1. - Why are you doing that?
- What?Copy !req
2. Why are you trying to put a
T-shirt on a fuckin' hot dog?Copy !req
3. Kids love hot dogs,
dumb-ass.Copy !req
4. I know. That's why we're making
'em fuckin' hot dogs, dumb-ass.Copy !req
5. Yeah, exactly, Cousin.
It's a tie-in.Copy !req
6. This shit is exposure, baby.Copy !req
7. I don't need you
exposing anything.Copy !req
8. It's a fuckin' hot dog
in a Beef T-shirt.Copy !req
9. - That shit is hilarious.
- Go grab me some propane.Copy !req
10. You know what,
first of all,Copy !req
11. I didn't wanna be doing
this bullshit right now.Copy !req
12. Aight, you know what?
Then don't borrow
money from CiceroCopy !req
13. you can't pay back,
and then we don't have to caterCopy !req
14. little fuckin' kid's
birthday parties.Copy !req
15. - How about that?
- I didn't borrow shit, Cousin!Copy !req
16. You know what?
It doesn't even matter.
It's on me now.Copy !req
17. I don't wanna get my legs
broken, so shut the fuck upCopy !req
18. - and help me out, please.
- If that motherfuckerCopy !req
19. gets even close to us,
I'm gonna fucking drop his ass.Copy !req
20. Okay, look, just help me out.
Let's do this right.Copy !req
21. - Get it over with.
- Look, second of all,
you have no ideaCopy !req
22. the amount of
administrative correspondenceCopy !req
23. I'm supposed to be doing
in there today, okay?Copy !req
24. It is fucking bonkers.Copy !req
25. - Correspondence? Is that right?
- Yeah. You know,Copy !req
26. you like to shit on my system,
but I run a tight ship,Copy !req
27. and I get back to my cohortsCopy !req
28. and my associates
in a timely fashion.Copy !req
29. - Aight, do me a favor.
Just n-name a cohort.
- Name...Copy !req
30. N-name an associate.
Just one fucking person.
I dare you.Copy !req
31. Timothy, but I-I'm not...
I'm not fucking...Copy !req
32. - Gimme a hand.
- It's not gonna fit.
That's not gonna fit, Cousin.Copy !req
33. - Yes, it will!
- It's not gonna fit!Copy !req
34. - Can you just help me out?
- It's not gonna fit!Copy !req
35. It's not gonna
fucking fit!Copy !req
36. Come on!Copy !req
37. - You want some of this shit?
You want some of this?
Fucking guy!Copy !req
38. Yeah! Yeah!
You fucking baby!Copy !req
39. You fucking baby!
Fucking baby!Copy !req
40. Morning.Copy !req
41. - Ah! Fuck!Copy !req
42. Look what you did.
Fucking baby.Copy !req
43. Alright, I'm gonna get
the spare from the basement.Copy !req
44. Hey, Marcus,
enjoying the counter space?Copy !req
45. Yeah, I mean, not having
to do bread anymoreCopy !req
46. is the shit.Copy !req
47. Chefs, new prep list is up!
Please check it out!Copy !req
48. Thank you.Copy !req
49. Chef, can you do me
a favor and try this?Copy !req
50. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
51. - Whoa.
- Good whoa?Copy !req
52. Great whoa.Copy !req
53. - It's good.
- Thank you, Chef.Copy !req
54. Hey. Uh,Copy !req
55. did you remember
the mashed potatoes?
Just wanted to check in.Copy !req
56. Uh, did you remember
when I said to fuck off?Copy !req
57. Okay. "Fuck off" isn't yes.Copy !req
58. Well, "fuck off" means
I know how to do it.Copy !req
59. Alright, well,
it's a new recipe—Copy !req
60. - What I just say?
- Okay, well,Copy !req
61. just make sure when you do it,
the heat isn't too high—Copy !req
62. I answer to Jeff.
The system.Copy !req
63. Listen, I'm— I'm not
trying to be a tight-ass.Copy !req
64. I don't want you
to think I'm, like,Copy !req
65. - up in your space.
