1. Hello. How you doing?
I'm Ben Stiller.Copy !req
2. Welcome to the show.Copy !req
3. It's 95 degrees,
it's the middle of winter...Copy !req
4. I'm in California, I'm
wearing a jacket.Copy !req
5. I'm a walking contradiction.Copy !req
6. I don't know what's going on.
Garry Shandling's gonna be here.Copy !req
7. It'll be lots of fun.
Why don't you watch this now?Copy !req
8. It's time for
Hair Styling with Bruce.Copy !req
9. Today's guest is Gary Coleman.Copy !req
10. Gary, you got a great head of
hair. You know that?Copy !req
11. That was the thing I noticed
on Diff'rent Strokes.Copy !req
12. - Thanks.
- No, I mean it.Copy !req
13. I got tapes of all the shows.
It was interesting.Copy !req
14. Willis' hair,
it got a lot biggerCopy !req
15. in the second season, you know?Copy !req
16. Really?Copy !req
17. Your hair,
seemed to get smaller.Copy !req
18. What was that all about?
That was theCopy !req
19. best thing about
Diff'rent Strokes...Copy !req
20. is watching your hair
in that show.Copy !req
21. Interesting.Copy !req
22. Hey, mind if I take a piece
of your hair?Copy !req
23. - Yes.
- All right. You know—Copy !req
24. It's no problem.
Really, it's okay.Copy !req
25. So this is some crazy weather
we're having, huh?Copy !req
26. Yeah, this is crazy weather
we're having.Copy !req
27. In the tradition of Francis
Ford Coppola's Dracula...Copy !req
28. comes another re-envisioned
horror classic.Copy !req
29. No, no. You can't teach
hieroglyphics, you know.Copy !req
30. Either you know it or you don't.Copy !req
31. Gabe, you're too critical.Copy !req
32. You want everyone to be
Aleister Crowley or Nostradamus.Copy !req
33. No, that's crazy.Copy !req
34. I hope I can talk them out
of doing that human sacrifice.Copy !req
35. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
36. - Hi.
- I'm sorry we're late.Copy !req
37. You look wonderful. Your hair!Copy !req
38. They're doing something
to that moat on 80th.Copy !req
39. They're always working on it.Copy !req
40. Frank and I have
an announcement to make.Copy !req
41. What? You don't want me
to do this now?Copy !req
42. - No, it's no big deal.
- Frank and I are splitting up.Copy !req
43. - You're what?
- What happened?Copy !req
44. - Did something happen?
- It's fine.Copy !req
45. You know, when Frank and Judy
split up, I was...Copy !req
46. - ... you know, I was shocked. I—
- We were devastated.Copy !req
47. I said to him,
"Frank, what are you thinking?Copy !req
48. - She was made for you."
- Literally.Copy !req
49. So are you two getting along?Copy !req
50. It's wonderful. She's
a wonderful girl, you know.Copy !req
51. She wraps me up, you know...Copy !req
52. puts me to sleep, and I take
a nap for 1000 years.Copy !req
53. We're very happy.Copy !req
54. - Rain.
- Professor Ramses, hi.Copy !req
55. Hi.Copy !req
56. Is something wrong with my
assignment?Copy !req
57. Oh, no. It was wonderful.
It was great.Copy !req
58. It was one of the most
horrifying cursesCopy !req
59. I've ever read.Copy !req
60. - Oh, am I blushing?
- No.Copy !req
61. 'Cause your approbation
means so much to me.Copy !req
62. I haven't been that frightenedCopy !req
63. since I saw the colorized
version of Casablanca.Copy !req
64. - You know.
- Stop it.Copy !req
65. I mean, it's nothing
compared to your work.Copy !req
66. That line you had about:
"Blood is thicker than water...Copy !req
67. only it goes down
a lot smoother."Copy !req
68. I think that's brilliant.Copy !req
69. - My knees were knocking.
- But I mean, you:Copy !req
70. "And your skin will
crawl with insects.Copy !req
71. And your brain will
boil and consume you.Copy !req
72. And you'll drown
in your own blood."Copy !req
73. - I mean, it's just incredible.
- I'm touched.Copy !req
74. I know I have no right
to ask this,Copy !req
75. but do you think
I could read the curse...Copy !req
76. - ... you're working on now?
