1. In a world of chaos,
some things never change...Copy !req
2. that good will always win...Copy !req
3. You stay the fuck back
or I'll laser you, goddamn it!Copy !req
4. that love conquers all...Copy !req
5. I'm your father, not him.Copy !req
6. - Ryan!
- ... and that heroesCopy !req
7. will-will answer the call to protect...Copy !req
8. I want to flip A-Train. He's right there.Copy !req
9. He's ready.Copy !req
10. When I carried your ass
to the ER, that felt betterCopy !req
11. than anything
that I'd ever done at Vought.Copy !req
12. The answer to all our prayers.Copy !req
13. A virus that kills Supes.Copy !req
14. Somebody's been running tests.Copy !req
15. To make the virusCopy !req
16. strong enough to kill HomelanderCopy !req
17. would evolve it
into something super lethal.Copy !req
18. A global fucking pandemic.Copy !req
19. What's a little genocide between friends?Copy !req
20. Just fuck off and let me die in peace,
would you?Copy !req
21. The Seven is getting even stronger.Copy !req
22. Put your hands together for Firecracker!Copy !req
23. I am not sexually attracted to you.Copy !req
24. It's about loyalty.Copy !req
25. I'd do anything for you.Copy !req
26. And Sister Sage!Copy !req
27. She's the world's
smartest person.Copy !req
28. Fascist!Copy !req
29. The people will tear it apart themselves.Copy !req
30. Then you get to swoop in...Copy !req
31. - Like Caesar.
- Like Caesar.Copy !req
32. Once he's in office,Copy !req
33. we need to invoke the 25th Amendment.Copy !req
34. Who's handling all this?Copy !req
35. - I fucking am.
- When HomelanderCopy !req
36. chucks all the Starlighters
into internment camps,Copy !req
37. you're cool with that?Copy !req
38. You didn't know about the camps.Copy !req
39. You're gonna help us take down Vought
and Homelander.Copy !req
40. No deals.Copy !req
41. Neuman would have been a shit patsy.Copy !req
42. So I went another way.Copy !req
43. Speaker of the House Calhoun.Copy !req
44. He's next in line to be president.Copy !req
45. He'd like to pledge his allegiance to you.Copy !req
46. Now that we have
full legal authority...Copy !req
47. - No!
- ... a veritable army of superheroesCopy !req
48. will be called uponCopy !req
49. to rout these traitors from our government
and from our streets.Copy !req
50. America will be safe again.Copy !req
51. And to the Starlighters,Copy !req
52. I'm coming for you. Because todayCopy !req
53. a new age of superheroes begins.Copy !req
54. - You were my first call.
- You got to beCopy !req
55. fucking kidding me.
This whole time.Copy !req
56. Yeah! Whoo!Copy !req
57. USA! USA! USA!Copy !req
58. USA! USA! USA! USA!Copy !req
59. - Thank you.
- USA!Copy !req
60. Thank you!Copy !req
61. Thank you and welcomeCopy !req
62. to the Vought International
Annual Meeting of Shareholders.Copy !req
63. Okay.
Give me my Firecrackers.Copy !req
64. That's places, ladies, places.Copy !req
65. Let's go, let's go.Copy !req
66. Hop to it. Let's go. Come on.Copy !req
67. Stay in line. Keep it tight.Copy !req
68. Copy. I've got them heading
to the wings now.Copy !req
69. Front row, you're on the spike marks.Copy !req
70. Second row, right behind them.Copy !req
71. Wasn't that long agoCopy !req
72. we were lost in the darkness.Copy !req
73. Starlighters running wild.Copy !req
74. Starlight herself
on a vicious murder spree.Copy !req
75. But we said no.Copy !req
76. We said, "Enough."Copy !req
77. We said, "Not in America."Copy !req
78. And together we soaredCopy !req
79. into a new golden dawn!Copy !req
80. Our superheroes are now
the ranking law enforcement officers...Copy !req
81. Keep going.Copy !req
82. Stop!Copy !req
83. We designated the StarlightersCopy !req
84. a terrorist organization.Copy !req
85. Other heroes are proudly serving
in the armed forcesCopy !req
86. thanks to the new chairman
of the Joint Chiefs, General Mayhem!Copy !req
87. Net incomeCopy !req
88. is up 21%.Copy !req
89. G-Copy !req
90. Days Past from the Future has grossed overCopy !req
91. two billion.Copy !req
92. And do not get me started
on the EBITDA margins.Copy !req
93. But all of thisCopy !req
94. pales in comparison to the mostCopy !req
95. important truth,Copy !req
96. that this isCopy !req
97. a safer,Copy !req
98. more God-fearing nation!Copy !req
99. Our nation!Copy !req
100. Yes!Copy !req
101. Yes!Copy !req
102. Despite what that little bitch Starlight
tried to doCopy !req
103. - at our southern border...
- Got it!Copy !req
104. is there no depth
to what that little who—Copy !req
105. Homelander and Queen Maeve...Copy !req
106. my God, they're leaving us.Copy !req
107. - Take these two!
- Whoa, no.Copy !req
108. - Just these two! Please!
- No!Copy !req
109. What? So they can tell the world that
we left the rest of them to fucking die?Copy !req
110. Come on!Copy !req
111. No, Maeve.
No. You stay back.Copy !req
112. All of you, stay back!Copy !req
113. You stay the fuck backCopy !req
114. or I'll laser you, goddamn it!Copy !req
115. I'll laser every fucking one of you!Copy !req
116. This was an AI-generated
disinformation campaign, period.Copy !req
117. And the American people have the good
sense to call out a lie when they see—Copy !req
118. Stay back! Or I'll laserCopy !req
119. - every fucking one of you!Copy !req
120. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
121. the vice president of the United States.Copy !req
122. Tough day.Copy !req
123. Sad day.Copy !req
124. When a great American like Homelander
is attacked with lies.Copy !req
125. This so-called Flight 37 video
is an obvious deepfakeCopy !req
126. put out by Marxist Starlighters.Copy !req
127. Let's open it up.Copy !req
128. Chris Hayes.Copy !req
129. Vice President Barrett—Copy !req
130. Look, Chris,Copy !req
131. I know exactly what you're thinking.
Literally.Copy !req
132. And, no, just because I happen to be
a super-abled AmericanCopy !req
133. does not compromise my objectivity
or allegiance to the U.S. of A.Copy !req
134. That is exactly the kind
of Super-phobic questionCopy !req
135. that kept me in the closet for so long.Copy !req
136. Honestly,Copy !req
137. do better?Copy !req
138. What about your so-called Freedom CampsCopy !req
139. for the Starlighter dissidents?Copy !req
140. More clickbait.Copy !req
141. I mean, who doesn't love freedom?Copy !req
142. - And camp?