- No...Copy !req
66. I'm just doing
what I was asked to do.Copy !req
67. And I get what
it's like to be...Copy !req
68. - a woman in the kitchen—
- Do you know what it's likeCopy !req
69. to be a woman in
the kitchen? Wow.Copy !req
70. That's amazing.
Listen. I have beenCopy !req
71. in this kitchen since
before you were born,Copy !req
72. so you just back
the fuck off.Copy !req
73. Excuse me!Copy !req
74. Yo! Yo!Copy !req
75. Oh my god. Cousin,
you gotta see this shit.Copy !req
76. Yo, this dude is trying
to fuck up this little nerd,Copy !req
77. and the fucking nerd
just washes him, bro!Copy !req
78. Yo, why the fuck are
you on the Kennedy?Copy !req
79. Chill the fuck out.
Cicero lives in Naperville.Copy !req
80. No!
Fucking...Copy !req
81. Cicero's in Wilmette now.Copy !req
82. - You gotta get on
the fucking Edens...
- Shit. No, no,Copy !req
83. th-that's right.
That's right. That's my bad.Copy !req
84. It's all good though.
I'm in no hurry to
see that motherfucker.Copy !req
85. I swear to God, Cousin,
if he calls me "Rick,"Copy !req
86. I'ma fucking lose it.Copy !req
87. Cousin, listen,
do me a favor, okay?Copy !req
88. I'm trying to get us
out of this hole, alright?Copy !req
89. I want today to go smooth.Copy !req
90. Please do not
bring that shit up.Copy !req
91. Chill. I'm not gonna
bring up shit, alright?Copy !req
92. - No, you got it all wrong!
- It's literally the easiestCopy !req
93. fucking job a person can do!Copy !req
94. I'm the only one
who stands up to your ass—Copy !req
95. The phone rings,
there's a problem—Copy !req
96. - It wasn't my phone!
- You call an electrician
or a plumber, that's it!Copy !req
97. I've been saying this shit
for fucking years!
It wasn't my fuckin' phone!Copy !req
98. "Oh, Cicero! I'm your guy!
I got a kid now, Cicero.Copy !req
99. - I need a fucking real job."
- You think I don't know how
to pick up a goddamn phone?Copy !req
100. "Oh, Cicero, can I have
tickets to The Lion King?"Copy !req
101. pick up a fucking
goddamn phone
and we don't even knowCopy !req
102. how she fell down those stairs.Copy !req
103. You want us to get
this stuff out back orCopy !req
104. how do you, uh...Copy !req
105. Yeah, take it around the side
for me, will you?Copy !req
106. - Around the side, sure.
- Yeah, thanks, Rick.Copy !req
107. I fucking hate when you
call me fucking Rick!Copy !req
108. I fucking hate it when
you don't answer your phone!Copy !req
109. Food's here, kiddies!Copy !req
110. That was nice.
Thank you for that.
That was good.Copy !req
111. Carmen? Is that you?Copy !req
112. Hey, Mr. Szorski. How are you?Copy !req
113. I thought you'd
killed yourself.Copy !req
114. No. Sir,
that was my brother.Copy !req
115. Bullshit.Copy !req
116. - That motherfucker is
complete fucking bullshit.
- Hey,Copy !req
117. - perfect timing. I already
did everything, dick.
- Who does he think he is?Copy !req
118. You know he's not
even Italian, right?Copy !req
119. 100% Polish.
Fucking insulting.Copy !req
120. You know you're not
even Italian, right?Copy !req
121. Yeah. I'm more Italian
than that guy is.Copy !req
122. Turn on the grill.
I gotta get the dogs going.Copy !req
123. Just... give me a second here.Copy !req
124. Richie, what the fuck is that?Copy !req
125. Relax. Shit's regulated.Copy !req
126. I suffer from
anxiety and dread.Copy !req
127. Who doesn't?
- You want half?Copy !req
128. No.Copy !req
129. Which, uh, box you
put the ketchup in?Copy !req
130. - Hm?