- It's very rough at the moment.Copy !req
77. You know, it's more of a hex.Copy !req
78. It's not so much terrifying
as it is insulting.Copy !req
79. I met a great woman.
She's fun, she's energetic.Copy !req
80. Want to know the best part?
I scare the hell out of her.Copy !req
81. You seem calmer.Copy !req
82. She's got me drinking
these teas.Copy !req
83. I didn't realize,
but I was unbalanced.Copy !req
84. My fluids were unbalanced,
and she's got meCopy !req
85. drinking herbal teas.Copy !req
86. It's crazy, wacky stuff,
but it works.Copy !req
87. I love Judy, but this is
what I needed.Copy !req
88. Hey, Gabe, listen, I want you
to meet Christine.Copy !req
89. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
90. She's really turning
my life around.Copy !req
91. No, you don't.
He's on this vegan diet.Copy !req
92. Look, honey,
it's time for your fiber shake.Copy !req
93. - Bye.
- Yeah.Copy !req
94. For this you broke up
with Judy?Copy !req
95. What, she's wonderful,
isn't she?Copy !req
96. She's great. She's young.
We have fun.Copy !req
97. How old is she, then, 25?Copy !req
98. - Yeah.
- You're 150, Frank.Copy !req
99. She likes discos.
You get frightenedCopy !req
100. if someone lights a match
in the room.Copy !req
101. She's not even one of us.
She's alive.Copy !req
102. Exactly. She's alive, vibrant.Copy !req
103. She holds on to my bolts
when we do it. It's great.Copy !req
104. Your IQ took a nosedive right
down to your shoes there.Copy !req
105. I'm sick of listening to your
mortal junk. Get in the car.Copy !req
106. - Why?
- Get in the car.Copy !req
107. Why do I have
to do what you say?Copy !req
108. Because you're Frankenstein?Copy !req
109. And for the last time,
I'm not Frankenstein.Copy !req
110. I'm Frankenstein's monster!
Now get in the car!Copy !req
111. No! Help! There's a monster
trying to kill me!Copy !req
112. You infant! Come on.
Get in the car.Copy !req
113. Oh, great!
This is just great.Copy !req
114. Hey, you got it all wrong.
Just give me some space here.Copy !req
115. Would you calm down?
Would you just calm down?Copy !req
116. You're getting me
very angry here.Copy !req
117. No. No, wait. Wait. I didn't—
What the hell am I doing?Copy !req
118. I miss Judy.Copy !req
119. What brought you two
back together?Copy !req
120. I'd have to say, you know...Copy !req
121. it was the whole
townspeople thing.Copy !req
122. I'm there ripping
this guy's head off...Copy !req
123. and I'm thinking, you knowCopy !req
124. I got this great woman
waiting for me.Copy !req
125. What am I doing? Frank, you're
starting to screw up.Copy !req
126. Do you mind if I light a torch
and wave it at you?Copy !req
127. Yes, I mind. What are you doing?
Don't start with that. Yes.Copy !req
128. You want to die?Copy !req
129. So, what about
the whole sexual thing?Copy !req
130. - It's...
- Unresolved.Copy !req
131. It's, you know,
when two people are...Copy !req
132. When you have two bodies
that are sewn together...Copy !req
133. there are gonna be
certain pieces—Copy !req
134. - You make compromises.
- All pieces don't fit sometimes.Copy !req
135. You know what
the funny thing is?Copy !req
136. It works.Copy !req
137. You figure out a way
to make it work.Copy !req
138. - Absolutely.Copy !req
139. You know, life is painful.Copy !req
140. You hurt people, and,
you know, people hurt you.Copy !req
141. And the worst part of it is,
you live forever.Copy !req
142. Is this interview over? I've got
to get back to the tomb.Copy !req
143. There's been a series
of grave robberies,Copy !req
144. and I'm worried about my stuff.Copy !req
145. One of the great things
about doing this show isCopy !req
146. we go and shoot on location.Copy !req
147. Due to the immense popularity
of The Ben Stiller Show...Copy !req
148. it's difficult for us
to get out withoutCopy !req
149. being hounded
by lots of people...Copy !req
150. as you can see.
It kind of becomes difficult.Copy !req
151. No privacy anymore.Copy !req
152. What we did was, we hired
a security guard, Alex...Copy !req
153. who's here to make
sure nothing goes wrong...Copy !req
154. and we can do
our job smoothly.Copy !req
155. Wait a minute. I know you.Copy !req
156. - You're "the Man."
