The Ben Stiller Show 1x9

Hervé Villechaize as Hervé Villechaize

Special guest star Garry Shandling joins the cast to introduce several comedy sketches.Sketches include: Hair Styling With Bruce Woody Allen's Bride Of Frankenstein Club Fredrick Micheal Pheret Cop Stories Bad Twist Ending Theater Manson Ed's Clownwear America's Most Suspicious The Pig Latin Ariety-Vay Ectacular-Spay

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1. OKAY, WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

2. I'M BEN STILLER. I'M HERE WITH JANEANE GAROFALO.

3. GONNA BE HERE THIS WEEK.

4. IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT.

5. AND GENTLEMEN, MEET SERPICO...

6. MEETS BARETTA,

7. DOWN HERE.

8. I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE DOWN HERE.

9. HEY, HEY, HEY, ENOUGH OF YOUR ATTITUDE, OKAY?

10. WITH ANY LOOK WE WANT.

11. WHY DON'T WE JUST GO TO THE FIRST FILM, OKAY?

12. WHO ARE YOU?

13. I DON'T KNOW.

14. I'M ALLOWED TO WEAR A LEATHER JACKET, THOUGH,

15. BEHIND ME.

16. SWELTERING HOT OUT HERE,

17. BUT WE'RE

18. AND HIS GANG.

19. DUTCH TILT? IS HE A GANGSTER?

20. IS HERE. I HAVE TO GO.

21. ALRIGHT. WELL...

22. HI. I'M DANIEL DAY-LEWIS.

23. AND THOSE OF YOU WHO'VE

24. FROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER.

25. RUNNING UP HILLS, RUNNING ACROSS FIELDS,

26. THROUGH RIVERS, RUNNING, RUNNING, AND MORE RUNNING!

27. FOR ALL THIS RUNNING, YOU ASK?

28. THE ANSWER IS THIS.

29. THE MOHICAN MASTER 2000.

30. A LIGHT WARM-UP,

31. "CHASED BY BEARS."

32. WORKOUT, I MOVE ON TO

33. "PURSUED BY FLESH-EATING HURON TRIBESMEN."

34. AEROBIC TRAINING,

35. "SURROUNDED BY DRUNKEN YANKEE TRADERS WITH MUSKETS."

36. AAH!

37. WOW.

38. YOUR TRIBAL TATTOOS.

39. TO SURVIVE,

40. CAME TO CROSS-TRAINING,

41. SO COME ON! WAITING FOR?

42. A MASTER.

43. THE "I CAN"

44. THIS MOHICAN.

45. THE MOHICAN MASTER 2000. GET YOURS TODAY.

46. GOES WRONG ON THE TREADMILL,

47. STAY ON!

48. DO NOT GET OFF!

49. I WILL COME.

50. NO MATTER WHAT OCCURS, I WILL FIX IT.

51. THAT'S MY PERSONAL GUARANTEE TO YOU.

52. AND FOR A LIMITED TIME,

53. JAZZERCISE WITH WOLVES,

54. KEVIN COSTNER.

55. OKAY, FEEL YOURSELVES SCALPING THAT WEIGHT AWAY.

56. SCALP IT OFF!

57. SCALP IT OFF!

58. IN KENTUCKY.

59. HEY, WELCOME BACK.

60. AND WE'RE HERE WITH OUR GUEST CLARA.

61. VERY EXCITED TO HAVE YOU HERE. TODAY, CLARA?

62. FINE.

63. YOU LOOK GREAT.

64. THAT'S A VERY NICE TATTOO YOU'VE GOT.

65. THE PEOPLE YOUR TATTOO?

66. LOOK AT THAT.

67. WELL, WE'LL GET A SHOT OF THAT LATER.

68. OH, BY THE WAY, CLARA'S DAD FLEA IS HERE, ALSO.

69. HOW YOU DOING?

70. I'M FEELING ALRIGHT.

71. I'M JUST, YOU KNOW, HANGING ON CLARA'S COATTAILS,

72. A LITTLE OF THE GLAMOUR.

73. I KNOW.

74. WELL, I THINK US ALL, DOESN'T SHE?

75. TO KEEP ME IN LINE.

76. SHE SAYS, "PAPA,

77. "ON THESE

78. "AND PEOPLE JUST

79. "AND LOOKING GOOD

80. "AND ALL THIS DISGUSTING STUFF,"

