The Bernie Mac Show 1x6

Luck Hari as Saleswoman • Dallas McKinney as Boy on the Street

Bernie realizes that the kids are here to stay, so he begins treating them differently. Wanda complains that Bernie is treating the kids like roomates and holds off sex from him until he realizes the kids are truly part of their family.

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1. [ Children Shouting,

2. Arguing ]

3. SANCTUARY.

4. HOW Y'ALL DOING?

5. YOU KNOW, LOOK.

6. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A COMEDIAN,

7. AND I'M LIVING IN TRAGEDY.

8. SEE, I'M TAKING CARE

9. OF MY SISTER'S KIDS—

10. YOU KNOW,

11. UNTIL SHE GET OUT OF REHAB.

12. YOU KNOW, THEY'RE MY GUESTS, BUT

13. THEY ACT LIKE THEY LIVE HERE.

14. YOU KNOW, GUESTS

15. ARE SUPPOSED TO BE POLITE.

16. GUESTS DON'T WANNA BE A BOTHER.

17. I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT,

18. 'CAUSE, SEE,

19. I'M THE PERFECT GUEST.

20. YOU THINK ABOUT IT, AMERICA.

21. UH, BY THE WAY,

22. I WANNA SAY, THANK YOU.

23. I TELL A FEW JOKES AND I'M OUT.

24. 21 MINUTES, TOPS!

25. BUT SEE, THE POINT IS,

26. I DON'T OVERSTAY

27. MY WELCOME. SEE?

28. IN SHOW BUSINESS.

29. WANTIN' MORE.

30. NOW, THOSE KIDS,

31. THEY DON'T LEAVE ME

32. WANTIN' MORE.

33. MY TOOTHBRUSH.

34. OH, THAT WAS BRYANA.

35. BRYANA HAS A TOOTHBRUSH.

36. GOT BARNEY ALL ON IT.

37. YES, WELL, SHE SAW

38. BRUSHING HER TEETH...

39. WITH THE BIG PEOPLE'S

40. TOOTHBRUSH, SO—

41. - WHAT DID YOU DO?

42. WITH BIG PEOPLE'S BRUSH.

43. AND NOW I HAVE BIG TEETH.

44. SEE?

45. SHE WAS SO CUTE.

46. I COULDN'T STOP HER.

47. WELL, SHE WASN'T GONNA

48. USE MINE.

49. TRY SOAP.

50. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

51. IS SOME KIND OF HOTEL,

52. IS COMPLIMENTARY.

53. NEED SOAP? TRY BERNIE'S.

54. IT'S COMPLIMENTARY.

55. AND WHY NOT USE

56. BERNIE'S DENTAL FLOSS.

57. IT'S PROVIDED

58. FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE.

59. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,

60. PLEASE FEEL FREE...

61. TO USE BERNIE'S TOILET

62. BECAUSE IT'S SANITIZED

63. FOR YOUR PROTECTION.

64. AIN'T THAT—

65. THANKS, UNCLE BERNIE.

66. WHAT?

67. - NO, BOY, DON'T FLUSH IT!

