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drug from Vought.
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19. - What the fuck?
- Crimson Countess.
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- I loved you.
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imagine a better world.
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operate this thing? Seriously.
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get rid of most of them.
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- Here, I found it. I found it.
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- Someone's cosplaying?
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- It is not CGI.
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right, you know what?
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We dominate the news cycle.
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you have any idea?
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of that little pickle.
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fucking Christmas turkey,
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102. Yeah, well, he grew up a
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- Anyway,
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that's made his own choices.
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kill more people. I mean, fuck.
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I'll be right there.
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- Mm-hmm.
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to cover up your bullshit...
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your straight-up murders...
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you also murdered.
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- Couple things. Uh...
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Noir. He wouldn't run.
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to take over Vought?
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they all know I'm a fraud.
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I want to hear you say it.
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- I want them to love me.
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- Mm-hmm. Part of you is.
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- A dirty, shriveled,
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die than be Soviet slaves.
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is what they are.
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gonna find them.
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be caught dead in that pussy gear.
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passes as a man today?
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ass up in Afghanistan.
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Those were the good guys.
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some rug rats of my own,
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- Okay. Okay, yeah.
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- You're disgusting.
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so pleased, you know,
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- They didn't tell you?
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- Mm.
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- Of course, sweetheart.
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- Yeah, look, it's understandable...
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nasty question is that?
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I'm happy to answer...
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media is lying to them.
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inside my fucking asshole,
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a little slammed right now.
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- No, no.
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overwhelmed with sympathy.
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in a hostage video.
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play nice with the guy
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on your first day of work.
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463. Come on, Annie, you and I were friends.
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464. None of that has changed for me.
Copy !req
465. Are you ever gonna get to the point?
Copy !req
466. You have 193 million
Instagram followers.
Copy !req
467. Lend me your influence,
and I'll lend you mine.
Copy !req
468. I can protect you from Homelander.
Copy !req
469. You'll finally be team captain for real.
Copy !req
470. And in return, you help
me goose my numbers.
Copy !req
471. I can finally get my
education reform bill passed.
Copy !req
472. We can make things better, Annie.
Copy !req
473. For my daughter,
Copy !req
474. for a lot of daughters.
Copy !req
475. Come on, what do you say?
Copy !req
476. You're right.
Copy !req
477. This whole place.
Copy !req
478. I'm so fucking tired...
Copy !req
479. of listening to people tell me
Copy !req
480. I need to be shitty in order to win.
Copy !req
481. Fuck you.
Copy !req
482. And fuck Homelander, and fuck Vought
Copy !req
483. and this "whatever it takes" crap.
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484. You're just gonna end up
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485. sitting on top of the
steaming pile of shit
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486. that you built.
Copy !req
487. I'm done.
Copy !req
488. I'm fucking done. I'm
not doing it anymore.
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489. You're not gonna be doing anything
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490. if Homelander kills you.
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491. Yeah, maybe.
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492. But then I'll know I'm not
working with a fucking nutjob.
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493. So, either pop my head
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494. or get the hell out.
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495. Hey, keep this between us?
Copy !req
496. It'd be really tough to take
out America's sweetheart,
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497. but not impossible.
Copy !req
498. I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
499. No.
Copy !req
500. No. S'il vous plaît, no. Don't do this.
Copy !req
501. His body is a masterpiece, no?
Copy !req
502. Do you know the story behind this one?
Copy !req
503. Oh, years ago, my cousin
Kolya went State's witness, so
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504. I send my Sergei.
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505. Not even three bullets
could stop my attack dog.
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506. Bar fight on the Basque coast.
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507. He started it.
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508. Oh, my beast. This is my favorite.
Copy !req
509. When Sergei was 14 years
old, he dropped a glass.
Copy !req
510. His father told him
to kneel in the shards
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511. and not move until he said so.
Copy !req
512. Little Sergei did not shift an inch,
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513. not even after his
father left to get drunk
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514. and pass out in the whorehouse.
Copy !req
515. Oh, please, don't cry for Sergei.
Copy !req
516. He likes to be told what to do.
Copy !req
517. And he loves to be
punished when he's bad.
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518. Makes him hard.
Copy !req
519. No.
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520. So... Cherie...
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521. - No.
- ... or Kimiko?
Copy !req
522. No, don't do it.
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523. Don't do this! Nina!
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524. You must choose, Sergei.
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525. If not, I will kill
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526. both of them, and when you've finished
Copy !req
527. screaming, crying, I will kill you, too.
Copy !req
528. - Choose.
