1. We now return toCopy !req
2. Resurrection.Copy !req
3. "Resurrection"?Copy !req
4. The nigga ain't dead. Shh.Copy !req
5. He was shot a bunch of times, all right?Copy !req
6. At least, he tryin'.Copy !req
7. By late last year, the ongoing feudCopy !req
8. between Gangstalicious and his crewCopy !req
9. from New West Manchester, Delaware...Copy !req
10. Yeah, nigga. What's hood?Copy !req
11. and Eat Dirt and his crewCopy !req
12. Boo! from Lickety-Split, Virginia,Copy !req
13. had escalated to the brink of catastrophic warfare.Copy !req
14. "Catastrophic warfare"?Copy !req
15. It's just some dumb niggas beefin'.Copy !req
16. What you talkin' about, fool? This is war.Copy !req
17. Yeah, the nigga version of the Cuban Missile Crisis.Copy !req
18. Shh!Copy !req
19. Tensions exploded at an awards show last yearCopy !req
20. when a chair...Copy !req
21. was thrown at Eat Dirt.Copy !req
22. All I'm sayin' is, you know, shit's real.Copy !req
23. You know what I'm sayin'? Shit ain't just music, right?Copy !req
24. This is some bona fide, unimpeachable gangsta shit.Copy !req
25. You know what I'm saying? It's some indubitable shit!Copy !req
26. What he said, nyukka.Copy !req
27. Yeah, man, you motherfuckin' darn thing.Copy !req
28. God knows, son, man, you'll pick on your foot.Copy !req
29. Nigga, fuck. What the fuck with them, nigga?Copy !req
30. Come on.Copy !req
31. Heh. Look here, man.Copy !req
32. Lot of these niggas tryin' to have what we didn't have,Copy !req
33. but they ain't done what we did doneCopy !req
34. to have what we done have.Copy !req
35. Especially you, 'Licious. You ain't done nothin'.Copy !req
36. Then, later that year,Copy !req
37. an altercation in a Miami nightclubCopy !req
38. between Gangstalicious and Eat Dirt ended in violence.Copy !req
39. In the resulting struggle,Copy !req
40. both rappers accidentally shot themselves.Copy !req
41. Man, when I got shot,Copy !req
42. I was, like, you know, never again.Copy !req
43. Ain't never gonna happen to me again. Know what I'm sayin'?Copy !req
44. What's up, world? I'm Sway.Copy !req
45. And this is my inexplicable head wrap.Copy !req
46. We interrupt Gangstalicious: ResurrectionCopy !req
47. for this breaking news story.Copy !req
48. Rapper Gangstalicious has been shot.Copy !req
49. Again?Copy !req
50. Again.Copy !req
51. I was so desperate forCopy !req
52. information on the shootin',Copy !req
53. I watched that show my brother calls "The News."Copy !req
54. Oh, shit!Copy !req
55. Ah, nigga, I seent it. I seent the whole thing.Copy !req
56. Nigga, you should've seent that shit I saw.Copy !req
57. Oh, great. Black Eyewitness Man.Copy !req
58. I hate Black Eyewitness Man.Copy !req
59. Nigga, shush. Shh! With my own eyes, nigga.Copy !req
60. Damn that shit was crazy, nigga.Copy !req
61. I seen everything—Copy !req
62. Hold up. Nigga, that's me on TV, baby!Copy !req
63. Yeah, nigga! Yeah!Copy !req
64. No, I ain't got your money, nigga.Copy !req
65. Jesus! It was terrible!Copy !req
66. I was in the club and— See, I was in the club,Copy !req
67. and this bitch stepped on my shoe.Copy !req
68. And I was like, "Bitch!"Copy !req
69. And then some nigga started shootin'.Copy !req
70. I was like, "There he go!"Copy !req
71. He done fucked it up for everybody.Copy !req
72. So, what had happened wasCopy !req
73. Gangstalicious was doing a show in townCopy !req
74. when three men rushed the stage and shot him.Copy !req
75. Ironically, he was doing his new joint,Copy !req
76. "I Got Shot," at the time.Copy !req
77. I got shot!Copy !req
78. I got shot!Copy !req
79. No, I got shot for real!Copy !req
80. I got shot for real!Copy !req
81. No, goddamn it, I got shot! Niggas shot me!Copy !req
82. I'm bleeding, I'm gonna die!Copy !req
83. Somebody, please, help me. Help me!Copy !req
84. Help me! I got shot!Copy !req