81. SHE SAYS, "ALWAYS

82. JOHN COLTRANE."

83. THAT'S WORDS TO LIVE BY.

84. WORDS TO LIVE BY.

85. ALRIGHT, LET'S GO TO THIS.

86. LOOK AT THAT TATTOO. THERE IT IS.

87. LOOK AT THAT TATTOO!

88. OH! SHE'S A COY ONE.

89. IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE IN L.A.,

90. McLANE

91. WITH HIS WIFE.

92. CALIFORNIA.

93. EVERYONE ON THE FLOOR!

94. MACH SCHNELL!

95. ATTENTION, SHOPPERS...

96. FOR THE NEXT 10 MINUTES,

97. $2 MILLION

98. FOR YOUR LIVES.

99. DO SVIDANIYA AND CIAO!

100. IS THIS GUY FROM?

101. THEY'RE AS BRILLIANT...

102. AS THEY ARE RUTHLESS.

103. CHRISTMAS COUPONS.

104. EAT ME.

105. BON APPETIT, MR. WHIPPLE.

106. BUT HE'S VERY CUNNING.

107. FIND HIM!

108. PAPER OR PLASTIC, YOU SON OF A—

109. THEY SAY LIGHTNING CAN'T STRIKE TWELVE TIMES...

110. BUT DON'T TELL HIM.

111. HEY, FELLAS, GOT TO EAT YOUR GREENS!

112. IS THIS GUY?

113. WHO ARE YOU?

114. YOU'RE VERY ANNOYING.

115. I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, PAL...

116. THAT'S WHAT THE PEOPLE PAY TO SEE.

117. BRUCE WILLIS.

118. HA HA! HEH HEH HEH HEH!

119. SECTION, MISTER!

120. WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING HERE, COMPARISON SHOPPING?

121. THINK HE'S DOING?

122. HIS JOB!

123. I'M IN CHARGE HERE!

124. SCUM-CHECK, AISLE 6.

125. HE'S ALONE!

126. HE'S TIRED!

127. IS ROTTEN!

128. THE BATHROOM IS LOCKED.

129. UHH!

130. AND HE'S RUNNING OUT OF ONE-LINERS!

131. THINK, DAMN IT, THINK!

132. UH...

133. SORRY TO PICK ON YOU GUYS.

134. HEH.

135. YEAH.

136. GROWS TIRESOME,

137. MR. BAD BOY!

138. YABBA-DABBA-DOO, DOOBIE-DABBA.

139. SHUT UP!

140. "COME TO THE STORE. WE'LL GO SHOPPING.

141. WE'LL GET A CHRISTMAS TURKEY."

142. DIE HARD 12.

143. DIE HUNGRY.

144. SO MANY TIMES?

145. BRUCE WILLIS. DIE HARD 12.

146. TO THEATERS EVERYWHERE.

147. OKAY, WE'RE BACK, AND WE'RE TALKING

148. AND CLARA'S DAD FLEA CHILI PEPPERS.

149. HOW'S IT GOING?

150. I'M FEELING ALRIGHT.

151. I'M THINKING ABOUT IN A GAME OF BASKETBALL SHORTLY.

152. YOU CAN TRY. WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

153. THAN GUYS FROM L.A. AT BASKETBALL.

154. YOU ON YOUR OWN SHOW.

155. WELL, THE TATTOO INTIMIDATION FACTOR MIGHT PLAY A PART. BUT I DON'T KNOW.

156. CLARA, WHAT DO YOU THINK? IS A GOOD BALLPLAYER?

157. YEAH?

158. AM I PRETTY GOOD?

159. CLARA, WHO'S THE BEST IN THE WORLD?

160. WHO'S THE BEST IN THE WHOLE WORLD?

161. SHE'S POINTING TO HIM. OKAY.

162. I THINK YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT BIASED, OKAY? 'CAUSE HE'S YOUR DAD.

163. WE'LL SEE. I'M NOT BALLPLAYER OR ANYTHING.

164. WHY DON'T WE JUST GO TO THIS, ALRIGHT?

165. I'M NOT CLAIMING TO BE GREAT, EITHER,

166. BUT I'M ONLY GOOD AT POKING PEOPLE IN THE EYE, TRIPPING, HAIR PULLING...

167. "HEY, LOOK OVER THERE."

