1. - The Beverly Hillbillies.Copy !req
2. - You ought to be ashamed
to let me sleep this late.Copy !req
3. Why, half the day is gone,
it's pretty near sunup.Copy !req
4. Land sakes alive!Copy !req
5. I ain't stayed a-bed this late in 72 year!Copy !req
6. - Mornin', Granny.Copy !req
7. - Now Jethro, don't you yell at me,Copy !req
8. I'm gonna get breakfast
just as soon as I can.Copy !req
9. - Ma's done give us
breakfast already, Granny.Copy !req
10. And now she's got us cleaning
the house from top to bottom.Copy !req
11. - How come no one woke me?Copy !req
12. - Well, she says we ain't
supposed to wake ya.Copy !req
13. That's how come she
shutoff your alarm clock.Copy !req
14. - So Pearl done it!Copy !req
15. I'm sorry I took it out on you, clock.Copy !req
16. - Jethro, your ma says bring
this bucket of this suds.Copy !req
17. Morning Granny, how's your rheumatiz?Copy !req
18. - What rheumatiz?Copy !req
19. - Well, Pearl says you was
having some twinges last night.Copy !req
20. Uh, that's how come she
put a little Mountain DewCopy !req
21. into your squirrel soup.Copy !req
22. - Pearl spiked my soup?Copy !req
23. - Well yeah, she figured
it would help you to sleep.Copy !req
24. And you was liking it too, Granny.Copy !req
25. You kept asking for another slug of soup.Copy !req
26. - Well, that's because I
couldn't believe that PearlCopy !req
27. could make such good soup.Copy !req
28. - Granny, what are you doing up?Copy !req
29. Aunt Pearl said I was to give
you your breakfast in bed.Copy !req
30. - Beds is for sleeping, not eating.Copy !req
31. - Well, Aunt Pearl said a
body had to be waited onCopy !req
32. and took care of when
it gets to be your age.Copy !req
33. - My age, why, I'm in the prime of life!Copy !req
34. And you tell your Aunt Pearl that...Copy !req
35. Never mind, I'll tell her myself.Copy !req
36. - Ah, don't get riled up at Pearl.Copy !req
37. I reckon she's just trying to be helpful.Copy !req
38. - She's about as helpful as an
alligator in a swimming hole.Copy !req
39. - I'd rather be caught 'twixt
a pair of scrapping bobcatsCopy !req
40. than two women trying
to run the same house.Copy !req
41. - Granny, I was just fetching
this up to your room.Copy !req
42. Ma figured you'd probably
want to set and rock a spellCopy !req
43. when you was feeling strong
enough to get out of bed.Copy !req
44. - Jethrine, you take that back outside.Copy !req
45. And while you're at it,
you fetch some flowersCopy !req
46. for your ma's sick room.Copy !req
47. - Ma ain't sick.Copy !req
48. - Eh, she ain't met up with me yet.Copy !req
49. Where is she?Copy !req
50. - In the kitchen, doing the ironing.Copy !req
51. - Ironing, I ain't done the washing yet!Copy !req
52. - Ma done that while
you were still in bed.Copy !req
53. - All by herself?Copy !req
54. - Oh no, she had all of us helping.Copy !req
55. Ma gets a kick out of running things.Copy !req
56. - She's gonna get a kick
that she ain't looking for.Copy !req
57. I wanna boot her so hard that
every time she sets down,Copy !req
58. she'll leave my footprints.Copy !req
59. - Sakes alive.Copy !req
60. With all these new-fangled gadgets,Copy !req
61. work around here's just play.Copy !req
62. Where you going with that, Jethrine?Copy !req
63. - Outside.Copy !req
64. - I told you to take it
up to Granny's bedroom.Copy !req
65. - Granny told me to take it outside.Copy !req
66. - You're taking your orders
from me and not from Granny.Copy !req
67. That poor woman is old and tired,Copy !req
68. and we owe it to her to let her rest.Copy !req
69. I just hope and pray
when I get to be her ageCopy !req
70. that somebody will be looking after me.Copy !req
71. - You can quit hoping and praying.Copy !req
72. And if you keep messing
