1. This is a fucking mess, son,
but don't you worry.Copy !req
2. Daddy's home.Copy !req
3. What's up, shitbirds?Copy !req
4. You have five minutes
to make your opening st...Copy !req
5. You guys fucking ready?Copy !req
6. So...Copy !req
7. Noir's a vegetable.Copy !req
8. And you didn't do this.Copy !req
9. Look, there was no terrorist.Copy !req
10. It was Vought.
It's a fucking coup.Copy !req
11. Victoria Neuman's
making a teamCopy !req
12. that can keep tabs on the Supes.Copy !req
13. If you're interested.Copy !req
14. I still want
to fight Vought.Copy !req
15. I just... I want
to do it the right way.Copy !req
16. Not covered in
quite as many guts.Copy !req
17. - Maeve!
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
18. You're gonna leave me
and Elena alone.Copy !req
19. You're gonna stop
hunting Starlight,Copy !req
20. - or I release this.
- Becca's alive.Copy !req
21. She had a little boy, Ryan,
spitting image of Homelander.Copy !req
22. I do not want my son
to have to goCopy !req
23. through what I went through.Copy !req
24. Ryan, no!Copy !req
25. Promise me that you will
save him no matter whatCopy !req
26. and you will get him back to me.Copy !req
27. People love
what I have to say.Copy !req
28. They believe in it.Copy !req
29. They just don't like
the word "Nazi."Copy !req
30. That's all.Copy !req
31. Becca!Copy !req
32. Where... is my son?Copy !req
33. Stormfront.Copy !req
34. I knew you'd be here.Copy !req
35. How could you do this?Copy !req
36. I loved you.Copy !req
37. You'll always be in my heart.Copy !req
38. But the Fourth Reich is
in my soul.Copy !req
39. Join me,
and we can reign togetherCopy !req
40. for a thousand years.Copy !req
41. - Never.
- You and I are the same.Copy !req
42. Perfect genetic specimens.Copy !req
43. Think of how beautiful
our children could be.Copy !req
44. They would be
the best of both of us.Copy !req
45. Flawless Aryan Kindersoldaten.Copy !req
46. No.Copy !req
47. They'd be monsters.Copy !req
48. Like you.Copy !req
49. Your choice, Liebchen.Copy !req
50. But not even you
could stop me alone.Copy !req
51. He's not alone.Copy !req
52. What?Copy !req
53. Can't let you guys have
all the fun.Copy !req
54. Guess this means
we're breaking up.Copy !req
55. Nazi bitch.Copy !req
56. Die, Untermensch.Copy !req
57. Grab the
flash drive!Copy !req
58. She's too strong!Copy !req
59. How can we beat her?Copy !req
60. As a team.Copy !req
61. Homelander!Copy !req
62. Over here. This way.Copy !req
63. Maeve,
right here. Look to your right.Copy !req
64. Maeve!
To your left! Left!Copy !req
65. Maeve,
over here!Copy !req
66. Here with
Adam Bourke,Copy !req
67. - the director of Dawn of The Seven.
- Yes.Copy !req
68. - That's right.
- It seems like all those reshoots paid off, my friend.Copy !req
69. Right, well,
after the, you know,Copy !req
70. "Stormfront's a Nazi" thing,
we had real talks aboutCopy !req
71. shelving the movie or just
dumping it on Vought Plus.Copy !req
72. But, uh, the fans spoke
with thoseCopy !req
73. "Release the Bourke Cut"
hashtags.Copy !req
74. You guys, I love you!Copy !req
75. - Okay.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
76. - How do I... look?
- You look perfect.Copy !req
77. Okay.Copy !req
78. Oh!
Starlight, Starlight!Copy !req
79. - Starlight!
- Starlight, to the right, to the right!Copy !req
80. Starlight, over here!Copy !req
81. Starlight, this way!
Starlight, look this way!Copy !req
82. Singles, please.
Singles, please.Copy !req
83. - Starlight!
- One second.Copy !req
84. - Move over, other guy!
- Okay.Copy !req
85. No, no, no. Over here.
Singles, please.Copy !req
86. Over here, to the left!
To the left!Copy !req
87. Just a couple more shots!Copy !req
88. It's quite the star
you've got there.Copy !req
89. And thanks to Congresswoman
Neuman for joining us tonight.Copy !req
90. I hope it demonstrates
Vought welcomes the oversightCopy !req
91. from the Bureau
of Superhuman Affairs.Copy !req
92. We've been able to root out
a few bad apples together.Copy !req
93. - Thank you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
94. If I could just steal him away.Copy !req
95. Do me a favor and kill me.Copy !req
96. - Only if it's murder-suicide.
- Okay.Copy !req
97. Nadia! Nadia!Copy !req
98. Hey! Nadia!Copy !req
99. - Another picture, please.
- Hey, Nadia!Copy !req
100. A-Train, it's been over a year
since you've raced.Copy !req
101. When are we gonna see you
on the track again?Copy !req
102. Real soon.Copy !req
103. You know, but we had reshoots,
I've been training.Copy !req
104. But that race is coming,Copy !req
105. full speed ahead
for the A-Train.Copy !req
106. But it's been over a year,
and the people are wondering...Copy !req
107. Only questions about the movie.Copy !req
108. - Thank you so much.
- Okay, thank you.Copy !req
109. - Um, we have Black Noir here for you.
- Black Noir.Copy !req
110. Hughie, my man.Copy !req
111. I love the big dick energy, bro.Copy !req
112. - Who you wearing?
- A-Train, right here!Copy !req
113. I have no idea.Copy !req
114. Good. I didn't give a fuck.Copy !req
115. Guys!Copy !req
116. Pic!Copy !req
117. Who'd have thought, after
everything we've been through,Copy !req
118. - that we'd be here together?
- Okay, one more time.Copy !req
119. Right in the camera.Copy !req
120. Yeah.Copy !req
121. Who'd have thought?Copy !req
122. How could you
not know all alongCopy !req
123. that Stormfront was a Nazi?Copy !req
124. Well, I am just a man
who fell for the wrong woman.Copy !req
125. - Uh, but, uh...
