The Ben Stiller Show 1x7

Directed by Troy Miller

Special guest star Rob Morrow joins the cast to introduce several comedy sketches.Sketches include: Counting With Bruce Springsteen Grady's Oats The Grungies Ben Stiller's Wheel Of Filler-Jewish Fly Guys Ben Stiller's Video Diary Of Buildings And Women Grady's Oats Part 2 The Grungies

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1. HEY! HOW YOU DOING? WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

2. I'M BEN STILLER AND THIS WEEK

3. WE'RE IN DOWNTOWN L.A., AND I'M VERY EXCITED

4. BECAUSE MY GOOD FRIEND ROB MORROW,

5. STAR OF NORTHERN EXPOSURE, IS GONNA BE HERE.

6. SO IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.

7. WE GO WAY BACK, THE OLD NEW YORK DAYS.

8. IT'S GOING TO BE FUN. SO I'LL SEE YOU AFTER THIS.

9. HEY, KIDS, IT'S TIME FOR COUNTING WITH BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN.

10. HMM! HAW! HMM!

11. HAAY! HAAY! HAAY!

12. HA! YEAH!

13. ALRIGHT.

14. WHAT DID I GET UP TO?

15. WE'RE BACK, AND I'M REALLY EXCITED 'CAUSE ROB MORROW'S GOING TO BE HERE.

16. ROB MORROW? THAT IS SO COOL. I LOVE HIM.

17. YEAH, HE'S GREAT. HE'S AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE.

18. DO YOU EVER WATCH THAT SHOW?

19. UH, NO. I'VE NEVER, I'VE SEEN PARTS OF IT.

20. I KNOW IT'S GOT A GREAT REPUTATION,

21. BUT I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN—

22. IT'S REALLY GOOD. IT'S REALLY GOOD.

23. YOU AUDITIONED FOR THAT, DIDN'T YOU?

24. UH, I DON'T REMEMBER. IT WAS—

25. YOU KNOW, YOU WENT ON SO MANY AUDITIONS AS AN ACTOR.

26. IT WOULD BE KIND OF HARD TO FORGET THAT.

27. IT'S SUCH A SMASH HIT.

28. RIGHT. WHY DON'T WE GO TO THIS,

29. AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK? I DON'T YOU KNOW YOU GO ON SO MANY—

30. TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T GET THAT.

31. I DON'T REMEMBER IF I AUDITIONED FOR IT.

32. I CAN'T REMEMBER.

33. WHATEVER.

34. I HATE WAKING UP.

35. HEY, GUYS, HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR COFFEE?

36. RARE.

37. THOUGHT SO.

38. WHOA. IT'S MR. ADULT, OUR MANAGER.

39. HEY, BOYS, I HAVE TO TELL YOU,

40. THIS IS THE WORST-LOOKING APARTMENT IN SEATTLE.

41. IT'S A FREAKING WAR ZONE.

42. PEARL JAM, 12:00 HIGH.

43. AAH!

44. OH, BUT WE LIKE IT THIS WAY.

45. LOOK, I DON'T GIVE A FIG HOW YOU LIVE,

46. BUT YOU GUYS BETTER PLAY GREAT TONIGHT.

47. WHY SHOULD WE?

48. I'LL TELL YOU WHY.

49. A TALENT SCOUT FROM PRETENTIOUS ARTISTS RECORDS WILL BE HERE.

50. I HAVE PERSONALLY GUARANTEED HIM

51. THAT THE GRUNGIES ARE SEATTLE'S HOTTEST BAND.

52. I HATE TO INFORM YOU OF THIS, MR. ADULT

53. BUT WE SMASHED OUR INSTRUMENTS

54. AT LAST NIGHT'S ANNUAL SEATTLE GRUNGE-OFF CONCERT.

55. WHAT? LOOK, I DON'T CARE HOW, GET SOME NEW INSTRUMENTS—