- We knewCopy !req
143. this would happen sooner or later.Copy !req
144. We've been ready.Copy !req
145. In the last 24 hours,Copy !req
146. we have flooded the zone
with so much disinformation,Copy !req
147. people can't tell their clit
from their collarbone.Copy !req
148. The share price is only down half a point.Copy !req
149. Besides that, damage is minimal.Copy !req
150. What's this?Copy !req
151. That is a Gutenberg Bible.Copy !req
152. Martin Shkreli sold it to me at discount.Copy !req
153. You're really on top of the world, huh?Copy !req
154. Peter Thiel,Copy !req
155. the Obamas calling you for advice.Copy !req
156. Everyone loves you.Copy !req
157. You can't really think I care.Copy !req
158. Maybe you didn't used to.Copy !req
159. It's all for you.Copy !req
160. Higher the share price,
happier the billionaires,Copy !req
161. the more you get to do
whatever the fuck you want to do.Copy !req
162. Are you aware that NNC
is calling me a murderer?Copy !req
163. Saying that maybe...Copy !req
164. I even did something to, uh...Copy !req
165. my son.Copy !req
166. No. Everyone knows that Ryan is—Copy !req
167. Sorry. That he is at boarding school.Copy !req
168. In Svalbard.Copy !req
169. That story's holding.Copy !req
170. - We're good.
- Mm.Copy !req
171. And how-how about you, Sage?Copy !req
172. Are you...Copy !req
173. - ... good?
- I'm fine.Copy !req
174. You're not distracted at all?Copy !req
175. After Thomas Godolkin dumped you.Copy !req
176. You're not numbing the heartacheCopy !req
177. by stabbing your brain?Copy !req
178. - No.
- Then just tell me.Copy !req
179. How did Starlight get in the building?Copy !req
180. I was humiliated!Copy !req
181. As if people don't hate me enough!Copy !req
182. Your numbers are north of 96.Copy !req
183. Anyone can smile for the pollsters, sure,Copy !req
184. but millions of them
are still Starlighters in their hearts.Copy !req
185. Where it counts.Copy !req
186. Have you seen the memes?Copy !req
187. Have you seen the memes about me?Copy !req
188. Posting them...Copy !req
189. should be a crime.Copy !req
190. Yes. But we can't go...Copy !req
191. Oh, you're serious.Copy !req
192. Uh, sir.Copy !req
193. Ongoing conflict is useful to us.Copy !req
194. - It keeps people afraid.
- Shut up.Copy !req
195. - Which is exactly what we—
- No, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
196. You promised me Caesar.Copy !req
197. He was stabbed by his best friends.Copy !req
198. Yeah, well, I can relate to that.Copy !req
199. But I need people to be devoted.Copy !req
200. To me.Copy !req
201. May I speak freely?Copy !req
202. Give it a shot.Copy !req
203. I told you, no matter
how much power you amass,Copy !req
204. it will not make you happy.Copy !req
205. You know what's gonna make me happy?Copy !req
206. I think I'll be happy when StarlightCopy !req
207. and William Butcher are corpses.Copy !req
208. I want it leakedCopy !req
209. that, in three days,Copy !req
210. we are going to execute
Hugh Campbell, Milk,Copy !req
211. and the...Copy !req
212. F-French one.Copy !req
213. That'll draw out Starlight and Butcher.Copy !req
214. And then I will take care of thisCopy !req
215. once and for all.Copy !req
216. Consider it done, sir.Copy !req
217. You mind being more careful?Copy !req
218. Désolé.Copy !req
219. Merci à toi, petit Hughie.Copy !req
220. Thank you.Copy !req
221. Also,Copy !req
222. tales of Annie's exploits.Copy !req
223. Enjoy.Copy !req
224. Put it on my friend.Copy !req
225. Luis.Copy !req
226. La bebida.Copy !req
227. Annie got
the Flight 37 video out.Copy !req
228. Huh.Copy !req
229. "Huh"?Copy !req
230. That's all you have to say?Copy !req
231. No!Copy !req
232. Hello, Dad.Copy !req
233. Billy.Copy !req
234. You are a wanted man.Copy !req
235. What are you doing here?Copy !req
236. On a bit of a layover.Copy !req
237. Thought I'd pop in,Copy !req
238. say hello to Lenny and Mum.Copy !req
239. Proof there's no God, innit?Copy !req
240. She's dead,Copy !req
241. and, here you are,Copy !req
242. thriving with ass cancer.Copy !req
243. Mm.Copy !req
244. Does it hurt when you take a shit?Copy !req
245. Fucking hope so.Copy !req
246. I didn't know how to get hold of you
about the funeral.Copy !req
247. I noticed an empty spot next to them
at the churchyard.Copy !req
248. You don't think
that's where you're going, do you?Copy !req
249. I paid for it.Copy !req
250. People like you and meCopy !req
251. don't get to spend eternity
with the likes of them.Copy !req
252. That what you come here for?Copy !req
253. Torture an old man, eh?Copy !req
254. Where did you find that?Copy !req
255. In the attic.Copy !req
256. Reminded me of him.Copy !req
257. Five fucking weeks
Lenny practiced that rings trick.Copy !req
258. I still remember
the look on his face when he won.Copy !req
259. So fucking chuffed.Copy !req
260. And then he come home.Copy !req
261. And you called him a little poof.Copy !req
262. Well...Copy !req
263. never looked at this again, did he?Copy !req
264. Why are you here?Copy !req
265. Huh?Copy !req
266. There's no need to get angry.Copy !req
267. Oh, I ain't angry.Copy !req
268. I'm bleeding grateful.Copy !req
269. All the times you knocked
the shit out of me,Copy !req
270. gave me the belt or whatever...Copy !req
271. made me who I am.Copy !req
272. Made me just like you.Copy !req
273. I'll show you.Copy !req
274. Son, please.Copy !req
275. I know.Copy !req
276. I ain't got long to go.Copy !req
277. Be a waste-waste of time.Copy !req
278. - Mm.
