1. Morning.
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Stomach still?
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I'll just grab something
on the way.
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coming tonight, right?
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It's just... I don't know.
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It's gonna be really good.
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how you do what you do.
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It means a lot.
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a lot of pressure on yourself.
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a two-bedroom apartment
with you.
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I had a left Twix,
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pressure's our friend here.
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to live here forever,
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everything the thing.
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everything that we have
into everything that we can?
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pressure on this one?
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if I could do another one.
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I'll see you later tonight.
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- Yeah. Alright.
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34. Love you, Chef.
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came off!
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excellent CDC
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41. at the most
excellent restaurant
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United States of America.
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43. What are you
doing here, I guess.
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45. Morning.
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46. You okay?
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47. Mm-hmm. Fine.
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48. Got some super-fun stuff
I wanna talk to you about.
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49. Okay, great.
I got a couple of those, too.
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53. which should be
a simple conversation
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54. and not unpleasant at all.
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55. And also,
what the hell is that?
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Yeah, I hate it.
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I texted you a picture of it
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okay to hang.
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59. What, so you just hung it up?
What's wrong with your shoulder?
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60. I said don't answer
if it's okay to hang.
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63. Okay, great. My turn.
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can't open
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ServSafe certified.
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ServSafe certified
in order to open.
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68. Ebra didn't renew
his ServSafe certification.
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70. Yeah, well,
turns out crossing off
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do that very quickly?
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73. Yeah, I do.
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- Jimmy.
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can't come tonight,
which is a bummer.
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not an exact science, Sug.
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to freak out if you see her.
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to freak out if you don't.
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a ServSafe certificate?
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- I'm not deflecting.
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about that painting.
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is food safety training.
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Safety training
is unlike you?
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89. The painting is unlike me, Nat.
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93. I'm fine on Mom.
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96. Thank you.
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97. Hey. -Hey. Uh, so we don't have
full waitstaff right now.
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we just do the nine course.
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100. Yeah, yeah.
No, that's good
for a run-through.
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101. - Cool. Hmm.
- Um...
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102. - Maybe...
- 86 the crudo?
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103. Crudo and, uh...
- One of the pastas.
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104. - Yes. The, uh, cavatelli.
- The cava—
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105. Yeah. Perfect. Alright.
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a hold of Tony yet?
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107. No, not yet.
Um, you have a...
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108. Oh. Yeah.
And... Yeah.
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109. Actually, I've got
something for you.
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110. - Okay.
- Uh, for later.
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111. - Um, new uniforms in?
- Yeah.
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112. Do you wanna just do
blues until service?
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113. Yes, Chef.
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114. - Yeah.
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115. Um, hey, who is Tony again?
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116. The fridge guy.
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117. Fuck me.
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118. - Fuck me. God fucking dammit.
- It's okay.
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119. No, I'm sorry.
I just, I just missed him.
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120. Yeah, dude. Yeah.
I'm sorry.
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122. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Fuck.
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like at this point,
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124. I'm putting so much into this.
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125. - I know.
- And I don't know, man,
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I know.
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127. - ... that you've been saying.
- I know. I know!
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129. I just need your focus
like you need mine.
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130. I-I don't wanna share it.
I'm sorry.
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132. - Yes. Hi.
- Carm, I forgot to ask
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I'm slowly withering away.
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Who's Tom?
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- Tony's the fridge guy.
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137. No, no,
Tony's the fridge guy.
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Tom or Tony?
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139. - No, I... I'll do it.
- Can you just call him?
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140. - Okay.
- No. Hey, I'll do it.
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141. I'll do it. I'll do it.
Mm-hmm.
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145. Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
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146. Well, how are you, um,
feeling about menu?
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147. Good, good.
Menu looks good.
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148. Looks like a menu. And...
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149. - Just gotta do it, like,
a thousand times now.
- Hmm.
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150. - You good?
- I mean, ask me later.
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with your mom like?
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our mom to, uh,
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157. It's not good.
I mean, it's, um, it's fine.
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a fuckin' disaster.
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but for Nat, it's...
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some kinda fuckin' miracle
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165. I-I don't really have
a great relationship with my...
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166. Um... She's dead. She died.
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said that a bit smoother.
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168. Yeah, she died
when I was, like, four. Lupus.
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I feel like I should have
known that or something.
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171. Don't do the... that thing.
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- What?
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it happened a while ago,
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- I was young.
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- I'm sorry.
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- Yeah.
