1. Hold on, I just got
out of the shower.Copy !req
2. There's some juice
on the table.Copy !req
3. Mm-hm.
Take your time.Copy !req
4. You wanna explain to me
what you're doing here?Copy !req
5. I came looking
for booty.Copy !req
6. You came looking for sex
with an underage boy?Copy !req
7. Oh, no. I ain't come looking
for no little boys.Copy !req
8. I ain't got no milk,
no cookies, nothing.Copy !req
9. I came looking
for man's butt.Copy !req
10. A man's butt?
Excuse me?Copy !req
11. Oh, I know who you are,
Chris Hansen.Copy !req
12. But see I calls you
Chris Handsome.Copy !req
13. I watch your TV show
all the time.Copy !req
14. So you can go ahead
and bring in them camerasCopy !req
15. and them police
is waiting outside.Copy !req
16. It don't make me
no difference.Copy !req
17. Now, I'll tell you what.Copy !req
18. I like you,
and I want you.Copy !req
19. Now, we can do this
the easy way,Copy !req
20. or we can do it
the hard way.Copy !req
21. The choice is yours.Copy !req
22. Well, I don't think
you and ICopy !req
23. will be doing anything
any kind of way.Copy !req
24. Okay, I see
you choosing the hard way.Copy !req
25. Okay, cut.
This isn't working.Copy !req
26. Someone get this guy out—Copy !req
27. Don't make me ruin
that butt, Chris!Copy !req
28. No. Please!
I'm a warrior!Copy !req
29. Tom DuBois was widely knownCopy !req
30. to be a friend
of the gay community.Copy !req
31. Tom was a crusader
for gay marriage.Copy !req
32. He marched
in gay pride parades.Copy !req
33. He watched gay movies
and never once turned awayCopy !req
34. or even made a face during
the gay sex scenes.Copy !req
35. Wow.Copy !req
36. Sean Penn is amazing.Copy !req
37. But beneath Tom's support
of the gay communityCopy !req
38. was a dark secret.Copy !req
39. Tom had a fear
of going to jailCopy !req
40. and being anally raped.Copy !req
41. Hey, hey, hey nigga.Copy !req
42. You got a nice
little ass, nigga.Copy !req
43. Gimme your ass, nigga.Copy !req
44. You see me looking at you.
Gimme your ass.Copy !req
45. No! Stay away!
Hey, brown skin!Copy !req
46. The phobia got so badCopy !req
47. he took a leave of absence
from his job.Copy !req
48. Eventually, he stopped
leaving the house altogether.Copy !req
49. Finally, Tom found a program
specializing in his phobia,Copy !req
50. treating patients
with a combinationCopy !req
51. of group therapy...