168. OKAY, I CAN PLAY THAT GAME, TOO, MY FRIEND. TWO CAN PLAY THAT ONE.

169. HOW DOES THIS WORK?

170. HEY, BE GENTLE WITH THAT.

171. I'M SORRY.

172. A PAID ADVERTISEMENT.

173. AND NOW, A SPECIAL MESSAGE

174. WITH TONY BOBBINS.

175. HI, MY NAME IS DAVID CASSIDY,

176. AND I'M ABOUT

177. CHANGE YOUR LIFE.

178. MY GIRLFRIEND DUMPED ME,

179. THAT I'M A HUGE STAR

180. YOUNG AND HANDSOME.

181. ANYWAY, THE POINT IS,

182. THEN I MET TONY BOBBINS.

183. YOU KNOW, WHEN A GIRL BREAKS UP WITH YOU,

184. IT'S LIKE YOU'RE AN INSECT OR SOMETHING. YOU'RE A FLY AND SHE'S RIPPED OFF YOUR WINGS.

185. GIVE YOU THE TOOLS YOU'LL NEED TO GROW THOSE WINGS BACK,

186. TEACH YOU TO FLY AGAIN,

187. YOUR NOXIOUS SALIVA.

188. THAT'S WHAT THE LET GO CLINIC IS ALL ABOUT.

189. TONY, WHAT EXACTLY DO THE ESTEEM COACHES AT YOUR CENTER DO?

190. GOOD QUESTION.

191. YOU KNOW, AFTER MY FIFTH WIFE LEFT ME,

192. AN 8-BY-10-FOOT STUDIO APARTMENT,

193. 300 POUNDS OVERWEIGHT,

194. EATING DOG FOOD,

195. AND I'M OVER 7 FEET TALL, SO THAT DOESN'T PAINT A PRETTY PICTURE.

196. I MEAN, I'D REALLY HIT BOTTOM.

197. THEN I THOUGHT, "WOULDN'T IT BE FIX MY LIFE FOR ME,"

198. SO THAT'S WHAT I'VE DONE.

199. REALLY?

200. TAINTED ENVIRONMENT.

201. THE PINK-HAIRED TROLL DOLL?

202. OH, MY GOD!

203. CODE BLUE! CODE BLUE!

204. IS IN THE CAGE!

205. REPEAT, THE POSSUM'S IN THE CAGE!

206. WE GOT A LIVE ONE HERE!

207. COME ON, GET THE MASK ON!

208. AND COLD PIZZA!

209. ON THIS!

210. NO!

211. LOVE, AMERICAN STYLE.

212. PRETTY TOUGH MEDICINE.

213. PHYSICAL THERAPY.

214. WE GET YOU

215. RELATIONSHIP.

216. OH, MY GOD!

217. ONTO SOMETHING.

218. YOU KNOW, JUST BECAUSE I

219. THAT I'M CAPABLE

220. HUMAN RELATIONSHIP.

221. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WAS OBSESSED FOR 21 YEARS

