843. This is junior year all over again.Copy !req
844. Do you remember when you let
Danny Trachtenberg fingerblast usCopy !req
845. behind the Friendly's
'cause he had Jamiroquai tickets,Copy !req
846. and then he took Miriam Applebaum?Copy !req
847. Going along won't get you what you want.Copy !req
848. Going along is why we're still alive.Copy !req
849. You should've left with A-Train
when he asked you to.Copy !req
850. - At least he had a shred of decency.
- That's why he's dead.Copy !req
851. "First they came for the Communists,
and I did not speak outCopy !req
852. because I was not a Communist."Copy !req
853. I don't need Martin Niemöller right now.Copy !req
854. You used to love his poetry.Copy !req
855. And Birkenstocks and throwing clay.Copy !req
856. You used to want to do some good
in the world.Copy !req
857. - What happened?
- I tried. I tried.Copy !req
858. But there's nothing I can do.Copy !req
859. Half of Washington
thinks Homelander's batshit.Copy !req
860. The CIA, the Pentagon.Copy !req
861. They will follow you if you lead them.Copy !req
862. I'm not a leader, I'm vice president.Copy !req
863. You can still do some good, Ashley.Copy !req
864. We can still do some good.Copy !req
865. Just shut up,Copy !req
866. or I'm gonna float on my back
in the tub again. You want that?Copy !req
867. You're better than this.
You are better than this.Copy !req
868. No!Copy !req
869. Ow!Copy !req
870. So we're clear?Copy !req
871. You're absolutely sure?Copy !req
872. Triple-checked the results.
None of you are carriers.Copy !req
873. Humans are immune.Copy !req
874. Une chance. Merci la bonne mère.Copy !req
875. Goddamn.Copy !req
876. I only seen shit like this one other time.Copy !req
877. It was on you outside of that truck stop
whore house on I-23.Copy !req
878. Soldier Cunt down.
Homelander to go.Copy !req
879. - We fucking did it.
- About time.Copy !req
880. Mon coeur.Copy !req
881. Let's run away.Copy !req
882. What?Copy !req
883. There are over 50 uninhabited islands
in the Pacific.Copy !req
884. We just need to find one so remote,
nobody will ever find us.Copy !req
885. You were right.Copy !req
886. This virus,
there is no containing it, no stopping it.Copy !req
887. I do not know how to protect you from it,Copy !req
888. except to take you as far away
from here as possible.Copy !req
889. We have to stay.Copy !req
890. Mon amour, you did not see its carnage.Copy !req
891. - It's too dangerous.
- It's dangerous for everyone now.Copy !req
892. Innocent people are being round up.Copy !req
893. No. Je peux pas.Copy !req
894. Don't ask me to watch you die.Copy !req
895. I think this is how we make amends.Copy !req
896. For the lives we've taken.
I think we have to...Copy !req
897. Get up every day and keep going?Copy !req
898. Oui.Copy !req
899. C'est ça.Copy !req
900. You're allowed to freak out, you know.Copy !req
901. This virus.Copy !req
902. It's fucking brutal.Copy !req
903. I don't know, for Rock Hard,
I'd say it's an improvement.Copy !req
904. I haven't exactly had
a magical year either.Copy !req
905. Neither of us is fine.Copy !req
906. And we shouldn't be.Copy !req
907. And if you don't want to talk about it,Copy !req
908. - you don't have to.
- Perfect.Copy !req
909. But I'm not letting you die.Copy !req
910. I'm gonna keep fighting.Copy !req
911. And if you can't,
then I'm just gonna fight for both of us.Copy !req
912. But just don't turn into
fucking Butcher, okay?Copy !req
913. I know. I'm late.Copy !req
914. All right, Terror.Copy !req
915. Time for your meds.Copy !req
916. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
917. Who's a good boy, ay?Copy !req
918. Whoa, hey.Copy !req
919. Be careful, sir.Copy !req
920. There's a viral contagion.Copy !req
921. I got here as soon as I heard,
and I locked shit down.Copy !req
922. Sending Soldier Boy to test the waters,
pretty fucking strategic, sir.Copy !req
923. You're always playing 3D chess,
aren't you?Copy !req
924. I told him to report back.Copy !req
925. Told him not to go in alone.
Why would he do that?Copy !req
926. Well, it's more like Soldier Doy,Copy !req
927. - am I right?
- Leave.Copy !req
928. Well, I just, um, got to be here, sir.Copy !req
929. - To do the—
- Should've been you.Copy !req
930. Okay.Copy !req
931. - I'm sorry.
- Leave.Copy !req
932. I was swimming.Copy !req
933. No...Copy !req
934. No...Copy !req
935. Not you, too.Copy !req
936. Not you.Copy !req
937. Why does everyone keep leaving me?Copy !req
938. I'm sorry.Copy !req
939. Hazardous site.
Stay back.Copy !req