The Amazing World of Gumball 2x7

1. What are we gonna do? I don't know, but

2. we're running out of time! Get out of there! Hurry up!

3. I can't do it! You don't have a choice!

4. Why are we screaming like this anyway? Because showering

5. with other people is disgusting. More disgusting than soap dodging?

6. It's not soap dodging. It's preserving my dignity.

7. Come on, it's just a shower. Everybody has to take one. Hey, guys, why don't you just

8. wet your hair and say you had a shower? Isn't that lying?

9. I prefer to call it creative truth.

10. Aah!

11. Aah! Quick, give me your towel. I'll block the pipe.

12. Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Ow.

13. Could one of you boys please explain how $20,000 of damage was caused in the space of 30

14. seconds? Well, uh, you see, what happened was we, um —

15. I think what my friend was about to say is we caught a guy trying to steal from the

16. lockers, and we had a fight. I was like, "drop the wallet, punk."

17. And he was like, bang bang! But I was like, pum pum! So I threw him across the room,

18. and the locker went smash, and he was just about to pound me when my boys gumball and Darwin

19. came out of the shower. And the three of us trashed him, so he jumped out the window and

20. ran off. And what did this guy look like?

21. Um, he was just a guy, you know. A guy.

22. Uh-huh. And what did his face look like?

23. Face like with facial features all around his face.

24. Anything distinctive? Uh... Big skull! He had a big skull for a head.

25. Skull, mm. So... Something like this? That's a boat.

26. Yes, well, I've never been very good at drawing faces. Boys, I commend you for your

27. bravery and your personal hygiene. Now go and put some clothes on.

28. Good job, team. Dude, I think you're a bad influence.

29. We should have just told the truth. And let the whole

30. school know we're soap Dodgers? No way, man. We just need to draw a line

31. under this and never see each other again. What? Because I lied?

32. I did that for us because I thought we were friends now. We are friends, right?

33. Fine, but only if you promise not to lie. Scout's honor.

34. You've never been a scout, have you? No.

35. Okay! Last chance starting now! Oh, you won't regret this.

36. Come on, let's go.

37. Ooh! And then they gave me another

38. medal. Dude, you're lying again.

39. Yeah. All that actually happened today was me rescuing penny from a

40. tribe of time-traveling troglodytes, and then we made out.

41. Uh, no. All I did today was go to school, and now I'm on the

42. school bus. She's right, Darwin.

43. He's contaminated us with his dirty lies. We got to stop

44. ourselves lying before it gets any worse.

45. Gumball, I've been thinking. I thought you were

46. at the dentist. I-I was, but then I realized there's no bigger

47. cavity in life than the hole left in your heart when you lose a friend.

48. What are we talking about here? Clayton.

49. We need to give him one more chance. Dude, he's had more

50. chances than I've had showers. What's that, like five?

51. Whatever. Look, if it means that much to you, I'll give him one more

52. chance, but that is it. Coming to science? I'll catch up with

53. you. Hey, Darwin.

54. I've been thinking. There's no bigger cavity in life than the hole left in your

55. heart... Hey, who's this?

56. Ha ha! I'm a banana milkshake!

57. So much funnier than when banana Joe does it.

58. I'm so pleased you convinced me to give Clayton one last chance.

59. Convinced you? But you convinced me.

60. Huh? Ugh!

61. What did you bullies say to Clayton? Wow, that's a really

62. convincing simian, but there's a few things you've missed. The real simian has way more

63. nose hair. And her eyes are more bulging.

64. Her hair's disgustingly greasy. Oh, and she dribbles

65. a lot. And she's got horns because she's evil.

66. Oh, and she's always got a sausage in her mouth.

67. You're not Clayton, are you? What exactly is going on

68. here? We lied! We lied about

69. everything. We made up the skull guy because Clayton trashed the

70. locker room. So punish us! Punish us like the dirty

71. soap-dodging liars we are! I see no need for punishment. You've told the truth, and

72. that's what's important. We should never speak of this again.

73. Uh, now, run back to class and don't forget to make up with Clayton.

74. Aah! I just need a couple of

75. signatures from you, please. Why? Raisin's returned from

76. suspension today. Raisin? You know, the kid we

77. suspended for smashing up the locker room. He's

78. real? I mean, what?

79. He's in that band soldiers of pain. They're pretty hard-core.

80. I got to go. How about a little kiss before you go?

81. I got to go... Out this window!

82. Guys! Guys! Guys! The skull guy — he's real! He's real!

83. Yeah, sure. The skull guy that I made up actually exists.

84. Oh, don't tell me. He's 7 foot tall, covered in tattoos, and he's about to burst

85. through those very — Doors.

86. You know what time it is? Time to change my pants?

87. No. It's time to kick some butt. Aah!

88. You're next. Uh, Clayton, you got a plan "b"?

89. Yeah, literally.

90. Uh, can I get a little help here?

91. You're going down. We'll see about that.

92. Aah!

93. Aah! Aah! Clayton! Watch out!

94. Aah!

95. Clayton, why do you lie all the time when you can do such cool stuff?

96. Because I wanted to impress you guys. I think you're really cool.

97. No, you're way cooler. No way. You're the cool one.

98. don't be silly. You're the coolest guy I — Aah!

