1. - The Beverly Hillbillies
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2. - Well come on, let's
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3. - House they bought?
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4. In Beverly Hills?
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5. Whoa, wait a minute, hold it.
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6. How could a bunch of hillbillies
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8. Let's take them back to
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9. and see how this whole thing started.
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10. - Jed?
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11. You gotta do something about
that young 'un of your'n.
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12. - How'd that happen?
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13. - Fightin' with a bobcat.
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14. - Get hurt?
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15. - I reckon so.
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16. It went limpin' off on three legs.
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17. - I swear I don't know what I'm gonna do
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18. about that girl.
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19. - Well, the first thing to do
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20. is to get her into a dress.
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21. She's gettin' to big to
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22. Lookie here.
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23. She's done popped the buttons
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24. off of her shirt again.
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25. - Well, Ellie Mae carries herself proud.
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26. With her shoulders throwed back.
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27. - It ain't her shoulders
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29. She's a growed up,
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30. It's time she started actin' like one.
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31. - Well, one day some boy'll come along
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32. and start courtin' her and...
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33. - They came courtin' when she was 12.
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34. What did she do?
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35. - She whopped the tar out of 'em.
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36. - Well, it ain't fittin',
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37. a girl runnin' around as wild as a cougar,
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38. wrestling, fightin' and huntin'.
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39. She oughta be doing woman's work.
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40. Helpin' me with the steel.
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41. - Well, I'll speak to her.
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42. - Oh, that reminds me.
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43. Better go down and stomp out the fire
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45. - Hold on, now Granny.
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46. You ain't gonna stomp out
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47. - Huh?
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48. Oh, of course not.
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49. Don't wanna burn my shoes.
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50. - Pa!
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51. Granny!
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52. Somebody open the door.
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53. Howdy Pa.
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54. - What you got there?
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55. - A stranger.
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56. - Where'd you get him?
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57. - I beat him with a rock.
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58. - What fer?
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59. - He was lookin' around down by the slew.
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60. Figured he might be a revenuer.
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61. - He ain't no revenuer.
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62. - Then can I keep him?
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63. - Of course not.
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64. - Well, I caught him.
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65. - That don't matter.
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66. - Well, he won't be no trouble.
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67. I could keep him out in the smokehouse.
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68. - Ellie Mae, you can't keep people
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69. like they were dogs and cats.
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70. - Ooh.
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71. Ooh, ooh, ee, ee, ow, ooh, hurts.
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72. Who's that?
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73. - Some feller Ellie found nosying around.
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74. - I beat him with a rock
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75. so he'd be easier to tote.
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76. - Why that there fella's
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77. from the petroleum company.
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78. - What's a petroleum?
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79. - I don't know.
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80. He asked me if he could
do some wildcattin'
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81. down by the slew.
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82. I said, "Help yourself, we're glad
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83. to get rid of the critters."
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84. - What'd he say?
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85. - He just up and left.
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86. The laugh's on him,
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87. they're ain't no wildcats
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88. - Heck, no.
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89. It's too full of oil.
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90. - Oh, what happened?
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91. Where am I?
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92. - This here is the Clampett place.
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93. I'm Jed Clamplett.
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94. This is my young 'un,
Ellie Mae, and Granny.
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95. Granny says you been
doing some wildcattin'.
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96. - There's no need to.
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97. Mr. Clampett, that swamp
of yours is full of oil.
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98. - I coulda told you that.
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99. - Well, my company would
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100. - Yeah, I'd like that to,
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101. but I just can't afford to have it done.
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102. - Oh, no, you don't understand.
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103. You see, you wouldn't have to pay for it.
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104. - Well, I don't take
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105. - No, no, no, Mr. Clampett, you see,
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106. you're a very rich man.
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107. - How big a rock did you beat him with?
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108. - No bigger than a hedge apple.
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109. - Listen, I've gotta
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110. Have you got a telephone?
