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working through a few ideas.
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like, all the elements,
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be conscious of waste.
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are flash-pickled in the water
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the fennel salad in.
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10. Uh-huh.
And then
I use the remainder
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but like using the remainder
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- That doesn't look like
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that's what's, like,
cool about it.
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about using duck,
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like, a lamb.
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for a tasting menu.
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It's like we're exp... Tina.
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19. - It's, like, good,
it's positive.
- Okay, Ma. I got you.
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- I will sear.
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22. Yeah, that's the sausage.
This is
going on there, too?
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23. Yeah. 'Cause you're
gonna have, like, ideally duck
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of the elements around it.
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25. It's like earth,
it's like, it's like fire, fire.
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It's like, it's nduja.
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it's like fire.
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29. That song?
Is that a song?
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30. - I don't know.
- Just messin' with you, Ma.
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31. - You cranky
'cause it's late, right?
- I'm messin' with you, too.
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It is a li...
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Are you tired?
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if we wrapped it up.
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- I'm thinking about doing, like,
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Yeah.
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too many ingredients or—
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it seems a little busy, Ma.
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I'm seeing now that it's a lot.
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Seven.
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- Oh, you gained a second, bro.
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45. No, that felt like four.
Are you sure you're
starting it right?
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right, bro.
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- What's up, T?
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- Yeah.
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an extra knife lying around?
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over there on the bench.
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- Embarrassing, bro.
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they're just...
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I mean, what do you think?
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He needs a break.
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68. No, I got it, cousin.
Wait. Jeffrey.
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- This is your knife.
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back on the line.
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- Let's go. Bring it home.
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making a sandwich.
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Richie's electrician.
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79. How you doing,
Richie's electrician?
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81. Can't do anything else
until plumbing is installed.
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82. That department
had a scheduling issue.
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- Don't worry about it.
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has a brain issue.
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- Seven? Fuck!
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seven an hour ago.
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What's up, Unc?
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91. Oh, nothing.
What the fuck's
this weird shit?
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92. - We're mapping out the kitchen
for maximum efficiency.
- Mapping out the kitchen plan...
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Let me talk.
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Stop it.
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Ladies and germs.
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I'm becoming concerned
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our eye off the ball here,
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shut the fuck up—
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because we are...
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Six weeks.
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the best of my ability.
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109. Shut the fuck up, Richard.
Your schedule is kinked.
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110. You're doing whatever the fuck
you're doing here.
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111. Thunder Nuts is out there making
sandwiches for his whole family.
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forward to selling this place,
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I do look forward to it,
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in all of our best interests
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efficient place of business.
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but we got one.
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on-base percentage, Chef?
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121. What, is this sports?
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operating procedure.
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We'll talk about this later.
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to talk about smallwares.
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125. - Yep. Thank you, Chef.
- Great. Thank you, Chef.
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that safe, please.
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I got it dialed.
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the contractor dialed?
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Yeah, exactly like that.
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to talk about
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I don't know, Rich.
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to talk about
you go fuck yourself?
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137. - Faky! What's up?
- Hey, Timmy. How are you?
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138. - Hey, Timmy,
what you eating, bud?
- Electric made me a sandwich.
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I will.
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- He can't do the drywall—
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- ... before the electricity
is installed.
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143. And the electricity
can't be installed
until the plumbing is installed.
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known as "war dialing,"
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over and over again
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is forced to pick up.
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150. All good.
Still billable hours.
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can you stall him?
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he could come,
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to reschedule.
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I don't know.
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talk to him, my love.
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- Just chat.
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Do you wanna see some magic?
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we don't open.
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- 550K.
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absolutely right, Uncle J.
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always know what to do.
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figure it out myself.
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easy on yourself, alright?
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That's my job.
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171. Meantime, come on out here.
I gotta show you something.
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181. That's weird, right?
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"Pleased to Meet Me,"
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high school song ever written.
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190. They're definitely
way more punk.
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191. You can see through
their influences
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and Dead Moon.
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193. People say it's,
like, hardcore, it's like no.
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gonna go there, right?
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195. Yeah.
- Not a C.
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197. 'Cause that's
your moneymaker right there.
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198. You know,
they won't let me apply
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beer and wine license
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certificate of occupancy.