- I know.Copy !req
279. But it'll give me a good fucking laughCopy !req
280. just to hear you scream.Copy !req
281. It...Copy !req
282. it ain't gonna change nothing.Copy !req
283. Who says...Copy !req
284. I want to change?Copy !req
285. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
286. - What?
- Your heart's pounding.Copy !req
287. Are you scared?Copy !req
288. No. I-I just love being at work.Copy !req
289. - It's, um... it's exciting.
- Room temperature, like you like.Copy !req
290. Have a good show.Copy !req
291. I want an 8:00 at Jean-Georges.Copy !req
292. Tell 'em it's for me.Copy !req
293. Move that Elon interview to Thursday.Copy !req
294. And tell Jerry I said, "Fuck off."Copy !req
295. If he wants to trim the budget,
how about going after a showCopy !req
296. that isn't his biggest fucking hit?Copy !req
297. Howdy there, boss.Copy !req
298. Don't you look dashing today.Copy !req
299. My whole lifeCopy !req
300. has been dedicated to saving these people.Copy !req
301. And yet their hearts
are fluttering like...Copy !req
302. fucking rabbits.Copy !req
303. Wh-Why?Copy !req
304. What are they hiding?Copy !req
305. Oh, they ain't hiding nothing.Copy !req
306. They just look up to you, is all.Copy !req
307. Meanwhile, your heart's wheezing away
like it's made of ham and cigarettes.Copy !req
308. Sir, I'm so, so sorry.Copy !req
309. I want to be making milk, I do,
more than anything, but...Copy !req
310. them pills just janked up my ticker
something awful.Copy !req
311. They were killing me.Copy !req
312. How'd you catch 'em red-handed?Copy !req
313. Our enemies have started using
bleeding-edge technologies.Copy !req
314. - Mm.
- Like "AI."Copy !req
315. Which means "artificial intelligence."Copy !req
316. So Starlight did use that dang-fangled AI.Copy !req
317. First she went and deepfakedCopy !req
318. Thomas Godolkin himself.Copy !req
319. Yeah, but did anyone
actually believe that?Copy !req
320. I mean, how stupid
does she think we all are?Copy !req
321. To cover up her slaughterCopy !req
322. of innocent young heroes at God U.Copy !req
323. Then she went and AI'd this so-calledCopy !req
324. Flight 37 video.Copy !req
325. Oh, that's sloppy work.Copy !req
326. If we freeze it.Copy !req
327. Here. Yeah.Copy !req
328. I mean, last I checked,
I do not have seven fingersCopy !req
329. - on one hand.
- Now,Copy !req
330. isn't that what they refer to
as the uncanny valley?Copy !req
331. Yes, it is.Copy !req
332. Those smell amazing.Copy !req
333. Someone I love very much
taught me how to make them.Copy !req
334. Take these to your Mom, OK?Copy !req
335. Oi.Copy !req
336. Knock it off.Copy !req
337. I ain't here for you, you dozy bint.Copy !req
338. They're after Frenchie.Copy !req
339. Vought's gonna do him,Copy !req
340. Hughie, and M in 72 hours.Copy !req
341. Look,Copy !req
342. I know you don't trust me.Copy !req
343. But Frenchie's a dead man.Copy !req
344. We ain't got time to fuck about.Copy !req
345. I got a CIA GulfstreamCopy !req
346. gassing up at Plaridel.Copy !req
347. Wheels up in an hour.Copy !req
348. Smile, campers.Copy !req
349. It's a new day and a new chanceCopy !req
350. to learn the true meaning of freedom.Copy !req
351. Ivy, you can't talk like that.Copy !req
352. Hughie, none of the FBSA people
are ever getting out.Copy !req
353. It's hopeless.Copy !req
354. Look, I should be the last guy
who has any hope.Copy !req
355. I've been strangled by Ezekiel,
I've been hunted by Noir,Copy !req
356. chased by sharks, inside of a whale,Copy !req
357. shot at by Russians,
almost blown up at HerogasmCopy !req
358. and lasered at Vought on Ice.Copy !req
359. Look, the point is...Copy !req
360. Oh, and one time,
I had to sit naked on a chocolate cake.Copy !req
361. It's a long story. The point is,Copy !req
362. by all sane logic, I should be deadCopy !req
363. or crazy or both.Copy !req
364. Then, why aren't you?Copy !req
365. 'Cause if you lose hope in here,
you're not gonna make it.Copy !req
366. Hey, get down!Copy !req
367. - Fuck you!
- Jesus.Copy !req
368. Hey! Get down!Copy !req
369. Get the fuck down.Copy !req
370. - I said, "Fuck you!"
