The Andy Milonakis Show 2x2

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In this episode, Andy gets rescued by Juelz Santana, makes pudding, goes on a safari and more.

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1. Mmmmm.

2. Mmmmm.

3. Mmmmmm.

4. Stop eating the pieces!

5. I can't help it.

6. It tastes like licorice.

7. I hate myself.

8. Hey Mr. Pukehammer they're

9. giving away new last names at

10. the naming gazebo.

11. Let's go!

12. The Blingbong brothers!

13. They're giving away free

14. motorcycles at the funeral

15. parlor.

16. Let's go do some wheelies.

17. We're coming.

18. Come on!

19. Principle Minkleman they're

20. giving away free backrubs down

21. at the bottom of the pacific

22. ocean.

23. Come on.

24. Bring your flippers.

25. No?

26. Nothing free in this country.

27. Hey Mr. Jimmy Joe.

28. Jimmy Joe?

29. Who's that?

30. They're giving away free

31. immortality juice down at the

32. 23rd street dumpster.

33. Where's that?

34. 23rd street.

35. 23rd and where?

36. 23rd and 5th.

37. Too far for me to go.

38. Hi can I place a delivery

39. order please?

40. Yeah just one large pizza pie.

41. Come inside please.

42. Come in, come in.

43. What do we got?

44. Uh that's okay.

45. huh?

46. I'll stay here that's okay.

47. No, no, no, no.

48. No, no, no.

49. It's okay.

50. They're just wasps, there's

51. no problem.

52. No bees.

53. It's very safe.

54. These are like my children.

55. These are all my little

56. children.

57. These are fine wasps.

58. They don't go bzzzz.

59. They just bite you and you get

60. rashes all over.

61. They have sharp teeth but they

62. don't sting you.

63. They have no stingers in the

64. back.

65. They don't go

66. They just go

67. They don't go

68. They just go

69. They don't go

70. They just go

71. Okay.

72. I think they're getting into

73. my clothes a little bit.

74. Mmmm twizzlers.

75. Ahh!

76. Wow she's a beautiful

77. specimen.

78. It's a shame these creatures are

79. almost extinct due to evil

80. poachers.

81. I will now tag her ear and

82. return her to her natural

83. habitat.

84. Mmmm twizzlers!

85. Yum, yum, yum, yum.

86. Ahh!

87. Yay.

88. I killed him!

89. Big sale.

90. Everything must go.

91. How much for the toes?

92. $17,000.

93. Wow that's cheap.

94. Mmm hmm.

95. Mmm hmmm.

96. What in the heck fire's going

97. on here?

98. I'm selling poached Ralphie

99. parts on the black market.

100. It's my favorite tag.

101. Oh thank you kind sirs.

102. I hate you Andy.

103. Can you tell me a story about

104. your life or about anything?

105. I just want to hear a story.

106. A story?

107. Yeah.

108. I live on Staten island, I

109. come to Manhattan to work.

110. I work here on the lower East

111. side.

112. It's a nice neighborhood.

113. We like it over here.

114. I work in the school.

115. Got nice kids at the school.

116. You're falling asleep huh?

117. Do you have some milk?

118. Can you tell me about

119. remodeling?

120. I want to hear a story about

121. remodeling.

122. Well to start remodeling you

123. first you have to know what

124. you're doing.

125. Okay.

126. You need to be an interior

127. designer.

128. And you have to be a good

129. consultant.

130. You need to find good workers.

131. Your best is to find a good

132. contractor.

133. But this is not something very

134. uh—

135. I want milk.

136. No problem.

137. No milk.

138. Can I have some milk?

139. Find some milk.

140. Here.

141. Ewww.

142. Ewww.

143. Oh that's so funny how silly you

144. look.

145. Oh my God.

146. You're the meanest idea I've

147. ever had.

148. Ahh!

149. What was I thinking of?

150. Ahh!

151. No, no not my baby.

152. The Andy Milonakis Show will

153. be right back after a hundred

154. billion commercials.

155. All right lets have a

156. counting race.

157. Ready?

158. Sure.

159. Ready?

160. Infinity!

161. I beat you fair and square.

162. No problem.

163. Pudding, pudding, pudding.

164. you're one of them!

165. You're the evil one.

166. I'm the evil one.

167. You're the yummy villain.

168. I'm the yummy villain.

169. Ahh!

170. I've always loved you

171. pudding.

172. That seems fine.

173. What's going on?

174. Ah, stupid tv.

175. Larry?

176. What are you doing down there?

177. Sorry Andy, I was downloading

178. desperate housewives.

179. What?

180. Get the hell out of my house.

181. Why you moving slow motion

182. for Andy?