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111. - A what?
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112. - A telephone?
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113. Or maybe one of your neighbor's has one.
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114. It's a, well down in this country,
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115. it's probably a box attached to the wall.
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116. And, uh, you talk into it
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117. and they can hear you in Tulsa.
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118. - Maybe you'd better sit down for a spell.
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119. - No, I haven't time.
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120. Listen, where's the nearest airfield?
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121. - Airfield?
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122. - You know, Granny, that's
one of them airfields,
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124. - Oh, never mind, I'll find it myself.
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125. Now, listen, don't you sell that swamp
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126. till you hear from me.
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127. I'm flying to Tulsa.
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128. - Now he thinks he's got wings.
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129. - Mornin' Granny.
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130. - Watch them buttons, child.
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131. - Granny!
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132. Them pigs of yours got into the corn.
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133. - Did they drink much?
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134. - I reckon they did.
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135. This here little fellow was kickin'
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137. - That's the trouble with razorbacks.
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138. They's such a mean drunk.
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139. Well, this wouldn't happen
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140. if you'd stay in the
house where you belong.
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141. - There it is, Mr. Brewster.
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142. With the testing surveys I sent,
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143. that's gonna be one of the richest pools
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144. since East Texas.
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145. - News like this is bound to get out.
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146. Let's go down and get
Clampett's name on a deal.
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147. - Where's the gun?
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148. Where's the gun?
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149. - What's the matter?
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150. - You oughta see what just
blew over Blueberry Ridge.
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151. - What?
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152. - The dadburndest, biggest
bird you ever laid eyes on.
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153. - Probably just an overgrown chicken hawk.
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154. - Chicken hawk nothing.
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155. That thing could make off with a hog.
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156. Hurry up, put that gun together.
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157. - There's no room to land near
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159. it's too rocky and hilly.
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160. - Then let's get the sling ready
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161. to be lowered.
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162. - Well, Mr. Brewster,
that might be dangerous.
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163. - Hang the danger.
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164. We're going to be the first
oil company down there
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165. if it kills you.
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166. - Yes, sir. Me?
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167. - Don't worry, if it's
safe, I'll follow you.
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168. - Granny, I see it, there it is.
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169. - Land 'o mercy, look at that.
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170. - What you doing, Granny?
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171. - That thing's only got one claw,
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173. - Hurry, Pa, it's my stranger.
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175. - Just go in the house,
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176. I'll get it on to the other side.
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177. - Did you kill it, Granny?
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178. - No, but I made it drop that stranger.
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179. - Jethro, stop this thing.
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180. - Granny! Granny!
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181. - Yes, Jed.
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overgrowed son of hers
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cabin in that old truck.
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186. - Heaven protect us.
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187. - Oh, oh, Jethro.
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188. - Did they hit us, Jed?
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189. - No, but I think they sure
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190. - Jed, I'm sure sorry
'bout the chicken house,
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192. Jethro, I told you to get rid
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194. - I did, Ma.
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195. That's how come we ain't got none.
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196. - Get on out and put the chicken house
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198. Jed, Ellie Mae came
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201. - Well, yeah, I guess I did.
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202. - What did they pay you for it?
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203. - Well, he ain't paid me nothing yet.
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204. That Brewster fella said
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205. - Well, how much they gonna pay you?
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206. - Well, he said it depends on how much oil
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208. - Well, he must have
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209. What was it?
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210. - Now, Pearl you know that old swamp
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212. - Jed Clampett, you got slicked
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214. - That's just what I told him.
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219. - I know it don't sound like much,
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220. but Mr. Brewster seemed
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221. by the fact that he's gonna pay me
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222. in some new kind of dollar.
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223. - That ain't no new kind of of dollar.
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224. - Well, it's new to me.
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225. I've heard of gold
dollars, silver dollars,
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said he's gonna pay me
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228. - Millions dollars.
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229. - Yeah, that's it.
