1. Shh...Copy !req
2. - Shh...Copy !req
3. Shh...Copy !req
4. Shh...Copy !req
5. I know.Copy !req
6. - Yo.
- Yo. Twenty-five pounds?Copy !req
7. Twenty-five?
No, no, I ordered 200.Copy !req
8. Paid for 25.Copy !req
9. Take it up with Lu.Copy !req
10. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no. No, Luanne, that's...Copy !req
11. that's... that's
really nice of you.Copy !req
12. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
13. Yeah. No, no,
w-we're really gratefulCopy !req
14. to still be open
after everything.Copy !req
15. - Yeah, so, listen, I, um...Copy !req
16. I'm still trying to figure
this place out,Copy !req
17. you know, see how Michael
was doing everything,Copy !req
18. and I wanna get your money.Copy !req
19. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I miss him.Copy !req
20. Uh, I miss him, too. Yeah.Copy !req
21. - Okay.Copy !req
22. No, it's good. Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Thanks anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
23. - Alright. Bye.Copy !req
24. - Fuck!Copy !req
25. Ball Breaker!Copy !req
26. - ... broken!Copy !req
27. - Shut up!
No, no, no. Puta!Copy !req
28. Don't unplug it.Copy !req
29. I know what that means, Tina.Copy !req
30. You unplug it,
it won't work again.Copy !req
31. Bonus!
- When was the last time
you emptied these?Copy !req
32. I don't know.Copy !req
33. Hey, Chi-Chi, it's Carmy.
Still got that meat connect?Copy !req
34. Oh! I'll have
what she's having!Copy !req
35. You cut vegetables like a bitch.Copy !req
36. Don't wipe your hands
on your apron, Chef.Copy !req
37. - Jeff?
- Chef.Copy !req
38. We got issues.
This arcuate's painted.Copy !req
39. Yeah, no shit it is.Copy !req
40. They conserved copper
during World War II.Copy !req
41. - That's why there's no rivets?
- That's why no rivets.Copy !req
42. - How the fuck do
you not know that?
- Because I fuckin' don't.Copy !req
43. This is original Big E
red-line selvage, alright?Copy !req
44. From 1944. You can get 1,250
for that on eBay tonight.Copy !req
45. And I'd still
be five and a half short.
- Add this.Copy !req
46. - What am I, a Coinstar?Copy !req
47. - That's like three hundo,
Chi-Chi!
- Three hundo plus what?Copy !req
48. Plus a 1955
blanket-lined Type 3.Copy !req
49. Pleated?
- Pleated.Copy !req
50. Boom.Copy !req
51. Ball Breaker!Copy !req
52. Hey, Sugar. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look, I-I need your help.Copy !req
53. No.Copy !req
54. No, no, no, no.
It's not like that.Copy !req
55. Yeah, I need that, uh,
jacket that Mike gave me.Copy !req
56. Yeah. Look, can you, uh,
can you bring it here?Copy !req
57. Thank you. Okay. Yeah, yeah.
Alright. Alright. Bye.Copy !req
58. Hi. Hello.Copy !req
59. Hi.
- I-I'm Sydney.Copy !req
60. I called about
the sous position,
I'm staging today.Copy !req
61. - Right. Shit. Sorry. Yes. Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
62. - Carmy. Um, here,
gimme your... Thank you.
- Hey. Uh, yes.Copy !req
63. Uh, Alinea, Smoque, Avec.Copy !req
64. That's some serious heat.
What's, uh...Copy !req
65. - What's UPS? That's in Chicago?
- Uh,Copy !req
66. United Parcel Service...Copy !req
67. Shit. That's the UPS.
- The one— The mail— Yeah...Copy !req
68. - Yeah. Um, what'd you—
what'd you do for them?
- Drove.Copy !req
69. Paid my way through
culinary school, so...Copy !req
70. - CIA?
- Uh, CIA, yeah.Copy !req
71. Okay, so what are
you doing here?Copy !req
72. You know, this, um,Copy !req
73. this was my dad's favorite
spot when I was a kid.Copy !req
74. Come here every Sunday.Copy !req
75. Special place.Copy !req
76. Good. Um...Copy !req
77. Okay, so you know
the drill. We, uh...Copy !req
78. you're gonna make family.Copy !req
79. It's meat plus three,
and w-we eat around 2:00.Copy !req
80. Yeah, heard. Dope. Cool.Copy !req
81. What's up?Copy !req
82. - Can I just, like, ask
you a question maybe?
