1. - Hello, Eliseo.
- Good morning, Florencia. Good morning.Copy !req
2. Motherfuckers.
Bastards. Sons of bitches.Copy !req
3. Hey! Good morning, Doctor.Copy !req
4. - Has a package for me been delivered?
- No.Copy !req
5. - Can I ask you a favor?
- Sure.Copy !req
6. I bought something online, but we won't be
home when it arrives. You gonna be here?Copy !req
7. - Of course. I'll take care of it.
- Okay, okay. I'll pick it up here.Copy !req
8. Sorry I'm not leaving you
our house keys to drop it there but...Copy !req
9. we thought about it and...
It's a privacy issue, you understand?Copy !req
10. Yes, and you're doing
the right thing, Doctor.Copy !req
11. I never liked to have anyone's house keys.
I feel it's too much responsibilityCopy !req
12. - and I don't want that.
- Fine, you watch for it.Copy !req
13. - Oh, Doctor...
- What?Copy !req
14. It's been 29 years,
eight months, and 17 days.Copy !req
15. - What's that?
- You asked how long I've been working hereCopy !req
16. and I wasn't precise about the time.
I thought about it,Copy !req
17. and I'd like you to know exactly how long.Copy !req
18. - So, there you have it.
- Very good.Copy !req
19. - Watch out for my package.
- Sure. Have a nice day, Doctor.Copy !req
20. - Hello, Amalia. How are you?
- Hi.Copy !req
21. - Hold up. How are you? Alright?
- Fine, fine.Copy !req
22. Oh, good!Copy !req
23. - I want to talk to you about something.
- Yeah? About what?Copy !req
24. Not here. Come with me. Come.Copy !req
25. 1Nothing, nothing at all?Copy !req
26. No, nothing.Copy !req
27. That's weird!Copy !req
28. Amalia, isn't anything important
happening with Florencia?Copy !req
29. With Marina?
Try to think about it.Copy !req
30. Let me think...Copy !req
31. Well, they've changed Marina's shift
and now she's on call on Thursdays.Copy !req
32. Her shift changed...
and now she's on call on Thursdays.Copy !req
33. That doesn't work for me. Think about
something that's really happening to them.Copy !req
34. There has to be something, Amalia. Think.
This will help you. Let's see.Copy !req
35. The other day... Florencia was
exchanging voice messagesCopy !req
36. with someone
and she was laughing.Copy !req
37. - She was exchanging voice messages?
- Yeah, a bit off-color.Copy !req
38. - With Marina?
- No.Copy !req
39. - Oh, no?
- Marina was sleeping.Copy !req
40. Look, whenever she has a night shift,
she sleeps during the day.Copy !req
41. It was... with someone else.Copy !req
42. With someone else...
And what was she saying?Copy !req
43. Oh, well, you don't remember,
of course.Copy !req
44. No, you will remember.
We'll make you remember, Amalia. Come on.Copy !req
45. From what I heard,
she said something like...Copy !req
46. “You'll see, I'm gonna eat your mmm..."Copy !req
47. “You'll see, I'm gonna eat your..."
Finish the sentence.Copy !req
48. - It's cute. Tell me.
- “You'll see, I'm gonna eat your frog."Copy !req
49. The frog, the frog...Copy !req
50. You have any idea
when the day of the frog will be?Copy !req
51. - From what I heard...
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
52. it's tonight.Copy !req
53. You knew, didn't you?
You knew, Amalia.Copy !req
54. Go on, go on. Go now. Here.Copy !req
55. Go get your hair dyed, okay?
You need it. Go on now. Go.Copy !req
56. After so many years, they now want
to fire me for a fucking swimming pool.Copy !req
57. - Can you believe it?
- I think no one will voteCopy !req
58. - for that project anyway.
- I'm not sure.Copy !req
59. - I made ricotta cake.
- Thanks, Bebita.Copy !req
60. Hey...
You think or you know?Copy !req
61. - I don't know, I think.
- “I think" is not enough. No, no, no.Copy !req
62. We must find out who votes which way.Copy !req
63. So, give me the details of what went on
during the meeting. I'm interestedCopy !req
64. in knowing each one
of their faces when they talked.Copy !req
65. Even if it's an insignificant detail,
it's useful to me.Copy !req
66. - Go ahead. I'm all ears. Tell me.
- Well, María Pía and her husbandCopy !req
67. were very serious...Copy !req
68. Hi there, how are you?
I got a package for Matías Zambrano.Copy !req
69. - Ah! Yes, yes.
