1. Hey, baby.Copy !req
2. - Oh, Jesus Christ.
- Yeah, I'm sorry.Copy !req
3. Where have you been?
It's been days.Copy !req
4. Yeah. I've been
handling business.Copy !req
5. It's okay now, it's okay.Copy !req
6. You said I had to hide, you said
we were in trouble and...Copy !req
7. You know, I think, I think
I got it worked out.Copy !req
8. I think I have
some-some good news.Copy !req
9. Good news?Copy !req
10. Stillwell. She's open
to us going public.Copy !req
11. Don't you lie to me.Copy !req
12. Hand on a Bible.Copy !req
13. Yeah. But, listen,Copy !req
14. for us to go public,
you have to come clean with me.Copy !req
15. Like, I have to know
who you told about Compound V.Copy !req
16. Hey, come on.Copy !req
17. This is, this is you and me.Copy !req
18. I mean, we're Bonnie and Clyde.Copy !req
19. Ride or die, right?Copy !req
20. I...Copy !req
21. Oh, shit.Copy !req
22. I told these guys,Copy !req
23. you were running the V
down near the Noodle Palace.Copy !req
24. I'm so sorry, baby.Copy !req
25. I had to. I...Copy !req
26. Why?Copy !req
27. What do they have on you?Copy !req
28. I don't know their names,Copy !req
29. but there was this British guy,Copy !req
30. dark hair, real smug asshole.Copy !req
31. Buzz cut French guy,
big black guy with a goatee,Copy !req
32. and a skinny white kid.Copy !req
33. I think they were all
working together. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
34. - I'm so sorry, baby.
- Nah.Copy !req
35. - I'm so sorry.
- No, it's okay.Copy !req
36. - I fucked up so bad.
- It's all right.Copy !req
37. You know what I was
thinking aboutCopy !req
38. on my run over here?Copy !req
39. Our first date.Copy !req
40. Most first datesCopy !req
41. order, like, a scallopCopy !req
42. and a bottle of water.Copy !req
43. But you...Copy !req
44. got a dark beer,Copy !req
45. a New York strip,Copy !req
46. and chocolate chip cheesecake.Copy !req
47. I remember thinking,Copy !req
48. "Here's someoneCopy !req
49. who isn't afraid to be happy."Copy !req
50. And I fell for you,
right then and there.Copy !req
51. I love you.Copy !req
52. I love you, too.Copy !req
53. Why?Copy !req
54. Well?Copy !req
55. Heroin overdose.Copy !req
56. I'm sorry to hear that.Copy !req
57. And the V?Copy !req
58. - She told some guys about it.
- No, no.Copy !req
59. I mean you.Copy !req
60. Come on, A-Train.Copy !req
61. You've been shooting it up
for weeks.Copy !req
62. You really think
I wouldn't notice?Copy !req
63. I'm done, man.Copy !req
64. Nah, I'm fucking,
I'm fucking done.Copy !req
65. - Cold turkey.
- Really?Copy !req
66. - Yeah.
- Hmm.Copy !req
67. Good.Copy !req
68. Yeah.Copy !req
69. You know,Copy !req
70. you really screwed up, kiddo.Copy !req
71. But you did the right thing
coming to me,Copy !req
72. and I'm proud of you.Copy !req
73. Thanks, Homelander,Copy !req
74. for giving me the chance.Copy !req
75. I appreciate it.Copy !req
76. Hey. Come on.Copy !req
77. I love you.Copy !req
78. We're family.Copy !req
79. I'll always be
watching over you.Copy !req
80. Always.Copy !req
81. Attaboy.Copy !req
82. Oh, and the misplaced
Asian girl?Copy !req
83. I'll find her.Copy !req
84. Fuck.Copy !req
85. Le poulet.Copy !req
86. Massage the bird with olive oil,Copy !req
87. then a sprinkle
of salt and pepper,Copy !req
88. then I bake.Copy !req
89. Basting every 20 minutes
to keep it from drying outCopy !req
90. is very important.Copy !req
91. Till it's crisp,
but not too crunchy.Copy !req
92. And voilà.Copy !req
93. I think you understand me.Copy !req
94. It's in your eyes.Copy !req
95. Can you speak?Copy !req
96. Tell me what you know,
mon coeur.Copy !req
97. So we can find these fuckersCopy !req
98. who did this to you,Copy !req
99. so I can get you back home.Copy !req
100. I like this outfit.
You know, the other one had...Copy !req
101. Oh, my God.Copy !req
102. The other one had kind of
like a, you know,Copy !req
103. a Nikki Minaj thing going on.Copy !req
104. Oh, yeah, the other one sucks.Copy !req
105. They're only letting me
wear this oneCopy !req
106. because, apparently,
it's family friendly.Copy !req
107. - Hmm.
- Hmm.Copy !req
108. You know,
I'm surprised you came.Copy !req
109. I seem to remember
you inviting me?Copy !req
110. No, I mean,
I'm-I'm glad you came.Copy !req
111. You just... I don't know,Copy !req
112. you don't really strike me
as the religious type.Copy !req
113. Well, yeah, lapsed, but I served
my time in Sunday school.Copy !req
114. - Hmm.
- Hey, Starlight.Copy !req
115. Hi.Copy !req
116. Okay, so, do you know
everybody here,Copy !req
117. or just, like, 99.9%?Copy !req
118. No. My mom and I, um,Copy !req
119. we would drive coast to coast
in her brown Honda Civic,Copy !req
120. just doing the whole
Christian Circuit thing.Copy !req
121. You know, Power Fest,
Capes for Christ,Copy !req
122. Believe Expo.Copy !req
123. We woreCopy !req
124. the tires off of that car.