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201. Motherfuckin' bullshit
takes forever, doesn't it?
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202. - I know.
- How about, uh...
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that along a bit for you.
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- Would you?
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Alright?
- Thank you.
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- Okay, Sug.
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- Yeah.
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happening today,
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Right, Fak?
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- No.
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Okay.
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Slide it in the mailbox.
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- Yep, that's it.
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Doesn't look shady at all.
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standard procedure
these days.
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Um, hey,
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talk napkins for real, please?
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go over napkins.
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of Coach K?
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Uh, Duke men's basketball coach.
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- Yeah.
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to you on it, okay?
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Carm.
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Yeah.
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'cause I'm pregnant, right?
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and I see that.
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what I wanna say.
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You don't have to say it.
I'm good.
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and you're thinking
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kinda like Chingy, you know.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I, um, I know we were
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Thank you for, uh, driving.
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this guy's tibia.
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Plus, I love driving.
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Well, no.
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Yeah, really worried.
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in New York, so I never drove,
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in the times I'm not working.
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everything I've heard about it,
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really fucking gnarly.
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two hours off, so...
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you must really love it.
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considering how gnarly
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uh, gnarly and gross?
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gonna be like bringing a child
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hellfire of a planet.
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- Sounds good.
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God.
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comin' down here
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of pissing away his money?
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we're pissing away his money.
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moving today, it's okay.
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you gotta trust me, okay?
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- "Boss." See?
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- I wasn't talkin' to you.
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It's a power problem.
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- What kinda power problem?
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- Amperage.
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because I'm like this.
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That's the one.
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- Here we go.
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or abilities to speak of.
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with things that,
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won't bite me in the ass.
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I don't mean to.
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- No, he sucks.
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moderately healthy, right?
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but we've never actually talked.
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I know what you mean.
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from Walgreens many times.
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- Gum?
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that's a problem, Claire.
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in Algebra freshman year.
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Yeah.
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drawing something.
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what you were drawing.
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Very, very short pants.
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I had this idea for, like,
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and made with worsted wool.
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- Done at
a very high level, yeah.
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really high-level drawings.
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didn't realize at the time
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those pants, uh, very well
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at a very high, high level.
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the guy who made them,
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he started coming in
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I really wanted that. Um...
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Mikey, Mikey had that.
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Like, he would
set something on fire.
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he was very, very cool.
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- Hmm.
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make you think about it.
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do you wanna go to a party?
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419. Hmm...
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420. My, uh, my friend got, like,
majorly broken up with.
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421. Okay.
- And she's at a party
not too far from here.
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422. - Uh-huh.
- I feel like
she really needs me.
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423. And I feel like
you really owe me.
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424. 'Cause, like,
how would you have
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425. delivered
an envelope without me?
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426. I couldn't have gotten here
without you.
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427. You couldn't have done it.
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428. A party. Um...
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429. When's the last time
you went to a party?
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430. I think...
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431. Never.
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432. Okay.
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433. Are you okay?
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434. No, no, not remotely.
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435. Okay, we'll just stay,
like, 15 minutes tops.
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436. Let's have some sort of code.
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437. Uh, yeah, okay. I like that.
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438. Okay, what should
the code word be?
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439. Um, how about like, um,
"Let's get the hell outta here."
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440. I really like that.
It's good, right?
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441. It's really creative, yeah.
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442. Carm?
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443. Kyle!
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444. KJ!
We were on wrestling, bro.
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445. Yes, bro. Yes. Hey.
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446. What are you doing?
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447. I'm, um—
- I dragged him here
to help Kelly.
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448. - Right.
- That girl's always
getting rocked.
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449. Didn't you get into
trouble recently?
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450. Yeah, I fuck
with the Ambien
a little too much
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451. and broke into some T-Mobiles
and stole some cell phones.
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452. But it's a problem.
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453. It's a disease.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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454. No, addiction, that's,
definitely, it's a disease.
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455. No, stealing cell phones.
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456. I get hardcore fixations.
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457. You are beautiful and amazing
and he's a fucking idiot, okay?
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458. You know, we were together
for five years,
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459. and he never made dinner for me.
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460. Like, not even once.
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461. You deserve better.
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462. Well, no one's ever
made me dinner before.
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463. Am I stupid?
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464. What?