- Of course. Yeah.Copy !req
83. I know who you are.Copy !req
84. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah, I-I mean...Copy !req
85. you were the most excellent CDCCopy !req
86. at the most excellent restaurantCopy !req
87. in the entire
United States of America.Copy !req
88. So, what are you
doing here? I guess.Copy !req
89. Making sandwiches.Copy !req
90. - Tina... Ebraheim?
- Carmen! Where is beef?Copy !req
91. It's in the oven.
Tina, can you startCopy !req
92. - a new giardiniera
for me please, Chef?
- I need my fennel first, Jeff.Copy !req
93. Carmen.
I need my beef!
Ebraheim...Copy !req
94. Then I do onion, then I do
potatoes. We have system.Copy !req
95. Aight, but you can
punch 'em, blanch 'em,Copy !req
96. freeze 'em, fry 'em
before the beef, right?Copy !req
97. - Don't mess up our place!
- I'm not missing anything up.Copy !req
98. Chef, no! Please, please,
do not touch that.Copy !req
99. This is the one time
you listen to me.Copy !req
100. Please do not touch that.Copy !req
101. That's been going
for 12 hours, okay?Copy !req
102. That's my pot, Jeff.Copy !req
103. - Everybody know.
- That's her pot.Copy !req
104. Use another pot, please,
Chef. Alright? Corner!Copy !req
105. Hey, Marcus, I need
a double order of bread today,Copy !req
106. - okay, Chef?
- Come on, Carmy,
I been telling youCopy !req
107. for the past two weeks
the mixer's fucked,Copy !req
108. and I gotta do all this by hand.Copy !req
109. Plus, Tina keeps messing
with the temperatureCopy !req
110. - and it's fucking up my rise.
No inglés.Copy !req
111. - Tina, I know you speak English!
- Listen,Copy !req
112. Marcus, we're not
meeting dailies, alright?Copy !req
113. Vendors are cutting us off.
I don't have the moneyCopy !req
114. to fix it right this second,Copy !req
115. but I will get you
a new mixer. Okay?Copy !req
116. - I promise you. Yeah?
Carmen! Buzzer!Copy !req
117. Alright, that's the beef.
Come on, gimme a hand.Copy !req
118. Corner! Smaller fry scoops
today, Chef. Behind!Copy !req
119. - Not system!
What is this system?Copy !req
120. - Michael's system.
- Carmen, there is a girl.Copy !req
121. Yeah, that's Sydney.
She's helping us out today.Copy !req
122. Michael's system
makes no sense—
I'm saying something!Copy !req
123. Marcus, I say something.
You are my favorite bitch.Copy !req
124. Oh, your English
is gettin' tight, Zeebs.Copy !req
125. You kidnap a ship captain?Copy !req
126. Your mom teach me during sex.Copy !req
127. Oh, that's not cool.
I'm fucking with you.Copy !req
128. - That's how you do it!Copy !req
129. - Yo yo yo.
Hey yo, Gary!Copy !req
130. You set up a compost
for me today, Chef?Copy !req
131. After I do my thing
in the place.Copy !req
132. That's very clear. Thank you.Copy !req
133. Behind. Behind.Copy !req
134. - Hey, Chef, is there, like,
a family shelf or something?
- Behind!Copy !req
135. - Shelf?
- Sorry, um...Copy !req
136. Fuck off.Copy !req
137. - Gracias.Copy !req
138. - Bottom right side of walk-in.
Thanks, Chef.Copy !req
139. - Corner... Yo, you.
Yo, family!Copy !req
140. Fucking with my program, cousin?Copy !req
141. Program started four hours ago.Copy !req
142. I had the kid all morning.
Excuse me.Copy !req
143. Listen, what is going
on with Ballbreaker?Copy !req
144. My Insta's completely
blowing up.Copy !req
145. You got like
30 followers, dog.Copy !req
146. Yeah, I got—
What is that, a diss?Copy !req
147. - I got 36 followers...Copy !req
148. We need the business! Nerds
come in from Rockford to play.Copy !req
149. Yeah, like in 1987. You know,
when you were still inCopy !req
150. that deadbeat's balls.