These people are likeCopy !req
125. family to me.Copy !req
126. After everything
that's happened,Copy !req
127. it's actually...Copy !req
128. it's really nice
to see them again.Copy !req
129. - Sweetheart.
- Mom! Hi.Copy !req
130. Mm.Copy !req
131. - How was your flight?
- Oh, it was a nightmare.Copy !req
132. I think we sat on the runway
for 45 minutes,Copy !req
133. and then there was all the,
you know, Flight 37 stuff.Copy !req
134. But a Xanax and a couple
of Pinot Grigio later,Copy !req
135. here I am.Copy !req
136. Oh, hello. Uh, do you want
a autograph?Copy !req
137. H-Honey, give him an autograph.Copy !req
138. Oh, no, no. We...
I mean, I know her.Copy !req
139. - I mean, I don't...
- Yeah.Copy !req
140. - We know each other. Yes.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
141. - Yeah.
- Oh. Do you work at Vought?Copy !req
142. No. No, no, no.Copy !req
143. Mom, this is, this is Hughie.Copy !req
144. He's... uh, he's a friend.Copy !req
145. - Hi.
- Uh, how nice.Copy !req
146. Starlight. You hydrating?Copy !req
147. Hey, Donna.Copy !req
148. - How was your flight?
- Oh, it-it was perfect in every w...Copy !req
149. You have that "Teen Roundtable"
in about 15, are you ready?Copy !req
150. - Mm-hmm.
- Oh, she was born ready.Copy !req
151. I should know, I was there.Copy !req
152. Great.Copy !req
153. Um, do you want to come?Copy !req
154. Uh... You know what?
I'll let you go ahead.Copy !req
155. Go, uh, go roundtable
those teens.Copy !req
156. - Mm.
- We'll catch up later?Copy !req
157. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
158. So, Jesus...Copy !req
159. Jesus said, "Hey, bro."Copy !req
160. "Hey, bro, bring it in.Copy !req
161. "You shouldn't need proof.Copy !req
162. "You should justCopy !req
163. "believe because I say so,Copy !req
164. "because you haveCopy !req
165. faith."Copy !req
166. "People who have faith,Copy !req
167. those are my peeps, y'all."
That's what Jesus said.Copy !req
168. But I am gonna ask you
one question...Copy !req
169. Two twats at every entrance,Copy !req
170. armed to holy hell. In church.Copy !req
171. Well, that's America for you,Copy !req
172. isn't it?Copy !req
173. And God's watching
from up above.Copy !req
174. Right there.Copy !req
175. Over there.Copy !req
176. Yeah.Copy !req
177. Security's tighter
than a choir boy's asshole.Copy !req
178. So let me ask you something:Copy !req
179. Why could Jesus walk on water?Copy !req
180. Why does Homelander fly?Copy !req
181. How about A-Train, why does he
get to run the way he runs?Copy !req
182. Or how do I get to hold
the whole worldCopy !req
183. in my loving embrace?Copy !req
184. Why were we chosen?Copy !req
185. Because of the Lord.Copy !req
186. Because we were born
with his power.Copy !req
187. Because we believe!Copy !req
188. - We believe.
- $15,000Copy !req
189. for an exclusive
VIP experience with Ezekiel.Copy !req
190. Seriously?Copy !req
191. There's not an easier,
cheaper wayCopy !req
192. for us to get to him?Copy !req
193. We ain't getting to Ezekiel.
You are.Copy !req
194. - I am?
- Whoa, whoa, wait. What?Copy !req
195. - Well, Starlight's one of the headliners, right?
- Wait.Copy !req
196. - She'll get you in.
- Whoa.Copy !req
197. Look, we've only been on, like,
a date and a half, okay?Copy !req
198. I can't just ask her
for a Diamond Club Pass.Copy !req
199. What's the matter? You worriedCopy !req
200. your fake Supe girlfriend's
gonna think you're using her?Copy !req
201. Okay, then what?Copy !req
202. I just go up to Ezekiel,
"Hey, man. What's up with youCopy !req
203. smuggling blue dope
into Chinatown basements?"Copy !req
204. Yeah, pretty much.
Once you show him this.Copy !req
205. Jesus.Copy !req
206. This is from that club
you took me to?Copy !req
207. You remembered our first
night together. I'm touched.Copy !req
208. Okay, why is this the first time
I'm hearing about this plan?Copy !req
209. This kid needs
to be trained up, Butcher.Copy !req
210. Yeah. Yeah, what he said.Copy !req
211. I-I don't know how
to blackmail anybody.Copy !req
212. Hughie, you've done a murder.Copy !req
213. Comparatively speaking,
this will be a piece of cake.Copy !req
214. I know. I know.Copy !req
215. We're here todayCopy !req
216. to remember the victimsCopy !req
217. of Trans-Oceanic Flight 37.Copy !req
218. 123 brave souls lost
in an instant,Copy !req
219. in a senseless act of violence.Copy !req
220. Carolyn Kozinsky,Copy !req
221. a preschool teacher from Skokie.Copy !req
222. Dr. Julien Barro,Copy !req
223. an esteemed French neurosurgeon.Copy !req
224. Susan Lopez from EvanstonCopy !req
225. and her daughter Maya.Copy !req
226. Samuel Brown,
a teacher of physicsCopy !req
227. from Los Angeles.Copy !req
228. We are all truly sorry
for your loss.Copy !req
229. Where'd you go?Copy !req
230. The only thing I hate more
than blubbering peopleCopy !req
231. - are boring speeches.