56. AND NONE OF THOSE ONSTAGE ANTICS TONIGHT.

57. IF YOU TAKE ONE MORE STAGE DIVE

58. AND BLOW THIS RECORD DEAL,

59. I WILL WHIP THE VERY LIFE OUT OF YOU.

60. I HATE THAT GUY.

61. YEAH, BUT WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

62. I DON'T KNOW.

63. HEY!

64. LET'S ASK TORK.

65. TORK...

66. WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO?

67. HEY, I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

68. LET'S ASK GOO IF WE CAN BORROW HER BAND'S INSTRUMENTS.

69. GOO?

70. YEAH, LIKE IN GOO-GOO GA-GA.

71. GOO GOO GAA GAA.

72. HEY, GIRLS, CHECK OUT WHO'S HERE.

73. IT'S THE LAST-PLACE LOSERS OF THE SEATTLE GRUNGE-OFF.

74. WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY WANT, GOO?

75. MAYBE THEY WANNA BORROW OUR INSTRUMENTS.

76. CAN WE BORROW YOUR INSTRUMENTS?

77. DAMN, GOO, YOU MUST BE PSYCHIC.

78. YOU GUYS CAN JUST FORGET IT.

79. THERE'S NO WAY...

80. OKAY.

81. YOU CAN BORROW THEM FOR ONE NIGHT.

82. BUT IF YOU SMASH THEM,

83. I'LL KICK EACH AND EVERY ONE

84. OF YOUR BUTTS.

85. HEY, WE'RE HERE WITH ROB MORROW.

86. ROB, THANKS FOR COMING ON THE SHOW.

87. MY PLEASURE.

88. GREAT TO HAVE YOU.

89. IT'S BEEN A WHILE. I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU FOR...

90. IT HAS A COUPLE OF, YOU KNOW, I SAW YOU LAST I THINK

91. PROBABLY THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU WAS AT, UH, THE AUDITION,

92. WAS WHEN I WAS AUDITIONING FOR JOEL,

93. AND YOU AUDITIONED FOR JOEL FIRST.

94. FOR NORTHERN EXPOSURE. THAT'S RIGHT. I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

95. I'LL NEVER FORGET BECAUSE I WAS SITTING THERE

96. AND YOU ACTUALLY WENT IN RIGHT BEFORE ME.

97. I THOUGHT, THIS IS GREAT, I GOT 15 MINUTES.

98. I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET THIS PART DOWN. I WAS GOING TO MEMORIZE THE LINES.

99. IT MUST HAVE BEEN, MAYBE LIKE, 15 SECONDS,

100. AND YOU CAME WALKING OUT.

101. IT WAS...

102. YES, IT WAS—

103. I MEAN, I'M SURE YOU DID A GOOD JOB.

104. THEY DECIDED TO GO WITH A WHOLE DIFFERENT PHYSICAL TYPE.

105. NO, NO. I KNOW, 'CAUSE WE'RE NOT, I MEAN, IT WAS

106. JEWISH GUY FROM NEW YORK, DARK-HAIRED—

107. YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOT THAT.

108. NO.

109. RIGHT.

110. WHY DON'T WE GO TO THIS?

111. I GUESS YOU HAD TO WRITE YOUR OWN SHOW, AND NOW YOU..

112. RIGHT. THIS WORKED OUT GREAT.

113. I'M REALLY GLAD I DIDN'T GET IT.

114. IT'S TIME FOR...

115. STILLER'S WHEEL OF FILLER.

116. WHERE THE WHEEL STOPS, THAT'S WHERE THE COMEDY GOES.

117. JEWISH FLY GUYS.

118. YOU KNOW, THIS OLD HOUSE

119. HAS BEEN IN OUR FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS,

120. FOR ABOUT AS LONG AS WE'VE BEEN SERVING

121. GRADY'S OATS INSTANT OATMEAL

122. WITH EVERY BREAKFAST.

123. I LIVE HERE ALL ALONE NOW,