99. Aah! He's getting even bigger!

100. Relax. I know what to do. Clayton, hurry up!

101. Aah! Get down!

102. Yay!

103. Yeah! All right! I knew he wouldn't fit through

104. that w—

105. I'm gonna smack you purple. Aah! We're doomed!

106. Hold me. Is this really gonna help?

107. No, I mean put me on your shoulder.

108. Okay, can we fire now?

109. Not yet. We only have one shot. He's coming!

110. He's coming! Not yet. Aah!

111. Okay, time to put the skeleton back in the closet.

112. And then razor exploded into a million pieces, and the army showed up, and they gave me a

113. medal and — Dude, that's not what happened at all.

114. Look, I made up the skull guy, and razor happened to fit his description and got expelled.

115. And he didn't attack us. He just came by to say thanks.

116. Yeah. Me getting suspended gave our band way more street cred.

117. Just last night, we had like three more downloads on our website.

118. Well, I'm glad to hear that razor is innocent, but that still doesn't explain what you

119. were doing when the locker room was destroyed. Oh, I'm sure Clayton

120. will have a very believable explanation for that. We were soap dodging.

121. Gross.

122. I still maintain that you wouldn't be able to defeat dad in an eating contest.

123. Okay, okay, you win! Let me out!

124. Your turn. I bet you can't kiss your own tail.

125. Challenge accepted.

126. Dude, you look like a wiener with a botched face-lift. Okay, you lost.

127. You're my slave for the day now. What? No way, man.

128. Double or quits. I bet you can't pluck that flower with your butt and carry

129. it across the playground. Mm-hmm.

130. Wait, no! Uh — uh —

131. I bet I can jump through my own leg. Triple or quits!

132. Quadruple or quits! What's the next -uple after that?

133. Quintuple. Why are you repeatedly jumping on your face?

134. Because it's fun. Define "fun." Oh, you know, like

135. hanging out with friends, gawking at girls, and playing games like this one.

136. Computing friends, girls, games. Result — zero.

137. Can I join your game? Of course you can.

138. Okay, we're playing bets, and the loser's the winner's servant for 24 hours.

139. But your chances of beating a robotic unit in any task is 0.000001%.

140. Really? Well, I bet you can't say "the alphabet" faster than me.

141. Challenge accepted. A-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-I-j-k-l-m-n-o— The alphabet.

142. Recomputing question. Trick detected. Failure acknowledged.

143. Sorry, man. You lose. Switching hard drive to slave

144. mode. Awaiting command. Dude, we have our

145. own super-high-tech robot for 24 hours. We could use his

146. power for the good of mankind. We could save dolphins.

147. And stop global warming. And bring peace to

148. the world. There's so much good we can do.

149. Do you have anything for this? Well, I, uh, I'm not a

150. mechanic, but how long has this been going on for? Ever since I fell in love

151. with your mom. I thought you wanted to do good for mankind.

152. Yeah, but this is more fun. Now make out with the

153. defibrillator! Oh, no! What are you doing?

154. What the —? Watterson.

155. This is a violation of the first amendment! Preventing you from breaking

156. medical equipment and making jokes about the nurse's mother is not a violation of your

157. freedom of speech. As punishment, you will mow the stadium field during your lunch

158. break. Now get out of here. I wish that guy

159. would just get lost. I wish that guy would just get

160. lost.

161. Where am I? Bobert, a bit more on the left.

162. I don't think that's right. I know.

163. Principal brown has no sense of humor, man. I'm talking about the

164. way you treat bobert. Well, I'm sorry, but he's the one who asked to play.

165. Careful with those edges, dude! Besides, I didn't make the rules.

166. Uh, yeah, you did. You know bobert's not normal. His life is so sad.

167. We should help him. Sure, whatever. Task complete.

168. A bit more hair on the horse's tail.

169. Perfect. Bobert, we're going

170. to find you a girlfriend. What? Why? Because his life is

171. pathetic and he needs some love. Now, walk up to Tina. She's desperate, and you are...

172. Available? But I don't know how to talk to girls.

173. And he's probably not gonna appreciate switching out of slave mode to find he's

174. married to some Jurassic meat sack. What am I talking about?

175. This is the funniest idea ever. Hey, baby girl.

176. This might come as a shock... But I can see there's an energy inside you.

177. But I can see there's an energy inside you. In fact, if we got...

178. Together, sparks would fly. It would be... Electric.

179. Whoa. No one's ever spoken to me with such poetry before.

180. I'm... Not talking to you. I'm talking to the fuse box.

181. I'm sorry. I just couldn't help it.

182. They kept talking about all that electric stuff, and the fuse box was there.

183. I can't believe you did that to bobert. All of this because of your

184. stupid game. Shh! Dude, whisper.

185. I am whispering! No, you're just doing a whispery voice.

186. If anything, it's louder than normal. Look, if you want to make bobert

187. happy, you treat him like a normal kid, not a charity case. Go tell that to his

188. head. Well, I patched him up as best I can, but for the last

189. time, I'm a nurse, I'm not a mechanic. Well, I'm not a florist or a

190. meteorologist or some kind of freak-show owner, but you don't see me complaining, do you?

