The Animals of Farthing Wood 1x1

Directed by Philippe Leclerc

Ron Moody as Badger (voice) / Toad (voice) • Rupert Farley as Fox (voice) / Mr. Hare (voice) / Mr. Pheasant (voice) / Mr. Newt (voice) • Jeremy Barrett as Mole (voice) / Mr. Rabbit (voice) / Mr. Shrew (voice) • Stacey Gregg as Adder (voice) / Kestrel (voice) • Pamela Keevil Kral as Mrs. Squirrel

With the animals' homes being destroyed by man, all of the animals of Farthing Wood meet in Badger's earth to try to find a way to survive. The latecomer Toad, suggests that they all journey to a nature reserve called White Deer Park, where he had passed by on his journey home. The animals eventually all agree to make the journey to this new haven once they take the ancient Wood Oath, of Mutual Protection. This Oath meant that everyone promised not to eat or frighten each other. Fox is assigned as their leader and it is agreed that they will meet by the Great Oak at midnight to begin their long journey.

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1. Not much further.

2. I'm sure I must be nearly there.

3. Yes, this is it.

4. This is my place.

5. If I can just...

6. keep going a little bit longer.

7. I'll soon be...

8. home and dry.

9. Look at this place.

10. Just look at it, Weasel.

11. Doesn't get any better.

12. I don't know what your laughing at.

13. How many more homes have we lost today, Owl?

14. Half a dozen semi-detached burrows, three fully furnished squirrel holes

15. and least fifteen immaculately kept nests.

16. Oh, sixteen.

17. Chopping away at us every day, still they're not satisfied.

18. Don't look now. They'll be on us any minute, any second.

19. Our days are numbered.

20. Won't be long now.

21. Now that they've filled in the pond.

22. Not Farthing Wood pond?

23. Correct.

24. Our last remaining watering hole.

25. Hard luck on the ducks.

26. But we're alright. We still got the stream.

27. Don't you mean the muddy trickle?

28. Dear, oh dear. - Ah, you here too Fox?

29. Just thought we'd wander down and...

30. See the situation.

31. Oh yes, for ourselves.

32. Doesn't look too good, does it old son?

33. And if those big rains don't come soon,

34. then our outlook's... - Dicey?

35. You took the words right out of my mouth.

36. Looks like we've got a bit of a problem.

37. And a major one at that.

38. Important enough to warrant an assembly, I reckon?

39. An assembly, Fox?

40. A get together? For all the animals?

41. It's not a party, Weasel.

42. Isn't an assembly a bit drastic?

43. If this isn't drastic...

44. Exactly. - Then what is?

45. But a Farthing Wood assembly, Fox?

46. Why, we haven't had one of those in years.

47. They're only ever called when there's an...

48. Emergency?

49. And I'd call this an emergency.

50. You took the words right out of my mouth.

51. Not to put too fine a point on it.

52. Without water, we animals of Farthing Wood are hardly likely to survive.

53. Hear, hear.

54. I mean, if you wouldn't call that an emergency,

55. what would you call it? Alice?

56. Very funny.

57. But if you don't mind my asking, what will having some assembly achieve?

58. What can we mere animals do?

59. I'm not sure yet.

60. But I reckon that if you and me and Badger and Weasel,

61. can get every single member

62. of our woodland community together, fast,

63. then maybe one of us might come up with...

64. A solution?

65. Clever clogs.

66. Fox is absolutely right you know, everyone.

67. One just can't panic.

68. No.

69. One really has to role up one's fur and do something.

70. Right.

71. 'Course, persuading our not altogether harmonious population

72. to attend such an assembly would not be what you'd call easy.

73. However, I'm sure you'll sort it out, Badger.

74. Yes. What?

75. Who? Me?

76. Who better?

77. Well, that's awfully decent of you Fox but...

78. I mean, after all,

79. you know every one of us hereabouts, don't you?

80. Biggest busybody in the wood.

81. Shut up, Weasel.

82. And everybody knows you, so?

83. Oh, absolutely Fox.

84. Just leave all the arrangements to me.

85. That's my Badger. Knew I could rely on you.

86. Well don't just stand there dithering as ususal Rabbit.

87. Off you go, and...

88. And, and, don't panic?

89. And alert Hare, of course.

90. And as for you, Hedgehog old chap,

91. just role yourself up and role yourself off and...

92. start looking for the newts.

