The Amazing World of Gumball 3x25

1. WORST DAY EVER! RICHARD, IT'S YOUR TURN

2. RICHARD, IT'S YOUR TURN TO MAKE DINNER!

3. RICHARD, IT'S YOUR TURN TO MAKE DINNER! THE ONLY THING I FEEL LIKE

4. TO MAKE DINNER! THE ONLY THING I FEEL LIKE SERVING UP TODAY IS A KNUCKLE

5. THE ONLY THING I FEEL LIKE SERVING UP TODAY IS A KNUCKLE SANDWICH!

6. SERVING UP TODAY IS A KNUCKLE SANDWICH! GUMBALL, IT'S YOUR TURN

7. SANDWICH! GUMBALL, IT'S YOUR TURN TO MAKE DINNER!

8. GUMBALL, IT'S YOUR TURN TO MAKE DINNER! WHY?

9. TO MAKE DINNER! WHY? BECAUSE I'M TOO ANGRY TO

10. WHY? BECAUSE I'M TOO ANGRY TO THINK UP A VALID EXCUSE!

11. BECAUSE I'M TOO ANGRY TO THINK UP A VALID EXCUSE! DARWIN, MAKE DINNER!

12. THINK UP A VALID EXCUSE! DARWIN, MAKE DINNER! WHY ME?

13. DARWIN, MAKE DINNER! WHY ME? BECAUSE

14. WHY ME? BECAUSE ANAIS —

15. BECAUSE ANAIS — LOOK, WE'VE ALL HAD A

16. ANAIS — LOOK, WE'VE ALL HAD A DIFFICULT DAY.

17. LOOK, WE'VE ALL HAD A DIFFICULT DAY. WHAT WE NEED IS A BALANCED MEAL

18. DIFFICULT DAY. WHAT WE NEED IS A BALANCED MEAL WITH MEAT AND VEGETABLES.

19. WHAT WE NEED IS A BALANCED MEAL WITH MEAT AND VEGETABLES. I'M THINKING TOMATOES AND HAM

20. WITH MEAT AND VEGETABLES. I'M THINKING TOMATOES AND HAM SERVED IN A BREAD BASE FOR A

21. I'M THINKING TOMATOES AND HAM SERVED IN A BREAD BASE FOR A SLOW RELEASE OF ENERGY WITH

22. SERVED IN A BREAD BASE FOR A SLOW RELEASE OF ENERGY WITH MELTED CHEESE ON TOP, BECAUSE

23. SLOW RELEASE OF ENERGY WITH MELTED CHEESE ON TOP, BECAUSE DAIRY PRODUCTS ARE GOOD FOR

24. MELTED CHEESE ON TOP, BECAUSE DAIRY PRODUCTS ARE GOOD FOR GROWING CHILDREN'S BONE

25. DAIRY PRODUCTS ARE GOOD FOR GROWING CHILDREN'S BONE STRUCTURE.

26. GROWING CHILDREN'S BONE STRUCTURE. IT SHOULD MINIMIZE DISH WASHING

27. STRUCTURE. IT SHOULD MINIMIZE DISH WASHING AND BE ROUND IN SHAPE, NEGATING

28. IT SHOULD MINIMIZE DISH WASHING AND BE ROUND IN SHAPE, NEGATING ANY SHARP EDGES TO AVOID ORAL

29. AND BE ROUND IN SHAPE, NEGATING ANY SHARP EDGES TO AVOID ORAL INJURIES.

30. ANY SHARP EDGES TO AVOID ORAL INJURIES. MMM. PIZZA.

31. INJURIES. MMM. PIZZA. DAGNABIT!

32. MMM. PIZZA. DAGNABIT! I THOUGHT I JUST INVENTED A NEW

33. DAGNABIT! I THOUGHT I JUST INVENTED A NEW FOOD!

34. I THOUGHT I JUST INVENTED A NEW FOOD! I WAS GONNA CALL IT THE CIRCULAR

35. FOOD! I WAS GONNA CALL IT THE CIRCULAR HALF-SANDWICH WITH STUFF ON IT!

36. I WAS GONNA CALL IT THE CIRCULAR HALF-SANDWICH WITH STUFF ON IT!

37. HALF-SANDWICH WITH STUFF ON IT! I GUESS MY GREATEST INVENTION

38. I GUESS MY GREATEST INVENTION WILL REMAIN THE POTATO STICKS

39. I GUESS MY GREATEST INVENTION WILL REMAIN THE POTATO STICKS FRIED IN OIL.

40. WILL REMAIN THE POTATO STICKS FRIED IN OIL. OKAY, THEN.

41. FRIED IN OIL. OKAY, THEN. WE'LL GET PIZZA DELIVERED.

42. OKAY, THEN. WE'LL GET PIZZA DELIVERED. I THINK YOU'RE STILL A

43. WE'LL GET PIZZA DELIVERED. I THINK YOU'RE STILL A LITTLE BIT TENSE, MOM.

44. I THINK YOU'RE STILL A LITTLE BIT TENSE, MOM. YOU SHOULDN'T TOUCH ANYTHING FOR

45. LITTLE BIT TENSE, MOM. YOU SHOULDN'T TOUCH ANYTHING FOR A WHILE AND LET DAD DO IT.

46. YOU SHOULDN'T TOUCH ANYTHING FOR A WHILE AND LET DAD DO IT. OKAY. HAVE YOU GOT IT?

47. A WHILE AND LET DAD DO IT. OKAY. HAVE YOU GOT IT? YES, WE HAVE A FAMILY-SIZE

48. OKAY. HAVE YOU GOT IT? YES, WE HAVE A FAMILY-SIZE PIZZA WITH 1/5 MARGARITA, 1/5

49. YES, WE HAVE A FAMILY-SIZE PIZZA WITH 1/5 MARGARITA, 1/5 VEGETARIAN, 1/5 SURF, 1/5 TURF,

50. PIZZA WITH 1/5 MARGARITA, 1/5 VEGETARIAN, 1/5 SURF, 1/5 TURF, AND 1/5 MEGA MEAT.

51. VEGETARIAN, 1/5 SURF, 1/5 TURF, AND 1/5 MEGA MEAT. NONE OF THE FIFTHS CAN BE COOKED

52. AND 1/5 MEGA MEAT. NONE OF THE FIFTHS CAN BE COOKED IN THE SAME OVEN BUT MUST BE AN

53. NONE OF THE FIFTHS CAN BE COOKED IN THE SAME OVEN BUT MUST BE AN IDENTICAL TEMPERATURE ON

54. IN THE SAME OVEN BUT MUST BE AN IDENTICAL TEMPERATURE ON DELIVERY.

55. IDENTICAL TEMPERATURE ON DELIVERY. AND A TOY.

56. DELIVERY. AND A TOY. I'M SORRY, SIR.

57. AND A TOY. I'M SORRY, SIR. WE DON'T DO TOYS.

58. I'M SORRY, SIR. WE DON'T DO TOYS. AND A TOY!

59. WE DON'T DO TOYS. AND A TOY! I GUESS I CAN RUN BY THE TOY

60. AND A TOY! I GUESS I CAN RUN BY THE TOY STORE.

61. I GUESS I CAN RUN BY THE TOY STORE. YOUR PIZZA WILL BE THERE IN

62. STORE. YOUR PIZZA WILL BE THERE IN 45 MINUTES.

63. YOUR PIZZA WILL BE THERE IN 45 MINUTES.

64. 45 MINUTES. I DON'T HAVE 45 MINUTES!

65. I DON'T HAVE 45 MINUTES! FASTER!

66. I DON'T HAVE 45 MINUTES! FASTER! FINE. IF I SKIP MY BREAK, I

67. FASTER! FINE. IF I SKIP MY BREAK, I CAN BE THERE IN HALF AN HOUR.

68. FINE. IF I SKIP MY BREAK, I CAN BE THERE IN HALF AN HOUR.

69. CAN BE THERE IN HALF AN HOUR. FINE! IF I RUN THE RED LIGHTS, I

70. FINE! IF I RUN THE RED LIGHTS, I CAN BE THERE IN 15 MINUTES!

71. FINE! IF I RUN THE RED LIGHTS, I CAN BE THERE IN 15 MINUTES! OH. OKAY.

72. CAN BE THERE IN 15 MINUTES! OH. OKAY. THAT IS ACCEPTABLE.

73. OH. OKAY. THAT IS ACCEPTABLE. THAT WILL BE $9.99.

74. THAT IS ACCEPTABLE. THAT WILL BE $9.99. AND WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD A TIP?

75. THAT WILL BE $9.99. AND WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD A TIP? I DON'T KNOW.

76. AND WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD A TIP? I DON'T KNOW. DOES IT TASTE GOOD?

77. I DON'T KNOW. DOES IT TASTE GOOD? NO, SIR.

78. DOES IT TASTE GOOD? NO, SIR. I MEAN, DO YOU WANT TO PAY A

79. NO, SIR. I MEAN, DO YOU WANT TO PAY A GRATUITY, FOR SERVICE, AND IN

80. I MEAN, DO YOU WANT TO PAY A GRATUITY, FOR SERVICE, AND IN COMPENSATION, FOR THE

81. GRATUITY, FOR SERVICE, AND IN COMPENSATION, FOR THE HALF-HOUR-LONG ORDER YOU JUST

82. COMPENSATION, FOR THE HALF-HOUR-LONG ORDER YOU JUST MADE.

83. HALF-HOUR-LONG ORDER YOU JUST MADE. DO I HAVE A CHOICE?

84. MADE. DO I HAVE A CHOICE? ALWAYS, SIR!

85. DO I HAVE A CHOICE? ALWAYS, SIR! GREAT! THEN, NO!

86. ALWAYS, SIR! GREAT! THEN, NO! HA HA!

87. GREAT! THEN, NO! HA HA! WE'RE GETTING A PIZZA, AND I

88. HA HA! WE'RE GETTING A PIZZA, AND I SAVED US MONEY!

89. WE'RE GETTING A PIZZA, AND I SAVED US MONEY! THIS DAY JUST GOT TWICE AS GOOD.

90. SAVED US MONEY! THIS DAY JUST GOT TWICE AS GOOD.

91. THIS DAY JUST GOT TWICE AS GOOD.

92. UGH!

93. UGH! THIS IS TAKING FOREVER.

94. UGH! THIS IS TAKING FOREVER. BE PATIENT, BOYS.

95. THIS IS TAKING FOREVER. BE PATIENT, BOYS. IT'S ONLY BEEN 16 MINUTES.

96. BE PATIENT, BOYS. IT'S ONLY BEEN 16 MINUTES. LET'S TAKE OUR MINDS OFF IT.

97. IT'S ONLY BEEN 16 MINUTES. LET'S TAKE OUR MINDS OFF IT. GOOD EVENING.

98. LET'S TAKE OUR MINDS OFF IT. GOOD EVENING. OUR BIGGEST STORY TODAY IS, OF

99. GOOD EVENING. OUR BIGGEST STORY TODAY IS, OF COURSE, THE SUDDEN SPIKE IN

100. OUR BIGGEST STORY TODAY IS, OF COURSE, THE SUDDEN SPIKE IN RANDOM AGGRESSION IN ELMORE.

101. COURSE, THE SUDDEN SPIKE IN RANDOM AGGRESSION IN ELMORE. TO ILLUSTRATE THE SITUATION,

102. RANDOM AGGRESSION IN ELMORE. TO ILLUSTRATE THE SITUATION, HERE'S A PIE CHART.

103. TO ILLUSTRATE THE SITUATION, HERE'S A PIE CHART.

104. HERE'S A PIE CHART. TURN IT OFF!

105. TURN IT OFF! PIE CHARTS MAKE ME HUNGRY!

106. TURN IT OFF! PIE CHARTS MAKE ME HUNGRY!

107. PIE CHARTS MAKE ME HUNGRY! WHY DON'T WE ALL TELL

108. WHY DON'T WE ALL TELL EACH OTHER ABOUT OUR DAY AND WHY

109. WHY DON'T WE ALL TELL EACH OTHER ABOUT OUR DAY AND WHY WE GOT UPSET IN THE FIRST PLACE?

110. EACH OTHER ABOUT OUR DAY AND WHY WE GOT UPSET IN THE FIRST PLACE? I'LL GO FIRST.

111. WE GOT UPSET IN THE FIRST PLACE? I'LL GO FIRST. I WAS ON MY WAY TO WORK WHEN THE

112. I'LL GO FIRST. I WAS ON MY WAY TO WORK WHEN THE CAR BROKE DOWN.

113. I WAS ON MY WAY TO WORK WHEN THE CAR BROKE DOWN. WELL, DAMAGE IS ONLY

114. CAR BROKE DOWN. WELL, DAMAGE IS ONLY SUPERFICIAL, SO IT SHOULDN'T

115. WELL, DAMAGE IS ONLY SUPERFICIAL, SO IT SHOULDN'T COST MORE THAN $100.

116. SUPERFICIAL, SO IT SHOULDN'T COST MORE THAN $100. $100?

117. COST MORE THAN $100. $100? EXCUSE ME?

118. $100? EXCUSE ME? BETTER MAKE THAT $200.

