The Andy Milonakis Show 3x4

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1. Can I interest you in some awkward silence?

2. Sure, go right ahead.

3. Sure, go right ahead.

4. There we go, thank you!

5. We did it.

6. Hi, can I place a delivery order, please?

7. Yeah, I just want two orders of hot wings.

8. Hi, come inside.

9. The neighbor's gonna...

10. Hey, guys, our instructor is here.

11. Welcome our instructor.

12. Hi.

13. What did we order?

14. Uh, the chicken wing, right?

15. Chicken wing, right?

16. Is it hot or mild?

17. It's hot.

18. How about this?

19. Do you like chicken wing?

20. Do you like chicken wings?

21. Chicken, go!

22. Wah, I lost my chicken.

23. Wah, I lost my chicken.

24. Go! Get out, get out!

25. Get outta here!

26. Get outta here!

27. Get outta here!

28. boy, echoing: Help me!

29. Help me!

30. Hello?

31. Ohh, it smells.

32. Moo-T, is that you?

33. I fell down the hole.

34. Help me!

35. Don't worry, Moo-T.

36. I'll find someone to help you.

37. Just sit—just stay tight.

38. Hurry, hurry!

39. I don't have much time.

40. Are you hurt?

41. No, but there are fsnakes down here!

42. Tell me again.

43. I can't hear you.

44. Fsnakes! Fsnakes!

45. There are Fsnakes down here!

46. Ow! A fsnake just fsnapped at me!

47. Ow!

48. Fstop laughing!

49. Fstop laughing at me!

50. I know, I found it under a rock

51. in the back yard.

52. No way, Andy.

53. I've been having mad fun with it, yo.

54. I've been calling everyone you know and telling them that you

55. eat bags of dirt for breakfast.

56. Ah ha!

57. Ah, mm...

58. Ah, mm...

59. Mm, ahh.

60. Tweet, tweet, I'm a bird.

61. Tweet, tweet, I'm a bird.

62. I like flying or whatever.

63. Hody ho!

64. Ugh!

65. girl's voice: Jeez, you could knock first.

66. Sorry.

67. Ugh.

68. No! I'm having a bad nose hair day.

69. Uck!

70. Oh, man.

71. So sick of this bad nose hair day.

72. Nose hairs, I'll see you in hell!

73. No, Andy, no!

74. Have mercy on us.

75. Well, I'll tell you what... I was gonna torture

76. and kill you.

77. Now I'll just kill you.

78. Noooo!

79. Well, I hope you enjoy your toupee that's totally not

80. made out of my real nose hairs.

81. You betcha, Andy!

82. And you enjoy this non-counterfeit $2,000 coin

83. I'm paying you with.

84. This is not counterfeit?

85. Yo, guess what.

86. That really is made out of my nose hair!

87. Now get out of here!

88. Wait! This is nose hair?

89. Damn right, bucko!

90. Get outta here.

91. Aah!

92. 'Scuse me, do you have the time?

93. What's that?

94. Do you have the time?

95. You got the time, brother.

96. Huh?

97. You've got the time.

98. Oh, are you talking about my war medals?

99. You want me to pick one?

100. Pick one of my war medals?

101. Sure.

102. It's 9:25.

103. Do you have the time?

104. I think you do.

105. Finally, somebody with the time.

106. You talkin' about my hideous warts?

107. What time is it?

108. It's 4:05.

109. 4:05?

110. 4:04.

111. God bless you.

112. Hey, hold your horses!

113. Excuse me, keep going!

114. We're doing a show here.

115. Who is this?

116. My brains!

117. The leech phone is eating my brains!

118. Aaaah! Uhh!

119. Die! Die!

120. Who you talking to, Andy?

121. It was the wrong number.

122. Noooo!

123. Hello?

124. Hey, Billy, what are you doing tonight?

125. You wanna go out?

126. Hey, let me talk to him, let me talk to him.

127. Okay.

128. Hello?

129. Aaaaah!

130. Ah ha ha ha!

131. Aaaaaah!

132. The Andy Milonakis Show won't be right back.

133. Gah!

134. Hmm. What?

135. I was a delicious burrito, Andy!

136. Mm... yummy.

137. Hi, I'm gonna write something with my magic marker,

138. and you have to guess what it is, okay?

139. Okay, awesome.

140. Benjamin.

141. Exactly, I said Benjamin.

142. You're Benjamin.

143. You're totally Benjamin.

144. Yes.

145. I'm gonna write something about you, and you

146. have to guess what it is, okay?

147. All right.

148. What did I write?

149. I don't know.

150. I wrote that you are too cute!

151. Thank you.

152. Elephant's toe.

153. That's exactly what I wrote.

154. You're good.

155. Ralphie, what are you doing

156. digging through my garbage?

