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- Dead Mom Club. Welcome.
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Maybe it's coming today. I don't know.
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- ... which is really nice.
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62. - That tracks.
- I know. I'm very organized.
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Yeah.
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81. - It's fucking stupid.
- Why did who close what?
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82. Don't worry about it. Just move
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Not good, actually.
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It's gonna take me a sec.
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I'm buffing now.
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I'm buffing fast.
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It's gotta look perfect.
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- Sammy. Yeah. It's gonna be weird though.
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100. - Why is it gonna be weird?
- Because he's being a dick right now.
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104. I just borrowed something. I reminded him.
He forgot, then I told him—
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105. - Dad was always right about you.
- Don't bring Dad into this.
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108. - Foam?
- That's a béarnaise, um...
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110. No, it's— it's cool.
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Yo, Chef.
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116. Yeah?
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117. Uh, yeah. New York notebook on the shelf.
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121. - It's fancy.
- You mean dusty.
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122. I mean, my dad gets the same thing
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123. - which is—
- Mint gelée is beyond dusty.
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127. Yeah, no. Sorry.
I should have thought of that.
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128. It's thought of.
What's the pasta for tonight?
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129. Mmm. I don't know.
We have to see what T brings back.
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130. - I was thinking potato gnocchi.
- Yeah, maybe with the beef cheeks?
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131. - Good. Yeah. Done.
- Great.
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133. Yeah. Yeah,
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137. I don't know. I don't know.
I think I was, uh—
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140. At least you got to be part of it.
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151. Uh, it's exactly what it sounds like.
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153. What's happening?
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154. Nothing. Just looking through
Carm's old notes.
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155. - Hmm.
- Check this out.
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156. Wow.
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157. - He would never show me that.
- Well, don't tell him I did.
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158. I won't. I like learning about
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163. I don't know. I was driving to work
the other day, and I saw this flower.
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164. - A violet.
- Yeah, the state flower of Illinois.
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- Number two, Big Neil.
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Always.
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She's always there for me.
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- That's true.
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- I don't think so.
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- What did you do when I was six?
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192. I taped you in a cardboard box
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- I gave you claustrophobia.
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- I'm still afraid of boxes.
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- Yeah. I know. I know.
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- I won't.
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We're fine.
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- Well, they don't got much.
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- Yeah, bummer.
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Produce vendor.
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I didn't say anything.
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- Great.
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215. - Start new menu please, Chef.
- Yep.
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217. - Hey. Don't worry. I got you. I got you.
- No. It's okay, Chef. I got it.
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- Hmm?
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Beautiful, elegant, perfect.
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- Will do.
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- Um.
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- Yes, Chef.
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- Yes, Chef.
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- Yeah.
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there are boxes out back for you.
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279. - We can't figure that out?
- No, no. Neither do they.
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281. - Ebra needs help.
- I know.
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Pay 'em from The Beef.
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284. - Deal.
- Yeah?
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- Did you call Claire?
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- Not really, no.
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293. - What?
- I need more courage.
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What are you talking about?
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- I know, but I need more courage.
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What for?
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Yo, how we looking?
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- Yeah?
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the last few bottles from downstairs.
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- Yeah, backup walking in, Chef.
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- No idea, Chef.
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Yo.
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Brother!
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What's up, Bear?
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I know you took the SD cards.
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- I said no such shit.
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They're not where they were.
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- No.
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- Yeah?
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- Well, now I gotta haunt you.
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- What is haunting?
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- Oh, yeah?
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You're not gonna haunt me.
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Nicholas Marshall.
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- Uh. Hello, Mr. Marshall.
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Ted, just say the password.
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this place is looking sick.
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said with complete admiration.
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Uh, Sammy, what are you doing here?
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- Well, make it shine, yeah?
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- Thank you.
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Here.
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Hey.
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- Hey, Bear.
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Gladly.
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we have run some analytics.
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- Yeah, he's buffing the floors.