119. EXCUSE ME? BETTER MAKE THAT $200. WH-A-A-A-A-A-A?

120. BETTER MAKE THAT $200. WH-A-A-A-A-A-A? UH, $500?

121. WH-A-A-A-A-A-A? UH, $500? WHAT?

122. UH, $500? WHAT? AAH!

123. WHAT? AAH! $750?

124. AAH! $750? BEFORE I DO WHAT I'M

125. $750? BEFORE I DO WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO, I WANT YOU TO KNOW

126. BEFORE I DO WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THIS IS NOT YOUR FAULT.

127. ABOUT TO DO, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THIS IS NOT YOUR FAULT. YOU'RE JUST DOING YOUR JOB, BUT

128. THAT THIS IS NOT YOUR FAULT. YOU'RE JUST DOING YOUR JOB, BUT SOMEONE HAS TO SUFFER FOR WHAT

129. YOU'RE JUST DOING YOUR JOB, BUT SOMEONE HAS TO SUFFER FOR WHAT HAPPENED, AND UNFORTUNATELY,

130. SOMEONE HAS TO SUFFER FOR WHAT HAPPENED, AND UNFORTUNATELY, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE AROUND.

131. HAPPENED, AND UNFORTUNATELY, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE AROUND.

132. YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE AROUND. YOU ARE A WORM!

133. YOU ARE A WORM! YOU'RE A THIEVING, WORM-FEEDING,

134. YOU ARE A WORM! YOU'RE A THIEVING, WORM-FEEDING, MONEY-GRUBBING CROOK!

135. YOU'RE A THIEVING, WORM-FEEDING, MONEY-GRUBBING CROOK! PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE SQUEEZING

136. MONEY-GRUBBING CROOK! PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE SQUEEZING THE VERY LAST CENTS OUT OF

137. PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE SQUEEZING THE VERY LAST CENTS OUT OF HARDWORKING FAMILIES!

138. THE VERY LAST CENTS OUT OF HARDWORKING FAMILIES! YOU'RE THE REASON ICE CAPS ARE

139. HARDWORKING FAMILIES! YOU'RE THE REASON ICE CAPS ARE MELTING AND BABY POLARS ARE

140. YOU'RE THE REASON ICE CAPS ARE MELTING AND BABY POLARS ARE HOMELESS!

141. MELTING AND BABY POLARS ARE HOMELESS! AHH.

142. HOMELESS! AHH. I THINK THAT'S ALL THERE WAS.

143. AHH. I THINK THAT'S ALL THERE WAS. HERE.

144. I THINK THAT'S ALL THERE WAS. HERE. UH, WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD A

145. HERE. UH, WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD A TIP?

146. UH, WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD A TIP? SURE.

147. TIP? SURE. A LITTLE EXTRA 12%.

148. SURE. A LITTLE EXTRA 12%.

149. A LITTLE EXTRA 12%. YOU'RE A

150. YOU'RE A WORTHLESS MAGGOT, A POINTLESS

151. YOU'RE A WORTHLESS MAGGOT, A POINTLESS LITTLE...

152. WORTHLESS MAGGOT, A POINTLESS LITTLE... ANYWAY, I FEEL

153. LITTLE... ANYWAY, I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW.

154. ANYWAY, I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW. OH. SORRY.

155. MUCH BETTER NOW. OH. SORRY. A LITTLE TOO MUCH IN THE MOMENT,

156. OH. SORRY. A LITTLE TOO MUCH IN THE MOMENT, THERE.

157. A LITTLE TOO MUCH IN THE MOMENT, THERE.

158. THERE. WHERE'S THE PIZZA?

159. WHERE'S THE PIZZA? I'M SO HUNGRY, I'M BEGINNING TO

160. WHERE'S THE PIZZA? I'M SO HUNGRY, I'M BEGINNING TO DIGEST MYSELF.

161. I'M SO HUNGRY, I'M BEGINNING TO DIGEST MYSELF.

162. ALL RIGHT, FINE.

163. ALL RIGHT, FINE. RICHARD, HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

164. ALL RIGHT, FINE. RICHARD, HOW WAS YOUR DAY? I DON'T WANT TO TALK

165. RICHARD, HOW WAS YOUR DAY? I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

166. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. RICHARD, YOU OBVIOUSLY

167. ABOUT IT. RICHARD, YOU OBVIOUSLY WANT THE ATTENTION.

168. RICHARD, YOU OBVIOUSLY WANT THE ATTENTION. FINE. IF YOU ALL INSIST.

169. COME ON. INSIST. JUST TELL THE STORY ALREADY!

170. JUST TELL THE STORY ALREADY! ALL RIGHT.

171. ALREADY! ALL RIGHT. SO, I WAS AT THE BURGER JOINT...

172. ALL RIGHT. SO, I WAS AT THE BURGER JOINT... FIVE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS AND

173. SO, I WAS AT THE BURGER JOINT... FIVE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS AND THREE COOKIES 'N' CREAM SHAKES.

174. FIVE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS AND THREE COOKIES 'N' CREAM SHAKES. SIR, PLEASE!

175. THREE COOKIES 'N' CREAM SHAKES. SIR, PLEASE! YOU JUST INGESTED 12,000

176. SIR, PLEASE! YOU JUST INGESTED 12,000 CALORIES AN HOUR AGO!

177. YOU JUST INGESTED 12,000 CALORIES AN HOUR AGO! TO BURN THAT OFF, YOU WOULD

178. CALORIES AN HOUR AGO! TO BURN THAT OFF, YOU WOULD LITERALLY HAVE TO CATCH FIRE.

179. TO BURN THAT OFF, YOU WOULD LITERALLY HAVE TO CATCH FIRE. I CAN'T, IN GOOD CONSCIENCE,

180. LITERALLY HAVE TO CATCH FIRE. I CAN'T, IN GOOD CONSCIENCE, SERVE YOU ANOTHER MEAL BEFORE

181. I CAN'T, IN GOOD CONSCIENCE, SERVE YOU ANOTHER MEAL BEFORE YOU EXERCISE!

182. SERVE YOU ANOTHER MEAL BEFORE YOU EXERCISE! BUT I DID EXERCISE.

183. YOU EXERCISE! BUT I DID EXERCISE. Sir, I saw you.

184. BUT I DID EXERCISE. Sir, I saw you. You just walked outside, stared

185. Sir, I saw you. You just walked outside, stared at your watch for an hour, and

186. You just walked outside, stared at your watch for an hour, and walked straight back in.

187. at your watch for an hour, and walked straight back in.

188. walked straight back in.

189. SIR, STOP THAT!

190. SIR, STOP THAT! SIR, YOU NEED TO LEAVE!

191. SIR, STOP THAT! SIR, YOU NEED TO LEAVE! YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH!

192. SIR, YOU NEED TO LEAVE! YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH! I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE

193. YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH! I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH!

194. I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH! SIR, I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK

195. HAD ENOUGH! SIR, I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO PAY FOR THAT!

196. SIR, I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO PAY FOR THAT! HEH. I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S COMPANY

197. YOU TO PAY FOR THAT! HEH. I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S COMPANY POLICY TO ASK.

198. HEH. I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S COMPANY POLICY TO ASK. WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD A TIP?

199. OKAY. WELL, THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT, SO EVEN THOUGH YOU

200. WELL, THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT, SO EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE VERY CLEARLY IN THE WRONG,

201. ALWAYS RIGHT, SO EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE VERY CLEARLY IN THE WRONG, YOU WERE IN THE RIGHT.

202. WERE VERY CLEARLY IN THE WRONG, YOU WERE IN THE RIGHT. OH!

203. YOU WERE IN THE RIGHT. OH! WHERE'S THE PIZZA?

204. OH! WHERE'S THE PIZZA? WHAT?

205. WHERE'S THE PIZZA? WHAT? I'M SO HUNGRY, I'M

206. WHAT? I'M SO HUNGRY, I'M STARTING TO HALLUCINATE.

207. I'M SO HUNGRY, I'M STARTING TO HALLUCINATE. I'M SO HUNGRY, I

208. STARTING TO HALLUCINATE. I'M SO HUNGRY, I CAN'T EVEN HALLUCINATE RIGHT.

209. I'M SO HUNGRY, I CAN'T EVEN HALLUCINATE RIGHT.

210. CAN'T EVEN HALLUCINATE RIGHT. AAH! AAH!

211. AAH! AAH!

212. WELL, SINCE THE

213. WELL, SINCE THE PIZZA STILL HASN'T ARRIVED, I

214. WELL, SINCE THE PIZZA STILL HASN'T ARRIVED, I MIGHT AS WELL TELL YOU WHY WE'RE

215. PIZZA STILL HASN'T ARRIVED, I MIGHT AS WELL TELL YOU WHY WE'RE IN SUCH A BAD MOOD.

216. MIGHT AS WELL TELL YOU WHY WE'RE IN SUCH A BAD MOOD. SO, EARLIER ON, WE WENT TO THE

217. IN SUCH A BAD MOOD. SO, EARLIER ON, WE WENT TO THE VIDEO STORE...

218. SO, EARLIER ON, WE WENT TO THE VIDEO STORE... THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING,

219. VIDEO STORE... THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING, DUDE!

220. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING, DUDE! THESE DAYS, THE TRAILERS SHOW