- Sign here, please.Copy !req
70. - Thanks.
- Sure.Copy !req
71. - Mrs. Liliana.
- Good morning, Eliseo.Copy !req
72. - My friend Eliseo, how are you today?
- Mr. Renato.Copy !req
73. Good morning, Chiara.Copy !req
74. - A long shift?
- Yes, 18 hours.Copy !req
75. It's such a big sacrifice
for you people!Copy !req
76. Well, also for Florencia, the poor thing.Copy !req
77. - Jeez, I'm being nosy!
- No, it's alright.Copy !req
78. - It's good for the couple.
- Of course.Copy !req
79. We miss each other, and when I come home,
she pampers me, cooks for me...Copy !req
80. - You make a beautiful couple.
- Thank you, Eliseo.Copy !req
81. - Have a nice day.
- You too.Copy !req
82. Now you may as well
start with the garbage.Copy !req
83. Who is it?
- Flor, it's me.Copy !req
84. - I'll be right down.
- OkayCopy !req
85. - My, we're really impatient today!
- I can't stop myself any longer.Copy !req
86. - Stop it, you're turning me on big time.
- Seriously?Copy !req
87. - Good evening.
- Hello, Eliseo.Copy !req
88. Off to work.Copy !req
89. - You scared me to death!Copy !req
90. - Eliseo, how are you?
- Hello, Doctor, how are you?Copy !req
91. I've got something for you.Copy !req
92. Ah! Don't tell me it's the
robot vacuum cleaner. That's great!Copy !req
93. - When did it get here?
- Yesterday.Copy !req
94. - Are these robots any good?
- They're great.Copy !req
95. A good friend recommended it to me.
He has three of them at home,Copy !req
96. - one for each floor.
- Wow.Copy !req
97. - Wow, what?
- Well, I mean,Copy !req
98. - one for each floor.
- Oh, sorry!Copy !req
99. - I thought that was an ironic wow.
- No, Doctor. Why ironic?Copy !req
100. - Hello.
- Good morning, Matías.Copy !req
101. - How are the kids?
- Slowly.Copy !req
102. - I'll take a shower and enjoy the new toy.
- Okay, Doctor.Copy !req
103. - And again, I'm sorry,
- Please, Doctor, no need for that.Copy !req
104. What's wrong with you, María Pía?
Don't you say hello anymore?Copy !req
105. FLORENCIA'S LOVERCopy !req
106. - Eliseo.
- Mr. Gonzalo, how are you?Copy !req
107. - Fine.
- I'm testing the doorbells.Copy !req
108. - The doorbells?
- Yeah.Copy !req
109. Ever since I've been here, I regularly
check the doorbells every three years.Copy !req
110. If I'm not wrong,
you've been living here five years,Copy !req
111. so I'm sure I've bothered you
with this sometime in the past.Copy !req
112. - It's possible.
- Of course you can't remember.Copy !req
113. Well, I won't bother you anymore.
Have a nice day.Copy !req
114. - Bye, Eliseo.
- Bye.Copy !req
115. Hey, Eliseo, tell me how...
how that thing you told be meCopy !req
116. - about your building is coming along.
- Everything's a little tense right now.Copy !req
117. I've just finished the investigation phaseCopy !req
118. and now I'm launching an offensive
with everything I've got.Copy !req
119. But tell me about yourself.
How are things?Copy !req
120. Nah, everything's normal, just normal.
Good, good.Copy !req
121. - Or very good.
- Let's hear it.Copy !req
122. The thing is, there's this chick...
well, one of the owners.Copy !req
123. Every time she goes by the lobby,
where you're sitting down,Copy !req
124. she looks at me, flirts...Copy !req
125. It's a gesture, a look, I don't know,
she's coming on strong to me.Copy !req
126. - So, one of the owners is hitting on you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
127. - Ah! Have you made any progress?
- Are you crazy? No, no, no.Copy !req
128. - Besides, she's married. That poor guy
- Suppose what you're telling me is real...Copy !req
129. - It is real! She looks at me...
- Listen, if her husband doesn't find out,Copy !req
130. it never happened.
So, you're not hurting the guy.Copy !req
131. No, stop, stop. No. I mean,
suppose the guy doesn't find out,Copy !req
132. but the thing is happening.
The fact is it did happen.Copy !req
133. What if I told you that when you're
working, someone goes into your house,Copy !req
134. eats at your table, watches your
television, sleeps in your bed,Copy !req
135. sits on your toilet, and before leaving,
cleans up everything, and then goes.Copy !req
136. So... Would this bother you?Copy !req
137. - Of course it would.