124. JUST LIKE MY UNCLE RAY BEFORE ME.

125. THEY SAY THAT HE USED TO LIKE TO WAIT

126. UNTIL IT WAS REALLY LATE AT NIGHT.

127. THEN HE'D SLIP INTO A PINK TAFFETA GOWN

128. AND FILL HIS PANTIES

129. WITH PIPING HOT GRADY'S OATS INSTANT OATMEAL.

130. THEN HE'D DANCE AROUND THE BACK YARD

131. IN THE MOONLIGHT,

132. STARE INTO THE NEIGHBOR'S WINDOWS,

133. AND TELL FILTHY STORIES TO THEIR ANIMALS.

134. THEY SAY ON A MOONLIT NIGHT

135. YOU CAN STILL SEE HIM OUT THERE DANCING.

136. GRADY'S OATS INSTANT OATMEAL—

137. IT'S A DELICIOUS WAY TO EAT

138. AND A NUTRITIOUS WAY TO LIVE.

139. GRADY'S OATS INSTANT OATMEAL

140. AVAILABLE AT FINE STORES EVERYWHERE.

141. CUT.

142. THIS STUFF IS HARD!

143. IT'S HARD AS A ROCK!

144. IT'S HARDER THAN CHINESE ARITHMETIC!

145. I'M SUPPOSED TO SIT HERE AND EAT HARD OATMEAL?

146. I'LL BE IN MY TRAILER!

147. SOMEBODY GET THE PRODUCER ON THE PHONE.

148. HEY, WE'RE BACK WITH ROB MORROW AND JANEANE.

149. WE'RE JUST KINDA TALKING ABOUT THE OLD DAYS.

150. BOY, I MISS THOSE, MAN. WE HUNG OUT A LOT.

151. THERE WAS DIANE AND YOU AND LISA. WHAT A COUPLE.

152. BEN AND LISA ARE LIKE... THEY'RE SOUL MATES.

153. YOU KNOW WHAT WAS FUNNY? SHE NEVER SAID SHE WAS GONNA COME TO L.A.

154. RIGHT. WE BROKE UP. BROKE UP.

155. YEAH, BUT IT'S GOOD. IT'S REALLY, IT'S BETTER OFF...

156. I JUST NEEDED SOME SPACE. I'M REALLY HAPPY ABOUT IT.

157. SHE'S DATING STEPHEN BALDWIN NOW, RIGHT, BEN?

158. GET OUT OF HERE! I LOVE STEPHEN BALDWIN! NO, NO.

159. CROSSING THE BRIDGE.

160. THIS GUY— ALL THOSE GUYS—

161. THERE'S ALEC AND BILLY AND DANNY.

162. THIS WAS A TALENTED—

163. I WOULDN'T, I MEAN, YOU DON'T LOOK OLD.

164. THERE'S NOTHING. YOU CAN'T COMPARE.

165. I'M TELLING YOU IT'S GOOD. I'M HAPPY THEY'RE DATING.

166. I MEAN, HE'S IN MOVIES, YOU'RE ON A TV SHOW.

167. RIGHT. I'M HAPPY FOR HER.

168. AND EVEN, YOU GOT A MUCH HEAVIER BEARD.

169. DON'T YOU THINK?

170. RIGHT.

171. YEAH.

172. I'M REALLY... YES.

173. YOU HAVE BETTER SIDEBURNS.

174. I'M TOTALLY WELL-ADJUSTED AND HAPPY ABOUT IT.

175. HI. UH...

176. TODAY MY GIRLFRIEND LEFT ME

177. FOR STEPHEN...

178. STUPIDHEAD BALDWIN, AND, UH, SO...

179. SO I'M RECORDING THIS

180. BECAUSE I KNOW THAT SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE

181. I'M GOING TO LAUGH AT HOW DEPRESSED I WAS.

182. I KNOW THAT SOMEWHERE RIGHT NOW IN THE FUTURE

183. I'M WATCHING THIS

184. WITH MY FUTURE WIFE

185. AND... AND BABY,

186. AND, HEY, HI. HEY THERE, ME.

187. HI, BABY STILLER.

188. HOW YOU DOING, HUH?

189. LOOK AT DADDY. HE'S PRETTY SILLY, HUH?

190. HEY... GOT YOUR NOSE.

191. SO, UM...

192. I'M GOING TO RECORD AGAIN

193. IN A OF COUPLE WEEKS,

194. BECAUSE I KNOW I'LL BE LAUGHING.

195. IT'S GOING TO BE FUNNY.

196. STEPHEN BALDWIN!

197. YECCHH!

