The Amazing World of Gumball 2x8

1. This watch has been at the center of a feud between the watterson and finkelheimer

2. families for centuries. It was found by your great-great-great-great-

3. grandfather, bucktooth watterson, who lost it to an evil man called

4. one-legged finkelheimer in a jig contest. However, bucktooth's son, your

5. great-great-great-great- grandfather... But then ebenezer finkelheimer

6. took it, even though he had never slapped a peacock in his entire life...

7. all that time, the watch was hidden inside Louie finkelheimer's girdle.

8. Then, when my dad finally retrieved the watch after a

9. good-old yodeling contest, he gave it to me. And now, little man, I give the

10. watch to you. I hate it! This watch is wonder weak.

11. It doesn't even tell the time. What the derp is "v" past "x" supposed to mean?

12. Wait, did you get that from dad? How'd you know?

13. He offered it to me first. He told me this really long,

14. boring story full of people I didn't care about, and I said, "no, I don't want no busted-up

15. cowboy junk." Do you mind holding this for a second?

16. I need to tie my shoelace. Sure. Wait.

17. You don't have any shoes. He who holds it owns it.

18. Aw! Okay, okay, I'll keep it, but on one condition — if at any point

19. dad offers us a better present, I get dibs. Deal?

20. Deal. Now check your hand. What, this one?

21. Or this one? Now check yours. What?

22. Double what?

23. I gave it to an old man. What? I said, "I gave it to

24. an old man!" Shh! I heard you the first time.

25. It's just that you don't give away a family heirloom to some random guy!

26. But I thought you were trying to get rid of it.

27. What's dad gonna say now? Is he gonna cry?

28. 'Cause if he's gonna cry, I'll cry. Oh, don't cry,

29. bubble cheeks. It's my fault, as well. So, since it's

30. obviously your fault, you're gonna get it back, right? Well, I would've if

31. you hadn't been a total slack-jawed goober and gave it to him.

32. But none of this would have happened if you hadn't been such an ungrateful

33. jerk in the first place. You do it. No, you do it.

34. No, you do it. What are you guys talking about?

35. Uh, how much we like the watch? I love you guys.

36. I'd be more than happy to give this watch back if it

37. belonged to you, but my name is Marvin finkelheimer, and this watch belongs to the

38. finkelheimer family. Dude, did you really have to give it to a

39. finkelheimer? Ha! Call that poetic justice.

40. Can you really turn down a helpless, crying child? You're not crying.

41. [ Grunting, panting ] Dude, are you trying

42. to cry or lay an egg?

43. Get off my lawn. What are we gonna do?

44. Well, we just have to agree to never speak about that watch again.

45. But I feel so guilty. Then we shall deal with our emotions like

46. grown-ups — push them down deep inside ourselves and ignore them for the rest of our lives.

47. Hey, what was that?

48. It's the guilt! I have a massive knot in my stomach, and my body just won't

49. let me eat! We have to get that watch back somehow.

50. For the last time, there's nothing in this world that I'd want to trade for this watch.

51. Hmm. What about the one thing man has desired since the dawn of time?

52. What about the one thing a man at the dusk of his life craves for more than anything else?

53. What about the secret that has eluded every scientist, alchemist, and adventurer of

54. this world? What about eternal youth? Youth, youth, youth,

55. youth. I'm listening. don't have it.

56. But how about a girlfriend? Deal.

57. We might need to make you look a little younger. So, Marvin, how long have you

58. been so... Surprised?

59. Check, please. It's not our fault

60. you weren't compatible! It is your fault for giving me that back-alley face-lift!

61. It was either that or a bag over your head. Her advert said no one over 25.

62. I'm sorry, dude, but you kind of look like a microwaved toad.

63. Get out of here! I'm keeping the watch! I wish it didn't

64. have to come to this, Marvin. What are you doing?

65. I'm gonna beat myself senseless, call the cops, and accuse you of doing it.

66. Huh? I think you're a bit too Lily-livered for that, son.

67. I don't know what that means, but I'm gonna prove it wrong.

68. Okay, I can't

69. remember why I'm angry at you, so I'm gonna go. Is he talking to me now?