- Of course.Copy !req
138. It bothers you
because you know it happened.Copy !req
139. But if you didn't find out,
it wouldn't bother you.Copy !req
140. You should apply it not only to
this situation, but to life in general.Copy !req
141. If we are not aware of something,
it's because it never happened.Copy !req
142. Otherwise, we wouldn't be able to live.Copy !req
143. - You're terrible, Eliseo.
- Yeah, but think about it.Copy !req
144. - Okay, I'm off to the terrace.
- Yeah, yeah, go ahead.Copy !req
145. Let me know
if you see anything nice, okay?Copy !req
146. Tatiana...Copy !req
147. Why do you paint so much if you haven't
sold one single painting in five years?Copy !req
148. You're persistent, aren't you?Copy !req
149. Augusto,
you never grab a book, do you?Copy !req
150. Always in a binge drinking
with those slackers just like you.Copy !req
151. If your folks only knew...Copy !req
152. María Pía...
So much love for GodCopy !req
153. and so much disdain for yours truly.
Why?Copy !req
154. Soon you'll be devoted to Eliseo's church.Copy !req
155. Obviously a lawyer.Copy !req
156. He lives in a modern building
with amenities.Copy !req
157. I would say he's a business attorney.Copy !req
158. A lawyer, yes, but for a multinational.
Just check the suit he's wearing.Copy !req
159. - This broad?
- She is a cosmetologist, divorced.Copy !req
160. She's going to a healthy food store
to buy a nut mix.Copy !req
161. No. I think she owns a
clothes store here, in Cabildo.Copy !req
162. That one?Copy !req
163. Cab driver.Copy !req
164. - Cab driver.
- Cab driver.Copy !req
165. - Driver or owner?
- Owner.Copy !req
166. - Eliseo, excuse me.
- Yes?Copy !req
167. I have a problem with one of my car tires.
I think it's low on air.Copy !req
168. Please. I'll come with you. Let's go.Copy !req
169. You saved my life.
The car is loaded with donationsCopy !req
170. - and I couldn't possibly take a cab.
- Donations? Who do you work for, a parish?Copy !req
171. - Ah.Copy !req
172. - Santa Estefanía. You know it?
- Yes.Copy !req
173. It's across the square, close by.Copy !req
174. - I help whenever I can.
- Oh, I'm so grateful to the church.Copy !req
175. It was my haven when my wife passed away.Copy !req
176. Poor Clarita.
She was so young, it was horrible.Copy !req
177. - I didn't know you're a widower.
- Yes. It was a long time ago.Copy !req
178. Just before I came to work
here at the building.Copy !req
179. One Sunday, Clarita and I were
out for a walk around Recoleta...Copy !req
180. and we were so happy
because of the new job opportunity.Copy !req
181. We were gonna work here,
in this building. We were gonna live here.Copy !req
182. - Ah.
- Clarita carelesslyCopy !req
183. crossed the street without looking...
and an armored car ran over her.Copy !req
184. After being in a coma for three months,
she fade away until she was gone.Copy !req
185. She was only 27.Copy !req
186. That's terrible!
I didn't know. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
187. It was a long time ago. Life goes on.Copy !req
188. - Eliseo, this is for your trouble.
- No. You offend me.Copy !req
189. - Please, this is my job.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
190. - I'm sure.
- Well, thank you so much.Copy !req
191. No problem, María Pía.Copy !req
192. Miguel, I need you to come with me.
Go get some garbage bags, the large ones.Copy !req
193. - Did something happen?
- No, nothing.Copy !req
194. - Ah.
- What?Copy !req
195. - Florencia, good afternoon.
- Hi.Copy !req
196. How are you?Copy !req
197. No, nothing. The owner in Five A needsCopy !req
198. stuff to donate to her parish.
I'd like to give her a handCopy !req
199. by collecting some clothes
from the residents.Copy !req
200. - The woman in Five A? The sourpuss?
- Yes.Copy !req
201. - Why should we help her?
- Just because.Copy !req
202. It's nice to help
without asking for anything in return.Copy !req
203. - Yeah, sure, yes.
- Let's go.Copy !req
204. - Yes.
- Come on, let's go.Copy !req
205. Do we have any clothes to give away?Copy !req
206. - Hello.
