The Amazing World of Gumball 3x23

1. YOU SEE, THE THING WITH HAVING A GIRLFRIEND IS THAT YOU HAVE TO FIND THE BALANCE

2. WITH HAVING A GIRLFRIEND IS THAT YOU HAVE TO FIND THE BALANCE BETWEEN YOUR SPACE AS A COUPLE

3. YOU HAVE TO FIND THE BALANCE BETWEEN YOUR SPACE AS A COUPLE AND YOUR SPACE AS AN

4. BETWEEN YOUR SPACE AS A COUPLE AND YOUR SPACE AS AN INDIVIDUAL...

5. AND YOUR SPACE AS AN INDIVIDUAL... YEAH, BUT ALL I ASKED

6. INDIVIDUAL... YEAH, BUT ALL I ASKED WAS, "CAN YOU PASS THE SUGAR?"

7. YEAH, BUT ALL I ASKED WAS, "CAN YOU PASS THE SUGAR?" YEAH, EXACTLY.

8. WAS, "CAN YOU PASS THE SUGAR?" YEAH, EXACTLY. "SUGAR, SWEETIE PIE,

9. YEAH, EXACTLY. "SUGAR, SWEETIE PIE, HONEY BUNS —" WE DON'T HAVE

10. "SUGAR, SWEETIE PIE, HONEY BUNS —" WE DON'T HAVE STUPID NAMES LIKE THAT.

11. HONEY BUNS —" WE DON'T HAVE STUPID NAMES LIKE THAT. WE'RE NOT ONE OF THOSE

12. STUPID NAMES LIKE THAT. WE'RE NOT ONE OF THOSE COUPLES...

13. WE'RE NOT ONE OF THOSE COUPLES... CAN WE PLEASE TALK

14. COUPLES... CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE?

15. CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE? YEAH, YEAH, DUDE, WE

16. ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE? YEAH, YEAH, DUDE, WE TALK ABOUT LOADS OF STUFF.

17. YEAH, YEAH, DUDE, WE TALK ABOUT LOADS OF STUFF. YOU KNOW, WE JUST SHARE STUFF.

18. TALK ABOUT LOADS OF STUFF. YOU KNOW, WE JUST SHARE STUFF. YOU KNOW...

19. YOU KNOW, WE JUST SHARE STUFF. YOU KNOW... GUMBALL, IF YOU DON'T

20. YOU KNOW... GUMBALL, IF YOU DON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT PENNY RIGHT

21. GUMBALL, IF YOU DON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT PENNY RIGHT THIS SECOND, I'M GONNA START

22. STOP TALKING ABOUT PENNY RIGHT THIS SECOND, I'M GONNA START EATING MY OWN FACE.

23. THIS SECOND, I'M GONNA START EATING MY OWN FACE. YEAH, FOR NOW, I'M

24. EATING MY OWN FACE. YEAH, FOR NOW, I'M KEEPING MY OWN PLACE, BUT IF

25. YEAH, FOR NOW, I'M KEEPING MY OWN PLACE, BUT IF THINGS KEEP GETTING SERIOUS, I

26. KEEPING MY OWN PLACE, BUT IF THINGS KEEP GETTING SERIOUS, I GUESS, YEAH, I'D PROBABLY MOVE

27. THINGS KEEP GETTING SERIOUS, I GUESS, YEAH, I'D PROBABLY MOVE IN WITH HER.

28. GUESS, YEAH, I'D PROBABLY MOVE IN WITH HER. I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE WE'RE IN

29. IN WITH HER. I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE WE'RE IN LOVE, DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE HAVE

30. I MEAN, JUST BECAUSE WE'RE IN LOVE, DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE HAVE TO BE OBSESSED WITH EACH OTHER.

31. LOVE, DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE HAVE TO BE OBSESSED WITH EACH OTHER.

32. TO BE OBSESSED WITH EACH OTHER.

33. A NEW E-MAIL!

34. A NEW E-MAIL! MAYBE IT'S FROM PENNY.

35. A NEW E-MAIL! MAYBE IT'S FROM PENNY. [ MOUSE CLICKING RAPIDLY,

36. [ MOUSE CLICKING RAPIDLY, MONITOR BEEPS ] "YOU ARE NOW CURSED.

37. MONITOR BEEPS ] "YOU ARE NOW CURSED. IF YOU DON'T FORWARD THIS E-MAIL

38. "YOU ARE NOW CURSED. IF YOU DON'T FORWARD THIS E-MAIL TO 10 PEOPLE, THE SNATCHER WILL

39. IF YOU DON'T FORWARD THIS E-MAIL TO 10 PEOPLE, THE SNATCHER WILL FIRST TAKE YOUR MONEY, THEN HE

40. TO 10 PEOPLE, THE SNATCHER WILL FIRST TAKE YOUR MONEY, THEN HE WILL TAKE YOUR FRIENDS,

41. FIRST TAKE YOUR MONEY, THEN HE WILL TAKE YOUR FRIENDS, THEN YOUR FAMILY,

42. WILL TAKE YOUR FRIENDS, THEN YOUR FAMILY, AND THEN TONIGHT, HE WILL SHOW

43. THEN YOUR FAMILY, AND THEN TONIGHT, HE WILL SHOW HIS FACE IN THE MIRROR, AND WITH

44. AND THEN TONIGHT, HE WILL SHOW HIS FACE IN THE MIRROR, AND WITH HIS LONG COLD CLAWS, HE WILL RIP

45. HIS FACE IN THE MIRROR, AND WITH HIS LONG COLD CLAWS, HE WILL RIP YOUR SPIRIT AWAY FROM YOU."

46. HIS LONG COLD CLAWS, HE WILL RIP YOUR SPIRIT AWAY FROM YOU."

47. YOUR SPIRIT AWAY FROM YOU." DELETE.

48. DELETE. WAIT!

49. DELETE. WAIT! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO IF

50. WAIT! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO IF THE SNATCHER COMES AND TAKES ALL

51. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO IF THE SNATCHER COMES AND TAKES ALL OF YOUR MONEY AND FRIENDS AND

52. THE SNATCHER COMES AND TAKES ALL OF YOUR MONEY AND FRIENDS AND FAMILY BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T

53. OF YOUR MONEY AND FRIENDS AND FAMILY BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FORWARD HIS E-MAIL?

54. FAMILY BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FORWARD HIS E-MAIL? DARWIN, THE ONLY WAY

55. FORWARD HIS E-MAIL? DARWIN, THE ONLY WAY TO DESCRIBE HOW STUPID THIS

56. DARWIN, THE ONLY WAY TO DESCRIBE HOW STUPID THIS SOUNDS IS BY USING WORDS THAT

57. TO DESCRIBE HOW STUPID THIS SOUNDS IS BY USING WORDS THAT I'M TOO YOUNG TO KNOW THE

58. SOUNDS IS BY USING WORDS THAT I'M TOO YOUNG TO KNOW THE MEANING OF.

59. I'M TOO YOUNG TO KNOW THE MEANING OF. PBHT!

60. MEANING OF. PBHT! SO, WHAT ELSE DO YOU BELIEVE IN?

61. PBHT! SO, WHAT ELSE DO YOU BELIEVE IN? WHAT ABOUT BIGFOOT?

62. SO, WHAT ELSE DO YOU BELIEVE IN? WHAT ABOUT BIGFOOT?

63. WHAT ABOUT BIGFOOT? THERE'S A PHOTO OF HIM.

64. THERE'S A PHOTO OF HIM. OF COURSE HE EXISTS.

65. THERE'S A PHOTO OF HIM. OF COURSE HE EXISTS. MM-HMM.

66. OF COURSE HE EXISTS. MM-HMM. WHAT DOES HE EAT, THEN?

67. MM-HMM. WHAT DOES HE EAT, THEN? SAUSAGES.

68. WHAT DOES HE EAT, THEN? SAUSAGES.

69. SAUSAGES. OH, MY GOSH!

70. OH, MY GOSH! OKAY, WHAT ABOUT HOROSCOPES?

71. OH, MY GOSH! OKAY, WHAT ABOUT HOROSCOPES? WHAT ELSE DO YOU

72. OKAY, WHAT ABOUT HOROSCOPES? WHAT ELSE DO YOU THINK THE STARS ARE FOR?

73. WHAT ELSE DO YOU THINK THE STARS ARE FOR? I DON'T KNOW.

74. THINK THE STARS ARE FOR? I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE FOR?

75. I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE FOR? TO TELL US ABOUT THE

76. WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'RE FOR? TO TELL US ABOUT THE FUTURE AND TO MAKE WISHES.

77. TO TELL US ABOUT THE FUTURE AND TO MAKE WISHES.

78. FUTURE AND TO MAKE WISHES. OH, LET ME GUESS — YOU ALSO

79. OH, LET ME GUESS — YOU ALSO BELIEVE IN TELEPATHY.

80. OH, LET ME GUESS — YOU ALSO BELIEVE IN TELEPATHY. DUDE, HOW CAN YOU NOT

81. BELIEVE IN TELEPATHY. DUDE, HOW CAN YOU NOT BELIEVE IN IT WHEN YOU JUST READ

82. DUDE, HOW CAN YOU NOT BELIEVE IN IT WHEN YOU JUST READ MY MIND?

83. BELIEVE IN IT WHEN YOU JUST READ MY MIND?

84. MY MIND? MY GOSH.

85. MY GOSH. YOU BELIEVE IN

86. MY GOSH. YOU BELIEVE IN THINGS I DON'T BELIEVE IN!

87. YOU BELIEVE IN THINGS I DON'T BELIEVE IN! OH, PLEASE STOP, PLEASE STOP!

88. THINGS I DON'T BELIEVE IN! OH, PLEASE STOP, PLEASE STOP! I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA PASS —