- The ketchup. Which box?Copy !req
131. I didn't bring ketchup.Copy !req
132. Why don't you bring ketchup?Copy !req
133. What kind of asshole
is gonna putCopy !req
134. ketchup on a hot dog?Copy !req
135. A child, Richie.Copy !req
136. Child asshole.Copy !req
137. You're a child asshole.Copy !req
138. Yo, yo, Cousin, what's up
with all this gay-ass fruit?Copy !req
139. Homemade Ecto-Cooler,
motherfucker.Copy !req
140. Oh... shit.Copy !req
141. That's actually
pretty fucking dope.Copy !req
142. Rest in peace, Harold.Copy !req
143. One bite of a donut
brings much joy.Copy !req
144. Two bites brings sadness.Copy !req
145. I mean, nobody doesn't love
that first bite of a donut.Copy !req
146. It used to be my favorite
when I was a kid.Copy !req
147. - Sweet tooth?
- Yeah, but not even the taste.Copy !req
148. I just loved looking at them.
The colors and the textures.Copy !req
149. There was this one donut
that I used to loveCopy !req
150. that I could never
get out of my head.Copy !req
151. Jelly filled, bright purple,
sweet and tangy.Copy !req
152. Yeah. Family was always happy
whenever we got donuts.Copy !req
153. - Hard not to be, young man.
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
154. - My guys!
- Wow. Chester, yes.Copy !req
155. - Wow. Thank you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
156. Love you.
Of course, bro.Copy !req
157. Love you, dog.
- Yes! Ebra.Copy !req
158. Chester.
Hi, honey.Copy !req
159. What up, T?
What you got over there?Copy !req
160. Mashed potatoes.
Woo-hoo!
Wish I had that.Copy !req
161. Oh, uh, new edition.
All the fresh colors.Copy !req
162. I put a flag on 18-32-24.Copy !req
163. It's this radiant orchid
that's fly as fuck!Copy !req
164. Hey, thank you so much.
I'ma get this back to you.Copy !req
165. Behind! What is good
with the beef?Copy !req
166. Oh, yes, Chef.Copy !req
167. - Taking it out now.
- Thank you.Copy !req
168. - Sup... Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
169. - Who are you? Sorry.
- Oh, sorry.Copy !req
170. Chester, this is Chef Sydney.Copy !req
171. - Uh, Sydney, this is
my roommate, Chester.
Hi,Copy !req
172. - Chester... roommate.
- Hey, Chef Sydney.Copy !req
173. Cool. Uh, why are
you here? Sorry.Copy !req
174. Oh, getting my boy dialed.Copy !req
175. Dropping off some
inspirational materials.Copy !req
176. He's a designer.
- Oh!Copy !req
177. - What do you design?
- All of it.Copy !req
178. I'm out. I'll see you
at home, my G.Copy !req
179. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you.
I'll get it back to you.
- Of course.Copy !req
180. - Great to meet you, Chef Sydney.
- You, too.Copy !req
181. Good luck
with the meeting.
- Oh, thanks.Copy !req
182. Yeah, I'm meeting
a brand ambassador,Copy !req
183. so I can't be smelling like
fucking hot giardiniera.Copy !req
184. Alright, I'm out.Copy !req
185. Huh. Pantone colors?Copy !req
186. Yeah, I was thinkingCopy !req
187. maybe I could do
a classic donut for The Beef?Copy !req
188. On top of my other stuff,
of course.Copy !req
189. - Yeah.
- But, I mean,
I think it could be hot.Copy !req
190. Yeah. I mean, donuts
are deceptively hard,Copy !req
191. but... You know, require
a lot of equipment, too.Copy !req
192. I don't know if this is the most
stocked place in the world.Copy !req
193. I want it to be perfect.
Like that plum.Copy !req
194. - The one Carmy was
telling us about.
- Mm. Michelin mode.Copy !req
195. Yeah. I mean, I don't know.Copy !req
196. It-it could be, like,
limited edition or something.Copy !req
197. If you're into it,
then I'm into it.Copy !req
198. Let me know what you
need for help, alright?Copy !req
199. - Alright. Gladly.
Thank you, Chef.
- Alright.Copy !req
200. - Good luck.