183. I don't know.

184. Yeah Baby!

185. Yeah!

186. I don't want to play with you

187. anymore.

188. We're gonna have a counting

189. race.

190. Let's see who can count to 100

191. the fastest.

192. Ready, go!

193. I forgot I can't count.

194. I forgot I don't know how to

195. count.

196. 100.

197. Ahh!

198. I won.

199. You son of a bitch.

200. Is juice the key to internal

201. fitness.

202. Hmmm?

203. How would you like.

204. Great!

205. All you gotta do is.

206. It really works.

207. Huh?

208. Ralphie what the hell are you

209. doing?

210. I just wanted to be loved.

211. Awe.

212. Stop.

213. Stop it.

214. Don't touch that.

215. No don't touch that Ralphie.

216. Stop.

217. Leave it alone.

218. What are you doing to me.

219. Don't do this.

220. Come on.

221. Pull me.

222. Pull me.

223. Someone pull me.

224. Can you pull me.

225. Hey you pull me, pull me.

226. Pull me.

227. Pull me.

228. Yay.

229. Wee!

230. Thank you.

231. Yay.

232. Woo!

233. Woo.

234. Woo.

235. Woo Hoo.

236. Woo!

237. Woo!

238. I'm scared.

239. Slow down.

240. Slow down.

241. Okay that is it, I'm totally

242. serious now.

243. I want to suck your blood.

244. Please, if that is okay with you

245. kind sir.

246. Mini Dracula you're never

247. gonna get blood like that.

248. You have to be tough, like this.

249. Give me your freaking blood you

250. piece of crap!

251. Oh no I couldn't.

252. In Transylvania we were taught

253. to be polite.

254. Just shut up and try it on

255. acid reflux Charlie.

256. I um, I want to—

257. Ahh!

258. What a douche.

259. I'm smarter than you.

260. I am smarty owl.

261. You're nothing.

262. You will live a long and

263. happy life.

264. Oh that's nice.

265. Thanks.

266. What happened?

267. It says I'm gonna get hit in

268. the heart with an arrow.

269. Oh no Ralphie.

270. I must have gotten Ralphie's

271. fortune cookie.

272. Oh no!

273. Nah just kidding.

274. Hey that was a good one.

275. That was a good one.

276. Whoa!

277. Fortune cookies are real son!

278. I should really clean up one

279. of these days.

280. Gees.

281. Ow!

282. I knew I left that bear trap

283. somewhere.

284. Well who's gonna get me out of

285. this thing?

286. Yo Andy if you're ever in

287. trouble man, just whistle and

288. I'll be right there.

289. It's your boy Juelz Santana.

290. I'll save the day every time.

291. Ya dig?

292. Cool.

293. Man Andy must be in trouble.

294. Holy freaking crap, all

295. right!

296. Oh Juelz you showed up.

297. I told you if you ever needed

298. me just whistle.

299. I heard you whistle.

300. What's good?

301. I got my leg stuck in a bear

302. trap brother.

303. Awe bear trap, smear trap

304. man.

305. I'm from the hood.

306. Oh thank you so much for

307. saving me.

308. You are my hero.

309. I told you if you're ever in

310. trouble man just whistle and

311. I'll be there aight?

312. Oh okay.

313. Okay thanks.

314. Damn that's Andy.

315. What's poppin Andy?

316. Oh Juelz thank God you're

317. back.

318. I can't find my remote control.

319. Your remote?

320. It's right there.

321. Oh I should have looked

322. there.

323. I'm sorry.

324. I told you, whistle if you

325. need me.

326. Okay.

327. Now clean up around here too

328. man.

329. Andy what's good?

330. What's going on?

331. I can't reach my milk Juelz.

332. Andy you really can't reach

333. your milk?

334. Uh uh.

335. I need you.

336. Here you go Andy.

337. Thank you.

338. If you need anything whistle.

339. If you really need anything

340. Andy.

341. Okay okay.

342. All rght.

343. Wait.

344. Umm do you like potato chips?

345. Andy if you need me whistle

346. man all right?

347. I'm out of here.

348. Okay.

349. Holla.

350. They're good though.

351. Andy on his own with this

352. one.

353. These questions and more will

354. never be answered on the next

355. episode of the Andy milonakis

356. show.

357. Next week on the Andy

358. milonakis show.

359. That's how rich I am.

360. That's how rich I am.

361. Yeah.

362. Larry!

363. One minute Andy.

364. Pow pow.

365. Pow pow.

366. Pow.

367. Yo give me a shout out.

368. Give you a shout out.

369. Give you a shout out.

370. Hee Haw!

371. Honey dew melon.

372. Honey dew melon.

373. Honey dew melon.

374. Honey dew melon, melon.

375. Honey dew melon.

376. Honey dew melon.