89. OH, PLEASE STOP, PLEASE STOP! I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA PASS —

90. I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA PASS —

91. HEY, DUDE. THAT'S $5.

92. HEY, DUDE. THAT'S $5. SURE.

93. HEY, DUDE. THAT'S $5. SURE.

94. SURE. OH.

95. OH. PLEASE DON'T TELL ME

96. OH. PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU LOST ALL YOUR MONEY!

97. PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU LOST ALL YOUR MONEY! NO, NO, NO.

98. YOU LOST ALL YOUR MONEY! NO, NO, NO. IT'S IN HERE. HOLD ON, IT'S...

99. NO, NO, NO. IT'S IN HERE. HOLD ON, IT'S...

100. IT'S IN HERE. HOLD ON, IT'S... GEE, THESE EMPTY POCKETS.

101. GEE, THESE EMPTY POCKETS. AHA!

102. GEE, THESE EMPTY POCKETS. AHA!

103. AHA! OH.

104. OH. SORRY, GUYS.

105. OH. SORRY, GUYS. CASH OR CARD ONLY.

106. THERE WE GO. BON APPéTIT. DO— DON'T YOU SEE?

107. BON APPéTIT. DO— DON'T YOU SEE? IT'S THE CURSE!

108. DO— DON'T YOU SEE? IT'S THE CURSE! "FIRST THE SNATCHER WILL TAKE

109. IT'S THE CURSE! "FIRST THE SNATCHER WILL TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY"!

110. "FIRST THE SNATCHER WILL TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY"! AW, COME ON, MAN.

111. ALL YOUR MONEY"! AW, COME ON, MAN. IT'S JUST A...

112. AW, COME ON, MAN. IT'S JUST A...

113. IT'S JUST A...

114. IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE.

115. IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE. HEY, CARRIE.

116. HEY, CARRIE. CAN YOU PLEASE TELL DARWIN THAT

117. CAN YOU PLEASE TELL DARWIN THAT THE SNATCHER DOESN'T EXIST?

118. DOESN'T EXIST?

119. SEE? EVEN CARRIE IS FREAKED OUT BY

120. SEE? EVEN CARRIE IS FREAKED OUT BY THE CURSE!

121. EVEN CARRIE IS FREAKED OUT BY THE CURSE! I THINK IT WAS MORE

122. THE CURSE! I THINK IT WAS MORE THE FACT THAT WE WERE EATING

123. I THINK IT WAS MORE THE FACT THAT WE WERE EATING UNDERWEAR IN PUBLIC.

124. OHH.

125. OHH.

126. HEY, DUDE, CAN YOU PASS THIS ON

127. HEY, DUDE, CAN YOU PASS THIS ON TO PENNY?

128. HEY, DUDE, CAN YOU PASS THIS ON TO PENNY? "You're so cool that you give

129. TO PENNY? "You're so cool that you give penguins brain freeze."

130. "You're so cool that you give penguins brain freeze." UGH.

131. penguins brain freeze." UGH. PSST!

132. UGH. PSST!

133. PSST!

134. GUMBALL SAYS YOU'RE FAT.

135. GUMBALL SAYS YOU'RE FAT.

136. GUMBALL SAYS YOU'RE FAT. EH?

137. OHHHHHHH!

138. COME ON. JUST SAY IT. WHAT? WELL, I'VE LOST ALL

139. WHAT? WELL, I'VE LOST ALL MY MONEY, ALL MY FRIENDS, AND MY

140. WELL, I'VE LOST ALL MY MONEY, ALL MY FRIENDS, AND MY GIRLFRIEND, SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU

141. MY MONEY, ALL MY FRIENDS, AND MY GIRLFRIEND, SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE RIGHT TO TAKE THAT CURSE

142. GIRLFRIEND, SO IT LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE RIGHT TO TAKE THAT CURSE SERIOUSLY.

143. WERE RIGHT TO TAKE THAT CURSE SERIOUSLY. COME ON.

144. SERIOUSLY. COME ON. JUST SAY, "I TOLD YOU SO."

145. COME ON. JUST SAY, "I TOLD YOU SO." I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU

146. JUST SAY, "I TOLD YOU SO." I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU TAKE ME FOR, BUT I GET NO

147. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU TAKE ME FOR, BUT I GET NO PLEASURE OUT OF THIS.

148. TAKE ME FOR, BUT I GET NO PLEASURE OUT OF THIS. LET'S JUST HOPE OUR FAMILY IS

149. PLEASURE OUT OF THIS. LET'S JUST HOPE OUR FAMILY IS STILL THERE.

150. LET'S JUST HOPE OUR FAMILY IS STILL THERE.

151. STILL THERE. HELLO?

152. HELLO? MOM? DAD?

153. MOM? DAD? TOLD YOU SO.

154. MOM? DAD? TOLD YOU SO. STOP!

155. TOLD YOU SO. STOP! YOU'RE BEING HYSTERICAL!

156. OKAY, ENOUGH. THIS ISN'T VERY CONSTRUCTIVE. RIGHT!

157. THIS ISN'T VERY CONSTRUCTIVE. RIGHT! WE'RE DOING THIS MY WAY NOW!

158. RIGHT! WE'RE DOING THIS MY WAY NOW! WE'RE GETTING HELP...

159. WE'RE DOING THIS MY WAY NOW! WE'RE GETTING HELP... MAGICAL HELP.

160. WE'RE GETTING HELP... MAGICAL HELP. EYE OF A TIGER AND JUST THE

161. MAGICAL HELP. EYE OF A TIGER AND JUST THE TINIEST DROP —

162. EYE OF A TIGER AND JUST THE TINIEST DROP — HI.

163. TINIEST DROP — HI. AAH!

164. YES, I CAN TRY TO MAKE A POTION TO DEFEND YOU AGAINST THE SNATCHER'S CURSE, BUT I WILL

165. TO DEFEND YOU AGAINST THE SNATCHER'S CURSE, BUT I WILL NEED ASSISTANCE.

166. THE SNATCHER'S CURSE, BUT I WILL NEED ASSISTANCE.

167. NEED ASSISTANCE. 'SUP, WIZARDS?

168. 'SUP, WIZARDS? UGH.

169. 'SUP, WIZARDS? UGH. GO GET ME THESE INGREDIENTS.

170. UGH. GO GET ME THESE INGREDIENTS. ABRACAD-OKAY.

171. GO GET ME THESE INGREDIENTS. ABRACAD-OKAY.

172. ABRACAD-OKAY.

173. WITHOUT TWIRLING THIS TIME!

174. MRS. JODENHEIN, WHO IS THIS SNATCHER GUY? THERE ONCE WAS A YOUNG MAN —

175. IS THIS SNATCHER GUY? THERE ONCE WAS A YOUNG MAN — A MORTAL MAN — WHO FELL IN LOVE

176. THERE ONCE WAS A YOUNG MAN — A MORTAL MAN — WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH A BEAUTIFUL GHOST AFTER

177. A MORTAL MAN — WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH A BEAUTIFUL GHOST AFTER SEEING HER IN A MIRROR.

178. WITH A BEAUTIFUL GHOST AFTER SEEING HER IN A MIRROR. ALL HE WANTED WAS TO KISS HER

179. SEEING HER IN A MIRROR. ALL HE WANTED WAS TO KISS HER JUST ONCE.

180. ALL HE WANTED WAS TO KISS HER JUST ONCE. IN A FORBIDDEN BOOK, HE FOUND AN

181. JUST ONCE. IN A FORBIDDEN BOOK, HE FOUND AN INCANTATION.

182. IN A FORBIDDEN BOOK, HE FOUND AN INCANTATION. IT ALLOWED THE LIVING TO TOUCH A

183. INCANTATION. IT ALLOWED THE LIVING TO TOUCH A GHOST.

184. IT ALLOWED THE LIVING TO TOUCH A GHOST. THE PRICE FOR THIS — A CURSED

185. GHOST. THE PRICE FOR THIS — A CURSED LIFE.

186. THE PRICE FOR THIS — A CURSED LIFE.

187. LIFE. NOW HIS SPIRIT FLOATS IN LIMBO,

188. NOW HIS SPIRIT FLOATS IN LIMBO, TRAPPED BEHIND MIRRORS — EVERY

189. NOW HIS SPIRIT FLOATS IN LIMBO, TRAPPED BEHIND MIRRORS — EVERY DAY BECOMING MORE LONELY, MORE

190. TRAPPED BEHIND MIRRORS — EVERY DAY BECOMING MORE LONELY, MORE ANGRY, LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO

191. DAY BECOMING MORE LONELY, MORE ANGRY, LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO TAKE HIS PLACE.

192. ANGRY, LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO TAKE HIS PLACE. AAH!

193. TAKE HIS PLACE. AAH! WHAT?

194. AAH! WHAT? THAT'S WHAT YOU ASKED ME FOR.

195. WHAT? THAT'S WHAT YOU ASKED ME FOR.

196. THAT'S WHAT YOU ASKED ME FOR. STAND BACK!

197. STAND BACK!

198. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, YOU

199. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, YOU DUMB TROLLS?

200. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, YOU DUMB TROLLS? COULDN'T YOU SEE IT WAS ON

201. COULDN'T YOU SEE IT WAS ON FIRE?

202. FIRE?

203. WHEN THE SNATCHER COMES FOR YOU

204. WHEN THE SNATCHER COMES FOR YOU THROUGH THE MIRROR, THROW THIS

205. THROUGH THE MIRROR, THROW THIS AT HIM.

206. AT HIM. UH...

207. UH... SORRY, I HAVEN'T DONE THE DISHES.

208. SORRY, I HAVEN'T DONE THE DISHES.

209. DISHES.

210. He's here. I can feel it.

211. FRIED CHICKEN GAG!

212. ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

213. ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. WHAT'S IN IT?

214. ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT THAT BAD. WHAT'S IN IT? YOU DON'T WANT TO

215. WHAT'S IN IT? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.

216. YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. WELL, WHAT ARE WE

217. KNOW. WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW WHEN THE SNATCHER

218. WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW WHEN THE SNATCHER COMES?

219. GONNA DO NOW WHEN THE SNATCHER COMES? IT DOESN'T MATTER.

220. COMES? IT DOESN'T MATTER. THEY'RE HERE!

221. IT DOESN'T MATTER. THEY'RE HERE! ALL THIS SNATCHER STUFF WAS

222. THEY'RE HERE! ALL THIS SNATCHER STUFF WAS BALONEY.

223. ALL THIS SNATCHER STUFF WAS BALONEY. OH, MAN.

224. BALONEY. OH, MAN. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONE

225. OH, MAN. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONE FOREVER.

226. I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONE FOREVER. SURE FELT LIKE IT.

227. FOREVER. SURE FELT LIKE IT. YOUR FATHER

228. SURE FELT LIKE IT. YOUR FATHER WAS BANNED FROM

229. YOUR FATHER WAS BANNED FROM THE CHICKEN SHACK, SO WE HAD TO

230. WAS BANNED FROM THE CHICKEN SHACK, SO WE HAD TO GO OUT OF TOWN TO GET SOME.

231. THE CHICKEN SHACK, SO WE HAD TO GO OUT OF TOWN TO GET SOME. WELL, THEY SHOULDN'T SAY

232. GO OUT OF TOWN TO GET SOME. WELL, THEY SHOULDN'T SAY "ALL YOU CAN EAT" IF THEY DON'T

233. WELL, THEY SHOULDN'T SAY "ALL YOU CAN EAT" IF THEY DON'T MEAN IT.

234. "ALL YOU CAN EAT" IF THEY DON'T MEAN IT. RICHARD, YOU ATE A

235. MEAN IT. RICHARD, YOU ATE A CHAIR.

236. GO ON. SAY IT. SAY WHAT?

237. SAY IT. SAY WHAT?

238. SAY WHAT? "I TOLD YOU SO."

239. "I TOLD YOU SO." I'M GONNA DO A

240. "I TOLD YOU SO." I'M GONNA DO A LITTLE DANCE FIRST.

241. I'M GONNA DO A LITTLE DANCE FIRST.

242. I'M GLAD YOU'RE TAKING THIS GRACEFULLY. COULD YOU PASS ME A

243. TAKING THIS GRACEFULLY. COULD YOU PASS ME A WING, PLEASE?

244. COULD YOU PASS ME A WING, PLEASE? SURE!

245. WING, PLEASE? SURE! HEY, GUYS, LEAVE SOME

246. SURE! HEY, GUYS, LEAVE SOME FOR US.

247. HEY, GUYS, LEAVE SOME FOR US.

248. FOR US.

249. YOU.

250. AAAAAAAAAAAHH! CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN.

251. AAAAAAAAAAAHH! CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN. WHEN I SAW YOU THIS MORNING, I

252. CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN. WHEN I SAW YOU THIS MORNING, I RECOGNIZED THE SNATCHER'S CURSE,

253. WHEN I SAW YOU THIS MORNING, I RECOGNIZED THE SNATCHER'S CURSE, SO I WENT TO THE UNDERWORLD TO

254. RECOGNIZED THE SNATCHER'S CURSE, SO I WENT TO THE UNDERWORLD TO RETRIEVE THE FORBIDDEN BOOK.

255. SO I WENT TO THE UNDERWORLD TO RETRIEVE THE FORBIDDEN BOOK. IT HAS A SOLUTION.

256. RETRIEVE THE FORBIDDEN BOOK. IT HAS A SOLUTION. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT WE HAVE

257. IT HAS A SOLUTION. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT WE HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE SUN RISES.

258. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT WE HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE SUN RISES. WAIT.

259. TO WAIT UNTIL THE SUN RISES. WAIT. HOW COME YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT

260. WAIT. HOW COME YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ALL THIS?

261. HOW COME YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT ALL THIS? THERE ONCE WAS A YOUNG MAN —

262. ALL THIS? THERE ONCE WAS A YOUNG MAN — A MORTAL MAN — WHO FELL IN LOVE

263. THERE ONCE WAS A YOUNG MAN — A MORTAL MAN — WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH A BEAUTIFUL PR—

264. A MORTAL MAN — WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH A BEAUTIFUL PR— YEAH, YEAH, THANKS.

265. WITH A BEAUTIFUL PR— YEAH, YEAH, THANKS. WE KNOW.

266. YEAH, YEAH, THANKS. WE KNOW. BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT THE

267. WE KNOW. BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT THE YOUNG MAN AND THE GHOST HAD A

268. BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT THE YOUNG MAN AND THE GHOST HAD A CHILD?

269. YOUNG MAN AND THE GHOST HAD A CHILD? UGH! A ZOM-BABY.

270. CHILD? UGH! A ZOM-BABY. UH, THAT CHILD WAS ME.

271. UGH! A ZOM-BABY. UH, THAT CHILD WAS ME.

272. UH, THAT CHILD WAS ME. ALL RIGHT.

273. ALL RIGHT. WHAT DO WE DO?

274. ALL RIGHT. WHAT DO WE DO? WE SURVIVE.

275. WHAT DO WE DO? WE SURVIVE. I'VE GOT A MUCH

276. WE SURVIVE. I'VE GOT A MUCH BETTER IDEA — HOW ABOUT WE

277. I'VE GOT A MUCH BETTER IDEA — HOW ABOUT WE BAIL?

278. BETTER IDEA — HOW ABOUT WE BAIL?

279. AHA! AAH!

280. AAH! AAH!

281. AAH! SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT —

282. AAH! SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT — THAT POLTERGEIST CREEP IS YOUR

283. SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT — THAT POLTERGEIST CREEP IS YOUR DAD?

284. THAT POLTERGEIST CREEP IS YOUR DAD? YES.

285. DAD? YES. AND I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF

286. YES. AND I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D STOP CALLING HIM NAMES AND

287. AND I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D STOP CALLING HIM NAMES AND TREAT HIM WITH THE RESPECT HE

288. YOU'D STOP CALLING HIM NAMES AND TREAT HIM WITH THE RESPECT HE DESERVES.

289. TREAT HIM WITH THE RESPECT HE DESERVES. GLAD TO FINALLY MEET

290. DESERVES. GLAD TO FINALLY MEET YOU, SIR.

291. GLAD TO FINALLY MEET YOU, SIR.

292. YOU, SIR. HE SEEMS TO HAVE A

293. HE SEEMS TO HAVE A FEW ISSUES!

294. HE SEEMS TO HAVE A FEW ISSUES! IT'S NOT HIS FAULT.

295. FEW ISSUES! IT'S NOT HIS FAULT. HE'S BEEN TURNED EVIL BY

296. IT'S NOT HIS FAULT. HE'S BEEN TURNED EVIL BY LONELINESS.

297. HE'S BEEN TURNED EVIL BY LONELINESS.

298. LONELINESS.

299. THIS FIGURE IS ONLY $10, —

300. THIS FIGURE IS ONLY $10, — $10 TODAY ONLY.

301. THIS FIGURE IS ONLY $10, — $10 TODAY ONLY. DUDE, I THINK I'D

302. $10 TODAY ONLY. DUDE, I THINK I'D PREFER A LIFE OF DAMNATION IN

303. DUDE, I THINK I'D PREFER A LIFE OF DAMNATION IN LIMBO RATHER THAN HAVING TO

304. PREFER A LIFE OF DAMNATION IN LIMBO RATHER THAN HAVING TO WATCH THAT.

305. LIMBO RATHER THAN HAVING TO WATCH THAT. YEAH, FAIR ENOUGH.

306. WATCH THAT. YEAH, FAIR ENOUGH.

307. YEAH, FAIR ENOUGH. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO

308. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT HIM?

309. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT HIM? THE BOOK SAYS WE SUMMON HIM

310. ABOUT HIM? THE BOOK SAYS WE SUMMON HIM BY CALLING HIS NAME FIVE TIMES.

311. THE BOOK SAYS WE SUMMON HIM BY CALLING HIS NAME FIVE TIMES. WHEN HE APPEARS IN THE MIRROR

312. BY CALLING HIS NAME FIVE TIMES. WHEN HE APPEARS IN THE MIRROR AND THE FIRST LIGHT OF DAWN

313. WHEN HE APPEARS IN THE MIRROR AND THE FIRST LIGHT OF DAWN STRIKES IT, WE SMASH IT WITH THE

314. AND THE FIRST LIGHT OF DAWN STRIKES IT, WE SMASH IT WITH THE BOOK AND BREAK THE SPELL.

315. STRIKES IT, WE SMASH IT WITH THE BOOK AND BREAK THE SPELL. WHY DO WE HAVE TO

316. BOOK AND BREAK THE SPELL. WHY DO WE HAVE TO CALL HIS NAME FIVE TIMES?

317. WHY DO WE HAVE TO CALL HIS NAME FIVE TIMES? UH, DUH.

318. CALL HIS NAME FIVE TIMES? UH, DUH. THAT'S HOW YOU SUMMON ALL

319. UH, DUH. THAT'S HOW YOU SUMMON ALL GHOSTS.

320. THAT'S HOW YOU SUMMON ALL GHOSTS. REALLY?

321. GHOSTS. REALLY? CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE,

322. REALLY? CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE.

323. CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE.

324. CARRIE. CARRIE, CARRIE,

325. CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE.

326. CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE.

327. CARRIE, CARRIE, CARRIE.

328. WE DONE HERE?

329. WE DONE HERE? WHY DON'T WE JUST USE

330. WE DONE HERE? WHY DON'T WE JUST USE THE BOOK TO DEFEND OURSELVES?

331. WHY DON'T WE JUST USE THE BOOK TO DEFEND OURSELVES? GREAT IDEA!

332. THE BOOK TO DEFEND OURSELVES? GREAT IDEA!

333. GREAT IDEA! HYAH!

334. HYAH! NO, I MEAN USE THE

335. HYAH! NO, I MEAN USE THE SPELLS INSIDE.

336. NO, I MEAN USE THE SPELLS INSIDE. DON'T!

337. SPELLS INSIDE. DON'T! THE PRICE TO PAY IS TOO HIGH!

338. DON'T! THE PRICE TO PAY IS TOO HIGH! WELL, WE DON'T HAVE

339. THE PRICE TO PAY IS TOO HIGH! WELL, WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!

340. WELL, WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE! UH, THERE, A TIME-TRAVELING

341. A CHOICE! UH, THERE, A TIME-TRAVELING SPELL.

342. UH, THERE, A TIME-TRAVELING SPELL. LET'S JUST GO THROUGH THE NIGHT!

343. SPELL. LET'S JUST GO THROUGH THE NIGHT! "TEMPUS FUTURE!"

344. LET'S JUST GO THROUGH THE NIGHT! "TEMPUS FUTURE!"

345. "TEMPUS FUTURE!"