How are you?Copy !req
151. Good.
How was the recital?Copy !req
152. Oh my god,
she murdered it, Tina!Copy !req
153. I gotta— H-hold on.Copy !req
154. - Listen, you gotta run
this stuff by me first.
- I don't have to do shit.Copy !req
155. Hold on. Listen, let's just have
a conversation for a second!Copy !req
156. - Whoa. Fuck is this?
- This is Sydney.
I'm staging today.Copy !req
157. - You're what-ing today?
That's Sydney.Copy !req
158. She's helping us out today.Copy !req
159. - Cousin, you ordering
a different mayonnaise, bro?
- ... bananas?Copy !req
160. - No, all you, Chef.
- Yeah, "All you, Chef."
This biff,Copy !req
161. - he was usin' them to
make a giant nut muffin!
It was a play onCopy !req
162. a Panettone.
It woulda been beautifulCopy !req
163. - if you'd let me finish it.
Fuck! Cousin!
- Fuck you!Copy !req
164. Richie Jerimovich.
Pleasure to meet you,
sweetheart.Copy !req
165. - Don't say sweetheart,
you fucking weirdo.
- Oh sorry,Copy !req
166. Carm, you're so woke.
I meant nothing by it,Copy !req
167. Sydney. Saying sweetheartCopy !req
168. is just part of
our Italian heritage.Copy !req
169. - That's beautiful.
Thank you.
Corner!Copy !req
170. - Okay—
- Listen, I'm trying
to talk to you, okay?Copy !req
171. Don't be rude and start
doing a million things—Copy !req
172. - I don't have time
for this right now.
- I don't remember having timeCopy !req
173. - to take care of your mom
for six months.
- Don't you fucking—Copy !req
174. No, don't you fucking!
I got all kinds of receiptsCopy !req
175. from my divorce lawyer backing
up 'cause all the time I spentCopy !req
176. trying to put your family
back togetherCopy !req
177. 'cause you're too much of
a cocksucker to come home!Copy !req
178. The guys are texting me.Copy !req
179. You're telling them to do all
sorts of weird shit backwards.Copy !req
180. Don't fucking do that, Carmen!Copy !req
181. Don't go messing
with their heads and orderingCopy !req
182. different mayonnaise
and hiring new fucking broadsCopy !req
183. without talking to me first!Copy !req
184. This is your brother's house,
okay? Yeah? Remember?Copy !req
185. I was running it
fine without you.Copy !req
186. Why didn't he leave it
to you then?Copy !req
187. - Low on olive oil, Carmen.
- Heard.Copy !req
188. Where's my knife?Copy !req
189. Chefs, we gotta
sharpen our knivesCopy !req
190. - when we got a sec!
You gotta sharpenCopy !req
191. your brain when
we get a second.Copy !req
192. - You been here for two weeks,Copy !req
193. we been having money problems
for two weeks.Copy !req
194. One plus one equals
you're an asshole, Bobby Flay.Copy !req
195. Don't call me Bobby Flay!
Sydney, stirCopy !req
196. - that pot for me,
please, Chef.
- Yes, Chef.Copy !req
197. - You want a cartouche?
- What's a cartouche?Copy !req
198. - What's our best day here?
- Five.Copy !req
199. Okay, Ebraheim, get me
a pot for the giardiniera!Copy !req
200. So if we do six, that'll get
us through the week, right?Copy !req
201. - So, Ballbreaker.
Just make it easyCopy !req
202. - and make the fucking spaghetti!
- Don't say spaghetti!Copy !req
203. - All these knives are dull!
- Spaghetti's
the biggest seller, Carm.Copy !req
204. - That shit was straight-up fire.
- Straight-up done now, Chef.
Behind.Copy !req
205. - Yeah, but why?