70. No, dude, I'm talking to you. Okay, I'm gonna walk

71. you home now. I can walk home by myself.

72. I'm perfectly capable of putting one foot in front of the other without your help.

73. I don't have the heart to tell him he's going the wrong way.

74. I can't hide like this anymore. We're just gonna have to tell

75. dad the truth. Oh, sure, great plan. So, how do you want to do it?

76. You could start by rejecting his love while I sucker-punch him with the lack of respect that we

77. have for his entire family heritage. Or, if you'd prefer, I'll just

78. rip out his heart while you tear his soul in half. Get out of your box.

79. You just gave me an idea. I've come for you, Marvin.

80. What have we done? You said he'd just

81. bargain for his life with the watch, but instead, he's gone the way of the dodo.

82. Just give him cpr.

83. What the —? Do it properly, man. I'm not touching his

84. mouth. It looks like the end of an elephant's trunk.

85. Okay, hold on. Move aside. Come on, Marvin, don't go into

86. the light. No, wait.

87. Ah, he's been breathing all this time.

88. Shh! I'm keeping the watch!

89. It belongs to my family, not yours!

90. Look, sir, I shouldn't have given that watch to Darwin, and

91. he shouldn't have given it to you. So, now I'm begging you 'cause

92. all I care about is that my dad gave it to me. It'll break his heart when I

93. tell him I lost it. Me-me-me, me-me-me-me-me-me.

94. Hey, Mr. Dad, you look great. Have you lost weight?

95. Mm, let me check. One, two, three, four, five, six.

96. No, same as always. Wait a minute. What have you done wrong?

97. What? What gave it away? That's what I always ask

98. your mother before I confess something terrible. I was just messing

99. with Darwin, and I gave the watch to him. And then I gave it to

100. Marvin, and then we tried to get it back, but he wouldn't give it back.

101. What are you talking about?

102. The watch! What? That weird Roman-compass thing?

103. Oh, no one cares about that. Really? Yeah, I just wanted to

104. get rid of it. I even tried to give it to anais before giving it to Darwin.

105. Just tell Marvin he can keep it. Hey, Marvin.

106. Listen, I just — let me stop you there. I've been thinking.

107. I only wanted this watch 'cause my father wanted it all his life, and by keeping it, I'm

108. sentencing you to the same punishment. So, please, take it.

109. Let me stop you there. We just found out that our dad

110. doesn't care, so you can keep it. No, I want you to have it.

111. Check your hands. You keep it. Hmm.

112. Check behind your ear. You keep it. Now check inside

113. your pants. But I don't wear any—

114. Okay, kid. How about this? I'll keep it for now, but it's still yours.

115. You can get it back anytime you like. Deal?

116. Deal. This table is worth about $1,000.

117. Oh, my! However, this coffee stain brings the value down to about

118. $10. Now, this pocket watch is a very

119. special piece. Only two were ever made, and I'd say it's worth approximately

120. $700.

121. So, if you're lucky enough to have the other one of these rare timepieces, I suggest you cash

122. it in right away.

123. No! We're never gonna get him! I don't know.

124. We can probably catch up with him if we jog. No!

125. We're never gonna get him! Wait, I've got an idea.

126. Can we borrow your scooter, sir? Sure, but you're going to have to fight me for it.

127. Just take it.

128. We'll never catch him! don't worry!

129. I have an idea! What the —?

130. Hey! What do you think you're doing? Whoa!

131. Aha! Give me back the watch, you prune-faced pincher!

132. Get your sausage fingers out of my face!

133. Aah! It's all gummy and lukewarm! Dah!

134. You said we could have it back anytime we want.

135. Oh, you can have it right now. Really?

136. For $700! Aaaaahhhh!

137. What are you doing carrying glass through a park? What are you doing ramming

138. into an octogenarian in a battery-powered wheelchair? Yeah, fair point.

139. $700. I can finally afford to pay off my credit-card bills.