- No.
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529. Fuck.
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530. No.
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531. Kimiko, run!
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532. Kimiko!
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533. No!
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534. Oh, fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
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535. Mon cœur.
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536. Mon cœur.
Copy !req
537. She's gone.
Copy !req
538. Nina's gone.
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539. It's over.
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540. It's over.
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541. Have you always had that?
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542. I don't know what you're talking about.
Copy !req
543. I grew up in Harlem,
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544. brownstone filled with family.
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545. Grandparents, uncles, aunts, cousins.
Copy !req
546. One night,
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547. there was a ruckus outside.
Copy !req
548. I looked out the window,
and it was Soldier Boy.
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549. He had pulled up on some
kids that were trying
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550. to boost a Benz, and so I
run and wake up my granddad.
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551. "Grandpa, Grandpa. It's
Soldier Boy. Come look."
Copy !req
552. Soldier Boy takes the Benz,
Copy !req
553. and he hurls it through our house,
Copy !req
554. like a fucking freight train.
Copy !req
555. It missed me by about six inches.
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556. And my grandpa...
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557. One minute he was there...
Copy !req
558. and then he wasn't.
Copy !req
559. And I woke him up.
Copy !req
560. I put him in that spot.
Copy !req
561. That is not your fault.
Copy !req
562. That's when this whole OCD shit started.
Copy !req
563. I mean, I don't understand it.
Copy !req
564. All I know is that if I
didn't check the burners
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565. three times a night,
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566. Soldier Boy would come back
and kill the rest of us.
Copy !req
567. And I'm still that kid.
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568. Still getting up in
the middle of the night,
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569. checking the burners.
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570. 'Cause if I don't,
Copy !req
571. Soldier Boy's gonna come back,
Copy !req
572. and he's gonna kill my family.
Copy !req
573. I got to get this
motherfucker out of my head,
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574. and end this.
Copy !req
575. Or it'll end me.
Copy !req
576. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- Oh, hell nah.
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577. - Oh, my God.
- Invitation?
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578. I got your invitation right here.
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579. Hey.
Copy !req
580. Starlight. I did not even recognize you.
Copy !req
581. Come in. You are more
than welcome to party.
Copy !req
582. - Party?
- Yeah.
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583. The 70th anniversary of Herogasm.
Copy !req
584. - Fuck me.
- Oh.
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585. - Oh, shit.
- Fuck.
Copy !req
586. You seem familiar.
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587. You about to get
familiar with these hands
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588. if you don't get this
motherfucking love sausage
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589. away from my goddamn face.
Copy !req
590. - Okay, okay, okay.
- You are not Supe.
Copy !req
591. I'm with her.
Copy !req
592. For the fuck party.
Copy !req
593. Yeah. Um, mm-hmm. No, he's
very good at cunnilingus.
Copy !req
594. - Yeah, his tongue is just... Yeah.
- Oh, yeah?
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595. He just gobbles that vagina right up.
Copy !req
596. Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
Copy !req
597. - Mm-hmm.
- Love Sausage, huh?
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598. This is good name for me.
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599. I like it. Come on in.
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600. Oh, my God.
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601. Oh...
Copy !req
602. All right, so once a
year, a bunch of C-listers
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603. get together at one of their places
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604. to get they wicks wet.
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605. Stop.
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606. - Herogasm.
- Mm-hmm.
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607. - I get it.
- Holy ass-ramming.
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608. Ew.
Copy !req
609. Aw, stop!
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610. Holy ass-ramming. Holy ass-ramming.
Copy !req
611. Come on. Come on my hump.
Copy !req
612. That's it.
Copy !req
613. Poor Frenchie.
Copy !req
614. He's always wanted to see
this. He's gonna be heartbroken.
Copy !req
615. - You know what's fucked up?
- Hmm?
Copy !req
616. It's that it's real
fucking sex workers here
Copy !req
617. getting banged up, and
not in the good way.
Copy !req
618. Not that these Supes give a shit.
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619. When Soldier Boy gets here,
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620. it's gonna be a slaughter.
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621. We have to get these people out.
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622. What up, bro?
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623. What the fuck did this motherfucker
Copy !req
624. - put on my jacket?
- Oh, my God. Okay. Um...
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625. It's my favorite fucking jacket.
Copy !req
626. - Let's go find a bathroom.
- Some nasty-ass shit.
Copy !req
627. - Let's go find a bathroom.
- This shit is sticky.
Copy !req
628. Let's go clean it up. Let's go.
Copy !req
629. - What the fuck is this shit?