- Because fucking 11 Madison ParkCopy !req
206. dickhead over here,
he couldn't figure it out!Copy !req
207. Housekeeping, Chefs!
Again, what the fuck
are you saying?Copy !req
208. Anyone understand
what he's saying?Copy !req
209. Housekeeping means you have
to clean your stationsCopy !req
210. 'cause this place
is fuckin' gross.Copy !req
211. I refer to everybody as Chef
because it's a sign of respect,Copy !req
212. and I never said I couldn't
figure out the spaghetti.Copy !req
213. I said it doesn't make
any sense on this menu,Copy !req
214. so it is done. The end.Copy !req
215. - Three hours to open, Chefs!Copy !req
216. Who are you yelling at, Carmy?
There's like four of us in here.Copy !req
217. Now, let me ask you something.Copy !req
218. If the spaghetti
didn't make any sense,Copy !req
219. how come everybody
fucking loved that shit?Copy !req
220. Everybody did love it.
- Everybody doesn't
have any taste.Copy !req
221. It was an under-seasoned
over-sauced mess.Copy !req
222. - It took seven hours to prep.
Oh, fuck!Copy !req
223. You know what?
This shit right hereCopy !req
224. made you pompous and delusionalCopy !req
225. and a fucking gayrod!Copy !req
226. These guys, they taught you
how to cook with ants,Copy !req
227. but none of these fuckwads
taught you how to make a pasta!Copy !req
228. Probably should learn
how to make pasta, Carmy.Copy !req
229. A, I know how to
make pasta, Marcus.Copy !req
230. B, I hate to break
your hearts, motherfuckers,Copy !req
231. but that gluey, mushy bullshitCopy !req
232. is not bailing us out this time.Copy !req
233. Ballbreaker is.
Fak's raising playsCopy !req
234. to a dollar,
so shut the fuck up!Copy !req
235. - Who the fuck is Fak?
- Tina! Did you take
my knife, Chef?Copy !req
236. Did you take my pot, Jeff?Copy !req
237. - Fuck!
Neil Fak!Copy !req
238. This fucking fairy's
butt-buddy. He's—Copy !req
239. Whoa!Copy !req
240. - Why is the beef so hot?
'Cause we
just took it out.Copy !req
241. - Two hours late?
- Two hours longer!Copy !req
242. Wrigley didn't deliver
enough meat this week.Copy !req
243. - Why didn't Wrigley deliver?
- Because we're out of money!Copy !req
244. The only beef I could getCopy !req
245. was bone-in, which
you have to braise, alright?Copy !req
246. It takes two hours longer.
The good news isCopy !req
247. - we can stretch it by
cutting the bread shorter...
- Call Wrigley.Copy !req
248. - ... and using less gravy.
- Call Wrigley! Which is not
how we have ever doneCopy !req
249. a beef here in 25 years, Carm!Copy !req
250. System, baby.
- System!Copy !req
251. - You can barely afford to pay
people, but sick system.
- Don't fuckingCopy !req
252. talk to me about labor, Noma!Copy !req
253. I thought this was your house!Copy !req
254. Fuck all this.Copy !req
255. Announcement! Listen up!Copy !req
256. Bread stays the same!Copy !req
257. Gravy stays the same!Copy !req
258. Ballbreaker!Copy !req
259. A buck's not gonna
get 'em anywhere, Bear.Copy !req
260. - It's just too difficult.
- Yeah, Fak, that's the point.Copy !req
261. - It's already ultra confusing.
- Yeah, homie,Copy !req
262. it-it's a Norwegian knockoff
of Mortal Kombat.Copy !req
263. Part of the reason why
this machine got recalledCopy !req
264. in the first place,
aside from the excessiveCopy !req
265. and irresponsible violence,
is it's just too difficult!Copy !req
266. It's a fighter
and a fucking scroller.Copy !req
267. - Also, sorry.Copy !req
268. I didn't make it to the funeral.Copy !req
269. I sent flowers,Copy !req
270. - and I really hope
they looked nice.
- I don't know. I wasn't there.Copy !req
271. - How long's this gonna take?
- It's gonna take an hour.Copy !req
272. Aight, it's gotta be faster.
Yo, Sweeps,Copy !req
273. can open up the windows
in the back, please?Copy !req
274. Later.
- Carmy, you're bleeding!Copy !req
275. - Shit! Man, stupid
dull-ass knife!
Corner!Copy !req
276. - You're making me queasy.
- Fucking damn it, Ebraheim!Copy !req
277. - Carmen, your fault! Say corner!
- Blood! You see?Copy !req
278. Good! Good! Y'all happy now?Copy !req
279. Can I have
my fucking knife back?Copy !req
280. Ebraheim,
I swear to God,Copy !req
281. she looks fucking beautiful.