198. STEPHEN STUPID BALDWIN!

199. I, UH, I THINK

200. I'M GOING TO BE ABLE TO LAUGH SOON.

201. HA.

202. STEPHEN BALDWIN. NO, I'M STEPHEN BALDWIN. WHO ARE YOU?

203. STEPHEN STUPID BALDWIN!

204. OH, HOW COULD STEPHEN BALDWIN!

205. OH, STEPHEN BALDWIN?

206. I FEEL BETTER TODAY

207. BECAUSE I REALIZED WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE,

208. AND SHE'S NO EXCEPTION.

209. WELL, I GOT A DATE TONIGHT WITH A VERY GORGEOUS GIRL.

210. SO, DON'T WAIT UP FOR ME, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

211. BEN STILLER IS BACK!

212. TONIGHT, THE A MAN WELCOMES, SEXY, YOUNG HEARTHROB

213. STEPHEN BALDWIN IN RARE—

214. HEY, LOOK OUT!

215. WOW! I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO BRING IT UP.

216. CLEARLY IT'S-IT'S, UH, I'M SORRY, BUDDY.

217. NO, NO, IT'S OKAY.

218. LOOK, IT'S BEHIND YOU, OBVIOUSLY.

219. YOU'RE THE STAR OF YOUR OWN TV SHOW.

220. YOU'RE THE LAST GUY THAT I'D WORRY ABOUT.

221. I DIDN'T MEAN TO BRING IT UP.

222. BELIEVE ME, IT'S FINE.

223. A LOT OF GIRLS WHO I COULD DEFINITELY...

224. THERE ARE A LOT OF PROSPECTS OUT THERE.

225. THERE'S NOBODY SPECIFIC RIGHT NOW,

226. BUT I DON'T WANT TO TIE MYSELF DOWN.

227. YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME SOMETHING ELSE?

228. SURE. OKAY. I'LL JUST GO TO ANOTHER PIECE.

229. WOMEN. BUILDINGS. SOMETIMES THEY ARE THE SAME THING.

230. I AM NEVER ALONE.

231. WHEREVER I GO IN THE CITY, I'M SURROUNDED BY BUILDINGS,

232. AND WHEREVER I SEE BUILDINGS,

233. THERE I SEE MY WOMEN.

234. AH, THE MUSEUM.

235. THE MUSEUM REMINDS ME OF CHERYL.

236. CHERYL LOVED THE PAINTINGS OF SAD CLOWNS,

237. THE KIND A CHILD COULD DO.

238. IT'S FUNNY. SHE WAS A MASTERPIECE HERSELF.

239. AH, THE OBSERVATORY.

240. SO MANY EVENINGS JANET AND I WOULD WALK ALONG IT'S DECK

241. UNTIL ONE NIGHT I PLAYED A LITTLE JOKE ON HER

242. AND PUSHED HER OVER THE EDGE.

243. I AM THE DEVIL HIMSELF.

244. THE POST OFFICE—

245. I CAN'T HELP THINKING OF VIVIAN,

246. FOR SHE, TOO, HAD A LINE OF CUSTOMERS PACKED UP

247. INTO THE STREET.

248. AND SHE WORKS THERE. HELLO, VIVIAN!

249. HELLO!

250. LAURIE, SUSAN.

251. YES, CLAIRE.

252. AH, YES, THIS APARTMENT BUILDING IT REMINDS ME OF FRANK.

253. I WAS SO DRUNK THAT NIGHT! HELLO, FRANK!

254. I AM NOT ASHAMED, HA HA. SUCH IS LIFE. EH, YES?

255. THE MALL—SO MANY SHOPS,

256. SO MANY WOMEN I AM REMINDED OF!

257. QUICKLY GET ME AWAY BEFORE MY BRAIN EXPLODES!

258. I MUST LEAVE THIS CITY.

259. OH, NO.

260. EVERY TREE REMINDS ME OF A WOMAN!

261. THE GRUNGIES IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY...

262. GRADY'S OATS INSTANT OATMEAL.

263. LOOK AT THIS STUFF—

264. SUGAR. DYE. JUNK.

265. ALL THE SCIENCE IN THE WORLD WON'T HELP YOU

266. WHEN YOU'RE UP AGAINST

267. 100% NATURAL GOODNESS.