My name is Tom.Copy !req
52. And I have a fear
of going to jailCopy !req
53. and being anally raped.Copy !req
54. Hi, Tom.Copy !req
55. confidence-building
affirmations...Copy !req
56. My booty is mine.Copy !req
57. It belongs to me.Copy !req
58. You cannot take my booty.Copy !req
59. and basic self-defense.Copy !req
60. So when grabbed
from behind,Copy !req
61. The first thing we do
is drop our center of gravity.Copy !req
62. Then, we thrust
our hips backwardsCopy !req
63. and our arms forward,
breaking the hold.Copy !req
64. Okay, Tom.
Now, I'll do youCopy !req
65. and you try to get me off.Copy !req
66. I can't!Copy !req
67. It was a long road
to recovery.Copy !req
68. This is the third time
your boys have been caughtCopy !req
69. fighting this quarter,
Mr. Freeman.Copy !req
70. This time, it was a brawl
against five other boys.Copy !req
71. What happened to him?
He got in the way.Copy !req
72. You have two options,
Mr. Freeman.Copy !req
73. The first is that both
of your boysCopy !req
74. are expelled from school.Copy !req
75. Ooh,
I'll take that one.Copy !req
76. Pick that one,
Granddad!Copy !req
77. And, uh,
what's the other?Copy !req
78. We send your boys to prison.Copy !req
79. Hold up. Don't you think
that's a little—Copy !req
80. This is a permission slip
for our Scared Stiff program.Copy !req
81. Delinquent students
visit a real jailCopy !req
82. so they can interact
with real inmatesCopy !req
83. and see the real future
that awaits themCopy !req
84. if they continue with their
pathological behavior.Copy !req
85. Ooh, I change my mind,
Granddad!Copy !req
86. Pick jail! Pick jail!
Pick jail! Pick jail!Copy !req
87. Please let me go to jail!Copy !req
88. Tom, do you have somethingCopy !req
89. you'd like to share
with the group?Copy !req
90. Why, yes I do.Copy !req
91. My name is Tom.
And I am no longer afraidCopy !req
92. of going to prison
and being anally raped.Copy !req
93. That's fantastic, Tom.Copy !req
94. And to prove it,
tomorrow I'm going to prison.Copy !req
95. Did he say—?Copy !req
96. I've agreed to chaperone
a Scared Stiff program.Copy !req
97. I'm taking a group
of troubled youths to prisonCopy !req
98. so they can mend
their ways.Copy !req
99. Well, that's excellent, Tom.Copy !req
100. Whoa, man,
are you sure about that?Copy !req
101. Absolutely.
I'm looking forward to it.Copy !req
102. See? Tom is going to face
his fears head on.Copy !req
103. And he's gonna walk out
of that prison with his rectumCopy !req
104. and his peace of mind
intact.Copy !req
105. Way to go, Tom!
Way to go, buddy.Copy !req
106. Anybody wanna come
with me?Copy !req
107. No.Copy !req
108. No? Okay.Copy !req
109. Honey, it is great
that you're makingCopy !req
110. so much progress
with the therapy,Copy !req
111. but I just don't want youCopy !req
112. to think you have to prove
anything to anyone.Copy !req
113. Oh, honey—
Look, I'm not worriedCopy !req
114. about your safety,Copy !req
115. but I'd hate for you to have
a bad experienceCopy !req
116. and go back to
how you were.Copy !req
117. You know,
I was thinking aboutCopy !req
118. becoming
a defense attorney.Copy !req
119. But how can I do thatCopy !req
120. if I'm too scared
to step foot in prison?Copy !req
121. How would I meet
with the clients?Copy !req
122. Wow! Tom.
I had no idea.Copy !req
123. Imagine it, sweetie.Copy !req
124. Saving people
from anal rapeCopy !req
125. instead of sending them
to it.Copy !req
126. And that's what this trip
is about.Copy !req
127. These boys need
this trip.Copy !req
128. They don't fear
jail at all,Copy !req
129. which means they'll probably
end up thereCopy !req
130. if no one does anything.Copy !req
131. Don't you see, honey?Copy !req
132. If I'm afraid
to live my lifeCopy !req
133. then the anal rapists win.Copy !req
134. My anus
is gonna be fine.Copy !req
135. And I'm gonna make sure
those young boys' anusesCopy !req
136. are just fine too.Copy !req
137. Pause.Copy !req
138. Okay, guys,
remember to stayCopy !req
139. with the group at all times.Copy !req
140. And remember,
