1. - Good afternoon, Miguel.
- Good afternoon, how's it going?
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2. - Where's Eliseo?
- He wasn't feeling good and went to sleep.
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3. - Okay.
- Yes.
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4. Very good.
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5. Leave it like that, Miguel, it's fine.
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6. Oh, well.
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7. - Yes.
- Okay.
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8. - Today's the pool vote, right?
- Yes.
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9. Miguel… What's going on here
has nothing to do with you or Eliseo.
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10. You've always done and excellent job.
I'm for real.
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11. Well. Thank you.
How do you think the vote will go?
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12. I don't know, but what I do know
is the moment of truth is here.
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13. Hello, everyone.
Hello.
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14. Well, we already know why we're
here.
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15. I'll start by highlighting the convening,
we even have Andrea from Four A here.
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16. She's right here. Hello, Andrea,
how are you? Where are you?
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17. Working in San Pablo.
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18. - Hello, everyone.
- Hello.
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19. - Hello.
- Hello.
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20. Good, we can state
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21. that the owners of the 17 functional units
are here,
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22. - that means full quorum.
- I'll interrupt for a second, Mario.
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23. I want to thank on everyone's behalf
Renato DiLella's help.
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24. Without his generosity, it'd have been
impossible to make this dream come true,
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25. - so, thank you very much, bravo,
- Renato.
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26. There's no need for applause.
Don't forget that you have to pay it back.
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27. I also want to ask for applause,
just one,
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28. for Florencia, who helped at the beginning
with the project and then hopped down,
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29. - we don't really know why, but, well.
- You're very funny today.
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30. It's just a little bit of humor.
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31. Before we start with the vote,
I'd like to review the project with you.
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32. Very good.
This is what the terrace will look like.
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33. I want everyone to know I have nothing
to do with that thing over there.
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34. As you can see,
the pool is facing north perfectly.
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35. with a service area behind,
showers, locker room…
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36. Here's the bar
and here's a friend having a little drink,
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37. something girly, soft, what could it be?
A cosmopolitan.
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38. Now, on a serious note,
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39. we also have to thank Germán, who helped
with the structural calculation.
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40. Excuse me, Germán, will that hold?
I mean, my home's right under it.
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41. Yes, obviously.
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42. Sorry, what would
the final cost for the pool be?
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43. Well, that's on the folders
we distributed in a timely manner,
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44. it seems that some people didn't study it.
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45. - Oh, yes, sorry, sorry.
- Well, to conclude,
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46. we're talking about quality of life and
the pool is just that: quality of life.
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47. This pool is mainly going to be paid
with what we'll save by firing Eliseo.
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48. Sorry, I did study it and, after
doing the math, I don't get that,
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49. and even if I did, there's a human value
that can't be paid with money here.
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50. What's wrong, Ricardo?
Did you became a hippie after growing up?
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51. - Well, any other questions?
- Please, could we vote already?
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52. Yes, Messina, please.
Yes, very well.
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53. We will now formally vote if we want to
carry out this project, which includes
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54. the pool, sun deck, and recreational
areas in the building terrace.
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55. The project contemplates tearing down the
superintendent's apartment in the terrace…
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56. eliminating the superintendent's position
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57. by replacing its services
with a cleaning company.
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58. - Is everything clear? Very good.
Yes.
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59. - No more ballot boxes.
As provided in article…
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60. 2060 of the Civil and Commercial Code,
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61. the project will be approved
by absolute majority.
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62. This means that we need the affirmative
vote of more than half of all present.
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63. Let's start from top to bottom.
Ninth floor, Renato DiLella,
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64. - vote for or against?
- I know what you're voting for, you crook.
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65. I vote… in favor of the project, I have
no choice after investing so much money.
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66. First vote in favor, then.
- You and your daughter are mobsters.
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67. We follow with Eight A,
Matias?
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68. Doctor Zambrano, secured vote.
- In favor.
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69. - Typical resentful snob.
Two to zero.
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70. We follow with Eight B,
Germán.
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71. - Bring a 100-inch television from Miami.
- In favor.
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72. Very good.
Three in favor, zero… against.
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73. - Seven A.
- In favor of the pool, for Faustino.
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74. Faustino.
Four to zero.
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75. - How vulgar.
This is theft, cancel it.
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76. - Seven B.
- Completely against the project.
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77. Well, one against, four in favor.