- Fell for the wrong woman.Copy !req
126. But out of crisis comes change.Copy !req
127. - Out of crisis comes change.
- So I spent the last yearCopy !req
128. really slowing down
and reconnecting with myself.Copy !req
129. And I am very excited for
everyone to meet the real me.Copy !req
130. You shitty fucking director!Copy !req
131. Tony Gilroy had
to reshoot all your shit!Copy !req
132. I know I'm a fraud, babe!
I'm a fraud!Copy !req
133. - Oh, fuck!
- Pull my hair!Copy !req
134. - Fuck yeah!
- Yeah, pull my hair!Copy !req
135. - Yeah, I'm pulling it, baby!
- No, pull it out!Copy !req
136. Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
137. Mr. Campbell.Copy !req
138. Uh...Copy !req
139. - Thanks for coming.
- Yeah.Copy !req
140. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
141. Not quite.Copy !req
142. You look sharp.Copy !req
143. French blue.Copy !req
144. That suits you.Copy !req
145. What are you doing here?Copy !req
146. I found that little asshole
we've been on all month.Copy !req
147. He's having a knees-up
at a penthouse tonight.Copy !req
148. Okay. Who's your source?Copy !req
149. My source is
none of your fucking business.Copy !req
150. Look, me and the Boys,
we're all set up.Copy !req
151. We just need you to, uh...Copy !req
152. give us a green light.Copy !req
153. Okay.Copy !req
154. Um, I'll talk to Neuman.Copy !req
155. Or you could take
your tongue out of her ass,Copy !req
156. slap on your big-boy pantsCopy !req
157. and make a fucking decision.Copy !req
158. You got something
you want to say to me?Copy !req
159. I think
I just fucking said it, son.Copy !req
160. Just photos.Copy !req
161. No violence or maimingCopy !req
162. or-or-or-or tortureCopy !req
163. or curb stompingCopy !req
164. or setting anyone on fire.Copy !req
165. Oh, uh...Copy !req
166. I'll get you
them expense reports you wanted.Copy !req
167. Tomorrow.Copy !req
168. God, what is he doing?Copy !req
169. - Give it to her, babe.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
170. Go!
Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
171. Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go...Copy !req
172. Am I really
seeing what I'm seeing?Copy !req
173. All she needs now is a vagina.Copy !req
174. The little asshole.Copy !req
175. Hey.Copy !req
176. I'm Tyler.Copy !req
177. - What the fuck?
- Yeah! Did you see that?Copy !req
178. Excuse me.Copy !req
179. I want you inside me.Copy !req
180. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
181. Oh, come on, come on,
come on, come on.Copy !req
182. Oh, yes.Copy !req
183. - Ready?
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
184. I'm gonna rock
your fucking dick, babe.Copy !req
185. Ah, that's it.Copy !req
186. Okay, Okay.Copy !req
187. Oh, don't... don't stop.Copy !req
188. Don't stop.Copy !req
189. Get to the prostate.Copy !req
190. Yes.Copy !req
191. Oh, don't stop.Copy !req
192. Oh, don't stop.Copy !req
193. No!Copy !req
194. Is okay.Copy !req
195. - Get the fuck out!
- Is okay.Copy !req
196. I see nothing. I go, okay?Copy !req
197. Wait!Copy !req
198. You can't leave.Copy !req
199. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
200. No! No, putain!Copy !req
201. Get out! Get out!Copy !req
202. Get out!Copy !req
203. He's trying to get in my ass!Copy !req
204. Get him out!Copy !req
205. Get him out!Copy !req
206. Fucking bitch!Copy !req
207. Oh, no!Copy !req
208. No, go!Copy !req
209. Go on, son.Copy !req
210. Have a bump.Copy !req
211. Fucking lightweight.Copy !req
212. No, no, no.Copy !req
213. Call the bureau.Copy !req
214. You're gonna let him live?Copy !req
215. Governor's orders.Copy !req
216. And put that little cunt
on his side.Copy !req
217. Jiminy Cricket's OD'ing.Copy !req
218. - Morning, morning.
- Mm.Copy !req
219. Good morning.Copy !req
220. What do you say I brush my teethCopy !req
221. and we do things to each other?Copy !req
222. I say go get the Aquafresh.Copy !req
223. Okay.Copy !req
224. Come on,
I know you have it in you!Copy !req
225. Keep pushing! Go!Copy !req
226. Hey, Dad, you got to move
the phone away from your face.Copy !req
227. - Just...
- How's th... Oh, yeah, okay.Copy !req
228. - There you are. Yeah.
- There we are. Um, so...Copy !req
229. Funny story. Um, you know
my dentist, Dr. Horowitz?Copy !req
230. - Mm-hmm.
- I was getting a crown, and he saidCopy !req
231. he was a huge Starlight fan.Copy !req
232. - Oh, is he?
- Like, out of the blue, and I'm like,Copy !req
233. "Well, you know,
she's dating my son."Copy !req
234. He was, "What?" So, um...
I gave him your number.Copy !req
235. Dad, why would, why would
you give him my number, Dad?Copy !req
236. - Why would I give...?
- Dad?Copy !req
237. Dad, you got to move,
you got to move the phone awayCopy !req
238. - from your fucking face.
- Sorry, sorry.Copy !req
239. - You know, I was... anyway.
- Listen, I, uh,Copy !req
240. I got to get to work, so we'll
see you for dinner on Sunday?Copy !req
241. - Yeah.
- I'll talk to you soon.Copy !req
242. - Bye-bye.
- I love you...Copy !req
243. He's sweet.Copy !req
244. Yeah. So, uh, you gonnaCopy !req
245. stay over again tonight?Copy !req
246. Don't know. It depends.Copy !req
247. Um, you gonna bring Aquafresh?Copy !req
248. I would brush
with MonistatCopy !req
249. if it meant I could
have sex with... you.Copy !req
250. That's very romantic.Copy !req
251. All right, I'll see you later.Copy !req
252. Have a good day.Copy !req
253. - Hey, good morning.