222. I EVER KISSED,

223. RECONDITIONING ME,

224. ON WITH MY LIFE.

225. MY NOXIOUS SALIVA.

226. THANKS, TONY.

227. OKAY, NOW YOU'VE ASSOCIATED

228. THINK ABOUT HER.

229. WHAT NEXT?

230. NOW'S THE PART I LIKE BEST.

231. HERE'S WHERE THE ADVENTURE BEGINS.

232. WE GET YOU TO USE TO BUILD YOURSELF UP AGAIN.

233. NO! NO!

234. WHO WANTS SOME CAKE?

235. OHH... YES.

236. TONY, WHAT WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOUR PERSONAL KEY TO SUCCESS?

237. WITH MY TEETH,

238. AND YOU PAY ME MONEY.

239. TONY, ARE YOU THE DEVIL?

240. I AM NOT EVIL. I AM NOT THE DEVIL.

241. HAH! HAH!

242. HAH!

243. HAH!

244. YOU'VE SEEN INTERVIEWED

245. DeCARLO WHO

246. DID IT FOR FREE,

247. IN THE MORNING.

248. AND I WAS KINDA TIRED. I WASN'T WORKING THAT WEEK.

249. SORT OF DISORIENTED, TOO. I DON'T KNOW.

250. STREET ALL THE TIME AND SAY,

251. "HOW DARE YOU TAKE MONEY FROM

252. TO MAKE THEM HAPPY?"

253. AND I HAVE TO LAUGH,

254. BECAUSE WASN'T IT WORTH

255. ONE PERSON HAPPY,

256. ONE PERSON IS ME?

257. HAH!

258. SO COME ON. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

259. AND EMBRACE ME!

260. BY THE WAY, I'M NOT OF THE LET GO CLINIC,

261. I'M ALSO ITS FIRST MEMBER.

262. ALRIGHT, WE'RE HERE WITH FLEA,

263. AND WE'RE GOING FRIENDLY OF ONE-ON-ONE.

264. IT'S GONNA BE REALLY FRIENDLY.

265. VERY FRIENDLY.

266. IT'S GONNA BE SO FRIENDLY.

267. WHAT I'M GOING TO DO TO YOU IS DISGUSTING.

268. IT'S TERRIFYING. IT'S FRIGHTENING. I MEAN, IT'S REALLY HORRIFIC.

269. IT'S GOING

270. WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND.

271. IT'S GONNA BE—

272. OKAY. ALRIGHT.

273. I GOT AN IDEA. WHY DON'T WE MAKE IT INTERESTING?

274. WHY DON'T WE PUT A LITTLE WAGER ON THE GAME, OKAY?

275. IF I WIN, YOU GUYS HAVE TO PLAY ON THE SHOW.

276. THE SHOW LIVE, ALRIGHT?

277. ALRIGHT. IF YOU WIN, WILL PLAY THE BEN STILLER SHOW.

278. BUT IF I WIN, WHICH WILL MOST CERTAINLY BE THE CASE,

279. OKAY.

280. UNDULATING WILDLY.

281. OKAY. ALRIGHT. THAT'S IT.

282. IT'LL PROBABLY RUIN YOUR ENTIRE CAREER,

283. AND YOU'LL MARRY YOUR COUSIN.

284. OKAY. YOU CAN TAKE THE BALL OUT FIRST.

285. FAITH IN THIS.

286. YAAH! HE SCORES!

287. WHY DON'T WE JUST GO TO A FILM, OKAY?

288. WE'LL GO TO A FILM. WE'LL BE BACK AFTER THIS.

289. YOUR NAME.

290. I MEAN, YOUR NAME IS FABULOUS.

291. AND YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL. I'M GLAD I MET YOU.

292. MAKES MY NIGHT.

293. EXCUSE ME.

294. YOU'RE HERVE VILLECHAIZE.

295. THAT'S RIGHT.

296. YOU PLAYED TATTOO, RIGHT?

297. YEAH, RIGHT.

298. YOU BLOW ME AWAY.

299. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

300. NO, NO, I'M TELLING YOU WHAT YOU DO, IT'S REALLY UNBELIEVABLE.

301. I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT.

302. NO, NO, NO.

303. I'M TELLING YOU, I

304. BELL, AND THE THREE-PIECE SUIT—

305. I LOVE IT.

306. I REALLY RESPECT IT.

307. IT'S GOT A VERY SPECIAL CENTER TO IT. I THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

308. THANKS.

309. DO ME A FAVOR. GIVE ME ONE, HUH?

310. GIVE YOU WHAT?

311. YOU DON'T WANNA HEAR IT.

312. COME ON, JUST ONE.

313. WE WANT TO HEAR IT. COME ON. RIGHT?

314. COME ON. DO IT.

315. ALRIGHT.

316. THE PLANE! THE PLANE!

317. HA HA HA. THAT'S GREAT.

318. THAT'S WONDERFUL. THAT'S AMAZING.

319. ALRIGHT, NOW SAY, "WELCOME TO FANTASY ISLAND."

320. THAT'S NOT MY LINE.

321. COME ON. DO IT ANYWAY.

322. NO!

323. NO. NO. NO.

324. WHERE ARE WE? WELCOME TO WHERE?

325. FANTASY ISLAND?

326. NO, HERVE, WHERE ARE WE, HUH? WHERE ARE WE?

327. I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE. WELCOME TO WHERE, HUH?

328. WELCOME TO WHERE?