346. IN YOUR FA-A-A-A-CE.

347. IN YOUR FA-A-A-A-CE. WHAT HAPPENED?

348. WHAT HAPPENED? THE PRICE FOR THAT SPELL WAS

349. THE PRICE FOR THAT SPELL WAS YOUR YOUTH.

350. THE PRICE FOR THAT SPELL WAS YOUR YOUTH. DON'T WORRY.

351. YOUR YOUTH. DON'T WORRY. THERE MUST BE A SPELL TO FIX

352. DON'T WORRY. THERE MUST BE A SPELL TO FIX THAT.

353. THERE MUST BE A SPELL TO FIX THAT. THERE! "BEAUTEOUS AETERNA!"

354. THAT. THERE! "BEAUTEOUS AETERNA!" HOW DO

355. THERE! "BEAUTEOUS AETERNA!" HOW DO I LOOK?

356. HOW DO I LOOK? ETERNALLY SURPRISED.

357. I LOOK? ETERNALLY SURPRISED. LOOK OUT!

358. ETERNALLY SURPRISED. LOOK OUT! UH —

359. LOOK OUT! UH —

360. UH — WHAT HAPPENED?

361. WHAT HAPPENED? THE PRICE FOR ETERNAL BEAUTY

362. WHAT HAPPENED? THE PRICE FOR ETERNAL BEAUTY IS HIS LIFE.

363. THE PRICE FOR ETERNAL BEAUTY IS HIS LIFE. WHAT? HOLD ON.

364. IS HIS LIFE. WHAT? HOLD ON. "RESURRECTEM MORTIS!"

365. COME ON! THE SUN'S ABOUT TO COME UP!

366. COME ON! THE SUN'S ABOUT TO COME UP!

367. THE SUN'S ABOUT TO COME UP! WAIT!

368. WAIT! THERE'S A BIG MIRROR IN THE

369. WAIT! THERE'S A BIG MIRROR IN THE ATTIC!

370. THERE'S A BIG MIRROR IN THE ATTIC! OH, NO!

371. ATTIC! OH, NO! THE PRICE FOR RESURRECTING

372. OH, NO! THE PRICE FOR RESURRECTING DARWIN WAS YOUR OWN —

373. THE PRICE FOR RESURRECTING DARWIN WAS YOUR OWN — YEAH, YEAH, I

374. DARWIN WAS YOUR OWN — YEAH, YEAH, I FIGURED THAT ONE OUT.

375. YEAH, YEAH, I FIGURED THAT ONE OUT. QUICK, CALL HIS NAME FIVE

376. FIGURED THAT ONE OUT. QUICK, CALL HIS NAME FIVE TIMES.

377. QUICK, CALL HIS NAME FIVE TIMES. OKAY, UH...

378. TIMES. OKAY, UH... WHAT'S HIS NAME, AGAIN?

379. OKAY, UH... WHAT'S HIS NAME, AGAIN? VLADUS LOVUS LOKOWITCHKI.

380. WHAT'S HIS NAME, AGAIN? VLADUS LOVUS LOKOWITCHKI. VLADUS

381. VLADUS LOVUS LOKOWITCHKI. VLADUS I THINK I SPRAINED MY TONGUE.

382. VLADUS I THINK I SPRAINED MY TONGUE. JUST SAY VLAD.

383. I THINK I SPRAINED MY TONGUE. JUST SAY VLAD. VLAD, VLAD, VLAD,

384. JUST SAY VLAD. VLAD, VLAD, VLAD, VLAD, VLAD!

385. VLAD, VLAD, VLAD, VLAD, VLAD!

386. VLAD, VLAD!

387. AAH!

388. AAH!

389. DAD? IT'S ME. DO YOU RECOGNIZE ME? HOW COULD I NOT RECOGNIZE MY

390. IT'S ME. DO YOU RECOGNIZE ME? HOW COULD I NOT RECOGNIZE MY BEAUTIFUL GIRL.

391. HOW COULD I NOT RECOGNIZE MY BEAUTIFUL GIRL. THANK YOU FOR SETTING ME FREE.

392. DAD! IS HE OKAY?

393. IS HE OKAY? [ CLICKS TONGUE,

394. IS HE OKAY? [ CLICKS TONGUE, INHALES SHARPLY ]

395. [ CLICKS TONGUE, INHALES SHARPLY ] NO.

396. INHALES SHARPLY ] NO. No, no. No, no, no, no, no.

397. NO. No, no. No, no, no, no, no. Uh... no. No. Definitely not.

398. No, no. No, no, no, no, no. Uh... no. No. Definitely not.

399. Uh... no. No. Definitely not.

400. AWW! YOU SEE, THIS IS LIKE ME AND PENNY BECAUSE —

401. YOU SEE, THIS IS LIKE ME AND PENNY BECAUSE —

402. "APPLY WAX STRIP TO HAIRY AREA, LEAVE FOR A FEW SECONDS, THEN PEEL BACK QUICKLY FOR A

403. AREA, LEAVE FOR A FEW SECONDS, THEN PEEL BACK QUICKLY FOR A SMOOTH AND PAINLESS EXPERIENCE."

404. THEN PEEL BACK QUICKLY FOR A SMOOTH AND PAINLESS EXPERIENCE."

405. SMOOTH AND PAINLESS EXPERIENCE." THIS IS ALL FOR YOU, MY DARLING.

406. THIS IS ALL FOR YOU, MY DARLING. AND ALSO BECAUSE...

407. THIS IS ALL FOR YOU, MY DARLING. AND ALSO BECAUSE... HELLO?

408. AND ALSO BECAUSE... HELLO? OH, WELL.

409. HELLO? OH, WELL. I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT

410. OH, WELL. I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE '70s TO COME BACK INTO

411. I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE '70s TO COME BACK INTO FASHION.

412. FOR THE '70s TO COME BACK INTO FASHION. OH.

413. FASHION. OH. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING

414. OH. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE?

415. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE? LONG ENOUGH FOR

416. THERE? LONG ENOUGH FOR

417. LONG ENOUGH FOR THANK YOU.

418. THANK YOU. AND NOW FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY

419. AND NOW FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY SURPRISE.

420. AND NOW FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY SURPRISE.

421. SURPRISE. "THE ALPHABET OF MY MOM.

422. "THE ALPHABET OF MY MOM. 'A' IS FOR 'AMAZING' 'CAUSE

423. "THE ALPHABET OF MY MOM. 'A' IS FOR 'AMAZING' 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.

424. 'A' IS FOR 'AMAZING' 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. 'B' IS FOR 'BREAKFAST,' ONE OF

425. THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. 'B' IS FOR 'BREAKFAST,' ONE OF MY 12 FAVORITE MEALTIMES — AND

426. 'B' IS FOR 'BREAKFAST,' ONE OF MY 12 FAVORITE MEALTIMES — AND BECAUSE YOU'RE AMAZING, MOM.

427. MY 12 FAVORITE MEALTIMES — AND BECAUSE YOU'RE AMAZING, MOM. 'C'..."

428. BECAUSE YOU'RE AMAZING, MOM. 'C'..." NICOLE, I JUST WANTED TO SAY

429. 'C'..." NICOLE, I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT YOU LOOK REALLY AVERAGE