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230. - Million dollars?
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231. - He wrote the whole thing out
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233. Here, you can see it for yourself.
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234. - See here.
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236. Granny, give me the jug.
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237. - It's empty, but I'll fetch some.
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238. - I'll go Granny.
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239. - Jed.
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242. A millionaire.
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243. - Yeah, that's what the Brewster fella
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245. I didn't know just how to take it.
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246. - He meant you're rich.
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247. - Me?
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248. - The richest man in these hills.
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249. Maybe in the whole state.
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250. Jed, you can have anything you want.
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252. Go anyplace you want.
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253. - Yeah, that's another
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258. - Jed.
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262. You're overrun with skunks,
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265. You're drinking homemade moonshine.
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271. - Oh, say, Jed.
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277. - Californie?
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278. - Yes, sir, Beverly Hills, Californie.
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282. - Yeah.
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283. - Well, the actors that
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286. - Yes, sir.
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287. - Well, doggie.
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291. - And we could come visit you.
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293. - What?
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294. - You don't get cold out there.
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295. - What don't get cold out there?
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296. - Nothing don't get cold out there.
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297. They don't have no snow or no ice.
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298. - Can't they bring some in?
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299. - They don't want it.
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300. That's why this would be good for Granny.
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301. Remember last winter when
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303. - Yeah, poor old woman.
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304. She was limping for two days.
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305. - Well, that couldn't happen in California
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307. - How come?
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308. - I don't know how come.
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309. But Granny'd sure like it
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310. and we could visit you.
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311. You know what else they
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312. - Maybe Jethro'd know
how come there's no ice.
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314. - We could ask him.
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316. - Yeah, Ma.
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320. - Yeah, Ma.
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323. - What rich uncle, Ma?
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325. - Jethro, how come there's
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328. - Oh, get outta here.
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330. Why, things grow twice as big out there.
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331. - Jethro'd be a whopper, wouldn't it?
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332. - Hey, he could help you move.
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335. - Well, now, I couldn't let you do that.
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336. - Jed.
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338. What's mine is yours
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342. We could visit for a while.
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345. - I tell you what, Pearl.
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349. - Well, your cousin is right
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352. and lots of millionaires do settle there.
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353. - Folks like me, huh?
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354. - Well, uh, millionaires.
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356. - Oh, yes, yes.
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361. Remember Pearl, he got shot
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363. - Well, there are plenty
of other movie stars
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364. and that's where Jed wants to live.
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365. Ain't it Jed?
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368. - Mr. Clampett, I think it only fair,
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372. - No, my home is in Tulsa.
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373. - Well, say, maybe you could get us
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375. - Mr. Clampett, let's
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377. - Then that's it.
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379. - Well, I can get the bank out there
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381. - He'd like a nice big place
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383. - Well, I would like a nice roomy place
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390. - Oh, well, go right ahead.
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391. - Well, you see, the
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395. - I'm ashamed to say I ain't asked him.
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398. - Oh, no trouble.
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400. - Mustard greens and opossum innards.
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401. - Mm-mm.
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403. - Very clearly.
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404. - Wanna change your mind?
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406. - Well, if you happen
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408. That's the thing about opossum innards.
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410. - Ellie.
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413. - Oh, that's all right, Pa.
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421. - We'll see about that.
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422. Dang if I ain't got me
the muliest womenfolk.
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423. We ain't never gonna get there.
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426. Ain't no nonsense to it.
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429. - Maybe he's just getting around to it.
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430. Book says he moves in mysterious ways.
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431. - Well, if he moves me, I'll go.
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432. You and big Jethro ain't a budgin' me.
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433. - Granny, this here
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440. Ain't got no snow out there.
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443. - Yeah, but walking down through the snow
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445. - I might feel miserable walking down,
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447. - Dag nab it Granny.
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457. - Granny, I ain't a
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461. - You hear that Granny?