85. Goddamn it, I got shot! Niggas shot me!Copy !req
86. It was 45 minutes beforeCopy !req
87. anyone called an ambulance.Copy !req
88. Gangstalicious got shot!Copy !req
89. Again? We got to do something.Copy !req
90. I got an idea.Copy !req
91. Let's go to college,Copy !req
92. so we don't end up like Gangstalicious.Copy !req
93. That boy got shot again? That's a shame.Copy !req
94. A shame?Copy !req
95. Granddad, a nigga stepping on your sneakers is a shame.Copy !req
96. This is a catastrophe. It's catastrophic.Copy !req
97. Can I go to the hospital and visit Gangstalicious?Copy !req
98. Boy, are you stupid?Copy !req
99. Mm. I don't think so.Copy !req
100. Look,Copy !req
101. Gangstalicious needs his street soldiers to protect him.Copy !req
102. The hospital's only 15 minutes away.Copy !req
103. I said no.Copy !req
104. It is a shame.Copy !req
105. It's a damn shame?Copy !req
106. My family didn't understandCopy !req
107. about being a street soldier.Copy !req
108. Gangstalicious needed my help. I had to get to that hospital.Copy !req
109. Oh, no. I'm falling down the steps.Copy !req
110. Okay.Copy !req
111. My shoe! Ah! Uh!Copy !req
112. Ow! Ooh.Copy !req
113. I fell down the steps. I gotta go to the hospital.Copy !req
114. You ain't going to that hospital.Copy !req
115. No, really. I can't get up.Copy !req
116. Where's the love?Copy !req
117. Ooh! Huh?Copy !req
118. Oh, no! I got hit by a car. What the hell?Copy !req
119. You ain't going. I gotta go the emergency room.Copy !req
120. Trying to pull that bull jive on me.Copy !req
121. Come on, get up.Copy !req
122. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
123. Where is your glass, boy?Copy !req
124. Glass? I don't need no glass.Copy !req
125. I takes mine to the head.Copy !req
126. Oh.Copy !req
127. Ah.Copy !req
128. A full day's supply of vitamin C.Copy !req
129. Ow!Copy !req
130. Boy, have you lost your mind?Copy !req
131. How are you gonna drink my juice out of the carton?Copy !req
132. I don't know where your nasty lips have been.Copy !req
133. I know one thing.Copy !req
134. I ain't goin' to the store to get no more.Copy !req
135. See, I was like allCopy !req
136. in the granddad's mental mind.Copy !req
137. It was like psychology, but in reverse.Copy !req
138. The store and back,Copy !req
139. that's it.Copy !req
140. No hospital.Copy !req
141. Take my phone, so I can reach you.Copy !req
142. But don't call anyone.Copy !req
143. Damn, Granddad, is that a cell phoneCopy !req
144. or a cordless payphone?Copy !req
145. Shut up.Copy !req
146. This thing looks like a laptop.Copy !req
147. Stay away from that hospital!Copy !req
148. I headed straightCopy !req
149. for the hospital.Copy !req
150. Nearly a week had passed since the shooting,Copy !req
151. and things seemed like they was back to normal.Copy !req
152. Excuse me, I'm lookin' for Gangstalicious.Copy !req
153. And who are you?Copy !req
154. I'm one of his many illegitimate children.Copy !req
155. Fifth floor.Copy !req
156. Gangstalicious?Copy !req
157. Hey, what's up, little man? Who are you?Copy !req
158. Hey. Uh...Copy !req
159. My name's Riley, and, uh, I'm one of your fans.Copy !req
160. That was close. Come on in.Copy !req
161. Hey, I live around here,Copy !req
162. and I just wanted to let you know that,Copy !req
163. you know, it wasn't nobody in my crewCopy !req
164. that did the shooting.Copy !req
165. Yeah, yeah. I appreciate that, little man.Copy !req
166. Does it hurt?Copy !req
167. What? This?Copy !req
168. Naw, naw— Oh!Copy !req
169. Naw, naw, naw. Hey, I'm fine. I'm chillin', man.Copy !req
170. Hey, man, you wanna hang out for a little bit?Copy !req
171. Get that chair over there real quick. Yeah.Copy !req
172. Don't worry about it. I ain't Michael Jackson.Copy !req