- Alright.Copy !req
201. Hey, all good?Copy !req
202. - All good, Chef.
- All good, Chef.Copy !req
203. Cool. Uh, Sweeps
is rocking family.Copy !req
204. Angel, how you
feel about salad?Copy !req
205. Absolutely, Chef.
- Gorgeous. Thank you.Copy !req
206. - You think I can
get family today?
- You know you don't work here.Copy !req
207. - Hey, Chef. How's it going?
- Good, Chef.Copy !req
208. - Try the new chocolate cake?
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
209. And...Copy !req
210. You've given Marcus
a lot of confidence.Copy !req
211. Well done.Copy !req
212. So, you didn't make
any of these ones,Copy !req
213. - or these the ones you made?
- No, no, I haven't made any yet.Copy !req
214. I'm just trying to do
some research, you know.Copy !req
215. Feel out the textures,
see what it's really about.Copy !req
216. Oh, that's nice.
Did you...Copy !req
217. - talk about feel?
- Yeah.Copy !req
218. Yeah, see, this one
is good. It's like...Copy !req
219. That one's good?
- Yeah, I think so.Copy !req
220. Oh, that's nice.Copy !req
221. - What do you hear?
- It-it sounds, like, you knowCopy !req
222. when you go to
your grandma's house,Copy !req
223. - and she has the cushion
on the top of the toilet seat?
- Yeah.Copy !req
224. - You sit on it.
- Oh yeah. It's like
slight deflating...Copy !req
225. A-and it is smells
like potpourri,Copy !req
226. - but it's also smells
like Grandma.
- Yeah.Copy !req
227. - Hey! What's up, jagoff?
- Hey! Ho! What's going on,
Frank? Good to see you.Copy !req
228. New York, that's right.
Hi. Hiya. Hi.Copy !req
229. Oh, I haven't seen that one.Copy !req
230. Mr. New York!Copy !req
231. Okay, good-bye.Copy !req
232. - Good seeing you.
- Sorry about Mike.Copy !req
233. Oh, thank you.
No. No, no...Copy !req
234. Can you not see this?
This is bullshit!Copy !req
235. I can't hear you
when you're screaming.Copy !req
236. They're opening
all my presents!Copy !req
237. Holy shit.
You guys are so weird!Copy !req
238. What are you doing opening up
other people's stuff for?Copy !req
239. Carol, can you please help me?
It really fucking sucks in here!Copy !req
240. Hey, hey, hey! I got one!Copy !req
241. - I got one question!
- Yeah?Copy !req
242. So, you work in
a restaurant, right?Copy !req
243. I work in a restaurant.
That's right.Copy !req
244. What's it like to be
a fucking loser? Huh?Copy !req
245. Hey, hey, guys! Guys! Hey!Copy !req
246. Carmy here was the chefCopy !req
247. of the best restaurant
in the world.Copy !req
248. Okay? That's not
an exaggeration.Copy !req
249. It was literally the best
restaurant in the world.Copy !req
250. I mean, at least
according to Eater.Copy !req
251. Didn't come out to
talk to you, alright?Copy !req
252. I don't wanna bicker.
I just need quiet.Copy !req
253. I don't got anything
to say to you.Copy !req
254. - Except...Copy !req
255. - heads up, you know,
Pete's here.
- Oh, I'm aware.Copy !req
256. Sugar better watch his ass.Copy !req
257. - Sugar's stuck at work.Copy !req
258. Fucker drops off a gift,
and now he won't leave.Copy !req
259. Oh my god. Yeesh.Copy !req
260. "Yeesh" is right.Copy !req
261. He always looks like he's...Copy !req
262. about to call the cops on us,
you know what I mean?Copy !req
263. - Like a narc.
- Exactly.Copy !req
264. Like a fuckin' narc.Copy !req
265. - Heya, Phil!
- Hey, Jimmy.Copy !req
266. - Richard.
- Hey, what's up, Phil.Copy !req
267. Well, that was fucking weird.Copy !req
268. What, you fuck up one
of his properties, too?Copy !req
269. Actually, no. Because
you know what, Jimmy?Copy !req
270. - I don't fuck up properties.