68. MAGAZINE?

69. MAGAZINE, WITH THE FOOTBALL

70. PLAY-OFF PREVIEW ON THE COVER?

71. MY DOOR WAS SHUT.

72. HAVE YOU SEEN IT?

73. NO.

74. I SEE YOU SETTLING RIGHT ON IN.

75. RIGHT AT HOME, HUH, NESSA?

76. GOT YOUR PICTURES UP.

77. LOOK AT THAT.

78. POSTERS OF KOBE BRYANT.

79. YOU LIKE KOBE BRYANT?

80. HE'S ALL RIGHT.

81. HE'S ALL RIGHT?

82. SHOOT. HE'S MORE

83. THAN ALL RIGHT.

84. PEARLING. OW!

85. HE LAY THE BALL UP.

86. BOY, LOOK AT THAT. BAM!

87. I KNEW IT! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET

88. BERNIE MAC.

89. YOU GET SCHOOLED.

90. TALKIN' ABOUT I DIDN'T SEE IT.

91. LOOK AT THIS.

92. THIS WAS A COLLECTOR'S EDITION.

93. BUT DOES SHE CARE?

94. HELL, NO.

95. I DON'T GET NO "MAY I PLEASE?"

96. OR "CAN I BORROW IT?"

97. EVERYTHING COMPLIMENTARY,

98. THEIRS FOR THE TAKING.

99. THIS DOESN'T BELONG TO HER.

100. WHO DOES IT BELONG TO?

101. ME. BERNIE MAC.

102. WHERE KIDS CHECK IN,

103. BUT THEY DON'T CHECK OUT.

104. NOW YOU HOLD ON, AMERICA.

105. I WOULDN'T SAY KIDS WERE LIKE

106. COCKROACHES. I WOULDN'T DO THAT.

107. BUT I'LL JUST COMPARE

108. THE TWO SPECIES,

109. AND YOU MAKE THE CALL.

110. FIRST OF ALL, BOTH PESTS

111. GET INTO YOUR FOOD.

112. WHO TOUCHED MY FAMOUS AMOS?

113. BOTH PESTS GET UNDER YOUR FEET.

114. YOU TURN THE LIGHTS ON.

115. HA! I GOT YOU WITH THE GOODS!

116. YEAH, YEAH, I GOT YOU!

117. I GOT YOU!

118. I KNEW Y'ALL—

119. STOP TOUCHING MY FAMOUS AMOS!

120. YES, SEE, WHAT WE HAVE HERE

121. IS AN INFESTATION OF KIDS.

122. IT'S SMALL,

123. BUT IF NOT CAREFUL,

124. ALL OVER THE HOUSE.

125. BUT SEE, I'M LUCKY.

126. THE KEY TO CONTAINMENT.

127. NOW, SEE, ALL I HAVE TO DO NOW

128. IS JUST DRAW THE LINE.

129. OKAY, WE'RE DONE WITH THAT.

130. NOW WE'RE GONNA MOVE ON

131. TO MARSHMALLOW PUFF.

132. NOW, YOU SEE THIS, KIDS?

133. LOOK. I'M GONNA DRAW A NEW LINE.

134. SEE THAT? LOOK AT THAT LINE

135. RIGHT THERE. NOW LET ME EXPLAIN

136. SOMETHING TO YOU.

137. YOU ALL CAN EAT

138. YOU WANT DOWN TO THIS LINE.

139. TO THIS LINE, BERNIE PUFF.

140. NO MORE PUFF.

141. THAT'S ENOUGH PUFF.

142. YOU DONE HAD ENOUGH PUFF.

143. YOU EAT ALL THE PUFF YOU WANT.

144. AFTER THAT, BERNIE'S PUFF.

145. NOW, PEANUT BUTTER,

146. THAT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT.

147. YOU GOT. I DON'T CARE ABOUT

148. PEANUT BUTTER THAT MUCH.

149. TO THAT LINE RIGHT THERE,

150. IT'S BERNIE'S BUTTER.

151. THIS YOURS. BELOW THE LINE,

152. BERNIE'S BUTTER.

153. NOW, LET ME EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU.

154. THIS IS KIND OF TRICKY.

155. ROOT BEER— A LITTLE DIFFERENT.

156. UNTIL HE GETS TO THIS LINE.

157. BELOW THAT LINE,

158. I DON'T CARE NO MORE

159. BECAUSE IT LOSES ITS FIZZ.

160. AND I REALLY DON'T WANT IT.

161. SO I DON'T CARE.

162. YOU ALL CAN DRINK ALL YA WANT.

163. BERNIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

164. I'M TEACHING THE KIDS

165. A NEW SYSTEM.

166. HEY, ABOVE THE LINE, KIDS.

167. BELOW THE LINE, OFF-LIMITS.

168. BERNIE?

169. YES?

170. CAN I TALK TO YOU?

171. SURE. REMEMBER.

172. ABOVE THE LINE, KIDS.

173. BELOW THE LINE, OFF-LIMITS.

174. SAY IT.

175. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.