- Come down right now.Copy !req
371. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
372. Jesus!Copy !req
373. Stay in line!Copy !req
374. Do not move!Copy !req
375. Get inside!Copy !req
376. See?Copy !req
377. He gave up.Copy !req
378. What about you?Copy !req
379. For God's sakes...Copy !req
380. Bitches like Starlight
make you weak.Copy !req
381. That's why I cut out all women.Copy !req
382. No love, no sex, no problems.Copy !req
383. And literally, bro?Copy !req
384. I have never felt manlier.Copy !req
385. Think about this. Okay.Copy !req
386. Romance, flowers,Copy !req
387. cuddling, kissing.Copy !req
388. That's beta male shit, bro.Copy !req
389. That's super gay.Copy !req
390. Noir, am I right?Copy !req
391. P-P-P-Preach!Copy !req
392. Yes. And you know what?Copy !req
393. As for Starlight's
little AI video stunt she did?Copy !req
394. Whatever that baby-murdering
three-out-of-tenCopy !req
395. thought she was gonna do, it didn't work.Copy !req
396. Oh, bollocks.Copy !req
397. Half a bottle of rum and you're a solid
five-out-of-ten any day of the week.Copy !req
398. What the fuck are you doing here?Copy !req
399. Kimiko?Copy !req
400. Oh, wow. Your skin is so oily,
like hugging a McRib.Copy !req
401. Wait, did you... did you just...Copy !req
402. How?Copy !req
403. Fucking speech therapy
and fucking therapy therapyCopy !req
404. and so much fucking TikTok.Copy !req
405. Well, you sure sound
like you're on TikTok.Copy !req
406. 16-hour flight and not a fuckin' peep.Copy !req
407. 'Cause all you say is,
"Oi, oi, oi, cunt, cunt, cunt."Copy !req
408. I liked her better with her mouth shut.Copy !req
409. - Where have you been?
- Vought got tired of meCopy !req
410. ripping off their guards' faces,
so they deported me to Manila.Copy !req
411. I tried to sneak back once,
in the wheel well of a 747,Copy !req
412. but I fell out at 10,000 feet.Copy !req
413. Oh, man, that took a hot minute to regrow.Copy !req
414. They found my asshole, like, a mile away.Copy !req
415. - How did you find me?
- Oh,Copy !req
416. ways and means, luv.Copy !req
417. - How many men you down?
- How many does it look like?Copy !req
418. Hmm.Copy !req
419. It's all right, luv.Copy !req
420. Nothing to be scared of.Copy !req
421. I've seen what your chest
full of murder dicks can do.Copy !req
422. So, are you still dying, hopefully?Copy !req
423. No, hearty and hale.Copy !req
424. See, that's the mistake most people make,
they try to fight the cancer.Copy !req
425. - Hmm.
- Nice one, putting Flight 37 out there.Copy !req
426. Was it? It didn't move the needle an inch.Copy !req
427. Oh, course it did.Copy !req
428. Homelander's fuming.Copy !req
429. He's gonna execute Hughie, Frenchie,Copy !req
430. and M in about 36 hours.Copy !req
431. Course, it's a trap.Copy !req
432. The question is what else
are we gonna do 'sides walk into it?Copy !req
433. Why haven't you tried
to spring them before?Copy !req
434. Mm.Copy !req
435. You want Frenchie.Copy !req
436. You're still working on the virus,
and you want his help.Copy !req
437. The virus that'll kill
Annie and me and you now?Copy !req
438. And Homelander.Copy !req
439. Now, you gonna help us save
the Boys or not?Copy !req
440. Saw the signal.Copy !req
441. So, we're doing broad daylight now?Copy !req
442. We...Copy !req
443. are getting executed.Copy !req
444. - What?
- C'est vrai.Copy !req
445. In 36 hours, we...Copy !req
446. They're finally fucking doing it.
They're trying to draw out Annie.Copy !req
447. The question du jour is, why now?Copy !req
448. The Flight 37 video.Copy !req
449. "Eye for an eye"
type shit.Copy !req
450. They lure Annie and whoever she brings
with her in, and then they do her in.Copy !req
451. Fuck that.
We're getting out of here first.Copy !req
452. We're gonna need
a lot more Molotovs,Copy !req
453. so let's get going.Copy !req
454. How did you get these?Copy !req
455. Flyby. I took it myself.Copy !req
456. Wait, you've known where the guys are
this whole time?Copy !req
457. That makes me feel angry and want
to tit-slap you, but then hug you.Copy !req
458. So, how come you didn't spring them, then?Copy !req
459. Honestly? They've been safer there.Copy !req
460. It's this one.Copy !req
461. Getting in
won't be easy.Copy !req
462. The perimeter's just open space.Copy !req
463. - That's what I'm telling you.
- I know a bloke.Copy !req
464. I mean, he's a fucking worm,
but he might be able to help.Copy !req
465. But even if I can get us in,
how the fuck we gonna get out?Copy !req
466. Leave that to me.Copy !req
467. I have someone we can call.Copy !req
468. All right, then.Copy !req
469. You like croissants?Copy !req
470. Uh, doy. Why?Copy !req
471. Take these two.Copy !req
472. - No, no.
- Just these two. Please.Copy !req
473. - What? So they can tell...
- Homelander?Copy !req
474. Hey, you wanted to see us?Copy !req
475. Or should we come back?Copy !req
476. No, Maeve. No. You stay back.Copy !req
477. All of you, stay back.
You stay the fuck back...Copy !req
478. Can you believe the gall?Copy !req
479. Cooking up these lies about me?Copy !req
480. Tarnishing my good nameCopy !req
481. with fake garbage?Copy !req
482. Right.Copy !req
483. Oh, right. Yes. Totally, sir. I know.Copy !req
484. Starlight.Copy !req
485. Spewing this filth.Copy !req
486. What a fucking lightweight.Copy !req
487. I mean, what can she even do,Copy !req
488. besides flash
her little high beams at you?Copy !req
489. Am I right?Copy !req
490. - Always, sir.
- So, then,Copy !req
491. why'd you let her get away?Copy !req
492. Don't you look at him like that.Copy !req
493. - Where the fuck were you?
- I was there.Copy !req
494. Keeping eyes on the,
on the other side of the stage.Copy !req
495. Right?Copy !req
496. - Bro.