- Oh.Copy !req
271. Sometimes,
people think they're
calling me to fix a toilet,Copy !req
272. but in reality,
they've called somebody else.Copy !req
273. All you had to do was pick up
the fucking phone, man.Copy !req
274. - I never got a fucking call!
- Oh, yeah? Really?Copy !req
275. - Fuck this.Copy !req
276. - Alright. So here's
what she said.Copy !req
277. "Couldn't turn off the sink.Copy !req
278. "There's water
leaking everywhere.Copy !req
279. "I couldn't find anyone.Copy !req
280. - That's friggin' malarkey, man.
- "I repeatedly called Rick...Copy !req
281. at 847-555-0186."Copy !req
282. - Number sound familiar, Ricky?
- Yeah...Copy !req
283. because that's Michael's number.Copy !req
284. Nobody looks at fucking
digits anymore. I'm 312, dog.Copy !req
285. That kid, man.Copy !req
286. That kid.Copy !req
287. Ah...Copy !req
288. Hey, Chef?
What?Copy !req
289. Will you please use a salt bed
next time like I asked?Copy !req
290. Why you always,
like, watching me?Copy !req
291. 'Cause it's just sort
of my job. Also, um,Copy !req
292. maybe we don't use, like,Copy !req
293. gross kitchen towels.Copy !req
294. - Judgmental.
- We could just use a knife.Copy !req
295. - I don't think it's judgment.
- Uptight...Copy !req
296. I think it's just like
health and safety generally.Copy !req
297. - Um, cool, so...Copy !req
298. - Okay, I got it.
- I'm just trying to help.Copy !req
299. Yeah, thanks. I got it.Copy !req
300. - Got it! Got it.
- Thank you, Chef.Copy !req
301. Both of these fuckin' ninnyboys,Copy !req
302. they, like, they
called ambulances, right?Copy !req
303. They're both in ambulances
on the way to Resurrection
Hospital.Copy !req
304. And then one of
the medical professionalsCopy !req
305. whose time you're
wasting say to you?Copy !req
306. He goes, "What in the hell
did you do that for?"Copy !req
307. Like, what the fuck?
You think that their shit
wasn't spicy?Copy !req
308. - Like, why would they
lie about that? You know?Copy !req
309. - What's up, dudes?
- Yo.Copy !req
310. What's up, man.Copy !req
311. You guys just
laughing it up over here?
- Nope.Copy !req
312. - Hey, what's in the cooler?
- Made, uh, Ecto-Cooler.Copy !req
313. - No way! Like Ghostbusters?
Yeah.Copy !req
314. Oh, looks like
it needs a refill.
- Yeah, yeah. I'm on it.Copy !req
315. Damn, man.Copy !req
316. Fun birthday party, huh?Copy !req
317. Whoa, no way! This is,
like, identical, dude!Copy !req
318. Good, good. Thank you.Copy !req
319. From the song.Copy !req
320. - No, I... I remember.
- Yeah.Copy !req
321. - What is it, like,
nap time or something?
- Huh?Copy !req
322. - That's weird.
- Huh.Copy !req
323. - Richie, how you been, man?
I got to, uh...Copy !req
324. - You know.
Cool, cool, cool, cool.Copy !req
325. Wow, man. This is so good, dude.Copy !req
326. - Good. Good. Thanks, man.
- You killed it.Copy !req
327. Hey, I know that, you know,
sometimes things are weirdCopy !req
328. - or whatever with...
- Oh, we don't—
We don't have to do that.Copy !req
329. Yeah.Copy !req
330. But I'm, you know,
I-I'm a bit of a foodie.Copy !req
331. - Jesus Christ, Pete.
- What?Copy !req
332. Alright, I know that's
not cool or whatever,Copy !req
333. but, uh, you know, I did
just— I wanna say thatCopy !req
334. I followed everything you were
up to out there, man, and, uh...Copy !req
335. just, uh,Copy !req
336. I know how much courage
that took for you, so...Copy !req
337. And, uh...Copy !req
338. just was pumped
for you, you know?Copy !req
339. I bet probably a lot of people
don't realize, like,Copy !req
340. how much work
that must have took
and dedication or whatever,Copy !req
341. and so just...