around in my kitchen,Copy !req
73. you ain't gonna get to be my age.Copy !req
74. - Well don't stand there,Copy !req
75. do as Granny says, take it outside.Copy !req
76. How you feel, Granny?Copy !req
77. Did you sleep off the soup?Copy !req
78. I mean, did the soup help you to sleep?Copy !req
79. - Now, you listen to me
Pearl, and you listen good.Copy !req
80. When you was a baby and you
needed it, I spanked ya.Copy !req
81. And when you was a toddler, I paddled ya.Copy !req
82. And when you was a
young'un, I switched ya.Copy !req
83. And I can still do it, Pearl!Copy !req
84. Besides, the target's a
heap much bigger today.Copy !req
85. - Now Granny, don't be riled!Copy !req
86. You was looking poorly last nightCopy !req
87. and I figured you needed a little rest.Copy !req
88. Honest!Copy !req
89. You looked like the dogs
had had you under the porch.Copy !req
90. - Ooh, you can't scare me with that.Copy !req
91. I got a head of steam bigger than it has!Copy !req
92. - Don't it make pretty musicCopy !req
93. when you make it shake
like this, Uncle Jed?Copy !req
94. - Now, that ain't for
playing with, Jethro.Copy !req
95. You bust that and your
ma will tan you good.Copy !req
96. - Pa?Copy !req
97. I done washed the front of the houseCopy !req
98. as high up as I can get.Copy !req
99. I'll need a ladder to get the whole thing.Copy !req
100. - Is Pearl getting you to washCopy !req
101. the whole outside of the house?Copy !req
102. - Yes sir, she said every inch of it.Copy !req
103. - Dogged if she ain't the cleanest woman.Copy !req
104. Well come on, I'll help you.Copy !req
105. - Granny, uh, G-Granny!Copy !req
106. You can hurt a body with
a hard skillet like that!Copy !req
107. Jethro, protect your ma.Copy !req
108. - How can Granny hurt you, Ma?Copy !req
109. You said she was too
old to get out of bed.Copy !req
110. - I'll show you who's too
old to get out of bed!Copy !req
111. - Oh, here she comes, oh!Copy !req
112. - I'll get it, Pa!Copy !req
113. - Yippee!Copy !req
114. - Hey Jethro, that looks like fun!Copy !req
115. I'll swing you now, but
you gotta swing me later!Copy !req
116. - I told you that wasn't for playing on!Copy !req
117. Now get down from there!Copy !req
118. Come on, come on, now!Copy !req
119. Pearl, get your big overgrown
boy off the chandelier!Copy !req
120. - I'll get him off of there
if you get Granny off of me!Copy !req
121. - Granny!Copy !req
122. - He tried to kill me!Copy !req
123. - Now, this has gone
far enough, all of ya!Copy !req
124. Now, Jethro's gone to
fetch the truck around,Copy !req
125. then we's all going for a nice, long driveCopy !req
126. and cool off some of the
tempers in this family.Copy !req
127. - Aunt Pearl, ain't
cousin Jethrine a-coming?Copy !req
128. - Oh no honey, she wants
to practice her singing.Copy !req
129. - She can go sightseeing another time.Copy !req
130. Listen to that!Copy !req
131. You ought to be ashamed of yourself,Copy !req
132. running off and leaving a child that sick.Copy !req
133. - Jethrine ain't sick, she's singing.Copy !req
134. - Well, she's singing sick!Copy !req
135. - For your information,Copy !req
136. my daughter's training for the stage!Copy !req
137. - Well now, that's one thing
she can do, drive a stage.Copy !req
138. - Now, this snapping
and back-biting 'twixtCopy !req
139. you two has got to stop.Copy !req
140. Quick as Jethro gets here with the truck,Copy !req
141. we gonna take a nice, long driveCopy !req
142. and show Pearl some amazing sights.Copy !req
143. - She ain't never gonna
see more amazing sightsCopy !req
144. than she sees every morning
when she looks in the mirror.Copy !req
145. - I wouldn't talk if I were you.Copy !req
146. - Now, girls, girls.