- It's been a year.Copy !req
497. A full lap of the sun.Copy !req
498. And you haven't found A-Train.Copy !req
499. Or Butcher.Copy !req
500. Or Starlight.Copy !req
501. It's almost as if
you're fucking up on purpose.Copy !req
502. I mean, I know you're not.
That would be suicidal.Copy !req
503. You know...Copy !req
504. I had a good chat with Gavin,
our stage manager.Copy !req
505. And... and it turns out,Copy !req
506. he betrayed me.Copy !req
507. He liked a couple of Starlight posts
in the past.Copy !req
508. And a horrible meme about me.Copy !req
509. It really makes me wonder,Copy !req
510. who else is a traitor
hiding in plain sight?Copy !req
511. Sir, you can check my history.
I've never liked one of her shitty posts.Copy !req
512. Here, just check it. Look.Copy !req
513. That won't be necessary, but, gentlemen...Copy !req
514. do your fucking jobs.Copy !req
515. Yes, sir.Copy !req
516. Bro, what the hell?
You could have had my back in there.Copy !req
517. Bro, you're not the real Noir.Copy !req
518. Okay? You can talk.Copy !req
519. Look, I get Method. Okay?
I fuck with Stella Adler.Copy !req
520. I just shot Honey Boy 2 with Shia.
We literally never broke character.Copy !req
521. Hey. But enough's enough.Copy !req
522. Bro!Copy !req
523. - I always thought I'd stay single.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
524. But you know what they say.
How do you make God laugh?Copy !req
525. - Make a plan.
- Ain't that the truth?Copy !req
526. So, there I was
at the National Prayer Breakfast,Copy !req
527. and I look across the table, and it was...Copy !req
528. It was like the Lord smiled upon us.Copy !req
529. Talk about a match made in heaven.Copy !req
530. - Amen.
- Amen.Copy !req
531. Oh Father himself.Copy !req
532. Head pastor, president and CEO
of Samaritan's Embrace Ministries,Copy !req
533. after Ezekiel's untimely murder.Copy !req
534. - God rest his soul.
- Amen.Copy !req
535. You two are just
a super-abled union for the ages.Copy !req
536. We share the belief
in a dream of a Christian nation.Copy !req
537. Think that's why I fell for her so fast.Copy !req
538. For me, it was love...Copy !req
539. - at first sight. Oh, come on, now.
- ... at first sight. See, I knewCopy !req
540. he was gonna say that.Copy !req
541. - Try marrying a mind reader.
- Oh.Copy !req
542. Powerful.Copy !req
543. Now, how about we switch gears?Copy !req
544. Like y'all's initiative to abolish D.E.I.?Copy !req
545. Now, it's funny how those
three little letters are all in "devil."Copy !req
546. People don't need a handout.Copy !req
547. It's racist to give people a leg up
based on skin color.Copy !req
548. - Isn't white a color, too?
- Let's cut.Copy !req
549. Excuse me, but I'm the one who calls cut.Copy !req
550. - Cut.
- Sage.Copy !req
551. My sister in Christ.Copy !req
552. Um, no.Copy !req
553. I don't believe in your magic sky ghost
or his baby sky ghost.Copy !req
554. I need the vice president.Copy !req
555. Give us the room.Copy !req
556. Fuck.Copy !req
557. How is married life?Copy !req
558. The power of Christ
compel you to fuck him?Copy !req
559. Bitch, your hole still smells like Deep.Copy !req
560. The Great Barrier Queef.Copy !req
561. Touchy. Hey, it's not my faultCopy !req
562. the American people wouldn't accept
a single cat lady as VP.Copy !req
563. Maybe. But still, I don't see why
I had to put Tigger down.Copy !req
564. - It was the patriotic thing to do.
- Can we hurry this along?Copy !req
565. - I'm about to kill D.E.I.
- Uh, not today, you're not.Copy !req
566. He wants more Starlighters arrested.Copy !req
567. But everyone who smashed a windowCopy !req
568. or held a can of spray paint
is already at camp.Copy !req
569. Now it's anyone who registered
as a StarlighterCopy !req
570. or posted defamatory things
about Homelander.Copy !req
571. Cyberterrorists are terrorists, too.Copy !req
572. - True. True.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
573. It's just that we've already
purged the CIA,Copy !req
574. DOJ, FBI, FTC, CDC,Copy !req
575. EPA, DHS, HHS and USPS,Copy !req
576. we deported the nation's
nannies and gardeners,Copy !req
577. we arrested Chappell Roan
and Tyler, the CreatorCopy !req
578. and they cancelled Coachella, but nowCopy !req
579. he wants to detain thousands
of American citizens?Copy !req
580. You know, I couldn't help but notice,Copy !req
581. you registered "BarrettForPresident"
dot com, net and org.Copy !req
582. - It's exploratory.
- You're a Supe.Copy !req
583. We made you fucking vice president.Copy !req
584. As long as you stay useful,Copy !req
585. don't worry, everything'll come up Ashley.Copy !req
586. Yeah. Good talk.Copy !req
587. "Reacher, massive,Copy !req
588. enters the motel.Copy !req
589. You're huge.Copy !req
590. You know what
they say about huge guys.Copy !req
591. They have huge cocks."Copy !req
592. Jesus fucking Christ.Copy !req
593. - Are you fucking crazy? Get in here.
- Hello, Worm.Copy !req
594. Yeah, hi. You're, like,
America's literal most wanted.Copy !req
595. Did anyone see you come in here?Copy !req
596. - No.
- A-Are you sure?Copy !req
597. Because I did a deep dive
on surveillance techCopy !req
598. for an SVU spec,
and that shit is everywhere now.Copy !req
599. Fucking hell, this is a bit of a step down
from that brownstone you had, innit?Copy !req
600. Yeah, it's not my fault
there was a contractionCopy !req
601. in the TV business.Copy !req
602. Listen, whatever you want, I...Copy !req
603. I'm not interested.Copy !req
604. Come off it, mate.Copy !req
605. - You ain't even heard the pitch yet.