I thought it was cool, man.Copy !req
342. And your sister frickin'
was really pumped for you.Copy !req
343. Really, really pumped. Yeah.Copy !req
344. But she also, you know,
really missed you a lot, too.Copy !req
345. - Thank you. Thank you, Pete.
- Yeah, man.Copy !req
346. Freaking
tired all of a sudden.Copy !req
347. So, uh, she's not really
busy at work, huh?Copy !req
348. Oh, no, she's,
uh, pissed at you.Copy !req
349. Yeah, I owe her a call.Copy !req
350. Or, you know, like,
50 calls.Copy !req
351. You know, I don't wanna get
in the middle of anythingCopy !req
352. or whatever, but, uh...Copy !req
353. I mean, it was hard
for her, too, you know?Copy !req
354. Look, I, uh, I gotta keep
jamming here, alright?Copy !req
355. Yeah, no, totally. I'm gonna...
I'm gonna head in,Copy !req
356. but, uh, I'll catch you
before you cruise?Copy !req
357. - Yes. Yeah.
- Yeah. Cool, cool.Copy !req
358. This freaking guy.
Hilarious.Copy !req
359. Fucking shit...Copy !req
360. Oh, F...Copy !req
361. Fuck. F...Copy !req
362. Fuck. Shit.Copy !req
363. - I got a little more,
uh, ketchup here.
- Thanks.Copy !req
364. Um...Copy !req
365. What?Copy !req
366. Don't kill me...Copy !req
367. Oh, I can't wait for this.Copy !req
368. We, uh...Copy !req
369. we spilled a bottle
of Xanax in the cooler.Copy !req
370. What, are they fuckin' dead?Copy !req
371. No, no, no.
I think they're, um,Copy !req
372. they're just sleeping?Copy !req
373. Huh.Copy !req
374. Actually, I'm kinda into it.Copy !req
375. - Yeah?
- Oh yeah.Copy !req
376. - Keep up the good work.
You're killing it!
- Alright.Copy !req
377. Okay, Chefs,Copy !req
378. let's get ready to
taste the potatoes!Copy !req
379. Fuck...Copy !req
380. Oh, come on. Come on,
come on, come—Copy !req
381. Behind!Copy !req
382. Whoa. Come on!Copy !req
383. Sorry. Sorry, sorry.Copy !req
384. It's cool.
- Oh, fuck! Come on, Tina!Copy !req
385. Fuck...Copy !req
386. Why did you do this?Copy !req
387. Because I don't have time
to fuck around.Copy !req
388. You're welcome, Chef.Copy !req
389. Damn.Copy !req
390. Coffee?Copy !req
391. No. No, I'm good.Copy !req
392. Hey, when is that from?Copy !req
393. Repeat party, Grant Park, '92.Copy !req
394. You ever miss him?Copy !req
395. I didn't really know him
well enough to miss him.Copy !req
396. You?Copy !req
397. Sometimes.Copy !req
398. You know, we were so close
in age, more like...Copy !req
399. more like a friend than
family. You know, we were...Copy !req
400. the same kind of problems
around the same time. We...Copy !req
401. had a lot to talk about.Copy !req
402. Sounds nice.Copy !req
403. It was.Copy !req
404. When was the last time
you talked to him?Copy !req
405. Uh...Copy !req
406. Around 20 years ago.Copy !req
407. We had a gnarly fight, man.Copy !req
408. - What was it about?
- Million things.Copy !req
409. You know, drugs,
alcohol, gambling,Copy !req
410. mostly because he just insistedCopy !req
411. - on doing stupid
fuckin' shit all the time.Copy !req
412. You know he had a new career,
like, every 10 minutes?Copy !req
413. Wanted to be a broker,Copy !req
414. and then he wanted to be
a defensive coordinator.Copy !req
415. - I'm dead serious.Copy !req
416. And then,Copy !req
417. some asshole
invested in Ed Debevic's,Copy !req
418. and, you know, suddenly,
he's a restaurateur.Copy !req
419. - Sounds about right.