93. Right you are Badger. Sorry, Weasel.

94. Mole? Did you say Mole?

95. He'll soon come scurrying once he hears all the commotion.

96. What are you going to tell 'em Badger?

97. Tell 'em?

98. Tell everyone we are to meet at my place.

99. Your set?

100. And what is wrong with my set, Weasel?

101. Oh, nothing Badger, Nothing at all, only...

102. Get to the point, Weasel.

103. Well. It's allright for you and me and the shrews and the field mice.

104. We're creatures of the underground, right?

105. We're used to it. Only... - Only what?

106. The birds ain't gonna like it much are they, Badger?

107. Imagine Owlie.

108. And Kestrel.

109. They aren't going to like it, are they?

110. Yes, but it won't be for long.

111. And I'm sure they'll realize it's in a good cause.

112. Okay.

113. Well, don't just stand around Weasel.

114. Make yourself useful.

115. Me?

116. Let's go and alert a few voles.

117. And so, missus Vole, Fox and I are agreed

118. that the situation we are facing is so severe

119. as to merit a meeting.

120. What's he going on about?

121. He's worried whether you're eating.

122. Oh, shut up.

123. We are having a meeting, in my chambers.

124. I eat where I like.

125. A meeting at... - Sunset.

126. And please, don't be late missus Vole.

127. And tell the others.

128. Bring your brothers.

129. And tell all the field mice.

130. And tell all the shrews.

131. Okey dokey.

132. Sunset.

133. Is there anyone at all we've forgotten, Weasel?

134. There is.

135. Yes?

136. Your friend and mine.

137. Oh, yes.

138. Make sure you impress upon her

139. that we haven't called this meeting

140. so she can gorge herself on everyone present.

141. You'll be lucky.

142. Now whatcha doing, Badger?

143. Why, enlarging my set of course.

144. We've a lot of woodlanders coming this evening you know Weasel,

145. so make yourself useful.

146. How, Badger?

147. Why, by collecting a few glowworms of course.

148. Sounds like somebody's here already.

149. Oh. Somehow I thought it might be you, Owl.

150. You're surely not expecting us to go down there, are you?

151. Yes.

152. Out of the question, you won't get me down there.

153. Told you so.

154. He who dwells in the soil, himself becomes soiled.

155. He who dwells in the light, shall find enlightenment.

156. Owl, I know I can rely on you to set an example.

157. And I assure you that my home is quite spotless.

158. Well, if you put it that way.

159. One down, and...

160. Hello squirrels, just follow the newts.

161. Follow the field mice, hares.

162. Not late, are we Badger?

163. Only, you know what the females are like.

164. Takes so long to get ready.

165. It's always my fault.

166. Of course.

167. Now, are we all here?

168. Not last am I, Badger?

169. Well somebody has to be, Adder.

170. Just follow the glowworms and don't eat.

171. Shucks.

172. I was looking forward to a few glowworms.

173. Now, listen everybody.

174. Someone's missing.

175. Who? - You know who.

176. Sorry.

177. Am I late for something, Badger?

178. You're always late for everything, Mole.

179. Now. Friends,

180. Adder,

181. and fellow woodlanders.

182. What's this all about? - Do get on with it.

183. You don't need me to underline the gravity of our situation.

184. We're all aware than since the giant earthmovers moved in...

185. Life in Farthing wood has become steadily more and more hazardeous.

186. For one and all.

187. I'm still here.

188. First, they devestated our habitat.

189. And now...

190. They've even filled in our pond.

191. Filled in our pond.

192. Yet still, we've hung in there.

193. Blooded but unbowed.

194. But is there any way out from this dilemma?

195. Where indeed is the solution to our problems?

196. I'm coming.

197. I'm sure, for example, that no one here needs reminding

198. that once upon a time our Farthing Wood pond

199. was home to fourty- seven indigenous toads.

200. And where are they now, we ask ourselves.

201. What's happened to the last?

202. Pompous, puffed up Toad.

203. Who was always so... - Dear to us all.

204. Hold on. Weasel, what's that?

205. I am holding on. It appears to be...

206. Yes? - A foot.

207. I'm here mateys, I'm coming.

208. Toad.

209. Your powers of deduction are admirable, Badger.

210. Same old Owlie.

211. Same old Toad.

212. Bet you never thought you'd see me again, eh mateys?

213. We were so certain you'd snuffed it.

214. But where have you been?

215. Where haven't I been, more like.

216. Taken away against my will weren't I, hmm?

217. Captivated I were and took off in a jam jar.

218. But all the time I were away, I kept saying to myself:

219. Toad, you must get home.

220. It was the thought of you lot that kept me going.

221. Fancy.

222. Must get back to my mateys, I kept thinking.

223. Must get back to my... - Pond.

224. Exactly.

225. Speaking of which, uhm, I'm afraid...

226. What?

227. There's some rather bad news, Toad.

228. It's your pond...

229. Pond, Toad.

230. You see...

231. It's been filled in. - What?

232. You see, Toad, you have to understand,

233. there have been a great many changes.