173. Ho, ho. You said "Michael Jackson," man.Copy !req
174. That's funny, Gangstalicious.Copy !req
175. So who you think it was that tried to assassinate you?Copy !req
176. Was it Eat Dirt?Copy !req
177. Naw, naw, it wasn't Eat Dirt.Copy !req
178. It was these dudes I used to owe money toCopy !req
179. back when I was in the drug game.Copy !req
180. Wow, that's so real. The drug game.Copy !req
181. Word. That's real spit. Dunny-dun-dun-dun.Copy !req
182. That's why I tell kids like you,Copy !req
183. the drug game is cool, you know,Copy !req
184. but in some ways, it's not cool. But—Copy !req
185. But mostly it's cool.Copy !req
186. Well, I know getting shot must be cool.Copy !req
187. You think they gonna come back?Copy !req
188. Hell to the nizz-naw.Copy !req
189. After I got shot, I was like,Copy !req
190. God is watchin' over me, you know?Copy !req
191. It's like that nigga from Pulp Fiction said.Copy !req
192. "God got involved."Copy !req
193. God is gangsta, nigga.Copy !req
194. See, anybody wanna come get me, they gotta go through God.Copy !req
195. I don't fear no man but God. You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
196. Beside, ain't nobody gonna come up here to get us.Copy !req
197. Cops everywhere.Copy !req
198. I didn't see no cops.Copy !req
199. Hm? There—Copy !req
200. There ain't no cops out there? No.Copy !req
201. Not even hospital security or nothing? Nothing?Copy !req
202. Not that I saw.Copy !req
203. You sure?Copy !req
204. They said they was gonna stay till I was, you know—Copy !req
205. Till I left. I mean, not that I want them thereCopy !req
206. 'cause I don't, know what I'm sayin'?Copy !req
207. I'd probably shoot 'em or something if they was there.Copy !req
208. But they just supposed to be there, so...Copy !req
209. I wish they— Are they there? Could you check?Copy !req
210. I'll check again.Copy !req
211. Yeah, yeah, you do that.Copy !req
212. We're lookin' for Gangstalicious.Copy !req
213. We're well-wishers.Copy !req
214. What's the big deal about,Copy !req
215. what's his name, Bubblicious?Copy !req
216. It's Gangstalicious.Copy !req
217. Dumb niggas love GangstaliciousCopy !req
218. the way fat women love Oprah, Granddad.Copy !req
219. What the hell is "Thugin' Luv"? Who would want "Thugin' Luv"?Copy !req
220. Is that when you make love to your woman,Copy !req
221. then right before that special moment,Copy !req
222. you beat her upside the head,Copy !req
223. snatch her purse, and throw her down the stairs?Copy !req
224. Where the hell is that boy?Copy !req
225. Ooh!Copy !req
226. Gah! What?Copy !req
227. Where's my goddamnCopy !req
228. orange juice, boy?Copy !req
229. You hear me? What you doin', growin' the oranges?Copy !req
230. Uh, the bike got a flat, Granddad.Copy !req
231. But everything's cool. I'm walkin' to the store.Copy !req
232. My God, that's a big phone.Copy !req
233. I am a collector of incredibly large antique electronics.Copy !req
234. Can I buy that from you? Go away!Copy !req
235. It's so big!Copy !req
236. I'll give you 50 bucks for it.Copy !req
237. Get the beans anyway.Copy !req
238. And bring me a can of that spray.Copy !req
239. Okay, okay, 70.Copy !req
240. Hey. Hey, homey.Copy !req
241. Gotta have my eggs with my OJ. Uh. Uh, uh...Copy !req
242. Yo. Hold up, little man.Copy !req
243. All right, all right. Bye.Copy !req
244. One hundred ten dollars.Copy !req
245. It's enormous!Copy !req
246. Move, cancer boy!Copy !req
247. Let me through!Copy !req
248. Close, close, close.Copy !req
249. Damn.Copy !req
250. Third floor. Let's move.Copy !req
251. Come on. Come on, man.Copy !req
252. Come on, come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
253. I'm telling you, Bernie, the police left.Copy !req
254. Well, the label should be providin' the security!Copy !req
255. This is bullshit!Copy !req