- Hello.Copy !req
207. Why don't you give them
that horrible pink Dry Fit jacket?Copy !req
208. It makes you look like tied hog.Copy !req
209. - I'll get if for you
- Yes.Copy !req
210. - She throws away all my stuff.
- As long as she doesn't throw you away...Copy !req
211. - How did the sale of number nine go?Copy !req
212. - Did he finally go to Olimpo?
- Nah, he's an asshole.Copy !req
213. - He thought he was Pelé.
- Oh.Copy !req
214. - Now I'm more into goal keepers.
- Ah.Copy !req
215. - See?
- Oh, it's very nice. Shocking pink.Copy !req
216. - I can give you this.
- Oh! But it's new, Doctor.Copy !req
217. - You're too generous.Copy !req
218. - Oh! Kiwi where do you think you're going?
- What is she doing?Copy !req
219. Does she want to go with uncle Miguel?Copy !req
220. Oh, look the way she stares at him!
She's so bright.Copy !req
221. - Hello, Doctor. How are you?
- Hello.Copy !req
222. How are you. Sorry to disturb you.
We're gathering clothes for the parish.Copy !req
223. - You do have anything to give away?
- No, we don't give away.Copy !req
224. - Ah!
- Not because I'm stingy.Copy !req
225. I give when I pay my taxes to the state,
which should use that moneyCopy !req
226. so children are not cold, right?
Everything else is a guilt trip.Copy !req
227. To me, it's important that a kid
who is cold can have a sweater tomorrow.Copy !req
228. - Just different points of view.
- Uh-huhCopy !req
229. I'm not gonna bother you anymore.
Have a nice day, Doctor.Copy !req
230. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
231. - Cheapskate prick.Copy !req
232. - Take those bags to the boiler room.
- I'll continue by myself.Copy !req
233. Okay.Copy !req
234. - I didn't see you as being so caring.
- Well, I don't like to brag about it,Copy !req
235. but I try to give a hand
whenever I can, oh, yes.Copy !req
236. I help in a community soup kitchen
and in a center for retired people...Copy !req
237. - Oh!
- And weekends, in an animal shelter.Copy !req
238. - Also in an animal shelter?
- Yeah, I do I whole bunch of things,Copy !req
239. but I do it for myself,
not to brag about it.Copy !req
240. Yeah.Copy !req
241. Andrea has some clothes
she isn't using any more.Copy !req
242. - Should I get them?
- Yes.Copy !req
243. She's going to be happy
I made some room in her closet.Copy !req
244. Sure.
- I'll be right back. Eliseo is here.Copy !req
245. - Hey, Eliseo.
- Hi.Copy !req
246. I ended up eating the
whole chocolate bar.Copy !req
247. Ah! That's good.
Very good.Copy !req
248. I already knew.Copy !req
249. Great, three bags, Eliseo.
It's good that everyone donated, isn't it?Copy !req
250. No, not everyone.
Zambrano didn't donate anything.Copy !req
251. Augusto, the kid in Six A,
I don't know if he's sleeping it off.Copy !req
252. Tatiana donated, but jeez,Copy !req
253. - a jar of olives.
The artist.Copy !req
254. Yes. Naturally, this will remain here
for personal consumption.Copy !req
255. Have an olive.
I tried one and they're good.Copy !req
256. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
257. - Mmm. Good!
- They're very good.Copy !req
258. CARLO'SCopy !req
259. - 800.
- What do you mean 800?Copy !req
260. It's brand-new.
Don't be a tight ass, man. 1200, come on.Copy !req
261. - 850.
- Are you fucking me? 1100 and it's a deal.Copy !req
262. - 900, Eliseo.
- 1000, Carlos.Copy !req
263. - 950, that's final.
- You're really a miser, aren't you? Fine.Copy !req
264. Look at this. These stone-washed
are a beauty.Copy !req
265. - Just divine.
- See?Copy !req
266. - 500.
- God! 500.Copy !req
267. You get two pastries for 500.
700, come on.Copy !req
268. - 500. I'd rather have the pastries.
- 650 or I'm outta here. I'm done.Copy !req
269. Alright.
- Perfect. Now...Copy !req
270. The crown jewel.
Check this shocking pink.Copy !req
271. - 400.
- 400!Copy !req
272. - Good afternoon, Mrs. María Pía.
- Good afternoon. How are you?Copy !req
273. I was waiting for you.Copy !req
274. - Me? What for?
- I have something for you.Copy !req
275. - What?
- Clothes donations for the parish.Copy !req
276. - Seriously?