nothing metal in your pockets.Copy !req
141. The guards will take it away
from youCopy !req
142. and you won't
get it back, okay?Copy !req
143. Ah, okay, this is it.Copy !req
144. All right, alrighty.Copy !req
145. My name is Uncle Ruckus,
Volunteer Corrections Officer.Copy !req
146. Next stop, Willie Horton
Maximum Security Prison.Copy !req
147. Now, you white
children be prepared.Copy !req
148. This is gonna be
like a trip to the zoo.Copy !req
149. But do not worry,Copy !req
150. your Uncle Ruckus
will protect you.Copy !req
151. And as for you Negroes,Copy !req
152. well, this just gonna be
like a trip to the future.Copy !req
153. So it should be exciting
for everybody!Copy !req
154. Come on aboard!Copy !req
155. We got mm-hm, all right...Copy !req
156. Wait, where's Riley?Copy !req
157. Riley, what are you doing?Copy !req
158. Nothing.
Give it here.Copy !req
159. Come on.Copy !req
160. Riley, I am very
disappointed in you.Copy !req
161. Now go get on that bus.
We going inside, Mr. DuBois.Copy !req
162. Anything
can happen in there.Copy !req
163. I gots to have
my shank.Copy !req
164. You want me make you one?Copy !req
165. I brought
an extra toothbrush.Copy !req
166. Now.
Man, if something happens,Copy !req
167. it's your fault.Copy !req
168. Anything can happen
in there.Copy !req
169. If something happens,
it's your fault.Copy !req
170. Anything can happen in there.
We going inside, Mr. DuBois.Copy !req
171. Put my finger
in your ass, man.Copy !req
172. It's tougher
to shock kids nowadays.Copy !req
173. They already know
what goes on in jail.Copy !req
174. But we do our best to scare
the living shit out of them.Copy !req
175. Some of you are here today
'cause you think jail is cool.Copy !req
176. But see y'all wouldn't
know nothing about that shit.Copy !req
177. Ain't shit cool
about jail, nyukka!Copy !req
178. Ain't nothing cool.Copy !req
179. I been here 10 years,
and I ain't never getting out.Copy !req
180. I ain't do much.
Just kill somebody.Copy !req
181. It ain't like the nyukka
ain't have it coming.Copy !req
182. He sure did.
Y'all thinkCopy !req
183. it's just about us in here,Copy !req
184. but this is about
an oppressive,Copy !req
185. fucked-up system
designed to keep niggasCopy !req
186. down and shit.Copy !req
187. Y'all wouldn't know
nothing about that.Copy !req
188. What about you, little nigga?Copy !req
189. You know about that?
Yes.Copy !req
190. Oh, you know about that?Copy !req
191. Tell me
what you know about that!Copy !req
192. Tell me what you think
about that!Copy !req
193. The prison-industrial complex
is a system situatedCopy !req
194. at the intersection
of governmentCopy !req
195. and private interests.Copy !req
196. It uses prisons as a solution
to social, political,Copy !req
197. and economic problems.Copy !req
198. It includes
human rights violations,Copy !req
199. the death penalty,Copy !req
200. slave labor,
policing, courts,Copy !req
201. the media,
political prisoners,Copy !req
202. and the elimination of dissent.Copy !req
203. Nigga, did you just sayCopy !req
204. what I was trying to say
but smarter?Copy !req
205. I like this little nigga.Copy !req
206. But you left one thing out,
little nigga.Copy !req
207. Show of hands, how many people
ever raped a man.Copy !req
208. Pause. Heh-heh.Copy !req
209. Uh-huh. How many people
ever been raped by a man?Copy !req
210. Pause again.Copy !req
211. All of them.
One hundred percent.Copy !req
212. You can't get no higher
than that, nyukka.Copy !req
213. You step in here,
you getting raped.Copy !req
214. Right up the motherfucking
brown eye, baby.Copy !req
215. I raped a few niggas myself.Copy !req
216. I ain't really enjoy it,
not that much.Copy !req
217. Shit, it felt good
to the motherfucker though.Copy !req
218. I ain't let that nigga
kiss me or nothing,Copy !req
219. but I did tear that
motherfucking ass up, nigga,Copy !req
220. I ain't gonna lie about it.Copy !req
221. But that's what the Man'sCopy !req
222. oppressive system did to me.Copy !req
223. Now, me?Copy !req