No. No, no, no, no.
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465. He's-he's the one who...
He sucks.
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466. He's the one who sucks.
Mm-hmm.
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467. Exactly.
Right.
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468. - He's the one who sucks.
- Yep.
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469. - Understood?
- That's understood.
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470. I'm not sure you get it.
- No, no, I get it.
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471. - Is he the one that sucks?
- He's the one who sucks.
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472. Yeah, exactly.
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473. Do you wanna
go get her some water?
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474. Yeah, please. Okay. Okay.
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475. He's so nice.
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476. Why don't I ever meet
anyone who's nice?
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477. You will.
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478. Who the fuck
is setting off fireworks?
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479. Oh, my God. Hi.
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480. Hey. Good to see you.
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481. Tina, I think you're up!
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482. Thank you.
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483. Hey. Hey. Logan.
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484. Huh?
Right? Logan Fernello?
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485. Yeah.
- You did that, you did that
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486. amazing shit, uh, senior year.
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487. - The shit with the spoons.
- With the spoons?
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488. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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489. You're one of
the first people we know
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490. - to make a website.
- Oh.
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491. Congratulations.
Good shit, man.
Good shit.
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492. We've been taking in his waist
little by little,
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493. and my buddy's mom
is a tailor, right?
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494. So she taught him
how to do this.
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495. So now he thinks
his legs are getting longer.
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496. And he's like, he's like,
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497. like, sobbing, like,
freaking the fuck out.
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498. Like he's growing
at, at hyperspeed
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499. or some shit like that.
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500. It's fucking crazy.
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501. That is classic Logan, man.
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502. You are fucked up...
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503. Yeah, it's
classic Logan, man.
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504. - Do you wanna
go over there, Logan?
- Yes.
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505. - Bye.
- Okay. Good to see you guys.
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506. Good to see you, man.
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507. Oh, my God.
He's at it again.
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508. You're a real animal, Logan.
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509. Yeah. No, the thing
about Logan, he just...
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510. He doesn't give a fuck.
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511. - That's-that's Logan.
- Hmm.
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512. That was really nice with, um...
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513. with Kelly.
You're really good at that.
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514. Good at what?
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515. Uh...
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516. Listening.
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517. In college, everyone would
come back to my house
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518. after parties... Hmm.
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519. and I, I think
I got really good
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520. at managing sad drunk people.
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521. Yeah, I know that feeling.
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522. I know you do.
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523. So I missed like this, um...
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524. college thing, huh?
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525. Well, you were in France.
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526. - Um, Copenhagen.
- Go to Noma?
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527. - Worked at Noma.
- Heard it's alright.
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528. It's pretty good.
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529. Why'd you give me
a fake number?
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530. I like you so much.
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531. And, um...
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532. I feel like I missed a lot.
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533. Well... it was a lot of this.
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534. And, um...
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535. a lot of...
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536. this.
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537. - Fuck, let's, uh, let's
get the fuck outta here.
- Yeah, yeah.
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538. Who knew they still
busted up parties like this?
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539. I don't think fireworks
are legal in Illinois.
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540. I'm just gonna go
check on Kelly.
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541. Busted for havin' fun.
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542. Busted for having fun.
I got it.
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543. The world doesn't suck enough.
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544. They take you to jail
for having fun.
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545. I, uh, I think Kelly
found a new boyfriend.
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546. Hey, here's a crazy idea.
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547. Hit me.
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548. Do you, um...
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549. You wanna
see the restaurant?
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550. I'd love to.
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551. Okay.
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552. I do have to ask you
to please watch your step.
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553. There are about ten things
that could, um,
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554. kill you in here, so.
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555. Exciting.
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556. 'cause you
are irresponsible.
- This is—
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557. Natalie,
I'm trying to fucking help.
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558. This is unacceptable!
Unaccep—
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559. It's called bein' proactive!
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560. Okay, what were you thinking?
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561. It was really dangerous.
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562. It wasn't that dangerous!
Every time you—
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563. Telling me not to help.
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564. Don't tell me not to help!
That's not being helpful!
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565. Yo!
- I've been here
since the beginning.
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566. You've been here two seconds.
What's going on?
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567. Show some respect, kid.
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568. Oh! Respect?
Hey.
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569. Show some fucking respect!