- Yellowtail sashimi?
Copy !req
630. No. No, not in the
mood for that. Thanks.
Copy !req
631. - Goddamn it.
- Throwing ropes.
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632. Oh, shit.
Copy !req
633. Lick it up, you yummy brown bear.
Copy !req
634. I can't.
Copy !req
635. I need a bathroom.
Copy !req
636. Right now.
Copy !req
637. Oh, okay. So, this...
this is an actual orgy.
Copy !req
638. That's what this is.
Copy !req
639. Fucking Herogasm.
Copy !req
640. Still a thing, eh?
Copy !req
641. It's my thing. I founded it in '52.
Copy !req
642. Me and this other Supe, Liberty.
Copy !req
643. Man, was she a firecracker.
Copy !req
644. Frenchie's gonna be
heartbroken he missed this.
Copy !req
645. There are a lot of people in there.
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646. Well, as long as they stay
out of my way, they'll be fine.
Copy !req
647. Okay, all right. Just,
uh, give me three minutes.
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648. I'll jump in, I'll jump back out.
Copy !req
649. I'll tell you exactly
where to find the twins.
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650. Nobody else in your way.
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651. Three minutes.
Copy !req
652. Soldier Boy? Nah, he's dead as dog shit.
Copy !req
653. No, he's not.
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654. I swear, this is really happening.
Copy !req
655. Please, you need to help me
get people out of here, now.
Copy !req
656. Starlight, come on.
Copy !req
657. Do not let them do this to you.
Copy !req
658. This... this fear.
Copy !req
659. You heard what Homelander said.
Copy !req
660. Lamestream media's making a
fucking mountain out of a molehill.
Copy !req
661. - Do the research.
- Oh, my God.
Copy !req
662. This is real.
Copy !req
663. These attacks are real.
Copy !req
664. Soldier Boy is real.
Copy !req
665. Well, I just think you could stand
to be a little better informed.
Copy !req
666. Homelander's gonna
take care of it, okay?
Copy !req
667. I'm gonna go find a salad to toss.
Copy !req
668. Excuse me.
Copy !req
669. You melted my cock ring.
Copy !req
670. Oh, Jesus, your stretching powers!
Copy !req
671. Oh, my God, your mouth is amazing.
Copy !req
672. It's like a velvet
vacuum draining my balls.
Copy !req
673. Oh, yeah. You are so fucking hot.
Copy !req
674. Oh...
Copy !req
675. God, your legs go on for days.
Copy !req
676. Ooh. Ooh. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
677. - What the fuck?
- Shit.
Copy !req
678. It's not what it looks like.
Copy !req
679. What are you doing here?
Copy !req
680. Nothing. I'm not doing
anything. Why would you even...
Copy !req
681. This octopus was sick.
Why would you ask that?
Copy !req
682. - Homelander is gonna love this.
- No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
Copy !req
683. Please, please, please.
Stop. Stop, stop, stop. No.
Copy !req
684. Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Look.
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685. That's why I'm here. It's his idea.
Copy !req
686. What's his idea?
Copy !req
687. I said no cameras in the toilets, Tommy.
Copy !req
688. - Give it back.
- You're pathetic.
Copy !req
689. You know what?
Copy !req
690. Let's see how everyone
feels about close-ups
Copy !req
691. of their assholes without consent!
Copy !req
692. Fuck you. I'm done.
Copy !req
693. I never want to see you again.
Copy !req
694. Oh. That's so sweet.
Copy !req
695. Uh, just, I got to give
my asshole a breather.
Copy !req
696. You know?
Copy !req
697. Then say goodbye to that
Westfield mall opening
Copy !req
698. next week in Poughkeepsie, 'cause nobody
Copy !req
699. is coming to see you without me.
Copy !req
700. I fucking hate you. I hate your mouth.
Copy !req
701. I hate the way your
jaw pops when you chew.
Copy !req
702. And I hated every second I spent
Copy !req
703. holding that clammy hand.
Copy !req
704. I should've killed you in the womb.
Copy !req
705. Ah, fuck you!
Copy !req
706. Fuck you!
Copy !req
707. Fuck you, Tommy!
Copy !req
708. Sorry.
Copy !req
709. Ah.
Copy !req
710. Hey, I know you like fucking Supes,
Copy !req
711. but I'm off the table.