- Right.Copy !req
232. You remember that nutjobCopy !req
233. in Albany last year?Copy !req
234. Killed his wife,
and he-he came out of the houseCopy !req
235. with a gun at his
daughter's head.Copy !req
236. Remember that?Copy !req
237. Cops pissing their pants,
didn't know what to do.Copy !req
238. And then you, you...Copy !req
239. you step up, very calmly,Copy !req
240. ask for the sergeant's Bic pen
and fling itCopy !req
241. 26 yards,Copy !req
242. right into
the asshole's eyeball.Copy !req
243. - Dead shot, dead shooter.
- What's your point?Copy !req
244. My point is that
you took action.Copy !req
245. That's what I love
about you, Maeve.Copy !req
246. Look, Maeve, nobody wantedCopy !req
247. that airplane to go down
the way it did, of course not.Copy !req
248. And now...Copy !req
249. we got to make the best of it.Copy !req
250. Otherwise...Copy !req
251. Well, otherwise,
it was all for nothing.Copy !req
252. What did I tell you
about boring speeches?Copy !req
253. Mom, when did that happen?Copy !req
254. What are you talking about?
That's always been there.Copy !req
255. I know what you're all thinking,Copy !req
256. "Holy mackerel, Starlight?
From The Seven? Here with us?"Copy !req
257. Well, I knew her
when she was stillCopy !req
258. in pigtails and bracesCopy !req
259. and she'd sit right
where you're sitting.Copy !req
260. So don't be shy.Copy !req
261. You ask what's on your mind.Copy !req
262. Starlight is here for you.Copy !req
263. Yeah?Copy !req
264. I have this friend
from my soccer team, Sunji,Copy !req
265. she's Hindu.Copy !req
266. I know it's kind of
my responsibility, I guess,Copy !req
267. to get her to accept Jesus,Copy !req
268. but it feels weird to me.Copy !req
269. Well, Jesus also saysCopy !req
270. to love your neighbor.Copy !req
271. But if you love your neighbor,Copy !req
272. don't you want to save them
from damnation?Copy !req
273. You have to look at it
as good news.Copy !req
274. You have a chance
to help your friendCopy !req
275. find eternal life, right?Copy !req
276. Oh, yes.Copy !req
277. Have you ever had a boyfriend?Copy !req
278. Well, yeah.Copy !req
279. Yeah, I was with Drummer Boy
for a while,Copy !req
280. for almost a year.Copy !req
281. Yeah?Copy !req
282. Um...Copy !req
283. Did you have...Copy !req
284. sex with him?Copy !req
285. Well, I...Copy !req
286. you know, I think,
I think everyone hopesCopy !req
287. that their first is the one.Copy !req
288. And... it's private, but...Copy !req
289. I'm a virgin.Copy !req
290. Yeah, I'm...Copy !req
291. saving myself for my
future husband.Copy !req
292. See? Hebrews 13:4.Copy !req
293. "Let the bed be undefiled,Copy !req
294. for God will judge
the sexually immoral."Copy !req
295. Okay.Copy !req
296. I think we have time
for a few more.Copy !req
297. I'm-I'm not really sure what
you're saying, son.Copy !req
298. I'm saying if there is some
geezer up thereCopy !req
299. with a big white beard,Copy !req
300. he's a world heavyweight cunt.Copy !req
301. - What?
- I-I'm sorry, did youCopy !req
302. just call God a C-word?Copy !req
303. Yeah. He's got a hard-on
for mass murderCopy !req
304. and giving kids cancer,
and his big old answerCopy !req
305. to the existential clusterfuck
that is humanityCopy !req
306. is to nail his own
bleeding son to a plank.Copy !req
307. That is a cunt move.Copy !req
308. Come on, even you got to agree
with me there.Copy !req
309. - Hey, hey, hey, please...
- We should lobCopy !req
310. a fucking nuke at him,
get it over and done with.Copy !req
311. - You know what I'm saying?
- We're sorry, sir. We apologize. My man...Copy !req
312. All right.
Good talk. Think about it.Copy !req
313. - I'm here all day, all right?
- You mindCopy !req
314. piping it down
just a little bit? Huh?Copy !req
315. Oh, I'm sorry.
Didn't mean to offendCopy !req
316. your inner black Baptist mum
shouting "Praise the Lord."Copy !req
317. Fuck you, I'm Episcopalian.Copy !req
318. And there's nothing wrong
with having a little churchCopy !req
319. up in you, you know?Copy !req
320. Said the bishop to the nun.
What about you, Hughie?Copy !req
321. You believe in God?Copy !req
322. I mean, I don't know.Copy !req
323. - What? Come off it.
- Yeah, I don't know.Copy !req
324. I don't think it's Morgan
Freeman up there or anything,Copy !req
325. but it can't all be
random chaos.Copy !req
326. So you think that
what happened to RobertCopy !req
327. was some kind of
divine intervention?Copy !req
328. - Is that what you're saying?
- Come on, Butcher.Copy !req
329. Hang about. Hello?Copy !req
330. So what were you
supposed to say?Copy !req
331. "Yes, I've had premarital sex,
go nuts."Copy !req
332. Well, I'm pretty sure I wasn't
supposed to lie to them, Mom.Copy !req
333. Aw, baby.Copy !req
334. You're Starlight of The Seven.Copy !req
335. Millions of kids are looking up
to you now.Copy !req
336. You're a shining light to them.Copy !req
337. How am I supposed
to live up to that?Copy !req
338. Because that's the way
God made you.Copy !req
339. You're a miracle.
You're my miracle.Copy !req
340. Hey... hey, you two.
How's it going?Copy !req
341. You know what?
I'll, I'll catch up.Copy !req
342. You sure?
Don't worry, I'll be right there.Copy !req
343. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
344. Keep an eye on the lad,
all right?Copy !req
345. Where the fuck are you going?Copy !req
346. Just do it.Copy !req
347. Yeah.Copy !req
348. - You okay?