268. THE PEOPLE AT GRADY'S OATS INSTANT OATMEAL

269. THEY USE ONLY ALL NATURAL INGREDIENTS—

270. WHOLE GRAINS, RAISINS,

271. TENDER YOUNG OAT BUDS.

272. THE LITTLE OAT BUDS, THEY SAY, "NO, DON'T TAKE ME!

273. I'M SO TENDER!"

274. BUT THEY DO!

275. THEY TAKE THEM AND PUT THEM IN THEIR HANDS.

276. AND THEN THE OAT BUDS GO, "NO! NO!"

277. "YES! WE'RE TAKING YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE TENDER.

278. "WE'RE GOING TO TAKE YOU AND CRUSH YOU,

279. "CRUSH YOU 'CAUSE YOU'RE DIRTY!

280. YOU'RE DIRTY, AND YOU NEED TO BE PUNISHED!"

281. GRADY'S OATS INSTANT OATMEAL—

282. A DELICIOUS WAY TO EAT...

283. AND A NUTRITIOUS WAY TO LIVE.

284. "YOU YELLED AT ME!"

285. "SHUT UP!

286. I SAID SHUT UP!"

287. LAST TIME ON THE GRUNGIES...

288. A TALENT SCOUT FROM PRETENTIOUS ARTISTS RECORDS

289. IS GOING TO BE HERE.

290. I HATE TO INFORM YOU OF THIS, MR. ADULT,

291. BUT WE SMASHED OUR INSTRUMENTS

292. AT LAST NIGHT'S ANNUAL SEATTLE GRUNGE-OFF CONCERT.

293. CAN WE BORROW YOUR INSTRUMENTS?

294. AND NOW THE CONCLUSION OF "CAN WE BORROW YOUR INSTRUMENTS?"

295. HEY, GUYS, I WANT YOU TO MEET JOSH GOLDSILVER, PRETENTIOUS ARTISTS.

296. HEY, I'M A BIG FAN, GUYS.

297. LOVE YOU TO PIECES.

298. LOOK. I AM HIP TO THE WHOLE SEATTLE COFFEEHOUSE,

299. SLAM DANCING, STAGE-DIVING SCHMEGEGGY.

300. WHAT'S THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT?

301. LET ME PUT IT MORE SIMPLY.

302. 50 BIG ONES IN ADVANCE.

303. OH, WE GET IT.

304. WE'LL BE GREAT TONIGHT, MR. SILVERGOLD, SIR.

305. OOH!

306. GOLDSILVER.

307. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, GUYS.

308. DON'T EVER CHANGE.

309. YOU HEAR THAT?

310. DON'T FORGET WHAT I TOLD YOU

311. ABOUT BEING ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR.

312. NO SMASHING. NO DIVING. NO SLAMMING.

313. HEIGH-HO, EVERYBODY,

314. AND WELCOME TO SEATTLE'S VERY OWN CLUB PANTIES.

315. RIGHT NOW I'D LIKE TO BRING ON

316. MY MEAL TICKET FOR THE NEXT CENTURY.

317. GET READY, GET SET FOR THE GRUNGIES!

318. I'M SORRY, JOSH. I TOLD THOSE GOOD-FOR-NOTHING—

319. HEY. WHAT? FORGET IT.

320. THE GRUNGIES GOT THAT HOT-AS-ICE, SPONTANEOUS,

321. WHAT-ROCK-OUGHT-TO-BE FLAVOR.

322. I EAT THEM UP, DIG? THEY GET THE RECORD DEAL.

323. WHAT DID I TELL YOU? THEY'RE THE BEST.

324. SAY, WHERE'S THE 50,000?

325. I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT.

326. I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT.

327. I THOUGHT YOU HAD IT.

328. UH-OH...

329. TORK.

330. MM-MMM.

331. $50,000 WORTH OF CHINESE FOOD.