176. WHAT?

177. YOUR ROOMMATES.

178. I KNOW THAT.

179. ROOMMATES PAY RENT.

180. ALL RIGHT. IS THIS THE WAY

181. YOU WANNA PLAY?

182. LIKE A CHILD?

183. FINE, LET'S PLAY.

184. THEY'RE WELCOME HERE,

185. BELOW THIS LINE,

186. OFF-LIMITS.

187. BUT THAT'S BERNIE MAC'S PUFF.

188. WHAT'S BELOW THE BELT,

189. NOW THAT'S BELOW THE BELT.

190. IT'S EXTORTION, I TELL YOU,

191. AND I'M NOT HAVIN' IT.

192. YOU CAN'T BLACKMAIL

193. THIS BLACK MALE.

194. BERNIE MAC'S STRONG.

195. I CAN HOLD OUT.

196. YOU WATCH.

197. BELOW THIS LINE— OKAY.

198. WALK WITH ME, LORD.

199. I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF

200. THINKING, AMERICA, AND

201. I'VE COME TO A REVELATION.

202. AREN'T MY HOUSEGUESTS.

203. THEY'RE MY FAMILY.

204. SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE FAMILY.

205. I'VE SOLVED THE ERROR

206. OF MY WAYS.

207. I'M OKAY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO

208. TAKE THIS WALK WITH ME.

209. I GOT FAITH.

210. I COULD DO IT, BABY.

211. YOU DID GOOD, BABY.

212. MMM.

213. I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.

214. YOU DON'T HAVE TO

215. GET THE WHOLE STORE.

216. GET ONE SNACK. ONE.

217. THEREFORE, EVERYBODY

218. SNACK, SNACK, SNACK, SNACK.

219. WHAT'S WRONG WITH Y'ALL?

220. YOU PUT THIS BACK.

221. PUT THAT BACK.

222. HO, HO, HO, HO.

223. MASCARA, BACK.

224. "B," THIS IS NOT A SNACK.

225. I'M GONNA PUT JUICE IN IT.

226. YOU'RE NOT GONNA PUT NOTHING

227. IN IT. YOU'RE GONNA PUT IT BACK.

228. A TELESCOPE?

229. SON, YOU GOT TO BE CRAZY.

230. PUT IT BACK.

231. - BUT I NEED IT.

232. - YOU NEED IT?

233. SON, I DIDN'T APPRECIATE

234. THE TOTALITY OF YOUR ARGUMENT.

235. I SAID PUT IT BACK.

236. - BUT I WANNA SEE STARS.

237. - YOU GONNA SEE STARS.

238. PUT IT BACK.

239. - I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG

240. WITH YOU KIDS.

241. LISTEN, WE'RE NOT HERE

242. TO GET TOYS OR TELESCOPES.

243. WE'RE HERE TO GET SNACKS

244. AND SNACKS ONLY.

245. YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

246. WITHOUT THE RISK...

247. A CORONARY INFARCTION.

248. IS THAT ASKING TOO MUCH?

249. SEE, YOUR PROBLEM IS YOU

250. ALL DON'T KNOW THE VALUE—

251. HI, BABY— OF A DOLLAR.

252. BUT THAT'S OKAY.

253. UNCLE BERNIE'S GONNA TEACH YOU.

254. SO THEREFORE, I'VE DECIDED

255. TO GIVE YOU ALL AN ALLOWANCE.

256. YEA! WE GET MONEY.

257. NO, BABY, YOU DON'T GET MONEY.

258. YOU EARN MONEY BY DOING CHORES.

259. AND AT THE END OF THE WEEK,

260. YOU ALL WILL RECEIVE $5.

261. YOU CAN BUY

262. WHATEVER YOU WANNA BUY.

263. YOU DON'T HAVE TO ASK ME

264. OR AUNTIE WANDA FOR ANY MONEY.

265. - OKAY.

266. - COME ON. WE GOT PIZZA.

267. THANKS, SWEETHEART.

268. PEPPERONI. YEAH.

269. LOOK HERE.

270. YOU ALL GONNA LOVE THIS.

271. I HAVE INVENTED A CHORE WHEEL.

272. LOOK. SEE THAT?

273. SEE, BRY?

274. - IT SAYS I GOTTA DO THE DISHES.

275. - THAT'S RIGHT. AND YOU GOTTA

276. EMPTY OUT THE TRASH.

277. - I'M ALLERGIC TO DUST.

278. - OKAY. YOU TAKE THE

279. GARBAGE CAN TO THE CURB.

280. - OKAY.

281. - UNCLE BERNIE?

282. YES, BABY?

283. WHAT CAN I DO?

284. YOU MAKE THE BED EVERY MORNING.

285. NOW, LISTEN UP.

286. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT.

