1. Just take your time.Copy !req
2. You're good.Copy !req
3. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
4. It's gonna be fine.Copy !req
5. It's gonna be fine.Copy !req
6. It is, right?Copy !req
7. Think so.Copy !req
8. "Everything in life
is just for a while."Copy !req
9. Says who?Copy !req
10. Uh, Ph... Philip K. Dick.Copy !req
11. Well, he's right.Copy !req
12. - You know,
everything ends eventually.Copy !req
13. Yeah, it's the truth.Copy !req
14. God!Copy !req
15. What the fuck is wrong with me?Copy !req
16. God! What the fuck?
How's your dad?Copy !req
17. That's real shit. I'm being
a little fucking asshole.Copy !req
18. He's much better.Copy !req
19. Thanks. Resting.Copy !req
20. Got five days off from work,
which he's loving,
and also kinda hating.Copy !req
21. Good. That's good. Fuck!Copy !req
22. Fuck, Sydney.
Everything is fucking...Copy !req
23. - Hey.
- Yeah.Copy !req
24. It's okay to be nervous.Copy !req
25. Good, 'cause I am.Copy !req
26. I get it.Copy !req
27. Ain't you nervous?Copy !req
28. I mean, not about this,
obviously, but...Copy !req
29. What are you nervous about?Copy !req
30. Tell you later?Copy !req
31. - Promise?
- Promise.Copy !req
32. Oh, God. Hey.Copy !req
33. Will you mind holding
my cigarette for a second?
I think I'm gonna throw up.Copy !req
34. No.Copy !req
35. - Just for a sec?
- No.Copy !req
36. - Please. Just ho...
- Richie, straight up,Copy !req
37. do not throw up
on my open-toe shoes.Copy !req
38. - Please.
Richie, Richie, Richie.
- Please. Just quickly.Copy !req
39. Fuck! I think all this shit is
just really fucking me up.Copy !req
40. And that's why
my pre-service speeches,
they're fucked! Suck—Copy !req
41. - Fucking shit!
- No. Stop.Copy !req
42. If I'm just a fucking man.
Being a fucking baby.Copy !req
43. Richie.Copy !req
44. Perfect.Copy !req
45. Perfect.Copy !req
46. Let's just
get through this, yeah?Copy !req
47. Thank you for coming with me.Copy !req
48. - Let's do this shit.
- Fuck yeah.Copy !req
49. Carmy.Copy !req
50. - Hey, Tiff. Hi. Hey. Hey.
- Hi. Thank you so much
for coming.Copy !req
51. Congrats.
Yeah, of course.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
52. Please. Thank you for...
for having me.Copy !req
53. - No, I really mean it, though.
- Yeah.Copy !req
54. I really appreciate you coming.Copy !req
55. - Yeah, yeah. Thank you.
- You okay?Copy !req
56. - Good. Yeah.
- Sure?Copy !req
57. Sure. Just a little, you know—Copy !req
58. - Anxious?
- For sure. Very much. Yeah.Copy !req
59. - Everybody is.
That's the secret.
- Yeah.Copy !req
60. I mean, functions are
dysfunctional, right?Copy !req
61. - And I don't know
75% of the people here.
- Yeah.Copy !req
62. I'm just trying to keep it
as mellow as possible.Copy !req
63. You know. So just hang out.Copy !req
64. You can eat if you want.
There's a tent in the back.Copy !req
65. - There aren't gonna be
any speeches.
- Okay.Copy !req
66. No-no speeches,
just a little bit of dancing.Copy !req
67. And I've already seen you.Copy !req
68. I really appreciate it,
so you can cruise
whenever you want.Copy !req
69. Thank you.
You make it easy, so thanks.Copy !req
70. - Like-minds, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
71. So, all right.Copy !req
72. Like, I buy part of a painting,
and then it's just, like,
in a garage somewhere?Copy !req
73. No, no. It's in
a highly secure facility
with air con.Copy !req
74. - But I don't get to keep it?
- Why would you keep it?Copy !req
75. 'Cause I like art?Copy !req
76. - "C-cause you like art"?
- It's not the point, Pete.Copy !req
77. Resy's are good, and,
you know, we're even.Copy !req
78. So, nothing new to report.Copy !req
79. You know, sweetheart, I'm uh...
I'd like to take a day off,
if that'd be okay.Copy !req
80. Yeah.
Me too. Thank you.Copy !req
81. Hey, so, um,
what exactly went down
with you and Francine?Copy !req
82. That bitch knows
what the fuck happened.Copy !req
83. So Frank's mom is best friends
with your mom?Copy !req
84. - Yeah.
- And you used to work
with Frank?Copy !req
85. No. He fired me twice.Copy !req
86. You guys still must
be cool if he invited youCopy !req
87. to this wedding
and gave a plus one.Copy !req
88. Oh, totally.Copy !req
89. I mean, his mom invited me.Copy !req
90. - What?
- His mom invited me.Copy !req
91. He didn't invite me.Copy !req
92. What the fuck, dude?Copy !req
93. What the fuck?
You do this shit all the time.Copy !req
94. We 'bout to get kicked out
this fucking wedding.Copy !req
95. What about, um, Double Dragon?Copy !req
96. - Whereabouts unknown—
Oh, hi, hon.
- Hey, honey.Copy !req
97. - Hey.
- This...Copy !req
98. I don't... I don't even
know what to call you anymore.Copy !req
99. Oh, I think, uh,
"cousin" still is good.Copy !req
100. - Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
101. Yeah, you're my cousin, Carmy.Copy !req
102. This is my cousin, Carmy.Copy !req
103. - Hey, what's up, man?
- Of course, Chef.Copy !req
104. Hey, what's going on?
Right. Yes.Copy !req
105. Sorry. That was...
super lame.Copy !req
106. No, no.Copy !req
107. Wait. Hold on.Copy !req
108. So, I very seriously cannot see
the thing that you're asking me
to invest in?Copy !req
109. Pete, exactly what the fuck
don't you understand
about this?Copy !req
110. I mean, it just seems like
the pitch is a little
all over the place, but—Copy !req
111. You think you're gonna
bring home a painting
that you only own a piece of?Copy !req
112. Yeah, what?
What?Copy !req
113. I don't bring
the paintings home.Copy !req
114. Have you worked
with these guys before?Copy !req
115. Didn't feel like work.Copy !req
116. All I need to hear you
say is that you're my uncle,Copy !req
117. and you got my back, okay?Copy !req
118. - Honey.
- Yeah.Copy !req
119. - Of course, I am your uncle.
- Thank you.Copy !req
120. And I always have your back.Copy !req
121. But this attitude, right here,
it's exactly why...
why things like thisCopy !req
122. would give people
the shits, okay?Copy !req
123. What things? What is shits?Copy !req
124. - What are you talking about?
- Family fucking things, okay?Copy !req
125. Hm...Copy !req
126. - Natalie.Copy !req
127. What are you doing here?Copy !req
128. - Francie fucking Fak.
How are you—
- Uncle Jack.Copy !req
129. Oh, no. Okay.Copy !req
130. - You look gorgeous.
- You gotta be
fucking kidding me!Copy !req
131. See this? She started shitting
in ten seconds.Copy !req
132. I didn't even start shit yet.Copy !req
133. Was it five seconds
or ten seconds?Copy !req
134. You are out
of your goddamn mind.Copy !req
135. By the way,
I wanted to tell you earlier,
when I saw you downstairs.Copy !req
136. You look gorgeous, by the way.Copy !req
137. - Thank you, buddy.
- Yeah, you look like Chelios.Copy !req
138. - You do.
You look like a hockey player.
- Thank you very much.Copy !req
139. - I appreciate that.
- Yeah. I have girlfriend too,
by the way.Copy !req
140. - Oh, yeah?
Do you like her very much?
- Yeah.Copy !req
141. - Yeah.
- That's key, you know.Copy !req
142. Yeah.
Yeah, I do like her a lot.Copy !req
143. I know what the look's about.
I don't like it.Copy !req
144. - You can apologize whenever.
- No.Copy !req
145. - No? "No," what?
- No. No.Copy !req
146. - You are so fucked. Well. Well?
- Well? Yeah?Copy !req
147. - No. No.
- Oh, well. Well.Copy !req
148. Well, Francie fucking Fak.Copy !req
149. - Well.
- Why?Copy !req
150. You fucking bitch!Copy !req
151. I'm very happy to meet you.Copy !req
152. Thank you, man.
And-and-and congratulations.
I was just saying.Copy !req
153. Thank you.
Yeah, no. Congrats to you!Copy !req
154. - We hear The Bear
is, like, amazing.