- Hello.Copy !req
254. - Campbell.
- Morning.Copy !req
255. - Morning.
- So a Tri-Delt from WesleyanCopy !req
256. caught a Supe masturbating
outside her window.Copy !req
257. Okay, how's she know
it's a Supe?Copy !req
258. Window was on a 737.Copy !req
259. That's a Supe.Copy !req
260. Uh, okay, I'll have an I.D.
for you by tomorrow.Copy !req
261. Thanks, Ivy.Copy !req
262. That's Hugh Campbell, right?Copy !req
263. He helped bring down Stormfront?Copy !req
264. And he's dating Starlight.Copy !req
265. Awesome.Copy !req
266. From serving
his country as a soldierCopy !req
267. to serving the American people
as Secretary of Defense,Copy !req
268. a Democrat who reaches
across the aisle...Copy !req
269. Give me a bite.Copy !req
270. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
271. unite and heal America...Copy !req
272. You want the Valtrex
before or after?Copy !req
273. You love that bagel so much
you're gonna fake herpes?Copy !req
274. I could have herpes.Copy !req
275. You don't think
I could have herpes?Copy !req
276. How'd surveillance go
with Termite last night?Copy !req
277. You know, I haven't checked in
with Butcher yet, but...Copy !req
278. I'm sure it went fine.Copy !req
279. Don't... No, don't give me
that face.Copy !req
280. I'll bet you a crisp $100 billCopy !req
281. - something got fucked up.
- You don't know that.Copy !req
282. Okay, take the bet.Copy !req
283. I'm-I'm not gonna
take the bet, but...Copy !req
284. - Uh, wow, really?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
285. Okay, still, Butcher
delivers every time.Copy !req
286. And I have to apologize
for him every time.Copy !req
287. Look, Butcher's the guy
you want in a shooting war.Copy !req
288. No question.Copy !req
289. But we're in peacetime.Copy !req
290. Oh, my God.Copy !req
291. So worth the herpes.Copy !req
292. It's great.Copy !req
293. Hi.Copy !req
294. Can I help you?Copy !req
295. I'm just waiting to see Nadia.Copy !req
296. That's Congresswoman
Victoria Neuman.Copy !req
297. You have the wrong person.Copy !req
298. We're best friends.Copy !req
299. I will give her the message.Copy !req
300. This way, pal.Copy !req
301. Tony.Copy !req
302. She'll remember.Copy !req
303. I.D.?Copy !req
304. There you go.Copy !req
305. Go ahead.Copy !req
306. Cheers.Copy !req
307. Straight ahead.Copy !req
308. Butcher!Copy !req
309. All right, lad, how are you?
You all right?Copy !req
310. - Yeah, I'm good.
- Eh?Copy !req
311. Look at you. Here you go.Copy !req
312. You'll never guess what that is.Copy !req
313. You done your homework?Copy !req
314. I hate math.Copy !req
315. Aunt Grace gets pissed
when I'm wrong.Copy !req
316. Yeah, you and me both.Copy !req
317. Mom used to help.Copy !req
318. She was really good at math.Copy !req
319. Yeah.Copy !req
320. She was a clever one.Copy !req
321. I had another nightmare.Copy !req
322. Same one? Your Dad?Copy !req
323. This time, he...Copy !req
324. burns everything down
and then kills me.Copy !req
325. One day, you'll be tough enough.Copy !req
326. And then he can't hurt you.Copy !req
327. But till then,Copy !req
328. you're safe here
with the colonel.Copy !req
329. Honest.Copy !req
330. Connect Four.Copy !req
331. Oh, you...Copy !req
332. you cheeky little blighter.Copy !req
333. You could stay if you want.Copy !req
334. Well, that's
a generous offer, Grace,Copy !req
335. but I ain't banged
a blue hair since I was a lad.Copy !req
336. You know, calling you an asshole
is an insult to assholes.Copy !req
337. My point is, Marvin got out.Copy !req
338. Maybe there's hope for you, too.Copy !req
339. I shouldn't get
too close to him.Copy !req
340. I would just fuck it up.Copy !req
341. I hear you've been on the
straight and narrow all year.Copy !req
342. No drinking, no killing Supes.Copy !req
343. You even follow Hugh Campbell's
orders without strangling him.Copy !req
344. Now you're just being cruel.Copy !req
345. I know you're not doing
all that for yourself.Copy !req
346. So then who?Copy !req
347. Exactly.Copy !req
348. That alone makes you a better
man than your father ever was.Copy !req
349. Maybe you're not
such an asshole.Copy !req
350. Get the kid a fucking burger
now and then, would you?Copy !req
351. There he is!Copy !req
352. Bro!Copy !req
353. Bro, come here.Copy !req
354. Hey.Copy !req
355. It's great to see you.Copy !req
356. Did you just have
the slot before me?Copy !req
357. Yeah, I'm just stumping
for my book Deeper.Copy !req
358. Went awesome.Copy !req
359. I sent you a copy.
Did you not get it?Copy !req
360. Don't worry, I got,
like, hundreds of them.Copy !req
361. I'll send you more. It's about
how me and my wife CassandraCopy !req
362. escaped that fucking cult.Copy !req
363. You remember my wife
Cassandra, right?Copy !req
364. Oh, did you see that profile
that Malcolm GladwellCopy !req
365. did on me in The New Yorker?Copy !req
366. He called me "the next
Leah Remini." No big deal.Copy !req
367. I mean, my numbers are
going up, Coach.Copy !req
368. Put me back in the game.Copy !req
369. How?Copy !req
370. How did you get
the slot before me?Copy !req
371. Uh...Copy !req
372. It was
a fucked-up mistake.Copy !req
373. - That talent booker is so fucking fired.
