1. Look at this.Copy !req
2. I bet you all don't even knowCopy !req
3. what this is.Copy !req
4. No, this ain't no video.Copy !req
5. This right here is my savior.Copy !req
6. The perfect babysitter.Copy !req
7. See, it doesn't use my phoneCopy !req
8. or eat my food or even ask,Copy !req
9. "Can a friend come over?"Copy !req
10. See, what this babysitter doesCopy !req
11. is give me an hour,Copy !req
12. so I can haveCopy !req
13. some peace and quiet.Copy !req
14. Now, hold on now.Copy !req
15. I hear you out there.Copy !req
16. "Bernie Mac, are you doin'Copy !req
17. your job as a parent?"Copy !req
18. Hell yes!Copy !req
19. In Bernie Mac's opinion,Copy !req
20. part of bein' a good parentCopy !req
21. is bein' aware ofCopy !req
22. your child's interests.Copy !req
23. Hey, Jordan,Copy !req
24. wanna get some ice cream?Copy !req
25. Or maybe go to Disneyland?Copy !req
26. Uncle Bernie, please!Copy !req
27. I'm sorry, baby.Copy !req
28. See, he's interested,Copy !req
29. and I'm liberated.Copy !req
30. Same as baby girl.Copy !req
31. Come on.Copy !req
32. Rosie, Mommy wantsCopy !req
33. you to share.Copy !req
34. No! No, I don't wanna share!Copy !req
35. I'm not gonna share!Copy !req
36. Hey, baby girl,Copy !req
37. wanna play Barbie?Copy !req
38. No.Copy !req
39. I want you to help meCopy !req
40. with my Spanish.Copy !req
41. I'll be glad to help youCopy !req
42. with your Spanish.Copy !req
43. Look.Copy !req
44. See?Copy !req
45. Did I tell you?Copy !req
46. The perfect babysitter.Copy !req
47. See, now, NessaCopy !req
48. doesn't need one of these.Copy !req
49. She got that ignorantCopy !req
50. teenage attitude.Copy !req
51. Can't stand nobodyCopy !req
52. and don't wanna talk to nobody.Copy !req
53. She makes it easy.Copy !req
54. Watch.Copy !req
55. Hey, Nessa,Copy !req
56. you wanna do somethin'?Copy !req
57. Ah, no, I don't think so.Copy !req
58. I got something else to do.Copy !req
59. Work every time.Copy !req
60. Now, who saidCopy !req
61. parenting is hard?Copy !req
62. You just gotta know howCopy !req
63. to put it on autopilot.Copy !req
64. Okay, girls,Copy !req
65. stretch it out. That's it.Copy !req
66. Breathe right into it.Copy !req
67. You are going to throw up.Copy !req
68. My dad wants you andCopy !req
69. your family to come overCopy !req
70. for dinner Saturday night.Copy !req
71. My whole family?Copy !req
72. Bernie Mac too?Copy !req
73. I know.Copy !req
74. It's so stupid.Copy !req
75. But we hang out togetherCopy !req
76. so much, my dadCopy !req
77. read somewhere that...Copy !req
78. "a parent is involvedCopy !req
79. in every facet ofCopy !req
80. their child's lives."Copy !req
81. Okay.Copy !req
82. Look, Shannon,Copy !req
83. you have got to tell your dadCopy !req
84. to stop readingCopy !req
85. those parenting books.Copy !req
86. I hear you!Copy !req
87. But, please?Copy !req
88. It'll chill him out,Copy !req
89. and I'll get major points.Copy !req
90. You owe.Copy !req
91. Thanks.Copy !req
92. Jordan, Bryana?Copy !req
93. Hello? Excuse me?Copy !req
94. I want you two to be onCopy !req
95. your best behavior tonight.Copy !req
96. That's right.Copy !req
97. 'Cause if anybody embarrass me,Copy !req
98. I'm not kiddin',Copy !req
99. I'm gonna pop youCopy !req
100. right under the eye.Copy !req
101. I'm not kiddin'.Copy !req
102. Bernie, you're not gonna popCopy !req
103. no one underneath the eye.Copy !req
104. You watch. I'm gonna useCopy !req
105. the knuckle while I'm gonnaCopy !req
106. pop 'em right under the—Copy !req