Oh?Copy !req
155. Right?
Yeah.Copy !req
156. Yeah, no.
That's... That's very nice.Copy !req
157. - Thanks for saying that.
- Not that we're allowed. So...Copy !req
158. What do you mean?Copy !req
159. Oh, well, Richie keeps saying
that we can't come
until it's, like—Copy !req
160. Until it's perfect.Copy !req
161. Oh.Copy !req
162. Yeah, well, he, uh...
he cares a lot. So...Copy !req
163. He's okay, right?Copy !req
164. Yeah. He's good. He's great.Copy !req
165. He, um...Copy !req
166. Yeah. You'd be proud.Copy !req
167. Richie's the best.Copy !req
168. He is.Copy !req
169. Yeah. Yep.Copy !req
170. You good?Copy !req
171. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
172. Expensive shit.Copy !req
173. What does he do?Copy !req
174. Uh, tech.Copy !req
175. Oh, like AI, I bet.Copy !req
176. I don't know.
It's something called,
um, the f-tap?Copy !req
177. The keyless entry app?Copy !req
178. Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
179. But, like, actually,
I don't know if you've,Copy !req
180. like, looked into it,
but it's pretty fucked up.Copy !req
181. Like, they use those in, like,
gentrifying buildings
and stuff.Copy !req
182. Like, it's... Yeah.Copy !req
183. And I also like my building.Copy !req
184. You know, I have keys.
I don't even...Copy !req
185. I don't even use that, so...Copy !req
186. Is there any reason why
this shouldn't bum me out
right here?Copy !req
187. That seems like
a real happy kid.Copy !req
188. Hi, Michelle.Copy !req
189. Hi.Copy !req
190. Yeah.Copy !req
191. You look good.Copy !req
192. Thanks.Copy !req
193. Are you good?Copy !req
194. Yeah.Copy !req
195. Shit.Copy !req
196. Excuse me, gentleman.Copy !req
197. Where did you find
that hot chocolate?Copy !req
198. Stranger.Copy !req
199. No.Copy !req
200. I'm not a stranger.Copy !req
201. Who do you know?Copy !req
202. Do you know Frank?Copy !req
203. - No.
- Exactly.Copy !req
204. I'm a stranger.Copy !req
205. Are you okay?Copy !req
206. Uh...Copy !req
207. I just hope everybody's vibing.
That's all.Copy !req
208. - The vibe's fine.
- Yeah?Copy !req
209. - The vibe is fine.
- The vibe is good.Copy !req
210. Yeah.Copy !req
211. Good. It's just, uh...Copy !req
212. There are
a lot of Berzattos here.Copy !req
213. Everyone came.Copy !req
214. How are you related to them?Copy !req
215. Married to... A cousin.Copy !req
216. Shelly's on whose side?Copy !req
217. Shelly's doesn't enter into it.Copy !req
218. It... Do you know how
Big Phil had two sets of kids?Copy !req
219. Yeah.Copy !req
220. But Estelle adopted
the second set?Copy !req
221. - Right. Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
222. So, Michelle is their cousin
the way Spooky's their cousin.Copy !req
223. - I got it. I got it.
- And Spooky
is selling what now?Copy !req
224. I thought
he was fixing motorcycles.Copy !req
225. Oh, okay.
I thought he was selling them.Copy !req
226. - I'm gonna tell you
something later.Copy !req
227. - It's a surprise.
Okay.Copy !req
228. I wanna tell you right now.Copy !req
229. - Just wait.
- Okay.Copy !req
230. It's gonna...
It's gonna be sweet.Copy !req
231. What does this
usually end up like?Copy !req
232. What? What? Oh, no.Copy !req
233. No, no, no.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.Copy !req
234. It's... Here's one way
to look at it, it's really fun.Copy !req
235. - Okay. Got it.
- Genuinely.Copy !req
236. - Okay.
- It's, um...Copy !req
237. H... Claire?Copy !req
238. It's a lot of people
with very specificCopy !req
239. and unique personalities
that feel things very strongly.Copy !req
240. Feel things deeply,
and experience life intensely.Copy !req
241. - Yeah.
Intensely. Yeah.Copy !req
242. - So everything's
gonna be just fine?
- It is gonna be fine.Copy !req
243. You've been to these before,
right?Copy !req
244. - Every chance I get.
Every chance I get.
Hey, my guy!Copy !req
245. - Dude, we're wearing
the same shit.
- Ches...Copy !req
246. - What the hell
are you doing here, man?
- Dude, your mom invited me.Copy !req
247. Why are you freaking out?Copy !req
248. - Congra—
- Mom!Copy !req
249. I mean, what?Copy !req
250. What other way to...
What other way is there
to say it?Copy !req
251. I think maybe
we should've told him, like,
the direct truth.Copy !req
252. That he's fucked?Copy !req
253. I mean, maybe.Copy !req
254. There's no warning that can
sum up what this is gonna be.Copy !req
255. I know, but he's just, like,
such a sweet soul.Copy !req
256. - So was I.
And he—Copy !req
257. But you're still here.
You, like, want it.Copy !req
258. I do.Copy !req
259. You get a high off of it.Copy !req
260. If they didn't bring it,
I'd be a little heartbroken.Copy !req
261. - Your nails look so good.Copy !req
262. - For right now.
- They looks so good.Copy !req
263. Thank you.Copy !req
264. I've never really seen you
with these nails this color.Copy !req
265. It's my bridal look.Copy !req
266. I know. It's very good.Copy !req
267. - I'm sorry, I have to go.
- Thank you for coming. No.Copy !req
268. - I'm so glad you came.
- I know. I'm sorry,
I have to go.Copy !req
269. - When is your flight?
- It's in, like, an hour.Copy !req
270. Oh, my God.
You're an angel
for coming at all.Copy !req
271. Well, I wouldn't miss it
for the world. Except for
I'm gonna totally miss it.Copy !req
272. I saw you. You're here.
That's all that matters.Copy !req
273. Are you okay?Copy !req
274. Yeah.Copy !req
275. So she's really not coming?Copy !req
276. Gave her an easy out.Copy !req
277. Oh, God.Copy !req
278. I'm sorry.Copy !req
279. - I'm really sorry.
- Thank you.Copy !req
280. Do you know where she is?Copy !req
281. Boulder.Copy !req
282. Doing what in Boulder?Copy !req
283. There's a guy in Boulder.Copy !req
284. There's a guy in Boulder?Copy !req
285. There's some guy in Boulder.Copy !req
286. Is she working?Copy !req
287. I don't know.Copy !req
288. Oh, honey.Copy !req
289. I just keep hoping
that she's okay.Copy !req
290. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
291. Maybe it's better like this.Copy !req
292. Yes. Yes.Copy !req
293. I really...
I really actually think yes.Copy !req
294. - You do?
- I do.Copy !req
295. - Really?
- I do.Copy !req
296. - Because it's, like,
this feeling of...
- Okay.Copy !req
297. - What's the word
I'm looking for?
- I know. I know.Copy !req
298. 'Cause it's not exactly dread.Copy !req
299. And it's not exactly anxiety.Copy !req
300. Yeah. And there's, like,
a little bit of hope.Copy !req
301. Yeah, with just
a dash of disappointment.Copy !req
302. Yes! Yes! But it's also...
It's this feeling, like...Copy !req
303. It's gonna allow me to, like—Copy !req
304. - Behave really badly.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
305. To be in a shitty mood
because you can blame
everything on her.Copy !req
306. - Yep. Yeah.
- But then, like,
that's a lot of excuses.Copy !req
307. And you have to be careful
with excuses.Copy !req
308. - I was gonna say. Yeah.Copy !req
309. Was the word I was looking for
"apprehension"?Copy !req
310. - That works.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
311. I'm sorry she's not coming.Copy !req
312. Don't do that.Copy !req
313. Please don't do that.Copy !req
314. Also...Copy !req
315. - we still have a double-D
to contend with.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
316. Let's not forget.Copy !req
317. - We are not off the hook.
- We got a double-D.Copy !req
318. Hello, angel.Copy !req
319. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
320. Oh, what's wrong, baby?Copy !req
321. I saw a kid
who had a hot chocolate.Copy !req
322. [Tiffany, Michelle] What?Copy !req
323. I saw a kid
who had a hot chocolate.Copy !req
324. Well, do you want me to get you
a hot chocolate, sweetheart?Copy !req
325. - No.