You would've lost your mind.Copy !req
282. - That's fire, Chef.
And all of a sudden,Copy !req
283. - the guy's back in my face!
Hey!Copy !req
284. - Guys, look, we gotta line up!Copy !req
285. We got service
in an hour, alright?Copy !req
286. I'm like, listen, if you're
gonna get in my face,Copy !req
287. - we're gonna have a problem.
Hey! Cousin!Copy !req
288. - Yeah, one second.
- Seriously, I wanna
start defining our rolesCopy !req
289. - a little bit more
clearly, alright?
- Hold on a second here.Copy !req
290. - We're just— Hold on a second.
- Cousin. Seriously, Cousin!Copy !req
291. Trying to get some work
done here, capiche?Copy !req
292. This the dude from
the hot dog stand?Copy !req
293. This is
his twin brother...
- Fucking lying.Copy !req
294. - ... which I found out later!
I found out later.
You lying!Copy !req
295. But at this point, I think it's
the guy from the hot dog stand,Copy !req
296. and I'm like, listen,
go home already!Copy !req
297. - Get the fuck outta here!Copy !req
298. Oh my god! I'm like...Copy !req
299. So, I'm like, okay,
now there's a problem.Copy !req
300. I'm trying to enjoy my tacos,
you're ruining my date, right?Copy !req
301. So, this guy,
he pulls out a revolver.Copy !req
302. Come on.
- Swear to God!
And I'm like, oh my god,Copy !req
303. wh-where did you get that?
What, did you steal thatCopy !req
304. - from the museum gift shop?Copy !req
305. You know, like, who
are you? Mr. Bogart?Copy !req
306. - Please, what are we doing
here...Copy !req
307. Hey, Tina,
I gotta go see my sister.Copy !req
308. - You hold down the fort?
- Yeah, sure. Listen, Jeff.Copy !req
309. How come your sister don't
come by here no more?Copy !req
310. Oh, you gotta ask her.Copy !req
311. - Hi.
- Yo. You didn't put it
in a bag or anything?Copy !req
312. That's how you say hello to me?Copy !req
313. - Hi.
- Hi there!Copy !req
314. You smell like this place.Copy !req
315. Hi.Copy !req
316. Sorry. I just...
hate seeing you here.Copy !req
317. Yeah, well...Copy !req
318. These labels.Copy !req
319. - Marcus!
- What?Copy !req
320. Where are the chili flakes?
It's the most Polish shit ever.Copy !req
321. - Cousin organizes it,
it's more confusing—
- Right there.Copy !req
322. Labeled "chili flakes."Copy !req
323. What does Sweeps stand for?Copy !req
324. I swept St. Louis three times
and had a no-hitter.Copy !req
325. My real last name is Woods.Copy !req
326. You talk to Mom?Copy !req
327. - No. Uh...
- I know she'd love to see you.Copy !req
328. No, I know, I know. I just...Copy !req
329. I've been trying to call you.
You haven't called me back.Copy !req
330. Yeah, no, I know. I just—
I've been busy.Copy !req
331. I've been working, so...Copy !req
332. - Uncle Jimmy wants
to buy this place.
- It's not for sale.Copy !req
333. - I know. That's what
I wanted to tell you.
- That it's not for sale?Copy !req
334. No, that I think
we should sell it to him.Copy !req
335. So he can flip it
into an Applebee's?Copy !req
336. No, no, I-I'm trying to
to do something here, Sugar.Copy !req
337. Okay, I was so excited
for you to come home.Copy !req
338. Gotta go. Um...Copy !req
339. Okay.Copy !req
340. I'm okay.Copy !req
341. - Okay?
Okay.Copy !req
342. I'm gonna fix this place.Copy !req
343. No one's asking you to.Copy !req
344. Um, I really— I gotta go, okay?Copy !req
345. - Bear.
- Yeah?Copy !req
346. I love you.Copy !req
347. Thank you for this.Copy !req
348. You're welcome.Copy !req
349. Welcome back.Copy !req
350. Time to try the new sandwiches.
Behind!Copy !req
351. Corner!Copy !req
352. Marcus, rolls, please, Chef!Copy !req
353. - Fuck. Again!Copy !req
354. - That's crumbly! It's too dense!