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have the best relationship
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180. just 'cause of the whole,
like, dead thing.
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191. - Huh.
- Huh?
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192. - Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh what?
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a couple weeks and then...
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195. - No, it's-it's not bad.
- It's not.
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198. Well, food costs,
labor aren't cheap.
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202. Correct.
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203. - Dope, though.
- It's definitely dope.
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has to go up five.
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Five, seven. Agreed.
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I think so.
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what we're talking about.
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208. Yeah, we gotta raise the prices
by five percent.
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not as full.
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- Is there a waitlist?
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Mm-hmm
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I need you to salt that
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grow up, Arizona?
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Look. Okay?
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Yes, Chef.
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Why is this on the left side?
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'cause we're all right-handed.
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Jesus Christ!
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who's left-handed,
who called you
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asking what side to put it on.
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even have a phone?
- Yes, I have a phone, T.
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to put it on the right side?
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Focus. Please.
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making me nervous.
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when you're ready.
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I'll be right there, Chef.
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Two hours to open, Chefs.
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Chef, Chef. Behind.
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like, ten minutes maybe?
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is not there.
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Behind, behind, behind.
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at 45-degree angles.
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Every second counts. Chefs!
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- Chef.
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- Looks gorgeous, Chef.
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Marcus, you ready?
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Yep. Coming.
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- Thank you, Chef.
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You guys seen this one already.
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271. But... Copenhagen Sundae.
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272. - Well, this is like a classic.
- Right?
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is Sydney's Donut...
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After Carm Destroyed it
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the name came from.
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who's gonna feel like shit
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for the rest of his life.
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280. But I am glad
he feels like shit.
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- Oh, we can talk about it.
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283. Marcus,
package from Denmark.
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special savory dish.
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Wait one second.
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about each other and...
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291. And I wouldn't know any of you
if I didn't work at The Beef.
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297. Housekeeping.
Chef!
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299. You'll be fine.
It's a eight-hour online test.
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300. Just, you know,
have him take it tonight.
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301. Health inspectors
aren't coming today.
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302. - You sure about that?
- Nope.
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305. Yeah, you most certainly
wanna know what that is.
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306. That, my friend,
is a State of Illinois
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308. which certifies that The Bear
is allowed to do business
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the great state of Illinois.
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311. Thank you.
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314. Heavy moment, right?
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odds are against you, kid.
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316. - Is that right?
- Yeah, that's right.
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317. May I share with you a story
of complete and utter failure?
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318. Yes. I've been waiting. Wonderful.
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Shortstop for the Cubs?
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320. Um... no.
No, I don't think so.
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322. but I'm gonna explain why
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Solid player.
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Cubs had him, like, two years.
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they're playing the Marlins.
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Right?
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Championship fuckin' Series.
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- Okay?
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to the World Series,
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they hadn't been in, like,
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runner on second.
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shitty little thing to Gonzalez.
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And I mean an easy grab,
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with my hand and then,
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with my glove
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I'll catch it with both.
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didn't make the double play,
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the Cubs to the ninth.
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the bases are loaded.
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all fuckin' hell breaks loose.
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several plays earlier,
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it looks like...
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it smells like
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grab that fuckin' thing
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four outs from the pennant.
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Moisés is jumping for the ball,
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inches from Moisés
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fuckin' person would do
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major league sporting venue.
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Yeah.
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fuckin' motherfuckin' fuckups
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taking the blame
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took their eye off the ball.
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You don't wanna be Gonzalez.
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- Alright. Yeah. Yeah.
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- So be the fuckin' guy.
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of businesses, it sucks, right?
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- Right?
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trust me, they're contagious.
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little Stevie Bartman.
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your fuckin' head down.
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live this shit and nothin' else.
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to work for you, buddy.
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gonna work for you,
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every fuckin' minute,
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take your eyes off this thing.
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what you're gonna get?
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in your little nuts daily
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all soundin' to you?
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been dating someone.
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- Yeah.
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I don't know if I've
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in my entire fuckin' life.
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- Hi.
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429. You okay on the puntarelle sub?
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430. Yeah. Are you okay
on, like, life?
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431. Yeah. Yeah.
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432. I just haven't eaten.
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433. Oh, let me
make you something.
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434. No, I can't.
I can't let you do that.
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435. What are you talking about?
There's...
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436. What-what do you want?
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437. An omelet?
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438. Yeah, I can make you an omelet.
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439. - Yeah?