Yeah?Copy !req
326. Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
327. Who's this kid who
took your hot chocolate?Copy !req
328. He wasn't very nice.Copy !req
329. You can bring that
fucking kid right here,Copy !req
330. and I will punch him
in the fucking nuts.Copy !req
331. - Like, are you serious?
- Yes. I am serious.
I've always been.Copy !req
332. First of all, it wasn't
even your house, okay?Copy !req
333. Secondly, I have no idea
why you're—Copy !req
334. What time was it?
What time of the day was it?Copy !req
335. - ... it was everywhere.
- It was raining.Copy !req
336. - What did you want me to do?
- You're full of shit.Copy !req
337. - The bus was gonna leave.
- And worse,
you were drunk as shit.Copy !req
338. And I don't know how to start
the car, okay?Copy !req
339. There were no cell phones then.Copy !req
340. And by the time
you got there...Copy !req
341. I was like,
"Oh, I'm gonna text you
really quick and tell you." No!Copy !req
342. I couldn't text you at all.
I couldn't do a goddamn thing.Copy !req
343. Hey, hey, hey, do I... do I...
do I have to break this up?Copy !req
344. Do I have to break this up
and separate you two, ladies?Copy !req
345. Ted's got a girlfriend now.Copy !req
346. - Yeah. This is Kelly,
by the way.
- Hey. I'm Kelly.Copy !req
347. I was trying to find
a better time to introduce her,Copy !req
348. - but you guys are kinda crazy.Copy !req
349. - I love the vibe.
That's cute.Copy !req
350. Shut up! No. Fuck you!Copy !req
351. Okay. Okay, okay.
Let's not start this again.Copy !req
352. Pete's, like, in denial.Copy !req
353. Exactly what I was telling you
about those two hooking up.Copy !req
354. What?
I'm not in denial.
These two hooked up?Copy !req
355. What?
You two
did not hook up.Copy !req
356. Well...Copy !req
357. be a fucking loser, huh?Copy !req
358. Bear.Copy !req
359. Hi.Copy !req
360. Mom.Copy !req
361. Hi, Bear.Copy !req
362. How are you?Copy !req
363. Wow.Copy !req
364. You look grown up.Copy !req
365. Oh, yeah. Tiff.Copy !req
366. Oh, yeah, yeah. No.
And you've met Frank?Copy !req
367. Yeah. Oh, so nice.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
368. - So nice. Happy.
- Yeah. Yep.Copy !req
369. Yeah, and-and Soph. You know.Copy !req
370. - Yeah. What?
- The baby.Copy !req
371. - The baby.
- Yes. So, um... So cute.Copy !req
372. - You've seen the baby.
- Really cute.Copy !req
373. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
374. So many... So many people.Copy !req
375. Yeah. A lot of old faces.Copy !req
376. - Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
377. And-and little Sophie.Copy !req
378. - I mean, you're an uncle now.
- Huh?Copy !req
379. You're an uncle.Copy !req
380. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
381. No, I never thought about it.Copy !req
382. Right.Copy !req
383. - Yeah.
- Wow.Copy !req
384. I, uh... I got this, um...
The box.Copy !req
385. - The pictures you— You want—
- I was hoping
I was gonna see you.Copy !req
386. - Yo, Carmy.
Yo.Copy !req
387. That dude in the kitchen,
you're supposed to help him
with the shit.Copy !req
388. - They're looking for you.
Huh?Copy !req
389. - Hi, Aunt D. Hi.
- Hi. Hi.Copy !req
390. - These guys,
they're waiting for you.
- In the kitchen, remember?Copy !req
391. - Right.
- 'Cause you were
gonna help them.Copy !req
392. Syd, um, Mom, Donna.Copy !req
393. Hi, Mrs. Berzatto. Oh.
- Hi. No, no. DD.Copy !req
394. - Yeah.
- It's time to go.Copy !req
395. - Okay.
- They're looking for you.Copy !req
396. - We gotta go.
- Okay. All right. I'll be back.Copy !req
397. Is he okay?Copy !req
398. - He's great.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
399. - Really good.
Yeah?Copy !req
400. - He's good.
- He's gonna help out
with some stuff.Copy !req
401. You're looking great too,
Aunt DD. You good?Copy !req
402. Yeah.Copy !req
403. Can I get you something?
Little 7-7?Copy !req
404. No. No. I'm... I'm... No.Copy !req
405. I'm not drinking right now.Copy !req
406. I'm trying to be healthier.Copy !req
407. Oh, yeah, sure. I get that.Copy !req
408. Yeah.
No fun.Copy !req
409. Um, so you...
you work for Carmy?Copy !req
410. Um, yeah.Copy !req
411. - Yeah, uh...
- Well, no.Copy !req
412. Sydney works with Carmy.Copy !req
413. She's a fucking gangster
in the kitchen, DD.Copy !req
414. You know what? I'm sorry.Copy !req
415. No. Don't be sorry.
Why? It's fine.Copy !req
416. Uh, Frank,
this is Sydney.
Hey. Hey.Copy !req
417. - Sydney, this is Frank.
- Uh, hi.Copy !req
418. - Nice to meet you.
Sydney,
very nice to meet you. DD, hi.Copy !req
419. I know.Copy !req
420. - I'm sorry to interrupt.
No, no, no.Copy !req
421. 'Cause, uh, hey.
Can I borrow you for a minute?Copy !req
422. Just a minute.
- Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
423. Sorry to interrupt.
No.Copy !req
424. - Excuse me.
Enjoy. Come on.Copy !req
425. Bye.Copy !req
426. It's a great day.Copy !req
427. And your dress is lovely.Copy !req
428. - Real nice. Yeah, of course.
- Thank you.Copy !req
429. Yeah.Copy !req
430. - Can we just... Can I hug you?
- Yeah. Sure. Okay.Copy !req
431. - You know what...
- Yeah, no. Of course.Copy !req
432. - I just need a little hug.
- Yeah.Copy !req
433. What's going on?Copy !req
434. Looking good, Rich.Copy !req
435. Shut the fuck up, Kyle.Copy !req
436. Kyle, slow down
on the caipirinhas, okay?Copy !req
437. - I need your help.
- Help with what?Copy !req
438. Knock, knock.Copy !req
439. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
440. It's actually pretty nice
under here, huh?Copy !req
441. - It's okay.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
442. What do you think?
You wanna hang out with us
for a little bit?Copy !req
443. - I'm fine.
- Okay. Cool.Copy !req
444. Oh.Copy !req
445. You need anything?
Want some snacks?Copy !req
446. I'm not hungry.
Give me a second.Copy !req
447. Okay. All right.Copy !req
448. - How long has she
been under there?
- I don't know.Copy !req
449. Like, I scared her.Copy !req
450. - How the fuck you do that?
- I don't know. I—Copy !req
451. - You yell at her or something?
- What? No. No. Of course not.Copy !req
452. I don't know.Copy !req
453. Like, maybe it's just,
like, all this wedding shit.
You know?Copy !req
454. - What does that mean?
- No, no, no.Copy !req
455. Like, it makes people
act goofy.Copy !req
456. Am I acting goofy?Copy !req
457. See, I don't know.
I don't really know you.Copy !req
458. I can't tell.Copy !req
459. You know what?Copy !req
460. I think it...Copy !req
461. I think it might be the dance.Copy !req
462. What dance?Copy !req
463. It's just, she and I are
supposed to do this cute dance.Copy !req
464. Like a father-daughter da...
step-father-daughter
dance thing.Copy !req
465. Yeah, see.
You are acting goofy.Copy !req
466. Fuck! I knew it!Copy !req
467. I'm acting goofy.
- Your...
Your face, it's like a...Copy !req
468. Yeah. You gotta put
your game face on, G,
all right?Copy !req
469. - You can't be
showing fear like this.
- Okay.Copy !req
470. But, like, how?Copy !req
471. I don't know. You just...
You can't be looking like this,
all right?Copy !req
472. That kid's gonna eat you aliveCopy !req
473. if she sees you
shitting your pants
like this, all right?Copy !req
474. I'm just nervous, man.Copy !req
475. What?Copy !req
476. Hey, Bear.Copy !req
477. What are you doing here?Copy !req
478. Celebrating a wedding.Copy !req
479. No. I mean, like,
who the fuck invited you?Copy !req
480. - Your ma.
- Hm.Copy !req
481. We're just friends.Copy !req
482. - Brother's gone, you move in.
- Nope.Copy !req
483. What you got? Can I have?Copy !req
484. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
485. Let me see. Give it here.Copy !req
486. - Yeah.
- Damn it.Copy !req
487. Right.Copy !req
488. - Thanks.
Yeah.Copy !req
489. When'd you quit?Copy !req
490. - Uh, a couple months ago.