Doing it by hand!Copy !req
355. - Yo.
- It's the mixer.Copy !req
356. It's not the mixer, alright?
It's crumbly.Copy !req
357. The oven's too dry.Copy !req
358. You need to fill
a baking sheet with water,Copy !req
359. put it on the oven floor,
throw in another batch, okay?Copy !req
360. - Don't tell me how to do my job.
- Just do it!Copy !req
361. Yo! Somebody come
try this! Cousin!Copy !req
362. Yeah, right!Copy !req
363. - There you go, Chef.Copy !req
364. Chef.Copy !req
365. What's goin' on?
What do you think?Copy !req
366. - It's redundant and white,
just like you.
Heard, heard, heard.Copy !req
367. - Tina. Salt? Beef? It's tender?Copy !req
368. - Very good, puta!
- It's nice? We happy? Happy?Copy !req
369. - Alright, alright.Copy !req
370. Yo, Sydney!Copy !req
371. Try this business.Copy !req
372. - Oh, fuck.
- Mm-hmm. You know that's fire.Copy !req
373. - Yeah, fuckin' fire.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
374. So, how you gonna
pass the family test?Copy !req
375. Delicious or impressive?Copy !req
376. Delicious is impressive.Copy !req
377. Word. Word...Copy !req
378. That dude looks like a carrot.Copy !req
379. Is that a fucking carrot?
I mean,
it's clearly a carrot.Copy !req
380. Do you not know what
a carrot looks like?Copy !req
381. We're gonna need more bread.Copy !req
382. See, it's all good till
it starts making this weirdCopy !req
383. - "guggugguggug" sound.
- Oh my god,Copy !req
384. that's a classic sound with
these fucking pieces of shit.Copy !req
385. Hey, did you know Michael?Copy !req
386. Dude, he was like
one of my best friends,Copy !req
387. but then fuckin'
it got dark at the end...Copy !req
388. Corner! How we looking
on that bread?Copy !req
389. - Coming out soon.
- Fak, watch your back.Copy !req
390. - Hey, Chi-Chi, yeah,
come get your jacket.
- Corner!Copy !req
391. Yo! Yo! Fak, how we looking?Copy !req
392. Dude, I'm gonna be
able to fix this, dude.Copy !req
393. - Do you have any, like,
stale bread? Thank you.
- Right there.Copy !req
394. Corner!
- Chef! Corner! Behind...Copy !req
395. - Fak, watch it.
Hey, I'll pay you
in sandwich, yeah?Copy !req
396. - Deal!
- No shit deal!Copy !req
397. - Oh, fuck off, man.
- Hey, was Richie
always an asshole?Copy !req
398. Dude, always and forever.
Dude, he's the fucking worst.Copy !req
399. - Mm, yeah. He sucks.
- Dude, he's not a nice guy.Copy !req
400. - He's just— He's sad inside.
- Yeah.Copy !req
401. Fak...Copy !req
402. Dude...Copy !req
403. - Yo, family's up!
- Yeah! Woo! Let's do this!Copy !req
404. Oh my gosh. I smell...
That looks so good!Copy !req
405. Damn, Sydney!
Let's go!Copy !req
406. - What do we got
going on over here?
Yeah, we got a stew,Copy !req
407. rice, plantains,
and a little fennel salad.Copy !req
408. Alright, I'm interested.
Ebra, yo, let's do this.Copy !req
409. I bring my own.
This looks like shit.Copy !req
410. Oh, come on.Copy !req
411. Don't pay any attention.Copy !req
412. That's not nice.
That's not nice.
I don't eat pork.Copy !req
413. It's not pork. It's beef.
He never eats.Copy !req
414. It look like pork.
Alright, alright,
I'll start. I'll start.Copy !req
415. I'm grateful for Philip K. Dick.
Fak, you're up.Copy !req
416. Me? Uh, I-I'm tha— uh...Copy !req
417. thankful for my-my cats Ralph.Copy !req
418. They both named Ralph?Copy !req
419. Yeah. It's just, like,
it's easier that way.Copy !req
420. - Ralph and Ralph.