- No, no.Copy !req
157. You here to break
somebody's spirit?Copy !req
158. Smash the marketplace!Copy !req
159. No, Janeane.Copy !req
160. Another scam perpetrated
by the Man.Copy !req
161. He's just a paid security guard.Copy !req
162. He's here to ruin our show
and censor us.Copy !req
163. You in cahoots with the FCC?Copy !req
164. She's just had
a lot of caffeine.Copy !req
165. She hangs out
in coffeehouses a lot.Copy !req
166. She's one of those hipsters
who hangs out in coffeehouses.Copy !req
167. I'm not walking anymore.
I'm out.Copy !req
168. All right. It's me and Alex.Copy !req
169. If you get mobbed,
you're on your own.Copy !req
170. Alex, watch my back.Copy !req
171. The Ben Stiller Show.
Yeah.Copy !req
172. Shooting The Ben Stiller Show.Copy !req
173. It's time to work it out on
Club Fredrick.Copy !req
174. Welcome to Club Fredrick'sCopy !req
175. One Minute Work It On Out
2-3-4.Copy !req
176. I'm here to tell you
that working it on out...Copy !req
177. and giving it
all you got, 6-7-8,Copy !req
178. is for young and old alike.Copy !req
179. Here to prove it is
the unflappableCopy !req
180. goddess of fitness, Endora.Copy !req
181. Watch it, you're liable
to give a manCopy !req
182. a permanent injury, 2-3-4.Copy !req
183. Also joining us at the other end
of the speciesCopy !req
184. is an ordinary guy...Copy !req
185. like you folks at home,
only much older.Copy !req
186. Let's say hello
to Hymie Kirshbaum.Copy !req
187. Look at old Hymie.Copy !req
188. He needs a time ship to the
beginning of the century.Copy !req
189. Until we find him one, we're
gonna to work him on out 2-3-4.Copy !req
190. Over to the Club Fredrick
stair-stepper.Copy !req
191. That's right.
Get on up there, Hymie.Copy !req
192. - I don't feel so hot.
- No excuses, Hymie.Copy !req
193. We're gonna climb
that Aztec pyramid.Copy !req
194. We're climbing up
because we're high priests.Copy !req
195. We gotta make
a sacrifice, 2-3-4.Copy !req
196. And we're gonna rip out
a virgin's heart, 2-3-4.Copy !req
197. And rip and rip,
let's rip that virgin's heart.Copy !req
198. - How you doing there, Hymie?
- I don't think I can go on.Copy !req
199. No stopping now, Hymie.
We're marching through Europe.Copy !req
200. That's right,
we got our jackboots on,Copy !req
201. and we're heading
for exercise conquest.Copy !req
202. And blitz and krieg
and blitz and krieg.Copy !req
203. And blitz and krieg and blitz—Copy !req
204. Endora, help me out.
Here's an exercise for home.Copy !req
205. Take a fist, put it
in your hand and pound.Copy !req
206. Breathe for me, Hymie.
Breathe, 2-3-4.Copy !req
207. - Breathe!
- Oh, no.Copy !req
208. He's gone. Gone...Copy !req
209. It looks like Hymie's
not gonna beCopy !req
210. working it on out anymore...Copy !req
211. because Hymie's— Well,
Hymie's dead, 2-3-4.Copy !req
212. That's right.Copy !req
213. But don't worry,
he'll be reincarnated.Copy !req
214. Coming back
on the Serengeti PlainCopy !req
215. as a cheetah or a lion...Copy !req
216. where he'll be hungry and
proud and he'll work it on out.Copy !req
217. That's all this week on
Club Fredrick's Work It On Out.Copy !req
218. Till then,
this is Fredrick saying,Copy !req
219. I hope I have insurance, 2-3-4.Copy !req
220. Let's get rid of the body,
6-7-8.Copy !req
221. Come on, come on.
Someone call an ambulanceCopy !req
222. and get him out of here.Copy !req
223. And here and here,
let's lose the body now.Copy !req
224. Hi. Welcome back to the show.Copy !req
225. We're waiting for Garry
Shandling to show up.Copy !req
226. - Hey, Garry. How you doing?
- Hey, Ben.Copy !req
227. Good to see you, have a seat.
This is great.Copy !req
228. Garry Shandling's here.
Very exciting.Copy !req
229. You've tricked me.Copy !req
230. - I've tricked you?