- Fine.Copy !req
349. It's just... this place isn't
what I remember.Copy !req
350. Hey...Copy !req
351. Hughie?Copy !req
352. Hey, can I ask you something?Copy !req
353. Anything.Copy !req
354. Is there any way you could
hook me up with one of those.Copy !req
355. Diamond Club Passes?Copy !req
356. You know, to-to see Ezekiel?Copy !req
357. I mean, I couldn't get one
unless I robbed a bank.Copy !req
358. But... you know.Copy !req
359. Ezekiel?Copy !req
360. Yeah. Yeah. Um, okay.Copy !req
361. Confession time. My dad is,
like, Ezekiel's number one fan.Copy !req
362. Hmm.Copy !req
363. So what do you think?Copy !req
364. Pull a few strings, you know?Copy !req
365. Hook me up with some tickets?Copy !req
366. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
367. Sure, of course.Copy !req
368. - It's the least I can do.
- Thank you.Copy !req
369. Good to see you!Copy !req
370. Thanks, guys. Oh!
How are you, girls?Copy !req
371. Hey, pal, how are you?
How are you?Copy !req
372. Great, thanks for coming along.Copy !req
373. - God bless you guys!
- Thanks!Copy !req
374. God bless you one and all!Copy !req
375. Take care now.
Keep believing, ha-ha.Copy !req
376. Grab Madelyn.Copy !req
377. I need to talk to her about
these fucking talking points.Copy !req
378. Um... uh...Copy !req
379. Ms. Stillwell isn't here today.
I thought that you knew that.Copy !req
380. But I'm here to help you
with anything,Copy !req
381. I'll go through the talk...Copy !req
382. Ashley?Copy !req
383. Where is she?Copy !req
384. What are you doing here?Copy !req
385. Skipping work now?Copy !req
386. I am taking Teddy
to the pediatrician.Copy !req
387. Maybe reschedule it.Copy !req
388. I've already rescheduled
three times.Copy !req
389. What is the emergency?Copy !req
390. My speech.Copy !req
391. - Your speech?
- Yes. My speech.Copy !req
392. It reads like corporate
fucking mayonnaise.Copy !req
393. We're talking Believe here.
These are my people.Copy !req
394. But you're not just
talking to them.Copy !req
395. Every dove and Democrat
in CongressCopy !req
396. is going to be
watching you on CNN.Copy !req
397. - You need to appear moderate...
- No.Copy !req
398. - Humble.
- No!Copy !req
399. You... There is
an opportunity here.Copy !req
400. People are scared.
They don't trust WashingtonCopy !req
401. or the coastal elite,
and they hate foreigners.Copy !req
402. What they want is a little
John Wayne frontier justice.Copy !req
403. And that is what I do.Copy !req
404. Don't forget... it was me that
saved that Flight 37 thing.Copy !req
405. I turned that into a win.
For us.Copy !req
406. You're really gonna talk to me
about "saving" Flight 37? Ha-ha.Copy !req
407. Well, why wouldn't I?Copy !req
408. Look, can I please just
talk to you later?Copy !req
409. The speech is perfect.Copy !req
410. - Trust me.
- Trust you.Copy !req
411. Okay.
That's what you always say.Copy !req
412. - Come here.
- You're not even fucking listening to me.Copy !req
413. You're so full of shit!Copy !req
414. You say you want my input,Copy !req
415. but you don't.Copy !req
416. - Yes, I do.
- No, you don't.Copy !req
417. - And you never did.
- I do. Can we please just talk later?Copy !req
418. Why? You gonna run off
and play "strong single mom"?Copy !req
419. Please...Copy !req
420. That baby is an accessory.Copy !req
421. We need boundaries.Copy !req
422. Hey, Billy.Copy !req
423. Rachel.Copy !req
424. Just took a lovely little stroll
around St. John's.Copy !req
425. And you'll never guess
what I happened across.Copy !req
426. Who told you?Copy !req
427. Well, I'll tell you who didn't
fucking tell me.Copy !req
428. Me own fucking sister-in-law.Copy !req
429. Would you like some tea?Copy !req
430. I got the English stuff.Copy !req
431. When'd you do it?Copy !req
432. Last Sunday.Copy !req
433. We used your last name.Copy !req
434. We said "beloved wife."Copy !req
435. You buried an empty
fucking coffin?Copy !req
436. We didn't bury anything.
Just, um, a headstone.Copy !req
437. Well, that's a sick fucking joke
then, isn't it?Copy !req
438. And you're wondering why we
didn't tell you.Copy !req
439. Look...Copy !req
440. my mom's getting old.Copy !req
441. She just wants a place to talk
to her daughter.Copy !req
442. Yeah, well, she's talking
to dirt, isn't she?Copy !req
443. - It's something.
- No.Copy !req
444. It's fucking nothing.Copy !req
445. It's nothing, 'cause there's
nothing fucking down there.Copy !req
446. And for all you know, Rebecca's
still out there somewhere,Copy !req
447. and you put up
a fucking headstone.Copy !req
448. Stop!Copy !req
449. You need to stop.Copy !req
450. It has been eight years since
she's been missing.Copy !req
451. The cops never found anything.
You never found anything.Copy !req
452. She's not alive.Copy !req
453. She got killed
or she killed herself.Copy !req
454. You watch your fucking mouth.Copy !req
455. You're not the only one
whose life was ruined.Copy !req
456. She is my sister,
and I love her.Copy !req
457. But she's gone.Copy !req
458. We need this to be over.Copy !req
459. Ah!Copy !req
460. Oh, Popclaw.Copy !req
461. You got the right
to remain silent, bitch.Copy !req
462. I did not kill your partner.Copy !req
463. And I did not kill Dr. Robinson.Copy !req
464. I wouldn't lie to you.Copy !req
465. I love you, baby.Copy !req
466. Love is just another lie,
Donovan.Copy !req
467. - You must think I'm stupid.