107. Can't we just stay home?Copy !req
108. Shut up!Copy !req
109. Bernie, Wanda,Copy !req
110. welcome to our home.Copy !req
111. Thank you.Copy !req
112. Thank you.Copy !req
113. You know what, Ed?Copy !req
114. I think you and I got...Copy !req
115. a couple of Olympic gymnastsCopy !req
116. on our hands, huh?Copy !req
117. That would be great,Copy !req
118. so long asCopy !req
119. she keeps up her grades.Copy !req
120. Isn't that right, honey?Copy !req
121. Now, we both knowCopy !req
122. it takes more than a somersaultCopy !req
123. to get into Harvard.Copy !req
124. I agree.Copy !req
125. That's why baby girl,Copy !req
126. you see,Copy !req
127. she's only five,Copy !req
128. but she's learnin' SpanishCopy !req
129. right now.Copy !req
130. Baby girl, why don'tCopy !req
131. you razzle-dazzle usCopy !req
132. with some Spanish?Copy !req
133. Listen to this, Ed.Copy !req
134. Listen.Copy !req
135. Uno, dos, tres,Copy !req
136. "quachos," cinco, um—Copy !req
137. - Seis.Copy !req
138. - Ah, you knowCopy !req
139. your numbers too, huh?Copy !req
140. Well, actually,Copy !req
141. he's been fluentCopy !req
142. for about a year.Copy !req
143. - No!Copy !req
144. - Isn't that right, son?Copy !req
145. Sí, papa.Copy !req
146. Sí.Copy !req
147. Sí.Copy !req
148. The boy's four years old.Copy !req
149. That's impossible!Copy !req
150. ! Imposible!Copy !req
151. Wow.Copy !req
152. You know, Bernie,Copy !req
153. I keep telling my kids...Copy !req
154. it's not enough these daysCopy !req
155. to be in honors classesCopy !req
156. or do well on the S.A.T.s.Copy !req
157. I think they shouldCopy !req
158. do away with the S.A.T.s.Copy !req
159. That's teenagers for you, huh?Copy !req
160. Defend your position.Copy !req
161. Dad, the S.A.T.sCopy !req
162. are widely considered...Copy !req
163. to beCopy !req
164. a culturally biased assessmentCopy !req
165. of scholastic aptitude.Copy !req
166. And studies have shown that...Copy !req
167. they aren't an accurate testCopy !req
168. of achievement or howCopy !req
169. a person does in college.Copy !req
170. But you still plan on gettingCopy !req
171. a perfect 1600, correct?Copy !req
172. Touché.Copy !req
173. Wow. Ed,Copy !req
174. you must tell me,Copy !req
175. how in the worldCopy !req
176. do you keep your kidsCopy !req
177. so disciplined?Copy !req
178. Honestly, do you whup em?Copy !req
179. No.Copy !req
180. Caning them.Copy !req
181. I like your work ethics, man.Copy !req
182. How about some music?Copy !req
183. We'd love some.Copy !req
184. Some music?Copy !req
185. Susan, this is so lovely.Copy !req
186. Next time, you have to comeCopy !req
187. to our house for dinner.Copy !req
188. Right, honey?Copy !req
189. Huh?Copy !req
190. Come to our house?Copy !req
191. I can only imagine.Copy !req
192. Nessa, what are you—Copy !req
193. Baby,Copy !req
194. she peacin' me out.Copy !req
195. Lord,Copy !req
196. what's goin' on here?Copy !req
197. Where's baby girl?Copy !req
198. Oh, Lord!Copy !req
199. Ma'am—Copy !req
200. Oh, man, that's your—Copy !req
201. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
202. - Get down from there, boy!Copy !req
203. Jordan, are you crazy?Copy !req
204. Get down!Copy !req
205. Get down from there, boy!Copy !req
206. Oh, my God.Copy !req
207. - Was it the two of spades?Copy !req
208. - Jordan, that's okay.Copy !req
209. The king of hearts?Copy !req
210. Ed, Susan, truly,Copy !req
211. thank you.Copy !req
212. Bernie.Copy !req
213. On behalf of my family—Copy !req
214. Seven of diamonds?Copy !req