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468. - This deposit of $25 million
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469. to the account of J.D. Clampett.
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470. - Is that J.D.?
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471. - As in Rockefeller,
elevates us to third position
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472. in capital assets
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473. and assures our bank of-
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474. - Come in.
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475. - Oh, I'm sorry to interrupt Mr. Drysdale.
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476. - It's all right Taylor.
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478. a red carpet reception?
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479. - Well, I'm afraid Mrs. Drysdale Still
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480. isn't too happy, sir.
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481. - Yes, I know.
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482. Oh, my wife is very upset
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483. that I got the estate next to ours
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484. for the Clampetts.
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485. Says I don't even know what
kind of people they are.
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486. - Do you?
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487. - I know to the dollar what
kind of people they are.
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488. They're my kind of people.
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489. Loaded.
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490. Taylor, have the gardeners
got the grounds in order?
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491. - Yes, sir, but I'm afraid
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493. - Oh?
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494. - Well, you see, your
gardeners have been working
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495. on their lawn all week.
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496. Why, they've mowed it, trimmed
it, fed it, clipped it.
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497. - I don't care if they
lathered it and shaved it.
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498. This is the most beautiful
mansion in Beverly Hills.
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499. I want every square
inch within those walls
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501. Yes?
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502. - Oh, hello, Margaret.
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503. No, dear, I'm very bu-
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504. What?
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505. Well, good heavens, did
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506. I'll be right there.
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507. - What happened?
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508. - The Clampett estate is being invaded
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509. by a band of outlaws.
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510. Yes, they're holding the
gardeners at gunpoint.
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511. - Sure is lucky we come along when we did.
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512. - That's the truth.
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513. The way they were slippin'
through that gate,
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514. another five minutes and
that whole dern prison
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516. Jethro, are you sure that's a prison?
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517. - Yeah, Uncle Jed, I seen pictures.
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518. Only thing is, how come
there ain't no guards
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519. on them walls?
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520. - Well, he probably done 'em in
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522. - They's killers if I ever did see any.
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523. Fine neighborhood we's movin' into.
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524. - You hear that?
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525. Hot diggity, there's
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526. - Them sireens.
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527. Somebody's called the law.
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528. - I reckon he's gonna be mighty grateful
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529. for what we done.
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530. - Son here has got a strange way
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532. - Yeah, I wonder what they done
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533. with Granny and Ellie Mae.
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534. - I don't know.
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535. But they sure put up
the scrap, didn't they.
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536. - Ellie Mae whipped
herself three policemen
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537. and two convicts.
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538. - What's going on here?
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539. You've locked up one of the
richest men in the country.
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540. Mr. Clampett, I don't
know how to apologize.
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541. I am deeply humiliated.
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542. What have you cutthroats
done with J.D. Clampett?
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543. - I am Jed Clampett
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544. and I'd appreciate it if you let go
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545. of my Sunday shirt.
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546. - You're J.D. Clampett,
the oil millionaire?
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547. - Yep, this here's my nephew, Jethro.
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548. - Howdy.
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549. - Clearly man, unlock this cell.
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550. Mr. Clampett, on behalf of the entire city
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553. for this unfortunate and
embarrassing incident.
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554. Oh, I'm Milburn Drysdale,
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555. president of the Beverly Hills Bank.
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556. My car is waiting to
take you and your family
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558. We want you to know how happy we are
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559. to have you, your handsome nephew,
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560. your lovely daughter
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561. and your beautiful money, mother.
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562. - Wait a minute!
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563. Stop this car!
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564. Mr. Drysdale, you tricked us.
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565. You just took us outta jail
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566. so you could bring us
back up here to prison.
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567. Head for the hills everybody.
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568. - No, wait, come back.
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569. This is not a prison, it's your home.
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570. Listen to me.
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571. Now wait, Mr. Clampett.
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572. Listen to me.
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573. Wait!
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574. Jed!
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