224. I'm more
of a romantic type.Copy !req
225. I'll still rape you,
but I'll definitely strokeCopy !req
226. your head lovingly
while I do it.Copy !req
227. See, cause I want you
to like it.Copy !req
228. Now, you don't have
to like it.Copy !req
229. But I—Copy !req
230. Sorry. I was distractedCopy !req
231. by that fine motherfucker
right there.Copy !req
232. What's your name,
fine motherfucker?Copy !req
233. I, uh...
What's your name?Copy !req
234. Don't think that's, um—
Tom.Copy !req
235. Okay, now let's talk
about Tom.Copy !req
236. Tom is the type of niggaCopy !req
237. that gives us
wet dreams up in here.Copy !req
238. Medium brown.Copy !req
239. Soft features.
Tall and in shape,Copy !req
240. but still soft and squishy.Copy !req
241. Now, I like to put
the jelly inside my ass.Copy !req
242. Then put some of this peanut
butter on top of it.Copy !req
243. I call it a peanut butter-jelly
and asshole sandwich.Copy !req
244. But Tom here
will be calling it lunch.Copy !req
245. Yeah, nigga!Copy !req
246. You know what the system
does when you come to prison?Copy !req
247. They strip you.
They strip you mentally,Copy !req
248. emotionally,
and they strip you naked.Copy !req
249. But-ass naked! What the fuck
is you looking at nigga?Copy !req
250. Punch you right in your
motherfucking temple, nigga.Copy !req
251. Give me your clothes.
Beat his ass.Copy !req
252. You're supposed
to be scaring the kids.Copy !req
253. I said give me your clothes.Copy !req
254. Start with your shoes. Hurry up.Copy !req
255. You need some help?
I got it.Copy !req
256. Now you see this, kids?
You really,Copy !req
257. really, don't want this
to happen to you, okay?Copy !req
258. And your shirt too,
nigga! Hurry up!Copy !req
259. Take it off!Copy !req
260. Okay. Y'all
motherfuckers looking, huh?Copy !req
261. Tom just got his motherfucking
manhood tested.Copy !req
262. And he failed.
He should have knockedCopy !req
263. my motherfucking
head off.Copy !req
264. And you know
what that means, don't you?Copy !req
265. Tom, you getting raped.Copy !req
266. When you go to prison,
the most important thingCopy !req
267. in your life
is gonna be booty.Copy !req
268. Better listen to him.Copy !req
269. A man's butt.Copy !req
270. Booty, getting some bootyCopy !req
271. is more important
than eating food.Copy !req
272. It's more important
than drinking water.Copy !req
273. If I see a man I like,
I tell him like this here:Copy !req
274. I likes you, and I want you.Copy !req
275. Now, we can do this
the easy way,Copy !req
276. or we can do it
the hard way.Copy !req
277. The choice is yours.
What you want?Copy !req
278. What's it gonna be?Copy !req
279. Say it, nigga.
I asked you a question, Tom.Copy !req
280. I can't hear you.
Say it, Tom!Copy !req
281. I-I don't want to answer.Copy !req
282. Uh, excuse me
I didn't hear you, Tom.Copy !req
283. I said I-I don't want to answer.Copy !req
284. I don't wanna...Copy !req
285. I don't wanna do this
anymore.Copy !req
286. Sound like to me
you want it the hard way.Copy !req
287. Give it to him!Copy !req
288. Out of the way!Copy !req
289. All right,
everybody calm down!Copy !req
290. Calm down! Now we taking
over the prison.Copy !req
291. So back up! Back up!Copy !req
292. Back up! Back up!Copy !req
293. You can't have my booty!Copy !req
294. Get him! Get him!Copy !req
295. And more reports coming
in that hostagesCopy !req
296. are being held
inside the prison.Copy !req
297. Oh, my God.
I can't believe this.Copy !req
298. Hello, 911 emergency.Copy !req
299. Oh, my God. Listen,
you have to help!Copy !req
300. Help me, please!
Sir, please calm down.Copy !req
301. What's your emergency?Copy !req
302. I'm inside William Horton
Maximum Security PrisonCopy !req
303. and they attacked
the guards.Copy !req
304. I think there's
a riot happening.Copy !req
305. They've got hostages too.Copy !req
306. Children. Oh, my God,
I left the children.Copy !req
307. Sir, where did you say
you were again?Copy !req
308. I'm inside the prison.Copy !req
309. How long before the cops