- Yeah. Go wait in the office.
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440. Hey, thank you.
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441. Ohh.
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442. Hi.
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443. Hi!
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444. Oh-oh-oh.
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445. Mm.
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446. I could cry. Honestly.
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447. You're so good. Thank you.
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448. - Okay. Don't watch me eat.
- I-I... Okay.
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449. You're a fucking genius.
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450. Shut the fuck up.
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451. MAN
keep fruits and vegetables
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452. separate from
raw meat, poultry and...
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453. Makes sense.
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454. Produce should
always be washed...
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455. Excellent.
before combining it
with other ingredients.
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456. So you'll also wanna clean
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457. and work area before starting.
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458. I accept.
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459. Yo, Carm.
- Chef.
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460. Try this.
Yeah. Yeah.
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461. Mm.
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462. - Bravo, Chef. Good.
- Thank you, Chef.
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463. Uh, 30 minutes to open, Chefs.
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464. Chef!
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465. Marcus, this is...
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466. incredible.
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467. Thank you, Chef.
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468. - It's all you.
- Fuck you talking about?
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469. It's all you, dude.
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470. Yeah. You pushed me.
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471. Okay, because you
let me push you.
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472. That's because you know me.
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473. Ok... Uh, no, no.
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474. We're not doing, like,
a corny fuckin' back and forth.
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475. What are you,
what are you doing later?
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476. Well, when's later?
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477. I don't know, like, after work.
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478. I'll probably fuckin' barf,
like, 40 times.
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479. Okay, well,
would you want to go eat
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480. before that or after
or in between?
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481. Uh, well, I don't know
if there's time.
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482. Also, uh, we have to drill this
with, like, the servers,
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483. so I'm gonna get them
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484. and then let's run through, um,
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485. just ingredients, any allergies.
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486. Um, that wasn't... that wasn't
like an ask out or anything?
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487. No, no. No.
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488. No, no, no, no. I-I just...
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489. Sorry. I just wanted
to make sure.
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490. That would be weird.
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491. I don't know why I, like,
assumed you're—
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492. Weird?
No, no, no, no, no.
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493. - Not-not-not weird, obviously.
- Uh-huh.
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494. No, um, I just more meant...
You know what I meant.
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495. Yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
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496. Let's... I'm gonna...
This was very good.
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497. - This was very good.
- Cool.
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498. Uh, thank you, Chef.
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499. Okay. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
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500. Fuck.
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501. First day, lizards.
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502. I wanna thank you guys.
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503. Thank you all so much
for all your hard work.
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504. There's nowhere else
in the world
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505. I'd rather be than right here,
right now with you guys.
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506. We are in the fortunate position
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507. of being able to
blow some fuckin' minds tonight.
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508. But in order to do that,
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509. we gotta read
some minds, alright?
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510. - Neil, how do we do that?
- We read the room.
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511. Yeah. How do we do that?
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512. We read, uh, facial expressions.
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513. We listen for verbal cues.
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514. We wanna be
inside of people's minds.
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515. Yeah. We ask questions, right?
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516. Not too many.
We be fuckin' nice.
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517. We remember names.
We remember everything.
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518. Alright? When we
walk into this room,
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519. we enter into
a state of profound,
heightened sensitivity.
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520. Now, who remembers
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521. what Vasudeva,
the ferryman, said to Siddartha
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522. on the banks
of the Ganges River?
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523. He whispered, "Listen better."
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524. And that's what we're gonna do.
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525. He also said water glasses
are always full.
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526. Somebody gets up,
that napkin gets folded,
placed on the seat.
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527. If someone looks bored,
make 'em fuckin' not bored.
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528. You know?
If the food's taking too long,
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529. make that food
not take too long.
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530. If someone looks cold,
Gary, what do you do?
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531. We make them not cold.
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532. That's right.
But don't make 'em ask.
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533. Listen, you know.
Watch. Execute. Alright?
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534. We're gonna be
streets ahead tonight.
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535. Anticipation
creates luxuriation.
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536. Yeah.
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537. Yeah.
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538. Fuckin'...
abra-fuckin'-cadabra, Chefs.
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539. - Cousin?
- Yeah. Beautiful.
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540. Thank you.
Thank you, cousin.
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541. Um, okay, so, uh...
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542. Tonight is
dress rehearsal, right?
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543. Um, it is designed
to find the cracks.
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544. Um, we're gonna
be doing a tasting menu.
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545. It's nine courses.