221. DUDE! THESE DAYS, THE TRAILERS SHOW YOU THE WHOLE THING, APART FROM

222. THESE DAYS, THE TRAILERS SHOW YOU THE WHOLE THING, APART FROM THE END CREDITS.

223. YOU THE WHOLE THING, APART FROM THE END CREDITS. YEAH! WHAT'S THE

224. THE END CREDITS. YEAH! WHAT'S THE POINT OF WATCHING THE MOVIE IF

225. YEAH! WHAT'S THE POINT OF WATCHING THE MOVIE IF YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT HAPPENS

226. POINT OF WATCHING THE MOVIE IF YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN IT?

227. YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN IT? IT'S LIKE GOING UP TO THIS GUY

228. IN IT? IT'S LIKE GOING UP TO THIS GUY AND SAYING, "OH, YOU KNOW THAT

229. IT'S LIKE GOING UP TO THIS GUY AND SAYING, "OH, YOU KNOW THAT MOVIE WITH THE WIZARD KID UNDER

230. AND SAYING, "OH, YOU KNOW THAT MOVIE WITH THE WIZARD KID UNDER THE STAIRS?

231. MOVIE WITH THE WIZARD KID UNDER THE STAIRS? WELL, AT THE END, THE BEARDED

232. THE STAIRS? WELL, AT THE END, THE BEARDED DUDE GETS ICED BY THE GOTH GUY.

233. WELL, AT THE END, THE BEARDED DUDE GETS ICED BY THE GOTH GUY.

234. DUDE GETS ICED BY THE GOTH GUY. OR LIKE THAT ONE WITH

235. OR LIKE THAT ONE WITH THE ASTHMATIC ROBOT WHO TURNS

236. OR LIKE THAT ONE WITH THE ASTHMATIC ROBOT WHO TURNS OUT TO BE THE LASER SAMURAI'S

237. THE ASTHMATIC ROBOT WHO TURNS OUT TO BE THE LASER SAMURAI'S DAD.

238. OUT TO BE THE LASER SAMURAI'S DAD. AAH!

239. DAD. AAH!

240. AAH! YEAH! OR AT THE END

241. YEAH! OR AT THE END OF "THE PLANET OF THE MONKEYS"

242. YEAH! OR AT THE END OF "THE PLANET OF THE MONKEYS" WHEN WE REALIZED THAT IT WAS

243. OF "THE PLANET OF THE MONKEYS" WHEN WE REALIZED THAT IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG.

244. WHEN WE REALIZED THAT IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG. YOU MANIACS!

245. EARTH ALL ALONG. YOU MANIACS! GOSH DARN YOU!

246. YOU MANIACS! GOSH DARN YOU!

247. GOSH DARN YOU! GUYS, PLEASE, YOU'RE KILLING

248. GUYS, PLEASE, YOU'RE KILLING MY BUSINESS HERE.

249. GUYS, PLEASE, YOU'RE KILLING MY BUSINESS HERE. DUDE, THERE'S NO ONE

250. MY BUSINESS HERE. DUDE, THERE'S NO ONE HERE.

251. DUDE, THERE'S NO ONE HERE. YOU NEED TO RETHINK

252. HERE. YOU NEED TO RETHINK YOUR FINANCIAL MODEL.

253. YOU NEED TO RETHINK YOUR FINANCIAL MODEL. NO ONE RENTS DVDs ANYMORE.

254. YOUR FINANCIAL MODEL. NO ONE RENTS DVDs ANYMORE. THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

255. NO ONE RENTS DVDs ANYMORE. THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? SUPPORTING MY

256. THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? SUPPORTING MY FAVORITE STORE.

257. SUPPORTING MY FAVORITE STORE. WELL, HOW ABOUT A TIP?

258. FAVORITE STORE. WELL, HOW ABOUT A TIP? OH, SURE. THANK YOU.

259. WELL, HOW ABOUT A TIP? OH, SURE. THANK YOU. HEY, LOOK — A $20.

260. OH, SURE. THANK YOU. HEY, LOOK — A $20. GET OUT OF HERE —

261. HEY, LOOK — A $20. GET OUT OF HERE — WHAT KIND OF STORE

262. GET OUT OF HERE — WHAT KIND OF STORE BANS ITS OWN CUSTOMERS?

263. WHAT KIND OF STORE BANS ITS OWN CUSTOMERS?

264. BANS ITS OWN CUSTOMERS? WORST DAY EVER!

265. WORST DAY EVER! WAIT.

266. WORST DAY EVER! WAIT. DO YOU KNOW WHO REALLY HAD THE

267. WAIT. DO YOU KNOW WHO REALLY HAD THE WORST DAY EVER?

268. DO YOU KNOW WHO REALLY HAD THE WORST DAY EVER? ME!

269. WORST DAY EVER? ME! NO, GUYS.

270. ME! NO, GUYS. WHO REALSUFFERED ALL DAY?

271. NO, GUYS. WHO REALSUFFERED ALL DAY? ME.

272. WHO REALSUFFERED ALL DAY? ME. NO! WHO ALWAYS PUTS UP

273. ME. NO! WHO ALWAYS PUTS UP WITH US WITHOUT EVER GETTING ANY

274. NO! WHO ALWAYS PUTS UP WITH US WITHOUT EVER GETTING ANY RESPECT OR GRATITUDE?

275. WITH US WITHOUT EVER GETTING ANY RESPECT OR GRATITUDE? AH.

276. RESPECT OR GRATITUDE? AH. ME.

277. AH. ME. NO!

278. ME. NO! WHO WAS THE PERSON WHO IS

279. NO! WHO WAS THE PERSON WHO IS PROBABLY SPITTING IN OUR PIZZA

280. WHO WAS THE PERSON WHO IS PROBABLY SPITTING IN OUR PIZZA BECAUSE OF HOW WE'VE ALL TREATED

281. PROBABLY SPITTING IN OUR PIZZA BECAUSE OF HOW WE'VE ALL TREATED HIM?

282. BECAUSE OF HOW WE'VE ALL TREATED HIM? YOU?

283. HIM? YOU? NO! LARRY!

284. YOU? NO! LARRY! IT'S LARRY, GUYS.

285. NO! LARRY! IT'S LARRY, GUYS. WHO'S THAT?

286. IT'S LARRY, GUYS. WHO'S THAT? WHO'S LARRY?

287. WHO'S THAT? WHO'S LARRY? THE GUY WHO DOES EVERY

288. WHO'S LARRY? THE GUY WHO DOES EVERY JOB IN THIS TOWN!

289. THE GUY WHO DOES EVERY JOB IN THIS TOWN! OH!

290. JOB IN THIS TOWN! OH! BARRY!

291. OH! BARRY! I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS

292. BARRY! I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS CALLED HARRY.

293. I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS CALLED HARRY. WAIT. MARY IS A MAN?

294. CALLED HARRY. WAIT. MARY IS A MAN?

295. WAIT. MARY IS A MAN? I THINK THIS MAN DESERVES AN

296. I THINK THIS MAN DESERVES AN APOLOGY.

297. I THINK THIS MAN DESERVES AN APOLOGY.

298. APOLOGY. WELCOME TO FERVITUS PIZZA.

299. WELCOME TO FERVITUS PIZZA. UNFORTUNATELY, WE CANNOT TAKE

300. WELCOME TO FERVITUS PIZZA. UNFORTUNATELY, WE CANNOT TAKE YOUR CALL RIGHT NOW BECAUSE —

301. UNFORTUNATELY, WE CANNOT TAKE YOUR CALL RIGHT NOW BECAUSE — BECAUSE I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

302. YOUR CALL RIGHT NOW BECAUSE — BECAUSE I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I HAVE ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO

303. BECAUSE I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I HAVE ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO SAY TO YOU, ELMORE!

304. I HAVE ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO SAY TO YOU, ELMORE! TRY OUR FAMILY DEALS FOR $5.99.

305. SAY TO YOU, ELMORE! TRY OUR FAMILY DEALS FOR $5.99. GOODBYE, ELMORE.

306. TRY OUR FAMILY DEALS FOR $5.99. GOODBYE, ELMORE. I QUIT.

307. GOODBYE, ELMORE. I QUIT.

308. I QUIT.

309. WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET

310. WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET OUR PIZZA!

311. WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET OUR PIZZA! NO, THIS IS REALLY

312. OUR PIZZA! NO, THIS IS REALLY BAD.

313. NO, THIS IS REALLY BAD. THIS TOWN DOESN'T FUNCTION

314. BAD. THIS TOWN DOESN'T FUNCTION WITHOUT LARRY.

315. THIS TOWN DOESN'T FUNCTION WITHOUT LARRY. LET'S NOT PANIC.

316. WITHOUT LARRY. LET'S NOT PANIC. HOW BAD CAN THINGS GET IN

317. LET'S NOT PANIC. HOW BAD CAN THINGS GET IN 15 MINUTES?

318. HOW BAD CAN THINGS GET IN 15 MINUTES?

319. 15 MINUTES? OKAY. I THINK WE BETTER

320. OKAY. I THINK WE BETTER APOLOGIZE TO LARRY.

321. OKAY. I THINK WE BETTER APOLOGIZE TO LARRY.

322. APOLOGIZE TO LARRY. SOMEONE SIPHONED OFF ALL

323. SOMEONE SIPHONED OFF ALL OUR GAS.

324. SOMEONE SIPHONED OFF ALL OUR GAS. I THINK THEY TOOK A

325. OUR GAS. I THINK THEY TOOK A LITTLE MORE THAN THAT.

326. I THINK THEY TOOK A LITTLE MORE THAN THAT.

327. LITTLE MORE THAN THAT. WELL, I-I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE

328. WELL, I-I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO, UM...

329. WELL, I-I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO, UM... TCH-CHK! VRR! ERR!

330. TO, UM... TCH-CHK! VRR! ERR! VROOM!

331. TCH-CHK! VRR! ERR! VROOM! HOW COULD THINGS GET

332. VROOM! HOW COULD THINGS GET THIS BAD?

333. HOW COULD THINGS GET THIS BAD? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

334. THIS BAD? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN LARRY'S ON STRIKE!

335. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN LARRY'S ON STRIKE!

336. WHEN LARRY'S ON STRIKE! WAIT!

337. WAIT! THINK FOR A SECOND.

338. WAIT! THINK FOR A SECOND. STEALING TVs IN THE MIDDLE OF

339. THINK FOR A SECOND. STEALING TVs IN THE MIDDLE OF THE APOCALYPSE?

340. STEALING TVs IN THE MIDDLE OF THE APOCALYPSE? CAN'T YOU SEE HOW WRONG AND

341. THE APOCALYPSE? CAN'T YOU SEE HOW WRONG AND STUPID THIS IS?

342. CAN'T YOU SEE HOW WRONG AND STUPID THIS IS? YEAH.

343. STUPID THIS IS? YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT.

344. YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT. THERE'S NO TV SIGNAL.

345. YOU'RE RIGHT. THERE'S NO TV SIGNAL. AH, AH!

346. THERE'S NO TV SIGNAL. AH, AH! THANKS, KID!

347. AH, AH! THANKS, KID! AAH!

348. THANKS, KID! AAH! WELL DONE, OFFICER!

349. AAH! WELL DONE, OFFICER! I'LL HAVE THAT, THANK YOU

350. WELL DONE, OFFICER! I'LL HAVE THAT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

351. I'LL HAVE THAT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WHAT?

352. VERY MUCH. WHAT? AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO FIGHT

353. WHAT? AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO FIGHT CRIME?

354. AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO FIGHT CRIME? LARRY ALSO WORKED AS THE

355. CRIME? LARRY ALSO WORKED AS THE POLICE FORCE ACCOUNTANT.

356. LARRY ALSO WORKED AS THE POLICE FORCE ACCOUNTANT. I HAVEN'T BEEN PAID, SO GOSH

357. POLICE FORCE ACCOUNTANT. I HAVEN'T BEEN PAID, SO GOSH DARN YOU ALL!

358. I HAVEN'T BEEN PAID, SO GOSH DARN YOU ALL!

359. DARN YOU ALL!

360. DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

361. DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'M GETTING PROVISIONS

362. DOING? I'M GETTING PROVISIONS FOR OUR LIFE IN THE BROKEN

363. I'M GETTING PROVISIONS FOR OUR LIFE IN THE BROKEN WORLD!

364. FOR OUR LIFE IN THE BROKEN WORLD! YOU'LL THANK ME WHEN YOU'RE

365. WORLD! YOU'LL THANK ME WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING IN YOUR COMFY CANOE.

366. YOU'LL THANK ME WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING IN YOUR COMFY CANOE. CAN'T WE JUST SLEEP ON