We follow with Six A, Augusto.
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78. - In favor.
- A useless parasite, poor parents.
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79. Five to one. Six B.
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80. - You already got what you deserved.
- Yes, we're voting in favor.
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81. - Very good.
- If I'm here, nothing's outside the law.
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82. Six to one in favor of the
project. Five A.
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83. Against.
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84. Six in favor of the project, two
against.
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85. Good people who think of their fellow man.
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86. - Five B, Basavilbaso.
- Yes.
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87. - You're one of mine, let's see.
- Totally and utterly against.
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88. A man of the country, a working
man that invests in this country despite
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89. - the disaster it is.
Three against, six in favor.
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90. We follow with Four A.
Andrea, are you there? Are you listening?
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91. - From you I expect nothing.
- Yes, I vote in favor.
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92. Good.
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93. The best thing
you ever did in your life was Thiago.
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94. Seven in favor, three against.
- And you don't even realize it.
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95. - We follow with Four B, Beba.
- Against, of course.
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96. - My little Beba, you're my weakness.
Seven in favor, four against.
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97. And I'm the only thing
you have left.
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98. Three A, Tatiana.
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99. - A woman with personality, different.
- Zambrano, I'm absolutely against.
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100. Seven to five, then.
- A total artist.
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101. We follow with…
Three B.
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102. I didn't have enough time
to work my magic in you.
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103. - In favor.
- Very good.
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104. It makes sense.
- Eight in favor, five…
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105. - against.
- Match point.
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106. - We follow with Two A.
- Florencia.
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107. - We had a deal, right, Florencia?
- Yes, I vote against.
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108. Very good, six against…
and eight in favor.
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109. You must keep your promises.
Very good, Florencia.
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110. We follow with Two B, Susana.
I'm scared of you,
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111. I wanted to help your son,
but you don't screw with Paola, Susana.
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112. Against.
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113. - Momma.
Eight in favor
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114. against seven negatives, right? Very good.
One A, Consuelo.
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115. - You're mine.
No,
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116. - I'm against.
- Come on.
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117. - Shit.
Of course,
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118. you don't like common areas because people
will complain about the General.
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119. Okay, it is a tie.
Eight to eight.
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120. That's it.
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121. Only the psychologist is left,
and she loves me.
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122. One B is going to break
the tie with its vote.
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123. Eugenia?
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124. You're against this project,
right, my love?
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125. Well.
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126. Uhh…
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127. - Baby.
Matías,
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128. please don't interfere
in the voting process.
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129. - Sorry.
Miss.
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130. In favor.
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131. Yes.
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132. We conclude with nine votes for
the pool.
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133. - In favor? What did you vote, you stupid?
And eight against.
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134. The project is approved.
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135. No. Who returned to you
that shitty cat, you fucker?
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136. You ungrateful assholes.
Who will they call when they need
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137. something? They can't do anything alone.
Bastards.
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138. Hmm? I gave them everything, everything.
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139. Why didn't I put
that shitty cat in the oven?
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140. Damn you, Eugenia,
damn the pool
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141. and damn
everyone, you ungrateful assholes.
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142. I dare them to ask me for something now,
I dare them.
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143. - Eliseo.
- Hey.
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144. First of all, Eliseo,
we wanted to tell you personally and
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145. as soon as possible, before you learned
about the vote from other neighbors.
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146. The project was approved by
majority.
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147. And there isn't a single neighbor
who has not regretted your departure.
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148. They better not.
The need to renovate the building
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149. continues to be concomitant
with the appreciation of your work.
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150. Concomitant means that…
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151. I know exactly what the word
"concomitant" means.
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152. We made the calculation
for your severance pay
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153. and, as of tomorrow, we will send
all the documents to the union.
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154. Next week, you'll have
all the money in your account.
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155. Take it for granted.
You don't have to worry about that.
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156. I wasn't planning on worrying.
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157. So, as of this moment,
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158. you're relieved of your duties as
superintendent.
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159. Super clear.
What about Miguel?
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160. I have already told Miguel
not to come anymore as of tomorrow.
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161. What's he going to do?
He's young, right? He'll find a job soon.
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162. Another thing, Eliseo.
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163. According to the labor agreement,
you have a month to leave your home,
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164. but you can stay longer
so you can move peacefully if you need to.