That's the best way
to practice, okay?
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546. Uh, it's gonna be crazy.
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547. It's gonna be overwhelming.
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548. That is the point.
Do not get crazy.
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549. Do not get overwhelmed, alright?
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550. I want you guys
to just try to... focus.
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551. Okay?
Chef!
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552. Yes. Um, mistakes will be made
so we can learn from them.
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553. We're all here to learn, right?
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554. I want us to remind our guests
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555. that there are
no checks tonight, okay?
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556. We've got Gary and Neil
over here.
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557. They're our captains.
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558. They're gonna be
floating around.
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559. Uh, Nat's gonna be
in the front of house.
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560. Uh, I'm gonna be in the back
should you need anything.
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561. Uh, thank you.
Thank you, guys.
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562. Thanks so much. Chefs.
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563. Chef.
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564. Sorry for being late.
Uh, we, uh...
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565. The-the menu will be as written,
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566. uh, with the exception
of escarole
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567. is gonna be subbed
for puntarelle.
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568. And, uh, there's
a new addition to the menu.
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569. The, uh, mortadella
and parmesan cannoli,
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570. uh, with a mostarda caviar.
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571. "Caviar." It's not really...
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572. Thanks.
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573. Um, and also we have
a pistachio crush on that.
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574. So, you know,
if you have any questions,
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575. feel free
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576. But, yeah. Thank you.
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577. Chef!
Thanks, Chef.
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578. Sounds good.
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579. Uh, last reminder, A, B, C.
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580. Always Be Communicating. Okay?
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581. I want the front to know
what the back is up to,
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582. and I want the back to know what
the front is up to at all times.
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583. Keep the notes moving,
keep the dials dialed
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584. and, yeah.
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585. Twenty-five to service.
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586. Let's go to work.
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587. Thank you, guys.
Thank you.
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588. Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
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589. Let's go.
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590. I'm so excited but I'm scared
but I'm so excited.
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591. I'm aware. I'm aware.
Stop talking.
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592. - You're moving around too much.
- And I'm lookin' really good.
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593. So I'm thinking you should
start calling me Chef.
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594. Well, I'ma keep
calling you jagoff,
'cause that's what you like.
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595. Fak, can't find a screwdriver.
Can I get one, please?
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596. Does it look like I would know
where a screwdriver is?
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597. I'm front of house now.
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598. Oh. Wow, you've changed, huh?
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599. Yeah. Fuck, yeah, he's changed.
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600. Yeah, I'm different now, okay?
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601. I'm front of house, and I don't
know where screwdrivers are.
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602. Yeah, fuck screwdrivers.
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603. Yeah, fuck 'em.
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604. - I'll go fuckin' find—
- Kidding, kidding.
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605. Come on. Here.
I got it on me.
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606. Respect. Thank you, buddy.
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607. - Hey, Carm.
- Yeah?
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608. Uh, is Claire bear
coming tonight?
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609. Yeah.
Yeah, no, I believe, uh,
I believe she is, yeah.
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610. Yeah. We... We love her so much.
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611. She's nice. Yeah.
I like Claire, cousin.
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612. Yeah. No, I like her, too. Uh...
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613. You guys look handsome.
Good job.
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614. Alright. I'll see you out there.
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615. Thank you, Chef.
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616. Dude, we look good.
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617. Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.
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618. Bup, bup, bup, bup.
Read your mind.
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619. - Al Capone shit.
- Dude.
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620. - Hey, Syd.
- Yeah.
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621. Hey, can you come here
help me for a sec?
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622. - Yeah, sure.
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623. Um, it's a little uneven.
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624. If you could just
get under here
and hold that top up.
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625. - Yep. Okay.
- Good?
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626. Oh... yeah.
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627. Yep. Nice. Okay.
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628. - Um...
- Oh, God. I'm sorry.
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629. - No. You're good?
- Yeah, yeah.
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630. Good.
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631. Look you, um...
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632. You deserve my full focus.
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633. And I'm, uh, I'm sorry.
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634. - No, don't.
- It's just, it's, um...
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635. - It's not Claire's fault.
- I-I didn't s... I didn't...
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636. I don't think
it's Claire's fault.
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637. - No, I know.
I know. I'm just...
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638. I'm just saying,
my attention shouldn't be split.
You know?
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639. It shouldn't have to be shared.
I understand.
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640. I don't want you to think
I was, like, being jealous
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641. or, like, bitter or whatever,
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642. because that's, like,
not the case at all.