- I'm asking him.Copy !req
374. I'm asking you.Copy !req
375. I don't... I, uh...Copy !req
376. I don't know. I don't know.Copy !req
377. But it's...Copy !req
378. fucking ridiculous.Copy !req
379. I-I should never go before you.Copy !req
380. Obviously.
I'm a nobody compared to you.Copy !req
381. You want to know a secret?Copy !req
382. I didn't even write
the fucking book.Copy !req
383. Shia LaBeouf's ghostwriter did.Copy !req
384. Uh, it's crazy.Copy !req
385. It's stupid. Sorry.Copy !req
386. That's very sweet of you
to say, Deep.Copy !req
387. Good to see you.Copy !req
388. You, too, sir.Copy !req
389. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
390. What was that?Copy !req
391. I actually think
that went pretty well.Copy !req
392. Let's get to the elephant
in the room.Copy !req
393. The mainstream media
won't leave it alone.Copy !req
394. - Mm.
- How could you not knowCopy !req
395. that Stormfront was a Nazi?Copy !req
396. Well, okay.Copy !req
397. So let me say it again, Cam.Copy !req
398. Um, I may be a superhero,Copy !req
399. but I'm also just a manCopy !req
400. who fell in love
with the wrong woman.Copy !req
401. Well, we all know
what that's like.Copy !req
402. Right, yeah.Copy !req
403. Look, I-I'm not perfect, Cameron.Copy !req
404. Far from it. Uh...Copy !req
405. I know I'm bulletproof
on the outside.Copy !req
406. But in here, this?Copy !req
407. It isn't.Copy !req
408. I'm just as human
as all the rest of you.Copy !req
409. More
with Homelander...Copy !req
410. after this.Copy !req
411. That sounded
really good.Copy !req
412. Who's the birthday girl? Hey!Copy !req
413. Want to see what I got you?Copy !req
414. - Yeah.
- Ooh, you're gonna love this.Copy !req
415. Yeah, boy!Copy !req
416. - See how it fits.
- All right, all right, all right.Copy !req
417. - That looks great.
- Birthday photos.Copy !req
418. - Oh, Jackie, can you take this?
- Oh. Sure.Copy !req
419. Thank you.Copy !req
420. Oh, Todd, Todd! Over here.Copy !req
421. Photos!Copy !req
422. Photos, photos.Copy !req
423. - Okay, with Jackie? Okay.
- You know what?Copy !req
424. - It's okay. All right.
- Let's all say, um, "Happy birthday, Janine!"Copy !req
425. Happy birthday, Janine!Copy !req
426. Oh, silly face,
silly face.Copy !req
427. Now superhero!
Give us a superhero.Copy !req
428. You don't have to do that.Copy !req
429. - Oh, I don't mind.
- Marvin?Copy !req
430. You taking your Lexapro?Copy !req
431. I'm fine, Monique.Copy !req
432. This is just me helping out
at my daughter's birthday party.Copy !req
433. Great party, by the way.Copy !req
434. Yeah, she's...Copy !req
435. She's having fun.Copy !req
436. I'm sorry about
all the superhero stuff.Copy !req
437. - She insisted, and...
- It's all good.Copy !req
438. It's behind me now. I'm over it.Copy !req
439. You've seen me
in the last 12 months, right?Copy !req
440. I'm straight.Copy !req
441. It's ancient history.Copy !req
442. - I know.
- Hey.Copy !req
443. You got a couple of hours
on Friday night?Copy !req
444. I was thinking maybe we could
meet over at Cafe Delfini's,Copy !req
445. have some tilapia, go over
some co-parenting things.Copy !req
446. Mm, co-parenting things?Copy !req
447. - Yeah.
- Really?Copy !req
448. Where we had our first date?Copy !req
449. Strictly business.Copy !req
450. Scheduling things, like soccer
practice, dance recital...Copy !req
451. You got to move on, Marvin.Copy !req
452. The way you moved on
with Todd or...Copy !req
453. Sorry.Copy !req
454. Happy birthday, baby!Copy !req
455. V24, huh?Copy !req
456. Marketing is
still testing the name.Copy !req
457. But it's the future, Bob.Copy !req
458. One dose of this temporary VCopy !req
459. gives a soldier
24 hours of powers.Copy !req
460. Give or take.Copy !req
461. And then they return
right back to normal.Copy !req
462. How stable is it?Copy !req
463. Still ironing out the kinks.Copy !req
464. And if it's temporary,Copy !req
465. that means the DoD
has to keep buying doses.Copy !req
466. At how much a hit?Copy !req
467. Two million, roughly.Copy !req
468. So over the course
of a month-long operation,Copy !req
469. that's 60 million per soldier.Copy !req
470. 600 million per squad.Copy !req
471. Campaign going well, is it?Copy !req
472. I appreciate your contribution
to my super PAC.Copy !req
473. People do love
a cowboy in the White House.Copy !req
474. I hear they're even
calling you Dakota Bob.Copy !req
475. So how would it look
if you pass upCopy !req
476. the opportunity to give
our brave soldiers superpowers?Copy !req
477. Supes in the Army are
an unmitigated shitshow.Copy !req
478. What Black Noir did
to that Hard Rock Cafe in Lagos?Copy !req
479. Should be brought up
on war crimes.Copy !req
480. You're right.Copy !req
481. I'm sorry?Copy !req
482. You are absolutely right.Copy !req
483. The problem, of course, was
making the super into heroes.Copy !req
484. I don't follow.Copy !req
485. Making them figures
to be worshipped.Copy !req
486. The fame, the movies,Copy !req
487. the depraved sex...
it ruined them.Copy !req
488. Cone of silence?Copy !req
489. In five years, I hope to be outCopy !req
490. of the superhero business entirely.Copy !req
491. Bullshit.Copy !req
492. This should be
a serious company.Copy !req
493. A defense
and pharmaceutical company.Copy !req
494. Not a day careCopy !req
495. dealing with spoiled children
and dead prostitutes.Copy !req
496. But the point is,Copy !req
497. you won't have to worry
about any of that.Copy !req
498. Because your soldiers will
only be super...Copy !req
499. temporarily.Copy !req
500. The product...Copy !req
501. finally perfected.Copy !req
502. Stan...Copy !req
503. when you say Compound V...Copy !req
504. - V24.