- Hm?Copy !req
491. You?Copy !req
492. I haven't yet.Copy !req
493. Are you hiding out in here?Copy !req
494. - Yeah.
- Hm.Copy !req
495. Same.Copy !req
496. How's the restaurant going?Copy !req
497. I'm not really sure.Copy !req
498. I've heard good things.Copy !req
499. - Yeah?
- Hmm.Copy !req
500. I'm glad to hear it.Copy !req
501. Last time I saw you was,
uh, at the funeral.Copy !req
502. What?Copy !req
503. Mikey's.Copy !req
504. I saw you walk out.Copy !req
505. You didn't tell anybody?Copy !req
506. Nope.Copy !req
507. Nobody.Copy !req
508. How come?Copy !req
509. Wasn't my place.Copy !req
510. No?Copy !req
511. No, I figured just...
It's your way to process.Copy !req
512. Hm...Copy !req
513. Process Mikey.Copy !req
514. Process whatever.Copy !req
515. I wasn't around.Copy !req
516. What's that mean?Copy !req
517. I think I mean...Copy !req
518. that I left...Copy !req
519. Um...Copy !req
520. I left everybody else
to deal with everything.Copy !req
521. So, uh, you, uh,
didn't deserve to be there?
Is that what you're saying?Copy !req
522. Yeah. Something like that.Copy !req
523. That's stupid.Copy !req
524. Okay.Copy !req
525. God, you were always
such a prick.Copy !req
526. And?Copy !req
527. And, uh...Copy !req
528. I don't know. I just guess...Copy !req
529. I'm surprised you were there,
that's all.Copy !req
530. Well, Mikey and I
became pretty good friends.Copy !req
531. Well, that's bullshit.Copy !req
532. Nope.Copy !req
533. When?Copy !req
534. When you weren't around.Copy !req
535. That's fucking wild.Copy !req
536. Maybe.Copy !req
537. So, what, you guys
would just hang out?Copy !req
538. Throw shit at each other?Copy !req
539. No.Copy !req
540. I'd go over there
to see your ma,Copy !req
541. and, um, Mikey'd be there
and we'd hang out
and he'd talk.Copy !req
542. He told me
everything about you.Copy !req
543. You sounded great.Copy !req
544. So you guys
were suddenly just cool?Copy !req
545. I think I was suddenly
not trying to be his dad.Copy !req
546. And your ma and I,
we're old friends, okay?Copy !req
547. And she's doing real well too.Copy !req
548. Not driving cars
through houses?Copy !req
549. She's not keeping everything
so locked-up.Copy !req
550. Tremendous.Copy !req
551. Yeah. Can I say something?Copy !req
552. You can say whatever you want.Copy !req
553. Your ma...Copy !req
554. There's a lot of pain in there.Copy !req
555. Yeah, no shit.Copy !req
556. But she's learning to
talk about it before...Copy !req
557. Before what?Copy !req
558. Before...
it builds up.Copy !req
559. And I'm learning that too,
okay?Copy !req
560. I've been going to meetings,
like, three times a week.Copy !req
561. Talking about mistakes,
and God and shit.Copy !req
562. And the more you do that,
the more you realize that
people are not so different.Copy !req
563. Hm.Copy !req
564. - Like who?
- Like you.Copy !req
565. You and her.Copy !req
566. Yeah.
You're both real sensitive.
You're both real intense.Copy !req
567. I'm not sure you know me
well enough to say that.Copy !req
568. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
569. But I think you leaving
was the smart thing to do.Copy !req
570. And I don't think you should
bust your own balls over it.Copy !req
571. How come?Copy !req
572. 'Cause sometimes
to break patterns...Copy !req
573. you gotta break patterns, man.Copy !req
574. And I'm...
I'm sure it's not easy.Copy !req
575. Yeah.Copy !req
576. - I'm glad she's doing better.
- Well, she is.Copy !req
577. And I would never tell you
to go visit her,Copy !req
578. - but you sh—
- Yeah.Copy !req
579. But... It's fine.Copy !req
580. It's nice that you
and Mikey were cool.Copy !req
581. Yeah, it was nice.Copy !req
582. It was probably
a little late, but...Copy !req
583. He would really talk about me?Copy !req
584. All the time.Copy !req
585. Name one thing.Copy !req
586. One thing? One thing?Copy !req
587. Just one? Uh...Copy !req
588. He told me you
wrapped fish in potato once.Copy !req
589. Does that make sense?Copy !req
590. Yeah.Copy !req
591. He told me
you made something with ants.Copy !req
592. He told me you worked
at the best restaurant
in the world. Twice.Copy !req
593. Yeah. I believe you.Copy !req
594. He told me he was proud of you.Copy !req
595. Thanks for not telling me
to go visit her.Copy !req
596. Thanks for the shitty gum.Copy !req
597. So, do you like working there?Copy !req
598. Yeah.
- Yeah?Copy !req
599. Very much, yeah.Copy !req
600. Yeah. You know,
I worked there once.Copy !req
601. - Oh, really?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
602. Well, I mean, not really.
But kind of.Copy !req
603. No, no, because when my husband
bought it, you know,
I was there all the time.Copy !req
604. - And so I didn't know
what else to do.
- Yeah.Copy !req
605. So, I...Copy !req
606. - You got a crash course.
Yeah, major.Copy !req
607. - Major.Copy !req
608. I still feel like that.
And, like, whoa.Copy !req
609. Yeah, well, I don't know
if you ever stop feeling that.Copy !req
610. - No, yeah.
No, I know you don't.
- Yeah.Copy !req
611. Like, it's so loud.Copy !req
612. - It's so loud. Yeah.
- So loud.Copy !req
613. I feel like, "Can people just
shut the fuck up?" I mean it.Copy !req
614. Yeah.Copy !req
615. - No, no, for sure.
- Yeah.Copy !req
616. But, I-I'll be honest.Copy !req
617. Sometimes I like the noise.Copy !req
618. Is that crazy?
It's a little crazy.Copy !req
619. Well, I mean, yeah.
We're all a little crazy.Copy !req
620. - Sure.
- I, um...Copy !req
621. You know wha... Do you
know what I actually loved...Copy !req
622. - What?
- ... about it?Copy !req
623. I loved seeing
the same people everyday.Copy !req
624. You know, the people that
worked there just felt very...Copy !req
625. alive.Copy !req
626. I don't know.
It's a strange comfort.Copy !req
627. No, I get it.Copy !req
628. - Maybe it's hindsight.
I don't know.
- No, I don't think so.Copy !req
629. I'm there with you.Copy !req
630. Yeah.Copy !req
631. Um...Copy !req
632. So, what, uh,
kind of coworker is Carmen?Copy !req
633. Well, I mean, he's great.Copy !req
634. I believe it.Copy !req
635. I mean, like...
No, but he's genuinely so,
so good, um, at what he does.Copy !req
636. I mean, he just...Copy !req
637. He's one of the best
in the world,
like, without a doubt.Copy !req
638. Isn't that the damnedest thing?Copy !req
639. He works really hard.Copy !req
640. And cares.Copy !req
641. Like, really cares.Copy !req
642. And wants things to be
better than they are.Copy !req
643. Like, himself included and...Copy !req
644. I mean,
he's just always working,
you know? Like...Copy !req
645. Actually this is pretty wild.Copy !req
646. I don't even know
if he knows this,Copy !req
647. but I went to New York
a few years ago,Copy !req
648. 'cause I, like, I wanted to eat
his food so badly, you know?Copy !req
649. This was before we even
knew each other and um...Copy !req
650. Hands down
the best meal of my life.Copy !req
651. I mean, I had to split it
on, like, 3 credit cardsCopy !req
652. 'cause it was quite expensive,Copy !req
653. but it was really special,
you know?Copy !req
654. Wow.Copy !req
655. Carm's special.Copy !req
656. What he does is special.Copy !req
657. He definitely, you know,
can be hard on himself.Copy !req
658. But...Copy !req
659. he's good at what he does.Copy !req
660. And you guys are very close?Copy !req
661. Oh... ... I think so.Copy !req
662. Yeah, you see, that's exactly
what I was talking about.Copy !req
663. Isn't that strange?Copy !req
664. What do you mean?Copy !req
665. Well, what I was saying.Copy !req
666. Like, sometimes
your work family is closer
to you than your family-family.Copy !req
667. Oh, well, um...Copy !req
668. I mean, sometimes I feel like
your work family is, like,Copy !req
669. part of your family-family,
though. You know,
like, it's one big,Copy !req
670. I don't know, family-family.Copy !req
671. Yeah.Copy !req
672. If you're lucky.Copy !req
673. - I'm gonna...