Copy !req
712. That's not why I'm here, okay?
Copy !req
713. You're here, too, you know.
Copy !req
714. Whatever, Pornhub.
Copy !req
715. I don't have time for you right now.
Copy !req
716. Hey.
Copy !req
717. You never said you were sorry.
Copy !req
718. What?
Copy !req
719. For Robin.
Copy !req
720. You never apologized for Robin.
Copy !req
721. Jesus, you want to do this right now?
Copy !req
722. Yeah, I do.
Copy !req
723. You just get away with
everything, don't you?
Copy !req
724. Just running past all the
broken people you leave behind.
Copy !req
725. All right, you know what?
Copy !req
726. What?
Copy !req
727. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
728. Is that what you want to hear?
Copy !req
729. 'Cause I am.
Copy !req
730. Okay?
Copy !req
731. It's fucked up,
Copy !req
732. seeing somebody that you
love get hurt like that.
Copy !req
733. I'm sorry.
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734. I'm fucking sorry, Hughie.
Copy !req
735. - Hughie. Hughie.
- How did you do that?
Copy !req
736. - Stop, stop!
- No. No, no, no. How the fuck did you do that?
Copy !req
737. - I'll show you again!
- No.
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738. That is not going to happen.
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739. A-Train, get out of here.
Copy !req
740. Not that you deserve the warning.
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741. Come on. Come on.
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742. Come on, come on.
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743. Is he here?
Copy !req
744. He's only here for the twins, all right?
Copy !req
745. Nobody else has to get hurt.
Copy !req
746. You don't get to decide who to
serve up on a platter here, okay?
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747. These are real people. We
need to clear the house now.
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748. This is about to be a fucking bloodbath.
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749. No, it won't. I made Soldier
Boy promise not to do anything...
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750. Hughie, stop it. Listen to me.
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751. Homelander is coming.
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752. The Deep told me.
Copy !req
753. When those two start fighting...
Copy !req
754. Please. Help me.
Copy !req
755. - You have to go.
- No. I need to stop him.
Copy !req
756. Annie. No, Annie.
Copy !req
757. Annie!
Copy !req
758. Oh, my God... You teleported me?
Copy !req
759. What the fuck?
Copy !req
760. I saved you, Annie.
Copy !req
761. Jesus Christ. All I want is to save you.
Copy !req
762. You keep saying that, but
I don't need you to save me.
Copy !req
763. Right, God forbid I help you,
Copy !req
764. because I always have
to be the weak one,
Copy !req
765. - the one you have to rescue.
- No.
Copy !req
766. You always have to be the strong one.
Copy !req
767. You always have to be
so much stronger than me.
Copy !req
768. I thought that you
didn't care about that.
Copy !req
769. I mean, on our first date,
Copy !req
770. you said that it didn't bother you.
Copy !req
771. I know.
Copy !req
772. But it does.
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773. Sometimes.
Copy !req
774. A little.
Copy !req
775. I thought the drugs had
fucked you up, Hughie, but...
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776. this is you.
Copy !req
777. This is all you.
Copy !req
778. Halothane.
Copy !req
779. What'd you think you
were gonna do with that?
Copy !req
780. You killed my family.
Copy !req
781. Which one?
Copy !req
782. Oi.
Copy !req
783. Not him.
Copy !req
784. Twins are out there.
Copy !req
785. So you get Homelander, but
I can't get Soldier Boy?
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786. You're a fucking hypocrite,
Butcher. Now move.
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787. I can't let you do it, M.
Copy !req
788. It'd be suicide.
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789. Oh, come off it. What
you gonna do with it?
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790. Move!
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791. You're such a fucking idiot.
Copy !req
792. Can't even work the TiVo without me.
Copy !req
793. And there it is, sick fuck.
Copy !req
794. Hiya, kids.
Copy !req
795. That poop chute's had a workout, huh?
Copy !req
796. Looks like the Lincoln Tunnel.
Copy !req
797. Ben.
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798. You fucked me, you selfish
Copy !req
799. piece of shit!
Copy !req
800. That's enough.
Copy !req
801. - Nicaragua wasn't our fault.
- Yeah, swear to God.
Copy !req
802. Then whose fault was it?
Copy !req
803. If you tell me, maybe I'll let you go.
Copy !req
804. I... it was Noir. It was Noir's idea,
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805. top to bottom.
Copy !req
806. He gave you to the Russians. Please.
Copy !req
807. - Noir?
- Uh-huh.
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808. - Yeah.
- Noir wouldn't take a shit
Copy !req
809. without Vought's say-so.
Copy !req
810. Please? It's the truth.
Copy !req
811. - Give me your hand.
- It's been years.