215. Uh—Copy !req
216. Get in the car.Copy !req
217. Get in the—Copy !req
218. I'm sorry. Good night.Copy !req
219. That's okay.Copy !req
220. I got two of clubs.Copy !req
221. Good night.Copy !req
222. Good night, Bernie.Copy !req
223. Ten of diamonds.Copy !req
224. Ten of diamonds.Copy !req
225. Jordan and his doggoneCopy !req
226. magic trick.Copy !req
227. You see those kidsCopy !req
228. play those instruments?Copy !req
229. Honey, our kidsCopy !req
230. are not in a competition.Copy !req
231. Wanda,Copy !req
232. I gotta prepare our kidsCopy !req
233. for the real world.Copy !req
234. You saw that five-year-old boy.Copy !req
235. He spoke Spanish. Our kidsCopy !req
236. can't even talk English.Copy !req
237. From now on, hey,Copy !req
238. I'm doin' somethin'.Copy !req
239. Will you teach us Ebonics?Copy !req
240. Mm-hmm. Okay.Copy !req
241. All right.Copy !req
242. I'll tell you one thing.Copy !req
243. When I get done with you—Copy !req
244. Nothin'.Copy !req
245. When I get done with y'all,Copy !req
246. y'all be smarterCopy !req
247. than your sister's mouth.Copy !req
248. Impossible.Copy !req
249. Smart aleck.Copy !req
250. Oh, I was seriousCopy !req
251. when I told those kids...Copy !req
252. there wasn't gonna beCopy !req
253. any more video watchin'.Copy !req
254. From now on in this house,Copy !req
255. it's gonna be all aboutCopy !req
256. higher learnin',Copy !req
257. education and schoolin'.Copy !req
258. Shoot, if I don'tCopy !req
259. nip it in the bud,Copy !req
260. Ed's kidsCopy !req
261. Fortune 500 companies...Copy !req
262. while my kids will beCopy !req
263. callin' bingo numbersCopy !req
264. in a church basement.Copy !req
265. Hey, Señorita Bryana,Copy !req
266. meet me in la cocina inCopy !req
267. diez minutos por uno snacko.Copy !req
268. Sí, tío Bernito.Copy !req
269. I talked to Bryana's teacher,Copy !req
270. and she said...Copy !req
271. the best way for a childCopy !req
272. to learn a languageCopy !req
273. is to immerse her.Copy !req
274. So we ain't speakin'Copy !req
275. nothin' but Spanish to her,Copy !req
276. and she ain't speakin'Copy !req
277. nothin' but Spanish to us.Copy !req
278. Uncle Bernie, what's this?Copy !req
279. I don't wanna play the piano!Copy !req
280. And I don't want a dummyCopy !req
281. for a nephew.Copy !req
282. Look, Jordan,Copy !req
283. I rented this thing,Copy !req
284. and you're gonna play it.Copy !req
285. Come on. Sit down.Copy !req
286. I'll show you.Copy !req
287. Come on.Copy !req
288. Sit down.Copy !req
289. Now, dig this here.Copy !req
290. Look.Copy !req
291. Or, when you get better,Copy !req
292. you'll be able toCopy !req
293. break it off like this here.Copy !req
294. Trust me, Shannon,Copy !req
295. you don't.Copy !req
296. Now, I would trade my familyCopy !req
297. for yours any day.Copy !req
298. Say "adios."Copy !req
299. I'm not Bryana.Copy !req
300. Look, I'll call you back.Copy !req
301. You're not callin'Copy !req
302. anybody back.Copy !req
303. You're gonna start hittin'Copy !req
304. these books. You're gonnaCopy !req
305. get your math grade back up.Copy !req
306. - But I'm not good in math.Copy !req
307. - You're not good in mathCopy !req
308. because of your study habits.Copy !req
309. With a little hard work,Copy !req
310. you'll get there.Copy !req
311. - Why? 'Cause you're a Mac.Copy !req
312. - And what did you get in math?Copy !req
313. It's not about me.Copy !req
314. It's about you.Copy !req
315. So, get to studyin'.Copy !req
316. Sounds like a "D" to me.Copy !req