332. OH, TORK, YOU'RE JUST GOING TO BE HUNGRY AGAIN IN AN HOUR.

333. HEY, WE'RE HERE WITH ROB, AND I WAS JUST THINKING ROB

334. WE GOT TO WORK TOGETHER AGAIN.

335. I'D LOVE TO COME UP AND JUST MAYBE DO SOMETHING ON YOUR SHOW.

336. I WAS THINKING, MAYBE I COULD COME UP

337. AND BE THE DOCTOR WHO REPLACES YOU ONE WEEK.

338. MY ONLY RESERVATION WOULD BE—

339. I MEAN, I WOULD BE INTO IT—

340. BUT I JUST THINK AUDIENCES ARE VERY FICKLE.

341. AND YOU CAN'T CONFUSE THEM.

342. AND WE OBVIOUSLY HAVE THIS, I MEAN, YOU WERE UP FOR THE PART..

343. RIGHT. RIGHT.

344. MY OTHER FEAR IS, I GO TO BAT FOR YOU—

345. YOU WERE A LITTLE NERVOUS.

346. HERE YOU CAN DO— OBVIOUSLY, IT'S YOUR SHOW. YOU CAN..

347. YOU KNOW, OBVIOUSLY THERE'S NO SCRIPT HERE.

348. YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.

349. BUT WE HAVE A TIGHT SCRIPT.

350. IT'S A REAL STRUCTURED SHOW AND...

351. WHAT IF YOU GET NERVOUS? I DON'T KNOW.

352. IT WAS NOT A GOOD DAY FOR ME.

353. WAIT A MINUTE. NO, I'M SORRY.

354. THERE WAS, WE HAVE THIS, UM,

355. WE'RE DOING THIS HUGE PARADE SCENE,

356. AND I SAW THEM AUDITION THESE GUYS.

357. THEY HAD THESE GREAT MASKS. THESE LIKE KABUKI, GIANT...

358. THEY COVER YOUR WHOLE BODY ALMOST.

359. AND YOU COULD, YOU COULD DO THAT.

360. IT'D BE THIS GREAT LITTLE TRIVIA THING.

361. IT'D BE LIKE RYAN O'NEAL IN THE GRADUATE. I LIKE THAT.

362. A KABUKI—YOU DON'T SEE YOUR FACE AT ALL?

363. LET ME JUST—I NEED A LITTLE TIME BY MYSELF.

364. OKAY. THIS KABUKI—

365. GO LIKE THIS.

366. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

367. WHAT?

368. JUST LIKE THIS.

369. LIKE THAT? WOO!

370. ALRIGHT, WELL, THAT'S ABOUT IT. WE'RE OUTTA TIME.

371. I WANT TO THANK MY GUEST ROB MORROW FOR COMING ON THE SHOW.

372. ANYTIME YOU WANT ME TO COME ON YOUR SHOW,

373. YOU KNOW, RETURN THE FAVOR,

374. IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE. I REALLY THINK IT WOULD BE FUN.

375. OKAY, BEN.

376. REALLY. I GOT SOME GREAT IDEAS FOR CHARACTERS.

377. I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WAS LIKE THIS QUID PRO QUO THING, THAT YOU KNOW?

378. NO, NO. I'M JUST SAYING THAT YOU KNOW...

379. DO YOU A FAVOR.

380. I DID YOU A FAVOR.

381. I DON'T MEAN TO— OAKY, I'M SORRY.

382. I JUST THOUGHT IT'D BE COOL.

383. LIKE I COULD BE THAT CRAZY ADAM CHARACTER

384. I COULD BE LIKE HIS ASSISTANT..

385. "HEY, I'M ALAN. I'VE GOT SOME EXTRA EGGS FOR YOU."

386. THERE'S A WHOLE CORPORATE STRUCTURE AND LEGALITIES.

387. PLEASE DON'T EVEN TELL ME THESE IDEAS.

388. I WAS THINKING, JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME—

389. KEEP THINKING, BEN,

390. BUT JUST DON'T GO THROUGH THE CHANNELS.

391. I CAN'T LISTEN TO IT, ALRIGHT?

392. ONE IDEA THOUGH... THE ASTRONAUT GUY—

393. THANKS. GOOD LUCK. NO. IT'S A GOOD SHOW.

394. ROB, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET FREAKED OUT ABOUT IT.

395. I'M JUST, I'M JUST...

396. HE'S GOT TO, I GUESS, UH...

397. THANK YOU, AGAIN.

398. HE CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING.

399. HE'S HOLDING HIS EARS CLOSED.

400. HE'S SCARED.