Alright, Tina,
you're up. What's up?Copy !req
421. I'm grateful for all
y'all motherfuckers.Copy !req
422. - Look at you, fucking softy!Copy !req
423. I guess I'm grateful that...Copy !req
424. Richie didn't come in here
wearing that cologne todayCopy !req
425. that he always be wearing.
You know, it smell likeCopy !req
426. - a pine tree and shit.Copy !req
427. Smell like onion under arm.Copy !req
428. Onion under arm!Copy !req
429. Chef, you want a plate?
- All good. Thank you, Chef.Copy !req
430. You can have mine
if you change your mind.Copy !req
431. - What?Copy !req
432. I just never had plátanos
with, like, grass on it.Copy !req
433. - Yo, shit. Cousin, Cousin.Copy !req
434. Cousin, yo, it's getting
crazy out there.Copy !req
435. - Come give me a hand.
Nah, bro.Copy !req
436. This is on you.Copy !req
437. Yo, Tina, how about these
plátanos though, right?Copy !req
438. - Yo, really?
- Yeah, really.Copy !req
439. - This isn't my house, remember?
I didn't say
I didn't like 'em.Copy !req
440. - She was just— She was
just saying she was...
- You didn't eat them.Copy !req
441. Blockers!
Blockers! Blockers!
Yo! Eh!Copy !req
442. - Everybody relax!
Things are fucking alright!Copy !req
443. Yo!Copy !req
444. Eh, stop banging on the fucking
glass! My guy, stop banging—Copy !req
445. - Get off me, cocksucker!
- Fuck you, man!Copy !req
446. Merry Christmas, Lizards.Copy !req
447. Sounds like we got
a real problem out here.Copy !req
448. Any of you Incel-QAnon-4Chan...Copy !req
449. Snyder-Cut motherfuckers
wanna out of line now?Copy !req
450. - Anybody?Copy !req
451. Yeah.Copy !req
452. Didn't think so.Copy !req
453. Cousin.Copy !req
454. - You alright?
- Thank you.Copy !req
455. So we're gonna have a little
tournament here today.Copy !req
456. We are gonna be on
our best behavior.Copy !req
457. We're not gonna scare
any of the regulars.Copy !req
458. We're not gonna touch 'em.Copy !req
459. We're not gonna
look at 'em all weird.Copy !req
460. We're not gonna do any
of that spectral shit!Copy !req
461. Yes? Good.
You're gonna purchaseCopy !req
462. one Italian Beef combo
to enter. Now,Copy !req
463. this is a single
elimination tourney,Copy !req
464. so you lose,
you get the fuck out.Copy !req
465. - No two ways about it.
You win...Copy !req
466. - free Italian Ice for a year.Copy !req
467. - Also...Copy !req
468. Also...Copy !req
469. Also...Copy !req
470. I hate litter.Copy !req
471. So, you cucks are gonna
clean up after yourselves,Copy !req
472. and you're gonna
goddamn recycle.Copy !req
473. Fuck you.Copy !req
474. Cousin, how fucking dope
is that?
- Not dope at all.Copy !req
475. What are you talking about?
I brought that crowd in!Copy !req
476. - That's a lot of
money out there!
- That we're not prepped for!Copy !req
477. I shoulda let those turkeys
eat you, Carmy, I swear to God.Copy !req
478. Today was not the day to
go fucking with the system.Copy !req
479. - System, system! Cousin—
- Hey, I don't care.Copy !req
480. I do not care what
you do up in NapaCopy !req
481. with your fucking tweezers
and your foie gras.Copy !req
482. You got no fuckin' idea
what you're doing here!Copy !req
483. None! Zero!Copy !req
484. So we are gonna stick
with what works,Copy !req
485. and we are gonna
fuckin' make sureCopy !req
486. we got enough food to
feed these fuckin' dorks.Copy !req
487. So get your ass back in there,Copy !req
488. and you make that
fuckin' spaghetti.Copy !req
489. Sydney...Copy !req
490. Sorry about the gun, babe.
I had to get real.Copy !req
491. Mm...Copy !req
492. Goddamn...Copy !req
493. Yo, Carm. Check it.Copy !req
494. That's good.
You see that difference?Copy !req
495. - Big time. Steam tray.
You were right.
- Yep.Copy !req
496. You can throw down, huh?Copy !req
497. Hey, grab me a fresh parm brick?Copy !req
498. Heard, Chef.Copy !req