140. Or maybe I'll buy those gold dentures I've seen in hip-hop videos.

141. I'll tell you what you need to buy — bandages! Aah!

142. This isn't over, Marvin! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-aah!

143. Aah! Aah, the watch!

144. Forget it, watterson! The watch is mine, and therefore, the money is mine!

145. It was never yours, and it will never be, Marvin finkelheimer!

146. Aah!

147. Are we actually gonna risk our lives for $700? Let's bail.

148. Eh, fair point. Get out of the way!

149. It's gonna explode! Hey, that's great.

150. Now we can sell the watch and split the mo—

151. In 25 yards, turn left.

152. Dad, why do we have

153. to go to school? So you can get a job. But why do I need a

154. job? So you can earn money. Continue ahead.

155. Well, why do I need money? To buy the stuff that TV

156. makes us want. But why do I need to buy stuff?

157. Because if you didn't buy stuff, everyone would be out of a job, and no one would have

158. any money. Wait, so I have to work for the rest of my life to

159. pay for stuff that I don't want, just so everyone else can suffer the same horrible fate as me?

160. Exactly. You just live your

161. life without thinking, don't you? I believe you are

162. underestimating me, son. Turn right.

163. You have reached your

164. destination. Come on.

165. Surely there's more to life than that. Mm...

166. Nope. I'm out of here!

167. Enjoy your pathetic lives working 9:00 to 5:00. Hector, send me to freedom.

168. That's it.

169. Laugh at me. But at least I'm not a mindless zombie, going through life just

170. doing what they tell me to. Who? You know, them.

171. Who's "them"? You know, the man. What man?

172. The man who tells you what to do. Who? My dad?

173. No. The people who tell you what to watch on TV and stuff.

174. What's a TV? It's a... Hmm.

175. You have reached your destination.

176. On the menu

177. today, poulet a la deep fried, accompanied by le fries of the French.

178. Mmm. Délicieux. What are "le fries of the

179. French"? Are you a potato?

180. As sure as the world is flat.

181. Who's the bumpkin? This is Idaho. Gumball's friend from the

182. country. He's gonna be staying with us this weekend.

183. Where's your chair? Gumball threw it away. We're getting rid of our

184. possessions to lead a simpler, better life.

185. What's going on here? It's Idaho. He's gonna show us the way.

186. The way to what? The way to ultimate happiness.

187. Is that a theme park? No, it's a free world with no electricity, no

188. cars, no supermarkets, and especially no TV.

189. He's not joking, is he?

190. Ahh. Isn't it better to simply

191. communicate rather than being brainwashed by the TV? Dude, no one said a

192. word for half an hour. Nicole, punish gumball for being boring.

193. I really want to, but I can't. Gumball is exploring his outlook

194. on society, and it's our job as parents to encourage that, no matter how much we might think

195. it's completely ridiculous! So what do you noble savages do

196. to entertain your tribe? We play rough and tumble. What's that?

197. Come on. I'll show you. Now, the rules is that there's no rules.

198. You wrestle, and you make your friend tumble. Wait, so, you can,

199. like, punch and stuff? Well, you can try, but I have to warn you.

200. I've never been defeated in elmore county. Come on.

201. Aah!

202. Aah!

203. Darwin! He said there were no

204. rules. You didn't have to kick him over a house.

205. I was defending myself. Against what?

206. You're like eight times his size. I panicked, okay?

207. Do it again! Do it again!

208. You know what we do when we need to cheer up? We sing songs.

209. I hope the tooth fairy

210. accepts change. That's it. I've had with your alternative,

211. new-age nonsense. It started boring, and now it's painful.

212. I'm going to the chicken place to get a family bucket of comfort food.

213. Look, we're in search of freedom, and it comes at a price.

214. It's tough, but it's beautiful. It's rough, but it's real. It's dangerous, but it's...

215. It's — A backyard. There's nothing dangerous around

216. here. Wasp!

217. Darwin, don't blow it at me. Blow it away.

218. I ain't seen this much dancing since they invented the mashed potato.

219. Yeah, calm down, guys. It's only a tiny insect.

220. I'll show you how to handle it. Hey, wasp, how about you just go —

221. ow! What the —? Ow! It stung me like a million

222. times! Stop.