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643. And like thank you
for-for saying that.
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644. And also, she was really nice.
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645. I'm sure she's great.
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646. She is. She is.
She's great.
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647. Yeah?
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648. Yeah.
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649. Yeah. She's so great
it scares the shit outta me.
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650. I don't know why
I like said all that stuff.
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651. I think I just, I don't know.
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652. I was scared, and...
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653. Yeah, it came out wrong.
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654. What are you scared of?
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655. Yeah, actually, um...
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656. if you can get that side,
I'll hold it up.
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657. - Yeah.
- And then just say more, please.
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658. Okay.
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659. - Got it?
- Yeah.
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660. Go ahead.
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661. Uh, I don't know.
I guess...
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662. I guess I'm scared that, like,
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663. I don't have what it takes
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664. You're not gonna fuck it up.
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665. Dude, I fuck things up.
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666. I fuck things up
all the time, like, every day.
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667. Yeah, but not...
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668. Not like this.
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669. - You could do this without me.
- I couldn't do it without you.
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670. Yeah, you could.
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671. I wouldn't even
wanna to do it without you.
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672. You know, you...
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673. You make me better at this.
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674. You make me better at this.
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675. You still
love to cook, right?
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676. - Yeah.
- Yeah?
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677. Best part of my day...
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678. Like ten minutes ago,
I made Nat an omelet.
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679. Yeah.
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680. You love taking care of people.
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681. Yeah, I guess.
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682. What was in the omelet?
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683. Boursin, and uh,
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684. I put chives
and potato chips on top.
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685. - Yeah?
- Oh, yeah.
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686. What kinda potato chips?
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687. Sour cream and onion.
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688. - Oh, fuck.
- Yeah. Type with the ridges.
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689. I bet that was fire.
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690. Oh, it was
fuckin' delicious.
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691. That's good.
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692. That's good.
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693. If no one comes...
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694. Um...
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695. then nobody comes.
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696. And if they do come
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697. and the food is like total ass?
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698. Then we'll work on it.
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699. And what if I just like...
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700. completely... melt,
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701. like, I just fuck up and fail?
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702. I won't let you.
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703. I, um...
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704. - Got that thing
I wanna give you actually.
- Yeah.
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705. A friend helped hook this up.
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706. Yo, Jeffrey,
sign off on this?
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707. Yep.
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708. You're not alone, Syd.
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709. Neither are you.
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710. Five minutes to open.
Chefs!
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711. Lights up!
Yes, Chef!
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712. We're tasting everything again.
Okay, Chefs?
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713. Yes, Chef.
- Tuck in your shirt, please.
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714. Pull butter
from the shelves, Chef.
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715. Yes, Chef!
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716. Behind.
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717. Open this.
Put it away quickly.
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718. Quickly, please, Chef.
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719. Grills hot, Chef.
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720. - Yes, Chef. Yes, Chef.
- Steaks tempered.
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721. I want timers on every station.
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722. to your station now, Chef.
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723. All fish for pick up
on seven fishes
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724. - should be portioned and ready.
- Did you taste it?
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725. Yes, Chef.
Corner!
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726. Yo, yo, why am I lookin'
at you guys?
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727. Parm for Carm.
Got some Parm for Carm?
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728. Richie wouldn't
let us in the front.
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729. That's good.
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730. Bucatini. Portioned?
Chef.
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731. Backup on pancetta?
Chef.
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732. All trays cleaned and polished?
Chef.
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733. - Get out right now.
- This used to be my spot!
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734. We met in line.
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735. Carm, you look good, bud.
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736. You look good.
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737. I should restart it, right?
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738. No. It's tremendous, Chef.
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739. Cousin, up front!
Yeah.
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740. Thank you, Jeffrey.
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741. Listen, Jeff, um, I've still
been using your knife.
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742. I'm sorry I didn't give it back.
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743. I don't remember
ever asking for it back.
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744. Thank you, Chef.
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745. Good?
Hey.
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746. Good. Good?
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747. Good.
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748. Okay.
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749. Fifteen minutes stagger.
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750. Mm-hmm. Thirty minutes
till we're packed.
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751. Forty-five minutes
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752. For the guy?
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753. For the guy.
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754. Our Mother of Victory.
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755. Pray for us.
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756. Chef Sydney!
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757. Yo.
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758. Ready?
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759. Carm?
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760. It's your ship now, captain.
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761. Say the word, Chef.
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