367. SLEEPING IN YOUR COMFY CANOE. CAN'T WE JUST SLEEP ON THE MATTRESS?

368. CAN'T WE JUST SLEEP ON THE MATTRESS? NO WAY!

369. THE MATTRESS? NO WAY! THAT'S OUR EMERGENCY RAFT IN

370. NO WAY! THAT'S OUR EMERGENCY RAFT IN CASE THE TOWN FLOODS.

371. THAT'S OUR EMERGENCY RAFT IN CASE THE TOWN FLOODS. OH, COME ON!

372. CASE THE TOWN FLOODS. OH, COME ON! WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

373. OH, COME ON! WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. WE HAVE TO FIND LARRY BEFORE

374. WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. WE HAVE TO FIND LARRY BEFORE THINGS GET WORSE.

375. WE HAVE TO FIND LARRY BEFORE THINGS GET WORSE. HOW COULD THEY GET

376. THINGS GET WORSE. HOW COULD THEY GET ANY WORSE?

377. HOW COULD THEY GET ANY WORSE? HOW ABOUT A PLAGUE

378. ANY WORSE? HOW ABOUT A PLAGUE OF LOCUSTS?

379. HOW ABOUT A PLAGUE OF LOCUSTS? A WH-A-A-A?

380. OF LOCUSTS? A WH-A-A-A? LOCUSTS!

381. A WH-A-A-A? LOCUSTS!

382. LOCUSTS!

383. THIS IS TURNING

384. THIS IS TURNING APOCALYPTIC!

385. THIS IS TURNING APOCALYPTIC! NO! IT'S JUST THAT

386. APOCALYPTIC! NO! IT'S JUST THAT LARRY WAS IN CHARGE OF PEST

387. NO! IT'S JUST THAT LARRY WAS IN CHARGE OF PEST CONTROL.

388. LARRY WAS IN CHARGE OF PEST CONTROL. GUYS, IT'S PRINCIPAL BROWN!

389. CONTROL. GUYS, IT'S PRINCIPAL BROWN! I THINK HE MIGHT BE HURT!

390. GUYS, IT'S PRINCIPAL BROWN! I THINK HE MIGHT BE HURT! PRINCIPAL BROWN?

391. I THINK HE MIGHT BE HURT! PRINCIPAL BROWN? ARE YOU ALIVE?

392. PRINCIPAL BROWN? ARE YOU ALIVE?

393. ARE YOU ALIVE?

394. PRINCIPAL BROWN?

395. PRINCIPAL BROWN? NO, DARWIN!

396. PRINCIPAL BROWN? NO, DARWIN! IT'S AN AMBUSH!

397. NO, DARWIN! IT'S AN AMBUSH!

398. IT'S AN AMBUSH! AAH!

399. AAH! I AM NO LONGER PRINCIPAL

400. AAH! I AM NO LONGER PRINCIPAL BROWN.

401. I AM NO LONGER PRINCIPAL BROWN. I AM THE EAGLE OF THE ROAD!

402. BROWN. I AM THE EAGLE OF THE ROAD!

403. I AM THE EAGLE OF THE ROAD!

404. AAH!

405. AAH! WHAT DO YOU WANT?

406. AAH! WHAT DO YOU WANT?

407. WHAT DO YOU WANT? THIS IS OUR TERRITORY, AND

408. THIS IS OUR TERRITORY, AND YOU ARE NOW OUR PREY.

409. THIS IS OUR TERRITORY, AND YOU ARE NOW OUR PREY. WHAT?

410. YOU ARE NOW OUR PREY. WHAT? ARE YOU PLANNING TO EAT US?

411. YES, I RAN OUT OF TOFU AND SOY MILK. SAY, YOU GUYS AREN'T ON ANY

412. SOY MILK. SAY, YOU GUYS AREN'T ON ANY ANTIBIOTICS, ARE YOU?

413. SAY, YOU GUYS AREN'T ON ANY ANTIBIOTICS, ARE YOU? IF I HAVE TO EAT MEAT, I WANT IT

414. ANTIBIOTICS, ARE YOU? IF I HAVE TO EAT MEAT, I WANT IT TO BE ORGANIC.

415. IF I HAVE TO EAT MEAT, I WANT IT TO BE ORGANIC.

416. TO BE ORGANIC. ARE YOU SERIOUS?

417. ARE YOU SERIOUS? I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S SURVIVAL

418. ARE YOU SERIOUS? I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.

419. I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST. GOOD. THEN YOU WON'T

420. OF THE FITTEST. GOOD. THEN YOU WON'T MIND ME DOING THIS.

421. GOOD. THEN YOU WON'T MIND ME DOING THIS. WHOA!

422. MIND ME DOING THIS. WHOA! WHOA! AAAAAAAH!

423. WHOA! WHOA! AAAAAAAH!

424. WHOA! AAAAAAAH! OOH-HOO!

425. OOH-HOO!

426. OOH-HOO! AAAAAH!

427. AAAAAH! WHOA!

428. AAAAAH! WHOA! HEY!

429. WHOA! HEY! HA!

430. HEY! HA!

431. HA!

432. WHY ARE YOU GUYS HERE? AND WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT?

433. AND WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT? BECAUSE IT'S THE

434. THAT? BECAUSE IT'S THE APOCALYPSE, AND BECAUSE...

435. BECAUSE IT'S THE APOCALYPSE, AND BECAUSE... WELL, I-IT'S THE APOCALYPSE.

436. APOCALYPSE, AND BECAUSE... WELL, I-IT'S THE APOCALYPSE. SOCIETY COLLAPSED AS

437. WELL, I-IT'S THE APOCALYPSE. SOCIETY COLLAPSED AS SOON AS YOU RESIGNED.

438. SOCIETY COLLAPSED AS SOON AS YOU RESIGNED. BUT THAT WAS ONLY 20 MINUTES

439. SOON AS YOU RESIGNED. BUT THAT WAS ONLY 20 MINUTES AGO.

440. BUT THAT WAS ONLY 20 MINUTES AGO. AND THAT'S ALL THE

441. AGO. AND THAT'S ALL THE TIME IT TOOK FOR US TO REALIZE

442. AND THAT'S ALL THE TIME IT TOOK FOR US TO REALIZE OUR MISTAKE.

443. TIME IT TOOK FOR US TO REALIZE OUR MISTAKE. WE NEEDED TO BE REMINDED OF HOW

444. OUR MISTAKE. WE NEEDED TO BE REMINDED OF HOW PRECIOUS YOU ARE, SO THIS IS FOR

445. WE NEEDED TO BE REMINDED OF HOW PRECIOUS YOU ARE, SO THIS IS FOR YOU, GARY.

446. PRECIOUS YOU ARE, SO THIS IS FOR YOU, GARY. A HUNDRED-DOLLAR BILL?

447. YOU, GARY. A HUNDRED-DOLLAR BILL? THANK YOU.

448. A HUNDRED-DOLLAR BILL? THANK YOU. YEAH, DON'T GET TOO

449. THANK YOU. YEAH, DON'T GET TOO EXCITED.

450. YEAH, DON'T GET TOO EXCITED. WITHOUT YOU, THERE IS NO

451. EXCITED. WITHOUT YOU, THERE IS NO BUSINESS.

452. WITHOUT YOU, THERE IS NO BUSINESS. SINCE NOTHING WAS BEING BOUGHT,

453. BUSINESS. SINCE NOTHING WAS BEING BOUGHT, WHICH HAS RUINED THE ECONOMY AND

454. SINCE NOTHING WAS BEING BOUGHT, WHICH HAS RUINED THE ECONOMY AND FORCED UP INFLATION, THIS

455. WHICH HAS RUINED THE ECONOMY AND FORCED UP INFLATION, THIS 100-DOLLAR BILL CAN PROBABLY

456. FORCED UP INFLATION, THIS 100-DOLLAR BILL CAN PROBABLY JUST ABOUT GET YOU A RAT BURGER

457. 100-DOLLAR BILL CAN PROBABLY JUST ABOUT GET YOU A RAT BURGER AND A KICK IN THE TEETH.

458. JUST ABOUT GET YOU A RAT BURGER AND A KICK IN THE TEETH. STILL, IT CAME FROM THE

459. AND A KICK IN THE TEETH. STILL, IT CAME FROM THE HEART.

460. STILL, IT CAME FROM THE HEART. BUT IN THAT CASE, THIS PIZZA NOW

461. HEART. BUT IN THAT CASE, THIS PIZZA NOW COSTS $9,000.

462. BUT IN THAT CASE, THIS PIZZA NOW COSTS $9,000. DO YOU MIND IF I WRITE

463. COSTS $9,000. DO YOU MIND IF I WRITE YOU A ROADKILL CHECK?

464. DO YOU MIND IF I WRITE YOU A ROADKILL CHECK? SURE!

465. YOU A ROADKILL CHECK? SURE! WE NOW ALSO ACCEPT PAYMENT IN

466. SURE! WE NOW ALSO ACCEPT PAYMENT IN URANIUM, ANTIBIOTICS, AND MELEE

467. WE NOW ALSO ACCEPT PAYMENT IN URANIUM, ANTIBIOTICS, AND MELEE WEAPONS!

468. URANIUM, ANTIBIOTICS, AND MELEE WEAPONS! AND HERE'S YOUR TIP.

469. 'TWAS THE MIDDLE OF JANUARY IN OLD ELMORE TOWN, AND EVERYONE WAS FEELING QUITE DOWN.

470. IN OLD ELMORE TOWN, AND EVERYONE WAS FEELING QUITE DOWN. THE YEAR'S FIRST MONTH IS

471. WAS FEELING QUITE DOWN. THE YEAR'S FIRST MONTH IS DEPRESSING AND GRIM, WITH

472. THE YEAR'S FIRST MONTH IS DEPRESSING AND GRIM, WITH CHRISTMAS ALL OVER AND LIGHT

473. DEPRESSING AND GRIM, WITH CHRISTMAS ALL OVER AND LIGHT GROWING DIM.

474. CHRISTMAS ALL OVER AND LIGHT GROWING DIM. WITH NAUGHT TO CELEBRATE NO

475. GROWING DIM. WITH NAUGHT TO CELEBRATE NO HOLIDAY CHEER, YOU'LL FIND NO

476. WITH NAUGHT TO CELEBRATE NO HOLIDAY CHEER, YOU'LL FIND NO JOY AT THIS TIME OF YEAR.

477. HOLIDAY CHEER, YOU'LL FIND NO JOY AT THIS TIME OF YEAR. EXCEPT FOR ONE LITTLE BOY, WHOSE

478. JOY AT THIS TIME OF YEAR. EXCEPT FOR ONE LITTLE BOY, WHOSE COLOR IS BLUE.

479. EXCEPT FOR ONE LITTLE BOY, WHOSE COLOR IS BLUE. NO. WAIT A MINUTE.

480. COLOR IS BLUE. NO. WAIT A MINUTE. HE WAS DOWN, TOO.

481. NO. WAIT A MINUTE. HE WAS DOWN, TOO. WHAT'S UP?

482. HE WAS DOWN, TOO. WHAT'S UP?

483. WHAT'S UP? I HATE JANUARY!

484. I HATE JANUARY! I'M SO DEPRESSED, I CAN'T EVEN

485. I HATE JANUARY! I'M SO DEPRESSED, I CAN'T EVEN BOTHER TO MOVE MY MOUTH WHEN I

486. I'M SO DEPRESSED, I CAN'T EVEN BOTHER TO MOVE MY MOUTH WHEN I TALK.

487. BOTHER TO MOVE MY MOUTH WHEN I TALK. I KNOW.

488. TALK. I KNOW. EVEN THE WORD SOUNDS DEPRESSING.

489. I KNOW. EVEN THE WORD SOUNDS DEPRESSING. "JAN-UA-R-E-E-E-E-E-E-H."

490. EVEN THE WORD SOUNDS DEPRESSING. "JAN-UA-R-E-E-E-E-E-E-H." EH.

491. "JAN-UA-R-E-E-E-E-E-E-H." EH. UGH! HOW LONG TILL

492. EH. UGH! HOW LONG TILL NEXT CHRISTMAS?

493. UGH! HOW LONG TILL NEXT CHRISTMAS? 349 DAYS.

494. NEXT CHRISTMAS? 349 DAYS. THAT'S 227 DAYS OF SCHOOL,

495. 349 DAYS. THAT'S 227 DAYS OF SCHOOL, 300 MATH CLASSES, AND 7,000 TIME

496. THAT'S 227 DAYS OF SCHOOL, 300 MATH CLASSES, AND 7,000 TIME CHECKS WAITING FOR THE DAY TO

497. 300 MATH CLASSES, AND 7,000 TIME CHECKS WAITING FOR THE DAY TO END.