- ... do you know what the public hears?Copy !req
505. Gestapo.Copy !req
506. Swastika.Copy !req
507. And that's your fault.Copy !req
508. You used a Nazi to sell it.Copy !req
509. Compound V is
radio-fucking-active.Copy !req
510. It's not gonna fly in Congress.Copy !req
511. I still have a few strings
that I can pull in Congress.Copy !req
512. No, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
513. Come on, really?Copy !req
514. I got good news and bad news.Copy !req
515. - What do you want to hear first?
- The, uh, good news.Copy !req
516. There's no good news.Copy !req
517. Bad news is,
Termite's off the table.Copy !req
518. - What?
- Vought just closedCopy !req
519. a big endorsement
for him with Terminex.Copy !req
520. We've been chasing Termite
for months!Copy !req
521. I know, but after Butcher
force-fed him a metric BelushiCopy !req
522. of coke, I didn't have
much leverage, did I?Copy !req
523. It was just a little coke
'cause he was...Copy !req
524. - small.
- Anyway...Copy !req
525. he's going to the Global
Wellness Retreat in Malibu,Copy !req
526. and in return we're getting
Cold Snap, Stacker and Airburst.Copy !req
527. Fucking B-listers! Really?Copy !req
528. Three B-listers, real assholes.Copy !req
529. Cold Snap for domestic battery.Copy !req
530. It's not a bad trade.Copy !req
531. How much is Supe collateral
down this year?Copy !req
532. - Sixty percent.
- Sixty percent.Copy !req
533. That's 60% more people at homeCopy !req
534. with their kids,
and we did that.Copy !req
535. Hughie, you and I built
this place.Copy !req
536. And we did it the right wayCopy !req
537. without being covered
in blood and guts.Copy !req
538. Right?Copy !req
539. Y-You're irritating, but...Copy !req
540. - but yes.
- Okay.Copy !req
541. So, please, just...Copy !req
542. trust me.Copy !req
543. You must be having
a fucking laugh.Copy !req
544. That little cunt crawled upCopy !req
545. a guy's cock
and blew him to bits.Copy !req
546. He almost killed Frenchie,
and you're just gonnaCopy !req
547. let him go
'cause Stan Edgar asked nice?Copy !req
548. Supe collateral damage
is down 60%.Copy !req
549. Oh, come off it.
That's that twat Neuman talking.Copy !req
550. She has locked up
more Supes this yearCopy !req
551. - than every other year combined.
- Then you're a fucking twat.Copy !req
552. Hughie, you're working
with Vought!Copy !req
553. I'm...Copy !req
554. Fuck me. I should've done
Termite when I had the chance.Copy !req
555. Look, look, look,
things are good.Copy !req
556. We're actually winning.Copy !req
557. Winning, are we?Copy !req
558. Yeah.Copy !req
559. Locking up a couple of nobodies
ain't winning.Copy !req
560. They got all the money
and all the power,Copy !req
561. and they want us dead.Copy !req
562. We're outmanned and outgunned,Copy !req
563. and we got to put
them cunts in a boxCopy !req
564. before they do it to us.Copy !req
565. If you would just
compromise a little bit...Copy !req
566. "Compromise"? Fuck you.
Your whole life's a compromise.Copy !req
567. Hey, at least
I have a fucking life!Copy !req
568. I didn't mean that.Copy !req
569. Look. Look.Copy !req
570. Can we just stop dancing
around this?Copy !req
571. I'm sorry.Copy !req
572. I'm sorry that I left.Copy !req
573. - You think I give a shite?
- Yeah, I think you do.Copy !req
574. I think you're pissed
that M.M. and I both left.Copy !req
575. M.M. was a bit of a loss.Copy !req
576. You not so much.Copy !req
577. Butcher...Copy !req
578. it's been a year.Copy !req
579. You can stop all this.Copy !req
580. It's okay to stop.Copy !req
581. To move on.Copy !req
582. She would've wanted you to.Copy !req
583. Oi, Stevie fucking Wonder!Copy !req
584. Will you knock it off?Copy !req
585. You're doing me fucking head in!Copy !req
586. Jesus fucking Christ.Copy !req
587. Everyone's losing
their fucking minds.Copy !req
588. Hey.Copy !req
589. Forget it.Copy !req
590. Or maybe they're just
trying to be happy.Copy !req
591. I thought it sounded great.Copy !req
592. Homelander
and Queen Maeve.Copy !req
593. - Oh, my God, they're leaving us!
- Take these two!Copy !req
594. - Whoa, no.
- Just these two, please!Copy !req
595. No. What?
So they can tell the worldCopy !req
596. that we left the rest of them
to fucking die?Copy !req
597. No. You stay back!Copy !req
598. All of you, stay back!Copy !req
599. You stay the fuck back,
or I'll laser you, goddamn it!Copy !req
600. I'll laser
every fucking one of you!Copy !req
601. Excuse me, Starlight.Copy !req
602. I need the room.
I got a meeting with Stan.Copy !req
603. Actually, I invited you both.Copy !req
604. Have a seat.Copy !req
605. - Great.
- Oh, uh...Copy !req
606. I remember when you first
arrived, Starlight.Copy !req
607. A farm girl from Kansas.Copy !req
608. Bright-eyed like Dorothy in Oz.Copy !req
609. Iowa. And not a farm.Copy !req
610. Oh, well, look
how far you've come.Copy !req
611. Polling at 96,
a new Vought record.Copy !req
612. I don't have to tell you
that our brand has been a bit...Copy !req
613. tarnished since that
nasty business last year.Copy !req
614. But you have restored
a wholesome,Copy !req
615. trustworthy image to the company
when we needed it the most.Copy !req
616. Which is why
the board wants to make youCopy !req
617. cocaptain of The Seven.Copy !req
618. What?Copy !req
619. Co...Copy !req
620. Cocaptain?Copy !req
621. But-but...Copy !req
622. Homelander is captain.
I mean, you're-you're captain.Copy !req
623. This will be
beneficial to you both.Copy !req
624. Your numbers are down,
what, uh, double digits?Copy !req
625. The public still associates you
with Stormfront.Copy !req
626. This would be a real bump.Copy !req
627. A rising tide lifts all boats.Copy !req
628. That's very thoughtful
of you, Stan.Copy !req
629. Um...Copy !req
630. - When does the board vote?