come in and save us?Copy !req
310. Well, I wouldn't hold
your breath.Copy !req
311. Yeah, I got a guy
on the phone that saysCopy !req
312. he's at Horton Prison.Copy !req
313. I-I don't know,
I'll ask.Copy !req
314. Uh, sir,
have they raped you yet?Copy !req
315. Ha-ha-ha!
Have they raped—Copy !req
316. No! What kind of a fucked
up question is that?Copy !req
317. Hello?
Hello.Copy !req
318. You have a collect call from
a correctional facility from:Copy !req
319. Do you accept the call?Copy !req
320. Yes! Yes!
Honey!Copy !req
321. Oh, Tom! What's wrong?Copy !req
322. I was in the prison, and...Copy !req
323. Riley had a shank and I—
I didn't throw it awayCopy !req
324. and then it started a riot.Copy !req
325. Damn it, who let
that booty get away?Copy !req
326. Don't look at me, I was fighting
with the guards.Copy !req
327. Well, what do we do now?
Ask him, it was his idea.Copy !req
328. I thought you had some
escape plan worked out.Copy !req
329. Wasn't no escape plan.Copy !req
330. Uh, booty is more
important than escaping.Copy !req
331. So I said to myself
when I seen that shank,Copy !req
332. "This an opportunity for me
to get some booty."Copy !req
333. That was it? Nigga,
I thought you had demands.Copy !req
334. Oh, I had demands.Copy !req
335. I had demands
to get some booty.Copy !req
336. I thought this was supposed
to be some Attica type shit.Copy !req
337. Now, how y'all think
that make me feel?Copy !req
338. Y'all let the booty get away.Copy !req
339. Now I got to go
hunt down the booty. Damn.Copy !req
340. Tom!Copy !req
341. Please. Do what you wantCopy !req
342. to them two little
gorilla chimps over there.Copy !req
343. But leave these beautiful
little white children alone.Copy !req
344. Are you gonna rape us?Copy !req
345. Do we look like priests?
We ain't gonna hurt no kids.Copy !req
346. Now, that's good. That's good.Copy !req
347. But it is okay
if you do hurt them.Copy !req
348. Hey, nigga. Hey,
didn't I just sayCopy !req
349. we ain't gonna hurt no kids?
So shut the fuck upCopy !req
350. and let me think!Copy !req
351. No plan, huh?
We didn't exactlyCopy !req
352. put a whole lot of thought
into this,Copy !req
353. you know what I'm saying?
Guess we just kind of,Copy !req
354. you know, got caught up
in the motherfucking moment.Copy !req
355. You have grievances, right?Copy !req
356. Like a motherfucker.Copy !req
357. Well, you got hostages.Copy !req
358. Might as well
make the best of it.Copy !req
359. Make a list
of reasonable demandsCopy !req
360. in exchange for the hostages
and this might all work out.Copy !req
361. Hey, yo, what y'all think,
niggas?Copy !req
362. Should we try to like, uh,
you know what I'm sayingCopy !req
363. and shit, like, uh, negotiateCopy !req
364. with these motherfuckers
for stuff?Copy !req
365. There's definitely some things
I'd like to see changed.Copy !req
366. Me too.
Well, if we gonna do this shit,Copy !req
367. we need to do it right.
We can't just be acting likeCopy !req
368. a bunch of wild ignorant niggasCopy !req
369. out there just be shouting out
demands and shit.Copy !req
370. We got a motherfucking
black president now.Copy !req
371. Ha! Good luck! Baboon Bama'll
be in here soon too.Copy !req
372. Hey, hey! You ain't too fatCopy !req
373. and ugly to get raped,
motherfucker.Copy !req
374. I apologize for my outburst.Copy !req
375. I left the kids.
I gotta go back for the kids.Copy !req
376. Honey, just stay there.
Let the professionals handle it.Copy !req
377. No. This is all my f-fault.Copy !req
378. I have to make it right.Copy !req
379. I love you, sweetie.
Tom!Copy !req
380. No,
please don't be brave.Copy !req
381. Bravery isn't your thing.Copy !req
382. I love you, sweetie.Copy !req
383. If I don't come back,
tell Jazmine that I-I...Copy !req
384. Okay, so all the motionsCopy !req
385. brought before this
motherfucking committeeCopy !req
386. to add, uh, a demand
to the official list of demandsCopy !req
387. will be ratified
with a motherfuckingCopy !req
388. majority vote, nigga.