317. I got your "D."Copy !req
318. Hey, what youCopy !req
319. doin' in here, son?Copy !req
320. It's time for dinner.Copy !req
321. No, dinner ain't for anotherCopy !req
322. 20 doggone minutes.Copy !req
323. You get right back up.Copy !req
324. Let me hear someCopy !req
325. fancy fingerin'.Copy !req
326. Come on.Copy !req
327. Let's go, Jordan.Copy !req
328. What?Copy !req
329. I didn't rent that pianoCopy !req
330. for nothin'.Copy !req
331. Let's go!Copy !req
332. What? Aw!Copy !req
333. Let's go.Copy !req
334. Let's go.Copy !req
335. Mmm!Copy !req
336. Mmm, nothin'.Copy !req
337. Uncle Bernie,Copy !req
338. can I have a glass of milk?Copy !req
339. Is that how you ask,Copy !req
340. baby girl?Copy !req
341. Aw, baby girl.Copy !req
342. Uncle Bernie, please?Copy !req
343. No, sweetheart.Copy !req
344. Español, remember?Copy !req
345. We spent all mornin'Copy !req
346. coverin' milk.Copy !req
347. - I forgot.Copy !req
348. - Lee-che.Copy !req
349. It's leche.Copy !req
350. And, Bernie, she's just five.Copy !req
351. I know she's only five,Copy !req
352. sweetheart.Copy !req
353. But there's a lot ofCopy !req
354. five-year-old kidsCopy !req
355. over in Mexico.Copy !req
356. They know how to say it,Copy !req
357. and some right hereCopy !req
358. in California.Copy !req
359. Show Auntie WandaCopy !req
360. you know how to say it.Copy !req
361. Go ahead, baby girl.Copy !req
362. Leche, por favor.Copy !req
363. Told you.Copy !req
364. She sounds Italian.Copy !req
365. She's only five.Copy !req
366. I'm proud of you.Copy !req
367. Mmm.Copy !req
368. Hey, Bryana, have you seenCopy !req
369. my new C.D.?Copy !req
370. Mm-mmm.Copy !req
371. We ain't got no timeCopy !req
372. for no music.Copy !req
373. Honey, we eat dinnerCopy !req
374. in 20 minutes.Copy !req
375. I'm not hungry.Copy !req
376. Well, if you ain't hungry,Copy !req
377. that gives youCopy !req
378. more doggone timeCopy !req
379. to go up in there and study.Copy !req
380. And give me that Walkman.Copy !req
381. Give it up.Copy !req
382. Yeah, you study your math.Copy !req
383. Two plus two is four.Copy !req
384. Four plus four is six.Copy !req
385. Am I right?Copy !req
386. Yeah.Copy !req
387. No! Eight!Copy !req
388. That's why you need toCopy !req
389. get up in there and study.Copy !req
390. Here you go.Copy !req
391. Brought you some lemonade.Copy !req
392. I'm studying.Copy !req
393. I know it.Copy !req
394. That's why I'll give youCopy !req
395. a little break.Copy !req
396. You've been studyin' so hard.Copy !req
397. Thanks.Copy !req
398. You're welcome.Copy !req
399. I'll let you get back.Copy !req
400. What's this, baby girl?Copy !req
401. Nessa! A "D"?Copy !req
402. You got a "D."Copy !req
403. It don't make no sense.Copy !req
404. You been in hereCopy !req
405. studyin' all the time.Copy !req
406. How you get a "D"?Copy !req
407. - It's hard.Copy !req
408. - Vanessa, if it's hard, whyCopy !req
409. don't you ask for some help?Copy !req
410. - I'll help you.Copy !req
411. - No.Copy !req
412. Come on.Copy !req
413. Let me help you.Copy !req
414. Is this how you study, Nessa?Copy !req
415. - Answer me.Copy !req
416. Is this how you study, Nessa?Copy !req
417. - I don't know.Copy !req
418. Then you ain't gotCopy !req
419. no shame, right?Copy !req
420. Okay then, Nessa.Copy !req
421. I got a math problem for you.Copy !req
422. "D" plus your attitudeCopy !req
423. equal grounded.Copy !req
424. What you thinkCopy !req
425. about that, Nessa?Copy !req
426. 'Cause it's gonna definitelyCopy !req