191. Hmm! Bobert, would you

192. rather have an awesome friend or a patronizing fairy godmother? I'm not a fairy

193. godmother! Get out of here! Can't you see I'm on my break?

194. Aw, dude, she's even more upset than you are. She seriously needs to chill

195. out. She seriously needs to chill

196. out. Fetch! Hmm.

197. All right, smarty-pants. No arms this time. Fetch!

198. So, this is treating him like a normal kid, huh? Ah, a normal kid who

199. lost his bet fair and square. Do you think I wouldn't do the same to you?

200. This time, no feet. Fetch! I guess you would,

201. but still, this is no way to treat a, uh... Go on, say it.

202. A challenged person? No. You think you're

203. better than him? It took you five years to learn facial expressions, and there

204. are still some you don't know. What's this one? You're making it

205. difficult on purpose! don't worry. I made this one up, but that's

206. my point. Bobert has to learn. He's a pretty sharp kid, you

207. know. don't let the dog get it!

208. Ah! Ah! Ah! Aah! Oh! You're lucky I'm a licensed

209. rollerblader, okay? If I hadn't been able to perform a safe roll, you could have lost

210. a friend. Blades for life. You be careful now.

211. This world needs less rollerbladers, man.

212. Aah! I'm okay!

213. Hey, Darwin, check this out. Bobert, divide by zero.

214. See, that's the problem here.

215. Any other kid, normal or not, would have some limits, but a robot just doesn't.

216. It's unfair to do that to him. Why are you so uptight about this?

217. I don't see anyone else having a problem with it. That's because no one

218. else is here. Huh. Where is everybody?

219. Hey, what are you still doing here? School's canceled today.

220. There's no teachers. No teachers? Get out of here.

221. Aah! Uh, what just

222. happened here? Following command. Dude, I never asked

223. you to throw him out the window. I said, "get out of here."

224. What the droid? See? I told you.

225. A robot's got no limits or common sense. This can only go bad.

226. Oh, come on. As long as I don't say, "bobert, terminate gumball," or whatever,

227. it's fine. Put an end to it!

228. No. Ow! Okay. Bobert, you don't take orders

229. from anyone now, all right? Aah! What the —? What's your problem, man?

230. Following command. Bobert, terminate gumball.

231. Oh, yeah. Uh, delete that from your memory.

232. Command denied. Bobert, you don't take orders from anyone now,

233. all right? - >> Commence termination.

234. Why am I running?

235. It's you he's trying to terminate. Because you wanted

236. to hear me say I was wrong. You know me well, don't you?

237. Aah! Wait!

238. I have an idea. Look at what you've done.

239. He was all I had. Come on, come on, come on, take the

240. bait. I'm sorry, watterson. I know this isn't appropriate,

241. but I just need to warm up. Aaaahhh! Get off! Get off! Get off!

242. Wait! I'm so cold!

243. Ahh, that's better. Oh, thank goodness.

244. You need to help me. Bobert's gone crazy.

245. Here you go. What's that? Tech-support hotline.

246. I am not a mechanic. Aah!

247. Thanks! Aah!

248. Good afternoon, and thank you for calling our technical support.

249. Yes, hi, I have a problem — to book an appointment with

250. one of our technicians, press one. To check on an order —

251. Dagnabbit, you stupid answering machine! If I wanted to talk to —

252. no need to be rude, sir. If you did this job all day, you, too, would end up talking

253. like a machine. Watch out!

254. Aah! What are you doing? Getting my change.

255. Just get out of here! I'm sorry, gumball, I can't slow

256. him down any longer. My belly's too chafed. Ooh!

257. Oh, wait, never mind. He's still going at exactly the same pace.

258. Come on, come on. How do you stop a robot? I thought books were supposed to

259. be useful. Hmm.

260. Darwin, I got him! You got

261. me, too. Are you okay? Oh, I'm fine...

262. Apart from the fact that none of this would have happened if it wasn't for this stupid game!

263. It's not my fault. He wanted to be treated like a normal kid, so I treated him

264. like one because that's what he is. Aren't you, bobert?

265. Initiating countdown. Oh, great, he's gonna self-destruct.

266. Even when I'm right, I'm wrong. 10... Please tell me

267. that's minutes and not seconds. Get me out of here! 9...

268. 8... Dude, I've got a

269. plan. It involves me running out that door.

270. The problem is only one of us survives. What? You got a better idea?

271. 7... Defuse him! What?

272. Like, water him down? No, not dilute. Defuse, like a bomb!

273. 6... Hmm. Do you have one of those tiny,

274. tiny screwdrivers? No? Oh, well.

275. 5... Who would have thought that it would all end

276. like this, huh? There's still five seconds to do something!

277. 4... What are you doing? I'm waiting until he

278. gets to three so I get that super strength you get in life-threatening situations.

279. 3... Not gonna happen.

280. 2... So, I guess it's time for some good last words,

281. huh? 1...

282. Zero. 24 hours completed.

283. Slave mode de-activated. Want to play another game?

284. Uh... Yeah, all right.