- They already did this morning.Copy !req
631. All that's left is for
Starlight to say yes.Copy !req
632. No. I mean, I mean,
I'm flattered,Copy !req
633. thank you, but no, thank you.Copy !req
634. If anybody, it should be Maeve.Copy !req
635. - Maeve doesn't have a 96.
- Nobody does.Copy !req
636. Except you, apparently.Copy !req
637. Homelander?Copy !req
638. Could you give us a moment?Copy !req
639. Look, I'd really like
to keep discussing this.Copy !req
640. Absolutely.Copy !req
641. Set a time with Samantha,
and we'll get you in.Copy !req
642. Mm, great.Copy !req
643. - No problem.
- Excellent.Copy !req
644. My schedule is pretty full, but
I'll try and find you a window.Copy !req
645. Okay, sir, there is no way.
I mean, you saw him. He's...Copy !req
646. He can get as pissy as he wants.Copy !req
647. As long as I'm CEO of Vought,Copy !req
648. he's under control,
and we both know why.Copy !req
649. Y-You know that he can,
he can probably hear you.Copy !req
650. Good. I hope he does.Copy !req
651. Starlight.Copy !req
652. Real power...Copy !req
653. isn't this.Copy !req
654. It's the ability to bend
the world to your will.Copy !req
655. You would decide
what The Seven do.Copy !req
656. What causes they support.Copy !req
657. Full authorityCopy !req
658. to fill the team's empty slots.Copy !req
659. I'm offering youCopy !req
660. real power.Copy !req
661. You should think about it.Copy !req
662. It's been almost a year since
Church Chairman Alastair AdanaCopy !req
663. has been seen in public.Copy !req
664. Yeah, well, they say he's on,
uh, sabbatical, but who knows?Copy !req
665. What I do know is that there areCopy !req
666. literally thousands
of tortured soulsCopy !req
667. who are trapped
in that church right nowCopy !req
668. who want to escape
just like me and my wife did.Copy !req
669. - That's very brave.
- Thank you.Copy !req
670. Your book Deeper has been
a game changer.Copy !req
671. Obviously, you've had
your past troubles,Copy !req
672. but I think people are surprisedCopy !req
673. at how sensitive
and insightful you really are.Copy !req
674. After your last TED talk,
Vanity Fair called youCopy !req
675. - "the Thinking Person's Superhero."
- They did.Copy !req
676. With only
three contestants left,Copy !req
677. who will join The Seven?Copy !req
678. Will it be Supersonic?Copy !req
679. He first exploded onto
the scene as Drummer Boy.Copy !req
680. Hero, Christian
and triple-threat memberCopy !req
681. of the multiplatinum group
Super-Sweet...Copy !req
682. When he broke hearts
everywhere by datingCopy !req
683. a certain rising starCopy !req
684. on the Capes for Christ circuit.Copy !req
685. But that was long ago.Copy !req
686. Today Drummer Boy has become
a man, going solo,Copy !req
687. changing his name to SupersonicCopy !req
688. and setting his sights
on American Hero.Copy !req
689. And maybe on an old flame.Copy !req
690. Or is it Starlight who's
keeping the fires burning?Copy !req
691. Livewire... please hang up
your cape and go.Copy !req
692. Two contestants will
win coveted slots in The Seven.Copy !req
693. So who will go home,
and who will beCopy !req
694. the next American Hero?Copy !req
695. Hi.Copy !req
696. Oh, my God. Come on.Copy !req
697. - Hi. Hey. Hi.
- Hi!Copy !req
698. Hughie, what's up, my man?Copy !req
699. How's it going, guys?
What are you guys doing?Copy !req
700. We're running lines, actually.Copy !req
701. For a reality show?Copy !req
702. Right?
The reality behind the reality.Copy !req
703. - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, um... oh, man,Copy !req
704. I was in the, uh, control room,
and they had this, like,Copy !req
705. - bio thing on you.
- Oh, God, I'm sorry.Copy !req
706. Yeah, that boy band shit is
so embarrassing.Copy !req
707. You know what,
I really likeCopy !req
708. - "Rock My Kiss."
- Really?Copy !req
709. - I do.
- Did you? I... I actually...Copy !req
710. Wait, I thought
it made you puke.Copy !req
711. - Shut up. Shut up!
- It's true.Copy !req
712. What are you guys, what are
you, what are you talking about?Copy !req
713. Okay, be careful. I can still
kick you off the show.Copy !req
714. He has a right to know.Copy !req
715. Come on, we were, what, 19?Copy !req
716. - Eighteen.
- Okay, so 18, the bandCopy !req
717. was performing at the opening
of Voughtland St. Louis.Copy !req
718. But before the show, Annie
and I snuck into a cantina.Copy !req
719. And they had those... I mean,
those yards of margarita...Copy !req
720. I must have drank
a quarter mile.Copy !req
721. So, middle of the show,Copy !req
722. we bring out Starlight
to do a number.Copy !req
723. And Little Orphan AlkyCopy !req
724. steps onto the stage,
and she just pukesCopy !req
725. in front of a festival crowd.Copy !req
726. I mean, the tweens,Copy !req
727. they lost their shit.Copy !req
728. Humiliating.Copy !req
729. Wow, that's... I-I had
no idea you drank back then.Copy !req
730. Oh, yeah, Miss Goody Two-Shoes,Copy !req
731. she had a fun side, big time.Copy !req
732. And-and really great
you guys are still...Copy !req
733. so close, just really,
really great.Copy !req
734. You have nothing to worry about.Copy !req
735. No. No, no, no, totally.
He's gross.Copy !req
736. And you've known him
your whole life.Copy !req
737. And he, you know, took your
virginity, so why would I worry?Copy !req
738. Okay, it was a mutual
taking of virginities.Copy !req
739. And you know what,
it happened so long ago,Copy !req
740. and only a couple of times.Copy !req
741. - Wait, really?