430. NICOLE, I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT YOU LOOK REALLY AVERAGE TODAY.

431. THAT YOU LOOK REALLY AVERAGE TODAY. OH, YEAH?

432. TODAY. OH, YEAH? WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE DREW

433. OH, YEAH? WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE DREW AN UGLY FACE ON A BUTT WITH A —

434. WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE DREW AN UGLY FACE ON A BUTT WITH A — WAIT. WHAT?

435. AN UGLY FACE ON A BUTT WITH A — WAIT. WHAT? DID YOU JUST SAY "AVERAGE"?

436. WAIT. WHAT? DID YOU JUST SAY "AVERAGE"? THAT'S GOT TO BE THE LEAST

437. DID YOU JUST SAY "AVERAGE"? THAT'S GOT TO BE THE LEAST OFFENSIVE THING YOU'VE EVER SAID

438. THAT'S GOT TO BE THE LEAST OFFENSIVE THING YOU'VE EVER SAID TO ME.

439. OFFENSIVE THING YOU'VE EVER SAID TO ME. DO YOU NEED A LIE-DOWN?

440. TO ME. DO YOU NEED A LIE-DOWN? YEAH, AND YOU GAVE

441. DO YOU NEED A LIE-DOWN? YEAH, AND YOU GAVE US REAL CANDY INSTEAD OF YOUR

442. YEAH, AND YOU GAVE US REAL CANDY INSTEAD OF YOUR EXPIRED FUNGUS MEDICATION.

443. US REAL CANDY INSTEAD OF YOUR EXPIRED FUNGUS MEDICATION. AND YOUR FACE LOOKS

444. EXPIRED FUNGUS MEDICATION. AND YOUR FACE LOOKS WRONG.

445. AND YOUR FACE LOOKS WRONG. IT'S LIKE YOUR MOUTH IS UPSIDE

446. WRONG. IT'S LIKE YOUR MOUTH IS UPSIDE DOWN.

447. IT'S LIKE YOUR MOUTH IS UPSIDE DOWN. IT'S ALMOST AS IF YOU

448. DOWN. IT'S ALMOST AS IF YOU ARE... SMILING.

449. IT'S ALMOST AS IF YOU ARE... SMILING. "'Y'?

450. ARE... SMILING. "'Y'? BECAUSE I LIKE THEM.

451. "'Y'? BECAUSE I LIKE THEM. AND 'Z' IS FOR 'ZEBRA,' AN

452. BECAUSE I LIKE THEM. AND 'Z' IS FOR 'ZEBRA,' AN AMAZING MYTHICAL CREATURE, BUT

453. AND 'Z' IS FOR 'ZEBRA,' AN AMAZING MYTHICAL CREATURE, BUT NOT AS AMAZING AS YOU, MOM."

454. AMAZING MYTHICAL CREATURE, BUT NOT AS AMAZING AS YOU, MOM." THANK YOU, RICHARD.

455. NOT AS AMAZING AS YOU, MOM." THANK YOU, RICHARD. LIKE EVERY YEAR, THAT WAS A NICE

456. THANK YOU, RICHARD. LIKE EVERY YEAR, THAT WAS A NICE SURPRISE, AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE

457. LIKE EVERY YEAR, THAT WAS A NICE SURPRISE, AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE TOPIC, I ALSO HAVE A SURPRISE

458. SURPRISE, AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE TOPIC, I ALSO HAVE A SURPRISE FOR ALL OF YOU.

459. TOPIC, I ALSO HAVE A SURPRISE FOR ALL OF YOU.

460. FOR ALL OF YOU.

461. SURPRISE!

462. SURPRISE! SORRY, SIR.

463. SURPRISE! SORRY, SIR. WE ALREADY GOT A SURPRISE HERE.

464. SORRY, SIR. WE ALREADY GOT A SURPRISE HERE. WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE.

465. WE ALREADY GOT A SURPRISE HERE. WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE. NICE TO MEET YOU, S—

466. WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE. NICE TO MEET YOU, S—

467. NICE TO MEET YOU, S— THIS IS LOUIE.

468. THIS IS LOUIE. HE'S MY BOYFRIEND.

469. THIS IS LOUIE. HE'S MY BOYFRIEND.

470. HE'S MY BOYFRIEND.

471. DAD, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? WHAT'S WITH THE

472. DAD, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? WHAT'S WITH THE VOICE?

473. WHAT'S WITH THE VOICE? I DON'T KNOW.

474. VOICE? I DON'T KNOW. IT JUST FELT APPROPRIATE.

475. I DON'T KNOW. IT JUST FELT APPROPRIATE. DAD, WAKE UP!

476. IT JUST FELT APPROPRIATE. DAD, WAKE UP! GET

477. DAD, WAKE UP! GET THE FIRST-AID KIT!

478. GET THE FIRST-AID KIT! CLEAR!

479. THE FIRST-AID KIT! CLEAR!

480. CLEAR!

481. WE'VE GOT SO MUCH IN COMMON.

482. WE'VE GOT SO MUCH IN COMMON. I CAN'T WAIT TILL WE GET

483. I CAN'T WAIT TILL WE GET TOGETHER —

484. I CAN'T WAIT TILL WE GET TOGETHER — IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO

485. TOGETHER — IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHARE IT

486. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHARE IT WITH THE WHOLE FAMILY!

487. SAY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHARE IT WITH THE WHOLE FAMILY! TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I HAVE

488. WITH THE WHOLE FAMILY! TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE SAID.

489. TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE SAID. MY HEARING ISN'T WHAT IT USED

490. NO IDEA WHAT HE SAID. MY HEARING ISN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE.

491. MY HEARING ISN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE. ME NEITHER.

492. TO BE. ME NEITHER. I WAS JUST LAUGHING AND HOPING

493. ME NEITHER. I WAS JUST LAUGHING AND HOPING IT WASN'T A QUESTION.

494. I WAS JUST LAUGHING AND HOPING IT WASN'T A QUESTION.

495. IT WASN'T A QUESTION.

496. WE'VE GOT SO MUCH IN COMMON.

497. WE'VE GOT SO MUCH IN COMMON. YEAH, WE'RE BOTH FALLING

498. WE'VE GOT SO MUCH IN COMMON. YEAH, WE'RE BOTH FALLING APART.

499. YEAH, WE'RE BOTH FALLING APART.

500. APART.

501. SO, LOUIWHAT CAREER PLANS

502. SO, LOUIWHAT CAREER PLANS DO YOU HAVE?

503. SO, LOUIWHAT CAREER PLANS DO YOU HAVE? UH, NONE.

504. DO YOU HAVE? UH, NONE. AH, HA!

505. UH, NONE. AH, HA! HE'S GOT NO PROSPECTS!

506. AH, HA! HE'S GOT NO PROSPECTS! ACTUALLY, I'M RETIRED.

507. HE'S GOT NO PROSPECTS! ACTUALLY, I'M RETIRED. COME ON, NICOLE!

508. ACTUALLY, I'M RETIRED. COME ON, NICOLE! LAUGH AT HIM WITH ME!

509. COME ON, NICOLE! LAUGH AT HIM WITH ME!

510. LAUGH AT HIM WITH ME! COME ON, KIDS!

511. COME ON, KIDS! SAY SOMETHING MEAN AND IRONIC

512. COME ON, KIDS! SAY SOMETHING MEAN AND IRONIC ABOUT HIM!

513. SAY SOMETHING MEAN AND IRONIC ABOUT HIM!

514. ABOUT HIM! NO? FINE! I'LL DO IT MYSELF!

515. NO? FINE! I'LL DO IT MYSELF! WHERE DID YOU RETIRE FROM —

516. NO? FINE! I'LL DO IT MYSELF! WHERE DID YOU RETIRE FROM — SANTA'S FACTORY?

517. WHERE DID YOU RETIRE FROM — SANTA'S FACTORY? BECAUSE YOU'RE SMALL!

518. SANTA'S FACTORY? BECAUSE YOU'RE SMALL! BURN!

519. BECAUSE YOU'RE SMALL! BURN!

520. BURN! WHY DID YOU STEAL MY MOM?

521. WHY DID YOU STEAL MY MOM? UH, IS IT ME, OR IS THE

522. UH, IS IT ME, OR IS THE ATMOSPHERE A LITTLE — UGH! —

523. UH, IS IT ME, OR IS THE ATMOSPHERE A LITTLE — UGH! — HEAVY?

524. WELL, THAT WAS VERY NICE. CATCH YOU LATER, COTTONTAIL.

525. CATCH YOU LATER, COTTONTAIL. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

526. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! UH, HE JUST DID.

527. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! UH, HE JUST DID. NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

528. UH, HE JUST DID. NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DRAGGED ME

529. NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DRAGGED ME BACK HERE, SON.

530. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DRAGGED ME BACK HERE, SON. CALL ME "SON" ONE

531. BACK HERE, SON. CALL ME "SON" ONE MORE TIME!

532. CALL ME "SON" ONE MORE TIME! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU!

533. MORE TIME! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU! YOU MOTHER RUBBER!

534. I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU! YOU MOTHER RUBBER! KIDS, COME OVER HERE.

535. YOU MOTHER RUBBER! KIDS, COME OVER HERE. OKAY, YOU GRAB THIS ARM.

536. KIDS, COME OVER HERE. OKAY, YOU GRAB THIS ARM. NOW YOU TAKE MY LEG.

537. OKAY, YOU GRAB THIS ARM. NOW YOU TAKE MY LEG. LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM!

538. NOW YOU TAKE MY LEG. LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM! YOU'RE LUCKY THEY'RE HERE, OR

539. LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM! YOU'RE LUCKY THEY'RE HERE, OR YOU'D END UP IN A MOBILITY

540. YOU'RE LUCKY THEY'RE HERE, OR YOU'D END UP IN A MOBILITY SCOOTER FOR THE REST OF YOUR

541. YOU'D END UP IN A MOBILITY SCOOTER FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

542. SCOOTER FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! LET ME AT HIM!

543. LIFE! LET ME AT HIM! THAT'S RIGHT! FASTER!

544. LET ME AT HIM! THAT'S RIGHT! FASTER! FASTER, OLD MAN!

545. THAT'S RIGHT! FASTER! FASTER, OLD MAN! I'M TRYING, BUT THIS THING

546. FASTER, OLD MAN! I'M TRYING, BUT THIS THING TAKES 20 MINUTES TO GO FROM ZERO

547. I'M TRYING, BUT THIS THING TAKES 20 MINUTES TO GO FROM ZERO TO 8 MILES AN HOUR.

548. TAKES 20 MINUTES TO GO FROM ZERO TO 8 MILES AN HOUR.

549. TO 8 MILES AN HOUR.

550. WHAT IS FATHER GONNA SAY WHEN HE

551. WHAT IS FATHER GONNA SAY WHEN HE COMES BACK?

552. WHAT IS FATHER GONNA SAY WHEN HE COMES BACK? FATHER?

553. COMES BACK? FATHER? YEAH!

554. FATHER? YEAH! YOU SAID HE LEFT TO BUY SOME

555. YEAH! YOU SAID HE LEFT TO BUY SOME MILK 42 YEARS AGO.

556. YOU SAID HE LEFT TO BUY SOME MILK 42 YEARS AGO. HE COULD BE BACK ANY MINUTE!

557. MILK 42 YEARS AGO. HE COULD BE BACK ANY MINUTE! UH...

558. WHAT? LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING.

559. LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING. NO, LET ME EXPLAIN

560. LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING. NO, LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING!