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165. It's a gesture we want to offer
you
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166. so you don't have to rush the
moving and be at ease and…
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167. I wasn't planning on rushing.
I didn't need such gesture.
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168. Marito.
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169. Here's a little gift
from the owner's association,
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170. well, for the years you've been here and
for you to know that this isn't personal.
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171. All the neighbors are very fond of you.
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172. It's a really good wine,
and look, it comes with its crystal glass
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173. and with its decanter.
A really expensive gift.
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174. Mhm-hmm.
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175. Thank you, but…
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176. …I don't drink.
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177. I know exactly…
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178. …why you came here to talk to me.
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179. You didn't do it for me,
you did it for yourselves,
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180. so you don't feel guilty about your
shameful disloyalty towards me.
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181. You're kicking me out like a dog.
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182. You both can go fuck yourselves.
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183. It was a joke, Doctor,
like the ones you tell me.
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184. The face you both had. Doctor,
because you're always doing it but…
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185. So funny…
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186. It was beautiful, really beautiful.
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187. The face you had…
But that's it, it's okay.
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188. Beyond the nuances and discrepancies
we've had in the past
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189. throughout my working period,
I know who you are: good people.
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190. So everything's perfect.
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191. Anything else?
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192. - He took it well.
- Bastard, I was about to hit him.
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193. I wasn't actually expecting
anything from anyone,
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194. but I did find it strange that Eugenia,
from One B, voted in favor.
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195. How do you know what she voted?
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196. Messina showed me
the minutes of the meeting.
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197. - Did I read it wrong?
- You didn't, she chose the pool.
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198. It looks like a patient of hers
committed suicide,
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199. he jumped from a fifth floor
and it really hit her, of course.
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200. I don't care about one of her patients
dying. Why didn't she jump?
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201. - Eliseo.
- What does this have to do with the pool?
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202. She had an outbreak and doesn't listen.
She left her job, she was very shocked.
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203. She wants to go to India
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204. - for a spiritual journey.
- Look how cute she is.
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205. - Yes.
- One guy dies and she screws my life.
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206. She has to sell the apartment,
a pool adds more value, it makes sense.
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207. What makes sense after 30 years
is for you to not change me for a pool,
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208. - that's what makes sense, Beba.
- Don't overthink it.
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209. You can do something different,
you can travel, rest…
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210. Who wants to rest, Beba? Please.
Don't tell me that bullshit, not you.
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211. You're right, I said something stupid.
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212. Why don't we talk about something else?
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213. What do you want to talk about,
my lovely Beba, the weather?
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214. Is there any topic more important
than my dismissal after 30 years?
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215. - Come on, I'm listening.
- You're mean.
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216. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, sorry, Beba.
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217. I am very dazed. I apologize, Beba.
I don't want to eat,
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218. I just want to go to sleep.
I'm really sorry.
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219. Are you going to knock?
Yes.
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220. - Hasn't he moved out by now?
- No.
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221. How could he move without telling us?
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222. How weird.
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223. Well, let's go, we'll be back later,
there's no one in there.
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224. - Good morning.
- It's three p. m.
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225. What do you need?
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226. We came to check on you,
we came earlier but no one answered.
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227. - Here I am.
- We wanted to say
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228. - we're very sad about your departure.
- I'm not talking to my mom anymore.
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229. Thiago, when you grow up,
you'll realize good things end up badly.
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230. - It's shitty, but that's how it is.
- No, I don't think it works like that.
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231. Things don't always end up badly.
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232. Whatever happens,
good things come to an end,
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233. - and when they do, they end badly.
- I don't think so.
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234. - Don't talk to him like that.
- Sooner or later he's going to know.
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235. Well, stop, we'll talk when you calm down.
Come on, don't like what he's saying.
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236. Don't make it personal. All the owners'
associations are doing the same thing.
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237. They're getting rid of the superintendents
to save a few pesos.
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238. Remember Pedrito Piccolini?
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239. - Yes.
- The one from Arenales and Ayacucho.
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240. Yes, he's retiring.
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241. Mhm. They fired him earlier because
they had already sold his apartment.
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242. - They sold it without warning him.
- Bastards.
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243. - Ours is a dying industry, Eliseo.
- Are you experiencing something
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244. - similar here in the building?
- Fire me? Forget it, they won't.
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245. They won't? What makes
you so essential? Come on, tell me.
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246. You know what?