- Looky, Pa!Copy !req
147. Yonder comes the truck and
there's nobody driving it!Copy !req
148. - What's the trouble, Jethro?Copy !req
149. - It's outta gas, Uncle Jed.Copy !req
150. They ain't even enough to
get to the filling station.Copy !req
151. - Well, I tell you what.Copy !req
152. Elly May, you run in the
house and get Granny's jug.Copy !req
153. The big one.Copy !req
154. - Ooh!Copy !req
155. Don't tell me that child ain't sick.Copy !req
156. Nobody makes a noise like that on purpose.Copy !req
157. - You're a-gonna be sorry
you said them thingsCopy !req
158. when Jethrine commences
singing with a big orchestraCopy !req
159. like Rudy Vallee.Copy !req
160. - Who?Copy !req
161. - Rudy Vallee and his Connecticut Yankees.Copy !req
162. - Did you hear that, Jed?Copy !req
163. Your traitor cousin Pearl
is letting her daughterCopy !req
164. desert to the Yankees!Copy !req
165. Well, I reckon they're
getting what they deserve.Copy !req
166. - There ya are, Pa.Copy !req
167. - Thank you, Elly May.Copy !req
168. Now Jethro, see if that'll start.Copy !req
169. - Okay, Uncle Jed.Copy !req
170. - Jethro and me's gonna get gas.Copy !req
171. We'll be right back.Copy !req
172. - Guess what, Ma.Copy !req
173. They tell me at school
they's lots of movie starsCopy !req
174. that live on this street.Copy !req
175. - Do you reckon that Francis X. BushmanCopy !req
176. lives in one of them houses?Copy !req
177. - Wouldn't be a bit surprised.Copy !req
178. - Oh, my stars and garters.Copy !req
179. If I was to meet him
face-to-face, I'd faint dead away.Copy !req
180. - So would he.Copy !req
181. - What'd she say, Elly?Copy !req
182. - Well, she said...Copy !req
183. - Look at that big house down there!Copy !req
184. I bet ya a movie star lives in that one.Copy !req
185. - Oh Jethro, drive up the drivewayCopy !req
186. and I'll go to the door
and ask for directions.Copy !req
187. - Directions to where, Ma?Copy !req
188. - Directions to the
next corner, who cares?Copy !req
189. You didn't stop.Copy !req
190. - I know how to get to the next corner.Copy !req
191. - Oh you, now we passed it.Copy !req
192. Why, that might've been
Ramon Novarro's house.Copy !req
193. I might've got acquainted
with him and told himCopy !req
194. how I play piano at the
movie theater back home.Copy !req
195. Why, I could've played
and sung the song I wroteCopy !req
196. for the chariot race in Ben-Hun.Copy !req
197. - Simmer down, Pearl.Copy !req
198. I don't reckon that was
Mr. Navarro's house.Copy !req
199. I got a good look up the
driveway as we passed.Copy !req
200. The barn door was open,
there wasn't a span of horsesCopy !req
201. or a chariot in there.Copy !req
202. - Well, slow down anyway, Jethro.Copy !req
203. Why, thinks if I was to see
Rod La Rocque or John GilbertCopy !req
204. or Hoot Gibson, why, I
wouldn't even have timeCopy !req
205. to ask for their autograph.Copy !req
206. - Some women is just plain man crazy.Copy !req
207. - What'd she say, Elly?
- Well she said some wom-Copy !req
208. - Let's drive down to the
business part of town Jethro,Copy !req
209. and show Pearl some of
the beautiful buildingsCopy !req
210. and stores they got there.Copy !req
211. - Okay, Uncle Jed.Copy !req
212. - Tell your Aunt Pearl not to fret.Copy !req
213. They's men there, too.Copy !req
214. - Aunt Pearl, Granny said...