287. PRETTY SMILES EVERY DAY.

288. - CAN YOU DO THAT FOR ME?

289. - I CAN DO IT.

290. AH, NOW, HOLD ON.

291. FOR TOMORROW. OKAY?

292. SO SHE CAN WASH IT.

293. COME ON. COME ON NOW.

294. THING I EVER HEARD OF.

295. BOY, IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.

296. WE GOT A SYSTEM.

297. GOOD JOB, BABY.

298. TWENTY FOR YOU.

299. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,

300. FIVE FOR YOU.

301. FIVE FOR YOU.

302. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

303. AH, GIVE ME THAT.

304. HERE.

305. BERNIE. BERNIE, GET UP.

306. HUH?

307. THE GARBAGE TRUCK IS HERE.

308. SO?

309. SO, NO ONE TOOK

310. THE CANS OUT.

311. WHAT?

312. THOSE DOGGONE KIDS.

313. JORDAN. JORDAN.

314. WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE

315. THE GARBAGE OUT?

316. I DON'T KNOW.

317. WHAT YOU MEAN,

318. YOU DON'T KNOW?

319. THAT'S HOW YOU GET

320. YOUR ALLOWANCE, SON.

321. DON'T YOU WANT YOUR ALLOWANCE?

322. - I WANT MINE.

323. LOOK AT THIS ROOM.

324. LIKE A PIGSTY IN HERE.

325. AND WHAT IS THAT SMELL?

326. WHAT IS THIS?

327. BOOTY.

328. YOU ALL AIN'T DONE AROUND HERE.

329. WHERE THAT CHORE WHEEL?

330. WHILE WE WERE CLEANING.

331. YOU THREW IT OUT?

332. YEAH, WE DID ALL THE STUFF

333. ON THE CHORE WHEEL.

334. JORDAN, YOU DID IT ONCE.

335. TO DO THIS EVERY DAY.

336. YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD US.

337. IT'S HARD FOR ME TO TELL

338. YOU ALL ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.

339. I'M GETTING WEAK UP

340. IN HERE FROM THE SMELL.

341. Y'ALL GET UP AND START CLEANING

342. THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW.

343. DON'T MAKE

344. NO DOGGONE SENSE.

345. GET UP! CLEAN IT UP!

346. - HERE.

347. - NO, NO, NO, NO.

348. BOY, WHAT YOU MEAN, "NO, NO?"

349. NO, NO— OH.

350. NO, YOU DIDN'T.

351. UH-UH. YOU SIT

352. RIGHT THERE. UH-UH.

353. JORDAN, WHERE'D

354. YOU GET THIS FROM?

355. I'M GONNA ASK YOU

356. ONE MORE TIME.

357. WHERE DID YOU GET THIS FROM?

358. - FROM YOU.

359. - I DIDN'T GIVE YOU

360. NO MONEY TO BUY THIS.

361. - YES, YOU DID.

362. - WHEN?

363. OR THE GENERIC INHALER?

364. - WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?

365. - THE GENERIC'S ONLY $8.

366. GENERIC.

367. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, JORDAN.

368. YOU LITTLE SNEAK.

369. JORDAN, DID YOU REALLY?

370. UH-OH.

371. THIS FUNNY?

372. YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE,

373. YOUNG MAN. I MEAN, BIG TROUBLE.

374. YOU CAN'T PUNISH HIM.

375. AND SEE IF I DON'T.

376. YOU'RE JUST MAD

377. 'CAUSE HE PLAYED YOU.

378. SOMETHING RIGHT NOW.

379. THE BOY DIDN'T PLAY ME.

380. HE STOLE FROM ME.

381. LET'S CALL IT THE WAY IT IS.

382. THE BOY STOLE.

383. FIGURE OUT HOW TO PUNISH YOU.

384. YOU ALL, GET OUT. OUT.

385. I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU,

386. JORDAN.

387. LOOK HERE, AMERICA. YOU THINK

388. I WANNA PUNISH THE BOY?

389. I DON'T WANNA PUNISH THE BOY,

390. BUT I HAVE TO.

391. RIGHT FROM WRONG.

392. I'M GONNA BE HONEST WITH YOU.

393. IT'S GONNA HURT ME A LOT MORE...

394. THAN IT'S GONNA HURT HIM.

395. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S SOME BULL.

396. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

397. THE PUNISHMENT BALL IS ROLLIN'.

398. MY HANDS ARE TIED.

399. I DON'T KNOW, BERNIE.

400. NO TV FOR A MONTH?

401. AREN'T YOU COMING DOWN

402. A LITTLE HARD ON HIM?

403. THE BOY STOLE FROM ME, BABY.

404. WHAT YOU PROPOSE I DO?

405. I DON'T KNOW.

406. HAVE PUNISHED YOU?

407. MY FATHER? HE'D PROBABLY USE

408. THE NONCONFRONTATIONAL APPROACH.

409. BABY, I KNOW

410. IT AIN'T WORKING HERE.

411. WHY NOT?

412. BECAUSE I'M NOT WALKING

413. OUT ON YOU AND THEM KIDS.

414. WHAT'S DONE IS DONE.

415. I MADE MY DECISION.

416. THAT'S RIGHT. LET IT GET

417. GOOD AND COLD. 'CAUSE YOU

418. GONNA FINISH EVERY BITE.

419. YOU SENT HIM TO HIS ROOM.

420. ON THAT SPENDING SPREE.

421. - HE DID.

422. - WHAT'D YOU SAY?

423. - NOTHING, WARDEN.

424. AND JOIN HIM.

425. - BETTER THAN LISTENING TO YOU.

426. - DON'T WALK AWAY

427. FROM ME, NESSA.

428. NESSA!

429. FINE! YOU JUST KEEP

430. RIGHT ON WALKING.

431. STAY WITH HIM, NESSA.

432. I'M ABOUT SICK OF THIS.

433. I'M GLAD THIS HAPPENED. TIME

434. FOR ME AND YOU TO GET IT ON.

435. WHERE'S JORDAN?

436. BABY GIRL, FIND YOUR BROTHER...

437. DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW.

438. NOW, BACK TO YOU.

439. I HATE IT HERE!

440. YOU AIN'T GOTTA

441. STAY HERE, NESSA.

442. NOBODY KEEPIN' YOU.

443. YOU CAN LEAVE.

444. MATTER OF FACT, I'LL HELP YOU.

445. YOU KNOW WHERE YOU WANNA GO?

446. MONTE CARLO? SAINT-TROPEZ?

447. 'CAUSE I HEARD IT GETS

448. REAL CHILLY DOWN THERE.

449. I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU KIDS.

450. I GIVE Y'ALL EVERYTHING. THAT

451. AIN'T ENOUGH. Y'ALL WANT IT ALL.

452. - UNCLE BERNIE?

453. - WHAT?

454. I CAN'T FIND JORDAN.

455. I LOOKED EVERYWHERE.

456. BABY, I LOOKED IN THE CELLAR.

457. HE'S NOT THERE.

458. BERNIE, LOOK.

459. HE LEFT HIS MEDICINE.

460. UNCLE BERNIE,

461. IS JORDAN GONE?

462. NAH, HE'S AROUND, BABY.

463. HE'S AROUND. WE'RE GONNA

464. GO LOOK FOR HIM.

465. HE'S ONLY BEEN

466. GONE TEN MINUTES.

467. HE CAN'T BE THAT FAR.

468. HE— COME ON.

469. COME ON.

470. IS THIS MY FAULT?

471. WAS I TOO HARD ON HIM?

472. OH, LORD.

473. WHAT WAS I THINKING,

474. PUNISHING THE BOY LIKE THAT?

475. HE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT TV.

476. HE'S JUST A BOY.

477. HE'S JUST A CHILD.

478. WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME,

479. AMERICA? YOU KNOW

480. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

481. I'M NEW AT THIS.

482. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, BABY.

483. WE'RE GONNA FIND HIM.

484. I'LL BET YA THAT.

485. IF IT TAKE ALL NIGHT.

486. DON'T WORRY, BABY.

487. WE'RE GONNA FIND HIM.

488. VANESSA, I NEED YOU TO THINK

489. OF WHERE YOUR BROTHER COULD BE.

490. I DON'T KNOW.

491. - THINK, NESSA! DOGGONE, THINK!

492. - HEY, I'M NOT THE ONE

493. WHO MADE HIM LEAVE.

494. - HE THE ONE WHO STOLE! I DIDN'T

495. MAKE HIM LEAVE NOWHERE!

496. - STOP IT, YOU TWO.