I don't interfere in anyone's life,
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247. I do a ten out of ten job,
I'm punctual, efficient,
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248. - but in a discreet way.
- Unlike me, do you mean?
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249. - Suck my balls, Gómez.
- Why did you get heated up?
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250. - Who are you? I'm looking for Gabriel.
- Gabriel from which apartment?
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251. From no apartment,
he's a colleague of yours. Is he sick?
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252. - Gabriel Marchetti?
- I don't know his last name, girl.
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253. - Marchetti was fired.
- What happened?
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254. He had an inappropriate
behavior with the owners.
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255. What do you consider
inappropriate behavior?
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256. I'm not in a position
to provide you with this information.
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257. The thing is we know each other because I
work…
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258. bah! used to work across the street
as the superintendent.
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259. - I ask you to leave, please.
- Tone it down, I'm talking nicely to you.
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260. - I'm not being impolite. Leave, please.
- Here's the tone again. What's wrong?
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261. - Sir, leave or I'll call the police.
- Who the fuck you're going to call?
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262. Eh?
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263. I can't even talk now?
Come on, call them.
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264. When you need them again,
they'll not come. Come on, do it.
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265. - The police are on their way.
- The fuss you make over nothing, you fool.
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266. - Eliseo.
- Hey, Paola, how are you?
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267. I wanted to apologize for yesterday.
Send my apologies to Thiago too.
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268. - I didn't mean what I said.
- Don't worry, you were having a bad day.
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269. Terrible.
And then I was left thinking and…
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270. Maybe it's a good opportunity
to try new things, I don't know.
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271. - Yes, of course, yes.
- Right?
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272. I think that…
I was using this job to put off things
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273. - that may be important for me.
- I didn't think you were like that.
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274. - Like what?
- Introspective, reflective.
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275. There's many things
you don't know about me.
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276. - Yes, that's for sure.
- And that's why I would like…
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277. - What would you like?
- For us to see each other once I move.
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278. Of course, I want to see you too,
that's why we're friends, right?
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279. I was thinking about something different,
not a friendship.
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280. Maybe try a new relationship.
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281. I… uhh…
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282. I don't know, I didn't…
You're great,
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283. but I haven't thought of you in that way.
What were you thinking?
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284. - Are you kidding me?
- I'm a good actor, right?
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285. - You really fell for it, what a face.
- You were kidding with me?
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286. I loved your reaction. You didn't know
what to do. No, everything's cool.
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287. - You're a jerk.
- Yeah.
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288. Keep doing your thing,
I'll keep doing mine.
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289. - I can't believe it, I fell like an idiot.
- We'll continue later.
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290. - That's it, see you, bye.
- Okay, bye.
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291. What's wrong, Eliseo?
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292. You're a loser. That's it…
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293. Let's see.
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294. Clarita.
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295. Look at the shitty life
you would've had with a guy like me.
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296. What's the plan now, Eliseo?
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297. You think you're so smart and clever.
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298. Nothing…nothing.
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299. No, no, it's not done like that.
First, you have to sweep,
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300. and then you mop with warm water.
Not hot or cold, but warm.
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301. Okay.
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302. Then, you dry it with a flannel
dipped in wax using circular movements.
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303. - Is it clear?
- Good.
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304. About the windows,
don't use that, it leaves marks.
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305. - You have to do it with a porous sponge.
- Okay.
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306. Then, go over it with a newspaper,
but use an old one,
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307. not a new one,
because the ink leaves stains.
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308. - Is that clear?
- Yes. Thank you, Eliseo.
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I want to show you something important.
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310. This is the boiler. As you can
see, it's very old and delicate.
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311. The pressure must remain
between one and two bars,
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312. otherwise it can be very dangerous, guys.
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313. This is the pressure gauge,
the thing that measures the pressure.
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314. If it ever drops to one or less than one,
you have to do the following.
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315. There's three valves here.
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316. If that ever happens,
turn the first valve clockwise
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317. by one and a half turns, got it?
This is the second valve, counterclockwise
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318. until it stops, and this third valve,
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319. you have to do it clockwise three quarters
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320. and slightly higher, slightly more.
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321. Good, once pressure's restored,
everything goes back to its position.
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322. Is it clear? I'm very glad, if you need
anything, call me, Cardona and Lucena.
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323. Eliseo, it's ready, come on.
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324. Pull out, come on.
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