- Never mind, Elly.Copy !req
215. Drive on, Jethro.Copy !req
216. - I think we'll see some
movie stars down there.Copy !req
217. - Come in, folks,
the movie's about to begin.Copy !req
218. By the way, the wax figures
out front are by courtesyCopy !req
219. of the Beverly Hills Movie Museum.Copy !req
220. - Lookie Aunt Pearl,Copy !req
221. there's a moving picture
theater up yonder.Copy !req
222. - Yeah, I wonder if
they need a right good,Copy !req
223. first-class piano player.Copy !req
224. - Why, do you know one?Copy !req
225. - Now, I have taken all...Copy !req
226. - Say Pearl, ain't them movie starsCopy !req
227. out in front of that theater?Copy !req
228. Stop a mite, Jethro.Copy !req
229. - I can't believe it!Copy !req
230. It's Douglas Fairbanks, Rudolph Valentino,Copy !req
231. and William S. Hart.Copy !req
232. - I have never
seen one woman as man crazyCopy !req
233. and movie star crazy as...Copy !req
234. William S. Hart, let me off here!Copy !req
235. - Jethro, drive on before we
embarrass them poor fellers.Copy !req
236. - Bill honey, you're my hero!Copy !req
237. Yoo-hoo, yoo-hoo, hey, hey!Copy !req
238. - Well, how'd you like it, Pearl?Copy !req
239. - Oh Jed, that was the most thrilling,Copy !req
240. most exciting thing that
ever happened to me,Copy !req
241. seeing all them movie stars!Copy !req
242. - Did you see how old
Bill Hart stood thereCopy !req
243. with them steely eyes,
just a-staring at me?Copy !req
244. - You betcha, Granny.Copy !req
245. - And Rudolph Valentino kind of give meCopy !req
246. a scorcher of a look, too!Copy !req
247. - He sure did, Pearl.Copy !req
248. - How about them green drawersCopy !req
249. that Mr. Fairbanks was wearing!Copy !req
250. - Yeah Jed, you oughta dye your
drawers that color, I'd say.Copy !req
251. - Aw Pearl, red's my color.Copy !req
252. - Hey Jethro, let's go for a swim.Copy !req
253. - I'm too hungry, Elly May.Copy !req
254. All that driving around
give me an appetite.Copy !req
255. - Yeah, I reckon all that fresh
air give us all a appetite.Copy !req
256. I'm empty as last years'
bird's nest, myself.Copy !req
257. About eating time, too.Copy !req
258. - I reckon I got time for a
little swimming before vittles.Copy !req
259. - Hurry up, Elly May, I could eat a horse!Copy !req
260. - Well, just everybody relax!Copy !req
261. I'll have vittles a-cooking
'fore you can say Jack Robinson.Copy !req
262. - Jack Robinson!Copy !req
263. And you stay out of my kitchen.Copy !req
264. - I believe that kitchen happens
to belong to my cousin Jed.Copy !req
265. - Well, I's a granny, and
grannys is closer than cousins.Copy !req
266. - Not when a granny's on the wife's side.Copy !req
267. I got Clampett blood in my veins.Copy !req
268. - Well, if you want to keep it there,Copy !req
269. you stay out of my kitchen.Copy !req
270. - Hey, Uncle Jed, come on back!Copy !req
271. They's gonna be a fight!Copy !req
272. - Oh, I don't fight nobody twice my age.Copy !req
273. - There ain't nobody twice your age!Copy !req
274. I happen to be on the sunny side of 45!Copy !req
275. - Well, then move into the shade,Copy !req
276. you're drying up something awful!Copy !req
277. - Now, hold on, hold on.Copy !req
278. - Who's closer related
to you, Jed, her or me?Copy !req
279. - I is, 'cause I's a granny.Copy !req
280. - You're a mother-in-law,
I'm a blood cousin.Copy !req
281. - You're gonna be...
- Now, now.Copy !req
282. I reckon you's both just
as close related to meCopy !req
283. as folks can be 'cause
I love you both equal.Copy !req
284. And it'd pleasure me if you'd shake hands.Copy !req
285. - And come out fighting!
- Jethro!Copy !req
286. Come on now, shake hands.Copy !req
287. Granny, you start it off, come on.Copy !req
288. Now, shake hands.Copy !req
289. Come on Granny, shake hands with Pearl.Copy !req
290. There you are.Copy !req
291. Now Granny, say something nice to Pearl.Copy !req
292. Go on, say something nice.Copy !req
293. - Pearl...Copy !req
294. I never did see anything prettier
than the weather is today.Copy !req
295. - Now, Granny.Copy !req
296. - Well, that was friendly.Copy !req
297. - Well, say something nice
and friendly about Pearl.Copy !req
298. - Don't force her, Jed.Copy !req
299. - No, I ain't forcing her,
she's just trying to think upCopy !req
300. something extra-special
nice, now ain't ya, Granny?Copy !req
301. - Yeah, and it ain't easy.
- See?Copy !req
302. - Aw, Pearl.Copy !req
303. She's always bragging on ya.Copy !req
304. How pretty you are, what
a nice figure you got.Copy !req
305. - I bragged on Pearl's figure?Copy !req
306. - You sure did.Copy !req
307. - You said Pearl got the
kind of figure a man likes.Copy !req
308. - And then I said,Copy !req
309. "Too bad a man didn't
get it instead of Pearl."Copy !req
310. - I wouldn't talk if I had
a figure as boney as you.Copy !req
311. - Now, Pearl—Copy !req
312. - You're built like a
sack full of horseshoes.Copy !req
313. - And you're built like
a sack full of doorknobs.Copy !req
314. - Now let me tell you...Copy !req
315. - Now, girls!Copy !req
316. - Uncle Jed, you're
breaking up a good fight!Copy !req
317. - Jethro, why don't you go outCopy !req
318. and help your sister Jethrine.Copy !req
319. - What's she doing?Copy !req
320. - I don't know, find out what
she's doing and go help her.Copy !req
321. - Aw, you never let me have any fun, nuts!Copy !req
322. - Now, I'm asking ya just
as nice as I know howCopy !req
323. to stop all this
back-biting and bickering.Copy !req
324. You's both fine-looking women!Copy !req
325. I'm proud to be kin to you.Copy !req
326. Why, if folks didn't know,Copy !req
327. they'd think you was Elly May's sisters.Copy !req
328. - Pa?