157. I'm a shark, you stupid jerk!

158. Aah! Shark!

159. Where? Where shark?

160. Where? Where?

161. Aah! Aah!

162. Right there!

163. Aah! Shark!

164. Where? Where!

165. Shark!

166. I hate the beach!

167. It's so hot and irritating.

168. Why did I come here?

169. Ugh!

170. Ahh.

171. So much better.

172. Much better.

173. Hey, old shirt.

174. I knew this day would come.

175. Andy, how could you leave me?

176. And for her?

177. He's totally over you.

178. Why don't you go find a Salvation Army

179. and donate yourself?

180. Oh, snap.

181. What Andy and I had was more specialer than

182. anything the two of you have.

183. I was his first shirt!

184. Ha! You said "specialer."

185. You're an idiot.

186. Dummy.

187. Oh, yeah?

188. Well, how idiotic is this?

189. Aaaaah!

190. I always loved you, Andy.

191. Whatever.

192. You're just a shirt.

193. And you're old news.

194. Let's go, baby.

195. The grasshopper gets a piggyback ride to Greece.

196. The stingray plays the xylophone with his antlers.

197. Take it! Shh! Shh!

198. The blueberry plays a trick on the strawberry, and the

199. strawberry waits for you at midnight.

200. Shh! Shh!

201. Shh!

202. Shh...

203. Shh.

204. Shh.

205. Shh. Catch it.

206. Shh.

207. Take it!

208. Take it and go to the Baron Steinberer's house.

209. Take it! Take it and eat the onion soup meatloaf.

210. Shh!

211. A box of cereal thinks outside the box for the first time.

212. Huh?

213. What'd you say?

214. A box of cereal thinks outside the box for one time.

215. You know what I mean.

216. All right?

217. Hey there, Mr. Ball of Paper.

218. You sure look lonely.

219. I bet you could use a fwiend.

220. How are you and Mr. Fire getting along, huh?

221. You make a great couple!

222. I wanna love you, girl.

223. Mm, a submarine sandwich.

224. Argh!

225. I am a submarine captain.

226. Fire the torpedoes and take down the beast!

227. Aye, captain, aye, captain.

228. Argh!

229. Here, boy, fetch.

230. Here, boy.

231. Here, boy, fetch.

232. Go on, fetch, fetch.

233. Go get 'er, yeah.

234. Ah. Ah.

235. Ah, that looks yummy.

236. What's wrong, Ralphie?

237. I got a pain in my chest piece!

238. Come over to my X-ray-o-meter.

239. Maybe I can help you out.

240. Come on.

241. Bloop! Bloop!

242. Bloop!

243. Your lungs look okay.

244. Let's take a look at that stomach.

245. Whoop whoop eeeh blah!

246. Mm... mm... mm...

247. Ah, I see.

248. It's your stomach.

249. It's all jammed up.

250. Let's see if we can help clear you out, buddy.

251. Open wide.

252. Uhh! How do you feel, Ralphie?

253. Good. Where's my damn chicken visuac?

254. Hey, Andy, check out my break dancing skills.

255. Ah ha ha ha.

256. Well, that was fun.

257. But now what am I gonna do?

258. Hey, Andy, if you're ever looking for something fun to do,

259. you can always glue cereal to your face and eat garbage.

260. Thanks, Akon!

261. What? Oh, man.

262. The underwear people spelled my name wrong again.

263. I hate my name.

264. Yo, Andy, you should change your name to Ganesel Smanesel.

265. All righty, I will!

266. Are you Ganesel Smanesel?

267. Um, yes.

268. Well, I'm writing you a ticket for having a stupid name.

269. Oh, well, no.

270. I mean my real name is Andy Milonakis.

271. Well, I'm giving you two tickets for

272. having two stupid names!

273. Two! Two! Two! Two! Two!

274. Ooh, I can't wait to bob for apples.

275. What would Akon do?

276. Bobbing for apples is lame, man.

277. Real men bob for piranhas.

278. Great idea, man!

279. Ooh, pretty!

280. Darn jerk.

281. What the...

282. Hey, Andy, pay your Akon bill.

283. Akon gotta eat, son.

284. What?

285. I didn't sign up for this.

286. You just appeared in my thoughts,

287. and I take your advice.

288. Yeah, but you took it.

289. Akon don't give advice for free.

290. It's America, fool.

291. What am I gonna do?

292. I don't even have $5,000.

293. Hey, Akon, why don't you ease off on Andy?

294. He didn't know there was gonna be a service charge.

295. Let him slide this time.

296. All right, Andy, I'll let you slide this time.

297. But next time you use my services, man,

298. there's gotta be a charge, man.

299. Hey, Akon, that'll be $10,000 for your help.

300. You suck!

301. Same to you!

302. There was a murder and Milonakis Cove.

303. I'm bettter, you healed me!

304. You're damn sure with your fancy teeth?

305. Are you going to deliver to a minor?

306. You expect a 13-year-old male to eat pizza?

307. What you want for lunch, little Cindy.

308. Peanut butter jelly.

309. Ooh, my visitor has the feet of an aristocrat.

310. Bow Wow, you are hereby sentenced to hang

311. out with Andy Milonakis.

312. Come on, man, anything but this dude.