- Yeah, you know, we were really religious,Copy !req
742. and we weren't married,
so it felt weird having sex.Copy !req
743. I mean, sex-sex.Copy !req
744. We did a ton of butt stuff.Copy !req
745. I'm fucking with you.Copy !req
746. - Come on.
- Yeah, never do that again.Copy !req
747. Wow, uh...Copy !req
748. Cocaptain, huh?
Wow, that's, uh...Copy !req
749. - Is it crazy?
- I mean,Copy !req
750. Vought's the worst thing
that's ever happened to us,Copy !req
751. and now you want
to be their Ronald McDonald?Copy !req
752. So, yeah, a little crazy.Copy !req
753. Yeah, but first female cocaptain
of any super team.Copy !req
754. Ever. I mean...Copy !req
755. think about what that would mean
to millions of girls.Copy !req
756. I'm sorry, I-I'm just...Copy !req
757. surprised, I guess.Copy !req
758. I mean, is this
your mom talking or you?Copy !req
759. I'm the one
whose feet bledCopy !req
760. at all of those pageants.Copy !req
761. Okay? I've paid a lot.Copy !req
762. And, finally, finally,
I could have some real powerCopy !req
763. that I could use, and I
could make trouble at Vought.Copy !req
764. Do some real good.Copy !req
765. Or Homelander can murder you.Copy !req
766. Someone needs
to stand up to this guy.Copy !req
767. - And that has to be you?
- Not just me.Copy !req
768. I mean,
I could bring good peopleCopy !req
769. into The Seven
who could help me.Copy !req
770. What, you mean
like your boyfriend?Copy !req
771. It's not a good look, Hughie.Copy !req
772. No one even bats an eye
when a man climbs the ladder.Copy !req
773. Okay, you're right,
you're right, you're right.Copy !req
774. Look, I'm-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
775. So I'll...Copy !req
776. see you later tonight?Copy !req
777. Don't bother with the Aquafresh.Copy !req
778. Hey, Homelander.Copy !req
779. - Shake Shack.
- Oh.Copy !req
780. You want one?
I'll go grab a P.A. for...Copy !req
781. Oh, no, no. Thank you, though.Copy !req
782. Yeah.Copy !req
783. I see you got the extra
whipped cream in there, huh?Copy !req
784. Yeah.Copy !req
785. Yummers.Copy !req
786. I guess you wanted to cram inCopy !req
787. as much "fat fuck"
as possible, huh?Copy !req
788. - Did I do something wrong?
- You think I haven't seen you?Copy !req
789. Shoving back two dozen cupcakes
in the breakroom?Copy !req
790. Nine servings on Miro's
truffle risotto night?Copy !req
791. - Hmm?
- Hey, man.Copy !req
792. You know I need
30,000 calories a day.Copy !req
793. Maybe when you actually ran,
you did.Copy !req
794. But now you're
just eating your feelings.Copy !req
795. Making us look ridiculous.Copy !req
796. "The Fastest Man Alive."
What a fucking joke.Copy !req
797. - Fuck you, man.
- What did you say?Copy !req
798. Nothing. Nothing.Copy !req
799. - What did you say to me?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
800. I'm sorry. Shit!Copy !req
801. I'm so sorry.
I-I didn't mean it.Copy !req
802. - Say it.
- I'm s...Copy !req
803. - Say it!
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.Copy !req
804. But not everyone
rejects Stormfront.Copy !req
805. A group called the StormchasersCopy !req
806. still celebrate
her racist dogma.Copy !req
807. After finding
each other on 4chan,Copy !req
808. the Stormchasers rallied online
in the days and weeks after...Copy !req
809. How are you?Copy !req
810. Wonderful now that you're here.Copy !req
811. Is something wrong, my love?Copy !req
812. You know, I'm just...Copy !req
813. skulking around
like a frightened schoolgirl.Copy !req
814. Apologizing
when I've done nothing wrong.Copy !req
815. Today, uh, they made
Starlight cocaptain.Copy !req
816. No.Copy !req
817. - Mm-hmm.
- Oh.Copy !req
818. My poor baby.Copy !req
819. I don't know how much more
of this I can take.Copy !req
820. No one suffers like you suffer.Copy !req
821. Let me help.Copy !req
822. Honestly...Copy !req
823. I have to put up
with these fucking people.Copy !req
824. They hold that video
over my head month after month.Copy !req
825. They took
my son from me.Copy !req
826. They want me... Here you go.Copy !req
827. See, they want me
weak, castrated.Copy !req
828. They should be worshipping me.Copy !req
829. Tremble at my feet.Copy !req
830. Put a knife
to their children's throatCopy !req
831. like Abraham to Isaac,
if I say so.Copy !req
832. Oh, they will.Copy !req
833. When you lead an army
of Aryan UbermenschCopy !req
834. to their victory.Copy !req
835. What? No.Copy !req
836. - Yes. Yes.
- No.Copy !req
837. No, no! How many times
do I have to tell you?Copy !req
838. We don't need
a fucking master race.Copy !req
839. I'm the master race.
That's the point.Copy !req
840. That's the whole point.Copy !req
841. No, you have to.Copy !req
842. It took a hundred years,
but we finally found you.Copy !req
843. - No, no.
- It's your destiny.Copy !req
844. Oh, my God. Whatever.Copy !req
845. Just, uh...Copy !req
846. - rest.
