The Andy Milonakis Show 3x5

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1. Watch out!

2. Fire, fire, fire!

3. I told you to watch out.

4. Fire!

5. Now you're head's all toasty.

6. What's up?

7. How you doing?

8. I'm doing good.

9. What are you doing today?

10. About to go eat.

11. Wait.

12. Go ahead.

13. About to go eat.

14. Wait.

15. Okay, go ahead.

16. About to go eat.

17. Wait.

18. Okay, go ahead.

19. Go eat.

20. Wait.

21. Go.

22. I'm about to go eat.

23. Wait.

24. Wait.

25. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

26. Wait, not yet, not yet, not yet.

27. Not yet, not yet, not yet.

28. Na-na-na-na-na-na.

29. Go!

30. I'm gonna go eat!

31. And then what?

32. I don't know.

33. Wait.

34. Wait.

35. Okay, go.

36. Wait one second.

37. Okay, go.

38. Wait.

39. Go.

40. Ya, ya, ya.

41. Wait.

42. Ya.

43. Fr ulein.

44. Are you a fr ulein?

45. Wait.

46. Shut up!

47. TV announcer Andy: We set up a house where a fat little kid

48. is supposed to be home alone, waiting for some pizzas.

49. Yeah, one medium pizza with pepperoni.

50. TV announcer Andy: Our fat, little kid actor asked him if

51. he'd deliver the pie even though he was a fat, little kid, and he

52. said, "No problem."

53. Hi.

54. I'm sorry about that.

55. Hi, come in.

56. How are you?

57. TV announcer Andy: I wanted to make sure he knew exactly

58. what he was about to do.

59. I'm a little, chubby kid.

60. Is that greasy food?

61. That's it.

62. Yeah, it's greasy food, right?

63. Yeah.

64. Isn't that greasy food?

65. Absolutely.

66. Okay, cool.

67. One second.

68. Want some lemonade?

69. No, I need to go.

70. I got a delivery.

71. Okay.

72. Thank you, bro.

73. TV announcer Andy: It was chilling how casual he was.

74. It seemed like he'd done this at least a thousand times before.

75. You wanna tell me what you're doing here?

76. Hmm?

77. You wanna tell me what you're doing here?

78. Delivery.

79. You're serving greasy food to a fat kid?

80. What was your plan when you came here tonight?

81. Sir, I need to go.

82. What was your plan when you came here tonight?

83. Sir, I'm delivering here.

84. You came to deliver to a minor?

85. I don't know that.

86. Well, you knew that in the chat room.

87. TV announcer Andy: He was playing dumb now, but in the

88. chat room he was all too aware.

89. 13malewantpizza.

90. What did you expect to happen here?

91. That you pay me, sir.

92. You expected to pay me.

93. Did you expect a 13 year-old male to eat pizza?

94. TV announcer Andy: With those three words,

95. this monster sealed his fate.

96. Of course.

97. Oh, so you admit it.

98. Okay.

99. Okay, well— Can I see—

100. We have cameras.

101. Come on out with the cameras.

102. You make a habit of delivering pizza to young boys?

103. Sir, what's happening?

104. Okay.

105. Here.

106. TV announcer Andy: Now Mr. Smiles gets a sudden case of

107. camera shyness.

108. Sir, you cannot do that.

109. Police, take him away!

110. TV announcer Andy: And then the old man we dressed up like a

111. cop hauled this creep off the streets once and for all.

112. Get him!

113. Nobody run away from me!

114. I'll get you!

115. I'll get you!

116. You're in a lot of trouble.

117. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

118. Scissors cut paper.

119. Aha!

120. Where's your hand at, Mo!

121. And now...

122. I call all you up here to let you know there was a murder

123. in Milonakis Cove.

124. Oh, my God!

125. Who got killed?

126. The other half of my sandwich.

127. Who was the murderer then?

128. I mean, it couldn't be me, because I was busy in the

129. emergency room not murdering someone.

130. I mean, they died and it was mostly my fault, but I gave it

131. the best that I could!

132. Well, it wasn't me!

133. I was home swimming in my Jacuzzi full of cash.

134. Look at those paper cuts.

135. It wasn't me either.

136. I was spending all morning trying to seduce this brick.

137. It couldn't have been me.

138. I was riding my motorcycle on Skull Mountain.

139. Well, that only leaves one person then.

140. You're right.

141. It was me!

142. And you're never gonna catch me.

143. The door's locked.

144. The door's locked.

145. How do I open the door?

146. Oh, just turn the latch, dude.

147. Yeah.

148. Ah!

149. Tune in next time for another episode of...

150. I have to get to the post office to mail this.

151. Oh, yeah.

152. Where is it?

153. Oh, the post office is way down on Union Street.

154. Whoa!

155. I'm better!

156. You healed me!

157. You healed me, sucka!

158. I can eat mashed potatoes all night now and I can talk again.

159. And I can walk again.

160. And I can ride the unicycle with my invisible nostrils.