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Love it.
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- I did.
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I did.
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Yeah.
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- Exactly.
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- No, I'm not.
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- Ted. Ted.
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- No. Ted. Me.
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- Yeah. No.
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I did.
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I did. Might've.
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- Did you? You poop in Dad's bathroom?
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- You know it's the best one.
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- All right. What the fuck's up?
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- Sick, varnish?
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- Sick, area's secure?
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- Sick.
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eat the dust with a Swiffer. Faks?
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other assorted fuckery.
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Neph.
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385. And remember, when you get to
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386. - Passive-aggressive.
- Aggressive-aggressive.
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sandwiches had shrooms in 'em.
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I know what it's like to be haunted.
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- Purse stool.
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Yeah, sick. What is that, leather?
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- They are greens that are small.
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- And lettuces.
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- Can we use less?
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- Okay.
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- Dawg, you're fucking smoking.
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- Not anymore, G. Put that shit out.
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You should know better. Put it out!
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- We don't smoke. We won't smoke in here.
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- Yeah, res-respect.
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- Sammy, I'm begging you, please.
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The guy's gonna be here in five.
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of it back as soon as possible.
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415. to teach you how to operate better.
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416. Three, you ever talk to me that way again,
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417. I'll drop you right to the fucking ground.
You understand me?
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418. I apologize.
And I accept.
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419. What?
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420. Didn't you tell me to be the guy?
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421. I didn't tell you to be an asshole.
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422. Understood.
Good.
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423. - Sammy.
- Why is he flinching?
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424. Sammy's haunting me right now.
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425. True.
What'd he do?
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426. - Took my SD cards without permission.
- Mbs or gigs?
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427. - Gigs.
- You're a fucking asshole.
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428. - Except I'm not, Richie.
- Except you are.
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429. - Haunt his fucking ass.
- Yes, Chef.
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430. Where were we?
- Farmers market's too high.
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431. You should get a produce vendor
to ship to us.
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432. - Yeah, we're aware.
- Floral budget is wildly out of control.
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433. Linen rental's disgusting.
Why rent additional sets of black napkins?
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434. Lint.
In fairness,
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435. - I often request a black napkin.
- How come?
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436. I like to wear a lot of black.
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437. Neil, you wanna fire up the Makita in case
there's any residual dust after the buff?
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438. Yes, Chef.
Thank you, Chef.
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439. Carm put that there.
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440. I don't give a flying fuck into a rolling
doughnut where Chef Carmen puts shit.
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441. Wine pours. Set the pours at five ounces.
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442. Also, wine cost is at 47%.
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443. Get that down to 27.
Why do you have a phone?
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444. - Is that a shot?
- I don't understand.
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445. You giving me shit
for not calling people back?
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446. For having a phone when you don't
take reservations over the phone.
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447. What's the point of paying someone
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448. to answer the phone
to say you don't take reservations?
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449. - We should be.
- It makes sense.
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450. Yeah, I make sense.
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451. Is that the half-gallon tank?
I said the two-gallon tank.
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452. What?
- Two-gallon tank.
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453. I gotta fucking do everything myself.
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454. Why are you using chargers?
What is a charger?
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455. It's a plate that sits at the table
before guests arrive.
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456. - Why do they call it a fucking charger?
- I don't know. I didn't invent it.
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457. - You put food on this thing?
- No, we clear it before the guests eat.
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458. - We don't get it.
- We do not get it.
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459. There's nothing to get. It—
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460. It's a plate
that nobody eats off of
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461. and then you still have to wash it anyway.
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462. That's correct.
- Yes.
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463. No. Fuck that shit. No chargers.
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464. - I told you not to smoke cigarettes.
- Sammy did it, so I felt confident.
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465. - Well?
- Well?
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466. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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467. - What happened now?
- I probably have lung cancer.
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468. Haunted.
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469. Next, you're at two and a half turns
of service per night.