256. No, no, no. This is unacceptable.Copy !req
257. I just got my black ass shot here,Copy !req
258. and all you got for me is—?Copy !req
259. Hello? Hello? Bernie?Copy !req
260. Niggas... coming.Copy !req
261. Come on, man, this way.Copy !req
262. ♪ Color folksCopy !req
263. Uh— Oh.Copy !req
264. Where's Gangstalicious?Copy !req
265. Uh, say that again.Copy !req
266. I couldn't hear you over the sound of me shittin' myself.Copy !req
267. We now return toCopy !req
268. Resurrection.Copy !req
269. The judge allowed Gangstalicious' musicCopy !req
270. to be introduced as evidence at his assault trial.Copy !req
271. They played for the jury, a track called,Copy !req
272. "Play It for the Jury."Copy !req
273. I keep telling these people.Copy !req
274. This shit is supposed to be just music.Copy !req
275. You know what I'm sayin'?Copy !req
276. I mean, you really think about it, is it worth it?Copy !req
277. Know what I'm sayin'?Copy !req
278. I mean, somebody could get hurt.Copy !req
279. That boy don't look that tough to me.Copy !req
280. Man, Riley should be seeing this.Copy !req
281. Damn, nigga. You short.Copy !req
282. Y-you don't understand. I know this guy. He is crazy.Copy !req
283. He, like, uh, got a chemical imbalance or something.Copy !req
284. I'm just sayin', man.Copy !req
285. You look much taller in the videos.Copy !req
286. Do you hear what I am saying to you?Copy !req
287. That nigga's a rageaholic! We're both gonna die!Copy !req
288. Well, w-what happened to, "I don't fear no man but God"?Copy !req
289. God and the nigga that shot me.Copy !req
290. Oh, Lord, what is we gonna do?Copy !req
291. Man, just get yourself together. You makin' me scared.Copy !req
292. Hey, hey, hey, I'm trippin', man.Copy !req
293. They got a nigga medicated and shit.Copy !req
294. It's the painkillers and, you know...Copy !req
295. Sucrets and shit. I'm cool, I'm cool.Copy !req
296. There they are!Copy !req
297. Right over there.Copy !req
298. Thanks. Now, go change your pants.Copy !req
299. We're gonna die!Copy !req
300. Run, nigga!Copy !req
301. Oh, Lord. Sweet Jesus. I'm gonna die!Copy !req
302. Where's your gun?Copy !req
303. Oh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
304. Y'all niggas is in for it now.Copy !req
305. Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
306. We need a car.Copy !req
307. We're gonna have to jack someone.Copy !req
308. Where's your gun?Copy !req
309. I dropped the gun.Copy !req
310. You dropped the gun?Copy !req
311. What's done is done. Let's be solution-oriented.Copy !req
312. You mad?Copy !req
313. How you go and drop the gun, Gangstalicious?Copy !req
314. That is not gangsta. That's very not gangsta!Copy !req
315. Man, I can't believe this. You a fraud!Copy !req
316. Oh, oh, I'm a fraud? You're scared too.Copy !req
317. I'm 8!Copy !req
318. Okay, fine, fine, whatever.Copy !req
319. I'm a fraud, I'm a fraud.Copy !req
320. I'm just an average, normal dude.Copy !req
321. I don't wanna do this stupid shit no more.Copy !req
322. I'm tired of gettin' shot. Help.Copy !req
323. It's like goin' to heaven and finding God smokin' crack.Copy !req
324. Holy shit!Copy !req
325. I can't believe it's you.Copy !req
326. Dude, you are the shit.Copy !req
327. "Thugin' Luv"? What?Copy !req
328. So, uh, I'll just wait here then?Copy !req
329. Where we gonna go?Copy !req
330. To the airport.Copy !req
331. You got your jet there, right?Copy !req
332. What jet? The G4.Copy !req
333. The one in the "Bitch, I'm Fly" video.Copy !req
334. We rented that jet.Copy !req
335. Oh, unbelievable, man! You broke too?Copy !req
336. Ah! Man, I wanna go home!Copy !req
337. Man, I should've listened to my Granddad.Copy !req
338. You gonna get us killed!Copy !req
339. Put your seat belt on.Copy !req
340. It's the law, and it's a good idea.Copy !req