- Yes.Copy !req
277. I went to all the apartments and
told them what you needed them forCopy !req
278. and all the neighbors,
María Pía, without any exception,Copy !req
279. gave me something.
Well, no, not all of them.Copy !req
280. Dr. Zambrano didn't give anything.
I can't remember why he doesn't donate.Copy !req
281. I hope you have some use for them.Copy !req
282. Thank you very much.
Yes, everything is useful. Thanks.Copy !req
283. - Sure. Can I help you with the bags?
- Eliseo, I'm already in debt with you.Copy !req
284. - Oh! Why?
- Because I am.Copy !req
285. I haven't been treating you well.
I don't know. I had my doubts about you,Copy !req
286. always watching everything and everyone...Copy !req
287. - Well, that's part of my job.
- Of course.Copy !req
288. I was prejudiced. I owe you an
apology for thinking so poorly of you.Copy !req
289. - No, we're good.
- Good afternoon.Copy !req
290. Miguel helped to collect the stuff.Copy !req
291. - Oh. Thanks a lot.
- My pleasure. See how many clothes we—Copy !req
292. Wow! It's a lot.Copy !req
293. - A bag's missing. They were three.
- No, two.Copy !req
294. - No, there were three.
- I put everything into two.Copy !req
295. Ah!Copy !req
296. - Okay, get back to work. Go on.
- Yes.Copy !req
297. - Excuse me.
- Sure. See you later.Copy !req
298. - Eliseo, I'm in debt to you.
- No.Copy !req
299. I am. I want you to know you
can count on meCopy !req
300. for whatever you need.
Did you understand?Copy !req
301. - For whatever you need.
- Thank you so much. Can I help you?Copy !req
302. - Yes, please.
- Sure.Copy !req
303. Hello, Florencia.
Is the bathroom faucet leaking again?Copy !req
304. No, no. I'd like a word with you.Copy !req
305. - Sure. Please, come in.
- May I?Copy !req
306. Eliseo, I... I wanted to explain to you
what you saw the other day.Copy !req
307. Florencia, I don't know
what you're talking about. Sorry.Copy !req
308. Come on, Eliseo, we're both adults.
I know I was wrong.Copy !req
309. I made a mistake, but...
I don't want to risk our marriage.Copy !req
310. I don't know
what would happen if Marina found out...Copy !req
311. I don't even want to think about that.Copy !req
312. Excuse me. If she finds out what?
I don't know anything.Copy !req
313. Well, if you don't know anything,
you take a weight off my shoulders.Copy !req
314. I really don't know what you're
talking about. I didn't see anything.Copy !req
315. - Sorry!
- No. You know what?Copy !req
316. - Fine, then it's all clear.
- Of course it is.Copy !req
317. Well... Since you're hereCopy !req
318. - I want to ask you something.
- Yes?Copy !req
319. It's nothing, really. A little bird told
me someone has plans for this terraceCopy !req
320. and that you're involved
in the project. Is that true?Copy !req
321. - No, no. Sure, it's Zambrano's project.
- Ah! Zambrano.Copy !req
322. - Yes.
- Ah, listen.Copy !req
323. It's Zambrano's project.Copy !req
324. Well, make sure it stays that way,
as a project, okay?Copy !req
325. Three votes for Eliseo..One for the pool.Copy !req
326. Hello?Copy !req
327. Hello? This is
Juliette, I sent you an email.Copy !req
328. I'd like to get confirmation
about the apartment for rent.Copy !req
329. - To whom am I speaking?
Yes, this is Eliseo.Copy !req
330. The manager of Apartment
VIP Buenos Aires, Juliette.Copy !req
331. If you prefer, we can speak in Spanish,
but my Spanish is not very good.Copy !req
332. Well, all right. It would be good for you
to work on your Spanish.Copy !req
333. I'll try to speak slowly
for you to understand me.Copy !req
334. You have rented
a 200 square meter apartment,Copy !req
335. but you also count
with our company's consultingCopy !req
336. on everything related
to Buenos Aires, right?Copy !req
337. Places, tours, tips,
and what to be wary of.Copy !req
338. Juliette, there's only one requirement.Copy !req
339. Payment must be made in cash
at our offices. Cash, only cash.Copy !req
340. We don't take old dollar bills,
only the news ones, Juliette.Copy !req
341. Okay, oui. I'll be arriving
in the morning of the 14th.Copy !req
342. - Oui. It's reserved, Juliette.
- Merci.Copy !req
343. Au revoir.
Awesome, Eliseo.Copy !req