561. NO, LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING! I DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE THAT GUY

562. SOMETHING! I DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE THAT GUY ANYMORE!

563. I DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE THAT GUY ANYMORE! WELL, I DON'T THINK IT'S FOR

564. ANYMORE! WELL, I DON'T THINK IT'S FOR YOU TO DECIDE, YOUNG MAN.

565. WELL, I DON'T THINK IT'S FOR YOU TO DECIDE, YOUNG MAN. WHILE YOU'RE MY ROOF,

566. YOU TO DECIDE, YOUNG MAN. WHILE YOU'RE MY ROOF, YOU'LL FOLLOW MY RULES, OLD

567. WHILE YOU'RE MY ROOF, YOU'LL FOLLOW MY RULES, OLD LADY!

568. YOU'LL FOLLOW MY RULES, OLD LADY! I DON'T THINK

569. LADY! I DON'T THINK ANYONE SHOULD FOLLOW YOUR

570. I DON'T THINK ANYONE SHOULD FOLLOW YOUR 12-MEALS-A-DAY RULE.

571. ANYONE SHOULD FOLLOW YOUR 12-MEALS-A-DAY RULE. RICHARD, I'M OLD ENOUGH TO

572. 12-MEALS-A-DAY RULE. RICHARD, I'M OLD ENOUGH TO MAKE MY OWN RULES, AND I'M

573. RICHARD, I'M OLD ENOUGH TO MAKE MY OWN RULES, AND I'M SEEING LOUIE TONIGHT!

574. MAKE MY OWN RULES, AND I'M SEEING LOUIE TONIGHT! GO TO YOUR ROOM!

575. SEEING LOUIE TONIGHT! GO TO YOUR ROOM! YOU'RE GROUNDED!

576. GO TO YOUR ROOM! YOU'RE GROUNDED! YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM!

577. YOU'RE GROUNDED! YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM! YOU'RE GROUNDED!

578. YOU GO TO YOUR ROOM! YOU'RE GROUNDED! FINE!

579. YOU'RE GROUNDED! FINE! HOW LONG BEFORE THEY

580. FINE! HOW LONG BEFORE THEY REALIZE NEITHER OF THEM WENT IN

581. HOW LONG BEFORE THEY REALIZE NEITHER OF THEM WENT IN THE DIRECTION OF BEDROOM?

582. REALIZE NEITHER OF THEM WENT IN THE DIRECTION OF BEDROOM?

583. THE DIRECTION OF BEDROOM?

584. GUMBALL.

585. GUMBALL. OH, WAIT.

586. OH, WAIT. THIS IS CLEARLY A NIGHTMARE.

587. OH, WAIT. THIS IS CLEARLY A NIGHTMARE. NOTHING CAN BE THIS UGLY IN

588. THIS IS CLEARLY A NIGHTMARE. NOTHING CAN BE THIS UGLY IN REAL LIFE.

589. NOTHING CAN BE THIS UGLY IN REAL LIFE. WE HELPED GRANNY JOJO

590. REAL LIFE. WE HELPED GRANNY JOJO MAKE HERSELF PRETTY FOR LOUIE.

591. WE HELPED GRANNY JOJO MAKE HERSELF PRETTY FOR LOUIE. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

592. MAKE HERSELF PRETTY FOR LOUIE. WHAT DO YOU THINK? HUH, WHAT DO YOU

593. WHAT DO YOU THINK? HUH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

594. HUH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? AAH!

595. KNOW? AAH! YEAH, I AGREE WITH

596. AAH! YEAH, I AGREE WITH YOU, BUT THIS IS THE BEST WE CAN

597. YEAH, I AGREE WITH YOU, BUT THIS IS THE BEST WE CAN DO SHORT OF A FACE TRANSPLANT.

598. YOU, BUT THIS IS THE BEST WE CAN DO SHORT OF A FACE TRANSPLANT. SHE LOOKS LIKE A

599. DO SHORT OF A FACE TRANSPLANT. SHE LOOKS LIKE A HAUNTED CHRISTMAS.

600. SHE LOOKS LIKE A HAUNTED CHRISTMAS. WE WERE HOPING YOU

601. HAUNTED CHRISTMAS. WE WERE HOPING YOU COULD HELP US OUT.

602. WE WERE HOPING YOU COULD HELP US OUT. WELL, HOW ABOUT WE

603. COULD HELP US OUT. WELL, HOW ABOUT WE START WITH A LONGER DRESS?

604. WELL, HOW ABOUT WE START WITH A LONGER DRESS? I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD SEE HER

605. START WITH A LONGER DRESS? I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD SEE HER LEGS.

606. I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD SEE HER LEGS. THEY REMIND ME OF PROCESSED HAM.

607. LEGS. THEY REMIND ME OF PROCESSED HAM. ACTUALLY, HAVE WE TRIED A BAG

608. THEY REMIND ME OF PROCESSED HAM. ACTUALLY, HAVE WE TRIED A BAG OVER HER HEAD?

609. ACTUALLY, HAVE WE TRIED A BAG OVER HER HEAD? YEAH, WE TRIED THAT

610. OVER HER HEAD? YEAH, WE TRIED THAT FIRST, BUT SHE NEEDED BREATHING

611. YEAH, WE TRIED THAT FIRST, BUT SHE NEEDED BREATHING HOLES, AND THEN YOU COULD SEE

612. FIRST, BUT SHE NEEDED BREATHING HOLES, AND THEN YOU COULD SEE BITS OF HER.

613. HOLES, AND THEN YOU COULD SEE BITS OF HER. OH, I GOT AN IDEA.

614. BITS OF HER. OH, I GOT AN IDEA. OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.

615. OH, I GOT AN IDEA. OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH. ARE YOU KIDS GONNA HELP ME SNEAK

616. OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH. ARE YOU KIDS GONNA HELP ME SNEAK OUT OR WHAT?

617. ARE YOU KIDS GONNA HELP ME SNEAK OUT OR WHAT? I-I DON'T KNOW,

618. OUT OR WHAT? I-I DON'T KNOW, GRANNY JOJO.

619. I-I DON'T KNOW, GRANNY JOJO. I-I REALLY DON'T WANT TO COME

620. GRANNY JOJO. I-I REALLY DON'T WANT TO COME BETWEEN YOU AND DAD.

621. I-I REALLY DON'T WANT TO COME BETWEEN YOU AND DAD. IT WOULD BE LIKE GETTING CAUGHT

622. BETWEEN YOU AND DAD. IT WOULD BE LIKE GETTING CAUGHT BETWEEN A SAGGY ROCK AND A FAT,

623. IT WOULD BE LIKE GETTING CAUGHT BETWEEN A SAGGY ROCK AND A FAT, SWEATY PLACE.

624. BETWEEN A SAGGY ROCK AND A FAT, SWEATY PLACE. OH, GUMBALL, IF YOU COULD

625. SWEATY PLACE. OH, GUMBALL, IF YOU COULD ONLY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF

626. OH, GUMBALL, IF YOU COULD ONLY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF TRUE LOVE, THE YEARNING TO BE AT

627. ONLY UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF TRUE LOVE, THE YEARNING TO BE AT ONE WITH ANOTHER SOUL, TO HOLD

628. TRUE LOVE, THE YEARNING TO BE AT ONE WITH ANOTHER SOUL, TO HOLD THEM TIGHTLY IN YOUR ARMS...

629. ONE WITH ANOTHER SOUL, TO HOLD THEM TIGHTLY IN YOUR ARMS... PLEASE STOP.

630. THEM TIGHTLY IN YOUR ARMS... PLEASE STOP. I'M GETTING A MENTAL PICTURE.

631. PLEASE STOP. I'M GETTING A MENTAL PICTURE. IT'S REALLY HIGH-DEF.

632. I'M GETTING A MENTAL PICTURE. IT'S REALLY HIGH-DEF. HEAR THEM WHISPER IN YOUR

633. IT'S REALLY HIGH-DEF. HEAR THEM WHISPER IN YOUR EAR, "I love you. I love you."

634. HEAR THEM WHISPER IN YOUR EAR, "I love you. I love you." FINE! FINE!

635. EAR, "I love you. I love you." FINE! FINE! WE'LL DO IT!

636. FINE! FINE! WE'LL DO IT! JUST PLEASE STOP TALKING!

637. WE'LL DO IT! JUST PLEASE STOP TALKING!

638. JUST PLEASE STOP TALKING! IS YOUR GRANDMA IN?

639. IS YOUR GRANDMA IN? YEAH, SHE'LL BE

640. IS YOUR GRANDMA IN? YEAH, SHE'LL BE RIGHT DOWN.

641. YEAH, SHE'LL BE RIGHT DOWN.

642. RIGHT DOWN. IT'S NOT LONG

643. IT'S NOT LONG ENOUGH.

644. IT'S NOT LONG ENOUGH. WHAT ELSE CAN WE USE?

645. ENOUGH. WHAT ELSE CAN WE USE? KIDS, CLOSE YOUR EYES.

646. WHAT ELSE CAN WE USE? KIDS, CLOSE YOUR EYES.

647. KIDS, CLOSE YOUR EYES. OH, MAN, I CAN'T

648. OH, MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW BIG GRANNY'S

649. OH, MAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW BIG GRANNY'S GIRDLE IS.

650. BELIEVE HOW BIG GRANNY'S GIRDLE IS. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M

651. GIRDLE IS. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M TOUCHING IT WITH MY BARE HANDS.

652. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M TOUCHING IT WITH MY BARE HANDS. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M

653. TOUCHING IT WITH MY BARE HANDS. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GENETICALLY PREDESTINED TO WEAR

654. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GENETICALLY PREDESTINED TO WEAR ONE SOMEDAY.