- You've tricked me.Copy !req
231. You didn't tell me the cameras
would be here. This isn't right.Copy !req
232. You just said that
we were gonna...Copy !req
233. you just said
we were gonna have lunch.Copy !req
234. I didn't know you'd trick me
to be on your show.Copy !req
235. What, I'm going to be on those
segments between the sketches?Copy !req
236. The weakest part of the show?
Is that what it'll be?Copy !req
237. Yes, it is. Would you—?
Do you mind?Copy !req
238. - Well, all right.
- Good. Good.Copy !req
239. Hey, welcome back.
We're here with Garry Shandling.Copy !req
240. It's really great
to have you here, Garry.Copy !req
241. The credibility of the show
goes through the roof.Copy !req
242. We haven't been able
to get anybody on the show.Copy !req
243. It's fine, I'm happy
to be here.Copy !req
244. Really, because guests have
just turned us down.Copy !req
245. You say Ben Stiller Show,
they slam the door...Copy !req
246. to have someone like you—
It's fantastic.Copy !req
247. Everybody's turned it down?Copy !req
248. Not everybody. We've had guests.Copy !req
249. - We've had good guests.
- So, what are you saying?Copy !req
250. I'm saying nobody of your
caliber. Other people...Copy !req
251. I'm the only guy who would do
the show, is what you're saying.Copy !req
252. Let's face it.
Would you want to do the show...Copy !req
253. if I hadn't come down
and invited you to lunch?Copy !req
254. Who else has done it?Copy !req
255. Todd Bridges, Adam West.Copy !req
256. Casey Kasem.
Casey Kasem, you know.Copy !req
257. - What's he like?
- He's okay.Copy !req
258. He seems like a nice guy
when he says,Copy !req
259. "green lights" and whatever.Copy !req
260. - "Keep your feet on the floor."
- Seems like he's talking to me.Copy !req
261. He did Scooby-Doo.
He did the voice.Copy !req
262. I gotta make a call.Copy !req
263. Why don't we just
go to a film, okay?Copy !req
264. You don't know
which film, do you?Copy !req
265. No, I don't.
We shoot them a lot later.Copy !req
266. Backtrack. Backtrack
a second here.Copy !req
267. I happen to know
that Mr. De Niro...Copy !req
268. is a very big fan
of Corey Feldman's.Copy !req
269. No, that's Haim!Copy !req
270. They're very different.Copy !req
271. Start with the hairstyle—
Hello?Copy !req
272. - So, Alex.
- Yes, Michael?Copy !req
273. I couldn't sleep last night,
thinking aboutCopy !req
274. the great things in your career.Copy !req
275. I was tossing and turning. I was
Jerry Lee-whatever in the bed.Copy !req
276. - Like what?
- How about the comeback?Copy !req
277. I'm little too old
for football, Michael.Copy !req
278. Tell that to George Foreman.Copy !req
279. People love elderly sports
figures, freaks them out.Copy !req
280. Do a whole Bo Jackson thing.
Not only football, but hockeyCopy !req
281. and... lacrosse.
It'll be great.Copy !req
282. Jennifer, get me Nike.
We'll do cross training.Copy !req
283. Michael, I'd appreciate it if
you'd concentrate on my acting.Copy !req
284. I have been. I just got off the
phone three seconds agoCopy !req
285. with Emmanuel Lewis.
He wants to work with you again.Copy !req
286. He's a nice little man,
but I'd like to...Copy !req
287. broaden myself a bit. You
know, go on with my career.Copy !req
288. So does he. He's burned out
on Michael Jackson.Copy !req
289. He wants you.Copy !req
290. The Defiant Ones.
You and him, the sitcom.Copy !req
291. No— Don't even— Don't.
Let it sit.Copy !req
292. - Michael—
- It's ridiculous.Copy !req
293. I know it's ridiculous.Copy !req
294. That's what I told him.
The guy's been ridingCopy !req
295. your coattails for years.Copy !req
296. You've done the little guy.
Let's do a big guy.Copy !req
297. Hey, huh? Let's do it.
You and Manute Bol. Odd Couple.Copy !req
298. Sloppy or tidy?Copy !req
299. What do you think?Copy !req
300. I think tidy.
I shouldn't have even asked.Copy !req
301. I look at you,
and I see you're cleanly.Copy !req
302. Do you have any idea what my
goals are in this business?Copy !req
303. Alex, I have to answer that
question with another question.Copy !req
304. Which is: Merlin Olsen
sells flowers,Copy !req
305. what does Alex Karras sell?Copy !req
306. - Nothing.