- Pass.Copy !req
606. Well told...Copy !req
607. Whatever. Just fucking go.Copy !req
608. Okay? You don't have anything
on me anymore.Copy !req
609. Well, I still got them
creepy fucking texts you sent, don't I?Copy !req
610. Miranda Cosgrove was 19 at the time.Copy !req
611. And I don't even work there anymore.Copy !req
612. Vought Studios replaced
all their writers with AI.Copy !req
613. And yes, the audience scores
went way up on Rotty T's,Copy !req
614. but it isn't art, okay?Copy !req
615. It just isn't.Copy !req
616. Uh-uh-uh.Copy !req
617. You'll ruin your appetite.Copy !req
618. That's right.Copy !req
619. I came here for an ex-Supe
with a certain set of skills.Copy !req
620. I need us a tunnel dug.Copy !req
621. You do that, and you can stick it
to Vought for putting you out to pasture.Copy !req
622. H-How does digging a tunnel fuck Vought?Copy !req
623. You do the tunnel, I'll do the fucking.Copy !req
624. Twenty miles out of Rochester.Copy !req
625. - Be there.
- Rochester?Copy !req
626. Oh, Rochester's got that Honeoye soil.Copy !req
627. Fucking delicious.Copy !req
628. You need a shower.
You smell like a Wingstop bathroom.Copy !req
629. Uh, thanks?Copy !req
630. Was that bad? Sorry.Copy !req
631. Turns out, talking to people's hard.Copy !req
632. Took you long enough.Copy !req
633. Slowing down in your old age?Copy !req
634. Fuck you, JonBenét.Copy !req
635. You guys are friends?Copy !req
636. You talk?Copy !req
637. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
638. Reggie's been helping us out for a while.Copy !req
639. - Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
640. Where is everybody?Copy !req
641. I heard about the Pittsburgh raid
last month.Copy !req
642. - Mm.
- Go Marie Moreau. How's her team doing?Copy !req
643. Yeah, they're scoring a few wins,
but not nearly enough.Copy !req
644. So, what's with the 911?Copy !req
645. Hughie, M.M. and FrenchieCopy !req
646. are going to be executed tomorrow,Copy !req
647. so we need your help to break them out.Copy !req
648. Of a Vought prison camp?Copy !req
649. - You're fucking crazy.
- Listen, you don't have to fight, okay?Copy !req
650. We just need you to run them
to the extraction point.Copy !req
651. - It's easy.
- Easy. Right.Copy !req
652. You know Homelander's gonna be waiting.Copy !req
653. I can't.Copy !req
654. We know how to kill him, okay?Copy !req
655. - But we need Frenchie to do it.
- Great. Well,Copy !req
656. good luck with that.Copy !req
657. Hey, are you gonna keep running forever?Copy !req
658. I mean, if we're gonna really
take him out, we need your help.Copy !req
659. So, what, I'm just supposed to join
this little fucking Supergroup?Copy !req
660. I mean, we are down one asshole, so...Copy !req
661. yeah, maybe.Copy !req
662. - No.
- Why not?Copy !req
663. I said I can't.Copy !req
664. I know you're scared—Copy !req
665. No, I'm not fucking scared.Copy !req
666. I got a family to protect.Copy !req
667. I can't.Copy !req
668. I get it. I do.Copy !req
669. Me, too.Copy !req
670. Keep them safe.Copy !req
671. - We shouldn't have let him go.
- No.Copy !req
672. Homelander fucked him up.Copy !req
673. Fucked me up, too.Copy !req
674. We're gonna need an exit plan B.Copy !req
675. All right, so we hit the east gate.Copy !req
676. Oui, petit Hughie,
when the guards change shift.Copy !req
677. And we go at dawn.Copy !req
678. - We've been through this.
- I know.Copy !req
679. I just want to go over it a few more times
just so I can get it in my head.Copy !req
680. Hughie. Take a fucking drink, will you?Copy !req
681. No, thanks.Copy !req
682. Mon ami?Copy !req
683. You know I quit.Copy !req
684. Leave it up to you to have your shit
the tightest you've ever had itCopy !req
685. - in a fucking internment camp.
- Yeah, what about you?Copy !req
686. Have you been eating
the fresh produce I smuggle in?Copy !req
687. Moonshine's got corn in it.Copy !req
688. Hey.Copy !req
689. Don't worry.Copy !req
690. Annie will be fine. She's strong.Copy !req
691. Kimiko, too.Copy !req
692. Y'all motherfuckers are trippin'.Copy !req
693. Y'all don't know what the fuck's
going on with them.Copy !req
694. Hey, you don't even know
where Kimiko's at.Copy !req
695. What, so you don't think
you're gonna seeCopy !req
696. Janine and Monique again?Copy !req
697. - Is that it?
- What I know is, is thatCopy !req
698. they're a shit ton safer without me
making a mess out of their lives.Copy !req
699. M.M., you're the strongest guy I know.Copy !req
700. We've been in tougher spots than this.Copy !req
701. You know, I did two tours
in the 3/8 in Farah Province.Copy !req
702. The shit I saw would fuck you up.Copy !req
703. And even that was Emily in ParisCopy !req
704. compared to the shit
that we looking at here.Copy !req
705. And even if we make it out of here,
we ain't surviving this fucking war.Copy !req
706. We are dead men walking.Copy !req
707. Chin-chin, motherfuckers.Copy !req
708. - We need more resin.