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570. Respect?
Why would I respect you?
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571. - What's going on?
- He tried to fucking
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572. steal power
from our neighbors.
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573. - I wasn't stealing anything.
- Why do we need to steal power?
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574. I borrowed an outlet
from a neighbor. Amperage.
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575. Amperage?
- Claire? Oh, my God, hi. Hi.
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576. The HVAC doesn't work
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577. because we don't have
enough amperage.
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578. So I was trying to create
the amperage that we need.
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579. - So he plugged in a generator—
- You can't create amperage.
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580. - Yes, you can.
- It's really good to see you.
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581. They're my friends.
And it blew their fuse.
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582. They are
friends of mine.
- Are they still?
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583. - Why didn't you call me?
- I should have called you, okay?
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584. We didn't need to call you
if everything is fine.
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585. Everything's not fine!
Everything is fine!
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586. Hi.
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587. I'm Claire. I just...
Sorry to interrupt.
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588. Sorry, this is, um... Sorry.
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589. This is Claire.
This is my friend, Claire.
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590. Yeah, you all seem
really, really busy.
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591. I'm sorry to interrupt.
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592. Um, I'm-I'm Sydney.
It's nice to meet you.
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593. I'm also sorry
that you're here. Or not—
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594. That, just that this is
happening in front of you.
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595. It's good that you're here.
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596. What's up, Claire bear?
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597. Interesting.
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598. Hey, lovely to see you.
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599. - Pardon my wire.
- Hi, cousin.
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600. How are you?
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601. Let me ask you,
have you, uh, met Frank yet?
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602. - Yeah.
- And?
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603. He's pretty great.
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604. Cool.
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605. Yo.
- Just so we're clear.
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606. Alright, everything's fine.
I'm just letting you know.
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607. - This is— this is bullshit.
- I appreciate you.
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608. I appreciate you trying
to solve some problems, okay?
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609. Everybody,
thank you for today.
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610. It was a great day.
Go home.
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611. No, hold on, hold on.
Good night.
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612. Time out. Cousin.
Good night.
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613. Cousin, who's gonna
watch the copper?
Good night.
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614. - What?
- I'm saying good night.
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615. Gonna be
on guard duty all night.
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616. Hey, we can
figure it out tomorrow.
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617. We'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out tomorrow.
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618. No, come on. Please, cousin.
Yes. Cousin.
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619. - No. Come on, just—
- Cousin. Hey.
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620. - No one's...
- Good night.
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621. Good night.
Carm?
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622. Yes.
- You have to do
something about him.
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623. I hear you.
I'm Sorry.
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624. Yo, please, cousin,
you know, I'm not like this
'cause I'm in Van Halen.
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625. I'm in Van Halen
'cause I'm like this.
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627. Just—
Cousin.
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628. Thank you.
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629. Good night.
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630. Alright.
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631. Hey, see you, Claire bear.
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632. This is my restaurant. Um...
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633. That's how things work. Um...
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634. It's usually,
it's not like that here.
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635. It kinda seems like it is.
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636. What's, um, with all the green?
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637. Oh, um, yeah.
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638. Uh, so, it's
the different stations, um...
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639. Where everything's gonna go.
This is, uh, expo over here.
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640. Um, and then right by you here
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641. we have the oven, stovetop.
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642. Garde manger
is kinda like right...
right there.
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643. I'm sittin' on the garde manger?
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644. Yes, yes. Yeah.
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645. On the, uh, the cold prep, yeah.
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646. And then, um, ideally,
in-in a perfect world,
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648. from station to station
in, like...
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650. That's really fast.
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651. Yeah, yeah, we're, um...
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652. We're very fast.
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653. Where is everybody?
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654. Fak attack.
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655. Fuckin' dammit.
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656. Um, just give me,
just one second.
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657. I was waitin'
for Richie on the roof.
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658. Come back tomorrow.
What's going on?
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659. Uh, Claire is here.
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660. - I did that.
- I know. I know you did.
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661. And thank you,
but you have to go.
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662. Wait. Carm, she is the best.
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663. - I know.
- And so are you.
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664. I love you, buddy.
I love you, too.
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665. I love you so much.
But I need my tools.
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666. Fuck your tools.
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667. - Very well. Okay.
- Okay, thanks.
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