- No.Copy !req
468. But as you can see,Copy !req
469. I'm pretty sharp.Copy !req
470. Y-Yeah, you've got talent.Copy !req
471. - I love you.
- I love you, too.Copy !req
472. Oh! Yeah, say it.Copy !req
473. You're a filthy pig
who likes to eat ass.Copy !req
474. I'm a filthy pig...Copy !req
475. Hold up. Easy.Copy !req
476. Easy does it.
We ain't here to hurt you.Copy !req
477. Who are you?Copy !req
478. This guy's got 34 addressesCopy !req
479. and at least a dozen aliases.Copy !req
480. So, who the hell is he?Copy !req
481. Something we're running down
on our own.Copy !req
482. Uh, since when do you guys
run down stuff alone?Copy !req
483. - Trevor...
- Yeah?Copy !req
484. Shut up.Copy !req
485. - Excuse me.
- Hughie.Copy !req
486. Right?
You're Starlight's friend.Copy !req
487. She got you in here.Copy !req
488. - Yeah.
- There you go.Copy !req
489. Good to meet you, pal.Copy !req
490. Good to meet you.Copy !req
491. How do you know Starlight?Copy !req
492. Uh, you know, we met, um,
like, a few weeks ago, actually.Copy !req
493. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
494. - And she got you in here?
- Yeah, I guess she did.Copy !req
495. Oh, this is a
pricey ticket, Hughie.Copy !req
496. You must be a special guy.Copy !req
497. I... no. No, I'm not...Copy !req
498. I just feel lucky
to be here. Really.Copy !req
499. Um, ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
500. uh, I would like to welcome you
one and all.Copy !req
501. And I would very much like to
welcome... Homelander,Copy !req
502. our special guest.Copy !req
503. So, without further ado,Copy !req
504. if you would follow me.Copy !req
505. Gather round, everybody.Copy !req
506. Now, as many of you
may already know,Copy !req
507. Homelander is an ordained
minister in Samaritan's Embrace.Copy !req
508. Together, we will be rebaptizing
you, my most loyal followers.Copy !req
509. Do you accept the Lord,
our Father, as your Savior,Copy !req
510. - and Jesus Christ his son?
- Yes, I do. Yes, I do.Copy !req
511. Then I baptize you
in the name of the Father,Copy !req
512. the Son, and the Holy Spirit.Copy !req
513. - Oh!
- Your sins have been purged.Copy !req
514. Christ be with you.Copy !req
515. On this blessed day,
you will be reborn a Christian.Copy !req
516. You will be washed clean
of all your sins.Copy !req
517. Something wrong, Hughie?Copy !req
518. No. No, I'm-I'm
totally comfortable.Copy !req
519. Why-why would you ask that?Copy !req
520. Well, your blood pressure's
150/90. It's a bit high.Copy !req
521. Yeah, sorry. Just, um...Copy !req
522. I'm afraid of water.Copy !req
523. Don't panic.Copy !req
524. I got you.Copy !req
525. Do you accept the Lord,
our Father, as your Savior,Copy !req
526. and Jesus...Copy !req
527. as his son?Copy !req
528. Yes.Copy !req
529. Hmm. Then I baptize you
in the name of the Father,Copy !req
530. the Son, and the Holy Spirit.Copy !req
531. God bless.Copy !req
532. Thank you all once again
for allowing me to be a partCopy !req
533. of this beautiful occasion.Copy !req
534. - Thank you. Thank you.
- Good night.Copy !req
535. See you, friend.Copy !req
536. Thank you. Thank you for coming.Copy !req
537. May the light of God
shine in your lives.Copy !req
538. Excuse me, sir.Copy !req
539. Uh, may I speak with you
just for a moment?Copy !req
540. - Sorry, son, I got a packed schedule.
- All right, I understand, sir,Copy !req
541. but it's just,
I need your guidance.Copy !req
542. I need Christ's guidance.Copy !req
543. What is it?Copy !req
544. Just hold on... one second.Copy !req
545. Let me just show you something.Copy !req
546. What's wrong?Copy !req
547. Uh...Copy !req
548. You fucked me.Copy !req
549. What?Copy !req
550. Yeah, in a private Supe club.Copy !req
551. You know the one on East 29th?
Secret Lair,Copy !req
552. - I think it's called?
- Don't know it. Nope.Copy !req
553. - There were three of us?
- You've got nothing...Copy !req
554. - Oiled up, and you...
- This...Copy !req
555. wrapped your stretchy arms
around me, and it was, it wasCopy !req
556. so fucking hot, and...
your dick was so... perfect.Copy !req
557. And long and... stretchy.Copy !req
558. And you... you played
my butt like jazz.Copy !req
559. With poise and skill and...
willingness to improvise.Copy !req
560. You come in here.Copy !req
561. You try to talk to me?Copy !req
562. Like this?Copy !req
563. You are a filthy, filthy liar.Copy !req
564. - You are unclean.
- I have a video.Copy !req
565. - I have a video.
- What?Copy !req
566. I have a video
of the three of us...Copy !req
567. sucking and fucking.Copy !req
568. And if you don't let me go,Copy !req
569. my friend puts the video online.Copy !req
570. Like that.Copy !req
571. What do you want?
You want a little bit of money?Copy !req
572. Are you here for money?Copy !req
573. You ship boxes labeled
as polio vaccineCopy !req
574. but they're not really
polio vaccine, are they?Copy !req
575. They're Compound V.Copy !req
576. - Who the hell are you?