655. GENETICALLY PREDESTINED TO WEAR ONE SOMEDAY. OKAY, ENOUGH CHITCHAT.

656. ONE SOMEDAY. OKAY, ENOUGH CHITCHAT. HELP ME UP.

657. OKAY, ENOUGH CHITCHAT. HELP ME UP. I DON'T WANT TO BREAK A LEG

658. HELP ME UP. I DON'T WANT TO BREAK A LEG BEFORE MY HOT DATE.

659. I DON'T WANT TO BREAK A LEG BEFORE MY HOT DATE.

660. BEFORE MY HOT DATE. WHAT THE WEIGHT?

661. WHAT THE WEIGHT? HOW CAN SOMEONE SO SMALL BE

662. WHAT THE WEIGHT? HOW CAN SOMEONE SO SMALL BE SO HEAVY?

663. HOW CAN SOMEONE SO SMALL BE SO HEAVY? WELL, I HAVE TWO METAL HIPS,

664. SO HEAVY? WELL, I HAVE TWO METAL HIPS, ONE ORTHOPEDIC SHOE, SIX GOLD

665. WELL, I HAVE TWO METAL HIPS, ONE ORTHOPEDIC SHOE, SIX GOLD TEETH, A PLATE IN MY HEAD, AND

666. ONE ORTHOPEDIC SHOE, SIX GOLD TEETH, A PLATE IN MY HEAD, AND AN INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH

667. TEETH, A PLATE IN MY HEAD, AND AN INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH PACEMAKER.

668. AN INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH PACEMAKER. I GOT SO MUCH METAL IN ME, I'M

669. PACEMAKER. I GOT SO MUCH METAL IN ME, I'M LEGALLY CLASSIFIED AS A MOTOR

670. I GOT SO MUCH METAL IN ME, I'M LEGALLY CLASSIFIED AS A MOTOR VEHICLE.

671. LEGALLY CLASSIFIED AS A MOTOR VEHICLE. ANYWAY, WHERE'S THE ROPE?

672. VEHICLE. ANYWAY, WHERE'S THE ROPE? DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO

673. ANYWAY, WHERE'S THE ROPE? DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO TIE THE END TO SOMETHING?

674. DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO TIE THE END TO SOMETHING? DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO

675. TIE THE END TO SOMETHING? DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO TIE THE END TO SOMETHING?

676. DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO TIE THE END TO SOMETHING? DIDN'T I TELL YOU —

677. TIE THE END TO SOMETHING? DIDN'T I TELL YOU — UH, SORRY. MY BAD.

678. DIDN'T I TELL YOU — UH, SORRY. MY BAD. I DIDN'T TELL ANYONE TO TIE IT.

679. UH, SORRY. MY BAD. I DIDN'T TELL ANYONE TO TIE IT.

680. I DIDN'T TELL ANYONE TO TIE IT. WE NEED ANOTHER PLAN.

681. WE NEED ANOTHER PLAN. OH, RICHARD, YOU CAN'T

682. WE NEED ANOTHER PLAN. OH, RICHARD, YOU CAN'T STOP HER FROM SEEING LOUIE.

683. OH, RICHARD, YOU CAN'T STOP HER FROM SEEING LOUIE. REMEMBER WHAT YOU WERE LIKE WHEN

684. STOP HER FROM SEEING LOUIE. REMEMBER WHAT YOU WERE LIKE WHEN WE FELL IN LOVE.

685. REMEMBER WHAT YOU WERE LIKE WHEN WE FELL IN LOVE. ♪ "I" IS FOR

686. WE FELL IN LOVE. ♪ "I" IS FOR "INCREDIBLE" 'CAUSE THAT'S

687. "INCREDIBLE" 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE ♪ ♪ "J" IS FOR EDIBLE 'CAUSE —

688. WHAT YOU ARE ♪ ♪ "J" IS FOR EDIBLE 'CAUSE — NICOLE, WHERE ARE YOU?

689. NICOLE, WHERE ARE YOU? QUICK! DAD'S COMING! AAH!

690. QUICK! DAD'S COMING! AAH!

691. AAH! I'M OKA—

692. I'M OKA— OF COURSE I REMEMBER.

693. I'M OKA— OF COURSE I REMEMBER. THE DOCTOR COULDN'T REMOVE ONE

694. OF COURSE I REMEMBER. THE DOCTOR COULDN'T REMOVE ONE OF THE STRINGS.

695. THE DOCTOR COULDN'T REMOVE ONE OF THE STRINGS.

696. OF THE STRINGS. RICHARD, YOUR MOTHER'S

697. RICHARD, YOUR MOTHER'S NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY — OR

698. RICHARD, YOUR MOTHER'S NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY — OR NICE.

699. NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY — OR NICE. I DON'T WANT YOU TO RUIN THAT.

700. NICE. I DON'T WANT YOU TO RUIN THAT. ALL RIGHT.

701. I DON'T WANT YOU TO RUIN THAT. ALL RIGHT. I'LL SPEAK WITH HER.

702. ALL RIGHT. I'LL SPEAK WITH HER. ALL RIGHT, SO, THE

703. I'LL SPEAK WITH HER. ALL RIGHT, SO, THE PLAN IS WE KNOCK OVER THE DVDs

704. ALL RIGHT, SO, THE PLAN IS WE KNOCK OVER THE DVDs WHICH SETS OFF THE MOUSETRAP

705. PLAN IS WE KNOCK OVER THE DVDs WHICH SETS OFF THE MOUSETRAP WHICH SENDS THE GOLF BALL UP

706. WHICH SETS OFF THE MOUSETRAP WHICH SENDS THE GOLF BALL UP THERE WHICH SETS OFF THE

707. WHICH SENDS THE GOLF BALL UP THERE WHICH SETS OFF THE DOMINOES WHICH SETS OFF THE TOY

708. THERE WHICH SETS OFF THE DOMINOES WHICH SETS OFF THE TOY CAR WHICH WILL SWITCH ON THE FAN

709. DOMINOES WHICH SETS OFF THE TOY CAR WHICH WILL SWITCH ON THE FAN WHICH WILL SEND THE TURTLE TO

710. CAR WHICH WILL SWITCH ON THE FAN WHICH WILL SEND THE TURTLE TO THE ROPE WHICH HE BITES THROUGH,

711. WHICH WILL SEND THE TURTLE TO THE ROPE WHICH HE BITES THROUGH, DROPPING THE DESK, RAPPELLING

712. THE ROPE WHICH HE BITES THROUGH, DROPPING THE DESK, RAPPELLING GRANNY JOJO THROUGH THE WINDOW

713. DROPPING THE DESK, RAPPELLING GRANNY JOJO THROUGH THE WINDOW AS SHE USES HER BLOOMERS TO LAND

714. GRANNY JOJO THROUGH THE WINDOW AS SHE USES HER BLOOMERS TO LAND SAFELY IN LOUIE'S ARMS.

715. AS SHE USES HER BLOOMERS TO LAND SAFELY IN LOUIE'S ARMS. EVERYBODY READY?

716. MAYBE WE COULD JUST

717. MAYBE WE COULD JUST OPEN THE FRONT DOOR.

718. MAYBE WE COULD JUST OPEN THE FRONT DOOR. AH, THANKS, KID.

719. OPEN THE FRONT DOOR. AH, THANKS, KID. HELLO, COTTONTAIL.

720. AH, THANKS, KID. HELLO, COTTONTAIL. MMM...

721. HELLO, COTTONTAIL. MMM... NO!

722. MMM... NO!

723. NO! UGH! UGH! UGH! UGH!

724. UGH! UGH! UGH! UGH! WELL, THAT'S THAT

725. UGH! UGH! UGH! UGH! WELL, THAT'S THAT FACE RUINED.

726. WELL, THAT'S THAT FACE RUINED.

727. FACE RUINED. GET AWAY FROM MY MOM!

728. GET AWAY FROM MY MOM! GET OUT OF OUR LIVES!

729. GET AWAY FROM MY MOM! GET OUT OF OUR LIVES! I AM THE MAN OF THIS HOUSE!

730. GET OUT OF OUR LIVES! I AM THE MAN OF THIS HOUSE! WELL, IT SEEMS THERE'S ONLY

731. I AM THE MAN OF THIS HOUSE! WELL, IT SEEMS THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS.

732. WELL, IT SEEMS THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS. OY, PLEASE DON'T LOWER YOUR

733. ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS. OY, PLEASE DON'T LOWER YOUR STANDARDS AND DEMONSTRATE YOUR

734. OY, PLEASE DON'T LOWER YOUR STANDARDS AND DEMONSTRATE YOUR MANHOOD THROUGH PHYSICAL

735. STANDARDS AND DEMONSTRATE YOUR MANHOOD THROUGH PHYSICAL CONFRONTATION.

736. MANHOOD THROUGH PHYSICAL CONFRONTATION. YOU'RE RIGHT,

737. CONFRONTATION. YOU'RE RIGHT, GRANNY JOJO.

738. YOU'RE RIGHT, GRANNY JOJO. A MAN-OFF A GREAT IDEA!

739. GRANNY JOJO. A MAN-OFF A GREAT IDEA! I WAS GONNA SAY WE COULD

740. A MAN-OFF A GREAT IDEA! I WAS GONNA SAY WE COULD SETTLE THIS BY SITTING DOWN AND

741. I WAS GONNA SAY WE COULD SETTLE THIS BY SITTING DOWN AND HAVING A CALM, REASONABLE

742. SETTLE THIS BY SITTING DOWN AND HAVING A CALM, REASONABLE CONVERSATION.

743. HAVING A CALM, REASONABLE CONVERSATION. I WAS GONNA SUGGEST

744. CONVERSATION. I WAS GONNA SUGGEST ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS.

745. I WAS GONNA SUGGEST ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS. OKAY!

746. ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS. OKAY! THEN MAN-OFF IT IS!