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470. We should open a sixth day.
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471. Dude, you asked for the additional napkins
so white lint doesn't get on your pants.
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472. Correct.
- Understood.
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473. What lens are you working with there?
A little 75?
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474. Uh, this is a 28.
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475. Yeah, if— Are you a photographer or—
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476. - Filmmaker actually.
- Oh, what kind of films do you make?
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477. Children's birthday parties.
Can you not?
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478. Easy with the chitchat.
Can I not?
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479. I don't know. Can you?
- I don't know. Can I?
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480. Ted. Sam.
- This is so fucked. No.
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481. If I say the password,
will you stop fucking haunting me?
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482. I don't know, bro.
This haunting stuff—
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483. Samuel Geoff, I love you.
You're a hero.
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484. You buffed the shit
out of the floors today.
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485. Can you stop haunting me, bro?
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486. Theodore Geoff,
thank you for your compliments.
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487. - Yeah.
- I love you.
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488. - I love you too.
- You took my property. I can't.
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489. - Can you please stop haunting him? Please?
- Yeah.
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490. All right, fine. Fine.
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491. Really? Thank you.
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492. So, uh, how was the review?
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493. Oh, they don't tell me.
I just show up and shoot.
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494. It's okay. I wouldn't tell anybody. What—
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495. They don't tell me.
It's above my pay grade.
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496. Hey! What's it say?
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497. Yeah, what does the review say?
- Yeah. I-I got it, guys. Thanks.
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498. Actually, Sammy.
Why don't you get a coffee?
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499. There's a nice espresso machine
right back in there.
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500. Yeah, all right.
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501. Right next to the office.
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502. Okay.
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503. Can I see that shot?
- Is the place setting too crowded or—
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504. Excuse me?
maybe it's the napkin or—
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505. Is it?
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
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506. Try that one more time.
- Let's shoot.
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507. Samuel Geoff.
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508. You said you were done haunting me, bro.
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509. Theodore Geoff, you've tied my hands.
You've tied my hands.
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510. This is fucked up.
- Let's do this shot again.
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511. Sure.
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512. I'm scared. Stop. I'm haunted.
Well? Why would I? Why would I?
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513. Because.
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514. - Well—
- Well?
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515. The light's too hot?
- Fine, fuck this. "Iridescent."
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516. There, I did it. "Iridescent."
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517. - Password accepted. I love you.
- Love you too.
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518. M'kay.
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519. I know what's going on here.
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520. Hey, Neil Geoff, you wanna take
a step back? You're in the light.
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521. Back.
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522. A little bit more.
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523. More.
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524. Again. More. More.
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525. Keep going.
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526. Keep going.
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527. One more step.
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528. Okay, great.
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529. All right.
Okay.
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530. I'm feeling good about this.
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531. Can you ask them to prep the dish?
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532. What dish?
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533. Uh, they listed, uh, a duck dish.
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534. Something he mentions in the review.
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535. - So you have read the review?
- No, so they—
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536. - No, so they tell me what dishes—
- Don't fuck me.
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537. - They tell me what dishes—
- Don't fuck us.
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538. I would never.
I'm gonna make you guys look good.
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539. You smell cigarettes?
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540. What'd you say?
It smells like cigarettes.
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541. - You guys might wanna—
- Yeah, 'cause we're huffing darts in here.
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542. Just 'cause The Beef stand's
finally making money
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543. doesn't mean you can
make your own ketchup.
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544. - Fine.
- I mean, it's gross anyway.
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545. Chef Syd,
could you please tell Chef Carmen
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546. to prep the duck dish,
that we probably only made once,
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547. for the photographer?
He wants to showcase it.
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548. - Richard.
- No, Nicholas. No, not today.
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549. Uh, sorry. What duck dish?
- Oh, hey, Computer.
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550. - Sammy boy.
- Hey, Unc.
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551. Sammy.
- Hey, what's going on?