Copy !req
812. Do you want to die?
Copy !req
813. TNT detonate!
Copy !req
814. - I got to go.
- Annie, wait.
Copy !req
815. Annie, Annie, Annie, just...
Copy !req
816. You can't go.
Copy !req
817. I can't?
Copy !req
818. I'm not gonna let you.
Copy !req
819. Oh, shit.
Copy !req
820. No. No.
Copy !req
821. I don't want to hear it right now.
Copy !req
822. Blue Hawk!
Copy !req
823. - What?
- We got to talk.
Copy !req
824. Jesus Christ, not right now.
There's a psycho back there.
Copy !req
825. The fuck? Get your fucking hands off me.
Copy !req
826. You hurt a lot of people.
You hurt my brother.
Copy !req
827. You're not gonna get away with it.
Copy !req
828. Not this time.
Copy !req
829. Fuck!
Copy !req
830. God.
Copy !req
831. Help me.
Copy !req
832. S... someone please help...
Copy !req
833. Huh.
Copy !req
834. Sorted?
Copy !req
835. What happened?
Copy !req
836. William Butcher and Soldier Boy.
Copy !req
837. Of course.
Copy !req
838. You are behind this.
Copy !req
839. This whole thing.
Copy !req
840. It really is all about me.
Copy !req
841. William, we made a deal
Copy !req
842. to fight to the death, you and me.
Copy !req
843. This is cheating.
Copy !req
844. Deal's off.
Copy !req
845. You were my hero growing up.
Copy !req
846. I watched all your
movies, hundreds of times.
Copy !req
847. You were the only one that
was nearly as strong as me.
Copy !req
848. Buddy, you think you look strong?
Copy !req
849. You're wearing a cape.
Copy !req
850. You're just a cheap fucking knockoff.
Copy !req
851. Oh, no, no, no.
Copy !req
852. I'm the upgrade.
Copy !req
853. M.M. M.M.
Copy !req
854. M.M., M.M., please, I
need you. People are hurt.
Copy !req
855. M.M.! M.M. Please.
Copy !req
856. He doesn't control you.
Copy !req
857. We have to help these people.
Copy !req
858. It's up to us.
Copy !req
859. You really had me going
for a minute there.
Copy !req
860. Oi.
Copy !req
861. What the fuck?
Copy !req
862. What have you done?
Copy !req
863. Scorched earth.
Copy !req
864. Do it!
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865. Hughie!
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866. Get out of here!
Copy !req
867. No fucking way.
Copy !req
868. Let's see?
Copy !req
869. Hey.
Copy !req
870. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
871. Hey, please, no. Easy.
Copy !req
872. We need a doctor to
resew these stitches.
Copy !req
873. It was always me.
Copy !req
874. What do you mean?
Copy !req
875. I blamed the V for making me a monster
Copy !req
876. but...
Copy !req
877. that's not true.
Copy !req
878. It is just who I am.
Copy !req
879. No.
Copy !req
880. You are not a monster.
Copy !req
881. It seems no matter
how much we try to run,
Copy !req
882. we cannot escape our old lives, huh?
Copy !req
883. I suppose no one can run that fast.
Copy !req
884. Those things
Copy !req
885. Little Nina said about you
Copy !req
886. are NOT true.
Copy !req
887. Yeah.
Copy !req
888. This is a bad idea.
Copy !req
889. Homelander helped make
me America's sweetheart.
Copy !req
890. He's gonna regret that.
Copy !req
891. - You ready?
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
892. I'm in Montpelier, Vermont.
Copy !req
893. Twelve heroes and civilians are dead,
Copy !req
894. a lot more are wounded.
Copy !req
895. Now, Homelander and Vought
are going to tell you
Copy !req
896. that it was the Supervillain
and that they have it handled.
Copy !req
897. They don't.
Copy !req
898. It was Soldier Boy.
Copy !req
899. I know I sound insane, but...
Copy !req
900. Soldier Boy doesn't care
about protecting Americans,
Copy !req
901. and he probably never has.
Copy !req
902. Most heroes don't care about you.
Copy !req
903. They only care about their image, and...
Copy !req
904. Homelander is the worst of them.
Copy !req
905. He's hurt people.
Copy !req
906. He's done something to Maeve.
Copy !req
907. I don't know what they're gonna
do to me for telling the truth,
Copy !req
908. but I'm going to keep doing it,
and I should've done it sooner.
Copy !req
909. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
910. And one more thing.
Copy !req
911. I'm not Starlight anymore.
Copy !req
912. My name is Annie January...
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913. and I fucking quit.
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