497. - THIS ISN'T HELPING.

498. - RIGHT, NESSA,

499. THIS AIN'T HELPING.

500. SORRY, GUARDIAN.

501. SHE CALLED ME A GUARDIAN.

502. I DESERVE IT.

503. THE GIRL'S RIGHT.

504. BUT I KNOW ONE THING.

505. I'LL TELL YOU LATER.

506. I GOTTA GO FIND THAT BOY.

507. I NEVER, NEVER MEANT

508. FOR NONE OF THIS TO HAPPEN.

509. YOU KNOW THAT, BABY.

510. YOU KNOW THAT.

511. I LOVE ALL YOU KIDS.

512. I MEAN, EVERY LAST—

513. TO ONE OF Y'ALL, I'LL DIE.

514. - THERE'S SOMETHING ON THE ROOF.

515. - WHAT?

516. BABY, IT'S JORDAN!

517. HE'S ON THE ROOF! JORDAN!

518. - WHAT'S HE HOLDING?

519. - SWEET LORD.

520. JORDAN!

521. I KNOW UNCLE BERNIE'S

522. BEEN HARD ON YOU, SON,

523. BUT PLEASE, DON'T TAKE IT OUT

524. ON THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

525. - BABY, THAT BOY GOT A RIFLE.

526. - IT'S A TELESCOPE.

527. WHAT?

528. JORDAN? JORDAN?

529. SON? WHAT YOU DOIN'

530. UP HERE?

531. ABOUT YOU.

532. I WANTED TO SEE IT.

533. BUT I CAN'T.

534. I CAN'T SEE IT.

535. YOU CAN'T SEE WHAT?

536. THE SEARS TOWER.

537. THE SEARS TOWER?

538. THAT'S IN CHICAGO.

539. I KNOW.

540. I WANTED TO SEE HOME.

541. HOME?

542. OH, JORDAN.

543. YOU WANNA SEE YOUR REAL HOME.

544. YOU MISS YOUR MOM.

545. HOW 'BOUT THAT?

546. ALL THIS TIME, I'M THINKING

547. HOW SPOILED THOSE KIDS ARE,

548. TAKING WHATEVER THEY WANT.

549. BE BACK IN THE PROJECTS.

550. ISN'T THAT THE MOST STUPID THING

551. YOU EVER HEARD?

552. OH, THOSE BEAUTIFUL,

553. STUPID KIDS. I LOVE 'EM.

554. YOU KNOW, JORDAN,

555. I KNOW SOMETIME...

556. YOU MISS YOUR MOM.

557. TO BE HERE RIGHT NOW.

558. AND I KNOW SOMETIMES, MAN,

559. YOU'RE IN THE WAY.

560. AND THAT'S WRONG, JORDAN.

561. LONG AS YOU'RE HERE, I WANT YOU

562. TO FEEL LIKE YOU'RE AT HOME.

563. 'CAUSE, SEE, WE FAMILY.

564. AND FAMILY NEED TO BE AT HOME.

565. YOU UNDERSTAND?

566. COME ON, SON.

567. LET'S GO INSIDE.

568. CAN I WATCH TV?

569. YEAH, YOU CAN WATCH TV.

570. WHY WOULDN'T YOU BE ABLE

571. TO WATCH TV?

572. Y'ALL THOUGHT

573. HE HAD ME, DIDN'T YOU?

574. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW.

575. BE CAREFUL.

576. DOGGY, DOGGY, DOGGY.

577. DOGGY, DOGGY, DOGGY.

578. OW.

579. WHAT'S WRONG?

580. IT'S COLD.

581. IT'S ICE CREAM.

582. - STOP IT.

583. - DUH.

584. WELL, THERE YOU

585. HAVE IT, AMERICA.

586. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

587. OH, BABY.

588. WHAT'S THAT FOR?

589. FOR FINDING MY BROTHER.

590. AH, NESSA.

591. COME HERE, BABY.

592. I GOTTA GO.

593. I AIN'T GONNA NEVER UNDERSTAND

594. THAT CHILD. NEVER.

595. NO, BOY, DON'T FLUSH IT!

596. NO, NO!

597. NO, BOY, DON'T FLUSH IT!

598. - NO! NO! NO!