I'm gonna head out.
- Okay.Copy !req
674. So, will you cover me?Copy !req
675. - Sure. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- Okay. Okay.Copy !req
676. God bless you.Copy !req
677. All right.Copy !req
678. You gotta get back under there.
You gotta try again.Copy !req
679. - Okay.
- Yeah?Copy !req
680. - Like, now?
- Yeah.Copy !req
681. But just, like,
take a breath, all right?Copy !req
682. - Yo. Hi...
Hey.
Hey, Claire Bear.Copy !req
683. - How you doing?
I'm good.Copy !req
684. What's-What's going on?Copy !req
685. Oh, we, you know,
we got a little situation.Copy !req
686. - What's the situation?
- I'm destroying a child's life.Copy !req
687. Okay. Enough with that already.Copy !req
688. Look, I'm nervous.
And it's not about this.Copy !req
689. It's not... I love Tiff
so much, and I know
that that's gonna be okay.Copy !req
690. But what I've been trying
to tell RichieCopy !req
691. is that I'm nervous
about being a stepdad, man.Copy !req
692. And I can't even get her out
from under a table,
Claire Bear, I—Copy !req
693. Why is she under a table?Copy !req
694. - She didn't wanna dance.
- So don't have her dance.Copy !req
695. Well, it's not about
the dance. It's—Copy !req
696. Well, then,
what's-what's it about?Copy !req
697. It's...
I don't know. It's like...Copy !req
698. It's...Copy !req
699. Hey, man, every time
she comes home
from spending time with you,Copy !req
700. all she can do
is talk about it,Copy !req
701. nonstop.Copy !req
702. And I love that,
because you're a great dude
and you're an amazing father.Copy !req
703. And I don't want to get
in the way of that
because I love you, man.Copy !req
704. And I want this to be great,
and I don't want it
to be strange.Copy !req
705. But I just, like...Copy !req
706. I want...Copy !req
707. I wanna be able to get her out
from under the table,Copy !req
708. and I want her to, like,
like me a little bit, too,
okay?Copy !req
709. All right. Frank.
Frank, listen to me, all right?Copy !req
710. Every time I drop her off
at your house,Copy !req
711. I fucking hug that kid
like I'm never gonna
see her again, right?Copy !req
712. Like I'm gonna get phased out.Copy !req
713. And every time you drop
her off at my houseCopy !req
714. or I come and pick her back up,
all she can do
is talk about Frank.Copy !req
715. "Frank" this, "Frank" that.Copy !req
716. - No.
- Yes.
It drives me fucking nuts.Copy !req
717. Thanks, man.Copy !req
718. - Get back under there.
Try again.
- Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
719. - Yeah.
Okay.Copy !req
720. Come on.Copy !req
721. Okay. All right.Copy !req
722. Okay.Copy !req
723. Is that true?Copy !req
724. Fuck no.Copy !req
725. 'Cause I was like,
"What the fuck?"
You're such a good dude.Copy !req
726. - Oh, my God. Sorry. Sorry.
- No. No. You're okay?Copy !req
727. - Yeah, no, I'm fine.
- No, no, no, no.
It's not happening.Copy !req
728. - What's that?
- It's not happening.Copy !req
729. Claire, wanna give it a try?Copy !req
730. That's a good idea.
- Okay, honored.Copy !req
731. Hey, babe, you wanna talk
to Auntie Claire Bear?Copy !req
732. All right.
- All right. Wish me luck.Copy !req
733. All the luck.Copy !req
734. Hi, Evie.Copy !req
735. This will be good.Copy !req
736. - Thank you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
737. Nah.Copy !req
738. You're such a good dude, man.Copy !req
739. All right. All right,
all right, all right.Copy !req
740. - Selfie. Selfie, selfie.
Come on, smile!
- What? What are you—Copy !req
741. Why didn't you tell me
you have a girlfriend?Copy !req
742. What?Copy !req
743. Why didn't you tell me
you have a girlfriend?Copy !req
744. Because you're mean
to all of my girlfriends.Copy !req
745. You've never been nice.Copy !req
746. To any of our girlfriends.Copy !req
747. - Remember Alison?
- Yeah. Why?Copy !req
748. - Were you nice to Alison?
- I know I wasn't I mean.Copy !req
749. She... Yeah, I'm supposed to.
That's my job.Copy !req
750. - You pick bad girlfriends.
- That's your job?
"Bad girlfriends"?Copy !req
751. - We have amazing girlfriends.
- You put my girlfriends
in their head.Copy !req
752. - Yeah. You scare them.
- I know.Copy !req
753. It's because I wanna
get to know them better.Copy !req
754. Okay, but this one's for real.
Kelly is the real thing.Copy !req
755. - What?
- Yes.Copy !req
756. - The one out there?
- Yes.Copy !req
757. Oh, I don't think so.Copy !req
758. - Why? What?
- No. Yes.Copy !req
759. You haven't even talked to her.Copy !req
760. What are you talking about?Copy !req
761. You were staring at
her shoes for too long.Copy !req
762. I know. 'Cause the shoes
were really bad. And it says
a lot about a person.Copy !req
763. - No one's gonna care.
- Do you think
Mom would like her?Copy !req
764. - No.
- What?Copy !req
765. - If I don't like it,
she wouldn't.
- Now you're in my head.Copy !req
766. - What are you talking about?
- Maybe you should be.Copy !req
767. Use your head. It's because...
Listen, you get it.Copy !req
768. It's because
I love you both so much.
I love you so much. Okay?Copy !req
769. - I know. We love you too.
I love you too.
- I love you.Copy !req
770. Yeah. Get your head
in the game, though. Okay?Copy !req
771. - Okay.
- It is. My head's in the game.Copy !req
772. - It's not. It never was.
- Can you—Copy !req
773. - But it's time now.
- Okay.Copy !req
774. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
775. She left.Copy !req
776. Thank God.Copy !req
777. - Okay.
- Was that...Copy !req
778. It's...Copy !req
779. - It was okay?
- Yeah. It was totally fine.Copy !req
780. - Yeah?
- Really. Yes, yes.Copy !req
781. - Good.
- Yeah.Copy !req
782. Um...Copy !req
783. I think it was hard
or weird for her too, you know.Copy !req
784. - Just everything, everybody.
- Yeah. No, I know.Copy !req
785. I'm trying to, you know,
make some room for that.Copy !req
786. - I'm trying to.
- Are you?Copy !req
787. I'm trying to, yeah.Copy !req
788. Okay.Copy !req
789. What's up?Copy !req
790. She'd liked to see you both.Copy !req
791. - Okay.
Yeah.Copy !req
792. Progress.Copy !req
793. - It's something.
Something.
Can we all go?Copy !req
794. - You go first.
All right. Let's go.Copy !req
795. Was it nice seeing her, or...Copy !req
796. I think so. I mean, I'm...Copy !req
797. I'm glad she seems okay,
you know?Copy !req
798. - Yeah.
- Um...Copy !req
799. And thank you for...
for talking to her.Copy !req
800. No, it's totally fine.
I don't care.Copy !req
801. I think she just wanted to
know how you were, you know.Copy !req
802. - Yeah?
Hey. I'm sorry.Copy !req
803. - No, no. Hi.
- Sorry.Copy !req
804. - Oh, God. I'm sorry.
- Oh, shit. Hey.Copy !req
805. - Hi, roomie. How are you?
- Hi, um...Copy !req
806. - Stevie, this is,
this is my friend Syd.
- Hey.Copy !req
807. - Syd, this is cousin Stevie.
- I'm Stevie.Copy !req
808. - I'm his... Me and Michelle.
- Stevie and Michelle—Copy !req
809. Married into the family. Sorry.Copy !req
810. Stevie and Michelle,
they let me stay on their couchCopy !req
811. when I was in New York.
When I was working in New York.Copy !req
812. - Best roommate ever.
- Yeah?Copy !req
813. - Never saw you.
- Right?Copy !req
814. 3:00 a.m., comes home
smelling like a psychopath,
but very quiet.Copy !req
815. Can I inquire
about the psychopath smell?Copy !req
816. Uh...Copy !req
817. Pledge week
at a Sicilian fraternity?Copy !req
818. - Oh, okay.
- Sweat, death, lemons, garlic.Copy !req
819. I think it's the specific,
more like restaurant.Copy !req
820. - This is restaurant smell?
- Like the restaurant smell.Copy !req
821. And what was
that last ingredient?