498. CHECKS WAITING FOR THE DAY TO END. RAAH!

499. END. RAAH! WE NEED A NEW HOLIDAY!

500. RAAH! WE NEED A NEW HOLIDAY! LIKE A MADE-UP

501. WE NEED A NEW HOLIDAY! LIKE A MADE-UP CELEBRATION?

502. LIKE A MADE-UP CELEBRATION? LIKE GRANDPARENTS DAY OR

503. CELEBRATION? LIKE GRANDPARENTS DAY OR VALENTINE'S DAY?

504. LIKE GRANDPARENTS DAY OR VALENTINE'S DAY? EXACTLY!

505. VALENTINE'S DAY? EXACTLY! WE INVENT OUR OWN HOLIDAY, AND

506. EXACTLY! WE INVENT OUR OWN HOLIDAY, AND EVERYBODY WILL BE HAPPY!

507. WE INVENT OUR OWN HOLIDAY, AND EVERYBODY WILL BE HAPPY! THE LITTLE BOY SMILED, AND

508. EVERYBODY WILL BE HAPPY! THE LITTLE BOY SMILED, AND THE SADNESS DIMINISHED.

509. THE LITTLE BOY SMILED, AND THE SADNESS DIMINISHED. BUT I'D BE OUT OF A JOB IF THIS

510. THE SADNESS DIMINISHED. BUT I'D BE OUT OF A JOB IF THIS STORY WERE FINISHED.

511. BUT I'D BE OUT OF A JOB IF THIS STORY WERE FINISHED. SO WHAT SHOULD WE

512. STORY WERE FINISHED. SO WHAT SHOULD WE CALL IT?

513. SO WHAT SHOULD WE CALL IT? HOW ABOUT "FUN DAY"?

514. CALL IT? HOW ABOUT "FUN DAY"? GUMBALL, NOTHING THAT

515. HOW ABOUT "FUN DAY"? GUMBALL, NOTHING THAT CALLS ITSELF "FUN" EVER IS —

516. GUMBALL, NOTHING THAT CALLS ITSELF "FUN" EVER IS — FUN-SIZED, FUN RUN, FUN-GUS.

517. CALLS ITSELF "FUN" EVER IS — FUN-SIZED, FUN RUN, FUN-GUS. WHAT ABOUT

518. FUN-SIZED, FUN RUN, FUN-GUS. WHAT ABOUT DEPENDENCE DAY?

519. WHAT ABOUT DEPENDENCE DAY? YAY!

520. DEPENDENCE DAY? YAY! WHERE WE ALL CELEBRATE OUR LACK

521. YAY! WHERE WE ALL CELEBRATE OUR LACK OF FREEDOM.

522. WHERE WE ALL CELEBRATE OUR LACK OF FREEDOM. WHAT ABOUT WIG TIDE?

523. OF FREEDOM. WHAT ABOUT WIG TIDE? WIG TIDE?

524. WHAT ABOUT WIG TIDE? WIG TIDE? THAT'S NOT A BAD NAME?

525. WIG TIDE? THAT'S NOT A BAD NAME? REALLY?

526. THAT'S NOT A BAD NAME? REALLY? YEAH, FOR A BALD

527. REALLY? YEAH, FOR A BALD SURFER.

528. YEAH, FOR A BALD SURFER. DANKE PARTY,

529. SURFER. DANKE PARTY, SCHNITZEL TIME, GOOGOO BASH,

530. DANKE PARTY, SCHNITZEL TIME, GOOGOO BASH, SLUZZLE TAG!

531. SCHNITZEL TIME, GOOGOO BASH, SLUZZLE TAG! WHAT'S SLUZZLE TAG?

532. SLUZZLE TAG! WHAT'S SLUZZLE TAG? ONLY THE BEST DAY OF

533. WHAT'S SLUZZLE TAG? ONLY THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR!

534. ONLY THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR! WHAT'S GOING ON WITH

535. THE YEAR! WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU, ANYWAY?

536. WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU, ANYWAY? I HAVEN'T SEEN THE

537. YOU, ANYWAY? I HAVEN'T SEEN THE SUN FOR SO LONG, I'VE LOST ALL

538. I HAVEN'T SEEN THE SUN FOR SO LONG, I'VE LOST ALL MY COLOR.

539. SUN FOR SO LONG, I'VE LOST ALL MY COLOR. I'M SO DEPRESSED.

540. MY COLOR. I'M SO DEPRESSED. THEN WHY ARE YOU

541. I'M SO DEPRESSED. THEN WHY ARE YOU DANCING?

542. THEN WHY ARE YOU DANCING? I THINK I'VE GOT THE

543. DANCING? I THINK I'VE GOT THE SHAKES.

544. I THINK I'VE GOT THE SHAKES. DON'T BE DEPRESSED

545. SHAKES. DON'T BE DEPRESSED TO BEHAVE LIKE A DRAG, FOR

546. DON'T BE DEPRESSED TO BEHAVE LIKE A DRAG, FOR EVERYONE KNOWS TODAY'S

547. TO BEHAVE LIKE A DRAG, FOR EVERYONE KNOWS TODAY'S SLUZZLE TAG!

548. EVERYONE KNOWS TODAY'S SLUZZLE TAG! UH, I'M THE ONE HERE WHO DOES

549. SLUZZLE TAG! UH, I'M THE ONE HERE WHO DOES ALL THE RHYMES, SO WAIT FOR YOUR

550. UH, I'M THE ONE HERE WHO DOES ALL THE RHYMES, SO WAIT FOR YOUR OWN... TIMES.

551. ALL THE RHYMES, SO WAIT FOR YOUR OWN... TIMES. AND SO WAS BORN THE SLUZZLE TAG

552. OWN... TIMES. AND SO WAS BORN THE SLUZZLE TAG LIE.

553. AND SO WAS BORN THE SLUZZLE TAG LIE. NOW ALL THE BOY NEEDED WAS THE

554. LIE. NOW ALL THE BOY NEEDED WAS THE TOWN TO COMPLY.

555. NOW ALL THE BOY NEEDED WAS THE TOWN TO COMPLY. SO, WHAT HAPPENS ON

556. TOWN TO COMPLY. SO, WHAT HAPPENS ON SLUZZLE TAG?

557. SO, WHAT HAPPENS ON SLUZZLE TAG? WELL, EVERYONE GET

558. SLUZZLE TAG? WELL, EVERYONE GET PRESENTS, AND THERE'S A FEAST,

559. WELL, EVERYONE GET PRESENTS, AND THERE'S A FEAST, AND WE ALL SHARE THE SPIRIT OF,

560. PRESENTS, AND THERE'S A FEAST, AND WE ALL SHARE THE SPIRIT OF, UH... SLUZZLE... DUDE.

561. AND WE ALL SHARE THE SPIRIT OF, UH... SLUZZLE... DUDE. SLUZZLE DUDE?

562. UH... SLUZZLE... DUDE. SLUZZLE DUDE? WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE?

563. SLUZZLE DUDE? WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE? UH, HE'S GOT A

564. WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE? UH, HE'S GOT A BEARD, SNEAKERS, AND A LEATHER

565. UH, HE'S GOT A BEARD, SNEAKERS, AND A LEATHER COAT.

566. BEARD, SNEAKERS, AND A LEATHER COAT. IS THAT ALL HE'S

567. COAT. IS THAT ALL HE'S WEARING?

568. IS THAT ALL HE'S WEARING? IT SOUNDS LIKE HE SHOULD BE

569. WEARING? IT SOUNDS LIKE HE SHOULD BE RUNNING FROM THE POLICE.

570. IT SOUNDS LIKE HE SHOULD BE RUNNING FROM THE POLICE. NO, MAN, HE'S REALLY

571. RUNNING FROM THE POLICE. NO, MAN, HE'S REALLY COOL.

572. NO, MAN, HE'S REALLY COOL. THAT'S WHY THEY CALL HIM DUDE.

573. COOL. THAT'S WHY THEY CALL HIM DUDE. HE BRINGS US ALL PRESENTS.

574. THAT'S WHY THEY CALL HIM DUDE. HE BRINGS US ALL PRESENTS. IN A SLEIGH?

575. HE BRINGS US ALL PRESENTS. IN A SLEIGH? WELL, THERE'S NO

576. IN A SLEIGH? WELL, THERE'S NO SNOW, SO HE DRIVES HIS...

577. WELL, THERE'S NO SNOW, SO HE DRIVES HIS... MAGIC VAN.

578. SNOW, SO HE DRIVES HIS... MAGIC VAN. WITH REINDEER?

579. MAGIC VAN. WITH REINDEER? PSSH! NO.

580. WITH REINDEER? PSSH! NO. HE'S TOO COOL FOR THAT.

581. PSSH! NO. HE'S TOO COOL FOR THAT. HE'S GOT SOME, UH...

582. HE'S TOO COOL FOR THAT. HE'S GOT SOME, UH...

583. HE'S GOT SOME, UH... DOBERMANS!

584. DOBERMANS! WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?

585. DOBERMANS! WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES? UH, TRASHER,

586. WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES? UH, TRASHER, SMASHER, RANCID, RAGE SLAYER,

587. UH, TRASHER, SMASHER, RANCID, RAGE SLAYER, AND RABIES.

588. SMASHER, RANCID, RAGE SLAYER, AND RABIES. ARE YOU SURE

589. AND RABIES. ARE YOU SURE SLUZZLE DUDE IS A NICE GUY?

590. ARE YOU SURE SLUZZLE DUDE IS A NICE GUY? BECAUSE HE SOUNDS PRETTY METAL.

591. SLUZZLE DUDE IS A NICE GUY? BECAUSE HE SOUNDS PRETTY METAL. YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW

592. BECAUSE HE SOUNDS PRETTY METAL. YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW METALHEADS — THEY PRETEND TO BE

593. YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW METALHEADS — THEY PRETEND TO BE HARDCORE, BUT THEY'RE JUST

594. METALHEADS — THEY PRETEND TO BE HARDCORE, BUT THEY'RE JUST HIPPIES WHO LIKE LEATHER.

595. HARDCORE, BUT THEY'RE JUST HIPPIES WHO LIKE LEATHER. COOL! SO DO WE GET A

596. HIPPIES WHO LIKE LEATHER. COOL! SO DO WE GET A DAY OFF SCHOOL?

597. COOL! SO DO WE GET A DAY OFF SCHOOL? OF COURSE.

598. DAY OFF SCHOOL? OF COURSE. TELL US MORE.

599. OF COURSE. TELL US MORE. HOW DOES HE GET INTO HOUSES?

600. TELL US MORE. HOW DOES HE GET INTO HOUSES? THROUGH THE TOILET.

601. HOW DOES HE GET INTO HOUSES? THROUGH THE TOILET. EW! WHY?

602. THROUGH THE TOILET. EW! WHY? OH, COME ON, DUDE.

603. EW! WHY? OH, COME ON, DUDE. HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET COVERED

604. OH, COME ON, DUDE. HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET COVERED IN SOOT.

605. HE DOESN'T WANT TO GET COVERED IN SOOT. AND WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU

606. IN SOOT. AND WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU PLAY ON SLUZZLE TAG?

607. AND WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU PLAY ON SLUZZLE TAG? GRINDCORE.

608. PLAY ON SLUZZLE TAG? GRINDCORE. WHAT'S GRINDCORE?

609. GRINDCORE. WHAT'S GRINDCORE? GRINDCORE GOES A BIT LIKE

610. WHAT'S GRINDCORE? GRINDCORE GOES A BIT LIKE THIS.

611. GRINDCORE GOES A BIT LIKE THIS. RAAH!

612. THIS. RAAH! RAAH RAH-RAH-RAAH!

613. RAAH! RAAH RAH-RAH-RAAH! RAH-RAH-RAH-RAH-RAH-RAH!

614. RAAH RAH-RAH-RAAH! RAH-RAH-RAH-RAH-RAH-RAH! IT'S IMPORTANT NOT TO MIX IT UP

615. RAH-RAH-RAH-RAH-RAH-RAH! IT'S IMPORTANT NOT TO MIX IT UP WITH BLACK METAL, WHICH IS MORE

616. IT'S IMPORTANT NOT TO MIX IT UP WITH BLACK METAL, WHICH IS MORE LIKE...

617. WITH BLACK METAL, WHICH IS MORE LIKE... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

618. LIKE... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ANOTHER COMMON MISTAKE IS TO

619. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! ANOTHER COMMON MISTAKE IS TO CONFUSE IT WITH VIKING METAL,

620. ANOTHER COMMON MISTAKE IS TO CONFUSE IT WITH VIKING METAL, WHICH SOUNDS MORE LIKE BANGING A

621. CONFUSE IT WITH VIKING METAL, WHICH SOUNDS MORE LIKE BANGING A TRASH CAN WITH AN AXE.

622. WHICH SOUNDS MORE LIKE BANGING A TRASH CAN WITH AN AXE. THANKS, ROCKY, BUT AREN'T YOU

623. TRASH CAN WITH AN AXE. THANKS, ROCKY, BUT AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DRIVING THE BUS?

624. THANKS, ROCKY, BUT AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DRIVING THE BUS? YEAH, BUT I'D RATHER TALK

625. SUPPOSED TO BE DRIVING THE BUS? YEAH, BUT I'D RATHER TALK ABOUT SLUZZLE TAG.

626. YEAH, BUT I'D RATHER TALK ABOUT SLUZZLE TAG.

627. ABOUT SLUZZLE TAG.

628. AAH!

629. AAH!

630. AAH! HAPPY SLUZZLE TAG,

631. HAPPY SLUZZLE TAG, MISS SIMIAN!

632. HAPPY SLUZZLE TAG, MISS SIMIAN! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

633. MISS SIMIAN! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? IT MEANS WE GET THE

634. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? IT MEANS WE GET THE DAY OFF SCHOOL, AND WE GET

635. IT MEANS WE GET THE DAY OFF SCHOOL, AND WE GET PRESENTS FROM SLUZZLE DUDE!

636. DAY OFF SCHOOL, AND WE GET PRESENTS FROM SLUZZLE DUDE! THAT SOUNDS LIKE COMPLETE

637. PRESENTS FROM SLUZZLE DUDE! THAT SOUNDS LIKE COMPLETE MEGALONEY.

638. THAT SOUNDS LIKE COMPLETE MEGALONEY. WHAT'S THAT?

639. MEGALONEY. WHAT'S THAT? IT'S BALONEY TIMES 1,000.

640. WHAT'S THAT? IT'S BALONEY TIMES 1,000. NO, IT'S TRUE!

641. IT'S BALONEY TIMES 1,000. NO, IT'S TRUE!

642. NO, IT'S TRUE! WHAT'S WITH THE TAPE?

643. WHAT'S WITH THE TAPE? IT'S BEEN SO DEPRESSING, I

644. WHAT'S WITH THE TAPE? IT'S BEEN SO DEPRESSING, I FORGOT HOW TO SMILE AND SO DID

645. IT'S BEEN SO DEPRESSING, I FORGOT HOW TO SMILE AND SO DID MY FACIAL MUSCLES, SO I

646. FORGOT HOW TO SMILE AND SO DID MY FACIAL MUSCLES, SO I IMPROVISED.

647. MY FACIAL MUSCLES, SO I IMPROVISED. BUT SINCE IT'S SLUZZLE TAG, I

648. IMPROVISED. BUT SINCE IT'S SLUZZLE TAG, I DON'T NEED THIS ANYMORE.

649. BUT SINCE IT'S SLUZZLE TAG, I DON'T NEED THIS ANYMORE. OH, GET A GRIP!

650. DON'T NEED THIS ANYMORE. OH, GET A GRIP! SLUZZLE TAG IS A LIE!

651. OH, GET A GRIP! SLUZZLE TAG IS A LIE! ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?

652. SLUZZLE TAG IS A LIE! ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? NO, IT'S A

653. ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? NO, IT'S A LEGITIMATE HOLIDAY!

654. NO, IT'S A LEGITIMATE HOLIDAY! MAZELBRAG ORIGINATED FROM SOME

655. LEGITIMATE HOLIDAY! MAZELBRAG ORIGINATED FROM SOME COUNTRY WHERE THEY DO THINGS.

656. MAZELBRAG ORIGINATED FROM SOME COUNTRY WHERE THEY DO THINGS. IT'S SLUZZLE TAG.

657. COUNTRY WHERE THEY DO THINGS. IT'S SLUZZLE TAG. I WAS USING THE ORIGINAL,

658. IT'S SLUZZLE TAG. I WAS USING THE ORIGINAL, UM... P-P-PRUSSIAN DIALECT.

659. I WAS USING THE ORIGINAL, UM... P-P-PRUSSIAN DIALECT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?

660. UM... P-P-PRUSSIAN DIALECT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? I WAS SO SAD, I TRIED TO

661. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE? I WAS SO SAD, I TRIED TO HIBERNATE TILL SPRING, BUT IT

662. I WAS SO SAD, I TRIED TO HIBERNATE TILL SPRING, BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT WHATEVER I AM

663. HIBERNATE TILL SPRING, BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT WHATEVER I AM DOESN'T DO THAT.

664. TURNS OUT THAT WHATEVER I AM DOESN'T DO THAT. ANYWAY, EVERYONE GETS A DAY OFF.

665. DOESN'T DO THAT. ANYWAY, EVERYONE GETS A DAY OFF. JOLLY SLUZZLE TAG! BYE!

666. ANYWAY, EVERYONE GETS A DAY OFF. JOLLY SLUZZLE TAG! BYE!

667. JOLLY SLUZZLE TAG! BYE! WAIT! GET BACK HERE!

668. WAIT! GET BACK HERE! THIS IS A SCHOOL DAY!

669. WAIT! GET BACK HERE! THIS IS A SCHOOL DAY! HMM. I WILL PROVE TO YOU THERE

670. THIS IS A SCHOOL DAY! HMM. I WILL PROVE TO YOU THERE IS NOTHING TO BE HAPPY ABOUT IN

671. HMM. I WILL PROVE TO YOU THERE IS NOTHING TO BE HAPPY ABOUT IN JANUARY.

672. IS NOTHING TO BE HAPPY ABOUT IN JANUARY. 'TWAS THEN THAT MISS SIMIAN

673. JANUARY. 'TWAS THEN THAT MISS SIMIAN KNEW JUST WHAT TO DO.

674. 'TWAS THEN THAT MISS SIMIAN KNEW JUST WHAT TO DO. SHE'D MAKE PEOPLE SEE

675. KNEW JUST WHAT TO DO. SHE'D MAKE PEOPLE SEE SLUZZLE TAG WAS UNTRUE.

676. SHE'D MAKE PEOPLE SEE SLUZZLE TAG WAS UNTRUE. [ GRUNTING TO THE TUNE OF

677. SLUZZLE TAG WAS UNTRUE. [ GRUNTING TO THE TUNE OF "DECK THE HALLS" ]

678. [ GRUNTING TO THE TUNE OF "DECK THE HALLS" ] [ METAL VERSION OF

679. "DECK THE HALLS" ] [ METAL VERSION OF "DECK THE HALLS" PLAYS ]

680. [ METAL VERSION OF "DECK THE HALLS" PLAYS ] DAD, WHERE DID YOU

681. "DECK THE HALLS" PLAYS ] DAD, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SWEATER?

682. DAD, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SWEATER? FROM THE SLUZZLE MARKET.

683. GET THAT SWEATER? FROM THE SLUZZLE MARKET. THERE'S ALREADY A

684. FROM THE SLUZZLE MARKET. THERE'S ALREADY A SLUZZLE MARKET?

685. THERE'S ALREADY A SLUZZLE MARKET? WHERE DO YOU THINK I

686. SLUZZLE MARKET? WHERE DO YOU THINK I BOUGHT THE TOILET DECORATIONS?

687. WHERE DO YOU THINK I BOUGHT THE TOILET DECORATIONS? ♪ LA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA

688. BOUGHT THE TOILET DECORATIONS? ♪ LA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA

689. SO, WHAT DO WE EAT FOR THE SLUZZLE FEAST?

690. SO, WHAT DO WE EAT FOR THE SLUZZLE FEAST? O-OH, YEAH, UM...

691. FOR THE SLUZZLE FEAST? O-OH, YEAH, UM... ROASTED BLEACH FERTILIZER WITH A

692. O-OH, YEAH, UM... ROASTED BLEACH FERTILIZER WITH A SHAMPOO GARNISH.

693. ROASTED BLEACH FERTILIZER WITH A SHAMPOO GARNISH. WRONG SIDE OF THE AISLE.

694. SHAMPOO GARNISH. WRONG SIDE OF THE AISLE. ASK ME AGAIN.

695. WRONG SIDE OF THE AISLE. ASK ME AGAIN. WHAT DO WE EAT FOR

696. ASK ME AGAIN. WHAT DO WE EAT FOR THE SLUZZLE FEAST?

697. WHAT DO WE EAT FOR THE SLUZZLE FEAST? BABY DOG PASTE.

698. THE SLUZZLE FEAST? BABY DOG PASTE. HA! JUST KIDDING.

699. BABY DOG PASTE. HA! JUST KIDDING. CLASSIC SLUZZLE TAG JOKE.

700. HA! JUST KIDDING. CLASSIC SLUZZLE TAG JOKE. WE EAT JUNK FOOD — THE WORST

701. CLASSIC SLUZZLE TAG JOKE. WE EAT JUNK FOOD — THE WORST YOU CAN THINK OF.

702. WE EAT JUNK FOOD — THE WORST YOU CAN THINK OF. THE WORST I CAN

703. YOU CAN THINK OF. THE WORST I CAN THINK OF?

704. THE WORST I CAN THINK OF?

705. THINK OF?

706. BY THE POWER OF CHEESE!

707. BY THE POWER OF CHEESE! BY THE POWER OF BACON!

708. BY THE POWER OF CHEESE! BY THE POWER OF BACON! BY THE POWER OF PROCESSED MEATS!

709. BY THE POWER OF BACON! BY THE POWER OF PROCESSED MEATS! BY THE POWER OF CARBS AND

710. BY THE POWER OF PROCESSED MEATS! BY THE POWER OF CARBS AND DEEP-FAT FRYING!

711. BY THE POWER OF CARBS AND DEEP-FAT FRYING! I GIVE YOU...

712. DEEP-FAT FRYING! I GIVE YOU... THE SLUZZLE-WURST!

713. I GIVE YOU... THE SLUZZLE-WURST! IT'S A SAUSAGE WITH EVERYTHING

714. THE SLUZZLE-WURST! IT'S A SAUSAGE WITH EVERYTHING IN AND ON IT.

715. IT'S A SAUSAGE WITH EVERYTHING IN AND ON IT. UGH! EACH SLICE OF

716. IN AND ON IT. UGH! EACH SLICE OF THAT THING HAS ENOUGH CALORIES

717. UGH! EACH SLICE OF THAT THING HAS ENOUGH CALORIES TO GET US TO NEXT SLUZZLE TAG.

718. THAT THING HAS ENOUGH CALORIES TO GET US TO NEXT SLUZZLE TAG. "SLICE"?

719. TO GET US TO NEXT SLUZZLE TAG. "SLICE"? DON'T YOU DARE CARVE UP A

720. "SLICE"? DON'T YOU DARE CARVE UP A MASTERPIECE.