- Yeah.Copy !req
420. Really stuck your poor ma
with that place. Man.Copy !req
421. I mean, don't you
find it impossibleCopy !req
422. being in there 24 hours a day?Copy !req
423. I-I'm in there
for five minutes,Copy !req
424. I start thinking
about bad shit.Copy !req
425. Ah, that's probably
why I like it so much.Copy !req
426. Yep. Probably why
you wanna fix it, too.Copy !req
427. Probably.Copy !req
428. Just, you know...Copy !req
429. Just don't be too
disappointed if it...Copy !req
430. doesn't necessarily happen.
Alright?Copy !req
431. You know I'm not gonna
sell it to you, right?Copy !req
432. I know that.Copy !req
433. Had a dream about
him once, your dad.Copy !req
434. We were up in, um...Copy !req
435. like Lake Geneva...Copy !req
436. or someplace,
and we-we're going along.Copy !req
437. We're driving along
in this car, big SUV.Copy !req
438. He's in the passenger seat,
and we're driving fast,Copy !req
439. like, really fast.Copy !req
440. And I can't get control.Copy !req
441. You know, it's like bumpy cars
flying all over the place.Copy !req
442. He wouldn't put on his seatbelt.Copy !req
443. Suddenly, this little kid...Copy !req
444. a little boy, he walks right
out in the middle of the road.Copy !req
445. I jam on the brakes really hard.Copy !req
446. Car stops like a millimeter
away from him.Copy !req
447. But, your dad,Copy !req
448. he goes flying
through the windshield,Copy !req
449. but he never lands.Copy !req
450. He keeps on flying.Copy !req
451. What happened to the kid?Copy !req
452. I stood there waving at him.Copy !req
453. Well, on a, uh,
on a sunnier note,
you have, um...Copy !req
454. - you have knocked 2K
off your tab. Congrats.Copy !req
455. Nice seg.Copy !req
456. I'm the Seg King.Copy !req
457. - So, what do we owe
you now? 298,000?
- 298,050.Copy !req
458. - What's that 50 about?
- Shipping and handling.Copy !req
459. Come on.Copy !req
460. Chef, how
close are the potatoes?
One minute!Copy !req
461. - Go ahead. Get it over with.
- Get what over with?Copy !req
462. Taste it and tell me
it's shitty.Copy !req
463. - It's great. Thanks, Chef.
- What?Copy !req
464. It's great. Thank you, Chef.Copy !req
465. Now, uh, let's
hurry up and roll before
we get rolled, yeah?Copy !req
466. Thank you, Jeff.
Chef.Copy !req
467. Alright. Let's get
the hell out of here.Copy !req
468. I didn't even get
a chance to eat anything.Copy !req
469. - Me neither. Fucking starving.
- Hey! Nice work today, fellas.Copy !req
470. - Seriously,
- It was good to see you,
Uncle J.Copy !req
471. Love you, Bear. Love you.Copy !req
472. - Later, Richard.
- Alright.
Until next time, James.Copy !req
473. Hey, uh, you guys wanna
see something disgusting?Copy !req
474. I don't understand it.
It's so mysterious to me.Copy !req
475. He's sitting there,
just sleeping like a baby.Copy !req
476. - I wanna beat the living
fucking crap out of him.
- Yeah. Exactly.Copy !req
477. - You know?
- Exactly.Copy !req
478. Thank you for letting me
be a part of this family.Copy !req
479. I'll never forget this memory.Copy !req
480. Man, shut the fuck up,
fucking nerd.Copy !req
481. - Sleep there.Copy !req
482. - Are we almost back?
- Yeah.Copy !req
483. Sorry, Pete.Copy !req
484. Yo, yo! Got some
family dessert.Copy !req
485. Oh! Alright, alright.Copy !req
486. We all get cake
'cause we're best friends.Copy !req
487. - Thank you.
Okay.Copy !req
488. Hey.Copy !req
489. Chef.Copy !req