Unless that demand is vetoedCopy !req
389. from the committee chief
executive,Copy !req
390. at which point it will requireCopy !req
391. a two-third majority vote
to pass.Copy !req
392. Yo, who gets to be
the chief executive?Copy !req
393. I'm the motherfucking
chief executive, motherfucker.Copy !req
394. I didn't vote for you.
I thought this wasCopy !req
395. a democracy,
you autocratic motherfucker.Copy !req
396. Come over here,
and say that shitCopy !req
397. and I'll turn your motherfucking
teeth upside down.Copy !req
398. The chief executive
is a rotating office to be heldCopy !req
399. by each member of
the Executive Riot CommitteeCopy !req
400. in order of prison ID number,Copy !req
401. for a period not to exceed
90 minutes' time.Copy !req
402. Well, wait a goddamn minute.Copy !req
403. Who the fuck is this
Executive Riot Committee?Copy !req
404. Us.Copy !req
405. Oh yeah, right.Copy !req
406. Okay, good.Copy !req
407. First motion to introduce
a demand for rafification:Copy !req
408. all in favor of bitches?Copy !req
409. Brother Huey, let the recordCopy !req
410. show that the motion has passed.Copy !req
411. Please add "bitches"
to the official list of demands.Copy !req
412. Yeah! Bitches!Copy !req
413. Okay, next motion?Copy !req
414. White bitches.
Wait.Copy !req
415. Isn't that covered
in bitches?Copy !req
416. Hold up! Bitches
and white bitchesCopy !req
417. is two different things.Copy !req
418. Well, then we have
to go back and amendCopy !req
419. the previous demand
to specify white bitches.Copy !req
420. Why we gotta have
a white bitchCopy !req
421. because you got a white bitch?Copy !req
422. To me it's a wasted demand.Copy !req
423. They never gonna give us
a white bitch.Copy !req
424. They never give us one
if we don't ask.Copy !req
425. We got to stand up,Copy !req
426. and not just demand bitches,
but white bitches.Copy !req
427. Well, fuck it then,
I want me an Alaskan bitch.Copy !req
428. Beggars can't be choosers,
motherfucker.Copy !req
429. We already asking
for bitches, all right?Copy !req
430. We have white hostages.Copy !req
431. We have the strategic
leverage to get white bitches.Copy !req
432. Man, y'all being
too picky, man.Copy !req
433. A bitch is a bitch.Copy !req
434. Man, look, look,
why can't y'allCopy !req
435. just shut the fuck up
and be happyCopy !req
436. with whatever bitch
we get up in here?Copy !req
437. I guess you never heard
the phrase "Yes, we can."Copy !req
438. It's my God-given right
as an inmateCopy !req
439. to have a white bitch.
That's not a God-given rightCopy !req
440. for an inmate.
Or anyone else, really.Copy !req
441. Oh. Well, I may not have
a God-given rightCopy !req
442. to white bitches.