- I want to know everything about 'em.Copy !req
577. Okay? You tell me, you tell me
where they're going.Copy !req
578. And you tell me
how many boxes you ship.Copy !req
579. No.Copy !req
580. No, they will destroy me.Copy !req
581. Who's "they"? Vought?Copy !req
582. Here's how this is gonna go.Copy !req
583. You're gonna tell me,Copy !req
584. or that video...Copy !req
585. trends, number one on Twitter.Copy !req
586. Tonight.Copy !req
587. And you're also gonna stopCopy !req
588. the fucking
"pray the gay away" shit.Copy !req
589. Anyway, it's your choice.Copy !req
590. Hello?Copy !req
591. Hey, um, so that wasn't
a piece of cake.Copy !req
592. Hughie, that you? You all right?Copy !req
593. Yeah. Yeah, it's me, sorry.Copy !req
594. I had to, had to borrow a phone.
Thanks again.Copy !req
595. I got baptized.Copy !req
596. Yeah. It's a long story.Copy !req
597. Blackmailing somebody
is not cake, okay?Copy !req
598. It is weird, it's scary,
you wind upCopy !req
599. - just saying shit.
- Okay, but did youCopy !req
600. get him to talk? What'd he say?Copy !req
601. Uh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
602. I mean, you-you know
that charity of his?Copy !req
603. Samaritan's Embrace?Copy !req
604. - Right.
- All right.Copy !req
605. So what they do is they take
boxes full of that stuffCopy !req
606. and they ship it to hospitals
all across the country.Copy !req
607. And apparently the latest oneCopy !req
608. is going to the NICU
at Mercer Hospital.Copy !req
609. It's, uh,
I-it's midtown, I think.Copy !req
610. You are a natural, kid.
You're like the fucking...Copy !req
611. Rain Man of fucking people over.Copy !req
612. Not a compliment.Copy !req
613. - Hey!
- Cool your jets, guv.Copy !req
614. It's not a hate crime.Copy !req
615. M.M.? All right.Copy !req
616. Fucking brilliant.Copy !req
617. I'll meet you at the hospital
in half an hour.Copy !req
618. Let's hear it for Jesus.Copy !req
619. Yes!Copy !req
620. One more for the guy upstairs!Copy !req
621. Oh, I love you guys.
Let me tell you something.Copy !req
622. I am so thrilled to be here.Copy !req
623. Truthfully. Are you?Copy !req
624. Yeah?Copy !req
625. A terrible tragedy
befell our nation this week.Copy !req
626. Terrible.Copy !req
627. And let's not mince words
about this.Copy !req
628. We... were... attacked.Copy !req
629. America was attacked.Copy !req
630. Some people...Copy !req
631. they want me to come out hereCopy !req
632. and speak empty platitudes
to you all.Copy !req
633. A little bit of corporate talk.Copy !req
634. But I don't want to do that.Copy !req
635. I can't do that.Copy !req
636. You want to know why?Copy !req
637. Why?Copy !req
638. Because I believe
that what God wants me to doCopy !req
639. is get on over there,
find the filthy bastardsCopy !req
640. that masterminded this...
Whatever cave they're in...Copy !req
641. And introduce them to a little
thing called God's judgment!Copy !req
642. That's what I think!Copy !req
643. Sounds like
the American thing to do!Copy !req
644. Sounds like
the right thing to do.Copy !req
645. But no. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
646. Apparently, I got to wait
for Congress to say it's okay.Copy !req
647. Right?Copy !req
648. I say I answer to a higher law.Copy !req
649. Wasn't I chosen to save you?Copy !req
650. Is it not my God-given purposeCopy !req
651. to protect the United States
of America?Copy !req
652. Homelander! Homelander!Copy !req
653. - Homelander! Homelander!
- Psalm!Copy !req
654. 58:10!Copy !req
655. "The righteous shall rejoiceCopy !req
656. "when he sees the vengeanceCopy !req
657. "and he will bathe his feetCopy !req
658. in the blood of the wicked."Copy !req
659. Homelander!Copy !req
660. Homelander! Homelander!Copy !req
661. Motherfucker.Copy !req
662. Hey.Copy !req
663. Maeve, what, uh...Copy !req
664. - Sorry, what are you...?
- I was, um, stopping a muggingCopy !req
665. nearby and I...Copy !req
666. It's good to see you.Copy !req
667. Can I come in?Copy !req
668. Uh... okay.Copy !req
669. Where's Freckles?Copy !req
670. Freckles died two years ago.Copy !req
671. Look, uh, I'm kind of busy,Copy !req
672. so, um, maybe give me a call,Copy !req
673. call first, next time?Copy !req
674. Elena, you don't
have to be like this.Copy !req
675. Well, you show up out of nowhereCopy !req
676. asking about
the goddamn cat, so...Copy !req
677. You've been drinking.Copy !req
678. No.Copy !req
679. You're not going
to meetings anymore.Copy !req
680. Uh, listen...Copy !req
681. Water under the bridge.Copy !req
682. I miss you.Copy !req
683. You don't get to say that to me.Copy !req
684. Leave, please.Copy !req
685. Elena, I haven't seen you
in years.Copy !req
686. I mean...Copy !req
687. - wouldn't it be nice...
- I see you every day.Copy !req
688. Every time I walk through
Times SquareCopy !req
689. or turn on the fucking TV.Copy !req
690. I'm out of your life.Copy !req
691. You never left mine.Copy !req
692. I'm sorry, okay?
I'm really sorry.Copy !req
693. - I didn't mean...