341. Man, just go faster.Copy !req
342. Traffic!Copy !req
343. Whoa!Copy !req
344. Ow!Copy !req
345. I told you put your seat belt on,Copy !req
346. but no, little niggas gotta do their thing.Copy !req
347. I got this nigga now.Copy !req
348. Slow down, nigga!Copy !req
349. Yo, yo, yo!Copy !req
350. What's up now, niggas? Open the door.Copy !req
351. Mm-mm.Copy !req
352. Open— Hey, open the door.Copy !req
353. Nigga, if you don't open this door...Copy !req
354. Mm-mm.Copy !req
355. I told you this nigga was crazy.Copy !req
356. Know who my favorite rapper was when I was your age?Copy !req
357. Ice Cube.Copy !req
358. The dude that makes family movies?Copy !req
359. He was a gangsta rapper?Copy !req
360. He was so gangsta, I used have to have dreamsCopy !req
361. that Ice Cube came to my house and killed my whole family.Copy !req
362. And for some reason, I thought he was so cool,Copy !req
363. and I wanted to be him.Copy !req
364. When I started to act like that, like a killer,Copy !req
365. people liked me. Girls, you know, whatever.Copy !req
366. But I really wasn't that person,Copy !req
367. and finally, it caught up with me.Copy !req
368. I'm sorry you got caught in the middle.Copy !req
369. Please, Lincoln, you are taking this shit too far.Copy !req
370. This tape is itchy.Copy !req
371. Should've thought of thatCopy !req
372. before you did what you did, Frederick.Copy !req
373. Look, guys, don't kill him.Copy !req
374. Whatever he did,Copy !req
375. he ain't do nothin' to deserve this, man.Copy !req
376. This is about thingsCopy !req
377. you're too young to understand, little man.Copy !req
378. This is about...Copy !req
379. thugin' luv.Copy !req
380. I loved you, man.Copy !req
381. What?Copy !req
382. You broke my heart, man.Copy !req
383. What? What the—?Copy !req
384. Oh! Ugh!Copy !req
385. Oh, man, these niggas are still kissin'.Copy !req
386. Yeah. Mmm.Copy !req
387. Oh, they bustin' slob.Copy !req
388. Oh, man!Copy !req
389. I can't take it.Copy !req
390. I was on tour.Copy !req
391. You gotta understand, I was lonely!Copy !req
392. Oh, God.Copy !req
393. Turn around, nigga!Copy !req
394. Walk forward, nigga.Copy !req
395. We could've hadCopy !req
396. a life together, man.Copy !req
397. Huh? Hm?Copy !req
398. Shit, we missed.Copy !req
399. I can't believe this, man. We suck.Copy !req
400. Hey, get back here!Copy !req
401. ¡Aye, maricón!Copy !req
402. Come on, man.Copy !req
403. Do you see him?Copy !req
404. I can't see anything, man.Copy !req
405. Yo! Where you at?Copy !req
406. Come out from where you at.Copy !req
407. I can't believe that damn boy.Copy !req
408. And then they threw usCopy !req
409. in the trunk, and—Copy !req
410. And then they was about to execute Gangstalicious.Copy !req
411. and don't come backCopy !req
412. with no orange juice...Copy !req
413. And that's when one of them dudesCopy !req
414. knocked me upside my head, right?Copy !req
415. And I was havin', like, crazy dreams,Copy !req
416. like Gangstalicious was kissin' the other dude.Copy !req
417. Some old craziness, man.Copy !req
418. Anyway, when I came to,Copy !req
419. they was gone, and I came home.Copy !req
420. What are these kidsCopy !req
421. doin' today?Copy !req
422. And you really shot one of them dudes at the hospital?Copy !req
423. Oh, hell yeah.Copy !req
424. See, Gangstalicious dropped his gun, right?Copy !req
425. And I picked it up, and I was like:Copy !req
426. Ka-plow! Ka-plow!Copy !req
427. It was like some old John Woo shit.Copy !req
428. Let me take my medication.Copy !req
429. Then GangstaliciousCopy !req
430. started cryin' and shit,Copy !req
431. and I'm like, "Quit cryin', you little bitch!"Copy !req
432. You should've seen me. I was so gangsta!Copy !req
433. What the heck is goin'Copy !req
434. on around here?Copy !req