- Yeah.Copy !req
709. Got some more hidden
in the barracks walls.Copy !req
710. You want to...?Copy !req
711. Attention, campers.Copy !req
712. Tonight's screening will be
Dawn of the Seven.Copy !req
713. Tomorrow's screening will also be
Dawn of the Seven.Copy !req
714. "Well, Annie, today marks two months.Copy !req
715. It's a little insane how much I miss you.Copy !req
716. I've been having trouble eating.Copy !req
717. Every day, I see people giving up,
but not me,Copy !req
718. because I have you."Copy !req
719. It's very, very sweet.Copy !req
720. They were innocent.Copy !req
721. Oh.Copy !req
722. Well, I'd hardly call them innocent.Copy !req
723. They lied to me. Played dumbCopy !req
724. about your little stash in the wall there.Copy !req
725. We've known about that
for quite some time.Copy !req
726. But I just wanted to give you
a little hope.Copy !req
727. You're not the one
who gave it to me, asshole.Copy !req
728. Ooh. I like Internment Camp Hughie.Copy !req
729. - She's zesty.
- Fuck you.Copy !req
730. Do it.Copy !req
731. - What?
- Kill me.Copy !req
732. Not until we flush out
Butcher and Starlight.Copy !req
733. You think they're dumb enough
to just walk right into your trap?Copy !req
734. Let's not insult each other.
We both know they're coming.Copy !req
735. Do you remember when we first met?Copy !req
736. - How could I forget?
- Believe festival.Copy !req
737. I tried to cleanse your soul.Copy !req
738. I remember thinking...Copy !req
739. "Why him?"Copy !req
740. What does Starlight see
in this gangly simpCopy !req
741. that reeks of fear
and Strawberry Smoothie kids' shampoo?Copy !req
742. You know, William and Victoria Neuman
love you, too.Copy !req
743. I mean, I get it from your perspective.Copy !req
744. You're punching up. Good for you.Copy !req
745. But why are they so hopelessly devotedCopy !req
746. to such staggering mediocrity?Copy !req
747. Why would Starlight and ButcherCopy !req
748. piss away their livesCopy !req
749. to try and rescue you?Copy !req
750. Because I'd do it for them.Copy !req
751. Fuck are you doing, asshole?Copy !req
752. Thought I asked youCopy !req
753. to swing through Austin
and pick us up some Franklins.Copy !req
754. Something came up.Copy !req
755. It's all bien, baby bro.Copy !req
756. I got some rib eyes in the fridge.Copy !req
757. Thanks.Copy !req
758. Arana made your favorite corn salad.Copy !req
759. Oh, my bad, uh...Copy !req
760. salade le maïs.Copy !req
761. I think that's it.Copy !req
762. I've been slacking on my Duolingo.Copy !req
763. You ain't got to do that, bro.Copy !req
764. What?Copy !req
765. I mean, come on, it's been, like,
a year and some change nowCopy !req
766. and you still acting like
this is some chill family vacation?Copy !req
767. Instead of on the run.Copy !req
768. - It's fine.
- You're a shitty liar.Copy !req
769. I know I fucked you over.Copy !req
770. So, please,Copy !req
771. stop trying to make me
feel better about it.Copy !req
772. You remember when we got into it,
at the park that day?Copy !req
773. And I told you that you had
never really saved anyone.Copy !req
774. - You were right.
- Not anymore.Copy !req
775. I'm still breathing, ain't I?Copy !req
776. And Arana, your nephews.Copy !req
777. I mean, yeah,
the moving around constantly?Copy !req
778. It's a pain in the ass.Copy !req
779. But it's worth it,Copy !req
780. to get to see you like this.Copy !req
781. Mom would be really proud of you, man.Copy !req
782. Dad!Copy !req
783. Dad, Uncle Reg.Copy !req
784. Why are they doing that?Copy !req
785. A-Train?Copy !req
786. That was your fucking Phone-a-Friend?Copy !req
787. Well, I held up my end, luv.
How are you gonna get us out?Copy !req
788. I'll fly us all out. One by one.Copy !req
789. Well, that will take all fucking night.Copy !req
790. All right, fine.Copy !req
791. Just as long as we're
on the same page here.Copy !req
792. Frenchie goes first.Copy !req
793. Yeah, all right. Frenchie first.Copy !req
794. - What about Hughie and M.M.?
- We will get them.Copy !req
795. But nothing is more important
than killing Homelander.Copy !req
796. - Frenchie first.
- You sound like Maeve.Copy !req
797. Yeah, well, Maeve was right.Copy !req
798. Shh! Quiet.Copy !req
799. You've been whining like
a little bitch since the Azores.Copy !req
800. They're already gone.Copy !req
801. Stop following my fucking family, man.Copy !req
802. I'm never gonna stop, bro.Copy !req
803. Homelander's orders.Copy !req
804. - Only one way this ends.
- Yeah, exactly.Copy !req
805. Right now it's you coming after me.Copy !req
806. Then it'll be Noir coming after you.Copy !req
807. New Noir, because Homelander
killed the first one.Copy !req
808. Remember?Copy !req
809. That's how people end up around him.Copy !req
810. You smug dick.Copy !req
811. Always thought you were
better than me, didn't you?Copy !req
812. - Jesus.
- What? It's true.Copy !req
813. Sending me 2,000 octopus fleshlights?Copy !req
814. What, you think I'm a fucking joke?Copy !req
815. Suck my balls. You're the fucking joke.Copy !req
816. Look at you.
On the run like a little bitch,Copy !req
817. and I'm with Homelander.Copy !req
818. You know, I can see it.Copy !req
819. Look how terrified you are of him.Copy !req
820. Fuck you.Copy !req
821. I'm the Lord of the Seven Seas, baby.Copy !req
822. I'm all about that sigma life.Copy !req
823. I ain't terrified of shit.Copy !req
824. You're so scared of Homelander,
you don't even see what it's done to you.Copy !req
825. I am not fucking scared.Copy !req
826. Yeah, I said the same thing.Copy !req
827. It's pathetic.Copy !req
828. You're pathetic.Copy !req
829. Sooner or later
I'm gonna get to your family.Copy !req
830. Xander, we'll leave
when I say we'll leave.Copy !req
831. God.Copy !req
832. When I wrote
the series finale of Triple C,Copy !req
833. that's Crimson Countess Capers,Copy !req
834. it was impossible to, like, tick every boxCopy !req
835. and tie up every little storyline.Copy !req
836. I mean, just try making everybody happy.Copy !req
837. You can't do it.Copy !req
838. Finales are the worst.Copy !req
839. Your voice makes me want to kill myself.Copy !req
840. Oh. Sorry. Was that bad?Copy !req
841. How many times did you come here thinking,
"I should just blaze on in thereCopy !req
842. - and save the day?"