- Wrong.Copy !req
307. Balloons.Copy !req
308. You're the new spokesman
for Phone-a-Balloon.Copy !req
309. "Hello? I need 25 MylarCopy !req
310. for my cousin Ray's wedding
in Winnemucca...Copy !req
311. can you get them there by
tomorrow?" Yes, we can. Why?Copy !req
312. Because people trust
Alex Karras, okay?Copy !req
313. Besides, they last twice as long
as flowers and they float.Copy !req
314. This is ridiculous, Michael.
You understand what I'm saying?Copy !req
315. You've given me
bad advice, Michael.Copy !req
316. This is not good for me.
You've demeaned my name.Copy !req
317. I don't like it, Michael.Copy !req
318. You know what I think you need?Copy !req
319. I think you need...Copy !req
320. an up-up-and-away bouquet.Copy !req
321. Alex, you are gonna make
so much money.Copy !req
322. - How much?
- People won't look at you...Copy !req
323. without thinking of helium.Copy !req
324. Might not be a bad idea.Copy !req
325. It's your career.Copy !req
326. It's time once again for
John O'Donohue's Cop StoriesCopy !req
327. True tales
of New York's finest.Copy !req
328. It was 3 p.m.Copy !req
329. My partner and I
were positioned in front ofCopy !req
330. the Olympic Savings Bank.Copy !req
331. We'd gotten a tip
that there was goingCopy !req
332. to be a major heist
at exactly 3:15...Copy !req
333. by a splinter group
of the Jamaican posse.Copy !req
334. This is the same group
that attemptedCopy !req
335. to blow up
the president's motorcade...Copy !req
336. so we were ready
for anything.Copy !req
337. Suddenly I realized I'm supposed
to be in traffic court...Copy !req
338. so I slammed the pedal,
and I'm there in 10 minutes.Copy !req
339. I burst through the door,
this punk's telling the judge...Copy !req
340. that he stopped
at the stop sign.Copy !req
341. I said, "Hey, you didn't stop...Copy !req
342. you were rolling.
What am I, an idiot?Copy !req
343. I don't know the difference...Copy !req
344. between stopping and rolling?
You were rolling."Copy !req
345. Then he says, "You were just
trying to meet your quota."Copy !req
346. I says, "I already met my quota,
you jerk.Copy !req
347. Think I wake up in the morning
thinking I'm gonna give...Copy !req
348. Gerald Friedman
a ticket for no reason?Copy !req
349. Like I give two cents
about your life, you dirtbag."Copy !req
350. Tune in again for another
gripping adventure.Copy !req
351. I'm pretty sure he was rolling.Copy !req
352. Hey, if the badge says
you're rolling, you're rolling.Copy !req
353. On John O'Donohue's
Cop Stories.Copy !req
354. Tales of action
from the boys in blue.Copy !req
355. Welcome back.
We're really excitedCopy !req
356. 'cause Garry Shandling is here.Copy !req
357. Hope you don't mind, I invited
the entire cast to see you...Copy !req
358. because this is big for us,
to meet someone of your stature.Copy !req
359. Yeah, celebrity.Copy !req
360. I love it! How many times was
he on The Tonight Show?Copy !req
361. - Hundreds.
- I've never met anyone...Copy !req
362. who was on
Make Me Laugh before.Copy !req
363. - He probably makes millions.
- Garry's right here, guys.Copy !req
364. You can just direct your—Copy !req
365. - He's so tall.
- You can tell he's strong.Copy !req
366. - Internally and externally.
- He's gotta work out.Copy !req
367. And drink carrot juice
or something.Copy !req
368. Okay, okay, guys. Garry, do you
have anything you want to say?Copy !req
369. The Larry Sanders Show on HBO.
Check your local listings.Copy !req
370. Who's using who, buddy boy?Copy !req
371. What was that supposed to mean?Copy !req
372. I don't know, but the voice
was just beautiful.Copy !req
373. He is brilliant!Copy !req
374. Why don't we go to another film
that has yet to be determined?Copy !req
375. - Garry?
- It was like a code.Copy !req
376. What a day, man. First we kick
Dartmouth's buttCopy !req
377. in ultimate Frisbee...Copy !req
378. and then we chill at
the Museum of Natural History...Copy !req
379. for a little culture.Copy !req
380. Going to college makes you glad
to be an American, don't it?Copy !req
381. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
382. Look at this. "With his
razor-sharp clawsCopy !req
383. and 7-inch teeth...Copy !req
384. the 10-ton allosaurus
was truly king of the jungle."Copy !req
385. I bet if he was alive today,
he'd tear us to bits.Copy !req
386. Yeah, but he's not alive,
are you, Mr. King of the Jungle?Copy !req
387. You are dead!Copy !req
388. That's right because
along came something calledCopy !req
389. the warm-blooded mammal...Copy !req
390. and guess what?