- What?Copy !req
847. No. Please.Copy !req
848. Please!Copy !req
849. I heard Termite walked.Copy !req
850. My lead was good. What happened?Copy !req
851. Don't ask.Copy !req
852. Well, we got to talk.Copy !req
853. I think I have something.Copy !req
854. Soldier Boy. So what?Copy !req
855. Remember how he died?Copy !req
856. Stopping a nuclear meltdown
in Ohio.Copy !req
857. '83, '84, I think,
got buried beneath a reactor.Copy !req
858. Always thought it was bollocks.Copy !req
859. Yeah, you thought right.Copy !req
860. Read.Copy !req
861. - What's B.C.L. RED?
- If you believeCopy !req
862. the rumors, it's the thing
that killed Soldier Boy.Copy !req
863. Some kind of gun or weapon
or something.Copy !req
864. Had to have been
a fucking H-bomb.Copy !req
865. He was nearly as strong as...Copy !req
866. Ah.Copy !req
867. If we can find this... weaponCopy !req
868. or whatever it is,Copy !req
869. maybe we can use itCopy !req
870. to blow Homelander's
fucking brains out.Copy !req
871. If it is real,
not some fucking fable.Copy !req
872. Payback.Copy !req
873. - What a bunch of fucking wankers.
- I'll say.Copy !req
874. When The Seven passed them
as the number one super team,Copy !req
875. Crimson Countess sent me
a box of cat shit.Copy !req
876. She was fucking Soldier Boy.Copy !req
877. And, uh, Gunpowder was
his sidekick.Copy !req
878. If anyone knows
what happened to him, they do.Copy !req
879. Your mate Noir was in Payback.Copy !req
880. Why don't you ask him?Copy !req
881. Even if that walking tumor
could talk,Copy !req
882. it wouldn't be to me. Here.Copy !req
883. What's this?Copy !req
884. It's Temp V.Copy !req
885. One shot makes you
a Supe for 24 hours.Copy !req
886. I mean, they think.Copy !req
887. It's still in R&D.Copy !req
888. Oh, great, so powers, maybe.Copy !req
889. Maybe my bollocks swell up
like footballs.Copy !req
890. - Yeah?
- Payback may be a bunch of fuck holes,Copy !req
891. but they're strong.Copy !req
892. And they're dangerous.Copy !req
893. If you're going against them,
you're gonna need it.Copy !req
894. And what makes you think
that me,Copy !req
895. of all people, would want
to turn into one of you?Copy !req
896. This is our best chance
to kill Homelander.Copy !req
897. Don't fuck it up.Copy !req
898. If you want
to watch me have a wank,Copy !req
899. it'll cost you a tenner.Copy !req
900. May I come in?Copy !req
901. Where's Ryan?Copy !req
902. He's at 673
Nosh My Bollocks Ave.Copy !req
903. You want a pen and paper?Copy !req
904. You know
I could just pull you apartCopy !req
905. limb by limb.Copy !req
906. Make you tell me.Copy !req
907. Nah, that'd be worthless.Copy !req
908. Victim always goes into shock.Copy !req
909. You got to start small.
Fingers, toenails, ears.Copy !req
910. He's my son, William.Copy !req
911. My family.Copy !req
912. I'm gonna find himCopy !req
913. sooner or later.Copy !req
914. Look, uh...Copy !req
915. I don't mean to be rude,Copy !req
916. but can we just skip to the partCopy !req
917. where you laser
my fucking brains out?Copy !req
918. Oh, for Christ sakes.Copy !req
919. Where's the sport in that?Copy !req
920. No, look at you.Copy !req
921. It'd be like putting down
a wounded dog.Copy !req
922. You're the one
with your tail between your legsCopy !req
923. on all them fucking talk shows.Copy !req
924. And then they go
and make Starlight cocaptain.Copy !req
925. That's got to sting.Copy !req
926. Touché, William.Copy !req
927. Touché.Copy !req
928. What are you doing here?Copy !req
929. Vought and the fucking bureau.Copy !req
930. The wheeling and dealing.Copy !req
931. And-and-and-and giving
and taking.Copy !req
932. Just to keep everything
exactly the same.Copy !req
933. And you and me?Copy !req
934. Well, they treat us
like old playthingsCopy !req
935. and put us up
on the fucking shelf?Copy !req
936. Hmm?Copy !req
937. Treat us like we're obsolete.Copy !req
938. Doesn't that make you angry?Copy !req
939. Yeah.Copy !req
940. It does.Copy !req
941. What if...Copy !req
942. what if it doesn't
have to be that way?Copy !req
943. What if...Copy !req
944. you and I...Copy !req
945. Well, what if we share
a different destiny?Copy !req
946. Something... a little more...Copy !req
947. scorched earth,Copy !req
948. shock and awe,Copy !req
949. blood and bone.Copy !req
950. And in the end,Copy !req
951. only one of us left standing.Copy !req
952. Isn't that what you want?Copy !req
953. Too fucking right.Copy !req
954. More than anything.Copy !req
955. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
956. I look forward to it.Copy !req
957. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
958. Yeah.Copy !req
959. Nadia! Hey, Nadia!Copy !req
960. Hey, Tony.Copy !req
961. How you been?Copy !req
962. Not as good as you.Copy !req
963. I see you on TV
all the time, Nadia.Copy !req
964. I'm not Nadia anymore.Copy !req
965. You can't come around
the office calling me that.Copy !req
966. We were best friends.Copy !req
967. That was a long time ago, Tony.Copy !req
968. We should tell everyone.Copy !req
969. You have a platform now.Copy !req
970. We should tell everyone
about Red River.Copy !req
971. It's not
that easy, Tony.Copy !req
972. I need people to know
what happened to me.Copy !req
973. Tony, I can't.Copy !req
974. Please.Copy !req
975. Okay.Copy !req
976. Yeah?Copy !req
977. Yeah.Copy !req
978. Oh, Tony.Copy !req
979. Why'd you have to come
looking for me?Copy !req
980. It's me.Copy !req
981. I'm in trouble.Copy !req
982. Fuck! Um...Copy !req
983. I need...Copy !req
984. I need a team.Copy !req
985. Alleyway,
East 12th and Broadway.Copy !req