- I don't want your apology, okay?Copy !req
694. I want you to get out.Copy !req
695. Okay? I want you to go back
to your ivory penthouseCopy !req
696. where you can drink
and fuck whoever you want.Copy !req
697. Go back to Homelander.Copy !req
698. I can't go back.Copy !req
699. Oh...Copy !req
700. - Oh...
- Maeve?Copy !req
701. It's too hard.Copy !req
702. - What happened?
- It's just too hard.Copy !req
703. Tell me what happened.Copy !req
704. I keep thinking about all...Copy !req
705. - all those people.
- It's okay. You'll figure it out.Copy !req
706. Okay? You'll figure it out.Copy !req
707. You always know what to do.Copy !req
708. You always know
what to do, okay?Copy !req
709. - I don't know. They don't...
- So just tell me what happened.Copy !req
710. Tell me what happened.Copy !req
711. Uh...Copy !req
712. I don't know, Maeve,
if this is...Copy !req
713. - Come on.
- No. No, this is...Copy !req
714. You're obviously...
No, I said stop it.Copy !req
715. All right, just...Copy !req
716. just talk to me.Copy !req
717. Okay? Just tell me
what happened.Copy !req
718. Yeah, this, um...Copy !req
719. this was a mistake.Copy !req
720. No, just talk to me.
Just tell me what...Copy !req
721. If you...Copy !req
722. - Allo?
- They're coming.Copy !req
723. They're on to you, babe.Copy !req
724. Black Noir was outside
my apartment.Copy !req
725. What location?Copy !req
726. Which addresses do they have?Copy !req
727. If they got to my place,Copy !req
728. all of them.Copy !req
729. So, you want to pay meCopy !req
730. the professional courtesy
and tell meCopy !req
731. where the hell
you disappeared to before?Copy !req
732. I just had to pop down
to the shop.Copy !req
733. I was running a bit low on
mind your own fucking business.Copy !req
734. This better be good.Copy !req
735. I'm burned.Copy !req
736. What? Fucking hell,
Frenchie. How?Copy !req
737. I don't know.Copy !req
738. What about the rest of us?Copy !req
739. Your concern for me
is very sweet.Copy !req
740. Maybe, maybe not.Copy !req
741. So far, they only seem to beCopy !req
742. hitting my places.
I'm taking off.Copy !req
743. - What about the girl?
- Fucking leave her.Copy !req
744. God knows
what they'll do to her.Copy !req
745. Supe-on-Supe violence
ain't our concern, mate.Copy !req
746. Butcher.Copy !req
747. I said fucking leave her.Copy !req
748. Merde.Copy !req
749. Burnt.Copy !req
750. It was the Heartland Beauties
"Luck of the Irish" pageant.Copy !req
751. The lights went out on stageCopy !req
752. and this one lit up the room
with the glow from her hands.Copy !req
753. The show must go on. Hmm?Copy !req
754. That's so sweet.Copy !req
755. - 15 minutes, Starlight.
- I'm sorry, could you, could youCopy !req
756. just give us one minute, please?Copy !req
757. Starlight will begin shortly.Copy !req
758. Please go to the main stage.Copy !req
759. Mom, I can't do this.Copy !req
760. A-Are you sick? What's wrong?Copy !req
761. No, it just doesn't feel right.Copy !req
762. - What does that mean?
- Honestly...Copy !req
763. I really thought that being here
would feel like it used to,Copy !req
764. but it doesn't.Copy !req
765. It's changed,
or maybe I've changed.Copy !req
766. But...Copy !req
767. Mom, these past few months...Copy !req
768. Mm-mm.Copy !req
769. No, tell them I'm not going on.Copy !req
770. Honey.Copy !req
771. I've waited 23 years for this.Copy !req
772. This isn't...Copy !req
773. this isn't about you.Copy !req
774. Isn't it?Copy !req
775. I mean, I-I kept your secret,Copy !req
776. scrimped by selling houses,Copy !req
777. took you to all the Supe events.Copy !req
778. Please.Copy !req
779. All my friends
are gonna be watching on TV.Copy !req
780. Please?Copy !req
781. They're coming for me,
mon coeur.Copy !req
782. The Supes.Copy !req
783. I've been ordered to leave you
here for them to find.Copy !req
784. And Monsieur Charcuter,
you know,Copy !req
785. he knows I'll comply,
that's how he sees me.Copy !req
786. Like this mad bastard,Copy !req
787. only good for hurting
or killing, you know?Copy !req
788. Like a gun, he takes me,Copy !req
789. points me in a direction
and fires.Copy !req
790. It's not who I am.Copy !req
791. It's not who you are, either.Copy !req
792. We're the same, you and I.
Like eggs.Copy !req
793. Hard outside, soft inside...
Or pineapples, perhaps.Copy !req
794. Whatever those bastards
got planned for you,Copy !req
795. you don't deserve it, mon coeur.Copy !req
796. The Deep finds himselfCopy !req
797. in hot water following
a harebrained attemptCopy !req
798. to free a dolphin
from Oceanland.Copy !req
799. Insiders say when police
tried to interceptCopy !req
800. the hijacked van,
Deep lost controlCopy !req
801. of the vehicle and crashed,Copy !req
802. catapulting the dolphin
through the front windshieldCopy !req
803. onto the road,
where it was run overCopy !req
804. - by an 18...