427. give you a chance to thinkCopy !req
428. about what you just did...Copy !req
429. and give you more timeCopy !req
430. to study.Copy !req
431. Did you see that?Copy !req
432. She didn't even careCopy !req
433. she got a "D."Copy !req
434. In my day,Copy !req
435. when I got a "D"Copy !req
436. I felt bad—Copy !req
437. bad because I let myself downCopy !req
438. and Big Mama down.Copy !req
439. Oh, just thinkin'Copy !req
440. about the lookCopy !req
441. Big Mama would give me.Copy !req
442. Oh, I mean,Copy !req
443. it still make me shiver.Copy !req
444. She didn't have to say nothin'.Copy !req
445. Just the look was enough.Copy !req
446. She didn't even haveCopy !req
447. to punish me.Copy !req
448. I punished myself.Copy !req
449. Put myself on lockdownCopy !req
450. till I brought homeCopy !req
451. a better grade.Copy !req
452. That darn Vanessa.Copy !req
453. Now, America,Copy !req
454. you tell me again...Copy !req
455. why I can't whup that child.Copy !req
456. Yo, man, come on, dog.Copy !req
457. Let me turn up the radio.Copy !req
458. See?Copy !req
459. Let me tell you somethin'.Copy !req
460. Y'all better enjoy itCopy !req
461. while you can,Copy !req
462. because when those ticketsCopy !req
463. cost $300 at Carnegie Hall,Copy !req
464. don't call me for no hookups.Copy !req
465. Brother, I don't think you gonnaCopy !req
466. have to worry about that.Copy !req
467. For real!Copy !req
468. Okay, okay.Copy !req
469. Go on, get off.Copy !req
470. But I'm gonnaCopy !req
471. tell you somethin' right now.Copy !req
472. See, I'm pushin' my kidsCopy !req
473. towards excellence.Copy !req
474. That's right.Copy !req
475. And baby girl,Copy !req
476. she gonna be a language expert,Copy !req
477. 'cause I'm immersin' herCopy !req
478. in Spanish.Copy !req
479. You want to immerse herCopy !req
480. in Spanish,Copy !req
481. bring her over to my house.Copy !req
482. My in-laws are visiting.Copy !req
483. We ain't speaking nothin'Copy !req
484. but Spanish.Copy !req
485. It's like MéxicoCopy !req
486. 24-7 up in there.Copy !req
487. She'll learn a lot, man.Copy !req
488. Are you serious, Chuy?Copy !req
489. Oh, yeah, man.Copy !req
490. Bring baby girl over.Copy !req
491. I think that'd be great, man.Copy !req
492. That'll be good for herCopy !req
493. and less work for me.Copy !req
494. Thank you, baby.Copy !req
495. No problemo, papi.Copy !req
496. Oh, Bernie got youCopy !req
497. speaking Spanish too?Copy !req
498. What's goin' on?Copy !req
499. I'll get it.Copy !req
500. Hello?Copy !req
501. Hey, Ed.Copy !req
502. No, Shannon's not here.Copy !req
503. They went to a party overCopy !req
504. at Stephanie Johnson's house.Copy !req
505. Hey, baby,Copy !req
506. you let her go to a party?Copy !req
507. I got her on punishment.Copy !req
508. I didn't know.Copy !req
509. Let me talk to him.Copy !req
510. Hold on.Copy !req
511. Let me talk to him.Copy !req
512. Hello, Ed?Copy !req
513. Yeah, this is Mac.Copy !req
514. I'm on my way.Copy !req
515. Game over.Copy !req
516. I told my dad I was goingCopy !req
517. to a get-together.Copy !req
518. Say the word "party"Copy !req
519. and he gets all paranoid.Copy !req
520. Yeah. Fortunately,Copy !req
521. my Aunt WandaCopy !req
522. took pity on me.Copy !req
523. She seems pretty cool.Copy !req
524. Yeah, but she could'veCopy !req
525. married anybody,Copy !req
526. and she marriedCopy !req
527. Bernie Mac—Copy !req
528. I don't get it.Copy !req
529. Hey, how aboutCopy !req
530. some brews?Copy !req
531. Dieting.Copy !req
532. Cool. You're not the cops.Copy !req