Oh, the most cigarettes ever.Copy !req
822. Yeah. Yeah.
I-I actually... I...Copy !req
823. - That feels a bit,
like, Carmy-specific.
- Yeah.Copy !req
824. Well...Copy !req
825. I, uh... I quit actually.
Just recently.Copy !req
826. - You quit smoking?
He did.Copy !req
827. - Congrats, man. Was it hard?
- Thank you.
It was, it was hard.Copy !req
828. But I, um... I really wanted
to say thank you,Copy !req
829. to you and Michelle just
for having me when you did.Copy !req
830. - Dude. Carmy, that was nothing.
Come on.
- No, it was.Copy !req
831. You were busting your ass,
totally inspiring us.Copy !req
832. Yeah.
- Guy with a passion,Copy !req
833. kind of killing himself
to commit to it.Copy !req
834. - We just had a couch.
That was easy.
- I know.Copy !req
835. I just... I owe you.
Forever. I owe you.Copy !req
836. Please, you owe us—
No, you owe me.Copy !req
837. 'Cause I stayed
and Michelle left.
You owe me a dinner.Copy !req
838. - Okay.
- Michelle gets nothing.Copy !req
839. - I can do that. That's a deal.
- Yeah, great.Copy !req
840. I saw you met Donna.Copy !req
841. Oh.Copy !req
842. - Yes.
- Donna rules, right?Copy !req
843. Uh, y-yeah, it was, you know...
it was... it was an experience.Copy !req
844. - It was nice.
It was fine. It was fine.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
845. - I think she skedaddled
with Lee, right?
- She left.Copy !req
846. She was with Lee?Copy !req
847. - Who's Lee?
Jesus Christ.Copy !req
848. Lee is a man
I've met nine times,
and I don't know who he is.Copy !req
849. All right, babe.
You see, we're both here.Copy !req
850. You wanna say something, Frank?Copy !req
851. We're both here, baby.Copy !req
852. There's too many people
up there, right?Copy !req
853. - Yeah.
Yeah.
Let's just be down here.Copy !req
854. - It's so fun
to hang out down here.
Yeah.Copy !req
855. We definitely don't have
to dance down here.Copy !req
856. - Yeah.
Okay?Copy !req
857. - Okay.
Okay.Copy !req
858. Yo!Copy !req
859. Yo, Richie,
what the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
860. - Yo. Fuck you doing down here?
- Yo, yo, yo.Copy !req
861. - Hey.
- Oh, hey, Carm.Copy !req
862. Hi, Claire.Copy !req
863. - Hey.
- Hi, everybody else.Copy !req
864. - What's up?
- Hey, Uncle Carmy.Copy !req
865. Hi, baby. How we doing?Copy !req
866. Uncle Carmy, can you sit?Copy !req
867. - Oh, honey. I don't...
I don't know.
- Sit down.Copy !req
868. - Oh, okay.
- Sit down. I'll make some room.Copy !req
869. Yeah. All right.
What are we doing?Copy !req
870. We're just hanging out
down hereCopy !req
871. because it's like the vibes
down here are just so fun.Copy !req
872. Yeah, no, it's nice.
I like it down here.Copy !req
873. - She's nervous.
- Oh, okay. Got it, got it.Copy !req
874. Bear?
Are you fucking hiding?
I can hear you.Copy !req
875. Hey, Sug.
You fucking bitch.Copy !req
876. - What—
- Hey, hey.Copy !req
877. - Uh, Sug.
Yo, yo, yo.Copy !req
878. Hi, everyone.Copy !req
879. - Hey.
- Hi, Sugar Bear.Copy !req
880. - Hi, honey.
- You wanna just come in?Copy !req
881. - Come on in.
- Okay. What's going on?Copy !req
882. We're just hanging out.Copy !req
883. Evie is afraid
of doing the father...Copy !req
884. stepfather-daughter dance,
and we're just telling her thatCopy !req
885. she doesn't have to do it,
right, guys?Copy !req
886. Yeah, dancing is so stupid.Copy !req
887. - Yeah.
- You sad about
something else, honey?Copy !req
888. Hey.
Francie, where are you going?Copy !req
889. Are you seriously
hiding from me under a table?Copy !req
890. This has nothing
to do with you.Copy !req
891. - Jesus. Just sit down.
- Hi, Auntie Francie.Copy !req
892. Hi, honey.Copy !req
893. - It's actually
really cool down here.
- Be quiet.Copy !req
894. Okay, guys,
guys, guys, guys.
Fuck you.Copy !req
895. Honey, what are you sad about?Copy !req
896. Well, I guess I'm sad
about my dog dying.Copy !req
897. - Oh, baby. I know.
I had a dog too.
- Sweetheart.Copy !req
898. Hey, Jonathan died,
like, three years ago,Copy !req
899. and you didn't even
really like him.Copy !req
900. Right?Copy !req
901. What's really going on?Copy !req
902. Yeah.Copy !req
903. You can tell us.Copy !req
904. You scared
about something else?Copy !req
905. I saw them
go under here. Hello?Copy !req
906. Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
907. Stevie in there?
Hey, guys. Ooh. What?Copy !req
908. This is fire!
Everyone, meet Kel,
my girlfriend.Copy !req
909. Just sit down. Sit down.Copy !req
910. - Full name, Kelly.
- Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
911. You afraid
of something else, baby?Copy !req
912. Gotta text Marcus
we're under the table.Copy !req
913. I mean,
I'm scared all the time.Copy !req
914. Stevie in here?
- So is Uncle Carmy.Copy !req
915. Right, Carm?Copy !req
916. Oh, yeah, I get scared.Copy !req
917. You get scared, Carmy?Copy !req
918. Big-time. I get
really scared sometimes, yeah.Copy !req
919. Yeah, honey,
Carmy is very scared.Copy !req
920. Okay.Copy !req
921. Hello?
Yo, Syd,
we're under the table.Copy !req
922. - Syd?
Yo, Stevie.Copy !req
923. Are you...
Under here.Copy !req
924. - ... hiding?
Everybody's here.Copy !req
925. What up, Syd?
- Hey, Syd. Hey.Copy !req
926. Come on in, guys.Copy !req
927. - This is interesting.
- Stevie. Hey.Copy !req
928. - We're talking about
what we're afraid of.
- Eva, that's Auntie Sydney.Copy !req
929. Sydney, Eva.Copy !req
930. - Hi.
- Hi, Auntie Sydney.Copy !req
931. Hi. I'm Francine Fak.Copy !req
932. Oh. Hey, hi.Copy !req
933. Hi. Hi. Hi, Stevie.Copy !req
934. Uh, Syd, Stevie,
you guys get scared, right?Copy !req
935. - All the time.
- Every day.Copy !req
936. Yes.
Knew you were hiding
down here.Copy !req
937. What's going on? Oh.Copy !req
938. Hi. Hi. Hi, babe.Copy !req
939. Hi, baby.
- What's going on?Copy !req
940. We're just talking to Evie.Copy !req
941. Oh, about what?Copy !req
942. Talking about being afraid.Copy !req
943. The dancing?Copy !req
944. Okay. Hi, honey.Copy !req
945. Hi, how are you?Copy !req
946. Why don't we all go around
and say what we're afraid of.Copy !req
947. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
948. I'll start.Copy !req
949. - I'm horrified of bees.
Mm.Copy !req
950. Ooh...
What do you think of bees?Copy !req
951. - No? Okay.
Richie?Copy !req
952. Oh, uh, AI.
Specifically, the singularity,Copy !req
953. but, you know, in general,
just artificial intelligence.Copy !req
954. Mm-hmm.
- Frank?Copy !req
955. I'm afraid of heights.Copy !req
956. Big one.
- Neil?Copy !req
957. - I'm afraid of, like, big dogs.
Ooh.Copy !req
958. You never know
what they're gonna do, and...Copy !req
959. - I don't know.
- Yeah.Copy !req
960. - Ted?
That is scary sometimes.Copy !req
961. I'm afraid of enclosed spaces.Copy !req
962. Like, I got, like
two minutes tops in here.Copy !req
963. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
964. So, I gotta... Kel?Copy !req
965. Um, I guess, like,
the gradual collapse
of the planetCopy !req
966. and all the infrastructure.Copy !req
967. - Okay. That's dark. Okay.
- I was gonna say that.Copy !req
968. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
969. I was gonna say that. Sug?Copy !req
970. I'm afraid of best friend's
betraying me.Copy !req
971. - Francie, you go.
- My biggest fear
is friends betraying me.Copy !req
972. - Oh, is it?