- Hello there, Believe Expo!Copy !req
805. I am so honored
to be here tonight.Copy !req
806. Did you know
that my first public appearanceCopy !req
807. was right here
on this very stageCopy !req
808. with Ezekiel
and the rest of the family?Copy !req
809. Today, I wanted
to share with youCopy !req
810. how I accepted Christ...Copy !req
811. as my personal savior.Copy !req
812. How His way is the only way...Copy !req
813. Uh...Copy !req
814. Just...Copy !req
815. just please stop the music.Copy !req
816. Please stop.Copy !req
817. You want me to just suck it up
and do this for you?Copy !req
818. Hmm?Copy !req
819. You have no idea
what you're really asking.Copy !req
820. You have no idea
what I've been through.Copy !req
821. Every single word that I say up
here, I'm reading from a script.Copy !req
822. I didn't write
any of these words.Copy !req
823. I don't even know
if I believe in them.Copy !req
824. I mean, I believe in God,
I love God so much, but...Copy !req
825. Honestly, it's...
it's just how goddamn certainCopy !req
826. everyone is around here.Copy !req
827. I mean, tickets start at,
what, 170 bucks,Copy !req
828. so that these people can tell
you how to get to heaven?Copy !req
829. How do they know?
How does anybody know?Copy !req
830. When the Bible was written, life
expectancy was 30 years old.Copy !req
831. I mean, I'm not so sure you're
supposed to take it literally.Copy !req
832. It also says
that it's a sin to eat shrimp.Copy !req
833. What, if you're gay
or if you're Gandhi,Copy !req
834. you're going to hell? I mean...Copy !req
835. And if you have sex
before marriage,Copy !req
836. that's, that's not immoral.Copy !req
837. That's human.Copy !req
838. What's immoralCopy !req
839. is the guy who shoved
his dick in my face.Copy !req
840. - Shit.
- Shit.Copy !req
841. Here's the truth.Copy !req
842. Anyone who tells you they know
the answers is lying.Copy !req
843. And I know, I know,
I'm supposed to beCopy !req
844. this hero-idol-symbol-whatever,Copy !req
845. but I don't know
what the hell I'm doing.Copy !req
846. I'm just as scared and confused
as the rest of you.Copy !req
847. I'm done pretending,Copy !req
848. and I'm done
taking any more shit.Copy !req
849. Thank you.Copy !req
850. Excuse me.Copy !req
851. Jackpot.Copy !req
852. Compound V?
Oh, yeah, and lots of it.Copy !req
853. Oh, my God.Copy !req
854. Jesus.Copy !req
855. That's a fucking baby Supe.Copy !req
856. Chosen by God, my ass.Copy !req
857. These cunts are made
in a fucking lab.Copy !req
858. Hey.Copy !req
859. Hey, easy.Copy !req
860. That-that was a great speech.Copy !req
861. I mean, come on... I mean,Copy !req
862. know your audience,
but that was, like,Copy !req
863. that was Joel at the Garden.
That was...Copy !req
864. I am so glad you enjoyed it.Copy !req
865. I'm so glad. How was your
quality time with Ezekiel? Huh?Copy !req
866. Any more VIP tickets
I can get for you?Copy !req
867. Because I'm so here for you.Copy !req
868. - It's not like that.
- You sure?Copy !req
869. 'Cause I can get you
a commemorative cup.Copy !req
870. Or I can get you
an Ezekiel figurine,Copy !req
871. - or a goodie bag.
- My girlfriend died.Copy !req
872. What?Copy !req
873. Happened not too long ago,Copy !req
874. and I came here
looking for a wayCopy !req
875. to get out of the shit
that I'm in right now.Copy !req
876. And that wasn't fair to you,
and I'm so sorry.Copy !req
877. I really don't think
there's anythingCopy !req
878. that can help it anymore
or fix it...Copy !req
879. or make it better.Copy !req
880. And everything I heard here?Copy !req
881. Well, that helped
a total of jack shit.Copy !req
882. Except for what you said.Copy !req
883. I mean, you're right,
there's... nobody knows.Copy !req
884. And that's the only fucking
thing I've heard all dayCopy !req
885. that's made any sense at all,Copy !req
886. and that is
the God's honest truth.Copy !req
887. - I'm so sorry.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
888. I'm sorry.Copy !req
889. - Okay, easy with that.
- You get some air in there,Copy !req
890. you could kill the kid.Copy !req
891. Well, wouldn't that
be a crying shame?Copy !req
892. All right.Copy !req
893. Let's bugger off.Copy !req
894. All right.Copy !req
895. Hey!Copy !req
896. Hey, keep them busy.Copy !req
897. Watch and learn, son.Copy !req
898. Hey.Copy !req
899. Hey.Copy !req
900. Holy fuck.Copy !req
901. That was diabolical.Copy !req
902. You little fucking beauty.Copy !req
903. You done good, lad.Copy !req
904. - Come on, Butcher, it's time to go.
- Yeah.Copy !req
905. Now, you keep
your nose clean, sunshine,Copy !req
906. or I'll come back and stomp you.Copy !req
907. Holy smokes, Starlight shocking
the Christian communityCopy !req
908. during her address
at Believe Expo,Copy !req
909. when she questioned
her faith in...Copy !req
910. I see you.Copy !req
911. I know you're watching me.Copy !req
912. You've been out there
quite a lot lately.Copy !req
913. Always watching.Copy !req
914. So why don't you
just come on inside?Copy !req
915. You afraid of me?Copy !req
916. Come in.Copy !req
917. Have I not been paying
enough attention to you?Copy !req
918. Are you lonely?Copy !req
919. It must be hard,
feeling so alone.Copy !req
920. I'm sorry...Copy !req
921. but you cannot
give a speech like that.Copy !req
922. You cannot be bad.Copy !req
923. Come here.Copy !req
924. You have to be good.Copy !req
925. And you have to listen to me.Copy !req
926. And then we both
can get what we want.Copy !req
927. That's good.Copy !req
928. You're my good boy.Copy !req
929. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
930. A miracle.Copy !req
931. You are a miracle.Copy !req