But I do have a God-given rightCopy !req
443. to ask for white bitches.Copy !req
444. Hey, man, the nigga
do have a point.Copy !req
445. Hey, he's right.Copy !req
446. Motion to add
"white bitches"Copy !req
447. to the official list
of demands.Copy !req
448. Everyone in favor?Copy !req
449. Motion passes.
Please addCopy !req
450. "white bitches" to the official
list of demands.Copy !req
451. Okay, next motion.Copy !req
452. I'm telling you
they getting bitches in here.Copy !req
453. As soon as they get
the bitches in hereCopy !req
454. I'll stop tapping your ass.Copy !req
455. Okay, so the list
so far is: "Bitches.Copy !req
456. "White bitches, Asian bitches,Copy !req
457. "Brazilian bitches,Copy !req
458. "East Indian Bitches,
West Indian Bitches...Copy !req
459. Ruckus! Come on!Copy !req
460. "Broadband internet porn,
K-Y Jelly, Condoms,Copy !req
461. Viagra, People magazine,
and Alaskan bitches."Copy !req
462. Isn't there anything else
you guys want?Copy !req
463. You may never get
this chance again.Copy !req
464. Anything else?Copy !req
465. I thought that's what
the magazine was for.Copy !req
466. No. I'm gonna knock
that down too.Copy !req
467. What about an end
to the outsourcingCopy !req
468. of prison labor
to private companies?Copy !req
469. I like that.
Yeah, yeah. That's not bad.Copy !req
470. What if we keep doing
the workCopy !req
471. but they pay us
in white bitches?Copy !req
472. Yo, that's crazy.Copy !req
473. Man, white bitches.
I'd work my ass off.Copy !req
474. Come on.Copy !req
475. Follow him,
white children.Copy !req
476. Niggas know they way
through prison.Copy !req
477. Best, you know what? I'd love
to be paid in white bitches.Copy !req
478. Hey, yo, nigga!
Where the hostages?Copy !req
479. Thank God.
Is everyone all right?Copy !req
480. There's a service exit
not far from here.Copy !req
481. Aw, my precious
little white children.Copy !req
482. I told you, y'all would be safeCopy !req
483. with your Uncle Ruckus.Copy !req
484. Ruckus, where's Huey
and Riley?Copy !req
485. Where they belong,
with the convicts.Copy !req
486. You left Huey and Riley?Copy !req
487. Course I did.Copy !req
488. You guys go ahead.
I've gotta go back.Copy !req
489. Tom! Tom, are you crazy?Copy !req
490. Tom! Stay away
from that tossed-salad guy!Copy !req
491. You got peanut allergies!Copy !req
492. You! I'm talking to you!Copy !req
493. The booty is mine.Copy !req
494. It belongs to me.Copy !req
495. ♪ Tom, come out to playCopy !req
496. Ow!Copy !req
497. So you wanna do it
the hard way, huh?Copy !req
498. I got it for you hard.Copy !req
499. Ugh!
Don't drop the soap, Tom!Copy !req
500. I want that booty, Tom.Copy !req
501. You can't have my booty.Copy !req
502. Oh, yeah, I can.Copy !req
503. The booty is mine,
it belongs to me,Copy !req
504. you cannot take my booty.Copy !req
505. The booty is mine,
it belongs to me,Copy !req
506. you cannot take my booty.Copy !req
507. Mm-hm.Copy !req
508. Mm-hm, come on, Tom.Copy !req
509. You can't have it!Copy !req
510. Ah, man!Copy !req
511. Yo! Them niggas left without us.Copy !req
512. Ain't that a bitch.Copy !req
513. Whose job was it to watch
the motherfucking hostages?Copy !req
514. You forgot to assign
it to someone,Copy !req
515. Mr. Chief Motherfucking
Executive.Copy !req
516. Did y'all know about this?Copy !req
517. If we did, do you think
we'd still be here?Copy !req
518. What are we gonna do
with demands and no hostages?Copy !req
519. We got them.Copy !req
520. Man, we won't get
any strategic leverageCopy !req
521. with them two.
I motion we end the riot,Copy !req
522. disband the Executive
Riot Committee,Copy !req
523. and surrender to authorities.Copy !req
524. Okay. All in favor
of ending the riot.Copy !req
525. Motion passes.Copy !req
526. Wait a minute,
let me get this right.Copy !req
527. Do the, uh,
jelly go inside your ass?Copy !req
528. You know, I spend
a lot of time, you know,Copy !req
529. thinking about all the shit
I could've done.Copy !req
530. I mean, I wake up
in the morning and I think,Copy !req
531. I could've been
the motherfucking president.Copy !req
532. Shit.Copy !req
533. Nigga, I wish
things had've been different.Copy !req
534. I mean, I'd do anything
in the motherfucking worldCopy !req
535. just for things
to be different.Copy !req
536. I guess I'm just gonna be
raping niggas' assesCopy !req
537. for the rest
of my motherfucking life.Copy !req
538. Boys! Boys, are you okay?Copy !req
539. Yeah. Are you okay?Copy !req
540. Yes. Heh. I'm okay.Copy !req
541. For the first time
in a long time, I'm okay.Copy !req
542. Of course you okay. You ran.Copy !req
543. How a chaperone
gonna run, Mr. DuBois? Huh?Copy !req
544. "Leave the kids, save yourself?"Copy !req
545. Is that what chaperoning
mean to you?Copy !req
546. Pfft. I can't believe
this is supposed to scare me.Copy !req
547. A prison full
of bitch-ass niggas.Copy !req
548. The convicts is bitch-ass
niggas. All they did was vote.Copy !req
549. The COs was bitch-ass niggas,
'cause they just fell over.Copy !req
550. And, Tom, you's a bitch-ass
nigga too.Copy !req
551. Because all you did was run.Copy !req
552. They wouldn't know what to doCopy !req
553. with a real nigga like me
up in here.Copy !req
554. Lucky for them
I'm a little kidCopy !req
555. so they can't put me
in a real jail.Copy !req
556. They gotta put me
in a jail for, like,Copy !req
557. real nigga little kids.Copy !req