- "Oh, is it?" Yeah.Copy !req
973. Because, actually, I have
a little story for all of you.
I want you to hear this.Copy !req
974. No one needs
to hear your story.
- ... most of allCopy !req
975. is that it'll happen
to you too.
It will happen to you too.Copy !req
976. - Yeah.
- Leave her out of it.Copy !req
977. - Hey. Guys. Guys. Tiff, please?
- No. No. No.Copy !req
978. I think it's...
I think it's Tiff's turn.Copy !req
979. - Yes, yes.
- Go on.Copy !req
980. I am afraid
of losing people that I love.Copy !req
981. - Stevie?
- Do you know
what I'm afraid of?Copy !req
982. I'm afraid of every disease.Copy !req
983. Any one. You can pick it.Copy !req
984. - Flu.
- Flu.Copy !req
985. - Yeah.
- I get a shot for the flu.Copy !req
986. - Syd?
- Um, I'm afraid of...Copy !req
987. of failing.
I think of messing stuff up.
That's scary to me.Copy !req
988. Mm.
Yeah.Copy !req
989. - Yeah.
- Carm?Copy !req
990. Oh, uh, I am afraid of...Copy !req
991. Nat?
Pete. Under here.Copy !req
992. - Under the table.
- Yeah, babe. Right here.
Yes. Come on in.Copy !req
993. Hi.Copy !req
994. - Good morning, guys.
- What the fuck?Copy !req
995. - Just sit down.
- Everybody's here.Copy !req
996. - Hey.
This is dope.Copy !req
997. - Hi, Uncle Pete.
- We're saying
what we're afraid of.Copy !req
998. - Hi, sweetie.
- You three say
what you're afraid of.Copy !req
999. Oh, um... Capers.Copy !req
1000. Uh, I'm afraid of spiders,
but I also love spiders.Copy !req
1001. - Mm.
- Aw.Copy !req
1002. I'm afraid of running out
of creativity.Copy !req
1003. That's a good one.Copy !req
1004. Who's next?Copy !req
1005. - Carm?
Yeah, Carm.Copy !req
1006. Uh, yeah, yeah. Um...Copy !req
1007. I don't know. What's...
What's, like,
the opposite of chaos?Copy !req
1008. It's, uh...Copy !req
1009. Peace?Copy !req
1010. Right.Copy !req
1011. - Math then.
I think it would be math.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1012. You're very bad at math.Copy !req
1013. - Yes.
- It'd be math.
I'm no good at math.Copy !req
1014. - Math is also afraid of you.
- You're really good at math,
aren't you?Copy !req
1015. - Yeah.
- Math.Copy !req
1016. What about you, Evie?Copy !req
1017. I'm afraid of...Copy !req
1018. - dancing.Copy !req
1019. - That makes sense.
- That makes a lot of sense.Copy !req
1020. Dancing's terrible.Copy !req
1021. That makes a lot of sense.Copy !req
1022. You don't ever
have to dance, okay?
You don't have to do it.Copy !req
1023. And I'm... I'm terrified
of dancing too, so I get it.Copy !req
1024. Because dancing is terrifying.
- Yes.Copy !req
1025. - Yeah, it is.
Exactly.Copy !req
1026. Yeah,
you don't have to do it, baby.Copy !req
1027. Like, I just wanted
to have fun with you.
I have fun with you.Copy !req
1028. If you don't wanna dance,
we don't have to dance. Okay?Copy !req
1029. Okay.Copy !req
1030. - I love you, sweetie.
- Love you too, Waldo.Copy !req
1031. - You wanna get out of here?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1032. - We can all get outta here.
- Wait, wait, wait, hold on.Copy !req
1033. I gotta get
a photo of this, though.Copy !req
1034. - Yeah.
- Cute.Copy !req
1035. This might never happen again.
Come on. Let me get a photo.Copy !req
1036. - Watch out,
watch out, watch out.
- Scooch over there.Copy !req
1037. Scooch right there.Copy !req
1038. - Ready, guys? Here we go.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1039. - For heaven's sakes, please...
- Here we go, guys.Copy !req
1040. Bears on three.Copy !req
1041. One, two, Bears.
Bears!Copy !req
1042. Yeah!Copy !req
1043. Okay.Copy !req
1044. - Got it?
- Another one.Copy !req
1045. One more, all right?
Here we go.Copy !req
1046. One, two, three.Copy !req
1047. Bears.
- God, I look good in this.Copy !req
1048. Let me see. Do a spinny.Copy !req
1049. Come on.Copy !req
1050. You look so perfect.Copy !req
1051. - You see? That was nothing.Copy !req
1052. - Thank you, Richie.
- I didn't do anything, man.Copy !req
1053. That was tough.Copy !req
1054. Yeah, well, you know.Copy !req
1055. There's a lot of that.Copy !req
1056. A lot of what?Copy !req
1057. I don't know.
All of this, you know?Copy !req
1058. Yeah.Copy !req
1059. - And good luck.Copy !req
1060. - Hey. Got you. Yeah.
- Hey, thanks.Copy !req
1061. - Hey, buddy.
Hey, I gotcha. Come on.
- Hey.Copy !req
1062. Claire Bear's so pretty.Copy !req
1063. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1064. - Aw, Neil. That's so nice.
- What? I didn't say anything.Copy !req
1065. - What?
- I just heard you say it.Copy !req
1066. No, I-I... I didn't say that.Copy !req
1067. - I heard you.
- I know, but, um...Copy !req
1068. I said that Claire Bear
was here.Copy !req
1069. Like, "Claire Bear's here."Copy !req
1070. Richard.Copy !req
1071. Hey, James.Copy !req
1072. Claire Bear, gorgeous.Copy !req
1073. Tiffany,
looking absolutely beautiful.Copy !req
1074. I'm telling you, you
and that fucking tweaked-out
line cook pal of yours,Copy !req
1075. - you're a pair
of fucking idiots.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1076. Idiots.Copy !req
1077. I know.Copy !req
1078. I gotta say that this
Frank character is a pretty
fucking nice guy too, right?Copy !req
1079. - Yeah. Yeah, I know.
- Sucks a bit?Copy !req
1080. Yeah. The most.Copy !req
1081. You okay?Copy !req
1082. Yeah. I'm okay.Copy !req
1083. Natalie?Copy !req
1084. Yes, Francine?Copy !req
1085. I...Copy !req
1086. What?Copy !req
1087. I think about you a lot.Copy !req
1088. I bet.Copy !req
1089. I do miss you.Copy !req
1090. And I...Copy !req
1091. really hope that you're happy,Copy !req
1092. and that...Copy !req
1093. you have someone who loves you.Copy !req
1094. I think about you too.Copy !req
1095. - Do you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1096. I think about
how smart you are.Copy !req
1097. How hard you work.Copy !req
1098. How funny you are.Copy !req
1099. And I just think, "Holy shit.Copy !req
1100. She's probably doing
something great."Copy !req
1101. Well, I am.Copy !req
1102. Yeah?Copy !req
1103. - Yeah.
- Cool.Copy !req
1104. All right.
I gotta tell you something.Copy !req
1105. I think I'm gonna
tell Kelly I love her.Copy !req
1106. - What?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1107. - Yeah.
- That's amazing.Copy !req
1108. - Tonight.
- Yes.Copy !req
1109. - Should I? Is that weird?
- No.Copy !req
1110. It's not weird, like,
to tell someone you love themCopy !req
1111. at, like,
someone else's wedding
for the first time?Copy !req
1112. Absolutely not.
We're in a house of love.Copy !req
1113. - Today's the day.
- Today's the day.Copy !req
1114. Yes. Do you feel it?Copy !req
1115. Yeah, I wanna be good.
You know?Copy !req
1116. - You deserve to be good.
- She makes me wanna be good.
It's crazy.Copy !req
1117. You ever been to Kyoto, James?Copy !req
1118. Never have.Copy !req
1119. - You?
- Uh-uh.Copy !req
1120. William Friedkin,
he tells this—
You know who that is?Copy !req
1121. - 'Course I know
who the fuck that is.
- Yeah, fucking G.Copy !req
1122. - He was a fucking G.
- Right, so he's in,
uh, Japan, right?Copy !req
1123. Promoting The Exorcist
or whatever.Copy !req
1124. And he decides to visit
some famous garden in Kyoto.Copy !req
1125. And he gets there, no
flowers, no trees or nothing.Copy !req
1126. Just a few rocks
and a bunch of combed sand.Copy !req
1127. And he's looking at it,
he's like,Copy !req
1128. "Maybe these rocks
are like planets or countries."Copy !req
1129. And he's like, "Oh, no.
What if they're families?