You got your butt kicked!Copy !req
391. Homo sapiens are number one!Copy !req
392. Check this out.
"Thousands of years ago,Copy !req
393. the New Guinean people
prayed to their godCopy !req
394. Quetzalcoatl for victory
in war."Copy !req
395. - Fat lot of good it did them.
- I don't see any New Guineans.Copy !req
396. I have no respect for you. None!
What are you going to doCopy !req
397. mighty Quetzalcoatl?Copy !req
398. Strike me down?
I don't think so!Copy !req
399. Oh, hello there.Copy !req
400. In my culture, we celebrate
our forefathers traditions.Copy !req
401. What do you do in your culture?Copy !req
402. I'm sorry, you don't have
a culture anymore.Copy !req
403. Because you got
your butt kicked!Copy !req
404. I'm a big Northeastern
grizzly bear.Copy !req
405. I eat meat, and I could
rip you apart.Copy !req
406. So sorry you're almost extinct!Copy !req
407. You'd to learn the hard way when
you mess with Homo sapiens...Copy !req
408. you get your butt kicked!Copy !req
409. - Dead!
- Gone!Copy !req
410. - Wasted!
- Extinct!Copy !req
411. - Conquered!
- Eaten!Copy !req
412. - Out of here!
- Bye-bye!Copy !req
413. Crushed!Copy !req
414. Species Homo sapiens.
How they amuse me!Copy !req
415. Oh, hello there,
funny creatures.Copy !req
416. You are my favorite exhibit.Copy !req
417. You have been watching
Bad Twist Ending Theater.Copy !req
418. Tune in next week for
the dream that really happened.Copy !req
419. It was all a dream. I wasn't
taken into the woods...Copy !req
420. and kidnapped by monsters.Copy !req
421. Oh, no, no!Copy !req
422. And now an important message
from the Fox Network fox,Copy !req
423. Foxy Fox.Copy !req
424. Hey, kids. Be cool,
stay in schoolCopy !req
425. and watch Fox all night.Copy !req
426. Where's the bathroom?Copy !req
427. Okay, that's about it—Copy !req
428. I don't have to meet
the cast again, do I?Copy !req
429. They went away for good. Thanks
for doing the show, Garry.Copy !req
430. My pleasure.Copy !req
431. You really helped
the show a lot.Copy !req
432. Think I helped this show
as much as this hurt my career?Copy !req
433. If you really hurt your career
as much as you helped the showCopy !req
434. you don't have anything
to worry about.Copy !req
435. - That's a slam, isn't it?
- No, no, it isn't.Copy !req
436. That's a slam.
You're just slamming me now.Copy !req
437. There's no lunch,
never was gonna be a lunch...Copy !req
438. and now you're slamming me.Copy !req
439. Look, if you don't—Copy !req
440. I'm gonna go try
and pick up the pieces.Copy !req
441. If you didn't want
to do the show,Copy !req
442. you should've said,
"I'm not hungry."Copy !req
443. - Well, I'll know for next time.
- Do me a favor?Copy !req
444. Do you have Bob Saget's
phone number?Copy !req
445. Yes. Yes, I do.Copy !req
446. I didn't mean that in a—
Gar?Copy !req
447. Garry, you don't gotta get—
okay. All right, well...Copy !req
448. he's got a little bit of
a temper, I guess, doesn't he?Copy !req
449. Hey, Garry, I love your show.Copy !req
450. As soon as I get
hooked up for cable...Copy !req
451. I'm gonna catch it again.
Saw it at a friend's house once.Copy !req
452. He's up here, you're down here.
You're up here. Maybe one day...Copy !req
453. you're up,
he's down there, you know?Copy !req
454. Somebody has the key, but we
don't know who.Copy !req
455. The key is love.Copy !req
456. I didn't realize
how unhappy I was,Copy !req
457. because I thought
I was so happy.Copy !req
458. Now that I'm unhappy,
I'm much happier about myself.Copy !req
459. I'm working out with her.
She's into that fitness thingCopy !req
460. which is very new to me.Copy !req
461. I feel like I'm 78 again.
You know?Copy !req
462. Rolling.Copy !req