533. Yo, how's it goin', man?Copy !req
534. All right.Copy !req
535. Yo, man, Vanessa here?Copy !req
536. I don't know.Copy !req
537. What is that, smoke?Copy !req
538. Y'all smokin' in here?Copy !req
539. Y'all are smokin' in here.Copy !req
540. Where your parents at?Copy !req
541. Hey, man,Copy !req
542. it's not my house.Copy !req
543. Hold on, man.Copy !req
544. Unsupervised party?Copy !req
545. Son, you best toCopy !req
546. get out of my way.Copy !req
547. Yo, Vanessa!Copy !req
548. Oh, God.Copy !req
549. And there's no way out.Copy !req
550. Vanessa!Copy !req
551. Old school in the house.Copy !req
552. You all know Vanessa?Copy !req
553. That's all right.Copy !req
554. I'll find her.Copy !req
555. You're too young to die.Copy !req
556. Hi, Nessa.Copy !req
557. I thought I had youCopy !req
558. on punishment, Nessa.Copy !req
559. What you doin' at a partyCopy !req
560. where there's alcohol?Copy !req
561. How you doin', Ed?Copy !req
562. It seems like our girlsCopy !req
563. lost their mind—Copy !req
564. at a unsupervised partyCopy !req
565. where there's drinkin'.Copy !req
566. - Were you drinking?Copy !req
567. - No, Dad.Copy !req
568. How can I believeCopy !req
569. anything you say?Copy !req
570. You told me you were atCopy !req
571. Vanessa's house.Copy !req
572. - Dad—Copy !req
573. - No more gymnastics.Copy !req
574. Let's go.Copy !req
575. - No more gymnastics?Copy !req
576. But I didn't do anything!Copy !req
577. - I said, let's go.Copy !req
578. You knew you was onCopy !req
579. doggone punishment.Copy !req
580. Yeah, unfair punishment.Copy !req
581. It ain't for you to callCopy !req
582. what's fair or unfair.Copy !req
583. That's my job.Copy !req
584. I'm tryin' to protect youCopy !req
585. so you don't make a messCopy !req
586. of your stupid little life.Copy !req
587. You should be in the roomCopy !req
588. studyin', besides bein' at someCopy !req
589. party where there's alcohol.Copy !req
590. First of all, I didn't knowCopy !req
591. there was gonna be drinking.Copy !req
592. That's my point.Copy !req
593. That's my point right there.Copy !req
594. There's a lot of hidden dangersCopy !req
595. out there, Nessa.Copy !req
596. And as you get olderCopy !req
597. and get into high school,Copy !req
598. you're gonna be exposedCopy !req
599. to a lot worse than alcohol.Copy !req
600. I have been exposedCopy !req
601. to a lot worse.Copy !req
602. Or did you forgetCopy !req
603. where I used to live?Copy !req
604. The girl got a good point.Copy !req
605. Damn.Copy !req
606. You know, I don't knowCopy !req
607. what you're so upset about.Copy !req
608. I don't wanna drink.Copy !req
609. It's stupid.Copy !req
610. And, besides,Copy !req
611. nobody onCopy !req
612. the gymnastics team drinks.Copy !req
613. Okay, Nessa.Copy !req
614. I'm gonna hold youCopy !req
615. to your word.Copy !req
616. You can stay onCopy !req
617. the gymnastic team, baby—Copy !req
618. Thank you.Copy !req
619. when your gradesCopy !req
620. get better.Copy !req
621. Grades.Copy !req
622. So she don't wanna study.Copy !req
623. She just wants to do gymnastics.Copy !req
624. Well, that's fine.Copy !req
625. I'll send her to Russia,Copy !req
626. and all the timeCopy !req
627. she ain't studyin'...Copy !req
628. she can spend her timeCopy !req
629. standing in lineCopy !req
630. for toilet paper and bread.Copy !req
631. Oh, who am I kiddin'?Copy !req
632. You just can't sendCopy !req
633. your kids away.Copy !req
634. America, that's it.Copy !req
635. I'm checkin' out.Copy !req