- No, I already said that I—Copy !req
843. Oh, come off it.Copy !req
844. Don't give me that "Hughie's safer
in his playpen" bollocks.Copy !req
845. You left him in there 'cause you don't
want to look him in the eyeCopy !req
846. after a year's worth
of deep, dark shit you've done.Copy !req
847. Let me give you a bit of advice.Copy !req
848. Please don't.Copy !req
849. Ain't nothing to feel guilty about.Copy !req
850. 'Cause that shit
is gonna get us all killed.Copy !req
851. I mean, it is thankless
and impossible work.Copy !req
852. Hey, what did you guys think
of the, uh, Lost finale?Copy !req
853. - Get to work, asshole.
- Great.Copy !req
854. I'm fucking starving.
Where you want to pop out?Copy !req
855. Bunk 19.Copy !req
856. Wait, that...Copy !req
857. That's a Vought Freedom Camp.Copy !req
858. - Is it?
- No, no, no, no.Copy !req
859. Y-You said I'd get to stick it to Vought,
not get fucking lasered in half.Copy !req
860. Well, that's how worms
get their rocks off, innit?Copy !req
861. It's complicated, and I-I don't want to
get into that right now. I'm fucking out.Copy !req
862. Hey. Our friends are about to be killed.Copy !req
863. So, you're gonna dig us a hole
or I'll bury you in one.Copy !req
864. Drive the action to the climax,
drive the action to the climax.Copy !req
865. You guys are gonna want to stay back.Copy !req
866. Ooh, no.Copy !req
867. Have fun in the shithole.Copy !req
868. Ladies first.Copy !req
869. Fuck you.Copy !req
870. Yeah.Copy !req
871. Oh.Copy !req
872. That wasn't so bad, was it?Copy !req
873. Don't ever contact me again.Copy !req
874. Oh, hey, uh, is it cool if I use thisCopy !req
875. for the A story in the, uh,
Reacher spec I'm working on?Copy !req
876. - Oh, piss off, wanker.
- Taking that as a yes.Copy !req
877. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
878. Surprise.Copy !req
879. Welcome, William.Copy !req
880. And you.Copy !req
881. The gang is almost all here. Oh.Copy !req
882. And, uh...Copy !req
883. you never told me
that this one's nickname is...Copy !req
884. Mother's Milk.Copy !req
885. Okay. So, what's the big plan?Copy !req
886. What, are you gonna sandbag me
with the Godolkin virus?Copy !req
887. Yes. I know all about it.Copy !req
888. - Suck my fat dick.
- Hmm?Copy !req
889. Hey, where's Starlight?Copy !req
890. Just doesn't feel like a partyCopy !req
891. without my little lightning bug here...Copy !req
892. Jesus Christ. William,
you've got a viper's nest in there.Copy !req
893. I'd heard about it, of course, but...Copy !req
894. seeing it for myself, it's, uh...Copy !req
895. it-it's incredible.Copy !req
896. I mean, it's fucking disgusting,Copy !req
897. of course, but it-it's beautiful.Copy !req
898. What you've done to yourself,
what you've become.Copy !req
899. And you did all that for me?Copy !req
900. Now that, that is devotion.Copy !req
901. You know, William,Copy !req
902. I know we're not exactly equals,Copy !req
903. but I'm compelled to say...Copy !req
904. you are the only one
that's ever challenged me.Copy !req
905. And there's a part of me
that will be sad to see you go.Copy !req
906. Come on. Blondie's gonna fly us out.Copy !req
907. - Annie! Annie.
- Hughie. Hughie.Copy !req
908. - Shit.
- What the fuck?Copy !req
909. Hughie.Copy !req
910. Get down.Copy !req
911. Don't you move.Copy !req
912. Mon coeur.Copy !req
913. Frenchie.Copy !req
914. Hey.Copy !req
915. It's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
916. Just stay down, okay?Copy !req
917. What are you doing?Copy !req
918. Hey, dick.Copy !req
919. I've been waiting for this.Copy !req
920. I'm-a chop that thing up like a party sub.Copy !req
921. Don't you fucking move.Copy !req
922. Don't you move. Get your hands
up where I can see them.Copy !req
923. Get your fucking hands up
where I can see them.Copy !req
924. Merci, mademoiselle.Copy !req
925. Hold her tight.Copy !req
926. Where-where is she going?Copy !req
927. Fuck this. She's not coming back.Copy !req
928. - Hughie, we have to go. We have to go now.
- Hey.Copy !req
929. - Ivy, stay down, stay down.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
930. - She's coming back. She's coming back.
- She-she can't. Just—Copy !req
931. William!Copy !req
932. - Frenchie at the van?
- Yeah.Copy !req
933. Come on, then.Copy !req
934. Are you hurt?Copy !req
935. Where the hell were you?Copy !req
936. Yeah, I know,
and that's what I said.Copy !req
937. Yes, exactly.Copy !req
938. I don't know. The usual.Copy !req
939. I'm not...Copy !req
940. Looks like someone can catch
the A-Train after all.Copy !req
941. End of the road, buddy boy.Copy !req
942. What's so funny?Copy !req
943. What was I so afraid of?Copy !req
944. You are...Copy !req
945. fucking nothing.Copy !req
946. Really?Copy !req
947. Yeah.Copy !req
948. Really.Copy !req
949. You're just an empty fucking suit.Copy !req
950. Take away these powers...Copy !req
951. and what are you, huh?Copy !req
952. A pathetic...Copy !req
953. weak,Copy !req
954. sniveling fucking loser.Copy !req