747. OKAY! THEN MAN-OFF IT IS! A MAN EATS MEAT WITH HIS

748. THEN MAN-OFF IT IS! A MAN EATS MEAT WITH HIS FINGERS!

749. A MAN EATS MEAT WITH HIS FINGERS! A MAN DOESN'T NEED TO WASH HIS

750. FINGERS! A MAN DOESN'T NEED TO WASH HIS PANTS BEFORE THEY STAND UP BY

751. A MAN DOESN'T NEED TO WASH HIS PANTS BEFORE THEY STAND UP BY THEMSELVES!

752. PANTS BEFORE THEY STAND UP BY THEMSELVES! A MAN SCRATCHES WHATEVER PART OF

753. THEMSELVES! A MAN SCRATCHES WHATEVER PART OF HIS BODY HE LIKES IN PUBLIC AND

754. A MAN SCRATCHES WHATEVER PART OF HIS BODY HE LIKES IN PUBLIC AND SHOWS NO SHAME!

755. HIS BODY HE LIKES IN PUBLIC AND SHOWS NO SHAME! A MAN DRINKS STRAIGHT FROM THE

756. SHOWS NO SHAME! A MAN DRINKS STRAIGHT FROM THE MILK CARTON, AND WHEN HE SPILLS

757. A MAN DRINKS STRAIGHT FROM THE MILK CARTON, AND WHEN HE SPILLS SOME ON THE FLOOR, HE CLEANS IT

758. MILK CARTON, AND WHEN HE SPILLS SOME ON THE FLOOR, HE CLEANS IT WITH A SOCK.

759. SOME ON THE FLOOR, HE CLEANS IT WITH A SOCK. SO, IT'LL BE HARD TO FIGURE OUT

760. WITH A SOCK. SO, IT'LL BE HARD TO FIGURE OUT WHO OF YOU TWO IS THE BEST MAN.

761. SO, IT'LL BE HARD TO FIGURE OUT WHO OF YOU TWO IS THE BEST MAN. BUT WE WILL GIVE IT OUR MANLY

762. WHO OF YOU TWO IS THE BEST MAN. BUT WE WILL GIVE IT OUR MANLY BEST.

763. BUT WE WILL GIVE IT OUR MANLY BEST. GENTLEMEN, YOUR FIRST TRIAL

764. BEST. GENTLEMEN, YOUR FIRST TRIAL WILL BE... HAIR GROWING.

765. GENTLEMEN, YOUR FIRST TRIAL WILL BE... HAIR GROWING. OH, WELL, I'VE WON.

766. WILL BE... HAIR GROWING. OH, WELL, I'VE WON. WHAT? HOW?

767. OH, WELL, I'VE WON. WHAT? HOW? KID, I'M 72 YEARS OLD.

768. WHAT? HOW? KID, I'M 72 YEARS OLD. I NEED TO SHAVE 17 TIMES A DAY.

769. KID, I'M 72 YEARS OLD. I NEED TO SHAVE 17 TIMES A DAY. JUST WHILE YOU WERE TALKING, MY

770. I NEED TO SHAVE 17 TIMES A DAY. JUST WHILE YOU WERE TALKING, MY NOSE HAIR REACHED MY BOTTOM LIP.

771. JUST WHILE YOU WERE TALKING, MY NOSE HAIR REACHED MY BOTTOM LIP. AND THE WINNER IS

772. NOSE HAIR REACHED MY BOTTOM LIP. AND THE WINNER IS LOUIE!

773. AND THE WINNER IS LOUIE! WHAT?

774. LOUIE! WHAT? WHAT ABOUT MY SOUL PATCH?

775. WHAT? WHAT ABOUT MY SOUL PATCH?

776. WHAT ABOUT MY SOUL PATCH? Psst.

777. Psst. NEXT ROUND —

778. NEXT ROUND — MAN WASHING!

779. NEXT ROUND — MAN WASHING!

780. MAN WASHING! UGH!

781. UGH!

782. UGH!

783. MAN SITTING!

784. MAN SITTING!

785. MAN COOKING!

786. MAN COOKING! UGH! IT'S RARE!

787. MAN COOKING! UGH! IT'S RARE! THAT'S HOW A MAN EATS.

788. UGH! IT'S RARE! THAT'S HOW A MAN EATS. THAT'S NOT RARE.

789. THAT'S HOW A MAN EATS. THAT'S NOT RARE. THIS IS!

790. THAT'S NOT RARE. THIS IS!

791. THIS IS! AAH!

792. AAH! MAN WHISTLING!

793. AAH! MAN WHISTLING!

794. MAN WHISTLING! HA!

795. HA! I CAN DO IT BETTER WITH ONLY

796. HA! I CAN DO IT BETTER WITH ONLY ONE FINGER!

797. I CAN DO IT BETTER WITH ONLY ONE FINGER!

798. ONE FINGER!

799. MAN DANCING!

800. THAT WAS A TRICK QUESTION. A REAL MAN DOESN'T DANCE. AND FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE...

801. A REAL MAN DOESN'T DANCE. AND FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE... SHARING YOUR EMOTION!

802. AND FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE... SHARING YOUR EMOTION! WHAT?

803. SHARING YOUR EMOTION! WHAT?

804. WHAT? YES!

805. YES! OH, THAT THIS WAS A TRICK TO

806. YES! OH, THAT THIS WAS A TRICK TO MAKE YOU CONFRONT MAN'S DEEPEST,

807. OH, THAT THIS WAS A TRICK TO MAKE YOU CONFRONT MAN'S DEEPEST, DARKEST FEAR — TALKING ABOUT

808. MAKE YOU CONFRONT MAN'S DEEPEST, DARKEST FEAR — TALKING ABOUT YOUR FEELING.

809. DARKEST FEAR — TALKING ABOUT YOUR FEELING. WELL, THAT'S

810. YOUR FEELING. WELL, THAT'S A WASTE OF TIME.

811. WELL, THAT'S A WASTE OF TIME. THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT.

812. A WASTE OF TIME. THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT. OH, RICHARD, WHAT ABOUT YOUR

813. THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT. OH, RICHARD, WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAD?

814. OH, RICHARD, WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAD? I THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOD HE

815. DAD? I THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOD HE DIDN'T REALLY GO TO GET MILK.

816. I THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOD HE DIDN'T REALLY GO TO GET MILK.

817. DIDN'T REALLY GO TO GET MILK.

818. I KNOW.

819. I KNOW. I KNOW.

820. I KNOW. I KNOW. IT'S JUST THAT I'M VERY...

821. I KNOW. IT'S JUST THAT I'M VERY... R-R-REALLY...

822. IT'S JUST THAT I'M VERY... R-R-REALLY... I KNOW. I KNOW.

823. R-R-REALLY... I KNOW. I KNOW. I LIKED HIM, TOO.

824. I KNOW. I KNOW. I LIKED HIM, TOO. IT'S JUST... HE FELT OTHERWISE.

825. I LIKED HIM, TOO. IT'S JUST... HE FELT OTHERWISE. COME ON. JUST LET IT ALL OUT.

826. IT'S JUST... HE FELT OTHERWISE. COME ON. JUST LET IT ALL OUT.

827. COME ON. JUST LET IT ALL OUT.

828. COME ON, KID. THAT'S IT.

829. COME ON, KID. THAT'S IT. IT'S JUST, I'M WORRIED

830. COME ON, KID. THAT'S IT. IT'S JUST, I'M WORRIED THAT YOU'LL LIKE LOUIE BETTER

831. IT'S JUST, I'M WORRIED THAT YOU'LL LIKE LOUIE BETTER THAN ME.

832. THAT YOU'LL LIKE LOUIE BETTER THAN ME.

833. THAN ME. AND THEN — AND THEN I'LL LOSE

834. AND THEN — AND THEN I'LL LOSE YOU, TOO.

835. AND THEN — AND THEN I'LL LOSE YOU, TOO.

836. YOU, TOO. DON'T BE SILLIER

837. DON'T BE SILLIER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE.

838. DON'T BE SILLIER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE. YOUR BRAIN MIGHT STALL ONCE AND

839. THAN YOU ALREADY ARE. YOUR BRAIN MIGHT STALL ONCE AND FOR ALL.

840. YOUR BRAIN MIGHT STALL ONCE AND FOR ALL. YOU KNOW, I WANT YOU TO

841. FOR ALL. YOU KNOW, I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY, TOO.

842. YOU KNOW, I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY, TOO.

843. BE HAPPY, TOO. FROM NOW ON, I'LL CALL YOU

844. FROM NOW ON, I'LL CALL YOU "DADDY."

845. FROM NOW ON, I'LL CALL YOU "DADDY." UH A LOT OF

846. "DADDY." UH A LOT OF WEATHER WE'VE BEEN HAVING

847. UH A LOT OF WEATHER WE'VE BEEN HAVING LATELY.

848. WEATHER WE'VE BEEN HAVING LATELY.

849. LATELY. ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY,

850. ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY, DAD?

851. ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY, DAD? YES, SWEETIE.

852. DAD? YES, SWEETIE. THERE COMES A TIME IN YOUR LIFE

853. YES, SWEETIE. THERE COMES A TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU HAVE TO GROW UP AND

854. THERE COMES A TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN YOU HAVE TO GROW UP AND BECOME A MAN.

855. WHEN YOU HAVE TO GROW UP AND BECOME A MAN. AW!

856. BECOME A MAN. AW!

857. AW!