Or people?"Copy !req
1130. And this garden is showing
how spaced out everyone is
from everybody else.Copy !req
1131. How separated they are.Copy !req
1132. How alone, right?Copy !req
1133. And the only thing
that's connecting 'em
or touching 'em is this sand.Copy !req
1134. And, wow. He's like,
really moved. Like,
really fucking moved by this.Copy !req
1135. But I'm, like,Copy !req
1136. standing hereCopy !req
1137. so relieved, you know.Copy !req
1138. Fucking really grateful.Copy !req
1139. Because I...Copy !req
1140. I think I've been looking
at this all wrong.Copy !req
1141. You're not...
You're not one of the rocks?Copy !req
1142. I think I'm the sand, man.Copy !req
1143. - Okay.Copy !req
1144. Come on. Let's smoke.Copy !req
1145. Lead the way, grasshopper.Copy !req
1146. Francie.Copy !req
1147. You wanna maybe
try to be friends?Copy !req
1148. Yeah.Copy !req
1149. And you won't fuck me over?Copy !req
1150. - No. I will
not fuck you over, Natalie.
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
1151. Thank you. Because you know,
if you do fuck me over,
I will fucking kill you.Copy !req
1152. Yeah, well, listen.
If you fuck me over
then I will kill you.Copy !req
1153. Okay. Well...Copy !req
1154. What were you gonna tell me?Copy !req
1155. - What?
- Earlier.Copy !req
1156. - What do you mean?
- You said you had
something to tell me.Copy !req
1157. - I...
- Like, a big deal something.Copy !req
1158. In-In here? I don't know.Copy !req
1159. - You said it.
- I d... I...Copy !req
1160. I love you...Copy !req
1161. Like... Like, a crazy amount.Copy !req
1162. Like, so much.Copy !req
1163. I do.Copy !req
1164. I love you too.Copy !req
1165. Really?Copy !req
1166. Big time.Copy !req
1167. - God.
- Golly.Copy !req
1168. My heart was pumping.Copy !req
1169. Syd told me about,
um, uh, her dad.Copy !req
1170. - Yeah. Scary.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1171. Really scary.Copy !req
1172. I'm glad you were there.Copy !req
1173. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
1174. I'm really surprised
you're here.Copy !req
1175. - Why?
- Shouldn't you be at work?Copy !req
1176. Yeah.
Um, we're closed today. So...Copy !req
1177. Oh, Sunday.Copy !req
1178. - Right.
- Your favorite.Copy !req
1179. - That's right.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1180. I really, uh,
forced you to participate.Copy !req
1181. Kind of.Copy !req
1182. Yeah, I'm participating more.Copy !req
1183. - That's good, right?
- Well, yeah.
I should say I'm...Copy !req
1184. I'm trying
to participate more. So...Copy !req
1185. - Yeah. An important step.
- Is it?Copy !req
1186. Yeah. Yeah.
Well, maybe the most important.Copy !req
1187. Uh-huh.Copy !req
1188. Shit, um...
You finished your residency.Copy !req
1189. That is so great.
And congratulations.Copy !req
1190. Yeah. That happened yesterday.
How... How did you know that?Copy !req
1191. That's so weird.
You spying on me?Copy !req
1192. - Yes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Hmm. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1193. I knew it.Copy !req
1194. No, um, Ted told me.Copy !req
1195. You, uh... You doing all right?Copy !req
1196. Yeah.Copy !req
1197. You know,
it's a lot of family...Copy !req
1198. How do you do at these things?Copy !req
1199. Terrible. I just do
a better job of hiding it.Copy !req
1200. Right.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1201. Carm. I mean, like,
how are you doing generally?Copy !req
1202. Getting there.Copy !req
1203. You?Copy !req
1204. Getting there.Copy !req
1205. Yeah.Copy !req
1206. When, uh... Sugar called me
about Michael...Copy !req
1207. I was working.
I was on the line. And, uh...Copy !req
1208. I didn't want
to think about it,
so I put my hand on the burner.Copy !req
1209. It wasn't a...Copy !req
1210. a hot pot.Copy !req
1211. I didn't think that it was.Copy !req
1212. I'm trying
to tell people things.Copy !req
1213. Terrifying.Copy !req
1214. Yeah.Copy !req
1215. Is this, um... terrifying?Copy !req
1216. No.Copy !req
1217. Okay.Copy !req
1218. - Okay. What else?
- A hundred candles, right?Copy !req
1219. And a big cake.Copy !req
1220. How big?Copy !req
1221. Humongous.Copy !req
1222. Well, you know, my...Copy !req
1223. my friend Marcus, he makes
absolutely the best cakes
in the world.Copy !req
1224. Oh. Well, we wouldn't know
'cause we're not allowed
to see.Copy !req
1225. - It's crazy that
we haven't been yet.
- Yeah, we're almost there.Copy !req
1226. You know, when it's perfect,
you know, we would love
to have you guys.Copy !req
1227. Uh, excuse me, gents.
I was hoping to get a dance
with the gorgeous young lady.Copy !req
1228. She's not really
in a dancing mood today.Copy !req
1229. Oh, golly. Forgive me.
I was actually hoping to take
my first spin with the, uh...Copy !req
1230. - the other gorgeous young lady.
- Oh!Copy !req
1231. Okay. I'm gonna put this down.Copy !req
1232. Be good.Copy !req
1233. Are we gonna be good?
I don't think we should be.Copy !req
1234. Should we flip over a table?Copy !req
1235. You know what?Copy !req
1236. You kitty-cats chill.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
1237. I'm not a kitty-cat.Copy !req
1238. You know, that's what
a kitty-cat would say.Copy !req
1239. I think we should be kitty-cats
for the rest of the day.Copy !req
1240. What do you think?Copy !req
1241. - Thank you so much for coming.
- Would not miss it
for the world.Copy !req
1242. I know, but...Copy !req
1243. - What? What's the matter?
- It's just...Copy !req
1244. The scary part of the divorce
was I thought
I was gonna lose youCopy !req
1245. and, you know, Stevie
and Michelle and Carmy
and Nat and everybody.Copy !req
1246. - What do you mean?
- Well, my family
is such a mess, you know?Copy !req
1247. And they're all over the place.
And I'm...
Look, they're not even here.Copy !req
1248. I don't have anybody here
and the Berzattos
are like a family to me.Copy !req
1249. Oh, my God. Well, there is
a horrific fucking notion,
I'll tell you that.Copy !req
1250. I know. But you guys...Copy !req
1251. You're really important to me.Copy !req
1252. And if I lost the Bears,
I don't—Copy !req
1253. Okay. Okay. Yeah.
Listen to me now.Copy !req
1254. There are way too many things
to worry about in
this nasty shithole of a world.Copy !req
1255. For you,
that ain't one of them.Copy !req
1256. - No?
- No, ma'am.Copy !req
1257. Unfortunately for you,
you're a Bear forever.Copy !req
1258. My condolences.Copy !req
1259. - I love you, Uncle J.
- And I love you too.Copy !req
1260. You're not, like,
in love with her?Copy !req
1261. - What? With Francine?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1262. - No, babe.
- Okay.Copy !req
1263. No.Copy !req
1264. Come on.Copy !req
1265. Do you wanna dance?Copy !req
1266. That's not gonna
burn you alive?Copy !req
1267. - No.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
1268. I don't think so.Copy !req
1269. It's a good way to participate.Copy !req
1270. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
1271. Yeah.Copy !req
1272. What do you say?Copy !req
1273. Whatever.Copy !req
1274. Okay.Copy !req
1275. Your hand?Copy !req
1276. - You know
what you're doing?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1277. I was, um, really surprised
you didn't sayCopy !req
1278. that, uh, refrigerators
were the thing
you were the most afraid of.Copy !req
1279. Mm...Copy !req
1280. A swing and a miss.Copy !req
1281. - Okay. I'll try it.
- Yeah?Copy !req
1282. Only for one minute.Copy !req
1283. - You sure?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1284. Cool.Copy !req
1285. - Thank you for coming with me.
- Of course.Copy !req
1286. Also, you know, this is, like,
a pretty rich wedding, so...Copy !req
1287. - food was a bonus.
- Yeah, not about me.Copy !req
1288. - No.
- No, no.Copy !req
1289. Oh, shit, um...Copy !req
1290. You never told me
what you were nervous about.Copy !req
1291. Yeah, I... Just a decision.Copy !req
1292. Okay. You make the right one?Copy !req
1293. I don't know. I think
there was only one. You know?Copy !req