721. DON'T YOU DARE CARVE UP A MASTERPIECE. I'M GONNA MAKE FIVE.

722. MASTERPIECE. I'M GONNA MAKE FIVE. PLEASE SWIPE YOUR CARD, SIR.

723. I'M GONNA MAKE FIVE. PLEASE SWIPE YOUR CARD, SIR. HUH?

724. PLEASE SWIPE YOUR CARD, SIR. HUH?

725. HUH? WHAT THE —

726. WHAT THE — SOMETHING'S SUCKING MY CARD DRY!

727. WHAT THE — SOMETHING'S SUCKING MY CARD DRY! WAIT.

728. SOMETHING'S SUCKING MY CARD DRY! WAIT. HOW MUCH WAS THIS?

729. WAIT. HOW MUCH WAS THIS? $775.

730. HOW MUCH WAS THIS? $775. WHAT?

731. $775. WHAT? FOR FIVE SLUZZLE-WURSTS?

732. WHAT? FOR FIVE SLUZZLE-WURSTS?

733. FOR FIVE SLUZZLE-WURSTS? YOU VAMPIRES!

734. YOU VAMPIRES! I'M SORRY, SIR.

735. YOU VAMPIRES! I'M SORRY, SIR. SLUZZLE TAG PRICES.

736. I'M SORRY, SIR. SLUZZLE TAG PRICES. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MILK

737. SLUZZLE TAG PRICES. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MILK OF SLUZZLE TAG KINDNESS?

738. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MILK OF SLUZZLE TAG KINDNESS? THAT'LL BE IN THE DAIRY AISLE

739. OF SLUZZLE TAG KINDNESS? THAT'LL BE IN THE DAIRY AISLE AT $189.99 A BOTTLE.

740. THAT'LL BE IN THE DAIRY AISLE AT $189.99 A BOTTLE. FINE! WE'LL TAKE TWO.

741. AT $189.99 A BOTTLE. FINE! WE'LL TAKE TWO.

742. FINE! WE'LL TAKE TWO. THANK YOU.

743. THANK YOU. HMM.

744. HMM. THE TOWNSFOLK REJOICED AS

745. HMM. THE TOWNSFOLK REJOICED AS NIGHTTIME FELL.

746. THE TOWNSFOLK REJOICED AS NIGHTTIME FELL. THE SLUZZLE TAG SPIRIT HAD THEM

747. NIGHTTIME FELL. THE SLUZZLE TAG SPIRIT HAD THEM UNDER ITS SPELL.

748. THE SLUZZLE TAG SPIRIT HAD THEM UNDER ITS SPELL. WAIT. WHAT IS

749. UNDER ITS SPELL. WAIT. WHAT IS SLUZZLE DUDE IS HUNGRY?

750. WAIT. WHAT IS SLUZZLE DUDE IS HUNGRY? WE CAN LEAVE HIM SOME

751. SLUZZLE DUDE IS HUNGRY? WE CAN LEAVE HIM SOME MILK AND COOKIES.

752. WE CAN LEAVE HIM SOME MILK AND COOKIES. GOOD IDEA.

753. MILK AND COOKIES. GOOD IDEA.

754. GOOD IDEA. WELL, THAT CUTS OUT

755. WELL, THAT CUTS OUT THE MIDDLE MAN.

756. WELL, THAT CUTS OUT THE MIDDLE MAN.

757. THE MIDDLE MAN.

758. I'm watching you.

759. I'm watching you. WAAAH!

760. I'm watching you. WAAAH!

761. WAAAH!

762. DAD, THIS SLUZZLE-WURST IS SO

763. DAD, THIS SLUZZLE-WURST IS SO FATTY, I'M SWEATING BUTTER.

764. DAD, THIS SLUZZLE-WURST IS SO FATTY, I'M SWEATING BUTTER. OOH! BUTTER!

765. FATTY, I'M SWEATING BUTTER. OOH! BUTTER!

766. OOH! BUTTER!

767. LET'S WATCH THE

768. LET'S WATCH THE SLUZZLE TAG SPECIAL.

769. LET'S WATCH THE SLUZZLE TAG SPECIAL. JOLLY SLUZZLE TA—

770. SLUZZLE TAG SPECIAL. JOLLY SLUZZLE TA— UNFORTUNATELY, ANIMATION IS A

771. JOLLY SLUZZLE TA— UNFORTUNATELY, ANIMATION IS A LENGTHY PROCESS, AND THAT'S ALL

772. UNFORTUNATELY, ANIMATION IS A LENGTHY PROCESS, AND THAT'S ALL WE'VE HAD TIME TO MAKE.

773. LENGTHY PROCESS, AND THAT'S ALL WE'VE HAD TIME TO MAKE. JOLLY SLUZZLE TAG.

774. WE'VE HAD TIME TO MAKE. JOLLY SLUZZLE TAG.

775. JOLLY SLUZZLE TAG. OH, WELL.

776. OH, WELL. I THINK IT'S TIME FOR BED, GUYS.

777. HAPPY SLUZZLE TAG. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE

778. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT SLUZZLE DUDE BRINGS ME.

779. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT SLUZZLE DUDE BRINGS ME. ME TOO.