329. FANTASY ISLAND.

330. THIS IS AMAZING—I'M GETTING TRANSPORTED BACK,

331. IT'S LIKE I'M

332. AND YOU'RE GIVING ME CHAMPAGNE.

333. MY WIFE LOVES YOU. HAS A CRUSH ON YOU.

334. DO ME A FAVOR. GO BUY HER A DRINK, HUH?

335. DO WHAT?

336. COME ON.

337. BUY HER A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE. IT'LL BLOW HER AWAY.

338. I CAN'T DO THAT.

339. NO, NO, NO, COME ON, DO IT.

340. IT'S NOT RIGHT.

341. HERVE, DO IT.

342. HERVE, DO IT FOR ME. COME ON, ONE DRINK.

343. DO IT.

344. HERVE.

345. DO IT.

346. DO IT.

347. COME ON, DO IT.

348. NO, IT HURTS ME.

349. JUST DON'T KEEP SCRATCHING.

350. BECAUSE IT'LL NEVER HEAL.

351. I'M NOT GONNA SCRATCH IT. IT'S GONNA SCAB.

352. HI.

353. OH, MY GOD!

354. IT'S HERVE VILLECHAIZE!

355. WELL, I WAS WONDERING...

356. CAN I BUY YOU A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE?

357. OF CHAMPAGNE!

358. AND MARCH RIGHT OUT OF HERE!

359. THAT'S WONDERFUL.

360. BUT NO, THANK YOU, DARLING. I'M ON PRITIKIN.

361. NO, INSIST. COME ON.

362. I INSIST. HAVE A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE WITH ME.

363. OH, NO, THANK YOU, DOLL. I'M NOT DRINKING THIS WEEK.

364. NO, NO, NO, SERIOUSLY...

365. BEG HER.

366. DO IT.

367. OF CHAMPAGNE WITH ME, PLEASE.

368. UH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

369. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? DIDN'T WANT A DRINK.

370. WHAT?

371. NO, NO, NO, COME ON, BEAT IT.

372. NO, NO, NO, SERIOUSLY, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

373. HEY, SHORT STUFF, YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME? THEN GET OUTTA HERE.

374. YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR MIND. YOU'RE CRAZY!

375. NOW—NO BUTS. HIT THE ROAD, JACK.

376. ALRIGHT!

377. THANK YOU, DOLL. THAT WAS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.

378. HOLLYWOOD TYPES.

379. THEY COME HERE, THEY THINK THEY RULE THE WORLD.

380. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT'S ABOUT.

381. HIT ON ME ENOUGH.

382. THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE A VERY LOVELY LADY.

383. OH, MAURY!

384. HEY, HERE'S TO YOU.

385. YOU'RE AMAZING.

386. NO, NO, NO, NO...

387. YOU'RE AMAZING.

388. IT'S TIME ONCE AGAIN FOR

389. STARRING AMERICA'S FAVORITE ANSWER MAN CHARLES MANSON!

390. OF SYOSSET, NEW YORK,

391. WHO WRITES, "DEAR MR. MANSON, ON MY 1954 CHEVY

392. A HISSING SOUND?"

393. SSSS! HISS! HISS! HISS!

394. THAT'S MY SOUND. THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME.

395. I'M OUT THERE. I'M INSIDE YOUR MUFFLER.

396. YOU DON'T LIKE IT, BUT THAT'S TOO LATE!

397. I ALREADY GOT INSIDE! I DON'T SHUT UP!

398. THEY TRY TO SHUT ME UP,

399. BUT I'M A BIG MOUTH LIKE MARTHA RAYE.

400. I'M A BING CROSBY FAN, I'M NOT A BEATLE FAN.

401. I GOT FRIENDS OUT THERE, THEY GOT ICE PICKS AND THEY'RE—

402. WHEN YOU HEAR ME, YOU'D BETTER—

403. GEEOCK MICKLAH DOOGAH!

404. I'D CHECK YOUR MUFFLER'S SEAL.

405. HAPPY CHILDREN'S TOYS.

406. THAT'S NOT FAIR. SHE'S GOT—

407. UH-OH.

408. OH, OUT OF BOUNDS! OUT OF BOUNDS!

409. IT'S ALRIGHT, I GOT IT. I GOT IT.

410. ALRIGHT, CLARA, PLAN B! PLAN B!

411. PLAN B! GET THOSE HANDS UP!

412. WHOO!

413. OH! OH, MY GOD!

414. ALRIGHT. WE'LL BE BACK.

415. LUCKY SHOT. WE GOT HIM.

416. I DON'T LIKE HOW ROUGH YOU PLAY, OKAY?

417. WITH YOU. OOH!

418. CLARA, I TOLD YOU PLAN B!

419. I TOLD YOU PLAN B, CLARA, NOT PLAN B-3.

420. HEY, FAMILY, MOMMY'S HOME.

421. UH, DORIS, I KILLED THE KIDS.

422. NOT NOW, SKANK. THE ICE CREAM'S MELTING.

423. I'M NOT KIDDING. THEY WERE DRIVING ME NUTS!

424. OH, NO!

425. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, MOM!