- Oh, Elly, honey.Copy !req
329. Now, why don't you take these
two pretty girls swimmingCopy !req
330. down to the cement pond.Copy !req
331. That oughta cool 'em off.Copy !req
332. - In the dead of winter?Copy !req
333. - Oh, the water stays warm
all year 'round, Aunt Pearl.Copy !req
334. - Yeah, must be fed by some kindCopy !req
335. of hot mineral springs or something.Copy !req
336. - Well, that oughta be mighty goodCopy !req
337. for your rheumatiz, Granny.Copy !req
338. And I'll fix lunch while you're swim—Copy !req
339. - I told you to stay out of my kitchen.Copy !req
340. - And I told you that—Copy !req
341. - Now, that's enough!Copy !req
342. And I hear one more word spoke
in anger out of either oneCopy !req
343. of ya, dogged if I ain't
gonna take a switch to you.Copy !req
344. - Aunt Pearl, Granny ain't
too fond of swimming,Copy !req
345. but I'd be mighty proud
if you'd go with me.Copy !req
346. - Well, that's a mighty
sweet invite, Elly May.Copy !req
347. Pearl, did you bring
some swimming clothes?Copy !req
348. - Yeah, I did.Copy !req
349. - Well now, you run
along and get into 'em.Copy !req
350. - Well, I don't...Copy !req
351. - Come on, put 'em on.Copy !req
352. By doggies...Copy !req
353. I betcha Pearl in them swimming clothesCopy !req
354. has got the figure of a young girl.Copy !req
355. - She better give it back
before she stretches itCopy !req
356. out of shape any more.Copy !req
357. I didn't say it in anger, I'm smiling.Copy !req
358. - Well, I'm ready for the water.Copy !req
359. - She looks like she's
been in it for six days.Copy !req
360. - Pearl, you are one of
the finest-looking womenCopy !req
361. ever to come down out of the hills.Copy !req
362. And you're extra-fetching
in your swimming clothes.Copy !req
363. - I made it myself.Copy !req
364. - The dickens you say.Copy !req
365. - It's all hand work.Copy !req
366. - No.Copy !req
367. - Yep, every gore and
gusset and dart and tuckCopy !req
368. and ruffling and twin-bran,
I did it all myself.Copy !req
369. - Well, doggies, that's mighty
pretty and so are you, Pearl!Copy !req
370. Granny, did you ever see anythingCopy !req
371. like Pearl in her bathing suit?Copy !req
372. - No sir, I ain't.Copy !req
373. - Well, uh, come on,
I'll show you the pond.Copy !req
374. Elly May and Jethro's down
there waiting for you.Copy !req
375. - Cousin Elly, while we's
waiting for these ham hocksCopy !req
376. to thaw out, I'll race youCopy !req
377. to the far end of the pond and back.Copy !req
378. - You're on!Copy !req
379. Wait'll I get on this swimming cap.Copy !req
380. Doggone it, I wish I
didn't have to wear this.Copy !req
381. Granny says that pond
water's bad on my hair.Copy !req
382. - Well, why don't you cut
some of that hair off?Copy !req
383. - Hey, that's a dandy idea.Copy !req
384. Would you do it for me, Jethro?Copy !req
385. - Sure!Copy !req
386. Reckon I can find something to...Copy !req
387. Hey, there's some shears!Copy !req
388. - Whack it off close to my head, Jethro.Copy !req
389. - Okay.