234. While you've been away...

235. But my pond.

236. Gone completely, I'm afraid.

237. And the newts' puddle?

238. And the stream? - Just a muddy trickle now.

239. Which is why we've called this assembly, Toad.

240. If we ever get to hold this meeting.

241. You see? We've got to face facts, old son.

242. As a community, we're all but finished here.

243. Man, and his machines, have seen to that.

244. Don't talk to me about those machines, I know all about them.

245. In fact, it must be obvious to everyone here that...

246. If we don't find a new watering hole within the next few days...

247. Then we're going to be in the very worst kind of distress.

248. If you know what I mean.

249. Couldn't we try digging for water?

250. In earth as dry as a biscuit? Don't be silly, Mole.

251. What about you birds?

252. You get about a bit, don't you?

253. Got any idea where we could go?

254. Not really, Fox.

255. You see, being game birds,

256. the wife and I don't venture out of the wood very much.

257. Always the danger of being...

258. Shot at, you see? - Quite.

259. I knows a place that we could go to.

260. Who asked you?

261. A great little place, wonderful place.

262. Poor old Toad.

263. Obviously rambling, poor fellow.

264. Purpose-built for animals like us.

265. Was it really, Toad?

266. They calls it White Deer Park, Moley.

267. White Deer.

268. 'T is a nature preserve.

269. Is it really?

270. It's a place where all wild creatures are protected by humans.

271. If such a place existed, I would know about it.

272. Did you come upon this Deer White place on your travels, Toad?

273. That I did, Moley.

274. Deer White Park, eh?

275. White Deer Park.

276. Never heard of either of them.

277. Well, I know it well.

278. And nowhere is better, I reckon.

279. Well, Fox? What do you think?

280. Have we any alternative?

281. Quite.

282. Then, White Deer Park it is everyone.

283. What?

284. All those in favor? - Aye!

285. Well done, Toad. - Hooray!

286. We're going away,

287. we're going to White Deer Park.

288. We're going away.

289. We're going away,

290. we're going to White Deer Park.

291. We're not gonna stay.

292. And it's all gonna be... - A great lark.

293. Will you just hang on a minute, you lot?

294. We're going away,

295. we're going to... - Excuse me.

296. Happens there's someone else here as like to be...

297. Heard?

298. Typical Hare.

299. Trust him to spoil things.

300. Well, Hare, what is it?

301. We're all ears, Hare.

302. Do I hear right or do I not hear right?

303. Are you actually suggesting, Badger, that we travel to this here...

304. White Deer Park. - Together?

305. Of course, Hare.

306. Naturally.

307. You mean, vegetarians like us

308. alongside our natural enemies?

309. The carnivores?

310. Well...

311. You're expecting us to accept having a fox along with us?

312. And a thing with claws?

313. Steady on, Hare.

314. And as for that slimey, slithery, sneaky snake...

315. Did someone mention moi?

316. It's eaten half our field mouse population already.

317. Yes, they're so tasty.

318. Hare's got a point, Badger.

319. Which is easily overcome.

320. How, Badger?

321. By the re-introduction of the ancient woodland vow.

322. And what the heck's that when it's at home?

323. My late father remembered it

324. when those men first started cutting down our trees

325. to build their little brick and glass boxes.

326. It was called the oath of mutual protection.

327. The oath of mutual protection?

328. It's a promise not to...

329. Frighten,

330. Terrorize, nor consume one another.

331. Not eat one another?

332. How's a snake supposed to survive?

333. Quite.

334. So, if you'll all please raise your right paw.

335. Or claw.

336. And repeat after me: I, name of animal.

337. I, name of animal.

338. No. I, Toad. Or...

339. I, Rabbit. - Yes.

340. I ... do solemnly swear.

341. Do solemnly swear. - Not to swallow anybody.

342. Not to swallow.

343. Except when nobody's looking.

344. While en route to this place of Toad's.

345. Toad will obviously be our guide on our journey.

346. And leader. - And just guide I think, Toad.

347. But, Toad is right. We will need a leader.

348. Someone we can look up to. Someone cunning and courageous.

349. And... - Preferably not a snake?

350. Joking.

351. I therefore nominate Fox to be our leader.

352. Fox?

353. Are you off your trolley? - Why Fox?

354. Thanks a bundle, Badger.

355. Fox? Why Fox?

356. No.

357. Fox has all the right qualities here.

358. He's an experienced traveler, roams far and wide over all sorts of terrains

359. and he's used to scavenging.

360. Don't be like that, Owl. We can't all be leader.

361. Now, I'm sure we all got lots of things to do before we leave.

362. Eating up our last few berries and cleaning our fur coats.

363. So, just don't forget... midnight.

364. We meet by the great beach at midnight.

365. Midnight at the great beach.