426. OH-HO-HO!

427. OOH! OH, YOU GUYS!

428. HAPPY 10th ANNIVERSARY, SWEETHEART.

429. OHH...

430. LET'S PARTY!

431. I FORGOT THE CHIPS.

432. UH-OH!

433. ON OUR ANNIVERSARY?

434. SKANK, IT MUST'VE SLIPPED MY MIND.

435. DON'T YOU LOVE ME?

436. SKANK, I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!

437. I'M LEAVING!

438. DAD!

439. STINKIN' TRAP!

440. DON'T GO!

441. AH, YOU'RE JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER!

442. SO HOW DOES THIS WORK, GIRLS?

443. DO I PAY YOU NOW OR IN TWO MINUTES?

444. SKANK... YOU'RE HOME?

445. OH, HELLO, DORIS. HOW ARE THE KIDS?

446. WHO'S THIS, SWEETIE, YOUR SISTER?

447. WHOA!

448. I'LL TELL YOU WHO I AM, LADY—

449. I AM THIS MAN'S WIFE,

450. "TILL DEATH DO US PART"

451. I MEANT IT!

452. OH, SKANK, CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME?

453. OH, YOU BET, SWEETIE.

454. NOW LET'S GET YOUR

455. AND SPIT IT UP THERE!

456. SORRY, GIRLS.

457. I WON'T BE CHEATING ON MY WIFE TODAY.

458. DORIS, IF THERE'S ONE THING I LEARNED,

459. IT'S THAT SEX WHEN IT'S FREE—

460. UH, WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE, OF COURSE.

461. OH, I SHOULD JUST SHUT MY STINKIN' TRAP!

462. WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET ME SHUT IT FOR YOU?

463. AND THE LET GO CLINIC.

464. AND NOW, ANOTHER WORD FROM TONY.

465. YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS 13 YEARS OLD, MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME,

466. AND I WAS DEVASTATED.

467. I PUT ON 75 POUNDS

468. AND I JUMPED UP FROM 6'1" TO 7'2" WITHIN A WEEK.

469. I WAS A FREAK! NO ONE WOULD TALK TO ME.

470. MY PARENTS DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO SEE ME.

471. AND I REALIZED THAT I'D

472. I WOULD HAVE IN MY LIFE.

473. NOW I'M A GIANT

474. RULE THE WORLD.

475. I AM KING, AND I WILL HYPNOTIZE YOU.

476. LOOK AT MY TEETH. THEY RULE YOU.

477. THE BEN STILLER SHOW.

478. ALRIGHT, FLEA, COME ON!

479. ALRIGHT! WHOO!

480. ALRIGHT—SO WE'RE HERE, IT'S 10-6, FLEA'S WINNING BY A COUPLE OF POINTS.

481. ALRIGHT, GO! COME ON!

482. YOU GOT, MAN!

483. OOH! I'M READY! I'M READY!

484. I DIDN'T EVEN THAT ONE, MAN.

485. COME ON! COME HERE!

486. OH, IT'S A STEAL!

487. IT'S A STEAL! OH!

488. ALRIGHT, IT'S GAME.

489. OKAY.

490. NICE JOB, FLEA.

491. NICE GAME, AND, UH, I'M SORRY.

492. BEN HAS TO GET NAKED!

493. I'M REALLY SORRY YOU WITH THIS NOW.

494. GO THROUGH WITH WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

495. WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

496. I'M TALKING ABOUT THIS.

497. TALKING ABOUT WHAT? THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT.

498. YOU'RE GOING TO

499. BOULEVARD.

500. THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. I DON'T DO THAT.

501. SEE, I DO A LITTLE COMEDY SHOW.

502. I DON'T DO THAT!

503. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, OKAY?

504. ME IN THE EYE

505. ON THE BET?

506. I'M-I'M-I'M NOT...

507. I GOT TO GO. I'LL SEE YOU.

508. OKAY...

509. YOU KNOW, LAUGHING LEADS TO CRYING.

510. AND YOU

511. KEEP YOUR KNIVES SHARP!

512. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO...

513. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. NO.

514. CUT.

515. MARKER.