223. Suck the poison out, and you'll be just fine. Yeah, chill out,

224. people. It's only a wasp sting. Just got to suck the poison out.

225. Ahh. That's not how you deal with a wasp sting.

226. I think I'm ready. To go back inside? No, to live in the

227. forest. Come on! To the forest of freedom where

228. we can pick ripe fruit off the laden trees and pluck fat fish from the teeming rivers, paying

229. for nothing and living for free. Okay. Okay. Look, where is it?

230. Wait, were you following me? 'Cause, um...

231. We'll just forage around the neighborhood. It's just as good as a forest.

232. Ugh. Is this really what you eat every day?

233. No. What I eat is healthier. It's the thing all food comes

234. from and goes back to. Discount supermarkets?

235. Nope. Soil. Hey.

236. Mmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Blech, this is disgusting.

237. Hey, brain dude, should I spit? Sorry, tongue guy. Just man up and swallow.

238. What? Me and my boys are not digesting this.

239. Who are you calling "boys," stomach man? I'm five times the length of

240. this body. Forget it, intestine. I'm tired of you

241. always blowing hot air. Come on, guys. Can't we all just love each

242. other? No, we can't just love each other.

243. Mm. Mm. You're not supposed to eat

244. the soil. You just rub on it yourself to get the good things from it.

245. Oh, thank goodness. I felt like my stomach was about to punch my brain.

246. How often do we just get to sit

247. back and gaze at the stars? And it's actually pretty comfortable out here.

248. Speak for yourself. Sleeping on the ground is more painful than getting your back

249. shredded by a million dirty claws. I think you're

250. sleeping on gumball.

251. This new lifestyle might be a pain, but at least we finally get some time together

252. as a family. Thanks for showing us the way, Idaho.

253. Ahh! Oh, yeah!

254. Oh, yeah! Wow!

255. Ooh! Oh, yeah! Yeah.

256. Shh.

257. I know what this looks like, but before you tell me how wrong it is, don't you want to try it?

258. Let's do it again. Dude, wake up.

259. What did you do to him? Nothing. We just ate junk food and played

260. video games. That's it! His pure country body couldn't

261. handle your filthy suburban lifestyle. It sent him into toxic shock.

262. Wait, what were you doing playing video games and leaving us outside all night?

263. You... You... Hypocrite? Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.

264. I hated this whole lifestyle from the moment I turned off the TV.

265. Then why did you force us to keep it up? 'Cause I got

266. principles. It just turns out I can't live by them.

267. Aah! Wait a minute. He's a vegetable.

268. He doesn't need a doctor. He needs a gardener. Take him back to his home.

269. Ohh! I... I... I l... Shh.

270. It's okay. I love you, too, my friend. I live about an hour away.

271. Awkward. Dad, hurry up! Okay, let's take a

272. shortcut. In 20 yards, turn left.

273. Give me all your money. And don't try and call for help. Call for help.

274. Continue straight. Turn left. Turn left.

275. I'm so sorry, buddy. This is all my fault. It's okay.

276. Hey, it looks like he's getting better.

277. Dad, faster!

278. Turn left. Turn left. Turn right.

279. Going up? I'll take the next one.

280. What kind of shortcut is this? We're running out of time.

281. don't worry, honey. Your father knows exactly what he's doing.

282. Noooo... He doesn't! This sat nav is broken! We've been everywhere apart from

283. where we need to be. What are you talking about?

284. We made it here in under three minutes. Are you Idaho's

285. family? Please, you have to help him.

286. We're too late.

287. ♪ ah, whoo-oo-oo ♪ ♪ ah, whoo-oo-oo-oo ♪

288. There's nothing that a good old fashioned dirt bath can't fix.

289. I still don't know how y'all can survive the life you city folks live.

290. I know. We're disgusting. Well, it's a potato's duty to

291. help his neighbor, so why don't you stay here with us? Good hard work here in the

292. fields will cure you.

293. You have reached your destination.