636. No más.Copy !req
637. Adiós.Copy !req
638. I can't take it no more.Copy !req
639. And I'm takin' thatCopy !req
640. doggone piano with me.Copy !req
641. Hey.Copy !req
642. Hey.Copy !req
643. So I guess you don't haveCopy !req
644. to worry about being lateCopy !req
645. for gymnastics practice.Copy !req
646. No kidding.Copy !req
647. Is your dadCopy !req
648. still mad at you?Copy !req
649. He's not speakingCopy !req
650. to me, Vanessa.Copy !req
651. But did you at leastCopy !req
652. try to tell him—Copy !req
653. Vanessa.Copy !req
654. He's not even speaking to me.Copy !req
655. It's like he hates me.Copy !req
656. He told my mom he shouldCopy !req
657. send me off to boarding school.Copy !req
658. So, now do you wannaCopy !req
659. switch families?Copy !req
660. Can I talk to you guysCopy !req
661. for a second?Copy !req
662. I just wantedCopy !req
663. to tell you guys I'm sorry.Copy !req
664. You're sorry?Copy !req
665. I really am.Copy !req
666. I know you guysCopy !req
667. want the best for me.Copy !req
668. We want the best for you, Nessa,Copy !req
669. but you got to wantCopy !req
670. the best for yourself.Copy !req
671. I do.Copy !req
672. That's what you're saying.Copy !req
673. I hear you talkin',Copy !req
674. but talk is cheap.Copy !req
675. - You have to do somethin'.Copy !req
676. - Math is really hard.Copy !req
677. Nessa, I knowCopy !req
678. math is hard.Copy !req
679. Trig is hard.Copy !req
680. Calculus is hard.Copy !req
681. Doing a triple backflipCopy !req
682. is hard.Copy !req
683. But I seen you do it.Copy !req
684. Will you help me?Copy !req
685. Nessa, I'll be gladCopy !req
686. to help you.Copy !req
687. America, I gotCopy !req
688. some exceptional kids.Copy !req
689. Sometimes they just needCopy !req
690. a little push.Copy !req
691. Well, in Nessa's case,Copy !req
692. a big push.Copy !req
693. But it doesn't matter,Copy !req
694. just as long as they get there.Copy !req
695. And you know what?Copy !req
696. They will.Copy !req
697. Why?Copy !req
698. 'Cause they're Macs.Copy !req
699. Take five, Jordan!Copy !req
700. Take five!Copy !req
701. Take a nap.Copy !req
702. Take somethin'.Copy !req
703. Should put that boyCopy !req
704. in Spanish class like baby girl.Copy !req
705. Help me, Spanish.Copy !req
706. How do you—Copy !req
707. Llame el policía.Copy !req
708. That's close enough.Copy !req
709. i¡Llame el policía!Copy !req
710. i¡Llame el policía!Copy !req
711. i¡Llame el policía!Copy !req
712. i¡Llame el policía!Copy !req
713. i¡Llame el policía!Copy !req
714. i¡Llame el policía!Copy !req
715. i¡Llame el policía!Copy !req
716. Think I'll take a lessonCopy !req
717. my damn—Copy !req
718. Let's move on.Copy !req
719. Come on, baby girl.Copy !req
720. We gotta go.Copy !req
721. Yo no voy.Copy !req
722. Yo no voy.Copy !req
723. Yo no voy.Copy !req
724. She said, "I'm not leaving.Copy !req
725. I'm not leaving."Copy !req
726. That's what she said?Copy !req
727. No, baby, I got enough kids.Copy !req
728. Y'all give herCopy !req
729. a tamale or somethin'?Copy !req
730. Baby girl, come here!Copy !req
731. What's wrong?Copy !req
732. Baby girl.Copy !req
733. Come here.Copy !req
734. What's wrong?Copy !req
735. Oh, come on, baby. It's—Copy !req
736. No, Papa!Copy !req
737. No, Papa! No!Copy !req
738. What you mean, "No, Papa—"Copy !req
739. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
740. You're scaring her, man.Copy !req
741. Well, you—Copy !req
742. You got her goin'Copy !req
743. Elian Gonzalez on me.Copy !req