780. WHAT SLUZZLE DUDE BRINGS ME. ME TOO. JOLLY SLUZZLE TAG.

781. ME TOO. JOLLY SLUZZLE TAG. GOOD NIGHT, BUDDY.

782. SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO NOW? AS ALL IN THE LAND LAY HAPPY

783. DO NOW? AS ALL IN THE LAND LAY HAPPY IN SLUMBER, THE LITTLE BOY

784. AS ALL IN THE LAND LAY HAPPY IN SLUMBER, THE LITTLE BOY REALIZED HIS SLUZZLE TAG

785. IN SLUMBER, THE LITTLE BOY REALIZED HIS SLUZZLE TAG BLUNDER.

786. REALIZED HIS SLUZZLE TAG BLUNDER. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

787. BLUNDER. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? SLUZZLE DUDE IS

788. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? SLUZZLE DUDE IS SUPPOSED TO GIVE PRESENTS TO

789. SLUZZLE DUDE IS SUPPOSED TO GIVE PRESENTS TO EVERYONE IN ELMORE.

790. SUPPOSED TO GIVE PRESENTS TO EVERYONE IN ELMORE. YEAH.

791. EVERYONE IN ELMORE. YEAH. AND YOU MADE HIM UP.

792. YEAH. AND YOU MADE HIM UP. YEAH.

793. AND YOU MADE HIM UP. YEAH. SO WHO'S GONNA BRING

794. YEAH. SO WHO'S GONNA BRING ALL OF THE PRESENTS?

795. SO WHO'S GONNA BRING ALL OF THE PRESENTS? WELL, SLUZZLE DUDE

796. ALL OF THE PRESENTS? WELL, SLUZZLE DUDE WILL, OF COURSE.

797. WELL, SLUZZLE DUDE WILL, OF COURSE. D'OH. I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN NOW.

798. WILL, OF COURSE. D'OH. I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN NOW. WELL, HE REALIZED EVENTUALLY.

799. D'OH. I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN NOW. WELL, HE REALIZED EVENTUALLY. OH, MY GOSH!

800. WELL, HE REALIZED EVENTUALLY. OH, MY GOSH! WHAT HAVE I DONE?

801. OH, MY GOSH! WHAT HAVE I DONE? THINK ABOUT HOW UPSET EVERYONE'S

802. WHAT HAVE I DONE? THINK ABOUT HOW UPSET EVERYONE'S GONNA BE WHEN EVERYTHING I

803. THINK ABOUT HOW UPSET EVERYONE'S GONNA BE WHEN EVERYTHING I PROMISED DOESN'T COME TRUE!

804. GONNA BE WHEN EVERYTHING I PROMISED DOESN'T COME TRUE! IT'LL BE LIKE...

805. PROMISED DOESN'T COME TRUE! IT'LL BE LIKE... I THINK YOU'RE BEING

806. IT'LL BE LIKE... I THINK YOU'RE BEING OVERDRAMATIC.

807. I THINK YOU'RE BEING OVERDRAMATIC. IT'LL BE MORE LIKE...

808. ANAIS, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME, 'CAUSE ELMORE IS WAITING FOR A WISH TO COME TRUE

809. HELP ME, 'CAUSE ELMORE IS WAITING FOR A WISH TO COME TRUE ♪ FOR PRESENTS DELIVERED BY

810. HOPES AND BELIEFS ♪ ♪ TO LIFT THEM FROM SORROW ♪ TO SAVE THEM FROM GRIEF

811. OKAY! I'LL HELP YOU! JUST STOP SINGING! OH, THANK GOSH.

812. JUST STOP SINGING! OH, THANK GOSH. I DON'T THINK I COULD'VE GONE

813. OH, THANK GOSH. I DON'T THINK I COULD'VE GONE ANY HIGHER.

814. I DON'T THINK I COULD'VE GONE ANY HIGHER. YEAH, I'VE GOT YOU NOW,

815. ANY HIGHER. YEAH, I'VE GOT YOU NOW, WATTERSON.

816. YEAH, I'VE GOT YOU NOW, WATTERSON. AAH!

817. WATTERSON. AAH! GUMBALL, YOU JUST

818. AAH! GUMBALL, YOU JUST BROKE THE DOOR!

819. GUMBALL, YOU JUST BROKE THE DOOR! IT'S SUPPOSED TO OPEN INWARDS,

820. BROKE THE DOOR! IT'S SUPPOSED TO OPEN INWARDS, YOU KNOW.

821. IT'S SUPPOSED TO OPEN INWARDS, YOU KNOW.

822. YOU KNOW. TO SAVE SLUZZLE TAG, THEY RAN

823. TO SAVE SLUZZLE TAG, THEY RAN AND THEY RAN.

824. TO SAVE SLUZZLE TAG, THEY RAN AND THEY RAN. ONLY ONE THING WAS MISSING

825. AND THEY RAN. ONLY ONE THING WAS MISSING AND THAT WAS A PLAN.

826. ONLY ONE THING WAS MISSING AND THAT WAS A PLAN. UNH!

827. AND THAT WAS A PLAN. UNH! NO, WAIT!

828. UNH! NO, WAIT! STOP RUNNING! WE NEED A PLAN!

829. NO, WAIT! STOP RUNNING! WE NEED A PLAN! OH, SORRY.

830. STOP RUNNING! WE NEED A PLAN! OH, SORRY. ACTUALLY, NO.

831. OH, SORRY. ACTUALLY, NO. CARRY ON.

832. ACTUALLY, NO. CARRY ON. RUNNING HELPS YOU THINK.

833. CARRY ON. RUNNING HELPS YOU THINK. OKAY. FIRST, WE'RE GONNA NEED

834. RUNNING HELPS YOU THINK. OKAY. FIRST, WE'RE GONNA NEED PRESENTS.

835. OKAY. FIRST, WE'RE GONNA NEED PRESENTS. LUCKILY, TRASH CANS ARE FULL OF

836. PRESENTS. LUCKILY, TRASH CANS ARE FULL OF ALL THE LAME CHRISTMAS GIFTS

837. LUCKILY, TRASH CANS ARE FULL OF ALL THE LAME CHRISTMAS GIFTS PEOPLE PRETENDED TO LIKE, LIKE

838. ALL THE LAME CHRISTMAS GIFTS PEOPLE PRETENDED TO LIKE, LIKE THAT TREADMILL MOM BOUGHT FOR

839. PEOPLE PRETENDED TO LIKE, LIKE THAT TREADMILL MOM BOUGHT FOR DAD.

840. THAT TREADMILL MOM BOUGHT FOR DAD. JUST GRAB THAT.

841. DAD. JUST GRAB THAT.

842. JUST GRAB THAT. SOMETHING ABOUT THIS

843. SOMETHING ABOUT THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT.

844. SOMETHING ABOUT THIS DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT. BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR!

845. DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT. BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR! HUH?

846. BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR-BR! HUH?

847. HUH? WOW!

848. WOW! I GUESS.

849. WOW! I GUESS. THANKS FOR THE TREADMILL,

850. I GUESS. THANKS FOR THE TREADMILL, SLUZZLE DUDE!

851. THANKS FOR THE TREADMILL, SLUZZLE DUDE! AAH!

852. SLUZZLE DUDE! AAH! SO, THE BLUE BOY TURNED HIS

853. AAH! SO, THE BLUE BOY TURNED HIS WRONGS INTO RIGHT, LEAVING

854. SO, THE BLUE BOY TURNED HIS WRONGS INTO RIGHT, LEAVING EVERYONE GARBAGE ON SLUZZLE TAG

855. WRONGS INTO RIGHT, LEAVING EVERYONE GARBAGE ON SLUZZLE TAG NIGHT.

856. EVERYONE GARBAGE ON SLUZZLE TAG NIGHT. THE PLAN WAS SUCCESSFUL, AND

857. NIGHT. THE PLAN WAS SUCCESSFUL, AND NOTHING COULD SPOIL IT, UNTIL

858. THE PLAN WAS SUCCESSFUL, AND NOTHING COULD SPOIL IT, UNTIL THAT GUY THERE WENT AND FLUSHED

859. NOTHING COULD SPOIL IT, UNTIL THAT GUY THERE WENT AND FLUSHED HIS OWN TOILET.

860. THAT GUY THERE WENT AND FLUSHED HIS OWN TOILET.

861. HIS OWN TOILET. SO THEY SNUCK INTO HOMES BUT

862. SO THEY SNUCK INTO HOMES BUT WITH JOY IN THEIR HEART, SO

863. SO THEY SNUCK INTO HOMES BUT WITH JOY IN THEIR HEART, SO WE'LL TRY TO IGNORE THE

864. WITH JOY IN THEIR HEART, SO WE'LL TRY TO IGNORE THE NOT-SO-LEGAL PART.

865. WE'LL TRY TO IGNORE THE NOT-SO-LEGAL PART. GUMBALL, THIS IS OUR

866. NOT-SO-LEGAL PART. GUMBALL, THIS IS OUR HOME.

867. GUMBALL, THIS IS OUR HOME. THEN THE DOOR'S

868. HOME. THEN THE DOOR'S ALREADY BROKEN.

869. THEN THE DOOR'S ALREADY BROKEN. OH, YEAH.

870. ALREADY BROKEN. OH, YEAH. HYAH!

871. BUT JUST WHEN THEY THOUGHT IT WAS ALL IN THE BAG, AN EVIL

872. BUT JUST WHEN THEY THOUGHT IT WAS ALL IN THE BAG, AN EVIL FORCE CAME TO SPOIL SLUZZLE TAG.

873. WAS ALL IN THE BAG, AN EVIL FORCE CAME TO SPOIL SLUZZLE TAG.

874. FORCE CAME TO SPOIL SLUZZLE TAG. HA! SLUZZL— AAH!

875. HA! SLUZZL— AAH!

876. HA! SLUZZL— AAH! SLUZZLE TAG IS NOTHING BUT A

877. SLUZZLE TAG IS NOTHING BUT A LIE!

878. SLUZZLE TAG IS NOTHING BUT A LIE! NO! I CAN PROVE IT!

879. LIE! NO! I CAN PROVE IT! SEE?

880. NO! I CAN PROVE IT! SEE? WHO'S THAT?

881. SEE? WHO'S THAT? NEVER MIND.

882. WHO'S THAT? NEVER MIND. IT WAS AN ATTEMPT, ALTHOUGH

883. NEVER MIND. IT WAS AN ATTEMPT, ALTHOUGH UNREFINED, TO SEE WHAT HER

884. IT WAS AN ATTEMPT, ALTHOUGH UNREFINED, TO SEE WHAT HER BACKSIDE LOOKED LIKE FROM

885. UNREFINED, TO SEE WHAT HER BACKSIDE LOOKED LIKE FROM BEHIND.

886. BACKSIDE LOOKED LIKE FROM BEHIND. SEE?

887. BEHIND. SEE?

888. SEE? WE'LL SAVE YOU THE PAIN OF

889. WE'LL SAVE YOU THE PAIN OF HOW LOUD DARWIN'S SOUND WAS.

890. WE'LL SAVE YOU THE PAIN OF HOW LOUD DARWIN'S SOUND WAS. JUST IMAGINE THE SCREAM OF A

891. HOW LOUD DARWIN'S SOUND WAS. JUST IMAGINE THE SCREAM OF A MILLION CHIHUAHUAS.

892. JUST IMAGINE THE SCREAM OF A MILLION CHIHUAHUAS. WHAT WAS THAT?

893. MILLION CHIHUAHUAS. WHAT WAS THAT? SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE PUT

894. WHAT WAS THAT? SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE PUT THEIR TAIL IN THE DEEP-FAT

895. SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE PUT THEIR TAIL IN THE DEEP-FAT FRYER.

896. THEIR TAIL IN THE DEEP-FAT FRYER. OR THEY STEPPED ON THE TOES

897. FRYER. OR THEY STEPPED ON THE TOES OF THE WORLD'S WORST CHOIR.

898. OR THEY STEPPED ON THE TOES OF THE WORLD'S WORST CHOIR. OR A PACK OF HYENAS IN A

899. OF THE WORLD'S WORST CHOIR. OR A PACK OF HYENAS IN A FIGHT WITH A RAT.

900. OR A PACK OF HYENAS IN A FIGHT WITH A RAT. YEAH, WHATEVER.

901. FIGHT WITH A RAT. YEAH, WHATEVER. SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

902. YEAH, WHATEVER. SOMETHING LIKE THAT. UH, I'M SORRY.

903. SOMETHING LIKE THAT. UH, I'M SORRY. SLUZZLE DUDE DOESN'T REALLY

904. UH, I'M SORRY. SLUZZLE DUDE DOESN'T REALLY EXIST.

905. SLUZZLE DUDE DOESN'T REALLY EXIST. MADE HIM UP.

906. EXIST. MADE HIM UP. I MADE THE WHOLE HOLIDAY UP.

907. MADE HIM UP. I MADE THE WHOLE HOLIDAY UP.

908. I MADE THE WHOLE HOLIDAY UP. THOUGH YOU MAY THINK HIS

909. THOUGH YOU MAY THINK HIS CRIME UNFORGIVABLE, THE YOUNG

910. THOUGH YOU MAY THINK HIS CRIME UNFORGIVABLE, THE YOUNG BOY WAS BLESSED BY A SLUZZLE TAG

911. CRIME UNFORGIVABLE, THE YOUNG BOY WAS BLESSED BY A SLUZZLE TAG MIRACLE.

912. BOY WAS BLESSED BY A SLUZZLE TAG MIRACLE.

913. MIRACLE. TO BE HONEST, I KIND OF KNEW

914. TO BE HONEST, I KIND OF KNEW IT WAS A LIE ALL ALONG.

915. TO BE HONEST, I KIND OF KNEW IT WAS A LIE ALL ALONG. IT WAS KIND OF WEIRD

916. IT WAS A LIE ALL ALONG. IT WAS KIND OF WEIRD WHEN I SAW A SNOWMAN WEARING

917. IT WAS KIND OF WEIRD WHEN I SAW A SNOWMAN WEARING STUDDED LEATHER PANTS.

918. WHEN I SAW A SNOWMAN WEARING STUDDED LEATHER PANTS. YEAH, I KNEW, TOO.

919. STUDDED LEATHER PANTS. YEAH, I KNEW, TOO. I JUST REALLY NEEDED SOMETHING

920. YEAH, I KNEW, TOO. I JUST REALLY NEEDED SOMETHING TO GET ME THROUGH JANUARY.

921. I JUST REALLY NEEDED SOMETHING TO GET ME THROUGH JANUARY. I THINK WE ALL DO.

922. TO GET ME THROUGH JANUARY. I THINK WE ALL DO. EVEN YOU, MISS SIMIAN.

923. I THINK WE ALL DO. EVEN YOU, MISS SIMIAN. AH!

924. EVEN YOU, MISS SIMIAN. AH! AH! A HIDEOUS GADGET THAT I'LL

925. AH! AH! A HIDEOUS GADGET THAT I'LL NEVER USE.

926. AH! A HIDEOUS GADGET THAT I'LL NEVER USE. WHO WOULD EVER THROW

927. NEVER USE. WHO WOULD EVER THROW THAT AWAY?

928. WHO WOULD EVER THROW THAT AWAY? I DID. SORRY, NIGEL.

929. THAT AWAY? I DID. SORRY, NIGEL. OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

930. I DID. SORRY, NIGEL. OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT. I HATED YOURS, TOO.

931. OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT. I HATED YOURS, TOO.

932. I HATED YOURS, TOO. THE END OF OUR STORY IS NOW

933. THE END OF OUR STORY IS NOW DRAWING NIGH, AND THE

934. THE END OF OUR STORY IS NOW DRAWING NIGH, AND THE SLUZZLE TAG MORAL IS NOT HARD TO

935. DRAWING NIGH, AND THE SLUZZLE TAG MORAL IS NOT HARD TO SPY — THAT WHEN LIFE IS TOUGH

936. SLUZZLE TAG MORAL IS NOT HARD TO SPY — THAT WHEN LIFE IS TOUGH AND JOY HARD TO COME BY, MOST

937. SPY — THAT WHEN LIFE IS TOUGH AND JOY HARD TO COME BY, MOST PEOPLE ARE HAPPIER BELIEVING A

938. AND JOY HARD TO COME BY, MOST PEOPLE ARE HAPPIER BELIEVING A LIE.