- I want it short as yours.Copy !req
390. - Well, hold still!Copy !req
391. Don't want to shorten your head none.Copy !req
392. - Jethro!Copy !req
393. - Yeah, Uncle Jed?Copy !req
394. - Hold on there!Copy !req
395. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
396. - Fixing to cut Elly's hair.Copy !req
397. - Give me that.Copy !req
398. - Whack it off short, Pa,Copy !req
399. so it won't get in my eyes when I swim.Copy !req
400. - I'd sooner cut off my armCopy !req
401. than that beautiful hair of yours.Copy !req
402. Now don't you never get a notion like thatCopy !req
403. in your head again, nor you neither!Copy !req
404. - You mean I gotta let my
hair grow long as Elly's?Copy !req
405. - Jethro, why don't you try
using your head for thinking?Copy !req
406. - I have tried Ma, and it hurts.Copy !req
407. - Keep a eye on these two, I
gotta go back up to the house.Copy !req
408. - I will, Jed.Copy !req
409. - Hey Ma, you wanna race Elly and meCopy !req
410. to the far end of the pond and back?Copy !req
411. - In the water?Copy !req
412. - Yes'm.Copy !req
413. - And get my swimming suit wet?Copy !req
414. - Yeah.Copy !req
415. - Oh, you do bear watching.Copy !req
416. Both of you.Copy !req
417. Is them ham hocks?Copy !req
418. - Yeah, Ma.
- Where'd they come from?Copy !req
419. - From pigs, I reckon.Copy !req
420. - How did they get here?Copy !req
421. - Well, I took 'em out of the icebox.Copy !req
422. I was getting awful hungry.Copy !req
423. - Was you gonna eat them raw?Copy !req
424. - Course not!Copy !req
425. - Huh.Copy !req
426. - I was gonna keep my swimming trunks on.Copy !req
427. - Elly May?Copy !req
428. - Yeah, Aunt Pearl?Copy !req
429. - What is this thing, it
looks like a stove on wheels.Copy !req
430. - Well, that's what it is.Copy !req
431. It's called a portable bar-be-cue.Copy !req
432. You just put a fire in there,Copy !req
433. then you lay the meat on this thing.Copy !req
434. - All right.Copy !req
435. Elly May, you fetch some firewood.Copy !req
436. Jethro, you slice them ham hocks.Copy !req
437. - What would you like
to hear next, Uncle Jed?Copy !req
438. - Well, uh, can you play "Dixie"?Copy !req
439. - Why, sure.Copy !req
440. - I sure do like to sing that song.Copy !req
441. - It's right good for dancing too.Copy !req
442. Would you do a jig?Copy !req
443. - Well, if the music happens
to get down around my feet,Copy !req
444. I might just cut loose and stomp a spell.Copy !req
445. Better take my coat off,
just in case it does.Copy !req
446. Yea-haw!Copy !req
447. - Mmm, boy.Copy !req
448. Ain't nothing smells as
good as ham a-cookin', Ma.Copy !req
449. - Ah, that's the truth.Copy !req
450. Wait'll Jethrine gets a whiff of this.Copy !req
451. Ham is her favorite.Copy !req
452. - Mine too, Ma.Copy !req
453. Come on, hurry up!Copy !req
454. - Jethrine...Copy !req
455. what is that delicious
smell I'm a-smelling?Copy !req
456. - It smells like ham a-cookin', Uncle Jed.Copy !req
457. - Well, let's get on
down to the cement pond,Copy !req
458. tell everybody we're gonna have ham.Copy !req
459. Reckon that is a shortcut.Copy !req
460. - When the family tastes these vittles,Copy !req
461. they ain't never gonna let
Pearl near the kitchen again.Copy !req
462. Mmm-mmm, good!Copy !req
463. Come and get it, come and
get it, come and get it!Copy !req
464. Come on, everybody, vittles on!Copy !req
465. Land sakes.Copy !req
466. They're all so hungry they can't get up.Copy !req
467. Come on Jethro, I know you can make it.Copy !req
468. - Aw please, Granny, we
just done eat five hams.Copy !req
469. - Jed.Copy !req
470. - Granny!Copy !req
471. Them little hams is the
best you ever cooked!Copy !req
472. - I didn't cook no hams.Copy !req
473. - I cooked 'em, Granny.Copy !req
474. - How'd you get in my kitchen
without me seeing you?Copy !req
475. - I cooked 'em on this
here stove with wheels.Copy !req
476. - Ma can cook anywhere.Copy !req
477. Well, let's see her cook
where I'm gonna put her!Copy !req
478. - Don't do it, Granny!Copy !req
479. - Just a minute!Copy !req
480. Here's your stove!Copy !req