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552. - Bunch of chef shit?
- Yes, uh, chef shit.
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553. - Sick.
- Do you remember the dish?
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554. Do I? No.
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555. No. Not— Not you. I— I don't know you.
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556. - I'm Sammy.
- Okay, I'm Sydney.
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557. - Well.
- Well.
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558. Carm, do you remember?
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559. - Yes, maybe. Uh. I think so.
- You do not remember.
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560. I don't know.
We did six different versions of it.
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561. - Do you remember?
- Do you see why that's a problem?
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562. - Well, you don't remember either.
- Exactly.
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563. - T, do you remember—
- Nope.
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564. - Ha, classic.
- Wait. Do we have duck right now?
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565. - No.
- Fuck a duck.
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566. We can send somebody.
There it is.
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567. One duck for one photo equals piss.
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568. For the review, bro. I'm okay with this.
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569. Thank you, Computer.
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570. - All right. Who are we gonna send?
- Uh, everybody's back here doing prep.
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571. And the Faks are buffing, and I do not
trust them to make that a solo job.
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572. You wouldn't—
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573. No animals in my car.
Right.
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574. There's no one else
to send. I mean—
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575. What?
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576. - Oh, you want me to go grab a duck?
- Please.
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577. I mean—
- Sick. What kind of duck?
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578. Freshwater? I saw one at the park.
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579. - Should I get a trash bag from Neil?
- No, no. No. Nope.
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580. - Do you remember?
- What?
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581. The longest haunt?
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582. - Uncle Gary and Dad?
- Yeah.
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583. Dude.
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584. Six years.
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585. That's— That's insa— He was doing—
Dude, Dad did some crazy shit.
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586. He was fucking putting
fake LLCs in his name.
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587. And by the time he was done being haunted,
he had, like, 1500 businesses.
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588. I know. He made fake adoption papers.
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589. What's up, Computer?
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590. - Pastry chef?
- What about him?
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591. I mean, he— he makes two things,
so that makes him too expensive.
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592. Okay.
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593. W-What do you want me to do about it?
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594. Do you need a pastry chef?
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595. - That's Marcus.
- Do you need a Marcus?
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596. Yeah, we need a Marcus.
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597. - Can you get a cheaper Marcus?
- Computer.
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598. - Natalie.
- I've known you for 35 years.
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599. You coached Mikey's Little League team.
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600. You're nice to Pete.
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601. If you fuck with Marcus,
I will murder you.
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602. - Chef.
- Chef.
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603. - You all right, pal?
- Oh, uh, yes.
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604. Hi, Mr. Kalinowski. Hey.
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605. Syd, you know, if we're gonna be partners,
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606. probably not a good idea
for you to call me Mr. fucking Kalinowski.
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607. - Don't you think?
- You're right.
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608. Oh, actually, you know,
we're not partners.
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609. We are not partners until
you sign the fucking thingy.
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610. I know. I've— I've been busy.
That's, uh, on me.
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612. Yeah.
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613. Oh, wow. Try and contain yourself.
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614. Don't rub it in everyone's face
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615. I'm excited.
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- Yeah.
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617. Carm have a stick up his ass
today or what?
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618. I mean, like, a bigger stick than usual?
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619. Like a giant fucking redwood tree
lodged up there?
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620. I do not— I do not know
what you want me to say to that.
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622. I wish he wasn't so high-strung, you know?
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624. What?
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625. I don't know. I kinda think it's my fault.
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626. How?
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627. I just wish I had done more
to help 'em all out.
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628. - The kids?
- Yeah, when they were younger.
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630. What if I'm making it worse
buying 'em a fucking restaurant?
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631. Probably a different kind of little,
different kind of late. Don't you think?
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632. That's not what I meant.
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633. What did you mean?
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634. You're here.
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635. Okay.
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636. - Okay.
- Um.
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638. Do me a favor, kid.
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639. Next time you get 15 seconds,
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